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NORWEGIAN HERITAGE NIGHT!!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

please do not feed the animals

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Cake, Cheese Cake.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

Cheesecake is Pie…or cake ?

"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Apr 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was pie wouldn’t it be called cheesepie?

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIRST

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more K. and less feed loss.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Less feed loss FTW!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread broke comcast

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WHO IS THAT GUY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

by satyricrash on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON STUPID CABLE FEED

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

now we won’t know who the last 3 Harry S Jordan winners were!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

you need moar K pic

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I entered seven but for some reason the seventh isn’t showing.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Coleman just called Pablo “puffy but a good hitter”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lol puffy?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

R U SCARE?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHALLENGE ME

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a gay fish.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what they want from me it’s like the more catchers we come across the more hits we see

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Coleman is good for unintentional humor like former Mets Broadcaster Ralph Kiner, Harry Caray and Duane Kuiper

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU JUST CAN'T RESIST CAN YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUANE KUIPER IS AWESOME GODDAMNIT

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you missed a K there :D

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

McPherson

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

All swinging Ks? Definite bonar.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, this is weird.... KNBR is now out for me...

But, the Padres station is working…. god they suck…

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

It’s fail.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis didn’t last very long there.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa is now 3-5 against Peavy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Ishi, with this attitude you are gonna get benched for Aurillia.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

or McPherson

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to hit into those DPs.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT THE GOOD SCOTT

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and when he is bad, Dred?

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Row....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

In other news, I am an asshole for drafting Frankie Cordero. The Reds haven’t won shit for him to save this year.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

cough cough Lindstrom cough cough

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Manny. At least get Dirty to the plate this inning.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GRIT

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It sounds like the other Padres announcer is basically “That’s nice, dear”ing Coleman over and over again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s like what Jon does to Joe on SNB.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the 40-man is full now?

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, I have to go to work, I guess I’ll hear the outcome on Midnight replay.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

dont forget the name tag

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t need no stinkin’ name tag. It wasn’t the outcome I was hoping for. Hopefully I’ll get a few hours of sleep before Timmy day tomorrow.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 12, 2009 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

EFFFFFFF

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

(and that’s about the feed, again)

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Hariston

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I love our Sanchez

I don’t love the cable feed.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, 2-2 count with 2 outs is not good time to lose feed.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is up with the feeds?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN and KNBR are both failing right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all Scott Hairston’s fault.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree

gully

by DanRed on Apr 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all Bondslegend’s fault.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Manny.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

:( :(

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WAIT KNBR IS BACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I MUST KNOW WHO THE LAST HARRY S JORDAN AWARD WINNERS WERE

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum
Bocock
Joey

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish Burriss had no swing through stuff.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR STRIKEOUTZ PLZ

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR STRIKEZ PLZ, [Giants Pitcher]

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants Pitcher].

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

geez

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the fuck is Henry Blanco.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

El Guapo I want a no run no walk inning

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?!?!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SNAP WHY?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DO YOU GIVE UP TWO HOME RUNS TO HENRY FUCKING BLANCO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Blanco is Hairston in disguise

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

you gotta be shitting me? Henry Blanco?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

you gotta be kidding me

by positiveuphemism on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU HENRY BLANCO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This is ridiculous.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Whp put steroids in Blanco’s cream of wheat?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

who*

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cla

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito and everybody

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow what. the. fuck.

I said nothing this time!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like San Diego nearly as much as I did last year...

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought they were supposed to suck.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Halladay is a monster.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still only 2-1 but still, HENRY FUCKING BLANCO.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Still Jake Peavy though.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a theory about Peavy, I don’t think he will try very hard for the Padres this year because he knows they are just waiting for the right chance to trade him. No reason to really exert himself or get hurt. I think it will be easier to get to him this year while with the Padres.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously not for the Giants

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Peavy is the last person I’d expect to pull shit like that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s hope he starts tonight.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the guy has a .364 career slugging %

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldnt Blanco be in AA in Iowa or something

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Blanco had 3 HR total the last two seasons.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It only took one start, but I’m already annoyed with Sanchez.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, another walk.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants Pitcher]

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT. STRIKES.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk # 4

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Give up another homer to an 87-year-old catcher.
Walk the pitcher.

STOP IT.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is the Padres opening day bunting in Mexican flag colors?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Protip

Dont pitch to Blanco next time

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

alright I gotta go someone say something comforting to bondslegend later

4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.

by igotnothing on Apr 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP SHOWING THAT

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd really like

for Hairston to strike out, fall off balance and land on his bat (with the handle facing up)

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU HAIRSTON

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

can we go back to the end of the 2nd inning and start over?

by TimLincecumIsGod on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTQ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

House limit is 3 do-overs.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandofail

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Pablo roll the ball the second?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, you probably should have just held onto that.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

where is the new fella mcpherson

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be even worse.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he throw strikes?

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

son, we need to talk....

your defense is shit…

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I remember Jonathan Sanchez. Good to see you again, buddy.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OH JONATHAN NOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes I miss Pedro Feliz.

by Evan on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/swing at ball in dirt

by SpalWizzall on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all right here.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all Pedro Feliz

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurumph

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

HE IS A MIDGET

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS

STRIKES

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SCRAPPY PIECE OF SHIT

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!

THIS IS A TOMKO LEVEL MELTDOWN!

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a pile of crap.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to settle down Sanchez.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

2-2 - At lest the Red Sox are two games under .500...

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

THROW STRIKES, [GIANTS PITCHER]

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

another starter giving very few innings

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

odds Giles draws a walk 1:1

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s a little more likely than that.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nationals fans are on the edge of their seats.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

inning ending double play. GO

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I can barely watch this.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW

STRIKES

NOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

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OKAY GOOD

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that was fortunate

gully

by DanRed on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Peavy’s not going anywhere.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

alright! Peavy has no speed on third to run on it.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit! did you see that?

Rowand hit the cutoff man!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

All you have to do is get Adrian Gonzalez to get out of this.

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the last out, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

On my MLB ’06: the Show video game, I play as a pitcher in career mode. They have Adrian Gonzalez playing for the Giants in 2012 and on.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

helicopter

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid.

Walk more batters now, chump

by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/hangs head

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I give up.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SNAP WHY?

Bondslegend, this is all your fault.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever you gotta tell yourself

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

filthy, but not dirty

gully

by DanRed on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

and then the wheels fell off

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

mother

fucker,
its the fucking padres!!!!!

by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

And I shall bid you good night

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm kind of thinking

I might not hang around for this entire game tonight.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY DOUBLE SWITCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

First double switch of the year?

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez playing second.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

why?????

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the SF Gate Giants page, someone named twinfan guaranteed the Giants would win tonight. Then again he said the Giants would win 85 games last year.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE COMES OUR SAVIOR VELEZ!

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

this lineup is so shitty

WHY DO OUR PITCHES NOT CHALLENGE THESE FUCKERS

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s a difference between not challenging and not having the ability to throw strikes

by TimLincecumIsGod on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this

I’m watching Torchwood

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Torchwood is pretty good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't watched Torchwood since the first season.

Is it worth catching up on it?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just switched over, it looks like the first episode.

Torchwood is good television

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torchwood is crap :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for the Doctor Who Special

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early returns were not overly positive. :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are only 4 left for Tennant. I’m a little bummed.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really watch Who but I’m bummed with the person they chose to replace him after the rumors.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like some whacked out goth kid

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have to break up with Jonathan.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This start was pretty much like a relationship. Started out good, then went to hell.

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I STILL BELIEVE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, baby.....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

scotch, scotch, scotch.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So..

Tiger Woods coming from 7 strokes down to win the Masters?

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

No!!!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Stockton Ports

Hey all you Valley peoples. The SJ Giants are playing in Stockton next weekend [Thursday – Sunday]

We’re going to go to the Sunday game – it’s a 2:05 start, and tickets are $10 $7 and $5
We splurged on the $10 tix, row 3?!?

Anyone else innerested?

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you have extra tix or can you pick some up? I’m interested.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the seat next to us is available- should i try and snag it?

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I’ll see you guys there with $10 in hand!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got it, they are being held at will call.

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yey

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot damn I’m going to the SJ Giants/Bakersfield game Wednesday, big Giants game on Saturday, and then this on Sunday. I have an admissions thingamajig at san Jose State on Friday too.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking my mom to the yard on Saturday.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you’ll get to see Timmy

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yey

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You iz a bizzy lady!

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being underemployed it sort of awesome.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is crap.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At the beginning of this start I thought I was an excellently optimistic reply to the MadBum fanpost. I had always figured Sanchez as a reliever due to the lack of a secondary pitch. Maybe MadBum will be an awesome closer?

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Pooo.... good catch....

Runs, runs, runs….

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I only like the original in Japanese.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, the dubbing was so much of what made the show awesome

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recycle your rechargable batteries

Toss them at Hairston’s head

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The Starters

the starting rotation has given the Giants 2, 5, 7, 4 and 4.2 innings in 5 games. God bless the bullpen

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t like the fact they carried 12 pitchers. I thought 11 was enough. They need 13.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMER

sorry, I can’t do that with a straight face

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders could have done that

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Would expect nothing less, Velez. Thanks, bet your seat on the bench is still warm.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s made of Wynn.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

unrated

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do people want to trade Winn?? He’s unrated

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

POOP!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

damn you jake peavy.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar Renteria

San Francisco Giant

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

geez... DP....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia is smirking in the dugout thinking “Shit. I could do that and for a whole lot less money, too!”

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pads announcers wanking themselves about Sanchez’s last 2.1 innings

{assholes}

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

tune them back in this September when they’re approaching 100 losses

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

rent a wreck

gully

by DanRed on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s the idiot who adopted Renteria?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we start the season over?

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You….you . You’re good you. You got a gift you

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the worm will turn several times between here and there, my friend.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I am still watching this because I am a masochist.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why I am a Giants fan.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you’re a Giants fan, this is what happens.

"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Apr 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell are these people?

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Probables for the Dodgers series

Randy Johnson vs. Barbara Billingsley
Matt Cain vs. Clayton Kershaw
Barry Zito vs. TBA

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take TBA

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the vegas odds are +1.75 for TBA

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I keep seeing TBA making starts all over the place. His arm must be getting tired.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBA: Best fantasy player ever?

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

they could probably beat Zito with Lasorda pitching

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use up all your runs tonight

So Lincecum can destroy you tomorrow

by superk1ng on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not listening to this anymore

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Quirarte comes in to close out a 5-0 San Jose win

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Henry Blanco’s career line: .226/.289/.364

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, they are making really good contact with everything being thrown. WTF is going on here?

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

is this his 3rd game out of 5?

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

his fourth

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling Ortiz will get a call up before may

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry and Wilson have pitched 1.1 inning between the two of them

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot of people paid good money to watch BP

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Kuip back.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip is getting loaded

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Am I

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure the bases are soon to follow

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching padres announcers, one of them is using feets as the plural of feet

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be Jerry Coleman

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god an out

2-2 - At lest the Red Sox are two games under .500...

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

Man U to win the champs league this year?

by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

is that a gay college?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if it’s the only way of keeping Chelsea from winning it

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=426181
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start with 10 cents
not a gimmick
its too painful to watch this game. im directing my focus to this

by lehmsbobby on Apr 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

KKEDDERS

2-2 - At lest the Red Sox are two games under .500...

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Question

the Giants hit 3 HRs in the opener so why did Flannery stop flashing the HR sign?

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

finally... crap...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Velez just smack the runner on the ass after hitting the bag for the force?

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he did. Just be happy that he and Renteria didn’t screw up the routine force-out.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching it on dely and it just happend. He did 100%

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it with the ball? I think it was, like he needed to tag him? Or was it some latent needs?

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he would have squeezed a little, but it was out #3

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I would if I were him!

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

to go with your first place Seattle Mariners in an upside-down West

by ho-hum baby on Apr 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

three

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED!

I wish you did that earlier.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred <3

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TRIPLE

2-2 - At lest the Red Sox are two games under .500...

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FAST FREDDIE

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Pablo. Show us something.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He had nothing to show.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a grower?

(I have to make lewd jokes. I’ve been up since 5:30am. I’m starting to fade but I need to finish articles before I crash)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he is getting used to swinging and missing

gully

by DanRed on Apr 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ishy....now....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

If this keeps up I’m breaking out the Easter candy tonight!

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

waaaaaaay ahead of you.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peavy really has that back door breaking ball down against lefties.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

so who are the cubs going to give up for him?

by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll get 2-3 prospects and Carlos Marmol.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a battle

gully

by DanRed on Apr 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The battle ended

gully

by DanRed on Apr 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like how good Jake Peavy is.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Get ready Richie

You’re going to get your chance to hit those DPs

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh was a good at bat, with Ishi defending anything close, until just then.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

9 pitch k. ouch.

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Also add in the “looking” part.

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They must have told Ishi about the McPherson signing before the game

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by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

McPherson would go in for Pablo. Aurilia is going in for Ishi.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god no

Hinshaw.

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DEFINED BULLPEN ROLES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin got lit up yesterday. :(

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they have established roles THAT MUST NOT BE TRIFLED WITH!

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was nervous because that was the home run camera angle.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. It wouldn’t have surprised me though.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had that gone out, I would have blown San Diego up

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by thehavenot on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you do it anyway?

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Yeah Yeahs on SNL

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by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i think

im done. time to watch the shield

by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever happened to Brian Giles brother, Marcus?

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Waiting in the shower.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eaten, to gain his strength and unify the bloodline.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was invited by the Phillies to spring training

But they decided not to pick him up. Right now he is waiting for his closeup.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positive Note

Giants have scored at least 2 runs in all 5 games thus far.

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain’s win is looking more miraculous by the day

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play, Scott.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Row!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 11, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds called Rowand “Scott” when he was in the broadcasting booth last year.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Also, “Scott” is close to “scotch”, and I’m heading toward breaking out The Glenlivet.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to the Braves/Phillies game on gameday audio last week and the Braves announcer also called him Scott.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s catching on!

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry’s a trendsetter.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year, Barry Bonds was in the TV booth and he called Rowand Scott.

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He was invited during the game when he showed up for the outfielders reunion.

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being awesome

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by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling

if Randy Jones came back tonight and started, the Padres would still be leading.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Due up

Rowand
Pitcher’s Spot
Velez

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Brian Giles

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Brian GilesThe Padres

Fixed

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Padres.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU GILES.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles looks like a villain

gully

by DanRed on Apr 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles rejected a trade to Boston last summer. He could have gone and then returned back to San Diego this year.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone was on his case for refusing

but I agree, I don’t blame him for wanting to stay in SD

by ho-hum baby on Apr 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he earned the right either thru contract or 10/5 status

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have had a chance of going deep into the postseason, then returning where he wanted to go, San Diego.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you all know why I hate the padres.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Padres because I once had a roommate who was incredibly stuck up about them.

When Mark Sweeney signed with the Giants, he claimed we stole Mark Sweeney.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a bright lad.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great inning!

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Bochy and Sabean are surprised that all these guys who hit .400 in Arizona aren’t hitting

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by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

jake peavy

also…one week.
they hit in the opener!

by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick inning is quick

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by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they’re Giants.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamers don’t conserve pitches.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROWS UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Zito, I believe that was just before the 2007 season started.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

obligatory “Because they don’t get to face the Giants” response.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Just when it didn’t mean shit, the Warriors win in Utah.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched that for the billionth time today

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by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounded like Kuiper said “Dave” Blanco

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he said “Babe” Blanco.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s decent looking.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This season is starting to get on my nerves

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by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Good news

The Giants still have a better record this season at his point then last.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

True. This is very depressing, but I still have great hopes for this season. Its only the first week.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did I lose the t before his?

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Positive Side

Bullpen continues to look very good.

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Monday—Stock markets up or down?

by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

as kong as they continue to use bailout money to purchase stocks they will contnue to climb

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Due Up

Winn
Renteria
Lewis

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Can the Padres forfeit the game for having a fan run on the field?

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU…….you;re good you.

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, our mini-objective: prevent Peavy from getting the CG.

by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of last year, when they would rally just enough to get the closer in.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is a good baseball player.

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No, the guy on our team has been rated.

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Unfortunately, he's unrated.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

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by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, could Randy Winn do more to raise the spirits of Giants fans? He is just amazing.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been filtered toward Renteria.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was some panic over his bad year in 2006, but since then he’s been a very good baseball player and we’ve generally evaluated him as such.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar fail.

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and there you go

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by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I am quite unimpressed with Renteria

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

naw

I expect the giants to use the 500K opt out option even if he isnt all that horrible this season.

by kvdp12 on Apr 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s for the third year, I believe.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

rentaria K’s on Pablito’s K pitch

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

where would the Giants be without Edgardo Renteria

by wilriv21 on Apr 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

On my old MLB '06 the show

They even had Jake Peavy on the Giants for two seasons (and yes we did win the World Series0.

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Peavy’s fastball has ridiculous movement.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a goddamn cartoon.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T JINX IT, DAMMIT

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis is good.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I've missed the whole gameday thread and almost the whole game...

…but I just wanted to say FLEW!

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I see you officially sponsored Kim Batiste’s page on Baseball-reference.com

by SFGuy on Apr 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

I’m expecting it to triple Grant’s traffic at least.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I challenge anyone to find a ballplayer worse than Batiste, by the way. CAN’T DO IT.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm I think “missed” isn’t exactly the right word, but now that you are here, the Giants are free to break out that big time rally.

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small goal accomplished!

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, I can’t get used to the notion of Bell as a closer. The Padres’ closer should be Trevor Hoffman or a strung out Rod Beck.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

If it makes you feel at ease, Bell does the Beck arm dangling.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

His gut, too. But he lacks the mullet.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

still dont understand

why we cant call him freddy. that espn article didn’t make me think that.

by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with calling him that. He just prefers fred.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like fred Lewis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, name one time you’ve ever said that.

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude’s really skinny now.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They brought in their fatty to face the Giants’ two fatties

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HACKING AT SLOP.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BRAIN DEAD CARIBBEANS

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

is big money doing swinging at that

by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Bengie, no no no.

by scout6 on Apr 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT, KNBR, WHY ARE YOU NOT WORKING?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Its better that way, trust me

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by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie, that doesn’t even work for Sandoval.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Deflation.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make Merkin a starter!

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Replace Zito with Merkin and Sanchez with Ortiz.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may be onto something.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get on base, Pablo

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not awesome.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo:(

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by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I has a sad.

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by groug on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck it

more scotch
see you guys tomorrow

by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

plarp

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by rhys on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE THEY SHOWING THESE REPLAYS??!

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this. I’m going to Vegas!! Be back wednesday

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

putting my life savings on Matt Cain’s next start!!

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by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve always been so enthusiastic about Matt!

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Really?

I think Winnipeg’s got a good team this year.

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sigh

at least there’s tomorrow

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by CB30 on Apr 11, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess cause he’s a Bay Area native.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about him? I turned it off.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing the postgame show.

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had like 10 career homers and a sub-.250 batting average. So no.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say he was the guy we got for Jeffrey Leonard, but actually, that was Ernest Riles. I don’t remember how we got Felder.

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by jcb9 on Apr 11, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the SJ Giants won. Scott Barnes went five scoreless and it was the debut of Edwin Quirarte.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Morrison says GIANTS BRASS!

by Natto on Apr 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Happier times

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_04_11_sfnmlb_sdnmlb_1&mode=gameday

Gameday has video of the Winn run, Renteria CS in the fourth.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 11, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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