Open GameThread, 4/13
by Grant on Apr 13, 2009 12:30 PM PDT
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San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers, Apr 13, 2009 1:10 PM PDT
Current Series
3 game series vs Dodgers @ Dodger Stadium
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San Francisco Giants Monday, Apr 13, 2009, 1:10 PM PDT Partly cloudy. Tommy Lasorda's flapping wings should generate wind to keep the lake of Hades frozen, as his three mouths chew on the bodies of arch-traitors, the gore mixing with the tears pouring from his three sets of eyes. Game time temperature around 70.
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First Dodger game
As exciting as opening day. Go Giants!
by paboperfecto on Apr 13, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blecond
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Since Kent is no longer a Dodger, it’s time to put this away into storage.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep it towards the front of the bin
Humor could be needed after a few more games like yesterday…
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
humor me
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This should never go away
ever
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
weeeeeeeeeeeee
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hadesfrozen
Lovely little Dutch town. Some beautiful lakes there.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your team is going down, Ned.
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
So much win I don’t even know where to start.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
irl lol
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stunning.
this should be green.
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 13, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the big news today is opening relations with Cuba a little bit.
First we give de money… then we get de peechers… then we get the women*.
.
(*or whichever you prefer)
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/inhales huge mound of rosin bag powder
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
go giants go giants
i bleed orange i bleed orange
by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you Blood Orange ?
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giants looking to beat LA with their unit
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Big Unit's pregame message to his fielders:
“I don’t want to see any dropped fly balls, bad routes, overthrown cutoff men or miscommunication. If I do, I’ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy. Now let’s go out and have some fun.”
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
either way it’s funny
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s my boy!
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 13, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
won the week in both leagues! Not bad for a rookie
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NOTHING MOAR INTERESTING THAN FB TALK
it won’t last though.
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good job
My pitching staff is like KA BLOOOOMMMMM!
And somehow my team has zero steals so far.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
my pitching was HORRENDOUS in both but I somehow got Ks and every hitter category. I got lucky
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for the bounceback.
Lets take out the Frustration on the Bums.
Go Giants, Beat LA.
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
Clicking on KNBR on Gameday Audio gives me the Dodgers feed. CURSE YOU GAMEDAY!!!
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
some kind of sick joke
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps they don’t put it up until closer to gametime.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess this image goes into storage too...
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Apr 13, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Depressing Tidbits of the day, anyone?
“Despite their losing record, the Giants have outhit opponents, 51-49”
“Center fielder Eugenio Velez’s seventh-inning fielding error was the Giants’ second of the season and broke a four-game errorless streak.”
Clank!
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that depressing
it shows we’re due for a turnaround!
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not depressing at all, that first one.
That means pythagorus is on our side.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, great. He's dead.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never count out the Greeks.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather have Alexander.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he was great.
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineup
probably my favorite of the available players:
RF Winn
SS Renteria
LF Lewis
C Molina
3B Sandoval
1B Ishikawa
CF Rowand
2B Burriss
P Johnson
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm the Mayor of 311, and I kind of shrug and nod a couple of times at this lineup.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I support this lineup
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll bet bochy swaps Rowand and Ishi before too long.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(cue the cheesy porn music)
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed
I’ll bet bochy swats Rowand and Ishi before too long.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(cue the cheesy porn music)
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like yesterday’s lineup was something that they showed us in order to get us to behave.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I learned by watching you!
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
do you have a whole file of hilarious baseball pics/gifs? where’d you find them?
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was bored one day
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As bad as that Padres series was, I’d forget it all if the Giants win this series.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/heartily agrees. Not much better than beating the Dodgers
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LA crowd just booed our Timmy.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They booed our Johnson too. They’re just jealous of our Hugh Johnson
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re just jealous of everything and rightly so.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Manny, How will you make Dodger fans feel uneasy today?
What’s that? Already talking about what you want when this contract is over?
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLEVELAND ROCKS
/shakes dreds
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Lasorda mention)
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m hearing a lot of boos in the crowd. That’s a good thing.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m surprised there are “fans” there already
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably Giants fans.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s worse, douchey Dodgers or their douchey fans?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodger home opener? This is a must win game.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eric Stults? I loved him in “Mask.”
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
love how they have the players come thru the stands
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, less crowded then coming through dugout tunnel.
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I hate to admit it...
…the players coming down through the stands as their announced is pretty f’n cool.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Red Sox did it last week at Fenway.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as THEIR announced?
what of THEIRS was announced????
/burn
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re Johnsons were annouced
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by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m conflicted, I started Billingsley today. Still, it’s probably the right thing to do.
by xanthan on Apr 13, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your hatred of the Giants gives ma a :(. But is not unexpected.
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My team 6+ ERA in fantasy is making me do it!
by xanthan on Apr 13, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why do you hate the giants so?
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t speak for xanthan, but if I ever have a pitcher on my team who’s pitching against the Giants, I’m forced to start him because otherwise he’ll throw a two-hit shutout.
This is why I can’t have Dodgers on my team. I can’t take the chance that I’ll make a mistake and they’ll pitch well.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
joke'n
i had gallardo when he played against us last week.
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had Parra
YOU’RE WELCOME, FELLOW GIANTS FANS
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 80s are alive with Manny Ramirez!
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re filled with joy to hate the Dodgers?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally, the KNBR feed is active.
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just in time to hear Bochy!
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Stay thirsty, my friends.”
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually cracked up.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need an AM Radio for my office, dammit.
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can make you one out of a toaster!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How quickly can you get it to Stockton?
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every day game and all spring training long I said this. I still don’t have one. One day, one day…
by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much this. To make it worse, I am pretty sure I can get one for under 10 bucks.
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bought one last year. Required appliance for the office.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take note Neuk
new way to introduce your players
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, by next season no one will remember that we stole it from the Dodgers.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone mentioned the RedSox already did this this season. It was great. Surprised the fans.
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you steal from the Dodgers, you’re really stealing twice.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Know what would surprise Giants fans the most? WINZ
by xanthan on Apr 13, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AH, HOLY CRAP WHERE DID THAT WIN COME FROM?!
by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CSBA is in HD today on mlb.tv
Nice.
2-4 - Not many thing are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/extreme close up of Randy Johnson’s face
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You may need a pair of these
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like someone just put up a camera in front of a TV to me…
by satyricrash on Apr 13, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s not saying much.
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Los Angeles, it’s residents, and their baseball team all suck balls.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Air quality.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silicone bewbs
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the stupid “Think Blue” sign on the hill behind the latrine.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Friggin MLB.com. After next week they’re going to charge extra if you want to watch video replays on Gameday. Something called “Gameday Premium” which’ll cost $20/year.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Considering they lowered the price of mlb.tv…
it’s almost rational.
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, that’s cute how they think that’s worth paying $20 for.
by chilibean_3 on Apr 13, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well,
you also get pitch data!
Loves to face: slider
Hates to face: slider
20 bucks please!
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ridiculous
I already have mlb.tv PREMIUM, and they expect me to pay more for the gameday thing? Seems like it should all be included
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should be the same highlights that you get popped up in the video player.
by paboperfecto on Apr 13, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those stupid highlights
have been buggy so far for me. I’ve never had them work right in the mlb.tv player
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
Guess it’s their way of getting that extra $20 out of you.
by paboperfecto on Apr 13, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billingsley and Cain remind me of each other
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CANE SUXX
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How my morning went
Walks into office, sees that he has no meetings today. Thinks “wow, I can actually get some work done today.”
Looks at schedule, sees 1:05 start time… “never mind”
BEAT LA!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gamer
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I left work because a lady that sits relatively close to me insists on bathing herself in perfume. A side benefit is being able to watch this game.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just so I'm clear, you don't enjoy watching women bathe at work.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It smelled like she was pouring the stuff on her head. I can usually stand it and the smell goes away after 45 minutes or so, but she was putting it on every hour. It was gross.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should fight back with garlic and wooden stakes.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or just fart
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like she likes you. She's trying to get your attention.
Bravo to you for leaving; that hard-to-get move is a good one.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Words cannot describe how much I hate perfume.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
Mohammed Ali was The Greatest
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cat Power.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the best CAT was the scan on the improving Joe Martinez
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sean Marshall
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 13, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Marshall Plan
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A space heater.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Forget the soft stuff, Ricky. Give him the heater!”
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a room!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be so fortunate
we would talk baseball and drink all day long
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A manly man like wilriv has to get a little sloshed before he feels comfortable fooling around with another dude.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nudge nudge wink wink
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we would talk baseball and drink all day long
Euphemism.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 13, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there!
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE MEANS DRINK SEMEN.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s pretty shortsighted, so no.
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was a kid, I thought Tom Poston from Newhart and Vin Scully were the same peron.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, they both did get to do Suzanne Pleshette
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is some old, dead vagina
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you look up the word “overwrought” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of the lady singing the National Anthem today.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was a tad overdone.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Vin Scully.
This is pretty awesome, I have to say. And he got the biggest ovation of everyone.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Apr 13, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That said,
BEAT LA!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Apr 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT
Deadspin Headline: “Eric Karros Shows Off His Magical Combover Merkin”
Oh, Lord…
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d very much like to win this game fwiw.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
also
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROCKY THEME
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The batting averages of Ishikawa and Sandoval worry me. Not because I don’t think they’ll improve, but because I fear Bochy won’t let them improve.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
You don’t like the sound of an infield of Richie, Manny, Renteria and Uribe?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where’s Jon?
Where?!!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Apr 13, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s there. He did the Bochy pre-game interview.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably too elitist to go to heaven.
Actually, he’s on the radio. Or he was in the pregame, before I switched on the tv.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vin Scully’s looking kind of Martin Sheen-ish there.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
facelift?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Gameday Premium
Randy Winn:
Hates to face: Fastball
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
small sample sizes are a bitch
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY ARCHNEMESIS
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Johnson:
Hates to face: mirror
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hates to face: New York media
Loves to face: low-swooping birds
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rating: none
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else have fuzzy clear/white bars moving up their mlb.tv video screens?
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, if Flem was getting paid by the word this season, he’d have more money than Bill Gates.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
first pitch got caught in traffic. Running late.
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on Apr 13, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aside from being dumb, Bochy just looks really dumb. Just look at him leaning on the dugout rail with that vacant look on his face.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barbara Billingsley scares me
I fear he’ll throw a NO HITTER.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 13, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as it isn’t a SHUTOUT
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh. that first ball was a signal to the gamblers.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ball 1
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 pitches is more than Pablo will see all day.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny Ramirez makes a catch
- on Web Gems
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My #2 got turned into 1.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d like to find the person who invented the concept of auto-format and pinch him to death.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where would the Giants be without Edgardo Renteria
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching Bomar Vizcock at short
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In pretty much the exact same place.
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complaining about Rafael Furcal’s contract would be very different from complaining about Renteria’s contract.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where would the Giants be without Rafael Furcal?
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Renteria's bat look so far?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 13, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meant to ask if it looks slow so far this year
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not going to blame his bat. I think it’s Renteria who’s slow.
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks better than he does.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dark, shiny finish.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look so far for what?
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 outs, 8 pitches. We’re making progress.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s calling that outside corner today. Randy should like that.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FRED
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis fists one
Kinky!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My name is Justin and I like Fred Lewis
he gets hits for the Giants
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Renteria:
Hates to face: 4 seam
Loves to face: fastball
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
20 bucks please!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love him, but right now I don’t like him.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to take a pitch, Bengie.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that’s our “butter and egg man”
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was in his wheelhouse [shoelaces]
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
again Jon describes a ball hit as being “driven” by the hitter only to see it caught
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fail on this one. It didn’t look like much off the bat, and it wasn’t.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad to hear that then, he said, “He drives one to right” though he didn’t get very excited about it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He lied to me about an Ishikawa homer. :(
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
offensive
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
grrrrrr
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No more first pitch outs. I hate them.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, everyone! We made Chad Billingsley throw 13 pitches! He might not make it to the 8th inning!
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m getting sick of the Cherub Rock riff.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KNBR IS HIP AND WITH IT WITH YOUR FAVORITE MID 90S AWESOME TRACKS.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check us out on twitter!
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KNBR IS ON THE TWITTER, WE IS COOL
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I go to check my email and I’ll never keep up with these posts. So I’ll be making a few non sequiturs through out the day. end message
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
my parents’ internet isn’t fast enough for mlb.tv. Either that, or mlb.tv is just not working today
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
your parents
enjoy the pace of the “olden” days.
by agiantmistake on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Slowski’s
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can step down the quality now can’t you?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
but I can’t even get the damn video to load
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv working… Vin Scully with the call, as always, like it friggin radio
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
premium FTW!
Switch to kruk and kuip!
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by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mother-in-law doesn’t have any Internet access at all. whoo.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some neighbors have wireless networks, but they’re all passworded. One of the networks has the name “ASSFUCK.”
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
there’s a good way to keep people away…
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Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d bet the password is the same phrase.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or boobs.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d bet the pass safeword is the same phrase.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bondslegend Slowski?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I know we’re-a gonna hit.” – Jim Davenport, on his ’85 Giants. They never hit.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which got him fired, and Roger Craig hired, and very quickly, almost all was right with the world.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not liking how they keep talking about how the Unit is undefeated at Chavez Ravine. That’s like a basketball play-by-play guy praising a good free throw shooter, and then the guy clanks one off the front of the rim.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD FURCAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hall of Fame Stankeye!
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 13, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Poop.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s always the other team that gets hits on that piddly little crap.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's because we don't hit piddly crap
We ground out to the shortstop.
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The patented Pedro Feliz Special
Runners on, swing at the first pitch, lazy pop-up on the infield.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnson, ya big galoot.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just like they practice it in spring training
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RANDY!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO! RANDY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RANDY EFFIN WINN
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounded like a nice play by Winn
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn is the best baseball player ever.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn. Professional Baseball Player
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FTR
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Very unrated defensive player.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That carried like CRAZY.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LA fans heading to the parking lot
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was about to be angry if that was a home run. It was not hit that well.
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Mr. Snappy” is a stupid name for a pitch.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than Scooter.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should tell him so…
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roger Clemens called one of his pitches “Mr. Splitty,” as I recall.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but it was his fastball. Texans is so stupid.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gaylord Perry had one called “Mr. Spitty.”
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True fact
When the spitball was first banned, established pitchers who threw it were exempted from the ban.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True facts are my favorite kind.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 13, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Affeldt used to call his curverball “The Affy”.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
curverball
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why it's called the Deuce
When you rename it, you do it twice!
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Mr. Snappy" is a stupid name for a pitch.
But a good name for your unit.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figured it out
the csn mlb.tv feed isn’t working. So….video with Scully or audio with Miller?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
go with miller… scully is doing his nonstop chatter circular breathing thing… sigh
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Farmer John Links and Hot Dogs”
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
da, da, da, da-da; da, da, da da-da, DA DA DA... LA SUCKS!
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good inning, RJ.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay for guys that catch the ball: Winn and Burriss
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You spelled Velez and Uribe wrong.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A belated Kohnson
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miller is punking the Dodgers
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was hilarious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Details?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was saying that they’re opening ceremony claimed they were the most important franchise in MLB.
Then he claimed that they were founded by Alexander the Great.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if advertisers ever get irritated with Jon for talk talk talk talking for like a full minute or two after the last out is made.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KNBR gets mad when they can only run one “OMG WE’RE SOCIAL NETWORKING” spot instead of two
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT Greenday is doing a second show, this time in Oakland tomorrow at the Fox theatre at 8 pm. Must get them through Greenday and pick up a willcall. My friend just got 2 tix, I’m going.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Greenday????
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they did a show in SF and tomorrow in Oakland.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ummm (greenday sucks)
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no you, mister does he have a no hitter
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 13, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
worst burn ever
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a pitch, Pablo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 one pitch outs in a row. I might have to revise my 60 pitch CG prediction.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sandoval gone on one pitch
Jesus.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy only used 14 pitches that inning. I am shocked.
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon is my son. I am so proud of my little baby boy!
by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How is it Ishikawa’s fault for getting no RBI’s?
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flan isn’t flashing the HR sign.
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He plays for the Giants I’m afraid.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, Travis.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo Sandoval
Loves to face: Anything
Hates to face: Nothing
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
welcome to the 2009 Giants offense
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shouldn't there be scare quotes around 'offense'?
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Free Ticket Coupon
4 free general admission tix for tonight’s SJ Giants game
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty cool
wish i could get to SJ tonight
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if I should drive down from Reno. Probably be more fun to watch the big G’s at this point
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drive down to stockton next sunday! Baron and I [and Mr. Merope] are going to see the little Giants play the Ports
by Merope on Apr 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would if I could...
Will be at the Reno Aces. Got my season tickets. Opening Day (home is on Friday).
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, we still can’t hit.
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scully: “…bites the dust swinging”
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ARROW
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SPEED
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GAMER INFIELD SINGLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
look at that GRIT
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Staying hot
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like our outfield when there’s no Velez in it.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
which should be always.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed
I like our outfield when there’s no Velez in it.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Furcal’s sunglasses are hideous.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SPEED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Home run bunt!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro can only do that!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure he can do other things, too.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bunting for a hit, one hopes?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It's called playing the percentages. It's what smart managers do."
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy's High School Yearbook Picture
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn’t do it on Blake… he’s no Bill Hall
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UGGH...
spring training is meaningless
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LIES
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Apr 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“The Dodgers franchise has carried baseball to all corners of the globe.”
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because Lasorda’s jersey could cover the world
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PRO TIP
Spheres don’t have corners.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOL’d.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me understand this. You lol'd at jcb9, but mine was first. OK.
I’m watching you, Named After A Foreign Government-Funded Public Utility.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My post is clearly two above yours!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think yours always shows up first on your own computer.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there’s a little lag in the internet connection, it does. Reload the page and it’ll show up like it does for everyone else.
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn. Well, I don't care. I am still going to send Kitspool a really lousy bottle of wine, and then laugh when he doesn't send it back.
BURN.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big damn deal-- a globe doesn't HAVE corners.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
earth=sphere
where’s the corners?
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed
"The Dodgers franchise has carried baseball evil to all corners of the globe."
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burriss doing his best Eckstein impression.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eckstein actually gets hits.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This year for sure.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burriss doesn’t get to hit against us.
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Manny Burris could develop Eckstein’s offensive profile, I’d be pretty happy.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we all would be.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More Miller on a Roll:
“The Score is the Giants: nothing and The World Famous Dodgers: nothing.”
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh Lisa Stevens.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With Wells Fargo Bank?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously the players/Shane Snow can’t act, but she can’t either! Why is she the spokesperson for them every year?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Status Quo bias!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have wondered this myself. But considering Alex Dween was a commercial character for years, and Tap Plastics still has the same jingle, and WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SCREWCAP WINE, I don’t think the standards for KNBR ads are very high.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE THE DODGERS
I JUST HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM!!!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suck it russell martin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe...
you should avoid grooving fastballs, randy. Just a thought
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD ETHIER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKohnson
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More K’s please.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I read that as ass candy
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to the warning message on these batteries, I shouldn’t put them in a fire. There goes my evening plans. :(
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There go
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you always...
do what you’re told?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOCIALISM
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MATT KEMP’S SMILE IN HIS GAMEDAY PICTURE IS ASYMMETRICAL! A SURE SIGN OF EVIL!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or Bell's palsy
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WITCH!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Kemp's gameday pic
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAH GAWD HOSS
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate his stupid dickhead smirk
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Apr 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s giving the old “I’m wasted at a party and I’ve just spotted the drunkest chick in the room” smile.
by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where was that 1-2 pitch. Gameday has it as down the fucking middle.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pasta diving sandoval
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thatsa spicy meataball
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when he could be diving for pearls
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just noticed that the guy I’m facing in FB this week has Billingsley. All the more reason for the Giants to beat him.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can’t hope to beat History’s Greatest Franchise.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees?
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by groug on Apr 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Banned
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, you weren’t listening to the pregame ceremonies.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You beat me. That is the definitive joke there.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to reboot my computer but I don’t want to miss anything. I think I’ll do it when the Giants are AB.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bannered
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harsh...
but true
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Casey Blake.
Man I was sure we were going to sign him this offseason.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he seems like someone Sabean would have a serious boner for.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s poopin’.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one thing someone needs to teach Sandoval ASAP is how to release-and-throw the ball more quickly on ground balls. The game I saw him at last week, he was just moving in slow motion and some not very fast runners nearly beat the throw to first.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 13, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG this question is intended for wilriv!
And I like Kruk & Kuip’s answer.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Missed it. What was the question and answer?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Do you have any advice for a Giants fan living in LA?”
Krukow: MOVE!
Kuiper: Get a real estate agent.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question: Advice for Giants fan living in LA
Answer: Move
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to go to the gym unfortunatly.
Who needs exercise when you can get your cardio in watching Velez field.
See you around 2:15, hopefully the game isn’t over.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2:15?
Billingsley should be pitching the top of the 9th by then.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
over, or finished?
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 13, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunatly, school policy. We’ll be the only survivors in the event of an apacolypse though.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just stopping in
I’ve been really busy at work/ school writing my thesis, but I wanted to stop in to say:
Go Randy! Make your dad proud!
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 13, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Johnson, working the count better than anyone other than Fred Lewis.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnson made him throw 3 times as many pitches as Molina and Sandoval combined.
(!!!)
by MonkeyChow on Apr 13, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers fans love the Jonas Brothers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PURITY RINGS.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ adds that to “Reasons to Hate Dodger Fans” list
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are reasons to hate Dodger fans?
I thought it was only because of the fact that they’re Dodger fans.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DWIGHT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wynn will be rated soon
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn
Greatest right fielder in the history of the world?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah
Doesn’t have anything on Candy Maldonado or Cory Snyder.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
other than the ability to catch the ball
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure that foot-first sliding catch worked for Candy at least once.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Cruz Jr.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Flemming: not comfortable with the Jonas Brothers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon is being hilarious about this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Are they triplets?"
LOL
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon: “Oh, they’re from Tennessee.”
Flem: “They must be.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the fuck are the Jonas Brothers?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
teen bop idols
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I envy you.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn hates the Jonas Brothers
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/adds this to “Reasons to like Randy Winn” list
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we not bunt him over with one out?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vin said the Giants have not had a BB in two games
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe Winn and Lewis have both reached in every game so far.
by paboperfecto on Apr 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Correct. and Winn just extended his streak.
By reached I am assuming you mean got a hit. No one walks on the Giants.
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he meant “reach around”
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
….or he’s just a 180 hitter now.
by paboperfecto on Apr 13, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
overdue...
in the sense of done?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 months pregnant
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now Jon and Dave are making plans to go to a JoBros concert.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and Miller is renaming them “The Jonases”.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon is just not getting the concept and it is amazing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JON MILLER IS AWESOME AT LIFE.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn I wish I could be listening to this and not staring at a gameday screen with my thumb up my butt
by Norm Median on Apr 13, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinky!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t Renteria look like a ventriloquist dummy in his Gameday pic?
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GABBO GABBO GABBO
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you suck Edgar.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Edgar Renteria isn’t looking so good.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giant hitter ___________ isn't looking so good.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy and Fred look okay!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD Renteria
and do not cash your check
by wilriv21 on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Renteria reaching for the pitch
Giants fans reaching for reason Renteria is on roster.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 13, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants...
could use a day off actually.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We could use a day off from walking them, at least.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
watching them
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could use a day off from the Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis is doing a lot of fisting today.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that’s what she said
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t think it possible, but Subway’s ads have gotten even worse post-Jared.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
five dollar
five dollar
five dollar foooooooot looooooooong
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear if anyone were to approach me and start singing about 5 dollar foot longs, I would punch them in the face.
by scout6 on Apr 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIVE....FIVE DOLLAR....FIVE DOLLAR
hookerrrrrrrrrrrrr
by travisam on Apr 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, kids, it’s Denny Neagle!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But $5 for any footlong is pretty sweet
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
subway is a lot better since they started toasting their sandwiches
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Subway is the McDonalds of sandwich places.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was also post-Jared.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
siddown
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Apr 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Ball bag” vs. “Ball sack”
subtle, yet significant difference
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like i didn’t miss anything at all.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just a lot of Jonas Brothers talk.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So… nothing.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKKohnson
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Randy...good time to sign on....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen nearly every inning they’ve played so far and Sandoval’s defense has been pleasing thus far.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Snap.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The long ball is freakin’ killing us
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ballsack
2-4 - Not many things are more embarrassing than getting swept by the 2009 Padres.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 13, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t Torre make all kinds of noise last year about how Manny had to cut his dreads? He looks like a Humboldt State student right now…except for the fact he isn’t white.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude can hit
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 13, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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