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4/16 Gameday thread part 2

Woe is Giants baseball.

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Moron Dodger fans booing.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oxymoron?

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are still filtering into their seats

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t comment on this. Saw way too many Giants fans boo everytime Bonds got a ball called even with the bases loaded.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats more why I was calling them morons.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarification

In that the situation was reversed as little as 2 years ago.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito walks the run in. Called it.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, if Cain and Wilson can do it, why not Zito?

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I mean, shouldn’t we just walk off the field now?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Apr 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

There's we in woe.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito, 88? Where did that come from?

by paboperfecto on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Doc Brown fixed him up.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.21 gigawatts!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERIC STOLTZ WAS THE ORIGINAL MARTY MCFLY!

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pitch should have gone back in time in an explosion of light and struck out Duke Snider.

by non sequitur on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok...

Zito still loves himself.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hm I’m not sure I even want to bother following this game

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This gonna be the only one?

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a particularly fitting picture for the K. A Zito strikeout is about as easy to find as an alien.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in LA though.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow...

that was a generous call.

Thanks ump!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

"That is not a pitch that has not been called a strike tonight"

Wow. Go Jon Miller.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a pitch that has wait what?

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may as well IBB 'em all.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

loney takes some awful pitches sometimes.

by thebighead on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKKKK

number of strikeouts zito will have this year

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Be fair

He also bats. Add twelve.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

number of strikeouts Kershaw had last night

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only down two against Spicoli’s buddy. We can do this.

/clap clap

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I called that K, makes me feel better about myself. Someone should.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the order

Second time through on a #6 pitcher. Go Giants!

by paboperfecto on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a passing thought about Tommy Lasorda...

and swear to god, I got a craving for spaghetti

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

If it were me, I’d throw up.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

it'll come later

order of operations.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

People in the North Beach district in SF love Tommy. Look at all the money he spent there.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is unrated, I don’t think anyone has brought this fact to light yet.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saw Cody Ransom had a webgem for the Yanks. So proud

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If only he had one in ’04.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t even need to be a webgem. Worthless bastard.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was not a very good day for them at all, then.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

first game at the new stadium and the fans booed

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

10-2 in their home opener. sizemore hit a grand slam

by bestincal on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

89?

But…it’s just gonna travel farther.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

Loney JUST struck out on my box…how far behind am I?
My MLB is intermittent as hell.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s two outs in the top 3rd

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ On A Sidecar

I’ll be watching the Dodgers celebrating their sweep at , oh , three A.M.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how the 2 and 8-hole hitters have the two hits

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reneria’s should be in quotes. He has a “hit”.

by paboperfecto on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a crappy bunt.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you know?

Yankee Stadium is the greatest building in the history of the world according to ESPN?

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

at&t park was rated best ballpark by forbes magazine. disappointingly the concrete jungle in oakland was 29.

by bestincal on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little too hard on the bunt there.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

worst fundamental team I’ve ever seen

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope you enjoy Fresno Burriss.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t while I was there, and I don’t even play baseball.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Pablo. Do something.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something good.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

K

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Refugee

“That’s great Mr. Miyagi! Refugee from where?”

“Fresno!”

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo just had 92 mph down the middle blown by him. :(

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He sucks

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bout time he started playing the Giant way.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going to swing at everything, hit something.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

!!

yess

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask

and ye shall receive

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

base hit, and boy did he need that one

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take it

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO

PANDAMONIUM

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by GiantBrass on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Kung Fu Panda!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FAT ICHIRO

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo!

Meet my boy, the poster child for -Strkied- steroids railroading, Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PLUS

Bengie can’t hit into a double play here.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d find a way.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Aurilia could.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WILL BREAK PABLO OUT OF HIS SLUMP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No honey.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So certainly no Maria Bartoromo then.

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by groug on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

like our government or is this too political?

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is with Dodgers fans and booing at everything?

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They suck at life.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They hate everything

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by GiantBrass on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you if you lived down there?

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t actually booing. That’s the only word they know.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're not booing

They’re “Stoltz-ing”

and are bad at pronunciation.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’m sure English is a second language for most of them.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don’t understand baseball. i mean, they show up in the 3rd inning and leave in the 7th

by bestincal on Apr 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They started coming early?

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re soulless ghosts and they’re trying to spook us.

by satyricrash on Apr 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard a rumor

the Giants scored 10 runs in one game this year. True?

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, Pablo hits! Then Bengie ends the inning. This is why they should not be 3-4.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Minor league stuff

Man Augusta is bad. They lost again tonight and as a team they’re hitting .207/.260/.514. Worst SLG and OBP, and second worst BA in the SAL.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

blame the new policy of pushing everyone to Hi A

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harbinger of bad news.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Nice curve/slider/whatever-that-was.

by non sequitur on Apr 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like a cutting splitter of some kind. Weird.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKito

That one was dedicated to wilriv.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that the name of his seahorse?

by paboperfecto on Apr 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, was Zito just….nasty?

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller thinks Zito is pitching “well” tonight.

Confirm/Deny

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

right now… I say he’s looking pretty good (knock wood)

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the leadoff homerun I think I would agree with this.

by paboperfecto on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

=/

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by GiantBrass on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

define “well”

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something with water in it, that dumb children often fall into.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three runs is a plus for a Zito start.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was just getting the bad innings out of the way.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be worse.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s found his curve this inning.

by non sequitur on Apr 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Zito’s curve, looks good. Just then at least.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

3 up, 3 down? Wackiness!

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

weird wild stuff

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

good inning by Zito

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap

1-2-3 inning?

Bring back Shinjo!

by Moemar on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good inning for Zeets. Too bad the offense still has to score 3 runs

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

3 run HR by Rowand!

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Kruk just belch?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

must of been drinking

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe hitting 88 mph...

took him back in time to 2002

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be ok with this, his curve was like a fucking cartoon during this time.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is just stepping in here.

Considering the entertainment i am getting and how I am getting it i would have been better served scoring a couple of novice whores and a week’s worth of crystal meth.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I live in San Bernardino County

so imagine how easy that is for me.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

eew

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bakers, FTW

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Miller talk about Zito adding a splitter in his first start, and he seems to have thrown another splitter type pitch…

So did he add a splitter?

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s a beautiful thing when his curve is on

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito with a quick inning

It is a sign. There is still a chance. Next we need a hit. Am I being to hopeful?

by Giant_in_la_area on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We need several hits.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aflaci

Can you name the four pitchers who recorded over 120 complete games in the 1960s?

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

John, Paul, George and Ringo.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ringo only threw one though.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gibson
Koufax
Marichal
Spahn?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rule in our house, any aflac question involving pitchers… always answer Marichal.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the USC trivia question earlier in the week. They asked who are the three USC alums to have won the Cy Young Award? I said Zito, Randy Johnson, and Tom Seaver.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

er, uh...

Seaver
Feller
Gibson
Koufax

I could be decades off on some of those pitchers but whatever.

by non sequitur on Apr 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. If asked on the Giants side I guess Marichal has to be one of them.

by non sequitur on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Seaver too but he started his career in 1966.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I think Feller was already done before 1960.

by non sequitur on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just looked up Spahn and saw he ended his career in the 60s. Ah well.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drysdale’s gotta be one of em.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please let us know the answer.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Fred’s hurt I swear to god I’m setting Eric Stultz on fire.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it anyway

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

brb loading flamethrower into the car

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to wear it like a man FLEW

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO! NO GIDP NOW!

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It can happen

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie will find a way.

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by groug on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s still a chance of a double play. Line out, tag base.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not off Aurilia’s bat.

by paboperfecto on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they do, is it Yakety Sax material?

by '83 Fleer on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bump Yakety Sax with my windows down

and try and pick up women.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really laughing out loud. Thx.

by '83 Fleer on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn...

I just thought about how funny it might be to actually do this tomorrow.

I need to find a copy of it.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WP - Still no outs, no DP situation

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t underestimate Rich Aurillia.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any time there are runners on base, it’s a DP situation for the Giants.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, Rich Aurilia, Avg: 1/8
they didn’t want to put the number on screen?

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie with the knock

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I’m thinking maybe we can score 3 times on this bum.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You do know who he is pitching to, right?

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minor league talent?

Without killing anyone
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by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

real bunt!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha, attempted Bunt

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

real bunt! still fails

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The rarely seen non-fake bunt!

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by groug on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Retire please Richie.

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by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it was a productive AB.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

good hitting Aurilia

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Rich got the job done

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m torn, I want the Giants to score, but I don’t want Aurilia to be responsible and have Bochy thinking Aurilia needs to play more.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That woulda been a DP had Fred still been on first.

Just sayin’

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

for crying out loud

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not a productive at bat

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Waste

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s not the sort of thing we would do.

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by groug on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand just needs to relax and have soem fun

by '83 Fleer on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The gamery gamerism

doesn’t allow it.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets gotta help himself.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB

Afraid of the RBI infield single.

by non sequitur on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Help yourself out, Barry.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

And it’s all up to Barry!

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

someone should make a gif of errant screaming fuck at the bat rack

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand gritted that helmet cubby so nasty with that “FUCK”

by thebighead on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

did dodger fans just boo zito? isn’t that our job?

by bestincal on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I think those were Giants fans booing

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger fans booing the power and sheer intimidation of Barry Zito.

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Make ’em pay Barry.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit it almost as hard as Burriss’ bunt.

by paboperfecto on Apr 16, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll IBB Barry to load the bases. Or…they should ,anyway.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh guys...

We want the OTHER Barry batting.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

At least take a pitch, you doofus.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO BEING GALLARDO?

by thebighead on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh…

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it too much to ask for him to tear a hamstring swinging the bat?

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by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s all try to donate money to get him to focus on his music career

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bernabe is a much better baseball player and musician

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can make a sex tape with Miley Cyrus.

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by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH LORD THE MENTAL IMAGES

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t be any worse than watching the R Kelly tape.

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by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait till you get a load of Miley telling him to “Barry it!”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing like turning MCC into 4chan.

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by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go take a nap.

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by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will burn this place down before I let that happen.

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by groug on Apr 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he did this, he would go to jail and we wouldn’t have to pay him

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t that move backfire for other teams too?

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Aflac answer

Marichal
Gibson
Dysdale
Koufax

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

197 for Marichal.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Two Dodgers?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that Koufax was done by 1966

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was that ridiculous.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

another K?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT, STFD BLAKE!

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

omg yes

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Did something just click on in Zito’s head?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll almost accept the loss, if we can walk away with a good feeling about BZ

by NJsOnly! SFG_Fan on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it wrong that agree with Krukow right now?

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm still waiting...

for Zito to throw that 97 mph change-up.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I would hate Zito if I was $ too.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PITCHING?

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by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, PITCHER PERSON!!

by MonkeyChow on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

4?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Help a n00b

who is this second dude?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korean pop sensation K

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Lee Jones from “The Fugitive.”

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Korean guy is K, a Korean pop star

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he just a novelty?

or will my Korean friend who listens to K-pop know who he is?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

From wikipedia:

After the failure of his first album in Korea in 2004, K crossed over to Japan. His first Japanese album, Beyond the Sea, has achieved a sales of over 300,000 copies.

by paboperfecto on Apr 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s working in Japan now.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wikipedia link makes it seem like he’s more of a sensation in Japan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is insanity.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STILTS OR STULTS OR GUY

by scout6 on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bizarro Zito!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only reasonable explanation.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus..0-2 already

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Before tonight’s game, Zito was 3-1 with a 2.73 ERA career at Dodger Stadium. No wonder why he loves it.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DOGS and CATS LIVING TOGETHER

"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"

by The Gene Hackman on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

the hell?

who is this pitching?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner, I think.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito Realizes...

….he can’t rely on his defense, so he’ll just have to do it all himself.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

...Sandoval excepted.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone catching the sheer surprise in Robinson’s voice at Zito’s pitching?

by '83 Fleer on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions