Open GameThread, 4/12
San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres, Apr 12, 2009 1:05 PM PDT
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I...words fail.
I really, really think that the Padres are a miserable team, so a sweep would be quite the thumb in the eye. There's no shame in losing to Jake Peavy, but that still means a decent team should take two out of three. And there is great, painful shame in losing to Scott Hairston -- the kind of shame that doesn't scrub off with a little Lava soap. Deep, burning shame. Shame all over your face as a loved one walks through the door, aghast, horrified at the pungent, dripping shame across your shamed visage.
So on Timmy, on Pablo, on Travis, on Bengie. Win a damn game.
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RF Winn
2B Burriss
LF Lewis
C Molina
3B Sandoval
1B Ishikawa
SS Uribe
CF Velez
P Lincecum
by superk1ng on Apr 12, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy
Velez in center. I guess if there’s any day to do it, it’s a Timmy day.
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by marcello on Apr 12, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would they not play Nate and slide Randy over? Oh well.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Apr 12, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
need to justify having velez on the roster?
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ding, Ding, We have a winner !
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by nvsfg on Apr 12, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
I mean, I’m sure that Bochy knows that
A) Schierholtz offense > Velez offense.
B) Winn defense > Velez defense.
C) Schierholtz’s future is more important to this franchise than Velez’s future.
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I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly
I’m not sure Bochy actually knows any of that.
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by marcello on Apr 12, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is scary.
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I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 12, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
re
I am not sure that even if those are true, that they are so much greater so as to many any difference in the team this yea or the future of the franchise.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I have no idea what you just said.
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by Cookyman on Apr 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
Basically, while Nate’s offense may be better than Velez, it may not be much better. Winn’s defense in center is better than Velez, but it may not be that much better. And Schierholtz may very well not be an important part of the team’s future.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, BUT
while nate’s offense may not necessarily be much better than velez, it is most certainly not worse. winn’s defense may not be that much better than velez, but it is most certainly not worse. And schierholtz may not be a part of this teams future, but velez almost certainly is not.
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
Question:
Assuming Schierholtz is not good enough to start in RF for a contender, how much value do you think he has as a reserve? Might, because of his speed and “versatility”, Velez be more valuable as a reserve?
Mostly, if two players aren’t very far apart in talent, playing the lesser player isn’t an idiotic decision by an means. Sometimes, coached just play hunches or want to see what a player can do. Schierholtz is pretty much a known quantity, but I doubt the team believes that it knows what it has with Velez.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never answer a question with another question
so that’s what i’m going to do.
is it impossible that schierholtz becomes a player that’s good enough to start in RF for a contender?
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s find a contender and ask them.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope, not impossible
But the same thing is true of Velez – he is probably just as likely as Nate to develop the additional skills he needs to be more than a role player. And he has a skill that Nate clearly can’t develop, absent a trip to BALCO.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez provides no defensive value. Schierholtz does. The only thing Velez has going for him is speed, but he dosen’t steal bases well and is a terrible outfield defender. What is this value you speak of?
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by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
defense
Schierholtz’s defense is questionable – he has an average RF arm and OK range with not great routes and instincts.
Velez showed the ability to steal in the minors and may be able to learn major league pitchers with some experience. Like Schierholtz, he may also learn to be an acceptable defender. I remember watching Nate take some seriously bad routes in San Jose. Sometimes, it just takes a bit of experience. He can play 2b, albeit not very well, but presumably better than Nate. Positional flexibility does have some value.
Mostly, my point is still that both of them are probably career backups and playing one over the other is not a big deal at all. Especially if you are trying to see what you have in one of them.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’ve never given Nate a chance to show what he can do in the bigs, and his ceiling is likely higher than Velez’. My point is, Velez was very not good last year and they still don’t know what kind of player Nate can be.
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by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok...
But why would they give him a chance? His minor league numbers do not lend one to believe that he will be an average MLB RF. Remember, he was playing in the PCL.
Sure, I might have started him over signing Rowand, but that assumes that Winn is an average defender in CF. I don’t really think he is, but some people do. If you [Sabean] believe that Winn is not a MLB CF, then you would be faced with the prospects of three OF [Lewis, Nate, Winn] who are perceived to be below average defensively and two who are unproven with the bat.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You give him a chance because the other guy has proven himself to not be a good ML outfielder.
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by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to clarify
By chance, I might as opposed to signing someone last offseason. Rowand, while the contract sucked, has a track record of success in MLB
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has a track record of being mostly mediocre, and then two pretty good seasons.
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to Velez’s minor league numbers?
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
re
He has put up some pretty good numbers since the Giants acquired him, with the only blip being in AA. Nate wasn’t exactly stellar there either.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh
He was good as a 24-year old in Low A ball, and he had a small sample size of good success in Fresno last year. That is not a good player.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree strongly
As befits a former 3B, Nate has an excellent arm. I think he’d be an excellent OF for us. But we’ll never know until we give him a chance. That should have been last year, but we wasted that opportunity.
Young is exactly the kind of pitcher we need Nate hitting against. I find Bochy’s decision indefensible.
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by Lyle on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
last year
Were I Sabean, I probably would have handed him the RF job and seen what he could do. [Frandsen too, for that matter] But that isn’t what Sabean does. However, just because I gave him the job, doesn’t mean I think he would have succeeded.
If given 600 AB’s, what do you think he would do?
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even if it isn’t much, better is always better than worse
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they are using the whole field to make outs!
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say What Kid in CF
Happy Easter
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by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
ooooo-reeeeeeeee-baaaaayyyyy
OT: Anyone see Phil’s hooked shot around the trees to within a foot of the hole? Who woulda thought it’s mickelson making the run instead of tiger
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, what's worse
Velez in CF or Uribe at SS?
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by Cookyman on Apr 12, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez in CF because Nate needs PT way more than Velez does.
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by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I’d rather see Torres then Velez.
So there’s at least two better ways to get Rowand some rest.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez in CF is definitely stupider. But I’ve, now for the first time, realized that the guy who’s OBPed over .301 only once in the past seven years is actually going to, you know, play once in while.
Now that I think about it, why not just have Burriss at SS, Velez at 2B, and some combination of Schierholtz, Winn, and Lewis in the OF? That would be a big improvement on offense (Nate>>>Uribe), about the same defensively, and would have more kids playing.
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I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 12, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And one last thing
Even if you insist on playing Velez, why not hide him in RF and have Winn play CF? Or put him in LF and have Lewis play CF?
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I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bracket the bad with the good
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't want to show up the veterans
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are we not trying to win today?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wins are overrated. Being fast is more important.
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by marcello on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn however, is not.
At least not so far this year :-)
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by nvsfg on Apr 12, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow this sucks.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 12, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And considering that Lincecum and Peavy are pitching, that we’re playing the Padres, and that the game is in Petco, I’m putting the over/under on runs scored today at….3.
And I’m taking the under.
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I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 12, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
peavy gets to pitch two straight days???!!
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s not made of !
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 12, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
er
I meant to say: He’s not made of (insert brittle material)!
Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Apr 12, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young’s pitching, lad, but i don’t think that’ll change the magic number much
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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 12, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deosn’t really matter to us. We lost to Shawn Hill.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Apr 12, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think this team is just really really really bad against groundball pitchers and strikeout pitchers. Give me a flyball pitcher who doesn’t strike many people out and we’ll go 5-5
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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Control pitchers are hard for us too. We need a flyball pitcher who doesn’t strike people out, and gives away a bunch of walks. There’s only one like that in the majors, and we’re not going to get a chance to face him for the next five years.
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I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 12, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry
Somewhere far away, a baseball was just thrown by a Mr. Russ Ortiz
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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that lineup makes me want to cry.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 12, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too, me too
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochey must not be taking this whole “No Sweep” thing seriously.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Timmy,
Please pitch deep into the game.
Regards,
The Bullpen
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also,
You’d probably better strike motherfuckers out.
Yours,
The Defense
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Major League quote
“Strike this Motherfucker out!”
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by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/pees on Dorn’s contract
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by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheer up, dunderheads. It’s Timmy day.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 12, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timsday
The holiest day.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 12, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fangraphs has updated the fielding data: it’s always amusing to see the opening week MVPs.
I hazard a bet that nobody’s outfield was as good this week as ours was.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MArco Scutaro FTW
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tigaaaaaa
now -7 after a long eagle putt
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mickelson follows with yet another birdie to go -10
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
helluva sight to see…glad they’re both doing well
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
great final day pairing. Also Cabrera and Perry doing very well
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is true
gotta love sunday at the masters…not many events are better
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My first sports fantasy is to be the starting CF on a World Series Champion SF Giants team. My second sports fantasy would be to win The Masters and wear the green blazer.
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey , Pops
The only green blazers in your reality are those punks in that parked car over there.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phil Mickelson
Is to Tiger what this guy was to Eddy Merckx.
Check the record of second place Tour finishes , why dontcha.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tied for the best
final round front 9 ever at the masters. cabrera about to drop at least one shot. mickelson looking good
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Schierholtz must have pissed someone off in giants management. The man just cannot buy a start. If they HAVE to start velez, why not shift burriss over to SS, velez at 2b (which, i know, he’s gonna get killed at anyway, but anything to get oooooribe off short), and have nate take right? And if we’re just giving up on the game today, which we apparently are, why not just rest freddie too, or rest winn, and throw in torres? The Bochster strikes again
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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 12, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew he was going to make some boneheaded moves. Sometimes it sucks being right.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 12, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People were quick to jump on the “bochy is being a decent manager this year” bandwagon. Too soon, I say. Sample size
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by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 12, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am proud to say I disembarked that bandwagon halfway through his first season as manager.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that bandwagon. It’s sitting behind the dumpster at the park. Hasn’t been used for two years. The tires are flat, the paint’s flaking off. It has a sign on it that says " For Sale Best Offer"
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by nvsfg on Apr 12, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No takers, huh?
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Is the sign in good shape?
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s not hydrocephalic , he’s just bigboneheaded.
– clank –
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were giving Bochy some credit for not leaving in Tim too long after some taxing innings. We were waiting to see how he managed this ridiculous 25 man roster. The Giants may do well with this line-up. But I think we are seeing a manger fail, today.
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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Apr 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We talk around here about the whys of Nate’s situation and have come to the conclusion that he either ran over someone in managements dog, or he has a drug/alcohol problem. Well those are the more rational reasons we’ve come up with.
by Merope on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How difficult would it be
To tweak the google image results so that a search for “no sweep” brought up a Lincecum pic at #1?
by Sabertooth on Apr 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Phil Mickelson
shot -6 on front nine and is only one stroke off the pace
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Idling
Also waiting for the next available maddeningly frustrating CSR from MLB.com to elevate my pulserate.
Their online site is an exercise in insanity – you know , expecting different results , etc.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great work by the SEALS to rescue the skipper near Somalia
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that’s the truth
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm, interesting lineup. Well at least I have my pot of tea next to me, ready for a Timmy day.
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by timmeh on Apr 12, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly Bochy’s just showcasing Velez for a possible trade.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Velez & Torres for Fielder & Hardy?
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Gallardo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw in Renteria and please call when that trade is complete.
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by nvsfg on Apr 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
believe he is checking out which one of Velez/Torres remains with the team
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer choice 3
Neither
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horwitz
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by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prove us wrong, Eugenio, prove us wrong.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Proof pops out of glove. Baserunner advances.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Apr 12, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Proof gets picked off. Inning over.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s like the inverse of that time Bonds threw out the go-ahead run in the top of the ninth and homered to win the game in the bottom of the ninth.
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is this Bonds you speak of?
Was he some other team’s player? Not much talk of him around here…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 12, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
apologies. resize didn’t take. feel free to flame :-)
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charlie Culberson
the kid working his way back into prospect contention. Augusta is leading 11-0.
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d probably wait until we’re at least a week into the season before proclaiming Culberson a top prospect.
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, how is Loree still getting results? I thought he would be completely done after he moved up from rookie ball
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Apr 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best 50th round pick since Edwards Guzman.
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was just because there were so many Edwards involved.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE'D THE PADRES GO?
I CAN’T SEE THEM!
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Ugliest uniforms since the Astros abandoned gay pride.
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if Dusty were managing Eugenio would be leading off.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SPEED
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The thing I remember Baker doing is, if he rested a regular, he’d just dump the guy playing in his place into the same lineup spot, even if it didn’t make sense. So, if Winn sat for Schierholtz, he’d have Schierholtz lead off.
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Top of the rotation
actually brings happy thoughts these days. happy easter McCoven.
by agiantmistake on Apr 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Classy K.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Exaktly.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn:
Way too good for this joint.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hum.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It really feels like the Giants are going to score like one run today.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
Why again is Burriss batting 2nd?
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by boonitez on Apr 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because he's fast
Duh
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I like Burriss – but maybe he’s not the best choice for hitting second.
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
understatement
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young really doesn’t look like a great pitcher, to be honest.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Burriss second in the lineup?
Did Boch say why he made this move?
by sabeanhata on Apr 12, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Feel free to swing anytime, Fred.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
watching Chris Young kills me.
His high fastball looks so goddamn hittable, but no one ever really seems to square it up.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hrm.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I sense rage building.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone getting the feed on mlb.tv?
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 12, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Padres video feed, but the Giants audio feed. I’ll take it, I guess.
Without killing anyone
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by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it just kicked in… they were feeding LA AZ
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now it seems CSBA is working, good enough for me.
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by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phil
just dropped one in the water
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thought he stipped doing crap like this a few years ago
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His breasts must have gotten in the way.
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by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera is playing as poorly as I play
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The offense only did that because they wanted to get to Lincecum while he was still warm.
If anything, it was considerate.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is already angering me. Please make this a happier Easter, Tim.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Talking about feed, what is for Easter Dinner. Meatloaf mashed potatoes and corn
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jello and Chicken Broth!
Going in for some tests tomorrow that unfortunately require a liquid diet beforehand.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, man! I’m sure I will be.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lamb chops, roast potatoes and brussel sprouts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
salmon omelette for breakfast, will probably skip lunch.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leftovers from last night
The Baron’s (super tatsy) lemon cihcken recipe, broccoli stir-fry and rice.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey cornball
where you go to school?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Creighton SOM, in beautiful Omaha.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just up the road in Lincoln. You liking our state? Or maybe can’t wait to get outta here when you finish school!
Conor Gillaspie 2012
by Traylude on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm, the latter. Sadly.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinda figured…..
Conor Gillaspie 2012
by Traylude on Apr 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry. I mean, Omaha’s okay, but I’m not from here and really don’t have any ties to the area. Would rather get back to places where I’m six hours of travel from seeing anyone I know.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New York Strips, Roasted Red Potatoes with Parmigiano Reggiano, romano and onions, steamed carrots with butter, honey and nutmeg.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully Cyborg Jody Gerut has been sent back to future.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no idea
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prolly giving Bengie a break.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giving Bengie some time to recover from the foul off his hand.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flem's theory:
buying time for ump or bengie after getting hit by foul tip
Adopted: David B. Flemming
by Larson2042 on Apr 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pro Tip: Place your hand behind your back and out of the way
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he’s going to put his glove behind his back?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catch with his mouth.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m getting a feeling the mini serloin burgers commercial will be the highlight of this game.
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
by boonitez on Apr 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Herding cows the size of Schnauzers but they’re cattle.
I love that line.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are there five people at Petco today?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are baseball fans in Southern California?
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We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wilriv
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With 4 giants fans.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He appears to be throwing more strikes today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, his control seems to be better.
/runs after seeing what happened to bondslegend last night
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in my Easter Clothes, not my Timmy T-Shirt :(
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD GILES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“HI I’M DUSTIN PEDROIA AND MY HOMETOWN IS A SHITHOLE”
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HI I'M DUSTIN PEDROIA AND I'M A JACKASS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HI I’M DUSTIN PEDROIA AND FUCK THE REDSOCKS
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi I’m Dustin Pedroia, and I’m Pedro Feliz
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol...
only an insignificant shithole would become so outraged by that comment.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woodland’s nice.
Pedroia is a goddamn ingrate. He was mad because the hometown paper wouldn’t cover up his brother being a pederast.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe...
but I don’t see people in LA or NY getting outraged when people say mean things about the cities.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Yorkers can get pretty apeshit about that.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
That’s a good way to get a shiner. Boston, too.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, honestly...
San Francisco.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re gonna make Cain watch more chick flicks, talking like that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Secretly, I love Randy Johnson.
Insert gay joke here.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh boy
Giles looked like a FOOL on that change.
2-2 - At lest the Red Sox are two games under .500...
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LinceKum

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
these comcast commercials sound like they were written by The Moldy Peaches.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/runs to record store to pick up anything but The Moldy Peaches
by Grant on Apr 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s 1000 times better than most commercials. Good for Comcast
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That occurred to me too
I figured they were just rewrites
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just back from Easter lunch at the neighbors....
Has Timmy found Lazzie yet???? At least it is 0-0
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am now wearing my official Lincecum jersey. We’ll see if that helps or not
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi neighbor
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s not much anything in Wilmette.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it. quiet little town just a short train ride away from the city. Good schools too.
by sabeanhata on Apr 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure it’s fine. The suburbs just aren’t my scene.
(And Iliked in Uptown and then the border of Lakeside and East Rogers Park from 2004-2007)
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Er…I meant to say the border of EDGEWATER and East Rogers Park. Just two years gone and my Chicago geography knowledge is already glitchy.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haven’t seen you comment for a while
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did a little lurking for the offseason. I’m also very busy
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only have an unofficial lincecum jersey
it’s called a Shawn Estes jersey
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I finally had to replace my numberless 1986 jersey. It was time.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bengie Molina
is killing me. :-(
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pete Mickelson double bogeys the 12th hole
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it may be for him Mickelson is at -8 while a couple of fellas are ahead of him at -11
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Pabs, I need to fantasy points....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice D. But crap.
2-3 - No gam has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who are these guys.... argh!!!!!!!
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants offense is a lot more Giants offense-y lately.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
has a lot less of that New Dinger smell
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember how recently there were people saying they were glad there were so few automatic outs in the Giants lineup?
Suck it.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don’t worry, we just picked up a 28 year old career minor leaguer. All is well, extensions for Bochy.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a craptastic half inning.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lots of lazy flyballs + Petco !
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Geeze are we whiffing or what....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
uhhhhhhhhhg
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I guess Chris Young is going to pitch a NO HITTER! That’s right, a NO HITTER!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you betcha
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY, NOW??
2-3 - No game has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just need bondslegend to confirm it.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Young
Ain’t exactly pounding the zone today. Only 15/26 strikes and a lot of bouncers.
Fat lot of good that’s doing us…
2-3 - No game has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Young
He pitched well in his first start of the season vs LA. Looks fully healed from tragic injury
by wilriv21 on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you're Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo bank.
You wanna?
My dad’s J.T. Snow
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy needs to be perfect today....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy needs to be perfect today every day
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bengie needs to be better there, I can expect Pablo, and Ishikawa to go down without an effort, but Molina needs to up his game there
gully
by DanRed on Apr 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bengie doesn’t match up well against Young: low ball hitter.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no more of bunny head guy please
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think one of them might be my soulmate. :p
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes I am glad I am listening
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t Bochy get the memo that you’re supposed to employ the Zero Run Support strategy when Cain’s on he mount?
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’re eliminating everyone.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD GONZALEZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NASTY
2-3 - No game has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side, Lincecum’s looking sharp.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 K's for Timmy
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why
would you wear a Dodgers jersey/hat to a SD/SF game?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re pure evil?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate people that do that.
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
by boonitez on Apr 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve worn a Giants hat to a Cubs-Tigers game.
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by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that’s a Giants cap, so it’s cool.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask Kruk and Kuip answer:
“Jon Miller”
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO ARE YOU WHO CAN SUMMON FIRE WITHOUT FLINT OR TINDER
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THERE ARE THOSE WHO CALL ME
TIM?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hint
Pablo, next time let the shortstop take that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rumors of forbidden love between the broadcasters
by Moggeee on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Kouzmanoff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know we harped on this a thousand times last year, but these Padres uniforms are ugly as shit.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you hate the uniforms, you hate the troops.
Well that’s what I heard on a trip to SD once.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
has..
.there ever been a decent Padres uniform?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll have two tacos, a beef burrito, and a Dr. Pepper please. Extra hot sauce.
by Sabertooth on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that looked
painful :-(
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kouzmanoff can keep that to himself
gully
by DanRed on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did I mention that Kouzmanoff is my ex GF’s cousin? I hate that family with a passion.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Post nudes, send to Kouz.
/4chan
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy just got out of the way of that one...
2-3 - No game has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
geeze theses guys suck.... I miss John
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thought just occurred to me...
Zito can get by with an 84 MPH fastball…
If he can throw a 96 MPH changeup.
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mind: Blown
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where did that one miss?
2-3 - No game has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The nationals..
may very well go 0-162
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
their entire pitching staff is awful.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
their entire team is awful
fixed
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They might get to face Zito once though.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who wins first?
Nats or Indians?
The Indians rotation is a mess
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
indians won today
so indians
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indians won today apparently
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT CLIFF LEE
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CY YOUNG
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’d think they’d be just a tad better. I know the pitching is bad, but that lineup ain’t half bad.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIM
FINISH HIM
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how fast Timmy would throw if he had a 4-seamer.
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
by boonitez on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He would tear the fabric of time and space.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t he have a 4 seamer? But it just isn’t as hard as the 2 seamer?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard he has trouble controlling the movement on his 4-seamer
which is also a little mind-blowing
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s ridiculous. Mind blown.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIM
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m coming back to SF the last week of June, AND THE GIANTS ARE ON THE ROAD THE WHOLE TIME. To make it worse, they play in Milwaukee, where I would go see them, when I’m in SF.
DAMN IT. Maybe I can catch an interleague game in Oakland…
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
are you going to the cubs series the first week of may?
by sabeanhata on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to, but I don’t have tickets yet
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd week of June, midweek
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell was that throw, Velez?
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hundley can keep that to himself as well
gully
by DanRed on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ballgame.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
VELEZ = DEFENSE
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strikes, please
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why is Velez playing CF?
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Velez reminding Lincecum whose got the real gun out there
by Moggeee on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ending the inning might be good.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welllllll I think I spoke too soon about the strikes thing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OPEN BASE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
let's go giants!!!
Kelenna is mine...;>
by girltothemax on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let’s go Giants…to the max!
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EXTREEEEEEEEEEME
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tiger
3 back of the leaders through 13
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am nervous.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Krukow didn’t say “Open base” but he was surprised it wasn’t an automatic walk.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make noice, the scoreboard is telling you to.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Young will fly to Velez, who will make an error.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That seems like a dumb semi-intentional walk to me.
2-3 - No game has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s hope Tim doesn’t Randy Johnson this
gully
by DanRed on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do I get scared every time a pitcher comes up with runners in scoring position?
by Shoeless on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yovanni Gallardo
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because the Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIM
FINISH HIM
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh...
that should read SWEEP THE LEG
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO A BARREL ROLL
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
were you...
the one who linked the barrel roll techno song?
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think so.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9aTOyzw08Q
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good morning
2-3 - No game has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whew
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD CHRIS YOUNG
THAT WAS WHAT HE MEANT TO DO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LinceKKKum



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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes... timmy
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Danke?
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe… I was going thanks in German…. I am not the worlds greatest speller…
gully
by DanRed on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re excused if you don’t know German.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm…
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
by boonitez on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does saying “If he has a bat in his hands he’s a threat” count as complimenting a pitcher’s hitting?
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yep!
take a shot
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Krukow’s 5 for 6 in complimenting a starting pitcher’s hitting, but only because Flam got to it yesterday before Kruk could.
I’m counting it as 6/6 on the year.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think “you have to treat him like A-Gonz” certainly does.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeesss, Timmy
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was a case presentation at school...
of a patient who came up with an infection after sliding into “home base.”
I winced.
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
eww
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
torn
watch tiger come back to win the masters or watch us go 1-2-3 again?
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any baseball >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any golf
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
And I like golf.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absofuckinglutely
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m only following on Game Day, but does Tim look like he doesn’t have much control?
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Apr 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he's fine today
2-3 - No game has bad a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was good in the first inning, the 4 pitch walk seemed like one of those pitch arounds cause the pitcher was up next.
He’s ok, he’s not Maddux.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hasn’t been perfect, but he’s looked pretty sharp for the most part.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely more command than last start.
by sabeanhata on Apr 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how long until mlb.tv starts with those annoying commercial breaks they had last season?
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why was it important to get Uribe into a game?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
VEDDRIN PRESENZ
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Bochy is obviously a lot smarter than us, to be able to figure that one out.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what he uses that big head for!
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because it would be against the rules to start Nate and put Velez at 2B
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez should be in the minors.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, that doesn’t excuse having Uribe out there. Frandsen should be up
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was “important” to get Uribe into a game.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn’t want him to get rusty….
…or else he might not be very good!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Important to open up a Cumberland Gap for singles betweeen SS and 3B
by Moggeee on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTF off this team Uribe
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least his AB was better than Velez’.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe was once a great defensive shortstop for the White Sox. Then he started having dinner with Livan and Bartolo Colon…
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
High fastball:
It’s a trap!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On an Evan Longoria note...
5 homers already. That’s pretty damn good.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and hes on my fb team, which makes it REALLY damn good
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here
Love him!
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Cabrera has had a good start too.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must not be a very deep league if you have both.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
0-4 today
But very happy to have picked him up after another owner dropped him for (drum roll please) today’s starting pitching opponent, Chris Young!
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Longoria and Cabrera? Were other players asleep at the draft?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
J-Roll too, but he sucks so far
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll trade you Emilio Bonifacio for him.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we are never...
going to score a run every again :-(
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or get a hit
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That inning sucked.... do we even have a hitting coach?
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you have to have hitters
for a hitting coach to be effective.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We do, but he’s half leprechaun and half gnome.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAY AREA NATIVE!1
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The field at Wilcox is named after Carney.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to Mountain View HS and I heard about a HR hit by Lansford against us like 20 years earlier.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They built a new field between my Junior and Senior year. They used the same old sign at first but I think they’ve updated it recently.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alumni at same HS.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have Carney Lansford, Hitting Professor.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah… he’s happy that our guys swing at anything, so he does nothing… great gig
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they make outs using the whole field
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kruk
Is he actually saying that Velez shouldn’t hit line drives? Now, he shouldn’t be trying to hit homers…but I am ok with line drives.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He should be hitting.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, and show up the veterans?
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I decided...
to ignore that comment.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can say that again!
No but really, do. Also mention the perfect game.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A NO HITTER?
So the Giants have NO HITS? They haven’t got ONE SINGLE HIT? Wow, you would think they would have a HIT by now.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS AN HISTORICAL EVENT THAT WILL DEFINITELY ACTUALLY HAPPEN
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young has been as tough as Peavy on us through the years
by Moggeee on Apr 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s weird to see Candlestick with that open outfield.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
finally KNBR back on.....
Go Timmy…
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crud.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are going to be good this year.
Do you guys know why? Because when we’re good we can never beat the Padres.
This is a good sign guys!
by giants92388 on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fail.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
goddammit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW FUCKING STRIKES
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The bunt will be in the next Nationals commercial.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In Phoenix
D-Bags take a 1-0 lead on a Stephen Drew sac fly.
2-3 - No game has had a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK ECKSTEIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But make sure to use birth control. I don’t want that little fucker reproducing.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Eckstein
blows
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you David...
you just decreased the Padres run scoring potential this inning
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Apr 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giles
looks at guys’ schlongs in the shower
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks at?
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His brother’s, mainly.
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played Manny.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nicely done
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You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian GiLOLs
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play
Manny
2-3 - No game has had a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well played, Burriss
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job, Burriss.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How has Giles never been popped for steroids?
gully
by DanRed on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good play Burriss
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BURRIS GOTTA GO
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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we get Adrian Gonzelez for Noah Lowry now, please?
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy OWNS Agonz, please don’t walk him.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
goddammit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice jump, Fred.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Great first step Fred
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That run belongs to you Fred. Better make up for it with your bat.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Revision
Those 3 runs belong to you Fred.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the WORST JUMP IVE EVER SEEN
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did trap it
Damn it.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You could see live that that was a trap.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
so close
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man. So close.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Garbage fucking team.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck this shit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAME OVER
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh fuck me.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great googly moogly.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HATE THE FUCKING PADRES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suxor
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking awful
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Augh
2-3 - No game has had a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have a good day everyone.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, fuck you Fred.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH, FRED :(
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2-160, here we come!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst part of all this? Still going to have to spend the rest of the year hearing about how nobody can hit homers out of Petco. Whiney biznatches.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And there you go again
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kruk dumped all three runs on Freddie
I’d day Lince has thrown two pure meatballs this inning, though
by Moggeee on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m with Kruk. We’d be back from commercial break already if it weren’t for Fred lack of defense on that fly ball
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Lincecum has still been giving up some big hits.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Tim is still having issues. I’m worried.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how his velocity is compared to last.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His fastball is mid-90s, 94-96.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d be curious to see an FB velocity graph from last year to this year, and over the course of last year. I am not sure that there would be any difference, but it might be interested. Same with Cain in his first year, vrs last year.
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on Apr 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be interesting, but I’m not a computer, so I don’t have the stats.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They surprised the Dodgers too
Pitching
by Moggeee on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does this shit happen over and over
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that the new boarder fence along the back wall?
…only pads hits are allowed to get through? fuck
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks fred…
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
by boonitez on Apr 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JESUS CHRIST FRED
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wTF LEWIS
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
LEWIS!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis is having a bad day.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mte
Extremely proud parent of Barry Zito. :D
by giantscatcher on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Fred.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
…fucking ass fred…
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
by boonitez on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy
2-3 - No game has had a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Fred a GODDAMN map!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck tiger
nobody cares
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ease up there
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please stop with the golf updates. There is baseball on.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is not Mrs. Lewis’s proudest moment.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry gets those
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP SUCKING PLEASE
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
send him down
Only kidding. But seriously, take him out of the fricking game. NATE TIME.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Todd Linden available to play LF? It would be a dramatic improvement.
by dmunk on Apr 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that’s probably not actually true.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh Oh
Our track record isn’t great this year when we walk to get to the pitcher.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
krabby being manny
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Praise Jeebus.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank Christ for pitchers that hit like pitchers.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Apr 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a goddamn nightmare
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how all those fans were cheering on that ground ball.
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by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK THE LORD
that could have been much, much worse.
2-3 - No game has had a margin of victory or defeat smaller than 3 runs thus far.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
by rhys on Apr 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that
could’ve been a helluva lot worse. giants hitters…please…hit…
by scottishgiants on Apr 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, That was a great inning!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put Ee-you-hen-eo in LF
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, god, the creepy dancing Six Flags old man is back. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In all the excitement, let’s not lose track of the fact that the Giants DO NOT HAVE A HIT AGAINST PADRES STARTER CHRIS YOUNG. He is throwing what some would call a NO HITTER, in that the Giants have NO HITS against him, him being Chris Young, who has NOT GIVEN UP A HIT YET TODAY.
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by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so how many hits do the Giants have?
by sabeanhata on Apr 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if corner OF defense and starting pitching aren’t our strengths, then we don’t have any.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Apr 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here’s the question. Trade for Lincecum in fantasy leagues?
I’m going to salvage this fucking day, dammit.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if you can do it, absolutely
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
by Persiflage on Apr 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully new thread will change it around for the Giants
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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