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4/15 Open Gameday thread Part III

MLB baseball has instituted a new rule:   The Giants player in question must provide photographic evidence of any actual Giants homerun or it didn't happen.

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PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spotting a Giants Home Run

is like spotting a live Giant squid.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Apr 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I fucking hate Juan Uribe

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate fucking Juan Uribe.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just goes to sleep afterwards.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.....

…..

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good inning, guys =/

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’re going to have a gameday thread per inning?

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think we need to start them so soon, it usually can handle 600-700 comments pretty well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s nice to have the break between threads coincide with a inning break.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm...

going to bed so I wanted to post a new one. I didn’t realize Natto was around.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody does… until it’s too late.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re McMasochists here

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GDT inflation.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep making new ones until we find the one with the Giants offense in it.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This ump sucks too

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I love their :| faces.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They look so comfortable out there.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seeing a Giants HR is like seeing the Loch Ness Monster: you can claim it happened but only freaks and weirdos will believe you.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I’ll listen to the SJ game.

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s weird that the game is actually tied. Doesn’t feel like it is.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Julian Tavarez?

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, we have the Julian Tavarez of offenses.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy pitched last night.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Matt!

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guys, I think Juan Uribe might suck.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I demand proof.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAINING TRADE VALUE

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's possible.

I think we need another 400 ABs to be sure.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

son of a bitch

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goldarnit, Uribe.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Uribe! Motherf*************

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John Lannan is not please.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He doesn’t seem to upset about it either.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DIAF Ethier

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh nooooo

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ã¥nybody else have their mlb.tv breaking up?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you, either and/or uribe

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is crap incarnate.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really, why is he on the team? I just don’t see the upside.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Manny can pick it.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he’s strong enough to be the whipping boy.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s pretty much most of the roster :-(

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We want to be known as the team with the most Roll-y Poll-y players?

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AnVil

He is 2-for-2 with a 2B. The box was wrong.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

quick inning pls

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

San Jose 7 – 0

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dang it Bochy

Uribe? really? Aurilia?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATCHUPZ

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAVVY MASCHUPZ

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Manny keeps sitting for the next four games.

Maybe that will get Burriss fired.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit

BOCHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burriss should probably be demoted, at least.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not after less than one week’s worth of games.

that’s Nationals-type management. Maybe you can argue that he never should have made the team in the first place, but I feel like you have to stick with your decisions once you’ve made them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He’ll be down in May

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was more of a play on the fired thing than an actual opinion.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

user interface LOL

Quite often I type in my comment and go to hit the “Post” button. But new comments cause my screen to scroll and I end up missing the button. This happens quite a lot. It makes posting a thrilling adventure.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C',mon MCC

the score is tied

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But the game is like a bomb about to go off…. unless Superman saves the day!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes Superheroes cannot even help.


SOMEDAYS YOU JUST CAN’T GET RID OF A BOMB!

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the bitching is about more than just the score of this particular game

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

guys

make it look easy.

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is not the kind of excitement I wanted....

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLBTV sucks balls tonight. No picture at all. I’m switching to radio.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Um, wow.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s embarrassing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAN DIEGO POLITICS FAIL

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohhhh

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sanchez’s last victims?

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see Sanchez has visited these young men.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rowand ass tap
renteria stunned

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scully

talking about Cain being the “unlucky pitcher for the Giants”

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If the Giants continue to suck

they could be far behind in the division. All they play this month is the NL West.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf?

where did that miss

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh come on ump

by heimy25 on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rapuano is satan

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STRIKE ZONE, PLEASE!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

#42 is awful tonight

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry. #42 is coming in soon.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bugs Bunny at 1st, 2nd, 3rd, SS …

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was thiknin bout that too

by Squez on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a really good team

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dp thank god

by heimy25 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey alright!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DP!!

Good job Matt

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

something good happened!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seeya later, Lonely Jim.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man

I just remembered how awesome these photos are.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is new.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ump was just setting up the DP for us.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play, I like it!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

Waiting to adopt someone...

by monta101 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

now lets have a butt pee inning…lots of runs

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty OK defense from Renteria that inning

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAHHHHHHH

SUCK IT RAPUANO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB.TV is dead.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I gave up on it. Radio for me for the rest of the night. Good thing I love Flem.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

another easy inning

mini sirloin burgers yippie ay yay

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have not missed “drinkability” commercials.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do the Giants have walkablity

no

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will the Giants draw a walk this inning?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my money is on no

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the field? or on a notepad in the dougout?

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants haven’t drawn a walk since John Adams was President.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which one?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is umpiring like this

that gets guys ejected.

Accountability, please

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s more about drinkability.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agrizzle.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy needs to take one for the team and knock some sense into the ump, perhaps earning a few days off in the process.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY DORKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Kuip as played by Michael J Fox

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk played by Dave Coulier

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cut it out!

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s heavy.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next year, to honor Jackie Robinson everyone will wear #42 for the entire year.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In blackface.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they’re saving blackface for 2011.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone on BBTF suggested

that Bud’s brilliant next step would be to have everyone play in blackface.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

groug says they’re saving it for 2011.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After that, every player in MLB will be forced to legally change their name to Jackie Robinson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Selig will give Bonds’s home run records to Jackie Robinson.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone’s career stats will be instead attributed to Jackie Robinson.

What’s interesting is that he has a .500 career record.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except for Mariano Rivera.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then they’re going to ban black players just so Jackie Robinson can break the color barrier again.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if we are all Pedro Feliz
and Pedro Feliz is Jackie Robinson
then are we all now Jackie Robinson?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar

Apparently:

Loves to face: four-seam

Hates to face: fastball

Strange.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Renteria dips below .150

woo hoo

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whats his weight?

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when we had to sign him because Burriss couldn’t hit? Right.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obligatory question on Jackie Robinson Day.

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Ronnie Lott

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Lot's Wife

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

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Jeff Kent To Wear No. 42 To Honor Mariano Rivera

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another six another six innings to go-o-o, I wanna be sedated.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh Renteria, out on a 2-0 pitch.

San Francisco Giant.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

kjhbeiosbgsrg

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

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Sure, that’s a strike.

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Ahh, Freddy. Sometimes you need to swing the bat when the pitch is close.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry for the Scully update, but
He is talking about how he raced Jackie Robinson on ice skates.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great story

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I can't figure out this strike zone.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh look! A called strike

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Vin Scully telling a story about ice skating with Jackie Robinson… for the past 10 minutes

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vin Scully went ice skating with Jesus Christ.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Bud Selig made Jesus change his name to Jackie Robinson, so the story goes.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On optimistic note:

If this goes into a bullpen battle, we have the superior pen.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess they’ve had one day off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

However, they have the better lineup.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shhhh

my brain was ignoring that fact.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thursday morning reply: This post is what’s known as “foreboding.”

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 16, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB - TV

What have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My picture is more is less okay, but it does seem to freeze for a split-second just as the pitcher delivers the ball. It’s made it hard to gauge the strike zone for myself. I didn’t THINK it was all that bad but people seem to be observing otherwise.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine completely died about 10 minutes ago. Just went to ads.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m feeling fortunate if I get three minutes of live coverage before it (vid AND aud) freezes.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

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DOIN IT RONG

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and natto posting the dude is done right

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I’m glad you understand.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugly inning

quick one for matt now pls?

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We sure seem to be striking out a lot.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow 8 K’s… no BB

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You were expecting something different?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not possible to walk this team

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HBP's though

THOSE are the marks of Gamers

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would totally take some HBPs

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too…

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Cain was facing the Giants..

He’d have a similar line

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love this kid

Want to see both Lincecum and Kershaw in a September pitching duel in a few seasons

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is pretty pathetic...

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we’re not going to draw a walk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i love how scully

thinks that its some feat of dodger greatness that we’ve struck out this many times.

we just suck a lot.

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

8Ks and no BBs in 4 innings. Thats good right?

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

on pace for 18K’s

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY GUYS CAN WE TRADE JONATHAN SANCHEZ FOR IAN KINSLER? TEXAS HAS TOO MUCH HITTING, NEEDS PITCHING.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN BROUGHT UP BEFORE!

GIANTS BRASS!!!

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i lol’d

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets get jose hernandez

will fit in better with our established hitting system

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well at least we’re tiring him out…

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is the walk to strike out ratio for the opposing pitchers vs. the Giants since Saturday?

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

0

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HOF caliber.

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0

We haven’t walked in three days.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God this strikes me makes me so sad

It’s like we’re crawling through the desert. “We haven’t had a drink in THREE days!”

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only thing keeping me going is the SJ Giants box score.

Which hasn’t been updated in awhile.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it is pretty frustrating.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only we could get a camera for that game and have someone hack into the NBC-11 feed.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posey up now

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

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I pray for that Giants fan’s safety.

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Our only baserunner was Bengie Molina when he homered.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good times.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

basewalker?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walks are overrated

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doing his best to avoid clogging the bases.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants are suck

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can someone explain this joke to me?

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seems like the Giants are down 7-1

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no its not

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

UNRATED!

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posey another opposite field double

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can we call him up?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point he’d be our best shortstop.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to play for Bengie? He’s the only offense we have.

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think he would look great playing Shortstop in the City.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was his first 2B tonight

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no corners… fuck

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What channel is the game on?

I’ve tried 2, 4, and 40 and just flipping channels and can’t find it. Comcast cable, btw.

Thanks.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

11?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants aren’t on 2 anymore.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

3? NBC? When did this happen?

I don’t watch much TV and lived in Socal the last six years. Also, when did the Giants leave KTVU.

by positiveuphemism on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They left KTVU last year.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on where you are

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s on NBC in the Bay Area.

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It’s not on Comcast in my area. I is pissed about it. You need bay area NBC.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

889

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

745-1

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

figures

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Posey

3-3 2B,1B,HR

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What.

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I hate life!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome. Casey fucking Blake.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KLDSJKDFJKDSFJ

by lehmsbobby on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

blow dick

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD.

WHY.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I HATE CASEY BLAKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I MEAN SERIOUSLY

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE HOME RUNS WE’RE GIVING UP THIS YEAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS YEAR? I THOUGHT WE STARTED IT LAST YEAR.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT LITERALLY BOUNCED ON THE TOP OF THE WALL AND THEN WENT OVER

WEOFNAWIRUHVAOWRUNVOAWRB

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY DIDN'T THEY JUMP!

IF HAIRSTON CAN DO IT SUPER GRITTY ROWAND BETTER BE ABLE TO DO IT

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was hitting like .170!!!

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That bullshit homerun has been brought to you by Farmer John bacon

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So this pitching and defense stance has worked so well.

Can we just try a Fuck Defense, lets try a bunch of runs instead and bring up Posey, Guzman, Rohlinger, et al?

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rohlinger?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Ninth inning, I trust him to produce more offense at this point.

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rohlinger and Posey would be better defenders, too (at 3b or SS/C).

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jackie Robinson is obviously cursing us.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scully

“Eric Stults talking to Russell Martin…they’ll be hooking up tomorrow night”

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i see they are cat owners

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD Furcal

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A lone bright spot in our wilderness of crap!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As great as Clemente was

I think that would be kind of silly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Robinson’s number was retired for a very specific reason. Clemente was a great player but his situation is not analogous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently you are unaware of Clemente and his community work

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not. He was a great man and a great player, one of the best the game has ever seen. But it’s not the same thing as being the first player to break a long and deeply ingrained color barrier.

WTF, didn’t you just say you didn’t want his number retired?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do not think the idea is as silly as you apparently do

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sorry, that might have been a poor choice of words on my part.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lots of players – even great players – do great community work. Jackie Robinson’s number was retired because of his monumental impact on the game. Not to diminish Clemente’s accomplishments, but it’s completely different.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clemente once said paraphrasing: I have two strikes against me. One I am black. Another I am Puerto Rican. He was the leader amongst the Latinos in the late 50’s and 60s.

A better person than ballplayer

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody is questioning his character.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t dispute any part of Clemente being a great man. And that’s a legitimate argument, as far as Latino ballplayers goes. I just don’t think his impact on the game was the same.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a fellow Boricua I do not want his number retire by MLB. The Pirates have honored him well.

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand the sentiment, but I really don’t see the need, or the point, frankly.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bye bye Rafael Furball

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FOAD FURCAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

75 pitches for Matt

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There we go. Only down 1, we got a ball game here. clap clap

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

format fail.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was over before it ever started.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Swing Thru Stuff!

by scout6 on Apr 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain is unrated

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonds is sitting at home

smirking to himself saying “I could do better then any of those assholes”

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

A’s commercial is funny.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

two full minute delay

Did I hear Rowand smack the wall again?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

think we can work

some runs for the giants into the stimulus (spending) plan?
nancunty pelosi’s gotta be able to find a way right?

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not one of you subtler nicknames, eh?

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not the most subtle

but definitely one of my favourites

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

k.

don’t use it here again please.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re from the UK right? That word has much worse connotations here. And honestly, I don’t think it’s one that ever needs to be used.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because that word is offensive.

If you want to make fun of politicians, fine, I don’t care. Don’t use that word.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not funny and it's not clever and it's excessively political

All of those are capital crimes on McC even without offensiveness.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

fair enough.
wont happen again!

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, keep it to yourself next time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please don’t say that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

just wow.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that

was entirely too quick

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok Giants

How about a hit? …or maybe just lean into a pitch. You don’t even have to score this inning, just please get somebody on base.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my enthusiasm for Pablo Sandoval is fading pretty quickly

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by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is kind of the worst case scenario for him – he’s not walking and he’s not hitting for average. It’s not pretty.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s no reason to throw him a strike, and opposing pitchers recognize that.

It’s a problem.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn this line up is full of weak fail.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As opposed to strong fail?

Hopefully strong fail wouldn’t be as soul crushingly sad

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo finally hit a ball

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAKE BUNT

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fake bunt AURILIA

by lehmsbobby on Apr 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

are they chanting manny?

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BARRY SUCKS

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll give it a 5

It was pretty tepid, as fake bunts go.

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AnVil

2-3 , K-reached base, 2B, 1B, 2R

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fun Fact

Nooner is walking this season

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WA WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK HORRAY!!!

by lehmsbobby on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BB!

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Veteran savvy gets the walk!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fake bunts = walks!

fake bunts FTW!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEs

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A what?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT A GAMER

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss Bonds

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol just as many comments for the as there was for the HR

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*the walk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WALK!

Is the earthquake next?

Armando B.: "It's not my fault"

by M. IVIE on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rally hippie

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s not a hippie

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but, the colors!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope she’s just a rainbow

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by timmeh on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize to the hippie community

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First walk in the last 120 PA’s.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK

Now I love you Aurilia. But, step aside and let Ishi play. The guy needs to see lefties!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pinch run

or orlyia will find a way to ground himself into a double play

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he did

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there he did

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaahahahaaha

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie fail

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

565^#%^$&$&#^$KP$#MK #Q#${"K#$"!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic fail

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLRYLIA

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

where’s the fucking call???

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FU BLUE!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia with the veteran savvy!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf did Richie do?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

essentially grounded into a double play while on first

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ump never made the out call on the fly ball.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF??

Umps are kinda sucking tonight.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OW

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Make the call Blue! Get your hands out of your pockets Ump

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game over.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats just Giants baseball right?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this game.

This is about as pathetic as a one run game can be.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A new way to fail!

Though the umpire should have made a sign whether it was caught or not.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia now has more DP’s than AB’s with runners on 1B.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The umpiring in this game has been just terrible. We shouldn’t have to be talking about the umps. Not ever.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cant blame the umps

even if they’re ridiculous.
we’re still full of suck

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not saying we’d be winning, but Aurilia wouldn’t have been doubled up there if the ump had made a call.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

well, maybe not…he is slow (and why didnt the first base coach make a sign?)

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who knows. That’s why it’s worth complaining about.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, definitely.

It’s never a good sign to be talking about the umps.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A good ump goes unnoticed.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Kicks dirt on umpire

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/Bumps ump with bill of cap and spits tobacco juice on ump’s shoe.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/ejected

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Puts on fake glasses and nose and comes back to taunt ump

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m really hating on this Rowand batting practice commercial, right now.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m really hating on the Giants right now.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, see

I’m trying to forget about the Giants and their incredible suckage at the moment. And then that commercial comes on and pulls me right back in.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If anybody has Endy Chavez or Griffey on their team, they went back to back home runs.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Y’know, I wouldn’t mind seeing a good brawl right about now.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In the silver lining department

Cain’s change up is really looking nice tonight.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not so silver lining

Giants still suck

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hudson finally makes an out

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Giants are leading the NL West

in dodgeball.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really

Cain missed Hudson.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that’s why they sent Frandsen to the minors!

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a chance

have you seen this team throw a baseball?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually we are,

3 HBP, most in the NL West

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that by our pitchers or hitters?

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://mlb.mlb.com/stats/sortable_team_stats.jsp?c_id=mlb&section2=null&statSet2=null&groupByTeam=true&statType=2&sortByStat=HBP&timeFrame=1&timeSubFrame=2009&baseballScope=mlb&prevPage2=1&readBoxes=true&Submit=Submit&sitSplit=&box11=sfn&box16=ari&box19=col&box26=lan&box29=sdn&compare.x=34&compare.y=7&checkBoxTotal=0

We are winning in dodge ball.

Though I’m not sure how many of our guys have been hit.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants are leading the NL West

IN FAIL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

win

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, in the fail game.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did

squeezed

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

that was a bit inside

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pandamonium

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure if Pablo needed to do that.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But an out is an out.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Sandoval

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANGE!!!

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's some enthusiastic fielding there from Sandoval

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ballhog

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He needs to pass the ball more.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t it time for gameday thread XXXVIII?

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This one can handle another 100 unless you guys want a new one.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/sexual remark

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Either goes yard here, I will shave my entire body

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If he does, I’m shaving your eyeballs.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO SWING THROUGH STUFF

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is boring.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Never

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go watch Dancing with the Stars then.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talk about boring.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 foul balls in a row

2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

throw your curveball already -_-

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CAIN

FINISH HIM FOR REAL

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Andre Ethier is a poop face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally a relevant point!

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I really do not like Andre Ethier

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD ETHIER

by lehmsbobby on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Ethier

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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wooooooooo finally gets a call

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

8 fouls in a row

seriously?

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol fuck yes.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I assume that K from MiB is for backwards K’s?

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

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MATTY

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Dodger Hitter

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Yes! Showboating ump!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love umpires!

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got 'im

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AND THE K ON THE 13TH PITCH

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain’s last inning? 99 pitches

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not made of porcelain bla bla bal

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Si

Bullpen is always good for 4 innings

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’d think so. He’s hitting second this inning.

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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inconsistent umpire. That may have been a little outside.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take it.

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It’s a strike now that he’s earned it.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a compost bag.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

carrot bag

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crab Bag

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as long as it's not full of these crabs

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Headcrab Bag

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to see one of these in person.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, that’s not a true crab. If it’s a palm crab, then it’s really just a huge hermit crab, not a crab.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That it is.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well there you go.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Palm thief to be exact.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who pinch hits for Cain?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

apparently Matt Cain

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ethier whining like a little bitch

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Milton Bradley

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE YOU BILLY BEANE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a boner of a trade.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bradley helped get them to the ALCS that year.

Long-termwise, it didn’t really go so well.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot that they won a playoff series this decade. But still, that trade kinda screwed them long-term.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

That didn’t go well for Oakland.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On a night where he really didn't have his best stuff

That was a hell of a performance.

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no way

matt really staying out?

by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

porcelain, etc

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uribe is hard to watch so far

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Apr 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How many times have we had the “With a strike zone this small Giants hitters whould be taking a lot of pitches” conversation tonight? Just asking ’cause I just checked in.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We walked once.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s an infinity percent increase over the last three games.

WHO’S COMPLAINING NOW?

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then Rich Aurillia abruptly ran into a double play.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually my other conversation starter was going to be “How many people have complained about Richie tonight” , even though he’s the only Giant who’s taken a pitch just for the hell of it this season.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could have had a grace period but he ruined it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Lincecum the day before the 2008 All Star Game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

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You……You. You’re good you. Better than good.

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that curve

is like a beer league pitch

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the night he gets that over for a strike I would like to be there

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Save us, Randy!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or not

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching Cain in his 2-1 game has me thinking about Ted Robinson’s evaluation of him on KNBR Monday morning. Anybody else catch that?

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by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I too think that he should be able to win when he gets a full run of support.

This is the majors, kid. Take what you’re given and be grateful for it.

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I thought the idea of one run being enough might be a bit much, but there were some interesting points being made. It was a different perspective, at any rate.

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by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we have Buster Posey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing BMoney hit that HR

Otherwise, we could have been looking at a no-no.

by lincecumania on Apr 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Watch Cain load the bases

and get 2-3 more runs tacked on here.

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why write something like that? Now we’re all gonna blame you if it happens

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain’s at 99 pitches, right?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These Round Table commercials are stupid. And creepy.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Commercials, generally, are stupid.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are a couple of good ones

  • guy with beer closet screaming
  • beer commercial guy wants to vent with wife

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those are two I really hate.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course you do

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

five

five dollar

five dollar foot lonnnnnnng

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/punches groug

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just saw the little cows one. I did like that one.

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by can of corn on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d make sure my pizza came with a restraining order against that guy.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

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Randy is ofer because Oldjacket is absent tonight

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t Dodger fans know about watching the outfielders on fly balls?

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

too busy watching the beachball or where the wave is in the stadium

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Kruk, I’d really prefer Cain not throw 120 pitches in this game.

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by groug on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DON'T BABY HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bucky balls

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My orgo professor in college was actually the guy that first synthesized a bucky ball.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're right

better make it 135

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk saying that Cain should be able to handle 120 pitches easy…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Krukow is from an era where 120 pitches was nothing.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why did it change?

by wilriv21 on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

/Bruce Jenkins

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jenkins had an article where he was actually correct. He was very critical of baseball’s blackout rule.

by SFGuy on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 outs

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe in his next game.

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to get that Pac-Man bobblehead.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This sort of reminds me of the Red Sox game in 2007

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playbyplay?gameId=270616102

7 innings of three hit ball, only to lose to a lone Manny Ramirez homer

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember that because it was the day of my friends’ graduation.

by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember that because I was there

So sad.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The game not your friend's graduation.

Although I’m sure the graduation was very memorable.

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by GiantBrass on Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott’s mini-crow-hop really annoys me

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by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its so he can get his power level over 9000

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAHH

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This intentional walk is a good idea

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by rhys on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

always a good decision

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit, walking to get to the pitcher…

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will they pinch hit for Kershaw, or allow him to hit his own home run?

by Shoeless on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

shades of gallardo

by thebighead on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok. Pitchers have killed us with the bat this year. They better get Kershaw or I’m going to be seriously annoyed.

by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No kidding – it’ll be really embarrassing if Kershaw and his .069 2008 average gets a HR.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

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