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(Beat Reporter) is reporting that (Giants Brass) has made (transaction). When I first read the article, my initial response was (Simpsons reference). The more I think about it though, the more I (ostensibly sarcastic but secretly sincere outraged response). After all, the Giants have such a gaping need at (position), and they're wasting their time and throwing away (marginal minor league talent) for (acquired mediocre veteran) when they already have (probably four-a player with questionable defense) to play (position). Now, he's going to rot in (minor league affiliate). I don't get it. The Giants have been screwing over young players like this ever since (former failed marginal prospect). Even (despised baseball columnist) will have to admit (Giants brass) blew it on this one. If he defends them on this, I will (bizarre but creative revenge/self-harm fantasy).
A few more moves like this, and (indignant, violent, possibly homoerotic rambling about (Sabean/Bochy/Neukom)).
This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.
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(Inquiry as to whether computers can live their motherboard’s basement)
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
RUSH SUCKS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Firefly reference.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
snark
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
retort
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Confusion as to meaning of vic’s joke.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Very late reply that no one will ever see because everyone else is scrolling straight to the bottom now.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
c, x, c, x, c, x, c, x, c, x
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, A.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
up, down, up, down, start, select…
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally someone puts in the blood code for this site!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
GROUGALITY

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 5, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH GOD
SOMEONE STOP WHOEVER THAT IS.
I AM SURE HE WILL DESTROY YOU ALL.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
Nate Schierholtz can’t play third defeat the evil Grougon.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Answers for a standardized test where you have no clue
ACDCBADCAB
Or, if E is an option
DADBEDDEDABABE
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
fake curmudgeonly ignorance about all these new-fangled sayings and inside references
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
Fake user post postulating absurd interpretations of inside references.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I don't get it
What do swords have to do with this?
oh s words — a hilarious Sean Connery on Jeopardy reference.
Well done.
Do they know to win the game a team has to actually score at least once?
mad libs are sooo last decade
velez in compare it will resemble posterity of the mutant of effigy and tin person, who tries to grip monkeys in flight
candy Buddha, if ortiz enters into ANY game, which is close one in this year, I will tear all chapters of barbies of my sister and will force them to carry out vorpal [fellyatsiyu] on the plastic packet of the meat of skeletor…, and then I will decompose the universe
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 2, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
(Dirty Sanchez) is reporting that (Giants Brass Balls) has made (Bocock). When I first read the article, my initial response was (you’re ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter). The more I think about it though, the more I (Bocock). After all, the Giants have such a gaping need at (Dirty Sanchez), and they’re wasting their time and throwing away (Bocock) for (Neifi) when they already have (Bocock) to play (Dirty Sanchez). Now, he’s going to rot in (Bocock). I don’t get it. The Giants have been screwing over young players like this ever since (Johnson). Even (McPenis Butter) will have to admit (Giants brass balls) blew it on this one. If he defends them on this, I will (Blowcock). Tee hee:)
A few more moves like this, and (indignant, violent, possibly homoerotic rambling about (Sabean/Bochy/Neukom)).
Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance
this decade: Choose your own adventure
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Insinuation that original poster is stupid; serious/sarcastic nature of statement ambiguous.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
If you don't really like what they're saying....
Add in a few pointed remarks about their spelling/grammer.
by paboperfecto on Apr 3, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Reference to Kim Batiste’s poor hitting.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Keith Law likes pie
John, NYC: As a follower of your Twitter (I’m UncleWeez), is that pie in your picture? Also, people are saying Yonder Alonso will be MLB-ready by mid-2010. Do you see that happening?
Keith Law: It’s a slice of an apple pie I made for Thanksgiving 2007. I thought about changing the pic, but really, who doesn’t love pie? Cake-loving sociopaths, that’s who
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
CAKE IS AWESOME
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Yeah, baby!
Giant
gaping need at (position)
screwing young
blew it
self-harm fantasy
homoerotic
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
(unf unf unf)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
(Posts something about pie)
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
Ramble about what’s for dinner tonight. Hope for peer approval of culinary choices.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
WalrusMan comment about mini-tacos and ranch dressing.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Random and unexplained Google Image Searched graphic, relevant to the topic at hand only in the commenter's mind
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
+1
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
I believe
It’s Yu Darvish
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Ill-advised and befuddled reply.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Mention that (gay celebrity) died of AIDS.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Ill-advised and befuddled reply.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Patronizing remark about (cats/Asian women/Matt Cain/chick flicks).
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Ill-advised and befuddled reply.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Complaint about Barack Obama.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Christy Canyon reference.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Sarcastic comment
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
N00b reply
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
I Do Not Understand This Waste Of A Fanpost. When Are We Going To Talk About Baseball For A Change?
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
Accusation of high brow non-baseball talk
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
reference to Jon Miller speaking spanish
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 2, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread reminds me of that other one where everyone posted the standard McC memes. I can’t find the link though ;(
McFAQ?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
(Topic)
(sarcastic comment neither praising nor condeming transaction)
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
Travis!
Home run!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
whoops, wrong thread.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Scoffs at original poster
Hijack: What’s your favorite food/beverage/video game/band?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
Mocking discussion of baseball player’s facial hair.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Kershaw Failbeard
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Evaluation of what drugs may have been ingested by baseball player prior to Gameday photo being taken.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
\wishes for a portion of same\
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/posts picture of self.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude my favorite video game ever is (random video game)
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
Long and confusing pokemon thread.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Fight to the death between supporters of red and blue.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
mocking of pokemon peoples
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
PC users bashing Macs.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WalrusMan becoming loved by all.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Lars’s love becoming complete.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
lol that was the best music video ever
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
Dogs and cats living together.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What did I have for lunch?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Complaint about Barry Zito, request that Giants Brass release him.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
TRAID HIM TO DA YANKEEZ GINAT BRASS!!!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sarcastic Justin Mourneau-style hitter reference.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
FIRE SABEAN!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You Are All Incredibly Obtuse In Your Assumptions.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Huh? We’re all a large angle?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
some angles are larger then others.
/ looks down and smile
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
aww
how acute
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Grudging admission that even Grant sometimes contributes interesting content to McCovey Chronicles.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Joke about how much Grant sucks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Mockery of TrueBlueLA’s two users.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Completely serious sharksrog post
Completely serious sharksrog post where he brings up some great points but misses the joke.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Sharksrog post where he makes a bad pun joke out of nowhere and the McCoven are shocked.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MLB 2k9 Cover Contest
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
manny photo caption contest
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
by j14 on Apr 2, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear it’s for sale…
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
what about
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(corrects grammar)
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
Discussion about affect/effect.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Sarcastic reply misusing one or both.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
/sets everybody straight on this rule.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
still can't remember it no matter how many times howie reminds me
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Repeated commitment to edit and publish the McCovey Chron Style & Usage Thread from 2007
(mild shame and consternation that it hasn’t been done in 18 months)
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Just bought the Mendocino Brewery assortment case from Costco yesterday. Will be sampling a variety this weekend.
Plus the 12 year old Macallen scotch I got for the fella for our anniversary.
(wait – this is a real post in a parody thread. disregard!).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I’ve enjoyed the Red Tail Ale and Eye of the Hawk Ale previously. The case also includes Blue Heron Ale (I think) and White Hawk Select IPA (IPA is one of my favorites in general), so I’m looking forward to trying those out.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Nice, sounds great. I had Southern Tier’s (probably one of my favorite makers of brew) Krampus on Tuesday night, awesome stuff. I highly recommend ST beer. Also, I had a 22 oz of Sierra Nevada’s Wet Hop Ale last weekend and it was also awesome.
Mockery of other team’s announcers.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
SFGuy complaint about Kuiper.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
dogpile
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
marginally topical but mostly obfuscating movie/lyrics reference
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 2, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Declaration of love for supposedly obscure indie band that’s actually all over Pitchfork, etc.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
this post delayed eleven minutes while researching fangraphs/cot’s contracts/baseball reference to make statistically accurate point about a player the giants have/had/should get. hopes one of the moderators comments to satisfy own sense of worth.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Reply Fail
We are all Feliz
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 2, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Obscure Yu Gi Oh Abridged reference.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
tinyurl link to Rush Roll
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
Giantsrainman arriving late, not getting the joke and calling everyone stupid.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
….then starting an all-out riot because he thinks A-Rod is the king of the world and the Giants should sign him because if they do, they’ll win all 162 games this year!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Good joke posted so late in the thread that nobody even notices.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Bocock joke
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Torturous explanation of why bad joke was supposed to be funny.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
There are no girls on the interwebs!
4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.
Vocabulary correction.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazement at number of comments.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Grudging acknowledgment that Athletics Nation has more readers.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Joke about A’s game attendance being worse than AN’s.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Now that’s funny.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Mockery of the Fremont stadium debacle.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
URL to B-R of a player half the McCoven have never heard before.
Even odds said player is from a country we though never produced a major leaguer.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
Declaration that poster thought said player was, in fact, black.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mention that Jerome Williams is on the A’s.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
mention that Randy Winn played ball in Santa Clara with Steve Nash.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Sarcastic mention that Nate Schierholtz played third base at Chabot.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
tries to understand daveinexile’s post.
rearranges words to see if they fit better.
respells key words in head, finally gets it.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
I can’t believe the original butt pee comment never got turned green. MASSIVE FAIL, MCCOVEN. MASSIVE FAIL.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I don’t think we knew about green comments back then.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
(anagrams “despised baseball columnist” into BLAST DESPICABLE MOULDINESS)
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Late-arriving poster, going through every comment and randomly replying to stuff people said and forgot about hours earlier.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Ahhh, especially fun when someone is coming in half way through a gameday thread.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Late arriving poster feels put upon about having a job that prevents continuous dedicated posting.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Continuously posting posters lament having no job to keep them from , well , that. This. Whatever.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Curiosity regarding ultimate length of Fanpost
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Wondering about what was the longest fanpost ever.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Spontaneous Deck Chair Shuffling brakes out !!!!
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
Snide comment on how that is the wrong order.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
Makes mocking comment about grammar, but spells it “grammer.”
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Feels stupid.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Third poster has argument with self over several posts about the best way to proceed shuffling.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
you
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
can
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
do
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
it
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
get
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
smaller
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
smaller
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
smaller
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
getting close
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
feeling squeezed
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Recommendation to use the “Wide” setting.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
no
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
A bout here is a logical & scathing post about the futility moving deck chairs on the Titanic.
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
futility argument is escalated here with either home-cooked statistical analysis or close-minded “WEZ NEED MOAR A-ROD” drivel
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Recommendation to use the "Wide" setting.
TWSS
boy do i feel cheesy now.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
omg everything is so big now, its disorienting
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 2, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
“what…who’s he talking to?” fail caused by multitude of replies above.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
mention of the FanShot about this exact topic from 3 days ago
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Whining about how stupid/hard to write/lame fanshots are.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Bragging about being a reader since Waiting for Boof days.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Dead horse beating regarding trade that involved Boof.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Lasorda falling down gif.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Jeff Kent beaned in head with seagull gif.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Johnson – Ugly dog picture
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lasorda as Santa
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lasorda in a golf cart
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Introduce yourself, rightonrighton
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 2, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bragging about awesome fantasy baseball transaction.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
No replies.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
this is my Xth comment
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
very stoned discussion whether such threads are generic or meta. Or both.
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
Coins word: metageneric
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Jean Luc Picard Facepalm.gif
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Debate over Star Trek’s best captain.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Mention of how bad Voyager was.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Breaks into incomprehensible technobabble which solves the problem and wraps up 45 minutes of unresolvable crap.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So if you’re shot out of a cannon fast enough, you can reverse the time-space continuum and make everything the same as when the episode started. Of course!
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 3, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I have no idea what you guys are talking about
But here’s a picture of Tyler Walker with a glove on his head

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FAT JOKE
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
POLAR BEAR
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Tyler Walker ...
sweat comment
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
Go Bears comment
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Apr 2, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This place was a lot better before Yahoo! exposure that I’m not sure really even exists.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Places blame on Yahoo for a poster who has been around for years.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 2, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Rohlinger doesn’t throw the ball as well as he potentially could.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
I HEAR RYAN ROHLINGER HAS BEEN WORKING OUT WITH MANNY RAMIREZ AND HAS BEEN TOSSING CANYONS IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS FOR ME?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Complaint about ESPN.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
suffers humiliation for being only Packer fan at MCC
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
feels a little less humiliated knowing that there’s more than one Packer fan ’round these parts..
BOOM BOOM DA BOOM….GO PACK GO!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
complaint about the new Yahoo peoples
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Snarky comment with link about how this was already mentioned.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Mournful lament about how the Giants hate Steve Holm.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Aaron Rowand nasty shit reference.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Misspelling of the names of Sabaen, Bochey, Benji, and Alfonso.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Scott Rowand
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce Jenkins is dumb
/links to pitch count article
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
needs nickname
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
baybear request for hustle, use of inexplicable/indecipherable nicknames, and claim that this spring training game is a must-win.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Complaint about persecution of Barry Bonds.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Yet another chance for someone to ask for more A-ROD!!!!!!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Praise of Jose Canseco.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Mockery of Jose Canseco.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Claim that segregation affected the game more than steroids.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Doc Ellis threw a no-hitter on acid
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hotdogs. Beer. Floozies.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Speculation as to why nobody ever thinks Ken Griffey Jr. was on steroids.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Roger Clemens and Paul Lo Duca
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Alex Sanchez.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
F.P.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
luis gonzalez stats
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Apr 2, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the photo taken?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Alleged pessimism
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Sad joke about how the 2002 World Series never happened.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
continued confusion/denial as to what you’re talking about
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Unsubstantiated statement that this is greatest diary fanthing ever
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What music video was that in again?
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
David Banner – Get Like Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBtsB1DH-IQ
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
MS Paint work of art created by someone who’s not down with Photoshop.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
Photoshop is for losers like me
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Cammy is sexy
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 2, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy is Not
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
OT (not that there is one)
I was reading Lookout Landing, and I pressed on some guy’s username, and holly crap – this guy has 50,000 comments! That’s like Natto and jponry combined.
Also, until about a year ago, I had always thought that OT stands for “out there”.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Man, what a loser.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, what a loser.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 2, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, what a looser.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
those are never random
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Man, what a loser.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
random cries uncontrollably
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
I think a bird just crashed into my dining room window…. there’s an imprint and some feathers on the window (which looked really really clear).
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
A bird rammed into my windshield when I was going 65 MPH.
I knew it was a white bird because I saw the explosion of feathers in my rear view mirror.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think this bird was blue or something….. I lowered the shades.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Reference to Randy Johnson killing a bird.
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
reference to Garlic Gulls
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
gif
Of Jeff Kent and “seagulls”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had a robin pecking at my living room window for two days. It’s getting creepy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I bet it’s some dead relative trapped in the body of a bird.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
I love the fact that MCC can’t even stick to a meta self-parody without meandering into some tangential and slightly disturbing discussion of dead birds.
Anyway, my point is that

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously not trying to go political here.
This is the only thing I could find that illustrated the phenomenon.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
comment about how my female chihuahua gets that same look on her face when excited…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
comment about keeping politics out of here
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 3, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
(Picture of a cat captioned with bad grammar and spelling)
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
TakeAGiantStepNGo Post:
Bad spelling
Bad Grammar
Retread Topic
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
/leaves
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/Mocking Begins
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/Thread Hijack
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/TAGSNG
Oh really?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
HE REPLIED OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Discussion of whether he has more posts or comments.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
/finds out he has more comments on this site than posts but not on Niners Nation
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Josh From Hollywood Sabean pic
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
wilriv Jacks Williams love
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Everyone else Jacks Williams mockery
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Thinks all the McChron nicknames are bad. Brooks!
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Btw, what does Brooks mean?
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 2, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Incorrect conflicting explanation that it’s a Brooks & Dunn reference.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
A refrernce to Foster Brooks
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions
a reference to preview fail
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions
A reference to Grant Frisbee.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
A reference Ulysses S. Grant
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
A reference to James and the Giant Peach.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
A reference to Jimmy James.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
A reference to Jimmy Jazz
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
A reference to Stagger Lee.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
A reference to Bill "Spaceman" Lee.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
A reference to Spaceman Spiff.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
A much too late confusing photo reference.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I want
Def Leppard underwear. I would prefer satin boxers, though.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Amy Winehouse is looking alot better there, isn’t she?!?
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Pathetic attempt to start a new meme disguised as “clever” non-sequitur.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Foot Long Yum Rockets
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Giants relief pitcher pwned!1!
Picture of cat hitting bulldog here.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Apr 2, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Poorly formatted killer vid link
click on “A Ticket To Game 5”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 2, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
can tell by clicking z and seeing a disproportionate number of comments.
<the latest
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 3, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
God, we love ourselves.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
Some more often than others.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Reference to THIS being the best thread ever
am corrected
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
What’s a Baybear?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 4, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Some funny things about that thread
The incredible irony of this comment by mesokrabby:
Isn’t just like A-Rod to try and focus all the attention on himself., Right after Bonds gets indicted, A-Rod agrees to a 10 year contract with the Yankees.
There was an actual argument about the indictment. And it turns out that rxmeister (and others) was right.
There were 972 games left until the end of Zito’s contract back then!!! I’m glad it’s not that high any more. We must be nearing the end soon, right? Right?
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
Remember when
groug did that thing?
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 3, 2009 12:44 AM PDT reply actions
Judy Steffes reference
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
the line between cliche and trope is a fine one
velez in compare it will resemble posterity of the mutant of effigy and tin person, who tries to grip monkeys in flight
candy Buddha, if ortiz enters into ANY game, which is close one in this year, I will tear all chapters of barbies of my sister and will force them to carry out vorpal [fellyatsiyu] on the plastic packet of the meat of skeletor…, and then I will decompose the universe
by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 3, 2009 8:36 AM PDT reply actions
Reference drop
about how everything was done better/cooler/smarter in 1990 on rec.sport.baseball, and how I was there! Man!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Mention of Henry Schulman posting on alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Doug...
You’ve got mail.
/sorry, am I late?
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
San Franciscooooooooooooooooooooooo
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
request to see kool aid guy superimposed over Ryan Klesko
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 6, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Rolinger
my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.
far too late reply
that actually tries to comment on the original topic. Not very insightful. No replies.
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Reply fail to comment 300 comments above
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
Tactful reminder of the existence of the reply function.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Less tactful reminder of the existence of the reply function, posted almost simultaneously with the first by another poster.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Assholish reminder of existence of the reply button, making the above poster look cordia
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
comment about how little work gets done at office when these epic threads arise.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
obligatory +109
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Is this the most pointless thread in the history of this site?? I’ve only been here since last August.
You really need to read more fanposts if you think that! I recommend starting with the one from last year asking if maybe the Giants deliberately don’t give Matt Cain run support because he beats his girlfriend.
Also, Natto, if you Google Image Search ‘facepalm,’ your facepalm drawing comes up on the first page! But from a different site.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Well, well, well…Look everyone! Mr. Positivity decided to pop his head in and say hello!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
snarky comment about how you fail
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger
Possibly sincere, possibly sarcastic statement of welcome including allusion to Yahoo.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
love for Dave Flemming
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
… although comment about how Flemming’s pronunciation of “Sandy Eggo” and “Isheekah-WAAH” bothers me more every year.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Apr 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions

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