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Gamdeay Thread 4/17 Part II

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Gameday Thread PT II

Ur duin it rite!

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You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You dood it!

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BALCO FOUNDER VICTOR CONTE ON COMCAST

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

inspiration for my moniker

LOVE your work , VC!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walrusman's Penes

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Garrett Atkins and Mike Aviles are killing me.Alex Rios and Jim Thome aren’t doing much either.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is safe to say that you are going to win ERA and WHIP

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may have RBI..

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billingsley did help though. :-(

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soriano has been doing a fine job the first two weeks for me

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I preemptively blame this if anything goes bad.

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, Torres job is to play wiffle ball with Sandoval.

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Grant’s at the game, it will never last

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He must be off the ’roids

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to see the donkey show?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Into a pile driver. Yes Amy, that was a pile driver.

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie Sire x10000 > Amy G

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent Boy is due. (for another strike out looking)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

reverse jinx. hey maybe there is something to this.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reynolds is even more exciting than Pablo at third.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

What he said

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sucks

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria not-fail!

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

please 'splain

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A performance of Rent

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did a google image search for “Aria” to reply with…
but I’ll leave it to you to figure out what comes up.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/steps away from computer

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're big and round...

they’re all around…

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giovanni

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria inching back towards respectability .200

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That really feels like his first hit of the year.

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

1/2 Fail

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is a terrible bunter

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a good bunt, Sanchez.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

A hit?

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt fail. As punishment, Dirty will be asked to steal second.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn says: Calm the fuck down, I’ve got this.

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Randy - you're at the plate.

All your classiness of late remains in RF.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did Sheffield sign with the Mets?

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

First week of the season, I think.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, i thought he was done

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last week?

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh. MLB.TV just quit on me.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently it has no Brokeback stuff

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. It’s back. The quit-and-log-back-in ploy worked.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy knew it’d be foul.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is my MLB.TV feed five minutes behind the actual game?

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re stuck in a time fail warp.

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because MLB loves you!

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read Stephen Hawking

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are all good answers.

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanthan

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When every hitter on the team “hates to face: fastball”, is that a bad thing?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

We would dominate t-ball.

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants would strike out looking

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admit it

I occasionally have cravings for Chef Boyardee

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry dude, I think he’s straight

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT NO

I was just talking about his spaghetti and meatballs!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

limp noodle

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was handsome when he was younger

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi

De-fense. Yeah

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear JT's been working with him

He can turn anyone into a gold glove first baseman.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that ball Winn hit was actually fair!

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Evan wait until you see what happens at 8:47pm

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many pitches for Sanchez?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

71

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bad…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just started watching

but wait…really?? but its not the 3rd inning anymore

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

74

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

901

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frappy as scruck?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, meat.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmm, meat strikes

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just walked a backup shortstop, Dirty.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. Walking Augie Ojeda isn’t good.

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, duh.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

o/" How do you walk Augie Ojeda?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haz a bad feeling

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

butt pee more likely

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

now is the time for BMoney or Edgardo to talk and settle him down

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw your bad feeling!

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The clouds start to gather, arm is fail

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

one more out

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

damn his pitch count is herra low actually

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe someone has already said this, but Posey is 3-3 tonight

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…six pitching decisions in one night!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got that. Me = slow.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can hit.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gynecomastic Pretender!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon El Guapo just like Mami asked

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Reynolds needs one of these:

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He can borrow your mom’s.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get toasted

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you like to hear about Denard Span and my fantasy team!>

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather hear about your pokemon.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chulk with an error today to help the Yankees win.

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds about right

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Gameday

Reynolds hates changeups. Sanchez should throw him one here

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he also love changeups?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet you he does—secretly.

It says he loves cutters, which is the changeup’s cousin!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez Man Up Ball Low

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG HOW COULD YOU WALK AUGIE OJEDA!

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evan is watching the game on a 56k modem.

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

on AOL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usenet

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No joke. I had the internet early enough on juno to get “thebeatlesrule” as a screen name. That was in the good old days when I was connecting on a 14.4k and had free internet.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

when the fuck

did the giants move to San Francisco?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T SIGN ZITO

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T TRADE CEPEDA!

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD CALL BLUE

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SPOILER WARNING FOR EVAN

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind the happy endings.

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

fourteen seconds … I was wondering how long that would take.

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he said! I mean she! Err… crap.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

icwhutudidther!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speed

+ Panda + Money FTW!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

quality start

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's popular...

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikeouts for my fantasy team.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lars wants to know about your fantasy team.

by xanthan on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone besides Cain pitched well. Promising!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Mixed feelings

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLD YOUR TONG- FINGERS

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez, like Cain is challenging the strikezone. He’s not missing as many bats as usual but his movement makes it hard to square up.

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE WE WINNING

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Shh

Maybe if we don’t mention it the Diamondbacks won’t find out.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haren losing 1-0 would be about right for his season so far.

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHANGEUP!!! JUST LIKE I CALLED FOR

Feel the powers!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

Guzman

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus emmanuel

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

his name means “god-with-us”

by mrpata on Apr 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Celebrate Earth Day I am going to eat some of the lawn

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

your wife must love you

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like she does the rest of us

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF THERE WERE A PLASTICS SHOP THAT SUPPORTED THE GIANTS IT WOULD BE NAMED SNAP!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF THAT WERE A GESTURE OF APPROVAL FOR A WELL-DONE JOKE IT WOULD BE A GOLF SNAP

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not some meat so less methane

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To celebrate Earth Day I might eat a cow and burn some styrofoam.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To celebrate Earth Day, I’m going to remember that the Earth’s going to be around longer than all of us combined, no matter what we do to the Earth.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller: “I think he’s basically swung at every pitch Haren has thrown him tonight.”

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

bad bad bad

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

manny being manny

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bat: off shoulder please

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

/tumble
/absorb ball
/throw

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I can’t wait to see this.

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emmanuelle: In Space

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t change the…

…oh , wow….

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can you get that on Netflix Instantview now?

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Manny should always hit right handed.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

that pitch looked like it would hit him if he didn’t swing at it

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by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller cracking me up today:

“That pitch might have hit him if he hadn’t hit it first.”

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

2 GOOD TAKES

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cmon money, rake

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Does the 2B always Sandoval to pull that much?

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everybody loves big money!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we have those girls instead of Amy G?

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Would be nice.

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Can I have those girls instead of Amy G?

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You say that now, but you haven’t heard them interview anyone yet.

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by The Enchanter on Apr 17, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if they’re dumb, they’re at least nicer to look at

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Even thought they look like Zito’s type?

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Lars wins.

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I CAN'T SEE THEM ON RADIO

I haz a sad

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That’s because Emmanuelle is blocking your vision.

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lulz

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are High-5-ing at the wrong time.

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by The Enchanter on Apr 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comcast Sportsnet groupies?!

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HAY GURL

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LOL

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Salami against SJ..Ouch

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What he said

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Wil are you going to try to go to multiple games or just the weekend games? I can probably only make it to a weekend game.

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one game is fine was looking at a weekend game in August or September

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. I know a grand total of four pitchers in the Giants’ system: Bumgarner, Alderson, Pat Misch, and Matt Kinney. I sense that we care about the first two but not so much the latter two.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2009 Giants: the futility of the human condition

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Oh you're...

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who is this?

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From Wells Fargo!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says Shane Snow

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Seriously?

Wow.

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very observant

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Why thank you.

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its a winn winn situation

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last inning for Snatchez

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh ye o little faith.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…actually I was hoping for a successful final inning and then done for the night, with the shutout intact.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

cmon dirty

over/under on number of pitches this inning…14

i’ll take the under

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Even money?

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky duck

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FLew

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FRED CAUGHT THE BALL

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the sun wasn’t in his eyes…this time.

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dont turn my diamonds to coal

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Whewis.

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Was that off the end of the bat?

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Tutoring by Scott

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I definitely thought it was gone off the bat

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see Byrnes make a throw from the outfield at least once sometime this series.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 86 pitches right now

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Take him out

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MLB '07 The Show

Thinks that Fred Lewis is white.

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also, in that game, Pedroia can hit the high inside fastball

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s our set up again? Is it Affeldt or Howry?

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

DNW

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry howry howry!!!

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It’ll be Sanchez if he knows what’s good for him.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

howry in the 8th, but i bet not tonight.

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howry will come in to give the dbags a 5 run lead, just to mix it up a little

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So you’re saying I’ll shit myself either way?

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Sit down , Clownboy.

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Ahhh

Sadness D:

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAR DOWN, JONATHAN. GET THIS LAST OUT.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAR DOWN, JONATHAN. IT’LL COME OUT EVENTUALLY.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

finish him!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy thing to hear in a maternity ward, but I guess I’ll go along.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bear down, Chicago Bears, make every play, clear the way to victory

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by PAWarrior on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Justin Upton is my age….

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Baebae.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I get that a lot

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smell a surmounting approaching.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN BASE

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Affeldt gettin’ hot

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anyone up in the pen?

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You're getting closer to real time , L.A.

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GOOD CALL BLUE

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Natto is standing up.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WalrusMan is eating ice cream.

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Drunk is drinking Anchor Steam

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

scottish is getting a new beer

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN, FINISH HIM!!!!!!

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

right down the middle, good call

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIMMMMMMM

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

flash the strikeout sign, bochy

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHO STOP FUCKING AROUND FINISH HIM

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oh now you’re just playing with my emotions

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OPEN BASE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

bollocks, bollocks, bollocks

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

No more Haren!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhh, no

but LOL, Haren is pissed

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty knew he would be. He walked Snyder on purpose to inflict emotional damage on the Snakes’ clubhouse.

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Tony Clark is still around?

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

TESTICULARS!

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Haren = Not a team player

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I might have walked him just to get Haren out of the game.

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“look it up”

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, not affeldt.

now is a good time to put howry in to blow it.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Haren meltdown

Call the WHAAAAAmbulance.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEONE PROTECT THE BULLPEN PHONE!

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tony clark still exists?

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The Blanks' version of Aurilia.

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Don’t screw this up, Jeremy.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Have faith

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Gg Sanchez.

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish they’d show us sanchez’ walk off the mound. He’s probably gonna get OVATED

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ovulated

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy screwing with the game, Affeldt in, game over.

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This will end well. For someone.

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Now

would NOT be a good time for a new thread, Natto.

BELIEVE.

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I wasn’t thinking about making one. This one only has 200 something posts.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oi

I wouldn’t think Affeldt has any better chance against him that Sanchez. Anybody got career numbers?

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was Sanchez’s time.

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

1-7, 4 ks

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by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sanchez gave us what we needed tonight, he challenged the zone and went deep.

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what she needed!

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Let’s go, Accardo! Or whichever Jeremy you are.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

....

….

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Wanted to look it up. 2007 was awesome. 2008 wasn’t and he went down to the minors. He must be in the minors still.

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Get the last out, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

its a winn winn situation

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK iT

Affeldt doubters

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/wipes sweat from brow

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CLASSY

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN GOT THIS

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WIIIIIIINN!

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew....

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy

Is dandy

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy , as always.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

NO PROBLEM.

Cheesus. I pissed my pants on that ball off the bat.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

randy winn is a cool guy

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Randy makes me Winn!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA WINN!

Go to azsnakepit NOW for some severe winn hatred

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

going.

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IT’S RANDY WINN PEOPLE!

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thank you randy

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by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

glad it went to RF

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate sighting tonight....

Yay or nay?

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We traded Joe Nathan years ago!

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn

“Oh , that?”

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A WYNN-WIN situation!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

or, for my peoples...

RANDY NGUYEN!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good luck finding him in the white pages

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can't be that hard...

he’s from Santa Clara right?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

I’ve never heard a better one-word reply.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn i gotta find me one of those

Little blond glasses-wearing gals who can’t pronounce my last name.

That’s hot.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah you read Three Panel Soul as well?

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by GiantBrass on Apr 18, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

where?

didnt we just have 6 days off?

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew SoCal was hell on earth.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Giants down 8-3 in the 5th.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Haren only threw 79 pitches tonight....

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is it that when a humble Giants fan keeps Jonathan Sanchez on his fantasy team’s bench — because after all he’s up against a strong offense and one of the best pitchers in baseball — he throws a great game, but when the same fan starts him AGAINST THE FRIGGING PADRES IN FRIGGING PETCO he gets rocked?

I ask you, why?

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez hates fantasies?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You curse him by displaying confidence.

Duh.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What strong offense? They’re Giants-esque. Especially with Dan “Cain” Haren.

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have the same problem with troy tulowitski and khalil greene and melvin mora and aramis ramirez.

tulowitzki>greene and ramirez>mora, but when i bench mora for ramirez he goes 0-5 and mora hits a grand slam. the universe just hates me i guess.

by quincy0191 on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Affeldt had the same reaction to that ball that I did.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

“FUCK YES”?

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

haren had the same reaction to not batting as i did

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad fish taco before the game last week.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

+reply fail again, meant for Evan

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Stop twittering!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

all right, poop time

ok, poop is coming out

i’m a twitter shitter!

by quincy0191 on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty up on consumer technologies, but I still don’t get Twitter whatsoever.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A WALK E WLKOWL

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD A WALK

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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FAST FRED

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis is the best.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

when he isn’t sick that is.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m calling Ishikawa getting wet

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

During or after the game?

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always wet..being that he’s ROCKRIVER

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said?

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Bigger % team’s of non-intentional walks:

Lewis this season

OR

Bonds in 2004?

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds didn’t receive a single unintentional walk in 2004. Not one.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow nice move , pitcher

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish this was not BLANKed out for me on MLB

so I could take a shower.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/sees what you did there

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a shower radio I use during games

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by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it work during baths?

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Plug and play!

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Haren could be 0-3 with a 1.81 ERA.

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds good to me

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain says, “Boofrickedyhoo.”

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the two to pitch against each other.

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i sure as hell hope so

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

third-best DBacks starter...

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a lot of K’s and only a few walks

He’ll get over it though

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a winner

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly he’s forgotten how ot win since last year.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren the first ever 0-20 Cy Young winner..and Joe Morgan dies on the spot.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made it... I didn't think I would make it from

the airport in time for the end of the game. Go Giants…

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome, baybear

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TY, I want a win

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breast feed fail

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

double-you tea eff?

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How are there no horrified onlookers? That woman has a FETUS ATTACHED TO HER CHEST

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

miss it :/

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I missed the woman breast-feeder

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

what...

so you saw the male breast-feeder?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hosed? wait, no?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the gift blue

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

shit… he was out… shhh

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

be vewy vewy qwiet

by Merope on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Fred shouldn’t steal as much against snyder?

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh, out/safe. Don’t know. I would have given it to him.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball beat him. Almost always called out

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got tagged…almost always called out…

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta take advantage of that now.

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott

will cash it in

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa moved the runner up!

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe our TI should be the one in jail

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD CALL BLUE

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson wants a brawl tonight.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Shake it up

Hoo – hoooo!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out, I guess.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the power

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

“Scamper to third” – something you’d never hear said about Bengie taking the base.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Lumber

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like "trundle"

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO EDGAR!!!

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s on deck?

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate…. who?

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCHIERHOLTZ IS ALIVE

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Flemming not so good at analysis

Another case where Miller has to step in and tell him what really happened (i.e., Ojeda blocked Lewis from second base on the steal).

by ho-hum baby on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

wait what?

That’s not what I saw.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money.... NOW

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone named Nick or Ned or something on deck.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Practice, Renteria!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

aint got no crystal ball

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i aint got no crystal ball

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

18.5 million should buy at least one really solid rbi for rentboy this month

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I never saw it so I can’t give an opinion.

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Edgar “I am late on every pitch” Renteria

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Edgar Renteria: “No.”

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RENT IS OVERDUE

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry guyz i has falafail for dinnerz

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Fixed.

RENT IS OVERDUE

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the landlord’s cool with it then.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

AUGH

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Oh noez

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

nine million dollars of suck.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SADNESS

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Too close to take with 2

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

crapness....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

you took the bat outta Nate’s hands you fuck!!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Somewhere...

Kevin Frandsen is going “SERIOUSLY, WTF?”

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Somewhere...

every single one of us is going “SERIOUSLY, WTF?”

isn’t the internet CRAZAY???

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by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not so happy with this 18 mil we’ve spent on renteria.

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re too tied to the concept of money, think outside of the box

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

renteria has been better on d than i thought he would be, and much worse at the plate

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And...

I bet we see Velez or Torres to PH and not Schierholtz too.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

moises pees on his hands

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Moises? who mentioned that?

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Looks like Lowry now.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

chicks dig noah

Eye krunk and all

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joe martinez: the real panda.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If that gray thing has a hood, Amy G just may be a Jedi.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  


You will keep me as a sideline reporter.


I vil kep you as sidelin reprotah.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball hit Joe so hard it gave him bad hair.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeow. Joe has got a serious shiner.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G...

(((gives the Angry Dragon)))

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

howry gets redemption tonight

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Big Blue!

/Deer Valley fight chant

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t fail, Howry.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, [GIANTS PITCHER]

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You shoulda seen the cop!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I like this move.

Starter to Affeldt to Howry to Wilson is the way this season was supposed to go. Let’s see if they can do it.

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by antinous on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

After 1 batter though?

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Lopez and Ojeda have better career splits vs. RHPs than LHPs …

by Evan on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is important data

We will definitely have to attempt starter to Schierholtz to Velez to Lou Seal as a control group.

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by antinous on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo there too when healthy.

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by marcello on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW the game gets real

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Load em howry

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Attention Howry

Dont suck

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This will end well.

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Howry or Walker out there?

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry makes me nervous.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Robert Howry

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Coasts during the regular season, is a terror in the playoffs?

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robert Horry?

Not clutch enough.

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go after them bob. right over the plate.

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play please.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

good call

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Ojeda looks a lil’ Vinaish

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lesson #1

Do not walk Augie Ojeda

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does there always have to be [at least] one relief pitcher that makes you want to run and hide?

by Merope on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does there always have to be [at least] one relief pitcher that most of our relief pitchers makes you want to run and hide?

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

vinnie howry

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

75 pitch 8th inning

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry has thrown like one strike.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Now 2

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good enough. Now get two more freaking outs.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a start.

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got home

My only question: did the Giants manage a walk versus Haren? I’m guessing no…

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by thehavenot on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WOAH!

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by thehavenot on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wipes brow

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

come on bob
throw strikes. get outs.

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

These are the times that try men’s souls

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Now is the winter of our discontent.

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put CONDOR JACKSON on the endangered species list

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Double play, please.

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No thanks, had one earlier.

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TWSS

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NOW the game gets REALLY real

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shiz

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

jeeeeeesusssssss

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

…money. :(

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

well fuck

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Bengie >:(

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Aw jeez , Money.

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him howry?

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

finish? him.. the batter.

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Sads

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Willy McGee?

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the????

That was totally stupid. Maybe he needs a day off. If only we had a backup catcher on the roster. . .

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Andres Torres!

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on bob.
fix this.

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dorn needs to walk to the mound before the next pitch and say to howry “strike this motherfucker out”

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You just want to see Howry get punched after the game’s over.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, true

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The part of Roger Dorn

will now be played by Rich Aurilia

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is going bad.

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by The Enchanter on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BOB. FINISH HIM

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

option 2: a walk and a double play

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Better warm up Hinshaw again

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Get Rueter up.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Towards the plate. Often away from the plate.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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by thehavenot on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

near the plate

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Walrus sings softly.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah I try to rock it.

Come Together last time I went out.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what she said

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he hit that?

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This is killing my nerves.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What about Bob?

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

this tension is making my brain sweaty

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISHED HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK AND YES

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY

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STFD MF'r

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DV!

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Never meant to make that Connor K,
But he took a called third anyway!
SORRY MISS JACKSON
Ooooh! Grab some pine, meaaat!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

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by antinous on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hanger that he looked at! WOW!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

Fooled you!

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by thehavenot on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bwahahaha

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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ridiculously ballsy pitch.

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by antinous on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Howry completely missed his target.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like it

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

S...T...F...D...

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by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in Velez!

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by can of corn on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need that defense!

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won the battle, not the war.

Cmon BW. Start that brawl, dawg.

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t figure out this reference. So, I know it’s T-1000 from T2, but I’m not making the proper connection to Howry.

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by marcello on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They share a name and a face.

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by marcello on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d guess that Howry looks a bit like Robert Patrick, but I’m not sure.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met him at a motorcycle event last year. By “met him” I mean saw him.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, I can see that

I was overthinking it.

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by marcello on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double switch!

Bochy’s heart sings.

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Howry about that , Conor!

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by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanging slider ftw

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by CB30 on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres in CF

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

i tweeted him

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever been to LunaticFringe.com?

It’s just a parked domain, but the chick is hot

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's read his press

,,. thinks he’s a hit-it-anywhere hitter

by Hummfugginbaby on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He brought in two guys named Andre, apparently

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by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch. So this means no Nate at bat

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I called it. No Nate.

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He’s a myth.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Bigfoot or hobos.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

or women on MCC

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then I blame you.

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Big test for my boy...

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by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the last out, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby steps: Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“we’re in a tight spot!”

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm

Ya think boch read the comments about the la game?

by Squez on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No, seriously

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Reynolds taking pitches?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy told Wilson to stay away from him to set up the DP

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

hey brawler

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

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BWillie is free dealing

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Williams: “If you throw 98 MPH why are you throwing a 2-0 curveball?”

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WILD THING……..YOU MAKE MY HEART SING

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

“I hate this fucking song”

by SFGuy on Apr 18, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

By YOU

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YAAAAAAAAAH!

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GOT HIM 98 MPH

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD REYNOLDS

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON

HEIDI-HO NEIGHBOR

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON!

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down!!!!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Piece ’O Cake.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HEEZ OUT

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

For a moment, for just a little tiny moment, I had a vision of Nen.

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by antinous on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's this?

Joy? Giants game?

Giants game? Joy?

I’m confused.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not over yet.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s plenty of time for crushing disappointment.

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by marcello on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I didn't have to go away for a bit

I would have said “Give me my fleeting moment!”

But I don’t have to. JOY!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Apr 17, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson

Smile!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

From one to awesome,
he’s awesome!

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by The Enchanter on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

well played

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

now lets go win this thingy

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

define thingy????

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven’t had a brawl yet

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by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s still plenty of time.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

silly natto

there’s no time in baseball

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

though it makes me wonder

why they call time-outs

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Budball

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Anybody else jump when the swing missed?

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i did the jeter fist pump

by Melvin Ott on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did the Ortmeier fist pump.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ortwhater?

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by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insurance please. Wilson’s already in, so you can score as much as you want and he’s still in for the save.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres - Winn - Burriss

SPEEEEEEEED

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant

Big inning/little guy.

Go David!*

*Note to Cookyman everybody – David/Goliath , get it?

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s with the Cookyman strike thru’s?

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cookyman once told me that he was going to ask me to explain every comment he didn’t understand.

Later , someone said that no one understood anything I said , so…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's an exaggeration

It’s more like half of everything you say.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

geezus, the bats bigger than that guy…

by Squez on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Get on base, you sack of poop.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He failed

He’s on the bench.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no we don't

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

boch should let velez pitch the 9th to keep it interesting

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DINGERZ!!!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA!

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shite!!!

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Schoenweis is what you’re doing when you’re exposing yourself to the Notre Dame football coach

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES TORRES IS THE BEST CF EVER

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAAAYYYYYYY

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TOOOOOORRES!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You have GOT to be kidding me!

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BWillie closes this out and Vic Frankensteins team will be in the cellar

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES

GIVE THIS MAN A ROSTER SPOT

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell with that, get him a start!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate

SOL

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK NO WAY

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES POWER AND SPEED HOME RUN TROT

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

F SPEED

I do it myself

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TORREs DEL PAINE

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dead Center

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD POWER

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

W000t

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRE THE GIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I is a proud papa!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

wait… where… homerun?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

he ran the bases like it was an inside the park hr

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DINGERZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

just sad

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres >>>>>>>> Velez

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

My daughter’s hamster >>>>>>>>>>>> Velez

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO NEEDS NATE?!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

what's a nate?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

First hit since 2005!!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we send Velez down now? Please?

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

and recall Frandsen!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes to both please!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 million

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

now bengie

will steal a base this inning

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

you stay classy san francisco

by Melvin Ott on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I THINK I'M IN LOVE

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s afraid they were going to send him down if he didn’t run fast enough

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Needed to show he wasn’t just about power

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, I am here. And surprised to see the GMen winning. How good was Sanchez?

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

good in that

6+ innings of shutout ball sorta way

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s only had one bad inning all year.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was alright, I guess.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Faster

Torres HR Home to Home?

Bengie Molina legging out a double?

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rhetorical, right?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres would circle the bases and still get all the way to second before Bengie.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres HR Home to Home?

Bengie Molina legging out a doublesingle?

Answer: The first thing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends

is there a cheeseburger on 2B?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants need bunting lessons.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants need lessons at the plate in general

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit he's sitting by uribe and velez.

that’s the last time that will ever happen.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

As an act of goodwill and team-building, Bochy should send Zito out to close the ballgame.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If he can pitch like he did in the 3rd and 4th inning from yesterday, I would be ok with that.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duke Neukom

would not call that the Giants Way

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i back this.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brawl!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Wow. that went behind him

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL “z”

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, “z” is the best.

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

cx

Yep.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am beginning to master the art of the “c-x” in game threads. Before I would “z” through too many above comments.

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Through the legs?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

dagnabit

why dodge it

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss dancing like Omar.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Broadway is dark tonight!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yet i still hint a whiff of defeat sewage

by Melvin Ott on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

never

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t crack it open just yet.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

gonna need some either way

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victory Scotch

I got some McClallan(sp), 10 year, that’s about it

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

got my glenrothes 12 and balvenie 15…glenrothes is for the losses (and i’m almost out)

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

First read that as “victory snatch”

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

+69

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we gotta find a way to blow this. this doesn’t feel right.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

shushy

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where there’s a Wilson, there’s a way.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

still time for defensive replacements

Velez FTW

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

where??

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss yelled out “puck” because the ump asked him what you call that little black disc thing in hockey

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was just thinking about the Sharks.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt fail. Burriss probably thinks he’s gotta pack his bags now.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thinking

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is about to go YACKADOO

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

^*YUCKADOO

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for using yackadoo

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s about to jack a dude?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many K’s did Haren have? Sanchez?

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

6 for Haren

4 for Saanchez

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haren had two earned runs’ worth of K’s.
Sanchez did not.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haren had one earned run worth of Ks.

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by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo being Pablo

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

kung fu style

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

must hack ball swing hit no fail

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh pablo

if you have to look up to see the ball…probably best not to swing

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He's believing the Pablo hype.

This has got to be dealt with.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

at some point

when nobody throws him strikes…he’ll learn, right?

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learning curve in vertical mode.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty ugly, Pablo.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yup….just….yup

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread is almost at 1000 posts.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not doing anything though.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately it’s pic-lie, otherwise it would take 47 days to load.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought maybe you meant “pickly”, which was appropriate since my fella and I were just discussing the pickle taste of a McChicken sandwich that had no pickles.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The book Fast Food Nation describes how McDonalds (and every other fast food chain, I would image) uses chemical flavoring in its food. They probably accidentally mixed in the artificial pickle flavoring with the chicken flavoring back at the plant.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. “image” = “imagine”. Failing with the keyboarding tonight.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make it pickly.

As a rule, I don’t eat chicken sandwiches from fast food places. Don’t trust the meat.

But I do like saying “pickly.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to know you know what’s good for you.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

1000

is the new 100

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Thread

is not made of porcelain!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

man that was painful to watch

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

what's that song?

vaguely familiar… reminds me of Barry Bonds for some reason

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

sarchasm

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

I just thought of something that’s not very good during the Pablo AB.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

see above

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea saw it pop up after I posted.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before I posted. I should sleep. I’d also miss the Giants blowing the game.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you had the link

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was so mad he swung at the first one, than he swung at it again

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously...

how does Lansford let Pablito swing at EVERYTHING??? WTF?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Everything that isnt a strike

by Melvin Ott on Apr 17, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

why throw one if he swings at fucking EVERYTHING???

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 17, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to make him take..

Until theres a strike or 2.. just to get him to watch pitches.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 17, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant they do this in bp?

why not make him stand in there for 100 curveballs in the dirt and high fastballs every day, until he realizes that these aren’t pitches to swing at?

by scottishgiants on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit isn’t even close. He’s swinging at balls a foot above the zone.

by drunkgiant on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TATZ

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Just caught up on my DVR..

YEEAAAHHH ANDRES TORRES!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can keep fast fowarding

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re gonna be tied (for the bottom)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You shut your filthy mouth.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants hitters that aren’t Winn “That Torres guy hit a home run, so I should probably swing at EVERYTHING.”

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The way a pitcher can basically just throw ANYTHING to pablo, he has to be some kind of a joke to opposing teams.

Sucks cuz i love me some panda.

by kvdp12 on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Wilson. I hope he K’s that douche Byrnes.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s finish this.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump, you line is “STRIKE!”

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

your, spelling fail.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, that’s the Wilson we love

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN , BLANK THE BLANKIN' BLANKS!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Please

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

if we can hang on for the victory

i just might put on some pants

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been in my shower suit for the whole game.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

closing in on 1,100 comments

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

1101

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it, Wilson.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play, please.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This looks familiar.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

good grief Charlie Brown

throw the ball over the bloody plate

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Way to make in interesting. I was hoping for an uneventful half-inning.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Where there’s a Wilson, there’s a way to walk the leadoff hitter.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MAJOR GENERAL JAMES HARRISON WILSON SAYS YOU WILL THROW STRIKES AND GET OUTS

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw a damn strike

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Get outs, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

egads

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh brother

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Get Mark Gardner in

throw underhanded for cripes sake

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YIKES

no strikes

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

when in doubt, start a brawl

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah , God.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday has those as strikes

by wilriv21 on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad it doesn’t count.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren't

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm..

Interesting strategy, not throwing strikes

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY’LL NEVER EXPECT IT

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW MORE STRIKES

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe the squirrel under his hat can throw strikes.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

only thing making me laugh right now

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can see subtle notes of meltdown dancing across his face

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T WORRY GUYS HE JUST WANTS TO PULL A TYLER WALKER AND STRIKE OUT THE SIDE WITH THE BASES LOADED

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

woohoo

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that Brian Wilson.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Get this guy!

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

TACO TRUCK!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

dftyuuertertweertwrew3r!!!!!!!!!

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI SAVE!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

aka

JT would have had it

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

thaaaaaaaaank you

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT'S TWO

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE’S THE BYRNES I REMEMBER!

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So you were just setting things up for that?

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DEFENSE!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i just peed a little

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

finish him

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

brian wilson you so funny

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike out this mofo, Wilson.

by Natto on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t want to say this until after he got out.. but remember when Eric Byrnes would always torch us?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he can pick it at first.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

the junk!

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

fiiiiinnniiiish him

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah fuck it. open base. walk him.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

End it....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a beer

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank You Mr Burns

you douche

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

pine

Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.

by SimpleJaquez on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Put one in the WIN column

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WILD THING…………..YOU MAKE MY HEART SING, YOU MAKE EVERYTHING……….GROOVY

by shaolinironlion on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

oh he’s just messing with us

by mrpata on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE ME SOME BRIAN WILSON!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Had 'em all the way!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooooo hooooooo

nothing like playoff baseball in april eh?

by projectmayhem713 on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

must win game

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 17, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANCE TIME

Wilson is a magical imp.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YES THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frosted lucky charms and shit!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

cries tears of victory

by Melvin Ott on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEE!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD GAME GIANTS

WOOHOO

Night McCoven!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Victory!

Only two runs, but a victory!

by Hummfugginbaby on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Playoff bound

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

*and Wilson

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

*and Affeldt

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Torres provided the insurance.

AS IF WE NEEDED ANY , heh heh

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

KOREAN POP STAR!

Natto, you may now start a new thread

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ball game muthafuckas!

by cloudydays on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

w

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Apr 17, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Haren is the new Matt Cain.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope that means that Cain can stop being Cain.

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bro (a Dback fan)

Said that right before the game started and called the game, although he said it’d be 1-0

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 17, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed him!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 17, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GREATEST CARTOON CHARACTER OF ALL TIME.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s great to be back home!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Woof!

Is it too early to mention that we annually sweep at least one series from the Blanks?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This scotch tastes wonderful

I might even have two.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah.... I have to pace myself...

It is long season…

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 17, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are you drinkin?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere in America, i guy named Nate sheds a tear

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He was in the on deck circle that one time tonight.

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

strategery

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I used to now that team, now they act like I don’t even exist.”

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postgame scotch

and tony bennett

sounds like a good idea

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 17, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually had fun there. It’s a weird feeling.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Apr 17, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love that Wilson

Man, can’t wait to see LIncy, Cain, Sanchez, maybe RJ, and even Zito throwing to big Buster Posey. When can we expect to see him up to the big show?

by usabaseballfan on Apr 17, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe BW making that play reversed the Martinez Curse

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 17, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson

a pretty good interview.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Actual content not canned replies.

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“looked like the old Wilson out there”
“probably those 400 hours of Fielding Drills in ST. Good thing the season was just starting.”

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

“we started 1-5 on the road”

We wish.

by paboperfecto on Apr 17, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear that Boch? HE DOES NOT MIND COMING IN DURING THE 8TH!

by scout6 on Apr 17, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got “Now lets go the post game sh…………………………”

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 17, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheers!

enjoy your drink!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 17, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant evidently beamed the post-game thread from the ballpark with his tricorder device.

by non sequitur on Apr 17, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Post game fun thread

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 17, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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