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Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

chump don't want no help

chump don’t get no help!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Before I made this late post...

…the comments number stood at 560 , which used to be the AM frequency of KSFO – which served up the Giants to a 10 year old Victor.

Good times.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Apr 13, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

this thread sucks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That didn’t sound good.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit, we give up too many HR.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

DYING

Classic.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

crapola......

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Elitist.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, crap.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME GRANT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Look, kids, it’s another insurmountable lead.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, I see my work here is done. Call me if you want a new thread, folks.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant is secretly Tommy Lasorda. The site’s code name? Steve Sax Chronicles.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it, Grant. All your fault.

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS NEW THREAD

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh jeez

A great Airplane reference led to THAT?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Johnson loves to give up homers.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

and doubles

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it wasn’t the pitcher.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 13, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is broken.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy has only given up homeruns this season.

by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you manny ramirez and your stupid hat.

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by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddam these thread changes are killing us.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Love these two out rallies by the opposing team. I always had a soft spot for the 2008 team.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh how I miss Jose Castillo.

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE HITS DOUBLES

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

end it here...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 13, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, let's try food talk

I had a boring lunch and just eggs for breakfast, but I’m making ceviche for dinner.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

spaghetti and salad

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had boring instant noodle thing for lunch and I’m going to have boring leftovers for dinner.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Easter candy :D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife hates Cadbury Creme Eggs. I don’t know what I see in her sometimes.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one of those left and three caramel eggs. delicious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never really got into the caramel eggs. Original = best.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently

not cadbury cream eggs… but she might see them in you!

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by zenbitz on Apr 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a Wood Ranch in Norcal? I had leftovers for lunch. Barbecue tri-tip!

by itlynstalyn on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nothing. Call it a fast for the Giants.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

beef brisket sammich

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

pancakes with maple syrup for breakfast and a stir fry for dinner...

Bugles with Corona’s for a snack…

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 13, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my first attempt at ceviche, by the way. I’m using two kinds of tuna.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Thai food.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power Baseball by the Bay!

Team HRs after first week of season.

29. San Francisco: 3
30. Oakland: 1

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

whooooo!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

all in the first game

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That was a great game.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland probably won’t stay at the bottom.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the first week of the season will definitely hold up. The World Series will be the Blue Jays and the Padres.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little ashamed to admit it, but I went to the A’s game on Saturday and had a really good time.

by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it wasn’t a Dodgers game.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not....

I had a 5 dollar footlong. Roasted chicken breast on wheat to be exact.

by travisam on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m usually a fan of the turkey and ham, provolone, lettuce, cucumber, green pepper, oil, salt, pepper, on sourdough.

I miss my taco subs though, they aren’t out here. :-(

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

(cue cheesy porn music)

</Mayor of 311>

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD LONEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

54 pitches through 3 innings. Yep, a Giant is on the mound alright.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Natto

Who is the Asian guy? I’ve seen you do that since last season and still don’t get it.

by travisam on Apr 13, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He is K, a Korean popstar.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a picture of himself. Natto is really vain.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

132

(adjusted for inflation)

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like you are working on the 1/5th

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every member of our bullpen is going to pitch in at least 125 games this year.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Money....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

B-MONEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It takes something spectacular for Molina to make second.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Money!

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hee’s the call: Pablo goes deep here and now

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what she said?

by WillClark on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit goofus

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap I spelled “here’s” wrong and screwed it up for Pablo

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by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I figured you were just giggling out the call.

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

big pabby :O

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit, Pablo, stop swinging at the first pitch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

this

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by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll rip ten in a row off the first pitch, and we’ll forget all about this. Right?

Right?

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Bengie can score on a Triple!

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SMALL BALL

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

My god, look how clean cut Ramirez was then.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to look forward to Pablo's at-bats

now I dread them. I really hope he’s just in a funk

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow… that manny sure was thin

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 13, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Travis, do something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

B Money on third. All we need is a hit or a sacrifice home run.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI THE KILLER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUNGA!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesss

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

TI

Travis with the tie

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

the killer

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HE DID SOMETHING

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!!!

Tie ballgame.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ishi-ishi-ka-ka-wa-wa

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

me too ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The book isn’t weird. What’s weird is that the government preserved his brain.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RsBI!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I go away to do some work and wonder why the thread isn’t moving. New thread over 100 comments.

Bmoney yea…I’m so far behind

Ishi yea might as well make it one post

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKABOOM

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi clutch?

Yeshi is!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TI

SB threat??

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ this

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 13, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Google Image Search result for 'the dodgers hate you and your family'

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't argue with this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what in gods name..

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally someone does something about the glaring lack of Bananarama in Gameday threads.

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always suspected.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the biggest crush on Siobhan (the one in the middle) throughout the 80’s. She’s still “rad”

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a result for that search

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW IT

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S OK I'M HERE FOR THE GIANTS TO SCORE RUNS!

Oh, and LOL @ Manny jumping over Kemp.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER NOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

F U SCOTT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

San Francisco Giant

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT IS NOT MY FAVORITE

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol scott... <3 bonds

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

durn. i didn’t even know there was only 1 out…

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the Aaron Rownad I know.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you misspelled his name

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!!!

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right, he spells it “Scott.”

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we averaging a double play per game?

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is 8th on the season

by itlynstalyn on Apr 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double-play double-A

Fuck

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot AM sound!

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick math question:

how much would you say LA is paying Manny for each AB?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

22.5 million per year. Maybe 400 AB’s.

22.5 mil/ 400 = 56,250 $/AB

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

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by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying 600 ABs, $33,333.33

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry… I guess I should say plate appearances

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all Pedro Feliz.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps the cameramen hate LA so muhc they just decided to leave.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

one must have passed out from the smog

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by haverecords on Apr 13, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice looking broadcast today.

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

christy canyon in the bleachers?

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Mre technical problems. Fire Lee Hammer or David Smalls or whoever

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by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It said that last pitch was 61 mph?

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by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

81

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by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saw that too.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell Martin hates America. I hear he’s even a foreigner.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ILLEGAL IMIGRANT CMON AMERICA BRASS WHAT R U DOIN?

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Aaron Rowand

Brain-dead carribean hitter

by travisam on Apr 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhh Felipe may be reading this

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please do not group that white boy with us

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

Errant throwin’ centerfielder

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

CREAM OF WHEAT FOR BRAINS!!!

by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unit, do it here.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

please, do it somewhere else

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I don’t want to see his big unit.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

are you a homo sapien?

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Johnson’s pants come off, I’ll be homo erectus.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY

FINISH HIM

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddam foul balls

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fartin' Martin

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

there is satan!

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by haverecords on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PREPARE THE HARPOONS

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

We signed Dallas McPherson already though.

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BUY ULTRA SLIM-FAST PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

foul ball, please hit tommy and make him roll over

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by haverecords on Apr 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Has RJ looked as dirty as he was his first start? Or is he back to being human minus Gallardo.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Tommy Lasorda

History’s greatest monster.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WORSE THAN JIMMY CARTER?!?!?!?

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by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno....

Hitler….Lasorda…..Hitler….Lasorda…..

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Why’d you just say “Hitler” four times?

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is not a baby in los angeles

that tommy has not given the kiss of death

by thebighead on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

YOU HOSER

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

right, eh.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

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Off work early! How has it looked folks?

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Beautiful slider.

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STFD

Martin.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

True Facts

Tommy Lasorda is dumber than 10 dogs.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was satisfying

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

what in the fucking fuck

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by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

shit balls fuck

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by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING

ETHIER

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You could have saved us all a lot of time, Martin.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

and shit

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP GIVING UP SO MANY FUCKING HOME RUNS

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

CURSE YOU ETHIER

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

shit thats fuck

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The difference between

The Dodgers offense and the Giants:

The Dodgers, with 1 run after 4 innings are like “hmm… bats are a little cold today”
The Giants, with 1 run after 4 innings are like “GODDAMN the other team scored too!”

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

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by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit that’s fuck.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you a Giants hitting coach?

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon randy, we already gave you a run! what else do you need? Geez.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oaky, I am torn apart.... that was points for my Fantasy team

but, I hate he did it against us.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, you shouldn’t be that torn about it.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

gtfo

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what.

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, as long as you’re happy…

by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billingsley is on mine. I’m hurting with every out he gets.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see F bomb posts flying across my screen, it must be Ethier

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by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball four fail.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

come on, Randy.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

CASEY BLAKE, GRITTY GAMER

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

i.e.

cracker

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by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, A’s. I hope you enjoyed Milton Bradley for those half seasons.

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Are these pitches really as close as Gameday is making it seem? Anyone actually watching can you chime in?

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everything.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

....WTF was that?

Looked like it was in slow motion.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

wow that was ugly Renteris does not have much range

by HitorMisch on Apr 13, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

but he is our Renteria

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just realized it was a day game. This monday f**king sucks.

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by ResDog on Apr 13, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS SHOCK HORROR

The Washington Nationals may lose a baseball game today.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

0-162!

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Actually, maybe this explains how well the team’s playing. They’ve got a lot of work ahead of them to win the #1 draft pick away from Washington.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Boch is taking notes

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

A NOTE FROM BRUCE BOCHY

“Bats look flat, needs boost from Aurillia”

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why doesn’t anyone fake bunt anymore?”

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“I believe the team is 1-0 when Aurilia starts.”

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

i lowell’d

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by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“More speed will mean more offense, sub in Velez”

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PITCHING AND DEFENSE

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Billingsley can swing the bat a little bit.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

reminds be a lot od Don Drysdale

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you’re saying his career will be over in a couple of years? Sweet.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except drysdale had no problem hitting opponents with pitches when his teammates told him to. They didn’t even need to tell him.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drysdale did not need any input/ Even though he was a Dodger he was one of my favorites. He knew how to play the game. He would put you down but not a headhunter

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Kruk

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I heard that from Flem.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, nice job Pablo.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

something tells me Pablito is going to see a lot of those this year

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I think Sandoval is better on D then Renteria haha

by HitorMisch on Apr 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem just said OPEN BASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

-10,000

Bad form when one of our own players has SKULL FRACTURES.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

concerns about Pablo’s defense were grossly exaggerated

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by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FDKLSJL;KAJLD;AJKF;SJAL;FJA;LSJKF;LAMCKALE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for fuck’s sake

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by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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Yep, this day sucks.

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by ResDog on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Butt Pee

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by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember saying that this team was really fun.

Yeah, not so much.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Game 7 of the season and I’m already depressed.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

did you see the last 3?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

understatement of the year

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much optimism from the first series. Crashing back to reality now =(

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by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know its bad when the announcers are forgetting the score

by HitorMisch on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

…and the Giants forgetting to score

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curses.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ughtlelsiexefelsjhhhh.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A SHITTY DAY TO BE HOME SICK

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So, dare I ask what happened? All I can see is a 2 run scoring single to Randy Winn.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What else do you need to know? 2 out, 2 run single.

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by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, thought there was more swearing then just that indicated. Sounded like another defensive miscue.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM SO IRRITATED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Another 3+ innings from the bullpen today

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

2-160 here we come.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone have a spare gun I can blow my head off with?

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Just stick your head in the oven. Less mess.

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by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll have to get in line.

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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can use mine

I’ll be done with it soon

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by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

bullshit

what a time to start watching.
fuck the dodgers

by scottishgiants on Apr 13, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THAT’S SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a bitch

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by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, time to go do something else.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.

get the hook

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by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BLARGHELDILZEURKL:JGKL:JKL:

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I still blame Grant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant = bondslegend

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS ALL BAD NEWS

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Today's final score

371,092-1

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Operation Strasburg Someone I Haven’t Heard Of Yet

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Grant.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

INOPPORTUNE THREAD CHANGES.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is supposed to take stress off my life, not add to it

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So this is gonna be Randy’s last inning, or batter?

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I long for the days when Woody would serve em up and the defense would make plays

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I long for the days when we had a defense.

by Merope on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought our pitching was supposed to carry us

We’ve had one good start out of seven.

And we still can’t hit.

And guess what? We can’t field either.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m starting to think .500 is wayyyyy too optimistic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to think my stupid Why Are Our Standards So Low That We Think This Was A Good Offseason fanpost was actually brilliant. :(

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
I’m starting to think .050 is wayyyyy too optimistic.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland Spiders, here we come!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice fielding, bitchLew

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Ted Robinson thinks The Unit was a good signing.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He was.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with Freddy’s defense? He wasn’t this bad last season.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m starting to think that looking at pictures of naked ladies would be a better use of my time than this filth

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Always a good use of time.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 run lead.

insurmountable.

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re going to need more relievers.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

and a bigger boat

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo I’m going to clean the catbox, it’s less shitty than this game.

by Merope on Apr 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE INNING THAT NEVER ENDS

YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SOME PITCHERS STARTED PITCHING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS

NOW THEY KEEP ON PITCHING IN IT JUUUST BECAUSE…

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by GiantBrass on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

This fell apart quickly.

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on Apr 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

At least I’m facing RJ in fantasy baseball this week

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next person to mention how something disastrous for the Giants is good for their fantasy team gets punched in the throat.

Next one after that, too.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

fuck that shit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

by scottishgiants on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im blaming myself for this debacle I should of stayed at work

by HitorMisch on Apr 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The really scary thing is that Randy Johnson may not be good for much more than 75 pitches per start.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

that is not worth $8MM

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were 75 good pitches, it might be.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

a five inning pitcher is not worth it

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right about now, if you could promise the Giants five good innings you could name your price.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH
MY
GOD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WILD OPTIMISM

Maybe all this shit will get Bochy fired.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnson must be thinking he’s only five losses away from 300

by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

300 is looking very far away right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you, Unit

you suck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Fail

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

biiiiiiitch pleeeeeeeeeze

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wish that this team was good at something.

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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

they're awesome at sucking

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team can score some run!

by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Johnson doesn’t make me Randy.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Gawd I hate the Dodgers!

by HitorMisch on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate losing to the Dodgers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

when it’s time for a change…

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright..

See ya. It’s time to get something to eat.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MINI TACOS WITH RANCH DRESSING PLZ

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speedy’s not doing radio ads anymore during pitching changes?

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I envy you.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I’d call that a win.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing is more frustrating than seeing the giants lose when I don’t watch. It’s way harder to blame myself.

by wanna Ishikawa? on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we call up Guzman and McPherson already?

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching and defense = 0 success…

So lets just do the exact opposite…

Hasn’t been tried, just might work

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA everyone...

…call up the entire SJ roster.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG TED LILY IS THROWING A NO-HITTER IN CHICAGO

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

is it a SHUTOUT?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he actually WANTED to be a Giant

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL DONE!

laughs at Wrigley Faithless

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I work fast.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Seaver would be better than Johnson or Zito right now.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT START

3 2/3 innings
8 hits
5 ER
3 walks
91 pitches
45% balls

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It could get worse…

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you want for $8MM?

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

his peripherals are still all right.

well, they were until he suddenly started walking people the last inning. :\

ugggggh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was using his peripherals to check out some hot chick instead of getting doggers out

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the point in Spring Training

when our B players would come in and win the game for us.

by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

and a fucking beach ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO, MERKIN

get an out

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Man our starters have sucked ass so far

by drunkgiant on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RJ looked good, until he gave up his first homer to a pitcher in his entire career

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget his first ever loss in Dodger Stadium.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soon to come...

That bird he hit back in the day is ready for payback

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Merkin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, Giants pitcher

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I for one am surprised, no double switch? Velez could easily take over in CF. HE LOOKS SO COMFORTABLE OUT THERE.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this team

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Why am I still listening to this?

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, why not?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well.

I think I might stop fucking around with this bullshit and go do my reading or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother…

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

do you think they'll drop the bomb

on the Giants starting rotation

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they did

how would we tell the difference?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS DEPRESSING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate life.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Horray future!

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

until then…Horray beer!

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have a link to where I can watch one of their games?

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know about a place to watch the games, but I know minorleaguebaseball.com has free streaming audio.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it'd be ugly with Johnson starting

but NOT THIS KIND OF UGLY

Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like it’s time for Grant’s annual “turn this place into a Sabercats blog” joke.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least my fantasy baseball team is scoring runs

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you I’m tired of seeing that comment

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/knocks you out

/stomps on your throat

/feels better

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/punches LinceCainGarnerSon in throat

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sad part was that I was lying. I have Giants on my team :’(

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is this gonna be some pseudo redemption season for Cain where he will get all the run support, win 31 games, and every other starter will just blow?

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Cain will lose 19 games. Lincecum will finish 10-16, Zito will be 0-30, Randy Assface will give up 174 home runs and Jonathan Sanchez will be traded to the Blue Jays for Aaron Hill.

Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year, Cain will get all the wins while the other starters get none.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PROTIP

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Things i don't ever want to hear about

your dreams
your kid
your fucking fantasy team

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve already fallen off the tree.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

^^^^^old school gamer charm.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when the Giants took 2 of 3 from the Brewers?

That was fun

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping we could face Suppan all year long

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll always have that… they can’t take that away

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that 2003 or 2004/

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

That feels like eons ago.

by ESPNman on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a bad feeling about this game.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a bad feeling about this season.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left for a run at the top of the 4th

I come back and it’s still the 4th.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 13, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Grant Giant Fan in Singapore

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You left for a run

The Giants left for six (and counting).

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now that your back the inning is over. Feel better?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever I had for lunch

is currently being upchucked into the toilet.

Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

1/2 Egg and 1/2 Tuna with cheese, mustard, tomato, lettuce, and jalapeno chips ON the sandwich.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW IS IT STILL THE BOTTOM OF THE 4TH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Because the Giants have thrown about 50 pitches?

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know

when they said “he’s 7-0 at Dodger Stadium” on the radio in the middle of this debacle, I said “Ok, it’ll be 7-1 Dodgers”.

I HATE BEING RIGHT

Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

you forgot “used to”

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that's weird

Off-day in the middle of the series? Whose idea was that?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 13, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

just fucking bean Ethier and face someone else

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

50th pitch this inning according to Kruk

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

JFC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem needs to stfu about the Martin K

and its profound effect on the inning

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem isn't as entertaining when the Giants are losing

Miller is the king of the Giants blowout loss.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s also where Greenwald shined.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

PITCHING SPEED AND DEFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Andre Ethier and his tendancy to foul off 600 pitches every AB.

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

do we need a new thread?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yes please

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely, this one is broken for sure.

by itlynstalyn on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we need a new thread team?

by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK THE LORD

2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a drink

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Two of my best friends are A's and Dodgers fans

and they mocked the Johnson signing, I’m never going to hear the end of it about this game

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats what you get for having Dodger fans for friends

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Apr 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need new friends.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need new friends.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend is an A’s fan, and he was saying how he wished they had signed him.

by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need new friends.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work with all Dodgers fans… nothing worse than having to listen to them gloat while the game is still on, and I sit here wearing my Giants hat.

by ESPNman on Apr 13, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

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