Open GameThread, 4/15
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 15, 2009 5:45 PM PDT
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PrintSan Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers, Apr 15, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
Hitters stepping to me; they want to get some
But I'm the Cain, so, yo, you know the outcome
Another should-be victory
They can't score runs for me
But pick a pre-Bonds date, 'cause you're history
I'm the pitcher with balls of fire, straight spherical
For you to beat me, it's gonna take a miracle
Or a series of unfortunate events
In fact, forget about that part, and let's pretend
The NL West I just devour
Like my catcher does with eggs, sugar, and flour
Cause when it comes to throwing smoke, hot damn
I lob it good, now let me tell you who I am
The B-I-G M-A-double-T-Y C-A-I-N
Dramatic, classic, warm up in the 'pen
I'm different, so don't compare me to another
Cause their breaking balls hang, word to the mother
And after 120 pitches, I still have energy
So when I roll on you hitters, you better be
Ready to strike out because your talent's on loan
You're just a wiffle bat, I'm a Tom Seaver clone
Who's on the Giants, so wait until you
Try to crowd the plate, so I can pitch into
Your helmet, you try to reach first base and
It's like Friday the 13th, and I'm a play Jason
No type of joke, gag, riddle, puzzle or game
The name is Matthew, yes, the real live Cain
So then
Here's your walking papers, sign them
'Cause I'll issue several ill-timed walks
But I'll work around them, and there ain't no balks, cause...
Ain't no half-pitchin'
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Dodgers lead the series 1-0
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PART 2 OF THE GAME DAY THREAD HERE
and the epic saga of feeble good vs overwhelming evil continues.... (part 3 of game day thread)
GameThread number four is here....
And GameThread Five -- the last of its kind -- is here
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put the baby wipes down and step away from the microphone
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
The "great" lineup for Cain
From Baggs:
RF Winn
SS Renteria
LF Lewis
C Molina
3B Sandoval
1B Aurilia
CF Rowand
2B Uribe
P Cain
I understand having Aurilia in, especially early in the season against a lefty with really good stuff. I still don’t understand this Uribe-fetish of Bochy’s.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
We don’t understand it, but we expect it and know it well.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
I hate Bruce Bochy.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 15, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bochy keeps doing this kind of stuff and the Giants lose badly, he will be gone before the season ends.
Really, Aurilia does make sense. It does. So does firing Bochy if he keeps mismanaging the lineup.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And the big Velez - sized hole.
Is he being platooned?
Would you prefer marooned?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's reply to Cain:
I Can’t Stand It I Know You Planned It
I’ma’ Set It Straight This Watergate
I Can’t Stand Rockin’ When I’m In Here
‘Cause Your Crystal Bal Ain’t So Crystal Clear
So While You Sit Back And Wonder Why I Got This Fuckin’ Thorn In My Side
Oh My God It’s A Mirage
I’m Tellin’ Y’all It’s Sabotage
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
Wonder if Nate will ever get a start anytime this season.
Judgment Day is coming
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(Shakes.) “Signs point to no.”
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
i don’t get aurilia hitting in front of rowand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I hadn’t noticed that. Wow, Bochy is on a roll this season.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah
Bochy seems to really like hitting Rowand 7th. I know he was disappointing last year, but he’s still our best hitter against LHP.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
FOD GUCKING DAMNIT
I fucking hate juan uribe
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
BEAT LA
Mine has more bold
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Defeat the large metropolis in Southern California
Please.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
Clayton Kershaw will be all over the place. Luckily, our lineup will swing anyway. Lewis and Winn will combine for our 3 walks, but Kershaw will still K 8.
Cain takes the loss, 7 IP, 3 runs, a homer or two.
But prove me wrong, please.
I’d put the +/- at 2.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
6
He already has one in batting practice.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
You’re assuming he’ll have a runner on first, which presumes is a fact not in evidence.
He’ll manage to get 4, 2 of them coming with the bases empty.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Sooooo played...
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine has pictures.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 15, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fine, you win. And yes, that is impressive.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
excellent
really, that is awesome. Well done
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Terrific opener Grant
good rap omens
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
MLB - TV question
Scheduled for a 10 pm EDT start (It’s 6 pm here now) , what time should I expect to be able to swear at my monitor?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
7:15 PST?
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 15, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
So I'll get nothing until the exact appointed moment? What about audio?
Given current trends I expect SOMETHING to end up broken…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
usually 5-10 minutes before the game the audio and video kick in
usually audio first
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Thanks.
And an hour and several Bumruns later I can kick my monitor in.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you swearing about Uribe being in the line-up? Cause if you’re not, you’re doing it wrong.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Looking at the Giants-Dodgers preview page on Yahoo Sports
Near the bottom is blog coverage. The Dodgers is “Why Jackie Robinson is Important” The Giants?? “Notes Regarding the Giants’ Hot Start”
Fail
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fail for Yahoo. Fast start? Or getting swept by the Padres?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think it’s funny how they linked that on Yahoo. People will check it out that doesn’t know about this website and will think WTF?!?!
I forgot about that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
With everyone wearing #42.
I could see Jeff Kent being really irritated about it. I’m sure he doesn’t like. He seemed like the kind of person who would have harassed Jackie back in 1947 if Kent played back then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI
The horrified look on Myers’ face and Chris Tucker’s shock make it SO worth the 2 minutes.
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
I half-expected Myers to use his Dr. Evil voice and say, “riiiiiiight.”
Judgment Day is coming
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Dodgers lineup from Yahoo Sports
R. Furcal ss
O. Hudson 2b
M. Ramirez lf
A. Ethier rf
R. Martin c
J. Loney 1b
M. Kemp cf
C. Blake 3b
C. Kershaw p
Teeheehee
I can see the size of your sample…. and it’s small.
/giggle giggle giggle
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Whoops wrong thread.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Okay…. everyone back away from the ledge, and put down any sharp pointy objects.
according to Henry Schulman Ishi and ManBur may sit again tomorrow.
/picks up blunt object, hammers head with it
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Ummm…say what?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Isn’t Stults the kind of guy you’d want Ishi to get some ABs against to see how he handles lefties?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nope
he cannot hit lefties.
just like fred lewis early last season.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Ahh, I can see clearly now.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, that sounds like Bochy.
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I’m not a beanball fan and I would never advise throwing at a guy’s head, but methinks he must be made less comfortable in the batter’s box.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 15, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Counterpoint
Tim Wakefield hadn’t won a game in Oakland since 1999 and he nearly no-hit the A’s this afternoon.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
it’d be cool if the giants hit a home run tonight. just one.
i know i’m asking a lot
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i mean, this is probably way too much, but maybe the home run could even come with runners on base.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/prefers Hell
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If LA is heaven, no wonder Lucifer rebelled. He just wanted to be able to get rid of his car and walk places.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Nobody walks in L.A.
Dale Bozzio said so.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What in the name of fuck is a home run?
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is it like a dan ortmeier?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
A walk would be nice also.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
I have said this before the last 3 games
I wont say it today, maybe some reverse psychology will pay off
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Fun Fact
Giants hitters are last in the majors in walks. Giants pitchers are 28th in the majors in walks allowed.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Haven’t had a base on balls since Friday. Friday.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Haven’t had a HR since opening day. Opening day.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Scott Rolen has more home runs today than the Giants have in the last six games.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Which is really weird
Considering that we hit three (!) HR’s that day. I wonder if we’ll ever do that again.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
How a franchise that had BARRY FUCKING BONDS for the best years of his career can’t recognize the value of plate discipline and drawing walks is beyond me.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I assume you mean that there are only two teams who’ve allowed more walks than the Giants, not that their walk total is third lowest.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
You assume correctly.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Actually
According to ESPN’s stat page, the Giants pitchers are only 13th in walks allowed (31 total).
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
They went over 100 innings without a home run last year. If I recall correctly, it was the second longest homerless drought in recent years.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
So I’m watching Mythbusters and it looks like Kari and Grant have been promoted to the “Don’t do this at home” segment.
When I say “promoted” I mean Adam and Jamie probably didn’t want to do it anymore.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Are they watching a Giants game?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
Well, no one wants to do that.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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So Boch said that Ishi will get his chance to prove himself against lefties, yet Aurillia has started against all Lefties faced, and if rumors are true then Ishi is not in tomorrow either.
I guess the spot start for Aurillia will turn into every Lefty? Even though Aurillia had a terrible game when he started.
LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Nah
Bochy gives the kids a day off because they have been pressing. Surprised that Sandoval has not been given a day to rest
The Infield
TI was 0-10 until he got the hit
Burriss 2-20
Brooks 1-15
Edgardo 4-24
ALL could use a day off
Aurillia 0-5, 1 K, 2 GIDP
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Ishikawa also just missed home runs twice in San Diego as i recall.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
This one?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
DNW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The Carrot Top Motto:
If you can’t be funny, get muscle bound.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Worked for Barry Zito, too.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
/Bad 1-800-CALL-ATT ad
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Yesterday was a day off.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
That’s what I was thinking as well, but then I realized Bochy said it does a player good to ‘sit on the bench for a game’, so he had to wait until tonight to put his plan into action.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 15, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Prop bet
Greater number: Fake bunts by Aurilia or GIDPs by Aurilia?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Jerk pork, rice, and salad.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Thai Mushroom Noodles and Fage Yogurt (I can’t stop eating this stuff)
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
chicken and mozarella ravioli, toast, and beer.
by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicken tacos
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Its unfortunate that Zito pitches on your birthday
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
The Padres just allowed Jose Reyes to score from first on a wild pitch. The baseball world may be returning to normal.
Sounds like the play in Little League where I got an inside-the-infield grand slam.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I bunted for a triple (several errors but who cares)
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
My grand slam came against the Indians, who were the worst team in the Little League. Which was appropriate back in the 80s.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
On the other hand, I once hit a legit triple into the left-center gap, but the dumbass teenaged umpire invalided the play and called me back because the pitcher threw before he had his mask on.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Wow
LOL
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
speaking of platoons
Bochy should really give a start to Frands… oh wait
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
That’s some ’Denk shit right there
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Fun Fact
Evan Longoria, Nick Swisher, Nelson Cruz, Carlos Quinton, Brandon Inge, Albert Pujols and Alfonso Soriano all have more home runs then the Giants do as a team.
I have Pujols in one league
and got Cruz off the WAIVER WIRE in an AUCTION league. BOO YA
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I’m going to try to finish my calculus homework while listening to the game. Providing I don’t accidentally rip it up.
Do calculus and Giants baseball mix? Stay tuned to find out.
does patience and Giants baseball mix?
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
There once was this guy called Larry Blonds, I hear he got some walks.
He’s never mentioned around here, though.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
HOW COME NO ONE EVER MENTIONS LARRY BLONDS?!?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirty Sanchez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Jerry Fonz?
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
Pancho and lefty?
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
There's hope for you yet , SoCal.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
wilriv pairing up Giants pitchers into couples.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, it’s sad how it never quite worked out with Lincecum and Alderson. People would say, “Hey Tim!” and they’d both be like, “Yeah, what?” and it just drove them crazy. Ripped them apart. :(
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
good evening guys!
Just got home, made dinner and grabbed my beer…i dunno about you all, but i’m ready for our 3rd win right here. What’s with this ooribay guy though?
Bochy hates us :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Uribe
He is like a football: round and gets kicked around a lot.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
RACIST
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Juan Uribe: 2 starts
Rich Aurilia: 2 starts
Eugenio Velez: 1 start
Nate Schierholtz: 0 starts
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lineup fail.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
really, WTF does Nate have to do to get a start?
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
Maybe they’re showcasing him for a trade. Other teams value bench-sititng, ass-scratching skills!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Filthy hippie national anthem!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Oh teams that have consistently good scouting and personnel management.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Blue Jays are in first place, whoo! Or they’ll move back into a tie after winning tonight, anyway.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Gotta listen to Scully tonight.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if he’ll mention that Winn played b-ball with Nash at SCU?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawk Harrelson is also missing other things, like a cerebral cortex.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Is that the “put it on the board” guy, or the guy who joins in on the “yes”
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
The put it on the board guy.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t hate him.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
YIPPIE YI YAY THE MINI SIRLOIN BOCHY!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
The new FOOT-LONG YUM ROCKET?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I have a feeling #42 is going to have a big game.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
i dunno man
don’t count out that #42, he’s wily
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
He doesn’t have a chance against #42.
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Oh man, South Park looks funny tonight. I’m watching the game on my laptop in the living room, while listening to a podcasted lecture and my room-mate is watching TV.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I am DVR’ing it currently
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
As am I. Scrubs, too, though that was earlier.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ll probably end up watching it tomorrow on their website.
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you might need to dl software, but i use it for soccer and usually gets me a decent feed
by scottishgiants on Apr 15, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
John just said Manny will sit possibly the next 3 days.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
FUUUUUCKKKKK
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Go Randy.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
I’m heading to the stadium now! Look for me on TV!
I hope there are celebrities in the stands!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Kershaw??
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
oh look, a high lazy fly ball into center field.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lovely, great AB.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Alright baseball again!
It’s so nice to watch a game, again. That was a long layoff between now and the Brewers series. All those off days sucked.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I too thought it was closer to the last 3 seasons.
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This stat is depressingly true
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the kind of Pandamonium that is often synonymous with Butt Pee.
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Maybe he should sit tomorrow.
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Maybe the Giants will return to the Velez at SS experiment.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Where would the Giants be without Edgardo Renteria
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
watching BomarVizcock at SS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Believe he will soon be toeing the rubber in the city.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Mmmm smells like fail.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
tastes like Aids
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
WARNING TASTELESS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Feels like it’s gonna be another long game.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
fixed
Feels like it’s gonna be another long game season.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
It's really sad..
When you’re #3 hitter is hitting .417 but only has 1 RBI
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
But it’s still quite sad.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, I like choices
I think I’ll cant this time.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I would have rung him up
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
things got evened out
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
jackie
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain’s gonna have to hit a home run tonight.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Three
He’s gonna need three.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
At least I started Kershaw. The last time I didn’t start a good pitcher vs Cain was Haren in the Fantasy Playoffs. The one where he beat Cain 2-0. D’oh well.
./cockpunch
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
that’s just smart fantasy ball
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Sooooooo
The odds of a Kershaw no-hitter?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Better than a Tim Wakefield no-hitter.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
guarunteed
Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."
A NO HITTER is pretty much inevitable at this point.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
what, with NO HITS??
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Whatever
I’m going make dinner.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Sadly, I already have the jerk pork marinating, so all I have to do is put it in the oven. :(
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Perfect Game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that was supposed to be a response to thehavenot.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
In the business we call this
a reply fail
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
lol Giants
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Safe?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
N/M
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He was just desperate to break up the no-hitter.
by non sequitur on Apr 15, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Rivalry
Look forward to the days when Giants start Lincecum Cain and Bumgarner and the Dodgers start Kershaw Billingsley and McDonald
i hate cheap hits.
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Give it a week, he’ll get hurt.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The fail is like a freight train barreling down the tracks. The GIants car has stalled at the intersection but they refuse to exit the vehicle.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
My feed is really slow tonight.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
We need bondslegend
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
so
do we really have to see every player wearing 42 once a year forevermore?
FANTASY BASEBALL UPDATE
Since I’m sure you all wanted to know.
We’re only halfway through April, but already I’ve had three guys go on the DL and two guys get sent to AAA. :(
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
And David Price.
Ichiro, Mauer, and Mora to the DL.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Chris Carpenter going on the DL might mean I get Pablo… so… yay for DL’d players! (I’m carrying Milledge too – not happy about it)
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 15, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Sorry I rejected your trade.
I thought about replacing Maholm with Anderson but I think I’d like to wait a few more starts before I make any hasty decisions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I like Snider and my offense sucks. :(
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I like Snider too :(
Paul Maholm has a 3:4 BB/K ratio.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BUT HES THE ACE HE MADE GREAT FIRST START MAHOLM > LINCECUM
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Well, except for SECRET WEAPON SCOTT ROLEN.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
well
I didn’t have the AAA problem, but I started the year with A-Rod on the DL and Webb and Dice-K have promptly joined him.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 15, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't tell anybody apart!
Is that Rowand pitching???
I just don’t know!!!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Scully with the tale of two cities reference
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Stealing Miller & Flemming’s gimmick.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Posey 2 run HR
3rd of year
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Buster Posey has as many HR as the entire SF Giants team
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If...
If the San Jose Giants played the San Francisco Giants for 162 games, what would the records be?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I remember last spring the Giants lost to Fresno. And that wasn’t even a GOOD minor league team.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Yesh!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD FURCAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Suh-weet
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 15, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Got him!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
JAJAJAJA FURCAL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Eat shit Furcal
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Failurcal
that wasn’t even close.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Pasta diving Sandoval
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I hope they don’t serve it with failsauce.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 15, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamnit. Matt Cain sux.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I love it
These are the type of comments we make with no score in the first.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
pre-emptive fuck you Andre Ethier
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Great call
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Manny was supposed to cut his hair
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Why should I care if I have to cut my hair?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I got to move with the fashions or be outcast
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
MY FRIED EGG MAKES ME SICK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MY DAD COULD'NT STAND ON TWO FEET
AS HE LECTURED ABOUT MORALITY!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M WET AND I'M COLD
BUT THANK GOD I AIN’T OLD
(my favorite Who song)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
one of my favorites of all time, for sure
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I just listened to that album a few hours ago.
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Should I turn this off now?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
oh hey i’m matt cain and i like to nibble again isn’t that fun
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
On gameday it looks like Cain is getting seriously squeezed.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He is.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Just go until..
we take a walk or hit a home run.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Does this include the SJ Giants?
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 15, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Or the Arizona Giants? Might take ’til rookie league ball starts.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
gah
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
This game has not started the way I wanted it to start.
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Rollover Ethier
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
PANIC
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Was that a bad hop or a fail by Richie?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
both
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
outs
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Ishikawa woulda had that
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
This sucks.
My TV is like, completely broken.
I’m stuck with KNBR, Yahoo, and you freaks.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
WORK AROUND RUSSELL MARTIN???
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I BLAME GRANT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I blame Jackie Robinson's retired number
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HEY MATT
THROW STRIKES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He listened
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Open base
It’s only strategy
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
But, like a veteran, Richie didn’t panic.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Fuck you Martin!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
6 strikes
11 balls
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
He pitched around Manny
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes! Please!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Russell Martin
.207, 0 HR, 5 RBI
HE SUX
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
OOHHHHH WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Throw Strikes 42!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Nothing below mid-thigh is a strike apparently.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OPEN BASE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Ring him the fuck up!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
bullshit. getting squeezed
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
where was that?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 15, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
MMMM SMELLS LIKE FAIL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
c
Where the f**k was that pitch?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
darn
2-5 - Losers of 4 in a row!
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
you don't earn strikes
the ball is in the strike zone or it is not. Fuck this ump
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Something that has always driven me crazy about professional sports
“earning” calls
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
When I was a kid, my dad used to drive me crazy by declaring the game was over after the other team went up by a run or even threatened to score early. This is the perfect team for him.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
BUT HE EARNED IT
2 Ksssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
JESUS
Give the guy (Cain) a break.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
good lord
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 15, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Umm...
what channel is the game on? Comcast cable. It’s not on 40 or 4 or 2 and I’m not really sure where else it would be.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
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