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Wow.

Photo wins.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was Bruce Bochy for a second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That isn't?

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the arm hair is terrifying

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Thanks for ruining my night.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Robin Williams.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great game Cain

too bad the rest of the team sucks. Enjoy your loss.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Cain still in this game?

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

nevermind

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

re

He clearly didn’t have it and the bullpen should be rested. I think this is a common Bochy problem with starters – he lets them run a little long.

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matty

FINISH HIM

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HMMMM lets try and get a run or 2

by ACgiant97 on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HMMMM lets try and get a run hit or 2
fixed!

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MEL OTT THREAD

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws in copenhagen

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws in RALLY Copenhagen

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

115 pitches second start of the year

grrrrrgh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR BOY IS BECOMING A MAN

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

111, if you take away the intentional walk

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

must be the new math

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you do that? Did they get fired out of the pitching machine and not by Cain?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not usually full effort pitches.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could say that about a number of his pitches tonight.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon that’s Matt Cain, not Jonathan Sanchez.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hits, walks, hit by pitch

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Renteria time!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MILLARD FILLMORE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not working!


Rally Secretary of the Interior!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Franklin Pierce

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That didn’t work at all. What happened to my pic?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gammons was the President?

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson gave up 10 hits in 4.1 innings today

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Owch, he started out so well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

shush, you

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got a lot of run support though

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to repeat the level cuz he sux.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bakersfield has a TON of hits these past 2 games

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Giants

Don’t make me switch to Lost.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA BEAT LA BEAT LA

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ sideline reporter “line drive that hit Martinez wasn’t intentional”

Good call.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard that too – was sure I must have misheard it. Guess not. Dork.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sheet, Sherlock.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just dropped by to say, I’m glad at least the starter didn’t get rocked.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, oldjacket’s here!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where have you been? Randy has an un-classy ofer going today.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

in class, and now I’ve got to finish an assignment.

I see the thirteen K’s for Kershaw. I’m guessing our stellar plate discipline is turning his wildness into an asset.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

still wondering how this new gameday works

Apparently a 4-seam and fastball are two different pitches.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

2-3-4

time for runs. Wow this kid is good

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oH, Edgar

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Call up Bocock.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is our only hope

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hat Trick FLew

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK EVERYTHING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

oh geez

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked high and outside.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WE’VE GOT TO CAIN-IFY KERSHAW.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it was a loss to Zombie Cy Young

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike zone broadening out

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaahha

we have to use our “hit of the game” already since we dont have a choice

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE HITTER ONE HITTER
ONE HITTER ONE HITTER
ONE HITTER ONE HITTER
ONE HITTER ONE HITTER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol that was a strike

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY IBN BATTUTA'S TRAVELS

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump cannot see a curve

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Got lucky with curve

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

this sucks

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

sad

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. We fucking suck.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking God damn it.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m committed to not watching it until tomorrow.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s 24 Ks between their two starters in this series so far

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Billingsley + Kershaw vs Lincecum + Cain for seasons to come

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is comical

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Its a tragicomedy

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is sad

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by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

gah

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Drinkability sucks

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, it’s bed-time. I’m tired of fail.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. Kershaw.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

Aurilia did draw a walk

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one time

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by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck GBA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

105 pitches

does he come back out?

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

No

The Dodgers, sadly, aren’t that stupid.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how far kershaw goes in this game.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

We got suckz

I hope that was Kershaw’s last inning.

Or is that just our offense?

by lincecumania on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

We’’ll get going once the Dodgers bring in Jeff Suppan.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is their Lincecum to be

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This must be how it feels when other teams face Tim Lincecum.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

not this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Cuz only we get to see this, Everyone gets to see Timmy.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

I HATE THIS F-ING COMMERCIAL
GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL NIGHT

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is this off-key bitch ruining God Bless America?

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard to ruin a song that already sucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I see your name

I start singing it to the tune of Take On Me.

Does that make me a bad person?

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I find your ideas intriguing and i would like to subscribe to your news letter.

like Jaaaay Poooooone Reeeeeeee?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

interesting

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How sad is it that when pitchers do well against us, i think it’s a credit to our suckitude and not their talent?

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw really is a great pitcher. But I’m pretty sure like at least half of that is the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random thought

FREE NATE SCHIERHOLTZ!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Dan Ortmeier?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quien?

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by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

omgwtf

srsly? 13 fucking strikeouts?

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

On the bright side, our walking drought is over. 1 walk!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys

i dont understand wtf can the team not hit, KERSHAW HAS 2 DAMN PITCHES

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but one is the fastball down the middle.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kryptonite for Giants hitters

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by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

KERSHAW HAS 2 DAMN GOODPITCHES

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not saying there bad

but there predictable, nevertheless after seeing him three times it should be a little better

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey

Unintentional-Intentional walk. 4 inside balls. SJ announcer:“The last one nearly hit him. Posey glares at the pitcher for a couple seconds and trots to first”

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt got Cained.

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by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Just curious

what’s the record for most strikeouts for a dodger pitcher against the Giants?

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL. Just curious.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "God Bless America"

SLICE ’EM, ARAB DOGS!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Im scared now

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by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SONG IS A CONSPIRACY!

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want another one?

I MASSACRED GLOBE

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THE SONG IS A DOUBLE CONSPIRACY!

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Care to go for triple?

I’M A GROSS DEBACLE

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS SONG MUST BE DESTROYED

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M MAILING TEA BAGS TO IRVING BERLIN

by satyricrash on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haz an angry

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard Jon say “And Matt Cain is (pregnant pause)” and I thought for a second Bochy sent him back out there

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jackie Robinson day includes Jackie Robinson night

fyi

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I just tuned in to find Cain pitched a good game but got very little run support. You can imagine how surprised I am.

by neurofarm on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

inorite

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers fans sure are angry

They are up 2-1, their team is better and they’re angry?

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

im from the east coast

and have some package for giants baseball, am i the only one stuck with Vin Scully he is an idiot

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He must be thinking of Randy Wynn

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

I keep seeing this RE: winn, what does it mean?

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

go look for the fanpost titled “Burriss Gotta Go”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

109!

Thanks guys

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

hilarious

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am listening to him as well. He is actually the one thing about the Doyers I don’t hate.

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been doing this for 60 years. You have to respect him.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I too like him

Did you know that Rich Aurilia grew up in New York and was a stagehand for a theatre??? If you don’t, he’ll tell you every game he ever announced. But yeah, Vin is for lovers.

Saving countless runs with my defense.

by Sam Miller OCR on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Matt Cain has the only two good starts for the Giants this year.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade him

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HERE PRINCE FIELDERR IS AVALABLE

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
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by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh.. what?

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a reference to persistent “Cain for Fielder” trade speculation over the offseason and during the 2008 season.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Cain gets a loss for this game

there is no justice in the universe

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Spoiler alert

The universe is going sans justice tonight.

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Further spoiler alert

Not just tonight. There really IS no justice in the universe.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt’s got a nice curve.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

His father taught him well

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Damn, affeldt

get on wit yo bad self!

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt he did a good job in that inning.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/Under

1 more hit this game for the Giants

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by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Under. I’m cranky and pessimistic.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVER

we’s gonna win this one

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

suck a fat one ramirez

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Inning Affeldt

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

now time for some runs!

please?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
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by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have one run on one hit…only one god damn hit?

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Peak efficiency

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good Dodger leap and that hit would have been an out

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also have a walk, so it ain’t that bad.

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt is pretty good

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by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good parental guidance…

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Due Up

Sandoval
Aurillia
Rowand

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Flail.

Flail.

Fail.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

pabbloooooo cmon…hit one for my fantasy team

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit, not get hit dammit

by offthedeepend on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Walk

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Run, don’t walk to get your Season Ticket refunds today!

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Gameday, the Giant’s haven’t hit a single ground ball today. How often does that happen?

by neurofarm on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed
According to Gameday, the Giant’s haven’t hit a single ball today

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

More fixed
According to Gameday, the Giants haven’t hit today

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Kershaw is in fact made of porcelain

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, it’s a weird concept for us.

by offthedeepend on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DODGERS HAVE A ONE HITTER GOING ON HERE. ONE HITTER.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OK TIME FOR A RALLY GUYS IM STARTING TO LOSE MY SHIT ANGANGANGANGANG

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

well, dickface is out of the game, so it’s time to beat up on the replacement.

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY DOUGLAS MACARTHUR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That hat is hot as shit.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH DOUGLAS

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the inning if they’re gonna make a move. Once broxton comes in…

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Baserunner!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Just curious

when’s the last time the dodgers held the giants to only 1 hit in a game?

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BABY

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO GOT ON BASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

CHARGE HIS ASS!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That might be a broken rib

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

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by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Right in the gut.

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/charges mound

STAY AWAY FROM MY SON YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Now if Molina gets hurt, ITS VELEZ AT CATCHER TIME

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres is the backup catcher

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

But now there is no back up catcher!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed it

How did Sandoval get on? I bet he walked.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HBP

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo popped him on the belly.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake bunt upcoming!

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Sort Of Walk!

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Four more and we’re in business!

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by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

amnny

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

AND AGAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Runnerz!

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Well there goes the backup catcher

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Pulled fat?

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

send burriss, boch

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be the logical thing to do

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRM, are you out there?

THIS IS WHY THAT WAS A FUCKING STUPID IDEA

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

lol yes

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Rich still in the game?

jesus christ

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

he's still going to fail

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Estimated Prophet

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

REVERSE JINX FTW

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie’s gameday hot/cold zone is depressing. No red zones.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, yeah. He doesn’t have a hit this year.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

the wave?

i hate the dodgers

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

this

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/HEAVEN

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, look! 2-1 game in the 8th! Sounds like the perfect time for THE WAVE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DO SOMETHING, RICHARD SANTOS.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Bill is taking notes during this game.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Clark needs to slap his son

he just tried to do the wave

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

Donald Sutherland in attendance

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG!!!! RICHIE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh-rillia!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well Travis, it was nice knowing you.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ha

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YA RLYA

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG RICHIE!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIEEEE!!

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by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Tying run on third, less than 2 outs!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Walking With A Friend

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres?

So we really are comfortable having no backup catchers then.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WE DONT EVEN HAVE FELIZ ANYMORE!

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just thinking the same thing….i kinda want to see bengie tweak something for the night just for comedic value

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS SHIT IS WORKING

They look like they want to kill each other in this picture y/n?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah, most definately

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

torres

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now the emergency catcher is in the game

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Richie got a hit. That means Bochy will now play him everyday for the next month.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

IVE ALWAYS LOVED RICH AURILIA!!!!

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

  1. in to run

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

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by Little Napoleon on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright for Douglas MacArthur!

The offense has returned!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

git r' done, rowand

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I get an ORLYA?

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

oh really, yeah?

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how I’m gonna react to the impending triple play…

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by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this happens, I’m going to come over there and punch you in the throat.

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by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

worse than my jinx

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

reverse jinx say “Heyyyyy”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody else crave

mini sirloin burgers from jack in the box?

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If they weren't expensive

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by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were 100% schnauzer

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at Jack in the Box earlier today. I was durious about them but ended up with the Chipotle Chicken Ciabatta.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The homestyle chicken club is actually fantastic

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken Pita. FTW

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they’re made from 100% Kobe Bryant

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll never eat there

I got food poisoning once. I never ate there again.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

pablo took one for the team… my hero.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

this

fuck kuo in his earhole. But yeah pablo!

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, he has chest for days.

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk earned his paycheck by predicting that good swing by Richie.

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

As much as I like Kruk, he does predict a good swing for Richie every AB.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa, Velez, and some guy named Schierholtz

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta say, Richie can’t play D or run like used to, but he’s as good a hitter as he’s always been – if not better.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

um no

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by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

serious?

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by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then he promptly grounded into a double play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No runs

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Call

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh Rowand is going to strike out and then Uribe is going to fail and then :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

do soemthing... if you don't

i’m droppin’ you from my fantasy

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU <3

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand!!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTTTTTT!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG!!!!!!!!1

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

AARON MOTHERFUCKING ROWAND IS THE FUCKING MAN RIGHT NOW

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bang!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER DINGER

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!

As the kids say.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND!!!!!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

zz

FUCK YEAH!!!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on rowand…

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA

yeyayeyyaeys

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

AAARRROOONNNNNN ROOOWWAAAANNNDDD!!!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AARON ROWAND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BEST HIT THAT WAS EVER HIT

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Walking Douglass MacArthur

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

UNBELIEVABLE

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

gamer

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUGLAS MOTHERFUCKING MACARTHUR YOU GUYS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

hot diggity

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

AARON FUCKING ROWAND

by deuce deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Uribe still sucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OB ABBY

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it haters!

This bread's got nuts in it!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought

‘the ball don’t carry well at night here …"

by Squez on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t suck! he doesn’t suck!

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha … Kershaw got Cained

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

So we get to stop bagging on him for what, a week?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

No. He's listed as day-to-day.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against the Bums? That’s worth a pretty good grace period.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Sox you say? Sorry we have a bad connection…

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I demand multiple top prospects without salary relief!!

Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson, the Babe Ruth of AAA.

by The Thrill on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT KERSHAW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SO THIS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys we hit a home run

with runners on base.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wish I was watching

Now to wait for it to show up on gameday video highlights

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

no way!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speed!!!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was unexpectedly awesome

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL AFFELTTTTT

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Another Rally Walk just in case

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELDT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

yea

wtf affeldt??

Keep the Watson

by czechwonder on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKERS

MY JINX IS OFFICIALLY REVERSED!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang it, you’ll just bring it back.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolz

As the kids say.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELDT has a BA!

Way to go son.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!

Gamer.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

sandoval and molina like “lol wut”

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MacArthur is pleased

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDIDNG ME>?

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

All we do is hit dingers!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

REAL ULTIMATE POWER

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t freaking hurt yourself on the basepaths, Jeremy.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, DODGERS

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Running

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMERS DON’T WEAR CLEAN UNIFORMS!

AND THEY DON’T RESPECT THE PEOPLE THAT DO!

by deuce deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fall apart dodgers. Fallll apart

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Brandon Jennings, Ty Lawson, or John Wall. A Warrior in 09.
With the 6th Pick in the 2009 MLB Draft, the SF Giants pick Donovan Tate.
Andre Smith in Silver & Black in 2009.

by ejdacanay on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, who the fuck is this pitcher?

by The Double Deuce on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I like him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS A CYBORG

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

having a cup of coffee

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Crasnick jinxed him.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So,

we just get 3 HRs a week, but they all have to come in the same game? I’ll take it, especially against the Dodgers

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind another one right about now.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So April 24th is the next HR game.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bum fans have to be absolutely..well bummed that Kershaw just received his one-way ticket to Nodecisionville

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

:)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw=

the new Matt Cain. SUCK IT DODGERS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

bus ticket to Cain-sas

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

randy lose

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to Rally Walks

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Aaron Rowand hitting that homerun was FUCKING AWESOME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta bat around again to give Winn one more chance to get a hit and keep his hit streak goin

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

Was the bare hand really necessary?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

no

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey Blake is a douche

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the Two-First-Name phenomenon. They're all dicks.

Jeff Kent, Mark Loretta, Juan Pierre, etc. (Cue Goofus to say: Fred Lynn, George Herman)

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Renteria goes 0-4

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

totally worth it!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions