Rally Matt Cain Thread 04/14 - 04/15
GO!
It's a down time for Giants fans and I thought it would be appropriate to have a rally Giants thread. But, the team is just pissing me off as a whole (besides Dwight & Fred), so they don't deserve the honor.
So this thread is dedicated to Matt Cain, the lord of all that sucks in the world of baseball. Matt Cain will probably fail and will end up the suckiest of the entire rotation.*
*(just kidding... Matt Cain is awesome)
BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A. BEAT L.A.
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Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 7:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZitLOL gif is full of win 24/7.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Apr 14, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain and Randy Winn are the only Giants who have done anything useful this year.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 14, 2009 8:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis would disagree:
.417 .517 .625.
by neurofarm on Apr 14, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Rowand too
381/.409/.667.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 14, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is just scary. I actually find myself rooting for Scott at this point.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 14, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been rooting for Scott since he’s been on the Giants.
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by groug on Apr 14, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah?
I was a fan of his when he was still underground.
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did totally sell out when he got that big contract.
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by groug on Apr 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand's a zombie?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 14, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
either that or a mole
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
He does seem quite blind when throwing the ball back from the outfield.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 14, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 14, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks thin there.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Apr 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BODY BIAS!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

GO MATT!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 14, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
favorite
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 14, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knowing how to Win:
Matt Cain: 1
Rest of Giants rotation: 0
by FairweatherFan on Apr 14, 2009 9:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 14, 2009 9:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
That is a wynn.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 14, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2009 9:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This always gets me
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 14, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back: Matt Cain
Middle L-R: Dave Roberts, Random Deuche 1, Rich Aurilla
Front L-R:Timmy, Trashner, Random Deuche 2, Omar
Is this right? who are the other two
Random Deuche 1:?
Random Deuche 2: Is that frandsen?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back: Matt
Middle: Doc, Noah, Richie
Front: Tim, Agent Jack, Frandsen, Omar
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is Noah? Wow! no wonder he looks out of place.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random Deutsche? How do you know they’re German?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am that good
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random douche? You just called Noah Lowry a random douche!? Who the hell do you thi…Oh. Deuche. That’s OK I guess.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 14, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did this picture even come from?
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
by Chulk on Apr 14, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A benefit for Logan, a kid who has Spinal Muscular Atrophy.
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol is this a serious picture? Seeing this always makes me think the site is fake or something.
by MetalFaceDoom on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it’s for real. Just a collage of random photos taken from the event.
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, really?
Even Cain? That’s awesome.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 4:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had the circle of people cheering him on
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 15, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool pic.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday my Dad disgustingly said, and I quote “Matt Cain is the only guy on this team who ain’t a fuckin’ cunt!”. So he’s got that going for him. Which is nice.
You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 14, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your dad is cool.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If freaking out and cussing about the Giants shortcomings is cool, consider him Miles Davis.
You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 14, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like your dad.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+2
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 14, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is your dad Paulie Walnuts?
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
by bkrhater on Apr 14, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much! He is an abrasive old Italian with a questionable hairdo. By the way, GIANTS ANGST is hereditary.
You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If your dad doesn’t already have a burly handlebar ’stache, he needs to grow one. Actually, I think applies to everyone.
by mxmob33 on Apr 14, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially the ladies.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dad’s ‘stache is more Father Guido Sarducci than Rollie Fingers. It’s a lady killer nonetheless.
You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 15, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like to thank the $46 course at the Handsome Boy Modeling School
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 15, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
still best
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUPERWONDERFUL!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This will always be awesome.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain's run support
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that’s a homerun swing! Bite me, Yovani Gallardo!!
by StickRat on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DIY FTW
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Lonely Matt Cain is Lonely
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD MARK SWEENEY!
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by groug on Apr 14, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that who that is?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 14, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, all the media is gathering around Mark Sweeney because the report had just come out that Bonds claimed he might have gotten amphetamines from Sweeney’s locker.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 14, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite photo ever
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Apr 14, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve looked for that so hard sometimes. I loved that picture.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 14, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GIANTS WALK 14 LAST 3 GAMES AND ACCEPT NO WALKS WHEN BATTING
Cain is losing weight this year. Maybe he can no longer afford to lose games. iF THE TREND Continues, in a few years Timmy will weight 245, and Matt will weigh 170. If Timmy’s dad could teach Randy Johnson, the Lincecum windup, Johnson would be throwing the ball about 126 MPH.
by bradleybear on Apr 14, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it me, or was the second Death Star a lot easier to blow up than the first one?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Apr 14, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, but it sure was expensive...
Death Star Costs $15.6 Septillion, 1.4 Trillion Times the US Debt
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn’t finished yet?
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Apr 14, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sad.
All those poor contractors who lost their lives…
by chilibean_3 on Apr 14, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shoddy work.
Rebels found discovered how to destroy it faster.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After that tactical genius the Emperor “allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator.” He probably should have put that one to a vote.
by satyricrash on Apr 14, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Apr 14, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn’t count on the POWER OF LOVE
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huey tried to warn him.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Apr 14, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, this is heavy.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 14, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, they probably could have made those tubes a little smaller, but then the rebels could have just shot the womp rat sized hole to destroy it again.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 14, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would just like to point out
Matt Cain == “Not much bigger than 2 meters”
I hereby petition GINTS BRASS to rename AT&T Park “Beggars Canyon”.
Hell, isn’t Lucas a Giants fan?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 14, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Matt Cain.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 14, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW DO LUV SOME WON WHO SUX & DOESN’T NO HOW TO WINZ???
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOEMN DONT UNDERSTAND BASEBALL THEY JUST LIKE PLAYERZ CUZ OF THERE BUTS.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIRLZZ ON TEH INTARWEBZZZZ????
HEY BABY A/S/L????
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are no girls on the internet
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Men Who Don't Know How To Win & The Women Who Love Them
On the next Dr. Phil
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 14, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also in the results
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 14, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain is a girl who watches chick flicks.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He probably owns a cat too.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Apr 14, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 14, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOO
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 14, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm…don’t mind that coming up I guess.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 14, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prior to this, the only reference I’d ever seen to Pia Zadora was in a gay love story.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I rec this, will we win a game?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 14, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Proud papa of Nathan John Schierholtz. Choo Choo...the train is a comin' baby, get off them tracks!!
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 14, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
looks shopped
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 14, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has pixels.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 14, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Apr 14, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bighugefail.com
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 14, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was reading that as a Chinese word, so I didn’t get what it was until hours later when I looked at it again.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we’re doing “jin xing” correctly?
by chilibean_3 on Apr 14, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL YOU FAIL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh- New Version

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Apr 15, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame these.
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by Natto on Apr 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This has worked before....

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 14, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so freaking awesome
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 20, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah baby

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 14, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All you need are gloves

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by Natto on Apr 14, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey everyone
when are we finally going to see that Matt Cain might not be any good? I say we trade him right now, while his value is still relatively high with other teams. Any ideas?
I’ve been here awhile and am super surprised this subject hasn’t ever before ever been mentioned on this site ever
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Possibly the brewers or rangers would be good trade partners?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Apr 14, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unload Zito, get back Davis+Smoak.
3 way with the Twins, give up Rowand for Mornaue type?
by MonkeyChow on Apr 14, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 way with the Twins
Ummm, yes please?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Apr 14, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which Twins are we talking? if this involves Joe Mauer then I’m in.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more along the lines of the Brazilian synchronized swimming twins, but you’re welcome to fill in the blanks as you see fit.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Apr 14, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mauer?
I’ll take Punto, Cuddyer, and Crede. Gamer love-in!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
by baetown415 on Apr 14, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have a twin?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 15, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Cain, Victory and Pie!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 15, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C’mon matt, i wore my giants uniform for you today
BEAT LA
by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 15, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Johnson had never lost in LA, and Cain has never won....
by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 15, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Courage Wolf has a (belated) message for Matt:

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
late old man is late.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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