Post-Game Postmortem
Take yer fun chatter and cram it.
From the GameThread here at McCovey Chronicles:
From the GameThread over at True Blue LA:
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. For the masochists, a link to the full boxscore.
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Giants mathematically eliminated April 30
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 13, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone posted at True Blue LA?
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
=(
Apparently neither of those characters count as a subject or a comment.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
But what an awful not even a week it’s been.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
but it started off so well
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Clarice
The little Filipina sang the National Anthem and was outstanding. Everything went downhill from there. Tomorrow we go to the beach.
Go San Jose Giants
At least she wasn’t as bad as that woman who sang “God Bless America.” That was longer than the bottom of the fourth inning.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
give it in Japanese
hara kiri
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 13, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I just have a flashback?
Giants v. Dodgers
11-1
?has this ever happened before??
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
Odds of "Hot Seat" references in the Chron tomorrow....
….anyone?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Simple solution
I have been to two Giants games, both wins. Obviously I need to quit my job and go to the rest of them. I blame myself.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
should be
two Giants games this year
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
two GIANTS wins?
because i’ve been to one game this year. there was a win there, but not ours.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Apr 15, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dodgers defeated the San Francisco Giants in the game, 15,214 to .04.
It was that close?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
And we get to sit on this debacle for a whole two days.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Bochy
Please don’t start Aurilia or Uribe or Velez tomorrow.
Signed
Giants Fans.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
er
day after tomorrow
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
stupid day off in the middle of a series making me look silly
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
What's up with that anyway?
Why tomorrow and not Thursday, between series?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Insurance against an opening day rainout. Standard procedure for many teams.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
But it never rains in Southern California.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Man...
…it pours.
I guess the best of Randy is somewhere years behind him.
ALL HANDS ON DECK!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Even better!
Don’t start anyone! Take the day off.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
AMIDOINITRITE?

RJ’s slider was breaking up today?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Did I really do it wrong or was this snark? Because all the others look like they are correct, but the slider is defying gravity like a fastball essentially.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Remember when McCoven were picking this team to finish 3rd in the NL West?
That was cool.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
Giants just got a letter from the NL West
Apparently, we’ve been delisted….
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
ugh...
chills
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 13, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Orlando Hudson. wtf
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
and at least manny burriss has one good skill: he’s bilingual.
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
at least we have renteria and burriss and velez
I suggest chemotherapy.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
MCCOVEN BRASS WTF WITH TEH MACCA HATE?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 13, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
/writes overly sentimental song
//sets it to corny ragtime-style music
///profits
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
but isn’t that exactly what you’re doing here, in a non musical way?
without all the profit, i mean.
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/writes overly snarky post
//double-checks to make sure nothing is offensive or edgy
///doesn’t profit
You know, you may be on to something…
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants will find a way to lose tommorrow
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Randy Johnson and Lincecum SHOULD improve. Which should make about a third of those games watchable. Whatever… I’d just like to see them pitch well, no matter the wins and losses.
Yeah, it’s depressing.
+1
That’s supposed to be the bargain: Ginats don’t score runs, but watching pitching can be enjoyable nonetheless.
This year= fail
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 13, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
can i just point out
matt cain, so far the only effective giants starting pitcher this year. suck on that, you “he’s not a winner!” fans!
(note: i am fully aware that it’s only been 7 games. i am just guessing that the win/loss stat obsessed fans won’t know enough to shout “small sample size” back at me).
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 13, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Was there a game today?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Is Nate going to play this year?
Or does Eugenio Velez have pictures of Bochy doing something REALLY nasty? How can Nate remain nailed to the bench in an 11-1 blowout when he hasn’t played all year and Velez is hitting .111?
Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.
by TrevorWilsonGrin on Apr 13, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
This team truly has something against Nate, and I can’t figure out what it is. Maybe he took Bochy’s daughter out to a nice candlelight dinner and never called her back?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 13, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he took Bochy’s daughter out to a nice candlelight seafood dinner and never called her back?
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Maybe he took Bochy’s daughter out to a nice candlelight seafood dinner and nevercalledbrought her back?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he took Bochy’s daughter out to a nice candlelight seafood dinner and
never calledbrought her back?
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Nate is on this team. My belief is SF wants to see if Velez can help. Same with Torres. There will be a short rope and both could be in Fresno if they do not produce.
NEEDZ SHOARTER ROAP!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 14, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
does Eugenio Velez have pictures of Bochy doing something REALLY nasty?
Yeah, Managing this team….
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
So when do we play the Astros?
Amazingly, they’re actually doing worse.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
My general rule is to draw no conclusions about anything until at least 25 games are in the books… that is being mightily tested right now.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
so basically what you are saying is: do not fire up the San Jose/San Francisco Pipeline until early May
I’m trying to remain calm – 7 games is a very small (if discouraging) sample.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
But yes, I’m not calling for a mass Caltrain callup.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 13, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They would all be drunk when they got here!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This day really sucked
Harry Kalas, Mark Fidrych, former ASU and Cal coach Bruce Snyder and Marilyn Chambers all passed away today.
I’m going to trim my pubes in the shape of a heart in honor of her.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
I just heard about Fidrych. What the fuck is up with the universe today?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
in a dump truck accident?
I mean, come on. I just finished his book “No Big Deal” yesterday.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 13, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a long winter so I guess a day with Giant’s baseball is still better than a day without. Even if we lose 11-1 to the Devils.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 13, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
I’m getting shit from the damn Rockies fans out here in CO. Guess I shouldn’t have laughed in their faces and boasted of a youthful, competitive club with good young pitching!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Apr 13, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
So you’re admitting this is all your fault.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
lol Yankees.
So I’m doing chicken and shrimp in garlic peanut sauce tonight for dinner. I couldn’t resist the portabello mushrooms on sale at the grocery but I don’t know if they’ll go with the dish. What say you, McCoven?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I say
/drools all over keyboard
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
We’re also having squash and spring rolls.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d say just cook the mushrooms with everything else, but chop them up in smallish pieces.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks. I was worried it would be all weird and not go with the rest of the food. I’m also adding red bell peppers.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve often had shiitkes with that sort of food – those, at least, go well.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Portobellos are good with anything! I bet they’d be good if you threw them in.
I’m making ceviche. mmm.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Oh man these things were incredible. I was drawn to the shiitakes but they were $14/pound. No thanks. But when I saw the portobellos I was happy again.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
PS love love LOVE ceviche
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to find a silver lining
Going into the season, there was a part of me that hoped the 2009 Giants would be like the 2007 Devil Rays – a team that was bad, and got the first overall draft pick, but then broke out all at once the next year. Now, the first half of that equation is looking more likely!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The first overall pick is definitely an option after this season.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Operation Strasburg Some High School Fuck I Haven’t Heard Of Yet
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
It would be so Bay Area to get the #1 pick in between Strasburg and Harper.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Have the A’s ever had the first pick? I know the Giants haven’t.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Was that an Alex Smith reference, a JaMarcus Russell reference or a Joe Smith reference? Or am I still off?
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes to all. While I’m not allowed to make fun of Alex Smith, nor do I want to (this year’s the year!), even I can admit that it was a bad year to have the #1 pick.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I see TrueBlueLA went nuts
9 comments!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
From a True Blue LA FanPost:
And I hate the giants for being so stupid as to build a hitters ballpark with a dorky corporate name and then put all there eggs into the pitching basket. I ’m not sure if its rationale to hate them for that since I want them to loose every game of the season, but I do.
I think that might need to go on a t-shirt.
Ohhhhhhhh my
Too many things wrong to even begin
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
My favorite part has to be the use of “rationale.”
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's loose some games!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He hates Randy Johnson for being tall!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I’ve always disliked Randy Johnson for being so tall and good and always rebuffing the Dodger’s advances
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
But which Dodger was making advances? Gotta be Loney.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
the dueling mustaches there are epic
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Apr 13, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Im having a hard time seeing Ned as a Dodger fan.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Apr 14, 2009 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I messed with it to make him resemble the Dodgers’ Ned.
Judgment Day is coming
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So wait…this is actually from the show? Like Randy Johnson and Ned?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
They had booths at a left handed convention. I don’t remember the rest of the episode but the RJ/Ned exchange was pretty good.
Probably promo art for the episode with the Major Leaguers.
Judgment Day is coming
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That was a really early episode – Johnson was in the majors at that point, but it was before he was really a star.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Darrrrrrryllllllllllll Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrylllllllll
That’s “Homer at the Bat”
info here http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F13.html
" ``Virtually all the writers on the staff are rotisserie league junkies,’’
says Simpsons creator Matt Groening. "
and of course the Wiki
In the DVD commentary for that episode, they mention the other players thought it was really funny that they wrote Darryl Strawberry as the goody two shoes. And that they originally wrote Jose Canseco in an unsavory light, but he objected so they rewrote it to have him rescuing a family and all their furniture from a burning house.
They did get at least one characterization right: as we all know Steve Sax really is responsible for every unsolved murder to ever occur in New York City.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
Using some of his logic he might hate RJ for being short.
by paboperfecto on Apr 14, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions
You missed when he said,
“I BLEED BLUE I BLEED BLUE”
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that person for being so stupid as to being fundamentally, totally, epically wrong in everything he/she/it says.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And for being a Dodger fan.
Oh wait, you covered that already.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
This also reminds me of stuff stupid people would say about Bonds several years back. Now, of course, people say, “BARRY ONLY HIT HOMERZ CUZ OF STEROIDS IN THE BUTT!!!!!!!” but back before that whole shitstorm broke, I was told by more than one person that he only hit homers because the ballpark and 309 down the line and they built the stadium as a bandbox and a joke just to get Bonds more homerz!!!!!!!!!!!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
I don't know if this has been written yet
But Matt Cain will be our stopper. Bank on it.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Car Metaphor
I view picking my baseball team this season as the same experience as purchasing my first new car. Sure I had an old clunker before (The Rockies) but I never really embraced it, and was glad to be rid of it.
But here I went out and purchased my own car, and I was excited. I actually had a reason to like driving again and at first it started out excellent. Now I’m starting to think you guys sold me a clunker:

(Just kidding. I’m hoked, but I just came from a sport where my team took 3rd to last though so I’d like to see this team win some.)
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 13, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
I'm hokeyd

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It's okay, everybody
Zito just twittered “Not happy about Dodger game. take a day, reset and kill em Wed…”
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Time for lineup changes?
Team slumping, no walks, few wins. Maybe drop Edgardo Renteria down from the 2-hole and move Lewis up. Strike while the fire is hot and move Rowand up. Maybe sit an infielder for a game.
And have a starter go more than 6 innings. Where are you Cainer?
Maybe sit an infielder for a game
And play Uribe? No thanks.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Actually, I think we should just play without a shortstop, but use a fourth outfielder. Given how our OF defense has been, it’s worth a try.
Cain vs Kershaw Wednesday Night
Clayton Kershaw is a LHP so possible Ishikawa will sit. Sandoval is 1 for his last 15 so he is another candidate for a rest. Manny being Manny is not good so far. And Renteria is a struggling.
Aurilia and Uribe could see some action soon.
Strike while the fire is hot?
How old are you?
Not old enough to remember correct cliches…while the iron is hot , you smogbreather!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Interestingly Enough
When I clicked on this post, it had 7 new comments, and 126 total comments.
7/126… no wonder this thread is so depressing, it’s secretly Zito’s contract.
I forgot to set the DVR for todays game, and apparently it turned out to be much better that way.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Dodger Stadium is starting to make the Coliseum look like St. Andrews.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LAwl
fnm
4/13/2009 6:50:20 PMMy guess it was actually an isolated incident. A Giants fan could not go on after watching the abomination Brian Sabean calls the 2009 San Francisco Giants and simply took his own life.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Kripes...
Ya’all see Nicky Swisher’s line for the Yankees today?
I’d LOL @ the Yankees, but his ERA is better than ~95% of all Giants pitchers…
Moar from NYC
First game at Citi Field, first cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKQRXmlRuw
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
new york, er, queens is full of pussies
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d LOL @ the Yankees, but his ERA is better than ~95% of all Giants pitchers…
sad but true
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Apr 13, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Alternate caption
CRAAAAWWWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN THESE WOOOOUNDS THEY WILLLL NOT HEEEEALLL
Judgment Day is coming
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I almost posted “Vin Scully sings a rousing rendition of Nine Inch Nails’ ‘Closer’ before the Dodgers game….”
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
God, I’d pay $40,000 for Jon Miller’s imitation of that.
by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dodger fan's Username is incredibly fitting
Sordid: marked by baseness or grossness
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Break up the Defenders
8-1 win today. EME with 3 RBI and Schoop had 2.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah really. Mr. Bocock is doing quite well with the bat early-on.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Also: Geivy Garcia for the Defenders. Played in the Padres org from 2003-2005 never going any higher than the Midwest League and played in the American Association and the United League last season. 64 K in 52 2/3 innings.
Hm.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know. Felmy has 505 ABs as LF and over 600 as RF, lifetime. The majority of EME’s time has been in left prior to this.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERES ANGEL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
on restriction.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
FTW?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Mudville is about 1.5 hours northeast
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 13, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
See that Messenger got the save against Fresno tonight. Guzman is sure struggling early.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Wednesday
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 13, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It gets better
As if we didn’t have enough reason to hate LA:
One person stabbed outside of LA’s Dodgers Stadium.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/13/state/n182107D68.DTL&tsp=1
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
New Fun Fact
If you have “Nuke Anything” in Firefox, you can rightclick on Vin’s dried exoskeleton photo on the front page and remove it so you need not see it again.
Try it at home, kids!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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