Open Gameday Thread FORE!
by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:25 PM PDT
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This has to mean something, but I don't know what it is.
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fuck scott hairston
in his vagina
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DURST!
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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And the horse he rode in on!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Monte smelling ass
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ok...this could be
the 2.50 buck chuck talkin… but zito didnt look not horrible past the first inning
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
One inning too late
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
very true
he didn’t let it get out of control
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
they raised the prices...
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
+1
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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
+109
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i call denver right now
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
I would love to see...
them get eliminated in the west
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes, [merkin]
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I really fucking hate that guy
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Good night folks
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
dammit
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
HATE SO MUCH HAIRSTON
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING E
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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Really?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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rhys, you can leave now. I am
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+1
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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, seriously?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Scott Hairston =?
Devil? Tommy Lasorda?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
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NOT THIS SCROTA
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
i can only shake my head
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
will do, bondslegend
2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.
I mean, because this can not be reality
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
i'm going to go change my vote
in the most hated poll
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
Scott Hairston
There is nothing good about what you do or who you are
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This is Howry do it!
I want another vote on the most hated players poll.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a sick joke, right?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
funny
in the way that prison rape is funny
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
INSIDE JOKE
Jon Miller “Maybe they should try to get him!”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
McCC reader
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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's OK
Zito should take the loss. No way should he get a ND after the garbage he threw tonight, especially since his line doesn’t look so hideous with only 4 IP/4 ER.
4 IP/4 ER is an accurate reflection of how he pitched.
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It’s difficult to sign players that are already signed with other teams.
Judgment Day is coming
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you gotta think outside the box
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Where is Outside The Box Thinking?
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Call it the Mark Portugal Syndrome
If he did play for us, he’d hit .119
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
wow.
I turned on my radio to hear Bengie almost hit a home run… and then Ishikawa almost hit a home run… and then Scott Hairston actually hit a home run?! Such bad timing… ><
After those giants hits didn’t leave the yard, I left for the commercial break. Then I turn on the tv to see some guy hit a drive, which I figure can’t go out, since I’d just seen 3 (including headley’s) that didn’t make it. It does. Then I get this feeling. I see the jersey. Hairston.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
a silver lining
my two yanks friends have been non stop bitching about cody ransom
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
we should get A-rod in return
it’s only fair.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
or go back
and get matsui for lowry
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
Someone needs to go back in time...
…and go Terminator on the Hairston clan
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
They will score four runs int he top of the inning, then load the bases.. all with none out.
Then Aurilia pinch hits into a triple play. Hairston somehow involved.
by kaliber on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hairston runs in from CF to dive and catch a ball, tag the runner coming off first and tag second.
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Scott Hairston
I HATE SO MUCH ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO BE
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
It's okay
According to the pattern of 2009, tomorrow’s game will be a good one.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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.500 baseball made easy
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good, Shit, Good, Shit
Tommorrow must be good! Of course there is the Scott Hairston factor
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Are you volunteering?
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Natto’s not afraid to get his hands dirty.
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You didn't know?
Natto’s an assassin.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I didn’t say I was doing anything. You heard nothing.
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Can we pay the Padres...
to trade Hairston to the American League?
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
The solution, based on past results: Giants acquire known Giants killer. Said player immediately loses all of his powers. The unfortunate side effect is he also loses his ability to play baseball.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
From Mark Leiter's Wikipedia page
Mark’s brother, Al Leiter, was also a successful major league pitcher. His Topps rookie card is actually a picture of his brother Al who was also a prospect in the Yankees farm system.
Thanks for making me think of him, guy who brought up Mark Portugal!
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Don’t joke. Her fastball is still low 90s and she’s got a good changeup.
by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Take that, Burriss haters!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, Manny gets hits in the one game where it doesn’t matter.
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y?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
y!
do I get a sponsorship now?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home, btw
Insert ridiculously late 49er QB pitching for the Padres joke here***
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions
Cody Pickett’s on the Padres?
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Hairston
10 of 42 career HRs vs. SF.
Total jerk.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
srsly fuck that guy
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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
assface
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "Padres outfielder Scott Hairston"
TRUTHLESS AS DIRT POOR DEFECATION
Want another one? Here’s one to describe the rest of us after we watch him:
HARDCORE, TOILET-TRAINED FUSSPOTS
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
i feel like i am readin
an orwell novel
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
runz!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Well, we scored!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
Never explain it!
Then it loses all its power!
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N! I BELIEVE
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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They just dont want to hurt our feelings
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This is Howry do it!
The pinch hitter for Merkin...
When did the Giants sign BB King??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Rally Leif Erickson!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
this ones broken
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Will rent get on base n/n/hfn?
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win
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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome.
Dick Pole ftw!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Now there’s a guy that picked the right profession.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The other dentist sponsored by Miller
Maury Filling
heh
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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Defensive Indifference
would be a step up for Velez
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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
Just a reminder
The Giants would be probably be winning right now if it weren’t for Hairston
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
sigh
I really don’t like Scott Hairston.
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....
we suck again
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
There ya go
what a shit sandwich
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Hairston Gotta Go
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
Join us tomorrow, anytime
For another replay of Randy Johnson’s interminable interview
Ha
Renteria’s hardest hit ball of the season so far is a 1-hopper to SS.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Goddamn baseball was pure shite today except for the little Giants.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
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