A Modest Proposal

Send Velez and Burriss back down.
Bring up Frandsen and Macpherson.
Jettison Uribe and bring up Guzman.
Bask in the glow of having a backup plan for infield suckitude.

almost 3 years ago hairball 18 comments 0 recs |

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I’m not too confident in Frandsen’s ability to play SS, which means you need one of Burriss or Uribe to back up the position. And Guzman/MacPherson probably cancel each other out. But your larger point is a good one.

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by i did my job on Apr 19, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions

Eat all the middle infielders?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2009 9:55 AM PDT reply actions

Before they eat each other, yes.

It’s only humane.

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by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions

5. Free Nate Schierholtz!

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by neurofarm on Apr 19, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Also, I’d keep Burriss up, but agree with sending Velez down and calling up Frandsen. I wouldn’t mind seeing Frandsen give Pablo some days off at third, because it looks like Pablo could use a break.

Also, ditching Uribe for Guzman sounds like a good idea. I think K-Fran can do anything Uribe can do, but hopefully without sucking quite as much. And Guzman might be one of those “good hitters” I hear so much about.

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by neurofarm on Apr 19, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

I suspect Guzaman is, or should be, the "Plan B" for corner infield spots should Ishikawa blaze down the JR Philphs trail and/or Molinia no longer be with the team and/or Panda needs a trip down to sort things out. ETA for such a move would be end of May to first half of June.

Yes, I think Dallas is the "Plan C".

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by daveinexile on Apr 19, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

I regret to inform you that Nate was last seen entering the event horizon of the Ortmeire Cloud. Nothing has even been proven to return from the Ortmeire Cloud.

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by daveinexile on Apr 19, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions

Trudat

The correct spelling of Ortmeire’s name was last seen clinging to a patch of grass, before being sucked into the Cloud.

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by hairball on Apr 19, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

What Schierwho?

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by howtheyscored on Apr 20, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions

1) Send Velez back down.
2) Send Velez back down.
3) Send Velez back down.
4) Send Velez back down.

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by nvsfg on Apr 19, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions

Must.
Keep -43 OPS .
For Cain starts.

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by daveinexile on Apr 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

doh!

Must.
Keep - 43 OPS+ .
For Cain Starts.

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by daveinexile on Apr 19, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions

but..but… then where would our comic relief come from?

he’ll need an extra suitcase just to carry all of his nicknames.

by Merope on Apr 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions

EPICgenio FAILez

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 19, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

Guzman and McPherson instead of Uribe and Velez

That would leave us with no back up middle infielders and four 1B/3B. Who plays 2B if Burriss/Frandsen or Renteria need a rest? Aurilia? I wouldn’t be so quick to send Burriss down either, it’s been only 11 games, and he’s still out-hitting Sandoval, Renteria, and Ishikawa. But I’m perfectly fine with sending Uribe or Velez down for Frandsen.

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by Cookyman on Apr 19, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions