Thursday Night From The Good Seats
Through a friend, I scored 5 seats in the owners' section behind on the Giants' dugout. Since I had my seats, I took Goofus Jr. and seven of his teammates from his Pony League (13 & 14 year-olds) team. Even though it was just pre-season, it was a lot of fun sitting in these seats. Half the kids sat with me in these seats for the first half of the game and then we switched so all the kids ended up getting to sit in there. I'll post pics some pics here are some pics I took from the evening.
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Here we are outside the yard (Goofus Jr is in the front row on the left)

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 11:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like a happy bunch.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying to look cool
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why’s that one guy wearing a Pirates hat?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 3, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hates winners.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Apr 3, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t own a Giants lid. I think that cap is frmo a team he played on.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can any of them play 1st?
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The big kid in the lower right is a very good 1B and can crush the ball. The kid next to him in the gray sweatshirt and the kid in the back row with no cap and the blond hair both pitch and both have howitzers for arms.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m saying the kid in the top right is a lefty.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. The whole team is RH
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 4, 2009 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should tie their right hands behind their backs until they can throw lefty. $126,000,000 out there for mediocre starting pitching these days
by m34josh on Apr 4, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s the same rate for shitty LH starting pitchers too.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Apr 4, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that is why he ties the right arm back so they are forced to use their left arm.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These kids actually look a little older then 13-14 year olds, maybe a year or 2 older.
by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE are all Dominican
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 3, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Feliz is Dominican.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE are all Pedro
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 3, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/tries to pull 0-2 slider
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Apr 4, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Giants cap looks blue
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 3, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Faded Gamer-Lid
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The second kid from the right (with the blue cap) looks kinda old.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 4, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've sat in those exact seats before!
It was magical!
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 3, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I’ve never been career-dedicated enough to try and become a “captain of industry” as I enjoy my time away from work too much, but having enough money to own a baseball team and sit here all the time would be awfully cool.
Inheriting a billion dollars is probably the best route.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a new design on top of the dugout?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 3, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I noticed that too while at the game thursday. Both dugouts are designed like that, but say different things. Can’t remember what the visitor says at the moment
by m34josh on Apr 4, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson and Burriss in the dugout. Wilson has some kind of freaky hairstyle going on

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 11:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wait....
is it my imagination, or did wilson say something about a mullet earlier this offseason… OMFG, our closer is crazy.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
badly formed mohawk
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 3, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which will mutate in to a RJ mullet throughout the season
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 3, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think its pronounced fauxhawk in frisco these days
by m34josh on Apr 4, 2009 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a bad look.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2009 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good god you’re right
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 4, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What they say in Texas is of no importance to me.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 4, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your new left side of the infield. Pablo had two errors, but both here just not played into his glove well. Neither were the result of him being too heavy to play 3rd.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 11:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wasn’t there a song by ABC that said “Everything is good in the world when Timmy flings”

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 11:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One of the exciting moments of the game was spotting Barry a couple sections over from us

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 11:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RACIST
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the kid even looks like Barry’s daughter
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that still keeps cracking me up
I’ve been showing that pic to people and everyone is racist
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 4, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea! I thought the same exact thing.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this picture of Lincecum. If he wasn’t wearing the gloves, you’d swear he was a batboy.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 11:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This would have been the greatest shot ever taken in the history of sports photography, but Bochy’s head got in the way

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That might be the widest angle lens ever made. I mean I think I can see something besides head…maybe… sort of.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 3, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CONNIE CHUNG!….no….just some asian lady
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 3, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RACIST
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 3, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two seconds after this was taken, he crashed into the little dugout fence in front of him. Gamer.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis really does look liked he’s beefed up since last season

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beefed up. Cattle Baroness.
/runs away
Thanks for bringing everybody to the park – us , them.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 3, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry Bonds!
Oh, wait. not him.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 3, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny you should mention that. Right as I took this pic, I was thinking, “Fred definitely looks bigger than the pre-alleged-PED Barry.”
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure this is Sue Burns, who owns the largest stake in the team

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
got her #?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 3, 2009 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait three days before you call. Don’t want her to think you’re desperate
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 3, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three days? I thought the magic number was 6!
by m34josh on Apr 4, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUE’S COOL, FREAKING DIEHARD (sorry for caps, but i was yelling that in my head)
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 3, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She really was a gamer. She was chatting into the dugout with Bochy before the game, stayed the whole game, was totally decked out in black and orange, cheered for the team and intently watched replays on the monitor in front of her. She’s most definitely a fan!
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. Burns is all kinds of awesome.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yeah! even I don't do exhibition games...
sat next to her this spring
my GF (aka 40 year old fat naked guy at keyboard) was heckling the umpires bad call at the top of her lungs… Sue was laughing her butt off
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 3, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love her. I hope I’m half as cool as she is when I’m old.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 6, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo tripled and Rowand sacrificed him in. Here they are returning to the dugout

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I asked Pablo what he thinks of Grant Brisbee and this was his reaction

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks like he just ate a sourpatch kid
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 4, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good pics, Goofus. I’m officially pumped about the season, now. Thank you.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 3, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1 (did I do that right?)
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 3, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seeing Snatchwig throwing so well is a thing of beauty. Him healthy and the additions of Affeldt and Howry could be huge

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Snatchwig” will never get old!
You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 3, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
13 and 14 year-olds are so funny. Take a group picture of them and the try to look all badass serious. Three hours later, they’re acting like 6 year-olds because they’re so excited about Lou Seal

That’s it for now. I’ll go through and see if I have any other pics of interest later. Cheers
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're kids at heart...
of course they’re going to act like they’re 6. Lou is their hero as Timmy is most of our hero. we would act like kids when meeting them for the first time and getting star struck.
I will heckle you until you crack. If you're an umpire and get the call wrong be prepared for a voice that will echo in your ears.
by monkey51 on Apr 5, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picture sharing is fun…good job and thanks.
-- Born Yesterday
by thatdog on Apr 3, 2009 2:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great post, Goofus.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 3, 2009 5:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, nice shots and great seats. I’m jealous.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 3, 2009 5:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great post
got me fired up for Tuesday. Can’t wait to be there for opening day.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
by j14 on Apr 3, 2009 7:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice
I’m going tonight because my friend gave me his family’s four club level seats – can’t wait – although I wish Lincy was throwing tonight.
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 3, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When is Goofus Jr going to be wearing jersey #109 for the Giants.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pumped for tuesday.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Apr 3, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One other thing that was weird: The Giants had names on the back of their jerseys and the A’s didn’t. Not sure what the deal was there. It was weird seeing the G-men in black jerseys and both teams in in dark jerseys.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the A’s R poor and can’t afford names.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 3, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dats rite, lol
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Apr 3, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they wear white cleats! Yucky!!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great pics, C!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 3, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stalker alert. I was hoping there would be dancing.
by robbgin on Apr 3, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the record
the actual owner’s row is the front row to the right of the dugout if you are facing the field. I’ve seen Magowan and Baer sit their a lot.
by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are "they're" any other facts you'd like to clear up?
Thanks for your expertise and knowledge. The fact that you’ve seen Magowan and Baer sit “their” a lot means that other seats in the area couldn’t possibly belong to owners as well, even though the the team lists two general partners and 28 more principal partners on “there” website.
(Psst: “Partners” are owners.)
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The principal owners have the front row. I should of have been more clear.
by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And with a tone like that, I’ll stay out of your threads and maybe out of these boards for now.
by SFGuy on Apr 3, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great job , Goof.
Keepin’ it elite.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I was some sort of principal rich dude (or dudette in the case of the couple on the list) so there could be some argument whether I got to sit within pissing distance of the dugout or not
by m34josh on Apr 4, 2009 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+109
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tone?
I shared my experience sitting in owners’ seats. You felt it was necessary to say, “for the record”, where the “actual” owners’ seats are. In essence, your point was “Hey Goofus, you’re full of shit. Those aren’t actual owners’ seats.” Having been called a liar, I pointed out that there are numerous owners and they have seats besides that one row front row.
Now you say that you were merely explaining the nuanced difference between the seats belonging to primary partners and principal partners. Excuse me for being a little skeptical.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 4, 2009 5:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Check your facts, then come back and see me.”
Signed,
Jim Calhoun Goofus
by Ed Jew on Apr 4, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww damn it… should have read “Get some facts, then come back and see me.”
by Ed Jew on Apr 4, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did someone get they're feewings hurt on the internerd?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 4, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of unnecessarily harsh here
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 3, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could be called me an asshole and I would barely care. Being called a liar is an altogether different story.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 4, 2009 5:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you’ll be sorry you said these things tomorrow when you’re feeling more better. Might I suggest the extra absorbent Tampax for the rest of the day.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, “more better.” Now Goofus is going to get on my grammar too!!
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For The Record The Correct Phrase Is Mo' Bettah
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 4, 2009 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I COULD BE CALLING ME YOU AN ASSHOLING LYER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 4, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think he called you liar.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My last post on the matter
I won’t be posting in this thread again. For the record, I wasn’t calling you a liar. I only thing of the owners as (then)Magowan, (now), Nuekem, Larry Baer and Sue Burns. I thought you were either mistaken or given bad information, Goofus. What I didn’t appreicate was having my grammar corrected like that (Natto was OK because I was doing the same stupid thing every stupid time). So you aren’t a liar but I think being an asshole stands.
by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't we all just get along?
Couldn’t you of just left it at…“I wasn’t calling you a liar.”? There’s no need to call the guy an asshole, he just misread your intent, nothing more. Far be it for me to be the voice of reason here, what with all the bile that comes out of my piehole…but you sir, are acting like a first rate douche.
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 4, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh. You could say the same thing to Goofus. He could have just corrected SFGuy, but instead he attacked him and made three cheap shots at his spelling mistake.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
they’re both total dickheads
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More drama in this place than your typical soap opera. ENOUGH ALREADY!!
I come here to escape the drama in my workplace, home life, etc….not to see petty disagreements escalate into full-scale flame wars. Again, I’m far from one to be saying this…but there comes a point where you just have to draw a line and say ENOUGH.
Let’s just wait for the season to get underway so we can aim all flamethrowers at Brian Sabean for some shit-headed move, or whatever annoying “roaming-the-park” hack FSN will be using to seel the “fan-experience” while televising a game.
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we have makeup sex now?
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and no more spelling corrections, either. Right after I correct that peace loving hippie Pac Bell Boozer for saying “seel the fan experience” and still referring to Comcast Sports Bay Area as FSN.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why I outta…..See how that works kids…water off my back.
Now get back here rxmeister…I’ve got a toilet bowl with your name all over it!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don’t scare me!! (especially since I live 3000 miles away) However, on my next trip to San Francisco I’m going to register at the hotels as rxmiester just so you don’t know it’s me. By the way, along the lines of my last correction, shouldn’t you now be ATTBoozer?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 6, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HEAR GOOFUS IS A LIAR. DISCUSS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 4, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear he laid 4 hookers in one night
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 4, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t forget about the blow. How can you have hookers and not any blow?
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He kissed them too. All four of them, right on the lips. Probably right after one of them did the Shamwow guy too!! Goofus, how did like the taste of those nuts?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They tasted great. Those nuts were German and everyone knows they make good stuff.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 5, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A person in the crowd shouts to the umpire:
“your mom was right! you did go blind!”
I will heckle you until you crack. If you're an umpire and get the call wrong be prepared for a voice that will echo in your ears.
by monkey51 on Apr 5, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy big fella just have another beer.
By the way it’s CSN not FSN now.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can’t we all just get along?
Srsly

Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
by bkrhater on Apr 9, 2009 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My last post on the matter as well
OK, you weren’t trying to call me out as a liar and I apologize for accusing you of doing so.
Nonetheless, if you go around McCoveyChronciles trying to tell people that they’re wrong about something when they’re not, don’t be shocked if you get a snarky reply.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 5, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snark? On McCovey Chronicles? No ’effin way.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 6, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s bring this thread back to what it was originally about. A great night out at the yard. Opening Day is 2 days, 15 hours, 19 minutes and 58 seconds away!
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
40% chance of rain :-(
Hope it changes by then…would hate to ride the train all the way there for a rainout/delay
by m34josh on Apr 4, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would bring my world crashing down
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 5, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rain’s a liar!
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 5, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I work till 6 pm. (west coast time) Can I please have a five hour rain delay?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 6, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even worse
Merkin Valdez, opening day starter?
by Splash Down on Apr 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope they mean there’s a 40% chance this guy will show up:

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup…..looks like RAIN (the KPop star that is)
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by merkin on Apr 7, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome seats man. Looks like you guys all had a lot of fun.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
something tells me
these will forever be known as the Goofus Seats
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by merkin on Apr 7, 2009 8:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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