As this screencap from mlb.com proves, even a bunch of internet geeks can beat the Pirates. Full...

As this screencap from mlb.com proves, even a bunch of internet geeks can beat the Pirates.

Full size version here because the FanShot format is so incredibly lame.

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I’ll play 3rd!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions

No! You’re getting moved to RF per Groug’s orders!

by rotorueter on Apr 2, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Groug is pulling for the McCoven to have four outfielders and no third baseman, since nobody can play the position.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions

rover!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions

jcb#6

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 2, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Who is JCB#1?

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I am the new JCB#2.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions

groud can play third!

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions

What Chinese catcher do I have to run over to prove I can play!?!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions

It helped that before the game Grant was able to trade GRM to the Pirates in exchange for Adam LaRoche.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 2, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions

MAKE IT HAPPEN MCC BRASS!!1!

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Adam LaRoche

and

OMG IT’S A-RODZ YOU GYZ!!!! HE POWNS ALL1

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Dibs on 3rd base coach.

by scout6 on Apr 2, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions

Teach them to try that in OUR basement!

R. Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.

by daveinexile on Apr 2, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions

GRM in CF

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions

starting CF = backup catcher

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions

starting CF = starting catcher

GRM proved it’s possible to play both positions at once by saying so.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He did play it in the College World Series, after all.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.

by thehavenot on Apr 2, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions

+Eleventy Billion

tee hee….

I lol’d!

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions

You guys shoulda seen my bloop double. It was amazing.

Ps I can play RF and 2b

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Apr 2, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions

With those positional abilities, are you F.P. Santangelo?

Wait, no, he never hit a double.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions

/ accidentally DFAs Andy from DC

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I am Pedro Feliz

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 2, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions

I am Pedro Feliz.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I am Pedro Feliz

by scout6 on Apr 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

We’re all Pedro Feliz

/hacks at 0-2 breaking ball

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Apr 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m still furious that Grant pinch hit for me in the fourth inning with the bases loaded!

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame…

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Apr 2, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions

you’re not clutch enough

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 2, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, but why the hell did he pinch hit Butt Pee when Judy Steffes was still available?

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions

JUDY STEFFES IS THE BACKUP CATCHER!

You can’t use your backup catcher as a pinch-hitter!

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions

righties can't hit righties.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Apr 2, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Left field is mine. After all, we all know I can go high above the wall.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 9:28 AM PDT reply actions

Repeatedly

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions

/ accidentally DFAs Goofus

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions

TWSS?

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 3, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions

Put me behind the dish-

Pros:Good Glove, Good Arm, Good OBP

Cons: Very Little Power, Bad Knees

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 3, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions

Are you Jackson Williams?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions

He said good OBP.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions

When your batting average is .179, .275 is a pretty good OBP!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Dude...

How’d you figure that out ?

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 3, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions

/accidentally DFAs nvsfg

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions

It's because I have veteran "savvy" isn't it ?

/non roster invitee
//Guess I’ll back to my job at the tractor dealer

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Apr 3, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions

If you’ve got the dish covered, I’ll have to play 1B…

Pros: Decent reach, Hack for effect at the plate
Cons: Mobility and speed of a Benji Molina / Mo Vaughn / Prince Fielder lovechild.

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions

/offers PacBellBoozer 5 year contract at $90 million

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions

/accepted

But you could of had me for a bag of doughnuts and a 12er…either way!

Way to kick the tires!

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

/makes rage-fanpost calling for EliminateMe to be fired

by chilibean_3 on Apr 3, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m not here to please the lunatic fringe.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions

/sexist and racist shit-stirring comment about how replacing Sabes with Kim Ng shouldn’t ever be considered because duh….she’s girl ewwwwwwwwwwww COOTIES!

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions