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CANYON STRENGTH* IS GO!!!!

*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. Canyon strength is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any extended suckage.

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CANYON STRENGTH* IS GO!!!! *This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. Canyon strength is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any extended suckage.

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Theres a point in every game where I remember I’m listening to the Giants, and I have to turn it off. Against the Brewers, it was Go-Yard-O, and today…

That. GIDP and a three pitch K.

FUCK

by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

best play of the night

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZitLOL

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that is the

strangest double play i’ve seen in awhile

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just how you draw it up

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burr... is looking passable....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great in the field

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now THAT’S a double play.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Redman FTW

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red Man

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Method Man

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mega Man

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green Man

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green Day

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Daisy Dukes

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dukes of Hazzard

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duke Snyder

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duke Ellington

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ELLIS BURKS

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Booke burke

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that was pretty funny.

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablo's dive cracked me up

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its like that old saying, “leave a 100 monkeys on a ball field for an infinite amount of time and eventually they will turn a double play”

I blame sabes for my alcohol "problem"

by ufodog624 on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Pabs... suck it up...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hairston was out

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what game are you watching?

I blame sabes for my alcohol "problem"

by ufodog624 on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the padres game, what else?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was just curious cuz that guy was safe. a soulless bastard child of a lizard that mated with a old tire, but safe nonetheless

I blame sabes for my alcohol "problem"

by ufodog624 on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aim for his head....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Botchy

get them out of the rain before someone gets hurt. All luck used up yesterday.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and Lewis immediately slips

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hands Burr hands...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matos pitched a 1-2-3 inning. Felix Romero just up from extended spring training, is in.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is fucking ludicrous.

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’ve never gone ludicrous, sir

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burris gotta go

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was kinda scary.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was really scared

Freddie was gonna fall over

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it really raining that bad?

by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it is blowing monkey chunks

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

boo this man

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah. I was just being silly.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

You in here for weeeeeeeeeeed?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as Reggie once said “They don;t boo nobodies”

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Liu this man

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

take this time to do some

online poker…. anyone on full tilt?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP THIS GAME...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rain delay

prolonging the agony

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!!! ((slap))

its only a 2 run game… and we’re up… chiiiiiiiilllllllll

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller looked good

by drunkgiant on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game's been stopped

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

switching over to A’s

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

switch over to San Jose

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

switch over to AZ-LA game

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

delay at the moment, I’m sure

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

goodbye ladies, drinking time

I blame sabes for my alcohol "problem"

by ufodog624 on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good to see Matt Holliday terrorizing pitchers in the AL.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do we lose if this game doesn’t restart?

by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That failure to tie probobly cost us the game then.

It probobly did anyway, but that’s that.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

official after 4 1/2 if home team winning

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t they change some rules awhile back about being able to continue games?

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must have only been playoffs.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The family is watching the Pink Panther down stairs (the Steve Martin version)

I guess I’ll go join them…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably more entertaining than the game would have been.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will let you know!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already know it will be

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the oakland game

is gettting exciting…. down by two, bases loadad, 1 out

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey jcn, you might at least get a W from Anderson tonight

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jcb

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk and Kuip just said it might not be a “long delay”

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the update

by Scottsdale on Apr 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The doppler I looked at didn’t seem all that rainy.

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick at Nite Noonan has 3 errors in 2 games

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY DO YOU HATE THE GIANTS?

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The making of Comcast Sprotsnet?

Are you serious?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s what I said

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I looked at the National Weather

and it looks like the heavy rain is over and the light stuff will be done in about 15 minutes.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got back

What the hell is wrong with Ishikawa and Rowand? They murdered that rally?

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

last part not a question

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Greg Papa’s hair ever move?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Many lives were spared during the 1989 earthquake when hundreds of fans huddled under Greg Papa’s hair.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that’s what that thing Al Michael’s was clinging to

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This programming is TERRIBLE, KJ speeches???

by drunkgiant on Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So what is with all these people with new accounts all of a sudden?
Spring break itis?

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think people are bored.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im not new

i just havent posted in 2 years

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not you!
there’s been a bunch of “people” with info like “Joined McCovey Chronicles – 04/10/09 9:03 PM PDT” on their profiles… who at 9:06 go on to post a buncha hooey.

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bored and waiting for star trek night?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

love the A's white shoes

it was cool like 15 years ago?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To answer your question

No

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong! White shoes were NEVER cool.

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have never been to Florida

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just because people wear ‘em doesn’t make it cool.

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only for orthopedic purposes

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LA has cut it to 2.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do not want

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we trade Amy G for a topless robot?

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harry Kim?

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about a jeepney?

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TBH, I have own one of those!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

back in Cebu?

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Manila. It’s being used as a taxi

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really want to visit Cebu

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Borocay is beautiful. You should go there.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah . . . sigh.

My wife wants to go to India next summer, but I’d much rather visit the Phillipines, if we could afford either.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice either way.

I would like to see Darjeeling and Dharmasala sometime in my life

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we not?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trading crap for crap.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least G. Kuip had something meaningful to say from the dugout/pen/wherever… Amy G and her 2 day old news delivered mid inning is already getting old

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy is slightly easier on the eyes though.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true, but not by much (breasts about the same though)

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade her for Erin Andrews!!!

by ACgiant97 on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is more implausible than Feliz for Pujols.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don Nelson

Now there’s a guy who knows defense

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nelly has Swagger

by drunkgiant on Apr 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SMALL BALL

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steroids?

by kaliber on Apr 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From BBTN

“Manny is hitting .629 against the Diamondbacks. You don’t need a blog to figure that out! MANNY BEING MANNY!

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BBTN

you suck

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pucetas laid an egg in his AAA debut. McBryde and Guzman have two hits apiece

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guzman is raking. Downs also walked twice. Romero looking great tonight retiring six straight batters, 4 Ks.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus raking on good friday

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus will rise.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate has no options and cannot be sent down.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And for all you Burriss haters

his BA is much higher than Franny’s

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

burris gotta go

i bleed orange i bleed orange

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s a pill you can take for that.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i has the diabeetus

go giants go giants

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

orange blood, type O

O is for orange

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The tarp is coming off

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you have a webcam?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do it sexy

Do it slowly

/man I’m bored

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cleaning the field

by drunkgiant on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bottom 8, AZ 6 LA 4

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Giants...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

…and back to this riveting special

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damon shut up and get us back there.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Rich Aurilllia comes to bat...

In the middle of a rain delay, does he still hit into a double play?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even if

no one is on base

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with two out too

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

promptly

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hits into a double play during BP

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…and leaves 6 on base

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

click-click-click-click-click-click-click-YES

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not an Angel fan but glad to see them winning tonight. Especially beating the Evil Empire

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure the A’s are the evil empire.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inland Empire 66ers=evil empire

Dodger affiliate.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re playing the Red Sox

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah that is the evil empire

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way my AL team is the evil empire, only 2 World Series titles since 1918. It is the Yankees.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Napoleonic France didn’t last very long, but they were empirish and had evil tendencies.

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And had short annoying guys

/dustin pedroia

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by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol yes

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Red Sox are the Yankees now. They buy up everyone.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must disagree.

The Dwarf from Woodland, Youkilis, Lester, Ellsbury…

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

$51.1 million just to talk to Matsuzaka

Pedro Martinez and his big fat deal, etc.

They do exceptionally well with player development and I’ll never take that away from them. But they still spend lots of money on FAs, and posses a bloated payroll.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit, I’d kill to have Epstein as my GM and Bill James as his special assistant

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this year was high risk high reward little money

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

I’m pretty sure the Royals are the Evil Empire

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I believe they are the Neutral Kingdom.

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Like Switzerland?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking Monaco.

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No idea why I thought they were playing the A’s

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

totally agree

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by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i live with a yankees fan...

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you poor thing

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh... he's from queens

he was screwed from birth

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by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then shouldn’t he be a Mets fan if he’s from Queens?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

became a yankees fan to spite his dad…

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by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

/Nelson Muntz

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even if the game is called...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito should be ground up and served in Cha Cha bowls

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'd still make you sick

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

give you the runs

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’d still give you butt pee

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you guys + cheap alcohol = me crying with laughter

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowker walks again.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatcha gonna do

when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark down another walk on my scorecard and refill my popcorn bag?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

Much as I’d like to hang out and listen to mind-numbing sports talk radio. I think I’ll go wash dishes and come back and see if we have baseball or not.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

((sound of her whip cracking))

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meow!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what are you talking about?

I am her.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

San Jose wins 4-0

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Madison being Madison

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by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finishing right where he left off

by ACgiant97 on Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AZ scores one in the 8th with a single by Augie Ojeda, 7-4

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

where would the DBacks be without Augie Ojeda

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KJ is so fascinating. What an interesting person.

by drunkgiant on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You need digital cable or Directv, free preview of MLB Extra Innings through Sunday

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you must be my lucky star

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just like a Virgin....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You go girl!

by drunkgiant on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So F.P. gets to add “Baseball Analyst” to his long list of accomplishments.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What else has he done?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no idea

He’s very secretive.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn’t he a rugby player or something?

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Been molested by Eric Byrnes.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Invented Scrabble.

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was Fitz

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Francis “Honey Fitz” Fitzgerald, mayor of Boston and grandfather of JFK??

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game status Please

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce just said this was their last caller and then that he would return to PETCO

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude, really?

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thing getting played? I have Chrono Trigger to play.

by Grant on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spoiler

You travel through time.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweeeeeeeet

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

final fantasy

is better

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which one?

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you say VII, you are automatically wrong.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

f u

vii is amazing
tatics though

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i cried

when aeris died…

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn right

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

VII was fine for its time but it hasn’t aged well in many aspects.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

over the past 2 months

i have taken it upon myself to beat all of them through xi

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m playing X at the moment, with III, X-2 and XII next on my plate.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

x-2

is only good if you can get the top endind…. xii is good, but really different in terms of battle system

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

is deff one of the best out of the series

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

vi

is pretty damn good

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This I agree with.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tactics

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“STUPID TIME MAGES KEEP FREEZING MY MATHEMATICIAN” – My roommate, 1998.

by Grant on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FF: Crystal Defenders on my iFonz

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am thinking about getting

an i phone…. reccomend it?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only if your work is picking up the tab.

Try the lite version first.

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D'oh, I missed that there was a new thread

Pizza was pretty good!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pan pizza.... yum....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The key to good pizza is fresh d’oh. Bwahaha.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

long double by Felipe Lopez. It is now 8-4 AZ

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SJ goes undefeated this year. Y/N?

I’m going with Yes

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to jinx it

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re too good to jinx.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

but they have many many league championships

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they don’t, it’s only because everyone’s moved to Connecticut or Fresno

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

15 more minutes

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

time to squeeze in some lovin

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're saying it will start in another 15 minutes or so

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They just need a huge shop-vac® soak all that water right up.

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHAM WOW

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

camera guy must follow that

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk is dirt

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE BANNED

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, a few more calls....

no wonder I don’t listen to talk radio….

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t you have cable or anything?

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damon Bruce

Shuddup ya Cubs fan

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He isn’t as obnoxious as Bob Fitzgerald and his pro-Notre Dame shit.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

make it stop!

Damon Bruce on radio and TV

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh for fuggs sake… get freakin Damon Bruce OFF MY TV!!!

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont look directly at it

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This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

love the

old school green day bumper music

by Muy Macho on Apr 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miggy Cabrera and Adam Lind are on fire!!!

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and I have Adam Lind....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolly gagers?????

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man

Braves and Nats still playing.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

playing what, quarters?

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marlins are 4-0

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Marlins are goooooood

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

9-4 AZ over LA in the bottom of the 8th.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM ON SKATES!!!!!!!!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

finally ... Damon you suck

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can you get mlbtv on iphone?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fresno, you alive?

what is going on bottom of 9th?

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing. McBryde can hit but the rest of the lineup isn’t doing much.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did Franny make the final out?

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s up with two out.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McBryde to third on a wild pitch.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tied! Franny comes through with the base hit. Here comes Jesus

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good boy Franny he is off the schneid

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thrown out trying to steal with Jesus at the plate. Bad.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do the other Bay Area teams get the better (looking) sideline reporters?

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

probably figure their fans would appreciate them more

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have to give some perks

to the guys in prision

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

largest demo (and growing)

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Longworth has asked some really stupid questions during Sharks games. Even mispronouncing names and erroneously identifying players.

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are we the presidents trophy winner yet?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, stupid losing last night to the stupid Coyotes…

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do we get it

if the bruins lose?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn’t say more intelligent. He said better looking.

Natto is a pig.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DON’T JUDGE ME

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awwww, maybe I should have said a cute little piglet.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone going to San Jose game tomorrow to watch Scott Barnes pitch?

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

going to the river cats game…

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is that?

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sacramento...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

an excuse to drink a lot… and fireworks

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A’s Triple A afiliate

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A's?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

raley field

is beautiful and i get free tixs via gf… lesser of multiple evils

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’ve only gone once, we ended up sitting next to some drunk old scruffy dude who tried to beat up some teenagers over a foul ball. We haven’t gotten up the desire to go back.

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Been there before and it is nice sitting in the centerfield grass and watching a ballgame

by ACgiant97 on Apr 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the park itself is nice. I want to drive down to Stockton to see a game. Their stadium is soooo cute.

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Went with a large group we sat in the bbq picnic area behind left field. It was really nice.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I must be really tired. I thought you said Scott Boras was pitching.

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

biff pocoroba and Stoned Slacker are.

by Grant on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game On!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Giants!!!!!!!!!

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Holliday looks like Luke Wilson

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAME TIME

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atlanta’s pen is trying desperately to give another one away.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick, bring in Lincecum.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burr... make us proud...

God, John you have never sounded so good.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ManBurr!!!

now he’s got a BA… add to it kid!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man Burr Pig?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That guy’s waddling like he’s got a load in his pants!

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How do we know he doesn’t?

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not looking…

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like Hinshaw warms up in every game.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LET’S GO GI-ANTS

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

about an hour and a half behind that pitch

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Franny thrown out trying to steal, going into extras here in the lap of luxury.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You sound kinda like wilriv.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great name

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEAT LA

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Apr 11, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aardsma

1-2-3 8th inning for SEA

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did that for us once, in AA

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There ya go Manny..

Steal 2nd

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So

I’d take Denker over Velez, any day.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But what about defen-

Uh…

What about hitti-

Hm…

NEEDS MOAR SPEED.

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny with the on-base-ity.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

(needs a 3,000 mile oil and lube though)

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in hindsight

do we regret not taking black?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure I regretted that at the time.

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

always bet on black

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Always bet on black

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nicely done

although he went to jail…

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good eye ManBurr

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fast, Black Abraham Lincoln sighting!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One triple please.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bat speed fail

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Both him and Manny were very, very late on 93 mph fastballs.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think McCovey Chronicles broke my Z key. It pops off every now and again.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The same can be said for my work laptop.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BaronVonBrokenZipper

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rain delay's over? I guess the fun ends

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, I think we’re all more interested in the second pic. (You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to break these out, btw)

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was referring to the second pic.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Velez

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, again, this is the guy who we absolutely had to save?

Velez?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For a second..

I thought Velez was gonna take a walk. Then I realized he was Velez

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spirit of Abe Lincoln Velez Feliz

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, Randolph.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mujica

Membranes

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Downs made an excellent play in the hole and Guzman made a great scoop but the ump says Guzman was off the bag. Rohn came out to argue. Error on Guzman.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That guy will hit two honkballs out of the park to make up for it

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scorer changed the error from Guzman to Downs. Still a bad call.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this guy can’t find the zone for his life…

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Future Giant

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have others

another guy who struggles with command is Ober Moreno he goes 3-2 on each batter

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Washington-Atlanta still going on. Gonzalez gave up the tying run. Bottom 9 and it’s 1AM in Atlanta.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Moar points from Escobar pls

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Braves fans still doing that racist chop bullshit.

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whew

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

merde

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lucky break

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was a non non sequitur

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Was wondering why Manny hadn’t been doubled off.)

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burriss the gamer!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Give me a break

Oh thanks

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was lucky

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn...

That was close

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit

that bases loaded inning is still annoying me.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+100

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re used to it. And unless you want to end up on Vasotec or Prozac you better get used to it too!

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One double please

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

with extra sauce

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and cheese

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope you like Weaksauce.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How you like your fries?

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give me your rims and a double cheeseburger!

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patriotic Lingo

Give me a double cheeseburger, AND give me death

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it took the pads announcers 2 replays before they realized the ball hit ManBurr

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf throwing at the runner

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Rent Boy!

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rent Boy by the day or by the season. He still comes with no guarantee

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So when you get hit in the back like that, what goes through your head first? Pain or “Woo I’m safe clap for me?”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fXXk me

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuckity fuck

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rents blows it.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is like a train wreck, I don't want to look away

But alas, tomorrow morning I have to brave what from all accounts is a madhouse at the Menlo Park Easter egg hunt. G’night.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats when you gotta do

the say hey willie mays hayes “i got it!”

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Giants.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

smarsh

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EDGAR RENTERIA

WORST SIGNING IN BASEBALL HISTORY

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

not even the 2nd worst if you include only players playing in this game

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yahoo?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a.j.?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I wish he had just been signed.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember

when we had a motivational poster contest on this site after he got punched in the face… good times

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was worst trade in baseball hustory

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Espineli allows the go ahead run to score in the tenth inning. 5-4 now.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah that dude.

/Lincecum

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He missed the Olympics to be a Giant for three days. Ha-ha!

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there a jeepney in the parking lot filled with ladies? If not get rid of the bum

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes but they used to be men.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It happens

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, chinese food for dinner is history so out come the

chips and homemade salsa…. another beer too.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was gonna get graphic.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aardsma goin for the save in SEA

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened to Morrow?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe they don’t want to pitch him in back to back nights

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wasnt tim lincecum

seattlol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Closer by committee

Morrow saved last night.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah because that always works so well

Man Seattle is bad.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should just make Aardsma the closer

/has him in the McC fantasy league

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

daavid aardsma faan

by KrazyKrabMeat on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dutch?

Honkbal?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I caan't not root for him

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy

Hinshaw.

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hinshaw vs. Giles

80% chance of a walk

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE IS THAT?

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was strike 3..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looked like a strike

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Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

/points to sky

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

that curveball is NASSSSTY. If this guy ever learns to locate..

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someday my strikeout will come

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was on a tear last year

wonder what happened to that

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good catch Lew....

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So where’d the strike zone go?

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thought the game was gonna be called.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Update

The Pink Panther was goofy

The Giants are inconsistent.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Water is wet.

Fire is hot.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wikipedia

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Conservipedia

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wookieepedia

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-pitch walks are annoying, Mr. Hinshaw.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Hinshaw's BB/9 over 9?

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 walks in 2IP. Yes.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BB/9 of 18

I’m gonna say that’s not good

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap Hinny isn't looking good.

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hinshaw FTWalk

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aardsma 2 inning save

6 up 6 down

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Franny!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

two bad plays for Rents...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Jesus smoked a ball to right but a Email Brown made a diving catch.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus will make a comeback on Sunday.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for the bible tells us so

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol email brown

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

chase headley

sounds like a porn name

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by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

end it here Hinny

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum pitches 3 innings
RJ pitches 5 innings
Thank you Cain
Zito goes 4 innings
Please help us, Sanchez

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please help my fantasy team, sanchez

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does the white shoes picture need to come up again?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depending on Sanchez for innings?

Oh, great.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s only April…

that’s what I keep telling myself anyway, huddled in a corner with my binkie and my blankie

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Snuggie?

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m saving that for May

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on, we took 2 out of 3 in the first series. Its only the first game of this one. Chill it’s okay.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Apr 10, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like this as an easter prayer

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was crushed

Petco at work!

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa...ya... Row...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Petco

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was smoked

Can’t believe it didn’t even make the warning track

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The new Astrodome

Except this play isn’t an abomination

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked scary off the bat.

by non sequitur on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PHEWWWWW

thought that was gone at first

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Inning Over

rally time

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a PETCO special

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grizzlies lose. Blah.

Looking forward to returning to the Bay Area.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lap of luxury

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don’t like spending time in the lap of luxury?

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blah Grizzlies plus Electrifying Fresno = Even Baron has a limit

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not even Jesus can make me stay

Nah the rental car is due back at the place by noon tomorrow.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rally!!!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 10, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny Pacquiao Bobblehead!

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can he pitch? Can he hit?

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can definitely hit.

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

20 bucks with tix!

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Filipino Heritage Night

Tickets bought

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by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do not tell Lars

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried talking my wife into going to that. She was only mildly interested last year. Maybe this year!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick

what’s the scoop on Duaner Sanchez?

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he will get Giants hitters out

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a stupid leg kick

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the next Bobblehead going to be Kaka?

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by cheno on Apr 10, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

it is going to be the Korean singer

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally undies

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BAckwards as in front to back, or backwards as in, over your head?

by Moggeee on Apr 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

호랑이는 죽으면 가죽을 남기고, 사람은 죽으면 이름을 남긴다

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um wut

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is this supposed to be?? All I see is weird symbols

by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rally korean script?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh… annyong

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

annyong hasaeyo

ppangap summnida

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Apr 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Annyeong and doldaegari

Those are the only Korean words I know. doldaegari is like calling someone a blockhead. Oh and byungshim I’ve been told means retarded. It literally means defective.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good AB

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good take

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol

lewis thought that was a K

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

game tracker had it on the corner

by wilriv21 on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good eye lew...

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Apr 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freddie is awesome.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice walk. Here we go…

2-1 - It's marginally worse than 3-0.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - Scoreless 4 innings for first start in Norwich. Nice.

by rhys on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This would be a great time..

for Bengie’s first walk of the year

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sharks

champs of the regular season. I’m pulling for them in the playoffs now

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK HAIRSTON

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by Azmanz on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Molina needs to get on base!

we need some speed out there

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heartbreaker

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by groug on Apr 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I HATE YOU HAIRSTON!!!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU PETCO

YOU TOO HAIRSTON

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU HAIRSTON

GODDAMIT I FUCKING HATE HIM

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by bondslegend on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Hairston

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really do not like Hariston

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch…. jerk!

by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK SCOTT HAIRSTON

Fuck him up his stupid asses.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Frikken Hairston

Again

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs