Generic McCovey Chronicles Fanpost
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:03 PM PDT
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(Beat Reporter) is reporting that (Giants Brass) has made (transaction). When I first read the article, my initial response was (Simpsons reference). The more I think about it though, the more I (ostensibly sarcastic but secretly sincere outraged response). After all, the Giants have such a gaping need at (position), and they're wasting their time and throwing away (marginal minor league talent) for (acquired mediocre veteran) when they already have (probably four-a player with questionable defense) to play (position). Now, he's going to rot in (minor league affiliate). I don't get it. The Giants have been screwing over young players like this ever since (former failed marginal prospect). Even (despised baseball columnist) will have to admit (Giants brass) blew it on this one. If he defends them on this, I will (bizarre but creative revenge/self-harm fantasy).
A few more moves like this, and (indignant, violent, possibly homoerotic rambling about (Sabean/Bochy/Neukom)).
This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.
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(Inquiry as to whether computers can live their motherboard’s basement)
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RUSH SUCKS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Firefly reference.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
snark
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
retort
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confusion as to meaning of vic’s joke.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very late reply that no one will ever see because everyone else is scrolling straight to the bottom now.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Apr 3, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
unless they are using the fancy Z function
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 4, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 4, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wow!
That was cool
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheepish admission that I didn’t know that one.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Apr 4, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes fun of you even though I didnt know about it either
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 5, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
c, x, c, x, c, x, c, x, c, x
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, A.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A, B, A, C, A, B, B
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
up, down, up, down, start, select…
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally someone puts in the blood code for this site!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 5, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GROUGALITY
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 5, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH GOD
SOMEONE STOP WHOEVER THAT IS.
I AM SURE HE WILL DESTROY YOU ALL.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 5, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nate Schierholtz can’t play third defeat the evil Grougon.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Answers for a standardized test where you have no clue
ACDCBADCAB
Or, if E is an option
DADBEDDEDABABE
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 5, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fake curmudgeonly ignorance about all these new-fangled sayings and inside references
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
by leftymalo on Apr 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fake user post postulating absurd interpretations of inside references.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ (SOME NUMBER BETWEEN 1, 15 AND 109)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well crap, the 15 was supposed to be 75.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it
What do swords have to do with this?
oh s words — a hilarious Sean Connery on Jeopardy reference.
Well done.
Do they know to win the game a team has to actually score at least once?
by noahthek on Apr 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mad libs are sooo last decade
velez in compare it will resemble posterity of the mutant of effigy and tin person, who tries to grip monkeys in flight
candy Buddha, if ortiz enters into ANY game, which is close one in this year, I will tear all chapters of barbies of my sister and will force them to carry out vorpal [fellyatsiyu] on the plastic packet of the meat of skeletor…, and then I will decompose the universe
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 2, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Dirty Sanchez) is reporting that (Giants Brass Balls) has made (Bocock). When I first read the article, my initial response was (you’re ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter). The more I think about it though, the more I (Bocock). After all, the Giants have such a gaping need at (Dirty Sanchez), and they’re wasting their time and throwing away (Bocock) for (Neifi) when they already have (Bocock) to play (Dirty Sanchez). Now, he’s going to rot in (Bocock). I don’t get it. The Giants have been screwing over young players like this ever since (Johnson). Even (McPenis Butter) will have to admit (Giants brass balls) blew it on this one. If he defends them on this, I will (Blowcock). Tee hee:)
A few more moves like this, and (indignant, violent, possibly homoerotic rambling about (Sabean/Bochy/Neukom)).
Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance
by tellusfrank on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ golf clap
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this decade: Choose your own adventure
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Insinuation that original poster is stupid; serious/sarcastic nature of statement ambiguous.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you don't really like what they're saying....
Add in a few pointed remarks about their spelling/grammer.
by paboperfecto on Apr 3, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assertion that grammar corrector is stupider than original poster.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reference to Kim Batiste’s poor hitting.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs more pie refrences.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite pie is (insert pie flavor).
by neurofarm on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keith Law likes pie
John, NYC: As a follower of your Twitter (I’m UncleWeez), is that pie in your picture? Also, people are saying Yonder Alonso will be MLB-ready by mid-2010. Do you see that happening?
Keith Law: It’s a slice of an apple pie I made for Thanksgiving 2007. I thought about changing the pic, but really, who doesn’t love pie? Cake-loving sociopaths, that’s who
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I especially like how he just ignores the Alonso question
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alonso’s a cake lover.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 2, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAKE IS AWESOME
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE CAKE IS A LIE
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want a girl in a long jacket…
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, baby!
Giant
gaping need at (position)
screwing young
blew it
self-harm fantasy
homoerotic
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(unf unf unf)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Steers clear of typical JCB9 Rage)
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Apr 2, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Posts something about pie)
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramble about what’s for dinner tonight. Hope for peer approval of culinary choices.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WalrusMan comment about mini-tacos and ranch dressing.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random and unexplained Google Image Searched graphic, relevant to the topic at hand only in the commenter's mind
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I will never be able to go to sleep ever again.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 2, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, is that one of those LOLcats you guys are always talking about?
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
by leftymalo on Apr 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw justme trying to figure out how Velez stays and Frandsen goes.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe
It’s Yu Darvish
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 2, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wilriv racial/pop culture/current events comment
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS!
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Apr 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill-advised and befuddled reply.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mention that (gay celebrity) died of AIDS.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill-advised and befuddled reply.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patronizing remark about (cats/Asian women/Matt Cain/chick flicks).
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill-advised and befuddled reply.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complaint about Barack Obama.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill-advised and befuddled reply.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christy Canyon reference.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarcastic comment
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
N00b reply
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarchasm picture
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Do Not Understand This Waste Of A Fanpost. When Are We Going To Talk About Baseball For A Change?
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
by igotnothing on Apr 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Accusation of high brow non-baseball talk
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reference to Jon Miller speaking spanish
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 2, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread reminds me of that other one where everyone posted the standard McC memes. I can’t find the link though ;(
by xanthan on Apr 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McFAQ?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was one of the Matt Cain sucks threads. One of the serious ones, that is.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Topic)
(sarcastic comment neither praising nor condeming transaction)
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
by CB30 on Apr 2, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Travis!
Home run!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whoops, wrong thread.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOL'ed
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
by igotnothing on Apr 2, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scoffs at original poster
Hijack: What’s your favorite food/beverage/video game/band?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Apr 2, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mocking discussion of baseball player’s facial hair.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kershaw Failbeard
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would that be a Kewshaw?
/ Or insert some other question about arcane word use for general debate that suits your preference.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evaluation of what drugs may have been ingested by baseball player prior to Gameday photo being taken.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
\wishes for a portion of same\
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/posts picture of self.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude my favorite video game ever is (random video game)
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
by CB30 on Apr 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long and confusing pokemon thread.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fight to the death between supporters of red and blue.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mocking of pokemon peoples
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heated discussion of PS3 vs. Xbox 360
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mac users bashing PCs.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PC users bashing Macs.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WalrusMan becoming loved by all.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lars’s love becoming complete.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol that was the best music video ever
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
by CB30 on Apr 2, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather have a Rickroll.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dogs and cats living together.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did I have for lunch?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mini Tacos/Beer/Pokemon/Rush
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complaint about Barry Zito, request that Giants Brass release him.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRAID HIM TO DA YANKEEZ GINAT BRASS!!!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarcastic Justin Mourneau-style hitter reference.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious picture of Giants Brass with glasses and tie
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obnoxious gush over picture no matter how many times seen
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question as to are those really (glasses, ties, tire kicking shoes)
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ resumes trying to figure out which midget carrying the horn is the tallest
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIRE SABEAN!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You Are All Incredibly Obtuse In Your Assumptions.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh? We’re all a large angle?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some angles are larger then others.
/ looks down and smile
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww
how acute
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn’t Lookout Landing.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grudging admission that even Grant sometimes contributes interesting content to McCovey Chronicles.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joke about how much Grant sucks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mockery of TrueBlueLA’s two users.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL GAMEDAY HAZ 4 COMMENTS NOOB
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
by CB30 on Apr 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Completely serious sharksrog post
Completely serious sharksrog post where he brings up some great points but misses the joke.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sharksrog post where he makes a bad pun joke out of nowhere and the McCoven are shocked.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complete laughter at that bad pun since it’s so bad it’s awesome.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB 2k9 Cover Contest
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
by j14 on Apr 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
manny photo caption contest
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
by j14 on Apr 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear it’s for sale…
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about
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Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(corrects grammar)
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
by igotnothing on Apr 2, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/ heads back to grammar sin bin
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Discussion about affect/effect.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarcastic reply misusing one or both.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/sets everybody straight on this rule.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
still can't remember it no matter how many times howie reminds me
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 3, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Repeated commitment to edit and publish the McCovey Chron Style & Usage Thread from 2007
(mild shame and consternation that it hasn’t been done in 18 months)
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 2, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(list of current beer choices)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just bought the Mendocino Brewery assortment case from Costco yesterday. Will be sampling a variety this weekend.
Plus the 12 year old Macallen scotch I got for the fella for our anniversary.
(wait – this is a real post in a parody thread. disregard!).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This I’d want. If they have a Lienenkugel’s assortment pick that up too, although my local Costco doesn’t/
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh, scotch. Good!
I’ve never heard of Mendocino, please to be reporting tastiness.
by xanthan on Apr 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve enjoyed the Red Tail Ale and Eye of the Hawk Ale previously. The case also includes Blue Heron Ale (I think) and White Hawk Select IPA (IPA is one of my favorites in general), so I’m looking forward to trying those out.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re all really good, in my opinion. The Blue Heron is probably my favorite, but I like them all.
by neurofarm on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice, sounds great. I had Southern Tier’s (probably one of my favorite makers of brew) Krampus on Tuesday night, awesome stuff. I highly recommend ST beer. Also, I had a 22 oz of Sierra Nevada’s Wet Hop Ale last weekend and it was also awesome.
by xanthan on Apr 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mom bought an 18 pack of Widmer brewery choices. Meh.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drink ******* beer. Don’t trust the water.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Apr 3, 2009 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mockery of other team’s announcers.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SFGuy complaint about Kuiper.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SFGuy bashing about complaint about Kuiper.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dogpile
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
marginally topical but mostly obfuscating movie/lyrics reference
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Declaration of love for supposedly obscure indie band that’s actually all over Pitchfork, etc.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Belligerent assertion that said band was better before you started listening to it.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this post delayed eleven minutes while researching fangraphs/cot’s contracts/baseball reference to make statistically accurate point about a player the giants have/had/should get. hopes one of the moderators comments to satisfy own sense of worth.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Apr 2, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, so moderators comments are what you actually want? What’s wrong with you?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
futile defense on adopted giant
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 3, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random Reply failure
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reply Fail
We are all Feliz
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Obscure Yu Gi Oh Abridged reference.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like your booty, but I’m not gay
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 2, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tinyurl link to Rush Roll
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
by igotnothing on Apr 2, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Renewed argument about the awesomeness of Rush.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giantsrainman arriving late, not getting the joke and calling everyone stupid.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
….then starting an all-out riot because he thinks A-Rod is the king of the world and the Giants should sign him because if they do, they’ll win all 162 games this year!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point wonders off to find more enjoyable Christy Canyon Pic.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad joke
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad joke
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad joke
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad joke
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad joke
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decent joke
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad joke
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad joke
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good joke posted so late in the thread that nobody even notices.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill-advised and befuddled reply.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bocock joke
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complicated bad joke
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torturous explanation of why bad joke was supposed to be funny.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad joke
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame pun
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are no girls on the interwebs!
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
by igotnothing on Apr 2, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
schenfreude
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vocabulary correction.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amazement at number of comments.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gloat of superiority over other boards with fewer comments.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grudging acknowledgment that Athletics Nation has more readers.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joke about A’s game attendance being worse than AN’s.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Now that’s funny.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mockery of the Fremont stadium debacle.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Points out that other blogs don’t discuss (earlier topic of conversation)
by neurofarm on Apr 2, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heads to a stats based site to spend several minutes hopeing to find figured to back up gloat.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
URL to B-R of a player half the McCoven have never heard before.
Even odds said player is from a country we though never produced a major leaguer.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Declaration that poster thought said player was, in fact, black.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mention that Jerome Williams is on the A’s.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
mention that Randy Winn played ball in Santa Clara with Steve Nash.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mention Randy Winn made a half-court shot during halftime at a Clippers game
by deebrizz on Apr 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarcastic mention that Nate Schierholtz played third base at Chabot.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tries to understand daveinexile’s post.
rearranges words to see if they fit better.
respells key words in head, finally gets it.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Apr 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/Trudges back to grammar Sin Bin again as moderator grumbles something about " disruptive".
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
random chciken dish mentioned
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something involving TMI
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe the original butt pee comment never got turned green. MASSIVE FAIL, MCCOVEN. MASSIVE FAIL.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think we knew about green comments back then.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
(anagrams “despised baseball columnist” into BLAST DESPICABLE MOULDINESS)
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Late-arriving poster, going through every comment and randomly replying to stuff people said and forgot about hours earlier.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh, especially fun when someone is coming in half way through a gameday thread.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Late arriving poster feels put upon about having a job that prevents continuous dedicated posting.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Continuously posting posters lament having no job to keep them from , well , that. This. Whatever.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
User who doesn’t comment often comes in, doesn’t bother reading any other comments, restates about three things that have already been said, writes a paragraph and then never looks at his replies.
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Curiosity regarding ultimate length of Fanpost
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wondering about what was the longest fanpost ever.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Points out that this one is really long.
by neurofarm on Apr 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poorly timed “that’s what she said”.
by neurofarm on Apr 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spontaneous Deck Chair Shuffling brakes out !!!!
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Snide comment on how that is the wrong order.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another comes along mid shuffle to re-order the current shuffling.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes mocking comment about grammar, but spells it “grammer.”
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feels stupid.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Third poster has argument with self over several posts about the best way to proceed shuffling.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
comments
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crowd
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
right
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hand
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
side
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
smaller
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
smaller
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
smaller
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
getting close
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
feeling squeezed
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recommendation to use the “Wide” setting.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
has
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
limits
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
eventually
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A bout here is a logical & scathing post about the futility moving deck chairs on the Titanic.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
futility argument is escalated here with either home-cooked statistical analysis or close-minded “WEZ NEED MOAR A-ROD” drivel
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recommendation to use the "Wide" setting.
TWSS
boy do i feel cheesy now.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg everything is so big now, its disorienting
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lame ‘thats what she said’ reply
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“what…who’s he talking to?” fail caused by multitude of replies above.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
right
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone else tells posts why it’s wrong. Usually at 3 Url’s are used.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mention of the FanShot about this exact topic from 3 days ago
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whining about how stupid/hard to write/lame fanshots are.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some reference to diaries.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bragging about being a reader since Waiting for Boof days.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dead horse beating regarding trade that involved Boof.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dead horse gif
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Variation on dead horse gif.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda falling down gif.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Kent beaned in head with seagull gif.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seagull beaned in head by Johnson link.
by neurofarm on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnson – Ugly dog picture
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda as Santa
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda in a golf cart
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Child crying Lasorda
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Introduce yourself, rightonrighton
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 2, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Link inexplicably fails
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feigned ignorance as to the existence of FanShots.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some old bad trade revisited.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/random museing on how The Bum’s are not on the Don’t Fly list.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bragging about awesome fantasy baseball transaction.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No replies.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is my Xth comment
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
very stoned discussion whether such threads are generic or meta. Or both.
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
by leftymalo on Apr 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coins word: metageneric
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Obviously seeing 1 too many daveinexile posts.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jean Luc Picard Facepalm.gif
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Debate over Star Trek’s best captain.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mention of how bad Voyager was.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Breaks into incomprehensible technobabble which solves the problem and wraps up 45 minutes of unresolvable crap.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if you’re shot out of a cannon fast enough, you can reverse the time-space continuum and make everything the same as when the episode started. Of course!
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 3, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kirk. Question settled.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Revenge of the Nerds “NERDS!” gif
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
by leftymalo on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what you guys are talking about
But here’s a picture of Tyler Walker with a glove on his head
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAT JOKE
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
POLAR BEAR
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Apr 2, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler Walker ...
sweat comment
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Bears comment
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Apr 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGvYIZppmQc
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This place was a lot better before Yahoo! exposure that I’m not sure really even exists.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Places blame on Yahoo for a poster who has been around for years.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Rohlinger doesn’t throw the ball as well as he potentially could.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HEAR RYAN ROHLINGER HAS BEEN WORKING OUT WITH MANNY RAMIREZ AND HAS BEEN TOSSING CANYONS IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS FOR ME?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complaint about ESPN.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heavily favors Red Sox, Yankees and Manny Ramirez.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
T.O., Lakers/Celtics, Brett Favre
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
suffers humiliation for being only Packer fan at MCC
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Apr 2, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
feels a little less humiliated knowing that there’s more than one Packer fan ’round these parts..
BOOM BOOM DA BOOM….GO PACK GO!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
complaint about the new Yahoo peoples
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snarky comment with link about how this was already mentioned.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STEVE HOLM!
photo not by merkin giantsboard.com
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mournful lament about how the Giants hate Steve Holm.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shit
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Rowand nasty shit reference.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Kruk and Kuip
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Apr 2, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Misspelling of the names of Sabaen, Bochey, Benji, and Alfonso.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scott Rowand
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Conor Gillespie
Conor Gellipses
Conor Epilepsy
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Palazzalo
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Black Abraham Lincoln!
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Apr 2, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noah Lowery
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
comment beating comment where 2nd commenter put more work into the post than 1st commenter.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowland
Lowrey
Aurrillia
Burris
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Jenkins is dumb
/links to pitch count article
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Statements regarding what Lincecum is or is not made of.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs nickname
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can’t stand Barbieri
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
baybear request for hustle, use of inexplicable/indecipherable nicknames, and claim that this spring training game is a must-win.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Velezy!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
swap “baybear” with “wilriv”
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complaint about persecution of Barry Bonds.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reasons why the team should sign him for one more year.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Banner gif.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet another chance for someone to ask for more A-ROD!!!!!!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complaint that we don’t talk about Barry Bonds enough.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Estimate of percentage of players that use steriods.
by neurofarm on Apr 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Praise of Jose Canseco.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mockery of Jose Canseco.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Claim that segregation affected the game more than steroids.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doc Ellis threw a no-hitter on acid
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hotdogs. Beer. Floozies.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speculation as to why nobody ever thinks Ken Griffey Jr. was on steroids.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roger Clemens and Paul Lo Duca
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL Marvin Bernard
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL Alex Sanchez.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F.P.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
luis gonzalez stats
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Apr 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agent Ned
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When was the photo taken?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alleged pessimism
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sad joke about how the 2002 World Series never happened.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
continued confusion/denial as to what you’re talking about
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soliloquy on the poetic innocence of baseball, and the freshly cut grass.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unsubstantiated statement that this is greatest diary fanthing ever
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
caustic/sarcastic refutation of substanation, equally unsubstantiated
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Refutation of statement
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
request for The Spin gif
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What music video was that in again?
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 2, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Banner – Get Like Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBtsB1DH-IQ
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MS Paint work of art created by someone who’s not down with Photoshop.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Photoshop is for losers like me
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should be Seth.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cammy is sexy
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy is Not
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 2, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT (not that there is one)
I was reading Lookout Landing, and I pressed on some guy’s username, and holly crap – this guy has 50,000 comments! That’s like Natto and jponry combined.
Also, until about a year ago, I had always thought that OT stands for “out there”.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a loser.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a loser.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a loser.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a loser
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a loser.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a looser.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kirt Manwaring
Wait, what?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 2, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad pun
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dick joke
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
random putdown of howie
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS!
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
those are never random
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
by baetown415 on Apr 2, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a loser.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
random cries uncontrollably
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a loser.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
I think a bird just crashed into my dining room window…. there’s an imprint and some feathers on the window (which looked really really clear).
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
by baetown415 on Apr 2, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A bird rammed into my windshield when I was going 65 MPH.
I knew it was a white bird because I saw the explosion of feathers in my rear view mirror.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think this bird was blue or something….. I lowered the shades.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
by baetown415 on Apr 2, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reference to Randy Johnson killing a bird.
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Apr 2, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reference to Garlic Gulls
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gif
Of Jeff Kent and “seagulls”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
by baetown415 on Apr 3, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve had a robin pecking at my living room window for two days. It’s getting creepy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Apr 2, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet it’s some dead relative trapped in the body of a bird.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 2, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the fact that MCC can’t even stick to a meta self-parody without meandering into some tangential and slightly disturbing discussion of dead birds.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously not trying to go political here.
This is the only thing I could find that illustrated the phenomenon.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
comment about how my female chihuahua gets that same look on her face when excited…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Apr 2, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
comment about keeping politics out of here
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 3, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Picture of a cat captioned with bad grammar and spelling)
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
by CB30 on Apr 2, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TakeAGiantStepNGo Post:
Bad spelling
Bad Grammar
Retread Topic
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/leaves
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Mocking Begins
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Thread Hijack
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/TAGSNG
Oh really?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE REPLIED OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Discussion of whether he has more posts or comments.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/finds out he has more comments on this site than posts but not on Niners Nation
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
by baetown415 on Apr 2, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh From Hollywood Sabean pic
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha, what a cute saying.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wilriv Jacks Williams love
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone else Jacks Williams mockery
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wilriv EME love
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone else EME mockery
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thinks all the McChron nicknames are bad. Brooks!
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Btw, what does Brooks mean?
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Explanation
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 2, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incorrect conflicting explanation that it’s a Brooks & Dunn reference.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Brooks Robinson
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A refrernce to Foster Brooks
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a reference to preview fail
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Stephen Foster
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Grant Frisbee.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference Ulysses S. Grant
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 3, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to James Joyce’s Ulysses
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Lebron James.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 3, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to James and the Giant Peach.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 3, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Jimmy James.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Jimmy Jazz
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 3, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Stagger Lee.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Bill "Spaceman" Lee.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A reference to Spaceman Spiff.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A much too late confusing photo reference.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not safe for anywhere!
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 3, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want
Def Leppard underwear. I would prefer satin boxers, though.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 3, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy Winehouse is looking alot better there, isn’t she?!?
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pathetic attempt to start a new meme disguised as “clever” non-sequitur.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, what a loser.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Foot Long Yum Rockets
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Apr 2, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pre-emptive suck it < insert name of dodger player here >
by Merope on Apr 2, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Exhortation of generic Giants pitcher to throw strikes.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants relief pitcher pwned!1!
Picture of cat hitting bulldog here.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Apr 2, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poorly formatted killer vid link
click on “A Ticket To Game 5”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fond reminescence about 1990s arcade game.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gets here late.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Merciless harassment of howtheyscored for getting here late.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can tell by clicking z and seeing a disproportionate number of comments.
<the latest
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 3, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, we love ourselves.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
by thehavenot on Apr 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some more often than others.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better ourselves than Rush.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate everyone else though.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 3, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reference to THIS being the best thread ever
am corrected
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 2, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reference to site’s unavoidable redundancy.
by Grant on Apr 2, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, that brings back memories
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s a Baybear?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good times.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some funny things about that thread
The incredible irony of this comment by mesokrabby:
Isn’t just like A-Rod to try and focus all the attention on himself., Right after Bonds gets indicted, A-Rod agrees to a 10 year contract with the Yankees.
There was an actual argument about the indictment. And it turns out that rxmeister (and others) was right.
There were 972 games left until the end of Zito’s contract back then!!! I’m glad it’s not that high any more. We must be nearing the end soon, right? Right?
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
by thehavenot on Apr 3, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Bonds was indicited?
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 3, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWOOP
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 3, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when
groug did that thing?
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 3, 2009 12:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
groud is better
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
by groug on Apr 3, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fake accounts = lame
Randy Winn cannot play third base. Randy Winn cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz, Giants 3B of the future! Randy Winn cannot play third base.
by groud on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judy Steffes reference
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the line between cliche and trope is a fine one
velez in compare it will resemble posterity of the mutant of effigy and tin person, who tries to grip monkeys in flight
candy Buddha, if ortiz enters into ANY game, which is close one in this year, I will tear all chapters of barbies of my sister and will force them to carry out vorpal [fellyatsiyu] on the plastic packet of the meat of skeletor…, and then I will decompose the universe
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 3, 2009 8:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This team is fat
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 3, 2009 9:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reference drop
about how everything was done better/cooler/smarter in 1990 on rec.sport.baseball, and how I was there! Man!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mention of Henry Schulman posting on alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mention of Henry Schulman posting on alt.sex.binaries.llamas.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 3, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what Hank would think of all this. He reads all this crap.
by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug...
You’ve got mail.
/sorry, am I late?
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 3, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
San Franciscooooooooooooooooooooooo
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
request to see kool aid guy superimposed over Ryan Klesko
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 6, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Rolinger
my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.
by hubert on Apr 3, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
far too late reply
that actually tries to comment on the original topic. Not very insightful. No replies.
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Apr 3, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reply fail to comment 300 comments above
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
by CB30 on Apr 3, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tactful reminder of the existence of the reply function.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Less tactful reminder of the existence of the reply function, posted almost simultaneously with the first by another poster.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assholish reminder of existence of the reply button, making the above poster look cordia
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 3, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really late reminder of existence of the reply function, just to get on everybody’s nerves.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wonders if posting a comment this late into the thread is worth it. posts anyway.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Apr 3, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
comment about how little work gets done at office when these epic threads arise.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Apr 3, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
cliched saying about the weekend being here.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Apr 3, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
obligatory +109
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Apr 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this the most pointless thread in the history of this site?? I’ve only been here since last August.
by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You really need to read more fanposts if you think that! I recommend starting with the one from last year asking if maybe the Giants deliberately don’t give Matt Cain run support because he beats his girlfriend.
Also, Natto, if you Google Image Search ‘facepalm,’ your facepalm drawing comes up on the first page! But from a different site.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 4, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, well, well…Look everyone! Mr. Positivity decided to pop his head in and say hello!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:::sticks tongue out at PacBellBoozer and gives a raspberry:::
by SFGuy on Apr 4, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
snarky comment about how you fail
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 4, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you srs or really this humorless?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 5, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Short answer:
No.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 5, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First comment post statement. Something about Dodgers being evil.
by westyny on Apr 4, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Possibly sincere, possibly sarcastic statement of welcome including allusion to Yahoo.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 5, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
love for Dave Flemming
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Apr 5, 2009 12:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
… although comment about how Flemming’s pronunciation of “Sandy Eggo” and “Isheekah-WAAH” bothers me more every year.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Apr 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“not that good OF a hitter” construction irks me
other than that, love ya, Flem
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 6, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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