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Around SBN: Roy Nelson Willing to Pay for His Next Opponent's Drug Test

Open San Jose Giants Thread!

Again, it's on Comcast Hometown, which is channel 104 for some of you.

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I think the chance coincidence

of a Bumgardner and Zito start may be the single greatest occurrence of the 2009 Giants season to date :-(

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 16, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t we have Jon and Flemm call the San Jose game and the SJ guy call the Giants game? :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

do we know the lineup?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on Apr 16, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I am pretty sure no lefties are starting. Bochy rules.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy just said lefties do better against him.

by out machine on Apr 16, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh. Wrong thread. Sorry. Someone delete me.

by out machine on Apr 16, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

1B – Not Aurilia
SS – Not Aurilia
3B – Not Aurilia
C – Not Aurilia
RF – Not Aurila
LF – Not Aurilia
2B – Not Aurilia
CF – Not Aurilia

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy looked at the splits?

by out machine on Apr 16, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Os this the Giants vs LA thread combined with Little Giants?

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO! I get to watch a real team! Suck it, people without Comcast.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm. I can’t watch the start of the game on tv, so I was going to pop on MILB.com audio – but the San Jose Giants don’t seem to be on their list when you follow the link for audio.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, found a link for Stockton’s broadcast.

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner thread?

I did orzo stuffed bell peppers and marinated ahi tuna steaks. I’m obsessed with bell peppers right now. I want to grow my own hybrids in ivory, lilac, and chocolate sweet peppers. We’re going to start a garden in the backyard and do the peppers, tomatoes, and some zucchini.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Annie’s Udon Noodle Soup

YEAHHHH

I’m intrigued by the hybrid peppers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Here’s the website that has the hybrid seeds: http://www.tomatogrowers.com/sweet2.htm We’re going to get the plants that are already started from OSH so we can have some quickly while these guys come in. When I get the seeds, it takes up to three months for them to come in.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you choose your location carefully and take good care of them you can have peppers and tomatoes all winter long. I just pulled out a cherry tomato plant that finally croaked after 2 years of yummy ’matoes. The serano chili plant is going on 3 years now, and the bell pepper is 2. We cover them in extreme heat and cold.

We also have mint, oregano, lavendar, rosemary, and marjoram growing, tho I’m not sure what exactly marjoram is good for.

This year I’m trying to grow cucumbers and sno-peas again, they’ve been epic fail the past few years.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet your backyard smells amazing. We pulled some mint off the plant out back and the whole kitchen smelled delicious just from the handful of mint.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best kitchen smell = duck cooking

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the truth

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve got this dinky little patio ~8 ft x 12ft and we let the cat go outside. One of her favorite things to fall into – she’s a klutz – is the rosemary bush. She tries to play it off, like cats do … but you can smell it on her for a week, luckily it smells good.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on where you are in the bay. east of the tunnel, you can only grow them indoors after the first freeze, and until sometime in feb usually. east of the tunnel (and most of the more maritime parts of the bay), you’ll need to locate them in an area where they can get a ton of sun, since both require a lot of heat to produce fruit well. It is usually difficult to get prime fruit in the winter, even if you have a great location in an area that doesn’t freeze.

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by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

depending on where you are, it might be too late for snow peas (they hate heat, and are usually a late summer/early fall sowing plant).

I have no idea why you’re having a hard time with cucumbers……did you direct sow, and if so did they sprout?

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The snow peas I tried growing from seed in the shade, they suffered from failure to thrive. Last year I did the cukes from seeds, this year I used seedlings. So far they haven’t croaked.

We have some funky soil in the back yard. It was absolutely dead when we moved in here 4 years ago. Now at least there are signs of things like worms and “roly-polies.” It’s still difficult to get things to grow, even some stuff that usually grows like crazy, like marigolds. Tomatoes and spider plants grow well in the soil, but most of my herbs are in pots/planters.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the shade’ll do that to the snow peas. If you can, try to grow them somewhere with full morning sun, but afternoon shade. The cucumbers should do fine. They were likely either shaded out, or the ground was too wet and they rotted, last year.

To save water, and improve your soil, try to pick up some construction hay(the cheapest) and use it as a mulch. The earthworms will get it over time.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that sounds so good. I’m making fettucine with gorgonzola and artichokes.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The artichokes being a side dish, mind you, and the gorgonzola being part of the fettucine dish.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you like the recipe? It’s really good. Could use more garlic, though.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

orzo stuffed peppers

    * 1 28-ounce can of Italian whole tomatoes
    * 2 medium zucchini
    * 1/2 cup chopped fresh mint leaves
    * 1/2 cup fresh grated Pecorino Romano cheese, plus more for garnish
    * 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
    * 3 garlic cloves, minced
    * 1 tsp salt
    * 1 tsp freshly ground black pepper
    * 4 cups low-sodium chicken broth
    * 1 1/2 cup orzo
    * 6 large sweet bell peppers (red and yellow ones) cut off the tops and devein them and if necessary cut a sliver off the bottoms so they will stand up
    * 1/4 cup chopped fresh basil for garnish
    * OPTIONAL: Add in some sausage meat, cooked, to the orzo mixture

Directions

   1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees
   2. Pour the tomatoes and their juices into a large bowl and break them up with your fingers or a spoon.
   3. Add the grated zucchini, mint, cheese, olive oil, salt, and pepper and stir to combine.
   4. Meanwhile, bring the broth to a boil in a saucepan.
   5. When it boils add the orzo and cook 4 minutes only to be partially cooked.
   6. Drain the orzo through a sieve and bowl and save the broth.
   7. Mix the orzo into the bowl with the mixed up vegetables.
   8. Pour the reserved broth into a 3 quart baking dish.
   9. Fill each pepper with the zucchini orzo mix and place in the dish with the broth.
  10. Cover the dish with foil when all are prepared and place in the oven for 45 minutes
  11. After 45 minutes of baking remove the foil and sprinkle extra cheese atop the peppers and bake another fifteen minutes.
  12. When done garnish with cut up basil.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it has orzo too! I’ve got tons and tons of that in the cupboard.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The presentation is amazing.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The sound on this channel is the suck.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

the production budget is like $17.68.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Directv >>>>>>> Comcast

but damn I wish I could watch this game

by superk1ng on Apr 16, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Patience, Grasshopper

the kid will be up by next season

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This anthem is really not good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Common Fun Fact

Both Giants and Little Giants have their catcher as the cleanup hitter

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The whole team introduction again?

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

front page of MiLB.com

♥____♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

who are these fellas

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The future

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coupla chicks named Geraldine and Maddy.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

so very shiny

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WIN

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Manny being Manny!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny!

lineup shaken, not stirred.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

damn. wrong thread

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, the inherent problem of 2 open threads

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep us updated for those who cannot watch this

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

On milb.com Stockton Ports audio, during commercial breaks

Dead air, punctuated with the staticky sound of the announcer talking to his producer.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

better than the sound quality on comcast

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

quality should be in quotes

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

3..2..1…and you are on.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbershop Quartet!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If I follow this thread will things be better?

In other minor league news, break up the Defenders. They won again today and are now 5-3. EME had an RBI.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT EVERYONE HITS .000 IN DODD.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SUCK, MAYOR OF STOCKTON!

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing against her, but I take this rivalry seriously.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOCKTON COOKING SHERRY!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a gameday link for this game?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks, wil

<3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

1 umpire for all 3 bases?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

and OF

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder what the blown call/game rate is

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I recall, the folks who were at the game yesterday thought they blew a couple of SB calls.

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter

Everyone gets a trophy. No losers. They don’t even keep score! It’s like a liberal little league!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZitLOL

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Flipped back to the Giants game. 1-0. Done for the night.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not only am I not watching that, I may even close the gameday window. Ugh.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to stick around here. These 2012 Giants are pretty okay

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt bad for unnamed Bakersfield pitcher last night

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

inquiry

Does Angel really pronounce his first name Gringo-style? That’s how the San Jose announcers said it last broadcast, and also how the Stockton announcer said it just now.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The SJ PA guy was saying Angel (like Joe Angel) and not An-hell.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If so, all the more fail from Amy G. when, last year, she called him An-hell Vill-uh-lone-uh.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d still put money on it being An-hell.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Spanish name mispronunciation story

I was watching a Mets broadcast when Vinny Castilla was playing for the other team. Castilla had been in the league for YEARS at this point, but one announcer called him “Castillo” and the other pronounced it “Cast-uh-lee-uh.”

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

unforgivable.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a Fail Beard

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I met his host family last night. I thought it was cute Darren was carrying around their baby in the field before the game

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He heard Lasorda was in town and didn’t want his baby to be eaten.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steal a base, steal a baby.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome graphics

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ford Fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure that was a nice play.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. This thread has a much better fragrance.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks I wore deodorant.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

deodorant is nice. I prefer Michael Jordan cologne.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Derek Jeter adidas

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Pleasanton!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That he’s from Pleasanton should’ve been a hint he’s not black.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

We had 6 black people in our high school!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya

There were four black people in my high school graduating class.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That many?

/minnesota

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

can’t hit the curveball

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

strikeout by the Italian

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Stockton pitcher waits tables at Olive Garden. They call him “Hosp-Italiano”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford strikes out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT!

ARGH!

/little league-like fight in the stands

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Noonan. just noticed.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw Noonan hit a grand slam in Spring Training. That was the best day.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAN JOSE GIANTS SUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, come on, ump.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So not a swing. Darren Ford of home plate umps.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

not even close to a swing..

by Tchli on Apr 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he tipped it

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first Madison experience!

Do I look okay?

I new I should have worn the other sweater.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He thinks you’re fat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he won’t mind the reindeers

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

saving the “K” for Bumgarner?

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was a bad call.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

now

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just starting.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stockton announcer calls him “Bombgarner.”

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

K

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEOUGH

YEAHHHH BUMGARNER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down, whoever you are!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kadison

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BumKarner?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD, Port!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitter: Was that a strike, ump?

Uh, no.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ANGEL DEFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I told ya guys! You guys didn’t believe me!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANGEL IS AWESOME

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Prarie View A&M University. Sophisticated and urbane!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

AnVil!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m already convinced. Bumgarner for Zito. Do it, Gints Brass

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Angel needs to work on that lid, though.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HE’S A BUM

GARNER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Bumgarner was supposed to have great control. Pfft.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than Zito

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was drinking some of that “Stockton Port” before the game

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME GRANT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

xanthan would hate Stockton's announcer

He just said “ribbies.”

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Are these Stockton announcers or San Jose announcers?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The ones I’m listening to are SJ announcers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUh. I couldn’t find a link for them on milb.com.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wil linked to them above

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I’ll be able to turn on the tv in a minute anyway.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

Break for the SF Giants, what is the score in this game?

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

2 out, 1st and 2nd you mean

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

and another walk. :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Two outs, bases loaded.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This sounds familiar

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Bummy!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MADBUM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch count for MadBum?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred... =(

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So, people with tv, any thoughts on his stuff?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

No swing through stuff

He’s off tonight

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he locates his fastball, these hitters swing ten seconds late.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the Stockton feed, there’s somebody shouting in the background, and people were booing. Wonder what’s going on!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

run_dingerz.exe

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Gerald!!!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So, how are things going in here?

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER POSEYYYYYY!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

opposite field double that just missed going out by a few feet. ♥Posey♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONSTER!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-3 feet higher and a homer. Oppo, too.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

it had that good sound, too. loud contact.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, I’m starting to think that Posey might be pretty good.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

no power.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eight-to-ten home run guy.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-10 home run guy

IN THE FIRST WEEK OF THE SEASON.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

His ceiling is as a glorified Jason Kendall.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was surprised by how reasonable I was in our draft-day thread. A lot of folks were freaking out beause OMG SMOAK, but all I said was something like, “Oh well, I wanted Smoak, but I won’t pretend to know more than the Giants’ scouts.”

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a fan. I’m rarely right, so I’m going to hold on to that one for a while.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also called the selection of Crawford as I recall.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, it’s a good thing I wasn’t commenting in 2007. I majorly freaked out over the Giants taking two high school pitchers in the first round, but only my wife heard it, and my yells of anguish weren’t record for perpetuity.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Kieschnick and Crawford were top-30 talents before the season. I love chances like that.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I wasn’t around for that draft because I think I would have embarrassed myself even more than I did the previous year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a shoop.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It went poof

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name is Gary. We don’t need another lawsuit.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

delicious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

KIESCHNICK GAMER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ANGEL WITH THE BASES LOADED!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

AnVil up with the sacks full!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

run_AnVil_dingerz.exe

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Real men don't eat Kiesch

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

flash the sign, Skeels

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

AnVil trying to kill fans.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WILD PITCH

POSEY SCORES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

that was really exciting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

most exciting wild pitch ever

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The radio guy started practically screaming

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your capitalization gave it away.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

cannot believe the kid is only 18

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is really 37 and his real name is Aardvard Ringwalder.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s from Wisconsin.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

heard it was Ignacio Crumpwater

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ambort, Retry, Fail?

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ambortion on demand

delorean coined that one.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

rbi

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

AnVil Sac Fly!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

he hung in there on those curveballs, too.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

My boy w/ the productive out! it sounded better than it looked.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I see what y’all were saying about Neal’s swing being long.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I love these double flap helmets

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked safe to me.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Vlad looked safe.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I just checked the score in the big league game. That was a bad idea. :(

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Get away while you still can.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP TRYING TO KILL OUR PROSPECT YOU S.O.B.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Port tried to tomahawk MadBum!!!! EVIL PORT

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

50k bounty on that guys head

by Tchli on Apr 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

K

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, YOU NAMELESS GUY THAT WILL BE PUMPING GAS NEXT MONTH!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey PB

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We interrupt this San Jose Giants thread for a breaking news update

Pablo Sandoval got a hit.
We now return you to your regular scheduled game thread.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This is news. And it is intriguing

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoohoo!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

“A lot of foul balls end up in the parking lot, and that’s a great feature of this ballpark”

I see…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

broken windshields

“feature”

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno

Steve Hammond has six strikeouts. Grizzlies trail 2-1 in 4th.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s going on? :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

No idea

the radio guy isn’t making any sense

by superk1ng on Apr 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pop up to Anvil

3 outs

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks v Ducks scoreless after 1 period.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk burped!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum

has a very odd delivery

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He brings his arm back in a weird fashion. Like he is lobbing a grenade.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum

has a very odd awesome delivery

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question:

How does Posey look defensively? Is he calling a good game? Will Sharkie be happy that there are more breaking pitches?

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He really hasn’t thrown many breaking pitches. The Sharkster will not be pleased.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald BB

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey BB..Call him up!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

but not to catch everyday

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY IS JOHNNY BENCH COMBINED WITH MIKE PIAZZA, CARLTON FISK AND IVAN RODRIGUEZ. WITH A SIDE OF JOSH GIBSON.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

is that you, Scott?

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The grit of a Mike Matheny, too.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s so good, he could make Richard Justice forget Brad Ausmus.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say

Dick Justice is one of the best names I’ve ever read.

Although, the article about gay couples fighting for marriage that featured a gay man named Dick Hunter is probably the greatest achievement in human history.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITH A DASH OF JACKS WILLIAMS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wished he was the defensive catcher Jacks has become

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 top 3rd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

si

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ambort’s 55. Hmmm. . .

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks much younger than that.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sammy Hagar’s least favorite player.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in

2002 Zito is dealing

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not going to fall for any of your tricks.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dealing = not sucking as bad as he usually does

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 in a row retired

with 4 k’s

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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick inning for the Mad Bum

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

where would the Giants be without Manny Burriss

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

With Kevin Frandsen

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angel rakes a curve for a single.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Good adjustment

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Also, his fatness is greatly exaggerated.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval RBI double

if anyone’s not following both threads

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by Viliphied on Apr 16, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

finally. radio on the game. thread is all i got for the sj game… sharks on tv
fuck comcast.

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by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

after an opposite field single by Burriss. Burriss flew around bases to score

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SJ GIDP

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Big V the youngest kid in the Cal League?

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he is….by a lot.

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by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t he the youngest guy in the Sally League last year, too?

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiche stole that fly ball from Ford

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, YOU MINOR LEAGUE GUY THAT WILL BE INSTALLING ALUMINUM SIDING IN THE SUMMER!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooner would have had that

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This channel has like four ads.

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m terrified what might happen if I don’t watch Inside City Limits. Maybe I’ll sit next to the overacting failbeard.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Analysis

any observations after watching the kids?

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

posey=monster

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to love these kids.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’v only been paying attention to Mad Bum and Angel.

Mad Bum needs to work on his offspeed stuff.
Angel is better than advertised.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really impressed with Angel’s swing.

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

think how scary he’ll be if and when he learns how to work a count.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If all these guys pan out, the Giants will have a MONSTER team by 2011 or 2012 or so.

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit…even if half of them do, they will. (as long as villalona, posey and madbum are in that half)

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m feeling a lot more confident about Villalona now that I’ve seen him hit a few times.

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i got to see him at augusta, so i never had the worries others did. Kid looked good there, too.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe next season Big V will breakout and be mentioned in the same sentence of Miggy Cabrera

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is a true American hero.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno

RBI-double by Timpner, followed by a 2-run triple by Whiteside, followed by an RBI bunt single by Frandsen, all in the 5th. Grizzlies up 5-2

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside needs a double for the cycle.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darren Ford is considerably less impressive than the rest of the lineup.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Durham would look pretty sweet in Buriss’s place in the lineup, too.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants could have him back right now if they wanted to.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll trade Darren Ford, and that’s my final offer.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not understand why he is leading off

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speedy center fielder = automatic lead-off guy!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The Stockton pitcher has been pitching pretty damn well.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i’d feel sort of bad for him if he got pummeled by the sj lineup again. afterall, that lineup is sort of unfair:)

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfair to them seems fair to me. It’s all a matter of proper perspective.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wade Boggs seems a rather optimistic comparison.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Gillaspie. According to Skeels, apparently.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to go ahead and go with that. Skeels has never steered me wrong before.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe that’s the ceiling of his ceiling of his ceiling?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he puts his mind to it, he might be able to match Boggs in adultery and chicken-eating if nothing else.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cross-country beer-drinking?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

When that ball came out of Gillaspie’s hand, it looked like he’d airmailed it. But obviously not. Maybe it was just the camera angle.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He did sling that one. Kinda funky.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the real Giants are losing again, but Sandoval has a single and a double! So that’s good, at least.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

K

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, YOU MINOR LEAGUE GUY WHO WILL BE RESHINGLING MY ROOF

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

No, seriously, Lars’s roof is all screwed up.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness the rain is almost done. I can get rid of all the buckets collecting water.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the first high school I attended, there was a section of the school library’s roof that was just missing. Their solution was to put a kiddie pool under it.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never know Sandra Bernhart was one of my favorite stars until I saw that commercial.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner’s fastball — his only pitch — sure had a lot of downward bite on that last pitch.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MADISON BUMGARNER HAS NO SECONDARY PITCHES.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE BAT!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If Posey were in the majors, that bat would have hit Juan Uribe. That’s how good Posey is.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

All my dreams can come true!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Posey

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA POSEY

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ambort is a name for a cyborg.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 16, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a shame that quiche can be so delicious.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not such a great swing.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ASPARAGUS RACE!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think racing food has jumped the shark.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure why that sounds delicious, but it does. On, like, three different levels.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zooperstars > asparagus race

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sign of an excellent pitcher is even on his “off night” he is pitching well enough to get his team a win

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BUMGARNER DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WIN.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you are not watching the big Giants, you ain’t missing anything.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re never going to win again.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, they play the Nationals in what? May? That’s only 3 weeks away…

by Merope on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nationals have won more games this week than the Giants. :(

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned that off after the Burriss fail in the 1st inning.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope his neck is broken.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, fuck you Conte.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even close to the right thread.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you may have the wrong thread.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this reliever, by the way? I wasn’t paying attention at the beginning of the inning and missed his name.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Garrett Broshuis

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game update, please

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broshuis relieved Mad Bum in the 6th.

2-1 Giants, Top 7.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a drag. Broshius’s blog indicated that he would have been bummed to go back to Connecticut. Ooof.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still 2-1, top of the 7th. 2 outs

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 GIDP for Neal

The new Aurillia!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

my boy is ready for the big club!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s some sharp Whit.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. I wish I could watch this game.

by SFGuy on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump has no concept of the check swing.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

thus Stockton and not SF

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s jarring. He doesn’t even wait for the appeal; he calls it himself, and it isn’t even close.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he’s awful. Like really, really awful. I’m not sure what I was expecting out of a AA ump though.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about an A ump?

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You use “an” when the next word’s a vowel. Jeez.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, whatever.

Jerk.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know I’m just playin, baby.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gordon is devestating.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Random guess: Craig Whitaker has a really good season or two for an MLB club that isn’t the Giants. Maybe in 2019 or something.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

how does he look tonight? Has he been above A ball yet?

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. His fastball had movement, and his slider had bite. I wasn’t expecting much, so I was surprised. Maybe this reliever thing suits him.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he had a cup of tea in AA in 07. He’s got good stuff (he was a sandwich pick, afterall). Hopefully the relieving works out for him.

Why is Broshuis back in A ball as a reliever? He had a good year at AA last year as a starter…

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet another player who made a pass at Sabean’s daughter, it seems. Along with Denker, Frandsen, Holm…

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like Sabean married up

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun conversations walking the dog at night

Random guy: That’s a good-sized dog you got there.
Me: Uh, thank you. (turning around to look at him)
Random guy: You’re a San Francisco Giants fan! I like them too.
Me: Not so much this past week.
Random guy: Barry Bonds, home run hitter! (makes swinging motion, right-handed)
(Light turns green)
Me: Well, bye. (hurries off)

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He must follow the Giants closely.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AnVill!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That kid has some power, boy.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Big V

this kid along with Posey and Sandoval and a couple of arms

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What did VIllalona do?

Is there a link to GameDay somewhere?

by E30Alex on Apr 16, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Homer to left

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i turned the radio and gameday off a while back.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking a mental health day from the real Giants. Fortunately, it coincided with this game being on.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then Aurilia grounded into a double play

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Rowand

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 16, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Stockton Ports are worse than the SF Giants AND the Washington Nationals.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s pretty bad.

by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

impossible.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the SF Giants wouldn’t score off Stockton’s first two pitchers.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they couldn’t score off of Oil Can Boyd.

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by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They couldn't hit off of Oil Can.

As in an actual can of oil, with the ball put on a tee.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 16, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If big v keeps hitting like this, should they keep him in SJ for the whole year, or bring him up to AA with alderson and posey (if posey isn’t getting the aaa treatment as some suspect)?

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d keep him in San Jose all year.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

so San Jose all year, and then if he starts well at AA next year, a call up soon after?

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is very young. let him continue to develop.

by wilriv21 on Apr 16, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least keep him in SJ until he draws a walk

by E30Alex on Apr 16, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent point

Angel Villalona hasn’t shown much plate discipline yet. If he improves his plate discipline, he’ll hit (even) better, which will lead to his being pitched to more carefully, which will lead to his drawing some walks.

Angel is my favorite position player on the SJ Giants, but several of his hits this season have been bloops, and his homer last night was somewhat wind-aided.

by sharksrog on Apr 17, 2009 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

the promotion from aa the year after high a is the cabrera track, i do believe…. No rush, of course. But if he’s hitting…

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, no. big v is at high a a year a head of cabrera, age wise.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 16, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely keep him in SJ the whole year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 16, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Anyway, Deja Q, Tapestry, and Q-Who were much better episodes than Encounter at Farpoint)

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never not laughed at one of those. I like the one where the “previously on” was all explosions and the episode was Picard twiddling his thumbs.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I’m watching the one where Data paints. Awesome.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?

those are hilarious!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Witty banter

“A former Matador from Cal State Northridge.”
“Oh, I thought you meant literally!”

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I just remembered I’m a former Matador too, but from high school. You can tell how much I cared.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young Edwin looks pretty damn good.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 16, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d take him over Hinshaw.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 16, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels nice to watch a team win.

Stupid SF Giants and Sharks.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 16, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm reaching my breaking point

I don’t get to watch the Warriors lose for another 6 months, the Sharks are not gonna get past the 2nd round, and we know about the Giants. I blame this all on Bochy. SIGH

by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 16, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot our wonderful Bay Area Football teams…

I’m going to go cry now.

by Merope on Apr 16, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

April 25th

Niners with the tenth overall pick.

Yeah, they have two grocery store baggers for quarterbacks, but at least one of them has shown how to manage a game.

No, not the first #1 Overall Pick in team history.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 16, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky
  1. overall picks have been quite lucky for San Francisco lately.

by sharksrog on Apr 16, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to say

I meant to say that #10 overall picks have been lucky for SF lately.

by sharksrog on Apr 17, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith will be good

BOLD PREDICTION. He will be.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great day at the park watching the baby Giants

My Giants kicked butt last night
I hear your Giants suck kumquats
I will have pics and 8 × 10 color glossy photos to post this evening after work

by merkin on Apr 17, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

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