As this screencap from mlb.com proves, even a bunch of internet geeks can beat the Pirates.
Full size version here because the FanShot format is so incredibly lame.
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EliminateMe
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I’ll play 3rd!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No! You’re getting moved to RF per Groug’s orders!
by rotorueter on Apr 2, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Groug is pulling for the McCoven to have four outfielders and no third baseman, since nobody can play the position.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rover!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jcb#6
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 2, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is JCB#1?
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am the new JCB#2.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
groud can play third!
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What Chinese catcher do I have to run over to prove I can play!?!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It helped that before the game Grant was able to trade GRM to the Pirates in exchange for Adam LaRoche.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 2, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MAKE IT HAPPEN MCC BRASS!!1!
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam LaRoche
and
OMG IT’S A-RODZ YOU GYZ!!!! HE POWNS ALL1
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teach them to try that in OUR basement!
R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.
by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRM in CF
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
starting CF = backup catcher
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting CF = starting catcher
GRM proved it’s possible to play both positions at once by saying so.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did play it in the College World Series, after all.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
by thehavenot on Apr 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+Eleventy Billion
tee hee….
I lol’d!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys shoulda seen my bloop double. It was amazing.
Ps I can play RF and 2b
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With those positional abilities, are you F.P. Santangelo?
Wait, no, he never hit a double.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ accidentally DFAs Andy from DC
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am Pedro Feliz.
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re all Pedro Feliz
/hacks at 0-2 breaking ball
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Apr 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still furious that Grant pinch hit for me in the fourth inning with the bases loaded!
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Apr 2, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you’re not clutch enough
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but why the hell did he pinch hit Butt Pee when Judy Steffes was still available?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JUDY STEFFES IS THE BACKUP CATCHER!
You can’t use your backup catcher as a pinch-hitter!
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
righties can't hit righties.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Apr 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Left field is mine. After all, we all know I can go high above the wall.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/ accidentally DFAs Goofus
Anyway, my point is that
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put me behind the dish-
Pros:Good Glove, Good Arm, Good OBP
Cons: Very Little Power, Bad Knees
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 3, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you Jackson Williams?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said good OBP.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When your batting average is .179, .275 is a pretty good OBP!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude...
How’d you figure that out ?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 3, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/accidentally DFAs nvsfg
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's because I have veteran "savvy" isn't it ?
/non roster invitee
//Guess I’ll back to my job at the tractor dealer
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Apr 3, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you’ve got the dish covered, I’ll have to play 1B…
Pros: Decent reach, Hack for effect at the plate
Cons: Mobility and speed of a Benji Molina / Mo Vaughn / Prince Fielder lovechild.
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/offers PacBellBoozer 5 year contract at $90 million
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/accepted
But you could of had me for a bag of doughnuts and a 12er…either way!
Way to kick the tires!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/makes rage-fanpost calling for EliminateMe to be fired
by chilibean_3 on Apr 3, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not here to please the lunatic fringe.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/sexist and racist shit-stirring comment about how replacing Sabes with Kim Ng shouldn’t ever be considered because duh….she’s girl ewwwwwwwwwwww COOTIES!
Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, have we wandered into the generic MCC thread now?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no...
…it wandered here.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed my bare-handed catch, well not quite. It sucked and no one booed me.
/sigh
by timmeh on Apr 3, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/trades timmeh for Ronny Paulino
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just needed a change of scenery.
/flips Paulino for Tsuyushi Shinjo’s belt buckle
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/sues due to epileptic seizures caused by LED belt buckle
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But really, that must suck to lose to a JUCO team.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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