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Wow.

Photo wins.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was Bruce Bochy for a second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That isn't?

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the arm hair is terrifying

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Thanks for ruining my night.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me of Robin Williams.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great game Cain

too bad the rest of the team sucks. Enjoy your loss.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not a loss yet

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is Cain still in this game?

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nevermind

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

try to get the win?

save the bullpen?
ummmmmm

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

re

He clearly didn’t have it and the bullpen should be rested. I think this is a common Bochy problem with starters – he lets them run a little long.

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matty

FINISH HIM

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HMMMM lets try and get a run or 2

by ACgiant97 on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HMMMM lets try and get a run hit or 2
fixed!

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

phew

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY MEL OTT THREAD

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/throws in copenhagen

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/throws in RALLY Copenhagen

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

115 pitches second start of the year

grrrrrgh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOUR BOY IS BECOMING A MAN

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

111, if you take away the intentional walk

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

must be the new math

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would you do that? Did they get fired out of the pitching machine and not by Cain?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re not usually full effort pitches.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could say that about a number of his pitches tonight.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon that’s Matt Cain, not Jonathan Sanchez.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hits, walks, hit by pitch

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Renteria time!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY MILLARD FILLMORE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that should do it

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not working!


Rally Secretary of the Interior!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Franklin Pierce

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. That didn’t work at all. What happened to my pic?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gammons was the President?

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alderson gave up 10 hits in 4.1 innings today

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Owch, he started out so well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shush, you

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got a lot of run support though

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He had to repeat the level cuz he sux.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bakersfield has a TON of hits these past 2 games

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Giants

Don’t make me switch to Lost.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAT LA!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EDGAR

COME ON KID old man!

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAT LA BEAT LA BEAT LA

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol @ sideline reporter “line drive that hit Martinez wasn’t intentional”

Good call.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard that too – was sure I must have misheard it. Guess not. Dork.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No sheet, Sherlock.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just dropped by to say, I’m glad at least the starter didn’t get rocked.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, oldjacket’s here!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where have you been? Randy has an un-classy ofer going today.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in class, and now I’ve got to finish an assignment.

I see the thirteen K’s for Kershaw. I’m guessing our stellar plate discipline is turning his wildness into an asset.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still wondering how this new gameday works

Apparently a 4-seam and fastball are two different pitches.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2-3-4

time for runs. Wow this kid is good

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oH, Edgar

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Call up Bocock.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Fred.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie is our only hope

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hat Trick FLew

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK EVERYTHING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh geez

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That looked high and outside.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it did look up

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE’VE GOT TO CAIN-IFY KERSHAW.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least it was a loss to Zombie Cy Young

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strike zone broadening out

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaahha

we have to use our “hit of the game” already since we dont have a choice

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ONE HITTER ONE HITTER
ONE HITTER ONE HITTER
ONE HITTER ONE HITTER
ONE HITTER ONE HITTER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol that was a strike

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY IBN BATTUTA'S TRAVELS

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ump cannot see a curve

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on big money

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Got lucky with curve

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this sucks

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate this shit

by lehmsbobby on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sad

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus. We fucking suck.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking God damn it.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

GREAT performance

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/switches to Lost

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m committed to not watching it until tomorrow.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that’s 24 Ks between their two starters in this series so far

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Billingsley + Kershaw vs Lincecum + Cain for seasons to come

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is comical

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Its a tragicomedy

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is sad

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gah

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Drinkability sucks

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, it’s bed-time. I’m tired of fail.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh. Kershaw.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Aurilia did draw a walk

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that one time

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck GBA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

105 pitches

does he come back out?

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

The Dodgers, sadly, aren’t that stupid.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is toast

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how far kershaw goes in this game.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We got suckz

I hope that was Kershaw’s last inning.

Or is that just our offense?

by lincecumania on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’’ll get going once the Dodgers bring in Jeff Suppan.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is their Lincecum to be

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This must be how it feels when other teams face Tim Lincecum.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

Cuz only we get to see this, Everyone gets to see Timmy.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMFG

I HATE THIS F-ING COMMERCIAL
GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL NIGHT

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is this off-key bitch ruining God Bless America?

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hard to ruin a song that already sucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I see your name

I start singing it to the tune of Take On Me.

Does that make me a bad person?

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, I find your ideas intriguing and i would like to subscribe to your news letter.

like Jaaaay Poooooone Reeeeeeee?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

interesting

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How sad is it that when pitchers do well against us, i think it’s a credit to our suckitude and not their talent?

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw really is a great pitcher. But I’m pretty sure like at least half of that is the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random thought

FREE NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who?

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean Dan Ortmeier?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quien?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

omgwtf

srsly? 13 fucking strikeouts?

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey

On the bright side, our walking drought is over. 1 walk!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey guys

i dont understand wtf can the team not hit, KERSHAW HAS 2 DAMN PITCHES

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but one is the fastball down the middle.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kryptonite for Giants hitters

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KERSHAW HAS 2 DAMN GOODPITCHES

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im not saying there bad

but there predictable, nevertheless after seeing him three times it should be a little better

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posey

Unintentional-Intentional walk. 4 inside balls. SJ announcer:“The last one nearly hit him. Posey glares at the pitcher for a couple seconds and trots to first”

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt got Cained.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just curious

what’s the record for most strikeouts for a dodger pitcher against the Giants?

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL. Just curious.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "God Bless America"

SLICE ’EM, ARAB DOGS!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Im scared now

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE SONG IS A CONSPIRACY!

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Want another one?

I MASSACRED GLOBE

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE SONG IS A DOUBLE CONSPIRACY!

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Care to go for triple?

I’M A GROSS DEBACLE

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS SONG MUST BE DESTROYED

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’M MAILING TEA BAGS TO IRVING BERLIN

by satyricrash on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haz an angry

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard Jon say “And Matt Cain is (pregnant pause)” and I thought for a second Bochy sent him back out there

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jackie Robinson day includes Jackie Robinson night

fyi

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I just tuned in to find Cain pitched a good game but got very little run support. You can imagine how surprised I am.

by neurofarm on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

inorite

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers fans sure are angry

They are up 2-1, their team is better and they’re angry?

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im from the east coast

and have some package for giants baseball, am i the only one stuck with Vin Scully he is an idiot

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He must be thinking of Randy Wynn

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question

I keep seeing this RE: winn, what does it mean?

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

go look for the fanpost titled “Burriss Gotta Go”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

109!

Thanks guys

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

hilarious

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am listening to him as well. He is actually the one thing about the Doyers I don’t hate.

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s been doing this for 60 years. You have to respect him.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I too like him

Did you know that Rich Aurilia grew up in New York and was a stagehand for a theatre??? If you don’t, he’ll tell you every game he ever announced. But yeah, Vin is for lovers.

Saving countless runs with my defense.

by Sam Miller OCR on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Matt Cain has the only two good starts for the Giants this year.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade him

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HERE PRINCE FIELDERR IS AVALABLE

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh.. what?

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a reference to persistent “Cain for Fielder” trade speculation over the offseason and during the 2008 season.

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If Cain gets a loss for this game

there is no justice in the universe

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spoiler alert

The universe is going sans justice tonight.

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Further spoiler alert

Not just tonight. There really IS no justice in the universe.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt’s got a nice curve.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His father taught him well

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Damn, affeldt

get on wit yo bad self!

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt he did a good job in that inning.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/Under

1 more hit this game for the Giants

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Under. I’m cranky and pessimistic.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OVER

we’s gonna win this one

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My heart says over...

but my body, MY BODY…. is telling me under.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

definitely over

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

suck a fat one ramirez

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great Inning Affeldt

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

now time for some runs!

please?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants have one run on one hit…only one god damn hit?

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Peak efficiency

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A good Dodger leap and that hit would have been an out

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They also have a walk, so it ain’t that bad.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt is pretty good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good parental guidance…

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Due Up

Sandoval
Aurillia
Rowand

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flail.

Flail.

Fail.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pabbloooooo cmon…hit one for my fantasy team

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hit, not get hit dammit

by offthedeepend on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Walk

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Run, don’t walk to get your Season Ticket refunds today!

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Gameday, the Giant’s haven’t hit a single ground ball today. How often does that happen?

by neurofarm on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fixed
According to Gameday, the Giant’s haven’t hit a single ball today

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More fixed
According to Gameday, the Giants haven’t hit today

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw is in fact made of porcelain

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, it’s a weird concept for us.

by offthedeepend on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DODGERS HAVE A ONE HITTER GOING ON HERE. ONE HITTER.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK TIME FOR A RALLY GUYS IM STARTING TO LOSE MY SHIT ANGANGANGANGANG

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok

well, dickface is out of the game, so it’s time to beat up on the replacement.

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY DOUGLAS MACARTHUR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That hat is hot as shit.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HELL YEAH DOUGLAS

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the inning if they’re gonna make a move. Once broxton comes in…

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baserunner!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just curious

when’s the last time the dodgers held the giants to only 1 hit in a game?

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

POW

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH BABY

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PABLO GOT ON BASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CHARGE HIS ASS!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK

does that count?

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That might be a broken rib

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OBP!

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by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Right in the gut.

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/charges mound

STAY AWAY FROM MY SON YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now if Molina gets hurt, ITS VELEZ AT CATCHER TIME

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Andres Torres is the backup catcher

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But now there is no back up catcher!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I missed it

How did Sandoval get on? I bet he walked.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HBP

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuo popped him on the belly.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fake bunt upcoming!

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Sort Of Walk!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Four more and we’re in business!

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

amnny

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AND AGAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Runnerz!

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well there goes the backup catcher

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pulled fat?

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah kill Martin!

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

send burriss, boch

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be the logical thing to do

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by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRM, are you out there?

THIS IS WHY THAT WAS A FUCKING STUPID IDEA

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

lol yes

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winner

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is Rich still in the game?

jesus christ

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's still going to fail

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Estimated Prophet

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

REVERSE JINX FTW

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie’s gameday hot/cold zone is depressing. No red zones.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, yeah. He doesn’t have a hit this year.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

the wave?

i hate the dodgers

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love LA
/wilriv

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/HEAVEN

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, look! 2-1 game in the 8th! Sounds like the perfect time for THE WAVE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO SOMETHING, RICHARD SANTOS.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Bill is taking notes during this game.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will Clark needs to slap his son

he just tried to do the wave

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Donald Sutherland in attendance

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMFG!!!! RICHIE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh-rillia!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Travis, it was nice knowing you.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YA RLYA

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG RICHIE!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICHIEEEE!!

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by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the giants are in business

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Tying run on third, less than 2 outs!!!

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICHIE

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Walking With A Friend

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Torres?

So we really are comfortable having no backup catchers then.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE DONT EVEN HAVE FELIZ ANYMORE!

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was just thinking the same thing….i kinda want to see bengie tweak something for the night just for comedic value

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS SHIT IS WORKING

They look like they want to kill each other in this picture y/n?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, most definately

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

torres

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Torres

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and now the emergency catcher is in the game

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit

Richie got a hit. That means Bochy will now play him everyday for the next month.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IVE ALWAYS LOVED RICH AURILIA!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

  1. in to run

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright for Douglas MacArthur!

The offense has returned!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

git r' done, rowand

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I get an ORLYA?

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh really, yeah?

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how I’m gonna react to the impending triple play…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fail

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this happens, I’m going to come over there and punch you in the throat.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

worse than my jinx

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reverse jinx say “Heyyyyy”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anybody else crave

mini sirloin burgers from jack in the box?

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If they weren't expensive

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they were 100% schnauzer

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was at Jack in the Box earlier today. I was durious about them but ended up with the Chipotle Chicken Ciabatta.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The homestyle chicken club is actually fantastic

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chicken Pita. FTW

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I once did that; SPCA boycotted me for a month.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear they’re made from 100% Kobe Bryant

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll never eat there

I got food poisoning once. I never ate there again.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pablo took one for the team… my hero.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this

fuck kuo in his earhole. But yeah pablo!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s okay, he has chest for days.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk earned his paycheck by predicting that good swing by Richie.

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As much as I like Kruk, he does predict a good swing for Richie every AB.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ishikawa, Velez, and some guy named Schierholtz

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gotta say, Richie can’t play D or run like used to, but he’s as good a hitter as he’s always been – if not better.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um no

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah

serious?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And then he promptly grounded into a double play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No runs

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

COME ON SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great Call

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh Rowand is going to strike out and then Uribe is going to fail and then :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Aaron... do something, resembling anything.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do soemthing... if you don't

i’m droppin’ you from my fantasy

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU <3

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah!

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand!!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOTTTTTT!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG!!!!!!!!1

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AARON MOTHERFUCKING ROWAND IS THE FUCKING MAN RIGHT NOW

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bang!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER DINGER

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG!

As the kids say.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROWAND!!!!!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

zz

FUCK YEAH!!!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on rowand…

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEA

yeyayeyyaeys

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AAARRROOONNNNNN ROOOWWAAAANNNDDD!!!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AARON ROWAND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE BEST HIT THAT WAS EVER HIT

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Walking Douglass MacArthur

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

UNBELIEVABLE

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gamer that gamer gamerbye!!!

Saving countless runs with my defense.

by Sam Miller OCR on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gamer

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUGLAS MOTHERFUCKING MACARTHUR YOU GUYS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hot diggity

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AARON FUCKING ROWAND

by deuce deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, Uribe still sucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OB ABBY

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it haters!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought

‘the ball don’t carry well at night here …"

by Squez on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He doesn’t suck! he doesn’t suck!

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha … Kershaw got Cained

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand

So we get to stop bagging on him for what, a week?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No. He's listed as day-to-day.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Against the Bums? That’s worth a pretty good grace period.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

White Sox you say? Sorry we have a bad connection…

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I demand multiple top prospects without salary relief!!

Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson, the Babe Ruth of AAA.

by The Thrill on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT KERSHAW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SO THIS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys we hit a home run

with runners on base.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wish I was watching

Now to wait for it to show up on gameday video highlights

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no way!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speed!!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was unexpectedly awesome

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL AFFELTTTTT

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another Rally Walk just in case

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AFFELDT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yea

wtf affeldt??

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AFFELDT!!!!!!!

by deuce deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKERS

MY JINX IS OFFICIALLY REVERSED!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang it, you’ll just bring it back.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz

As the kids say.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AFFELDT has a BA!

Way to go son.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOTT!

Gamer.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

affeldt inf single

lol… I think I’m high

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sandoval and molina like “lol wut”

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MacArthur is pleased

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ARE YOU KIDDIDNG ME>?

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All we do is hit dingers!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

REAL ULTIMATE POWER

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just don’t freaking hurt yourself on the basepaths, Jeremy.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU, DODGERS

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Running

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMERS DON’T WEAR CLEAN UNIFORMS!

AND THEY DON’T RESPECT THE PEOPLE THAT DO!

by deuce deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fall apart dodgers. Fallll apart

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

Brandon Jennings, Ty Lawson, or John Wall. A Warrior in 09.
With the 6th Pick in the 2009 MLB Draft, the SF Giants pick Donovan Tate.
Andre Smith in Silver & Black in 2009.

by ejdacanay on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, who the fuck is this pitcher?

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE IS A CYBORG

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate this 42 shit.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

having a cup of coffee

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Crasnick jinxed him.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So,

we just get 3 HRs a week, but they all have to come in the same game? I’ll take it, especially against the Dodgers

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t mind another one right about now.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So April 24th is the next HR game.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bum fans have to be absolutely..well bummed that Kershaw just received his one-way ticket to Nodecisionville

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

iawtc

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw=

the new Matt Cain. SUCK IT DODGERS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This makes me happy.

by paboperfecto on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bus ticket to Cain-sas

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

randy lose

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Back to Rally Walks

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Aaron Rowand hitting that homerun was FUCKING AWESOME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta bat around again to give Winn one more chance to get a hit and keep his hit streak goin

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Was the bare hand really necessary?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Casey Blake is a douche

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the Two-First-Name phenomenon. They're all dicks.

Jeff Kent, Mark Loretta, Juan Pierre, etc. (Cue Goofus to say: Fred Lynn, George Herman)

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Renteria goes 0-4

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

totally worth it!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw obviously doesn't have a winners mentality.

They should trade him.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For Ryan Howard

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear the Twins are willing to offer Joe Crede.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blue Jays are tendering Alex Rios

ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still can't believe Rowand hit that HR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Neither can the Giants.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

I was all like “OMG!”

And then my wife was all like “WTF!”

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure

the people in my building are like “wtf” because it’s 11:30 here

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain is no longer elligible for the win, right?

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No win for Cain tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But

no loss either, and that’s a good thing

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he’ll still have a winning record.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain merely wins the admiration of his countrymen

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right

it’s all affeldt

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Afflack.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

But not morally.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no Afeldt in line for the win

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I should go to bed now, while I’m still high on the HR.

And yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would just stay awake wondering what happened.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to get up at 7:30 tomorrow morning for work :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I would give to sleep in until 7:30…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not talking about what you should do. I’m talking about what I would be physically unable to do.

Sleep in the late innings of a close Giant-Dodger game? Just not happening.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I know! I’m the same!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

its 930 right now…how much sleep do you need? I get up at 6!

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jayyyyyyyyyyyy-ponnnnnnnnnnnnnn-reeeeeeeeeeeey
thanks, whoever’s idea this was

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(cue “impending doom” image)

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have to celebrate after that awesomeness. Garcon, a round of Mini Sirloin Burgers for the house!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hee!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think wearing your batting gloves for your photo day picture is weird.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It goes on n on n on n on

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t Stop Believen’

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Journey?

That’s a San Franciscan band!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers sound guy fail

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually..

“When the lights go down in the City” was written about LA. Steve Perry is from LA. Neil Schon and Greg Rollie were in SF after quitting Santana.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"When the lights go down in the City" was written about LA.

I knew there was a reason it sucked.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It sucked because it was by Journey.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew there was a reason it sucked.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even though this is about San Francisco, it was written in Los Angeles, where the band had relocated. Steve Perry explained in an interview with Joe Benson of Arrow 93.1 FM: “I had the song written in Los Angeles almost completely except for the bridge and it was written about Los Angeles. It was ‘when the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on LA.’ I didn’t like the way it sounded at the time. And so I just had it sitting back in the corner. Then life changed my plans once again, and I was now facing joining Journey. I love San Francisco, the bay and the whole thing. ‘The bay’ fit so nice, ‘When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay.’ It was one of those early morning going across the bridge things when the sun was coming up and the lights were going down. It was perfect.”

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oo shit

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

of course

it’s fucking Ethier.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our friend XeiFrank picked the score

They have a prediction thread before each game. He got it backwards so far:

Dodgers: 4
Giants 2
WP Kershaw

by paboperfecto on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oops

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Xei forgot to factor in Rowand’s one clutch homer per year

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Off to a fine start.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone forgot to tell Ethier that Cain’s done for the day.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nooo

ethier

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish our bullpen had a catchy handle

like the bridge to Lidge.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Gap to Raptor

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By & Byin' to Brian?

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good outing JAffeldt.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "outfielder Aaron Rowand"

WONDERFUL ADORATION ERA

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe that era is starting a year late?

/frantically ignores Rowand’s hot start last year

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howry time

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

42,511 attendance

approxiamettely 42,000 douchebags

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

almost 10K shy of a sellout. What gives?

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS HOWRY DO IT

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What’s an album?

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For those with Ichiro on their team

He just hit a grand slam home run

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jcb9 will be pleased

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I had Ichiro.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As do I.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro would have been an awesome Giant.

All mastering that wall, hitting liner after liner into the alley…

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like that they don’t go to commercial during pitching changes anymore on the radio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get us out of this, Howry. And without making us sweat.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, Bobby.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Howry, double play plz.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else with mlb.tv several minutes behind? Really annoying.

by paboperfecto on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

it has been all season. It used to be just the HD was bad, but now it’s all bad. It sucks

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s always that way. Never a “first” from me.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No walks, Howry. No runs either.

Outs.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rollover Martin

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Balls.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a bad feeling about this

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, goddammit.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don’t do this to us. Please?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN DAMN DAMN

by satyricrash on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit

I hate Russell Martin and his fucking beard.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

flurk

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen handle

The Wall blocking Wilson

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice throw to 2nd….. my sister throws harder

by Squez on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS TEAM.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for some magic. D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Russell

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit this is fuck

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Russell Martin... another two-first-name dick

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When is Wilson time?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Outs please.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey All just got back from dinner, saw the Rowand HR.

Sadness replaced by Cautious Optimism!

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cautious Optimism replaced by Paniced Uneasyness

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs