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This has to mean something, but I don't know what it is.

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I still hate Scott Hairston.

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck scott hairston

in his vagina

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DURST!

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the horse he rode in on!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cowshit.....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know

but I’m not saying

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Monte smelling ass

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monta likes what he’s seeing.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok...this could be

the 2.50 buck chuck talkin… but zito didnt look not horrible past the first inning

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One inning too late

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

very true

he didn’t let it get out of control

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got gipped..

It’s only 2 buck chuck here

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they raised the prices...

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the only game left.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no way out

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

portland beat la fakers tonight cavs close to home court advantage

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+109

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i call denver right now

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love to see...

them get eliminated in the west

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would cry of joy

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How’s Seattle doing?

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seatlol?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Karma…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saw two GS Warriors (Turiaf and Bierdrins) at ATT yesterday. They were sitting with the humanoids.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, [merkin]

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would ask "How bad can it get?"

But I don’t want to know.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unfucking believable

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really fucking hate that guy

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good night folks

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

HATE SO MUCH HAIRSTON

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how does he do it?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING E

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rhys, you can leave now. I am

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING SCOTT HAIRSTON

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by Chulk on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I called this in my head.

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dasgdfhgadfgadfhadshadfgadhadfg

by TimLincecumIsGod on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I mean, seriously?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott Hairston =?

Devil? Tommy Lasorda?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Scott Hairston"

NOT THIS SCROTA

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i can only shake my head

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

will do, bondslegend

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does he hit anybody else but the damn Giants?

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Hairston really has a vendetta against us

by Southpaw86 on Apr 10, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I mean, because this can not be reality

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We are through the rabbit hole.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm going to go change my vote

in the most hated poll

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

was thinking the same thing

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott Hairston

There is nothing good about what you do or who you are

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want another vote on the most hated players poll.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What did the Giants organization ever do to him? I have to think he hates them.

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a sick joke, right?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the worst part?

this guarantees Sabean will trade for him, upon which he will promptly suck again.

by wcw on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least that means he can’t hit us anymore.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you guys

Im going home

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/points toward home

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is kinda funny…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how?

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny

in the way that prison rape is funny

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the predictable kind of way.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

INSIDE JOKE

Jon Miller “Maybe they should try to get him!”

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s probably only half kidding

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McCC reader

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's OK

Zito should take the loss. No way should he get a ND after the garbage he threw tonight, especially since his line doesn’t look so hideous with only 4 IP/4 ER.

by ho-hum baby on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 IP/4 ER is an accurate reflection of how he pitched.

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did evntually find the strike zone…. i was prepared for much worse

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why doesn;t Sabes just sign the bum so he does not have to play against us

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s difficult to sign players that are already signed with other teams.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you gotta think outside the box

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is Outside The Box Thinking?

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taco Bell

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Butt Pee is his son?

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ruh roh

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by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Date with Butt Pee I see.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call it the Mark Portugal Syndrome

If he did play for us, he’d hit .119

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Finley was sucking by the time we got him, evidenced by the fact that Alfonso was a fair trade

by Scottsdale on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bingo on Portugal

but he wasnt beating us anymore

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can the rain come back again?

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

San Diego: 8.2 inches of precipitation per year.

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you scott hairston!!!!!!

by Scottsdale on Apr 10, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Six runs in the top of the ninth!

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

I turned on my radio to hear Bengie almost hit a home run… and then Ishikawa almost hit a home run… and then Scott Hairston actually hit a home run?! Such bad timing… ><

by sfgiantsgirl on Apr 10, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HGH in short supply in our clubhouse since the Bonds Fed trouble

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After those giants hits didn’t leave the yard, I left for the commercial break. Then I turn on the tv to see some guy hit a drive, which I figure can’t go out, since I’d just seen 3 (including headley’s) that didn’t make it. It does. Then I get this feeling. I see the jersey. Hairston.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a silver lining

my two yanks friends have been non stop bitching about cody ransom

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we should get A-rod in return

it’s only fair.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or go back

and get matsui for lowry

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

newsflash:

He’s Not Good

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s got mad hops though.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs to go back in time...

…and go Terminator on the Hairston clan

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They will score four runs int he top of the inning, then load the bases.. all with none out.

Then Aurilia pinch hits into a triple play. Hairston somehow involved.

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That sounds about right

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by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hairston runs in from CF to dive and catch a ball, tag the runner coming off first and tag second.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

While saving 3 kittens and kissing 5 babies

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by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too reasonable.

More like he catches the ball, the runner on third tags, falls over on the way home, and then the runner behind him trips over him for the second out, and then Hairston throws to first to double up Velez who’s rounding third and crashes into the other two.

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott Hairston

I HATE SO MUCH ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO BE

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's okay

According to the pattern of 2009, tomorrow’s game will be a good one.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

.500 baseball made easy

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good, Shit, Good, Shit

Tommorrow must be good! Of course there is the Scott Hairston factor

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not unless he’s… taken care of.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you volunteering?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Natto’s not afraid to get his hands dirty.

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't know?

Natto’s an assassin.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t say I was doing anything. You heard nothing.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still practicing secrecy, I see.

Good job.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we pay the Padres...

to trade Hairston to the American League?

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Worried that Giants are going to sell my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on Apr 10, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the way you think GiantBrass!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The solution, based on past results: Giants acquire known Giants killer. Said player immediately loses all of his powers. The unfortunate side effect is he also loses his ability to play baseball.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Mark Leiter's Wikipedia page
Mark’s brother, Al Leiter, was also a successful major league pitcher. His Topps rookie card is actually a picture of his brother Al who was also a prospect in the Yankees farm system.

Thanks for making me think of him, guy who brought up Mark Portugal!

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Mark’s brother was also a little bit successful. Just almost like Mark, buried in the unforgiving dust of MLB history.

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rita Moreno is pitching.

And the Giants still can’t get a hit.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oscar winner!

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from now on only Matt Cain will get run support!

by Scottsdale on Apr 10, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d be ok with this.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t joke. Her fastball is still low 90s and she’s got a good changeup.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

saw him pitch again LA and he gets men on and 3-2 counts

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this game feels like 2008

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yay, Burriss got another hit!

by sfgiantsgirl on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take that, Burriss haters!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, Manny gets hits in the one game where it doesn’t matter.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will Uribe fail y/y?

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

y.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

y

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

y?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

y!

do I get a sponsorship now?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well there was fail…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got home, btw

Insert ridiculously late 49er QB pitching for the Padres joke here***

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by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cody Pickett’s on the Padres?

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hairston

10 of 42 career HRs vs. SF.

Total jerk.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 10, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

srsly fuck that guy

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

assface

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Padres outfielder Scott Hairston"

TRUTHLESS AS DIRT POOR DEFECATION

Want another one? Here’s one to describe the rest of us after we watch him:

HARDCORE, TOILET-TRAINED FUSSPOTS

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i feel like i am readin

an orwell novel

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

runz!

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, we scored!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yay!

we only need five more!

by sfgiantsgirl on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padres don’t give a crap.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY TIME!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will Winn fail y/y?

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

groug’s just going with what works.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never explain it!

Then it loses all its power!

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

d

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

N! I BELIEVE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are totally screwing things up.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

m

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The letters that peole are responding dont match up to the question. I AM CONFUSED

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They just dont want to hurt our feelings

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

look gypsy… i am here for your tears

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The pinch hitter for Merkin...

When did the Giants sign BB King??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 10, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Leif Erickson!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this ones broken

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Plunder in a Midlength Dress!

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BarryBonds always the BB King in my memory…

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will rent get on base n/n/hfn?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought someone was joking but

the Giants team dentist is named Les Plack.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

win

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We had a Fanshot about this.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know but I thought it was a joke

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome.

Dick Pole ftw!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now there’s a guy that picked the right profession.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swings like that leave me deeply depressed.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm on my way to the renteria

To pick up some rent. Want some?

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Defensive Indifference

would be a step up for Velez

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just a reminder

The Giants would be probably be winning right now if it weren’t for Hairston

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh

I really don’t like Scott Hairston.

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He will never be my best friend.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

....

we suck again

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There ya go

what a shit sandwich

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hairston Gotta Go

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He is unrated

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 10, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game had a bucket of fail.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

several buckets worth

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

argh

Zit0-1

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Join us tomorrow at 10…..join us tomorrow at 7” Thanks Kuip.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Join us tomorrow, anytime

For another replay of Randy Johnson’s interminable interview

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

Renteria’s hardest hit ball of the season so far is a 1-hopper to SS.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 10, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn baseball was pure shite today except for the little Giants.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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