Open Gameday Thread II
Remember that feeling from last year, when you thought that a three-run deficit was insurmountable? Yeah, that didn't go away like I thought it would.
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NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
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Its to the point where any deficit seems insurmountable
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Grant, you forgot to mention that CHRIS YOUNG of the SAN DIEGO PADRES has yet to give up a hit. That’s right. NO HITS.
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or any kind of baserunner
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You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
not from our point of view
but yes
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
NONE? The Giants have NO HITS? Wow, it seems like they would have a hit by now, but THEY DON’T HAVE ANY HITS. NOT ONE.
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Hopefully Flem brought some luck with him into the booth.
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We’re going for the polar opposite of yesterday, Flemwise.
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Giants mount a rally
And all this fuss will be forgotten
I dunno
What’s the longest a pitcher has gone this year with NO HITS?
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Huh. That second ball Lewis missed wasn’t an error?
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Mental errors aren’t official errors.
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That rule itself is a mental error.
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He never touched it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I hope Lewis doesn’t take that into the batters box
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
New thread already? I was just finally getting caught up on the first one.
Of course, having now seen Timmy load the bases a couple times, I just want to say WTF???
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
That 86mph fastball looks so much faster.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
top of the lineup, baby!
of course, this is generally what happens in the 4th inning after no one has gotten on base.
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After Game Huddle
Peavy tells Lince how Cy Young trophies never go back to back
Perfect game. Perfect game. Perfect game.
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im gonna give it a shot
guy that has him is a dodger fan (fuckhead)
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It would probably be a good time to buy low. There’s no way he’s going to continue to struggle like this all year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Those back-door curves are not getting any of the strike-zone and keep getting called.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
A lot of umpires are too dumb to know how to call curveballs.
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/judges pitch by where catcher’s glove ends up
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It’s not where the catcher catches it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Crazy talk.
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That would be an excuse for a non MLB umpire, but not so much for this guy. Regardless, the Giants hitters have to make the adjustments necessary.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
a 3-0 lead
feels really big when the Giants are losing.
and miniscule
when they’re winning
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to make up for those runs you cost the team Fred!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
12 up, 12 down
So far Chris Young has been perfect
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PERFECT GAME
PERFECT GAME
PERFECT GAME
PERFECT GAME
PERFECT GAME
PERFECT GAME
PERFECT GAME
PERFECT GAME
PERFECT GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
wait...
is someone pitching a PERFECT GAME?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So NO BASERUNNERS AT ALL? What a PERFORMANCE!
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Gamer
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Good man.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
But can you blow a no-hitter/perfect game for the other team with a jinx?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
PREDICTED STANDINGS
1) Padres 160-2
2) Diamondbacks 87-75
3) Dodgers 84-78
4) Rockies 72-90
5) Giants 2-160
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YEAH FRED!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
I find it very easy not to like Eckstein.
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yeah
he makes me want to put the coffee down for a little
by Mister Merope on Apr 12, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
it is
at least until FLew misses another routiner and I have to leave the room.
by Mister Merope on Apr 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
strike this scrappy motherfucker out
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
take advantage of the fact that all curveballs are strikes please.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
already so many pitches
FINISH HIM NOW
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
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I’m imagining Jack Bauer shouting this.
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/breaks a lamp and repeatedly electrocutes David Eckstein with the wires
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Juan Uribe's SS defense is valuable!
He can catch balls hit right at him!
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Atta boy Timmy
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD GILES
Good inning, Tim.
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Thank you, Tim.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oy
Lincecum, Beckett, and Jurgens are all sucking for me today.
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Trevor Cahill continues to have to lowest ERA on my staff.
In fact, he’s the only pitcher I have with a good ERA.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Welcome to Small Sample Size Theater
Where Marcus Thames and Jack Cust are better than Prince Fielder, and Paul Maholm is better than Tim Lincecum.
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Santana was great, but he didn’t get the win. I also had Buerlhe, who did win.
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this is unbelievable...
teeing off on 17
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Gee
I hope none of the Giants who are coming up break up the PERFECT GAME that Chris Young is having.
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
I don’t know what’s creepier – the Six Flags dancing old man or this Comcast commercial.
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SO FUCKING MONOTONE.
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Marines!
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Prediction: $ gets a hit
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
where were you at the beginning of the game?
start calling homers please
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
Wal-Mart, then Bed Bath and Beyond, then Hope Depot
The wife and I made a nice Sunday out of it.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
only 9 more hits to get him home
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Now we can score with just five more consecutive singles!
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“They’re not holding Molina on at first.”
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He might make second on a wild pitch that bounced halfway down the line, but it’d be close.
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Pablo...
2-3 - No game has had a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Come on Ishi.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I like that Travis held up his hand as if Bengie would have taken off .
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+1
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
dammit, we hit a “high drive” to right and it gets caught, they hit one and it goes out.
does it feel like that to anyone else?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I really can’t judge fly balls in Petco.
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I don’t think jponry loves me enough for me to be Fred Lewis.
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Ladies hate groug.
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Juan Uribe is our only hope.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
and he comes through
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Hey, two hits!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That was avery Juan Uribe kind of hit.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Just two singles away from scoring Molina!
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Smaller sack than the last one, though.
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Eugenio Velez is our only hope.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
OMG WE SCORED A RUN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
<runs around in circles> WHAT DO WE DO?!
Extremely proud parent of Barry Zito. :D
by giantscatcher on Apr 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
That was a very unlikely sequence.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Watching Bengie Molina try to run may be the funniest thing ever.
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BARON PICKOFFVONIRONGLOVE!
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
OH YEAH
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SPEEEEDD!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Whoa... did you see that speed from Money....
The earth was shaking but he made it…
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
I don’t get that new feature
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Fast, Black Abraham Lincoln!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Somebody should put me in charge, let the blood flow through the streets tubes.
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Pie. I want some pie.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ve got ice cream, but no pie.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I don’t have ice cream or pie, but I have strawberries.
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There was rhubarb jam at the farmers’ market today, but it was sold out when I got there. :(
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me too, too
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
i still
have some of my mom’s rhubarb and apple crumble in my freezer…might have to finish that off tonight
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
With the lattice crust and the utter all-encompassing delicious? Nice.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
with a little of Whole Food’s super creamy vanilla ice cream.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Ooh, good call.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I bet Young wishes he would have walked Velez to face TIm now.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Nice pick
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nice play!
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Good leather Burriss
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
Are we sure Burriss can’t play shortstop?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I still don’t get why we sign a veteran shortstop and also have Burriss starting in the majors.
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No
Bring up Frandsen, bench Renteria and we’ll see how much money we can pay Roberts and Renteria to not play for us!
I haven’t given up on Renteria yet.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he’ll ultimately be semi-decent, but I never thought it made that much sense to sign him, especially if Burriss is starting anyway.
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I agree. IF they knew that Burriss was going to start earlier in the off season, then they should have not signed him. But with the uncertainty of who was going to play 2B they almost had to sign a true SS with experience just in case.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
My plan had them signing a second baseman (I wanted Mark Ellis, which obviously didn’t turn out to be a possibility) and trying out Burriss at SS.
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I have to admit, I’d rather see that than Renteria.
And I’m not a hater.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
BURRIS GOTTA GO
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Nice
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully it was just a bad inning for Lincecum.
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And Fred.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
Nice little inning, that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Okay, MUCH better inning.
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Quick inning. Way to go TIm
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
STFD KOUZ
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
bite your tongue, really bite it
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I know, I’m a horrible person, but there was a moment in that third inning (and considering his first start) I thought “has everyone figured lincecum out?”
silly talk
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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be a pretty silly thing to think after two games.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
it’s too bad, but I’m pretty sure there aren’t any suckers in our fantasy league.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I took him with the first pick overall, on autopick. this caused much consternation in my league.
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
He was my first round pick, with like the fourth or fifth overall pick, I think.
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Cahill is still pwning Seattle.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
This
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Having a Butt Pee issue?
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Dwight!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WINN!
2-3 - No game has had a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
Good job OldJacket
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
what did I do?
did someone take the rhubarb?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
You got us a hit and a SB, but almost got us doubled up.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunt fail
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fark
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’d move Lewis up to second and hit Sandoval third.
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REDEEM YOURSELF, MY SON
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the just pointed out that the padres have the lowest ERA in the NL so far. the pirates were also on that list.
the beginning of the season is meaningless
Paul Maholm > Tim Linecum
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The less it is used the more it will work.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda sounds like if a fortune cookie were infield coach. ;)
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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He may have needed another 2 months of spring training to practice SAC bunts
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
To be fair, that wasn’t a sac attempt.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Because of your fairness, i rewound the DVR and you are right. He was bunting for a hit.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
2 months sounds about right, though.
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tough expectations for the kid
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
tough luck.
he better live up to it
Kelenna is mine...;>
by girltothemax on Apr 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
what if he’s just Randy Winn with a little more power?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Didn’t you hear Wynn is overrated?
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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Wynn was unrated.
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Nice baserunning Dwight.
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Fred is having a bad day.
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Come on Money.
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Awesome situational hitting. Our San Francisco Giants!
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Now he knows what it’s like to be Matt Cain.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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We are all Matt Cain?
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I do need a license to speed.
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Mmm smells like fail.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Yep, that’s the Giants all right.
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Another quick inning Tim
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
Highlight to look for
The Pittsburgh Pirates pulled off their first triple play in 16 years in the eighth inning of their game against the Cincinnati Reds on Sunday.
Fuck you Velez!
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Velez is a great defensive centerfielder you guys
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So much better than Winn.
Still in despair.
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe he can play center in the city.
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I’m thrilled he’s playing instead of Schierholtz.
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A better angle to the ball, and he would have caught that.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
crap.... why is Velez playing CF. put Winn there....
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Wait…I’ve kind of been watching this on and off. Winn is in right and velez in center?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
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Yeah and Lewis in left.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Don’t we have this mythical defensive CFer named Torres on our team? Why the hell is Velez out there?!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
I know we hate Velez, but that was a tough play for anyone
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
if he takes a better route it’s an out. instead he misses it, falls down, and it’s a triple. yeah, we’re being too soft.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Velez has the speed to catch that. He initially undercut the route, so that he had to run straight backwards at the end. A more direct route and it’s caught. I mean, he misjudged it and still got his glove on it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
My prob is that he was all up in Fred’s business when Lewis was trying to pick the ball up and throw it back in.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
His baseball smarts are near zero. Whatever athletic ability he has is immaterial if he can’t grasp the finer points of the game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Randy Winn
Only outfielder who can play worth a damn today.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Randy Winn
Only outfielder who can play worth a damn today. ever.
So.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Looks like lincecum got the fail outfield today.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
im thinking the reason uribe AND velez are playing is because bochy figured lincecum didn’t need help
Hmmm… I dont agree with that. I am thinking it is a Sunday day-game and Bochy wanted to sit some f the regulars to give them a rest.
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And?
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Regulars shouldnt need rest after 5 days to open a season
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This is Howry do it!
I see your point, but it is a long season.
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Get the 'Pen hot....Quick
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by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
There’s that hit by the pitcher.
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Watching Velez on that play, I wonder if he could last a season in the outfield without breaking his fool neck.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
…and this game signals the end of any lingering preseason optimism.
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That’s my boy!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
and Matt Downs
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
i own tim lincecum, derek lowe, johan santana, zack greinke, yovani gallardo, and manny parra and my WHIP is higher than my opponents
Yep.
My MLB – TV is here and now and just in time for sadness , it seems.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, it’s past time for him to go.
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This is the opposite of what I wanted today
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Alright Friar bitches...
Affeldt’s coming in to STTFD
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
In a way, the start of this season has been more depressing than the start of last year. Last year, my expectations were so low I couldn’t be let down.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
The position players are about as I expected (which is not much), but the starting pitching is horrendous so far.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Ominous portents for the rest of the year.
But hey , maybe we can come back from the dead too!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
What would jesus do?
Rise again, of course.
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on Apr 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt FTW
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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions

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