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NORWEGIAN HERITAGE NIGHT!!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheesecake is Pie…or cake ?
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Less feed loss FTW!
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON STUPID CABLE FEED
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
now we won’t know who the last 3 Harry S Jordan winners were!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
you need moar K pic
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I entered seven but for some reason the seventh isn’t showing.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Jerry Coleman just called Pablo “puffy but a good hitter”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol puffy?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
R U SCARE?
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
CHALLENGE ME
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a gay fish.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t know what they want from me it’s like the more catchers we come across the more hits we see
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Jerry Coleman is good for unintentional humor like former Mets Broadcaster Ralph Kiner, Harry Caray and Duane Kuiper
YOU JUST CAN'T RESIST CAN YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DUANE KUIPER IS AWESOME GODDAMNIT
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
McPherson
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
All swinging Ks? Definite bonar.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
wow, this is weird.... KNBR is now out for me...
But, the Padres station is working…. god they suck…
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
YEAH SCOTT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BUT THE GOOD SCOTT
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
In other news, I am an asshole for drafting Frankie Cordero. The Reds haven’t won shit for him to save this year.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
cough cough Lindstrom cough cough
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It sounds like the other Padres announcer is basically “That’s nice, dear”ing Coleman over and over again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Damn, I have to go to work, I guess I’ll hear the outcome on Midnight replay.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
EFFFFFFF
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
(and that’s about the feed, again)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I love our Sanchez
I don’t love the cable feed.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
CSN and KNBR are both failing right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is all Bondslegend’s fault.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Manny.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
I MUST KNOW WHO THE LAST HARRY S JORDAN AWARD WINNERS WERE
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Lincecum
Bocock
Joey
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wish Burriss had no swing through stuff.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
MOAR STRIKEOUTZ PLZ
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MOAR STRIKEZ PLZ, [Giants Pitcher]
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
geez
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
JESUS
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Who the fuck is Henry Blanco.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously?!?!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
OH SNAP WHY?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Blanco is Hairston in disguise
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU HENRY BLANCO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Whp put steroids in Blanco’s cream of wheat?
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Cla
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain & Scott Hairston are to Jonathan Sanchez & Henry Blanco
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
wow what. the. fuck.
I said nothing this time!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I don't like San Diego nearly as much as I did last year...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I have a theory about Peavy, I don’t think he will try very hard for the Padres this year because he knows they are just waiting for the right chance to trade him. No reason to really exert himself or get hurt. I think it will be easier to get to him this year while with the Padres.
Shouldnt Blanco be in AA in Iowa or something
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
Throw strikes, [Giants Pitcher]
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GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT. STRIKES.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Why is the Padres opening day bunting in Mexican flag colors?
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
JONATHAN YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'd really like
for Hairston to strike out, fall off balance and land on his bat (with the handle facing up)
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
can we go back to the end of the 2nd inning and start over?
by TimLincecumIsGod on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Sandofail
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo, you probably should have just held onto that.
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son, we need to talk....
your defense is shit…
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
Oh, I remember Jonathan Sanchez. Good to see you again, buddy.
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JESUS
STRIKES
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCK!!!
THIS IS A TOMKO LEVEL MELTDOWN!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT
THROW STRIKES, [GIANTS PITCHER]
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
I think it’s a little more likely than that.
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OKAY GOOD
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
holy shit! did you see that?
Rowand hit the cutoff man!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
All you have to do is get Adrian Gonzalez to get out of this.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
/hangs head
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I give up.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ball game
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Y'all don't mind if I just stop my recap reading here and leave like a Bumfanintheeighth , do ya?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 12, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
OH SNAP WHY?
Bondslegend, this is all your fault.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
whatever you gotta tell yourself
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
and then the wheels fell off
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
mother
fucker,
its the fucking padres!!!!!
It is time to drink... now that my stomach is coated with ice cream....
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
First double switch of the year?
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Velez playing second.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
this lineup is so shitty
WHY DO OUR PITCHES NOT CHALLENGE THESE FUCKERS
there’s a difference between not challenging and not having the ability to throw strikes
by TimLincecumIsGod on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this
I’m watching Torchwood
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
Torchwood is pretty good.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't watched Torchwood since the first season.
Is it worth catching up on it?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I just switched over, it looks like the first episode.
Torchwood is good television
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Torchwood is crap :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m still waiting for the Doctor Who Special
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Early returns were not overly positive. :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
There are only 4 left for Tennant. I’m a little bummed.
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really watch Who but I’m bummed with the person they chose to replace him after the rumors.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He looks like some whacked out goth kid
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I have to break up with Jonathan.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
scotch, scotch, scotch.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
unlikely
giants coming from 4 down to win tonight?
by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Stockton Ports
Hey all you Valley peoples. The SJ Giants are playing in Stockton next weekend [Thursday – Sunday]
We’re going to go to the Sunday game – it’s a 2:05 start, and tickets are $10 $7 and $5
We splurged on the $10 tix, row 3?!?
Anyone else innerested?
Do you have extra tix or can you pick some up? I’m interested.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. I’ll see you guys there with $10 in hand!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yey
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot damn I’m going to the SJ Giants/Bakersfield game Wednesday, big Giants game on Saturday, and then this on Sunday. I have an admissions thingamajig at san Jose State on Friday too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ill be at the big giants game on saturday too!
and on sunday
by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m taking my mom to the yard on Saturday.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yey
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Being underemployed it sort of awesome.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
At the beginning of this start I thought I was an excellently optimistic reply to the MadBum fanpost. I had always figured Sanchez as a reliever due to the lack of a secondary pitch. Maybe MadBum will be an awesome closer?
Recycle your rechargable batteries
Toss them at Hairston’s head
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
The Starters
the starting rotation has given the Giants 2, 5, 7, 4 and 4.2 innings in 5 games. God bless the bullpen
He’s made of Wynn.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
unrated
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar Renteria
San Francisco Giant
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Aurilia is smirking in the dugout thinking “Shit. I could do that and for a whole lot less money, too!”
the worm will turn several times between here and there, my friend.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I am still watching this because I am a masochist.
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When you’re a Giants fan, this is what happens.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
bandbox
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Probables for the Dodgers series
Randy Johnson vs. Barbara Billingsley
Matt Cain vs. Clayton Kershaw
Barry Zito vs. TBA
I wonder if the vegas odds are +1.75 for TBA
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know. I keep seeing TBA making starts all over the place. His arm must be getting tired.
by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Use up all your runs tonight
So Lincecum can destroy you tomorrow
a lot of people paid good money to watch BP
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure the bases are soon to follow
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
OT:
Man U to win the champs league this year?
http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=426181
free sports betting
start with 10 cents
not a gimmick
its too painful to watch this game. im directing my focus to this
I think he did. Just be happy that he and Renteria didn’t screw up the routine force-out.
by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
he would have squeezed a little, but it was out #3
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to think we aren't going to win this series.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Fast
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Fred <3
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
FAST FREDDIE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
epic comeback begins now!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a grower?
(I have to make lewd jokes. I’ve been up since 5:30am. I’m starting to fade but I need to finish articles before I crash)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
waaaaaaay ahead of you.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t like how good Jake Peavy is.
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9 pitch k. ouch.
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They must have told Ishi about the McPherson signing before the game
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
Oh god no
Hinshaw.
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DEFINED BULLPEN ROLES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Merkin got lit up yesterday. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I was nervous because that was the home run camera angle.
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Had that gone out, I would have blown San Diego up
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
i think
im done. time to watch the shield
He was invited by the Phillies to spring training
But they decided not to pick him up. Right now he is waiting for his closeup.
Bring back steroids.
Positive Note
Giants have scored at least 2 runs in all 5 games thus far.
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Matt Cain’s win is looking more miraculous by the day
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
what's with the scott references?
dont get it
by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds called Rowand “Scott” when he was in the broadcasting booth last year.
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Yeah. Also, “Scott” is close to “scotch”, and I’m heading toward breaking out The Glenlivet.
by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was listening to the Braves/Phillies game on gameday audio last week and the Braves announcer also called him Scott.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year, Barry Bonds was in the TV booth and he called Rowand Scott.
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what was Barry Bonds doing in the TV booth?
by sfgiantsgirl on Apr 11, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He was invited during the game when he showed up for the outfielders reunion.
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The old let-them-hit-rockets-at-people strategy.
by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Due up
Rowand
Pitcher’s Spot
Velez
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DAMN YOU GILES.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Giles rejected a trade to Boston last summer. He could have gone and then returned back to San Diego this year.
Everyone was on his case for refusing
but I agree, I don’t blame him for wanting to stay in SD
Now you all know why I hate the padres.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
I hate the Padres because I once had a roommate who was incredibly stuck up about them.
When Mark Sweeney signed with the Giants, he claimed we stole Mark Sweeney.
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What a great inning!
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I wonder if Bochy and Sabean are surprised that all these guys who hit .400 in Arizona aren’t hitting
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
jake peavy
also…one week.
they hit in the opener!
by scottishgiants on Apr 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
8 IP, 94 pitches, 9 Ks, 0 BB
Why can’t our starters do that
For Zito, I believe that was just before the 2007 season started.
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obligatory “Because they don’t get to face the Giants” response.
by non sequitur on Apr 11, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuips been taking shots between innings
by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he said “Babe” Blanco.
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This season is starting to get on my nerves
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
The Positive Side
Bullpen continues to look very good.
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Due Up
Winn
Renteria
Lewis
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Can the Padres forfeit the game for having a fan run on the field?
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Reminds me of last year, when they would rally just enough to get the closer in.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Winn is a good baseball player.
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No, the guy on our team has been rated.
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Unfortunately, he's unrated.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
There was some panic over his bad year in 2006, but since then he’s been a very good baseball player and we’ve generally evaluated him as such.
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edgar
is not a good baseball player today
I am quite unimpressed with Renteria
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naw
I expect the giants to use the 500K opt out option even if he isnt all that horrible this season.
That’s for the third year, I believe.
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On my old MLB '06 the show
They even had Jake Peavy on the Giants for two seasons (and yes we did win the World Series0.
DON’T JINX IT, DAMMIT
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
FLEW
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I've missed the whole gameday thread and almost the whole game...
…but I just wanted to say FLEW!
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YES.
I’m expecting it to triple Grant’s traffic at least.
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And I challenge anyone to find a ballplayer worse than Batiste, by the way. CAN’T DO IT.
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Also, I can’t get used to the notion of Bell as a closer. The Padres’ closer should be Trevor Hoffman or a strung out Rod Beck.
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If it makes you feel at ease, Bell does the Beck arm dangling.
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His gut, too. But he lacks the mullet.
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still dont understand
why we cant call him freddy. that espn article didn’t make me think that.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with calling him that. He just prefers fred.
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i like fred Lewis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Oh, name one time you’ve ever said that.
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HACKING AT SLOP.
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DAMMIT, KNBR, WHY ARE YOU NOT WORKING?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie, that doesn’t even work for Sandoval.
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Deflation.
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Replace Zito with Merkin and Sanchez with Ortiz.
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That was not awesome.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
fuck it
more scotch
see you guys tomorrow
TOO SOON!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 11, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve always been so enthusiastic about Matt!
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Really?
I think Winnipeg’s got a good team this year.
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What about him? I turned it off.
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He had like 10 career homers and a sub-.250 batting average. So no.
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I was going to say he was the guy we got for Jeffrey Leonard, but actually, that was Ernest Riles. I don’t remember how we got Felder.
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At least the SJ Giants won. Scott Barnes went five scoreless and it was the debut of Edwin Quirarte.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Happier times
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_04_11_sfnmlb_sdnmlb_1&mode=gameday
Gameday has video of the Winn run, Renteria CS in the fourth.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

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