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The Special Agent got tagged today... :( :( :(

J Taschner (L,0-1) 1 IP 2 H 2 R 2 ER 2 BB 1 SO 2 HR

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Yeah, sorry about that.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, and ESPN says the Phillies ripped the Giants off with that deal. So you have that to be happy about.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 out of 4 scouts agree

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Apr 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRIDENT

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 2, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always great to win the WWL seal of approval on any transaction.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Apr 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Kruk thinks Ruben Amaro is a genius, so it’s got to be true.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That tends to happen when he…uh…pitches.

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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

Duped by Sabes!

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ONLY TWO BB!!!

 
sees improvement

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

But the guy can grow a mean beard.

by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but who can’t?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At its most threatening, I believe yours becomes indifferent.

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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ASKED FOR IT GROUG!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s genial.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Jack is the nicest guy around

He graciously leaves pitches over the plate.

Sorry ’bout that.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He was good in limited duty 4 years ago, so you have that going for you.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the magic of Jack Taschner!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well he didn’t lose his specail on the plane trip I see. I use to hate that when that didn’t happen.

R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.

by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 2 HRs allowed?

The Giants got ripped in that deal! GIANTS BRASS!!! GET HIM BACK! TASCHNER FOR CAIN!!!

by scout6 on Apr 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

agh

Home runs to Cristian Guzman (!) and Alex Cintron (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

lollerz. I predict a short tenure, what with J.A. Happ’s demotion to the bullpen…

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Apr 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guzman and Cintron?

OUCH

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear

I can’t stay mad at you! C’MERE YOU BIG GALOOT!!!

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Apr 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got tired of rooting for Taschner despite his deficiencies. He’s all yours.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol

So yeah, sorry – you didn’t know about this?

by FairweatherFan on Apr 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

abrupt

No, I knew about it cognitively, but there’s a difference between knowing something as a fact, and then seeing it for yourself. Like seeing someone’s body in the casket at a viewing. Really hits home.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Apr 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

You still have the best username

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 3, 2009 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait….o, I get it now….

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 3, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, about that pitching performance… get used to it.
sorry

by Merope on Apr 2, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  


You thought this was supposed to be action-hero-y? No, the scene behind him was a game he entered.

by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks quite pleased with himself for blowing the game

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He relieved Matt Cain. That is was his job.

Phillies phans will eat Agent Jack alive.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty good K rate.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Apr 3, 2009 6:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Remember when...

He played in our HUGE park and did the same thing? Who saw this coming? I sure didn’t!

by dogdays on Apr 3, 2009 7:22 AM PDT reply actions  

If it makes you feel better...

…Sabean immediately felt guilty about ripping the Phils off and traded Paulino for a handful of magic beans.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

At least Happ made it. I went to one of his games last year, he is impressive, not great but good, I was rootin for him

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 3, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

zomg

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Apr 3, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim, Jack, Patrick, and some schmuck in the back

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

schmuck=Hinshaw?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 4, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

/applies sideways cap

//squints eyes

Ah yes, that’s who that is!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 5, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

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