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The Special Agent got tagged today... :( :( :(
J Taschner (L,0-1) 1 IP 2 H 2 R 2 ER 2 BB 1 SO 2 HR
7 months ago
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Oh, and ESPN says the Phillies ripped the Giants off with that deal. So you have that to be happy about.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 out of 4 scouts agree
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Apr 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TRIDENT
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Apr 2, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Always great to win the WWL seal of approval on any transaction.
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Apr 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Kruk thinks Ruben Amaro is a genius, so it’s got to be true.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That tends to happen when he…uh…pitches.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Duped by Sabes!
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ONLY TWO BB!!!
sees improvement
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But the guy can grow a mean beard.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but who can’t?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At its most threatening, I believe yours becomes indifferent.
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU ASKED FOR IT GROUG!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that’s genial.
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agent Jack is the nicest guy around
He graciously leaves pitches over the plate.
Sorry ’bout that.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was good in limited duty 4 years ago, so you have that going for you.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
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by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s the magic of Jack Taschner!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well he didn’t lose his specail on the plane trip I see. I use to hate that when that didn’t happen.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only 2 HRs allowed?
The Giants got ripped in that deal! GIANTS BRASS!!! GET HIM BACK! TASCHNER FOR CAIN!!!
by scout6 on Apr 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
agh
Home runs to Cristian Guzman (!) and Alex Cintron (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).
lollerz. I predict a short tenure, what with J.A. Happ’s demotion to the bullpen…
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Apr 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guzman and Cintron?
OUCH
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh dear
I can’t stay mad at you! C’MERE YOU BIG GALOOT!!!
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by WholeCamels on Apr 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got tired of rooting for Taschner despite his deficiencies. He’s all yours.
I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.
by oldjacket on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol
So yeah, sorry – you didn’t know about this?
by FairweatherFan on Apr 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
abrupt
No, I knew about it cognitively, but there’s a difference between knowing something as a fact, and then seeing it for yourself. Like seeing someone’s body in the casket at a viewing. Really hits home.
http://www.thegoodphight.com
by WholeCamels on Apr 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
You still have the best username
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wait….o, I get it now….
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 3, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, about that pitching performance… get used to it.
sorry
by Merope on Apr 2, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You thought this was supposed to be action-hero-y? No, the scene behind him was a game he entered.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks quite pleased with himself for blowing the game
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He relieved Matt Cain. That is was his job.
Phillies phans will eat Agent Jack alive.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a pretty good K rate.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Apr 3, 2009 6:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when...
He played in our HUGE park and did the same thing? Who saw this coming? I sure didn’t!
by dogdays on Apr 3, 2009 7:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it makes you feel better...
…Sabean immediately felt guilty about ripping the Phils off and traded Paulino for a handful of magic beans.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Happ made it. I went to one of his games last year, he is impressive, not great but good, I was rootin for him
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 3, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim, Jack, Patrick, and some schmuck in the back
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
schmuck=Hinshaw?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 4, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/applies sideways cap
//squints eyes
Ah yes, that’s who that is!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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