burris gotta go
by giants09 on Apr 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT
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this guy couldnt hit water if he fell out of a boat ,bring back kevin fransen fransen can hit and play with hustle
fred lewis needs to hit the cutoff man more often
wynn is unrated guy hits 300 10 hr 25 sb great defense and doesnt make the all stars is a shame he doesnt get the respect of other teams or fans when voting comes out
i bleed orange i bleed orange
go giants go giants
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You came so close to the Didn’t Spell A Single Name Right Award, but then you had to blow it with Fred Lewis.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fredd Luis
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phred Louis
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fread Luwus
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thad Loomis
You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!
by NuschlerFace on Apr 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lew Ceil
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Apr 13, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Settle
And with a comma in the first… ummm… sentence?, paragraph?, semi-coherent thought? Not really sure what to call it, but with the comma in the first line he also blew his Didn’t Use A Single Punctuation Mark award.
So he’ll just have to settle for the: EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT award for his all bold comment, and this badge:
For not using any capitalization.
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 10, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am liking the cut of your jibblescribbits. Quality stuff from you!
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a comma
boat ,bring
Not a conventional spot for punctuation, but still very effective. Rec’d!
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 11, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s not the only thing that needs to go…
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 10, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
You had me at the all-bolded text, but then you blew my mind with “Wynn is unrated.” I’m going to post that on the Gameday Threads everytime Randy gets a hit or makes a great catch.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 10, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winn: The Unrated Version
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Apr 10, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Wynn is unrated."
Thats what got me
Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!
by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Winn has not yet been rated by the MPAA
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doh! Another latecomer not reading all the way through…
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "wynn is unrated"
WIN TRENDY ANUS
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this got me
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROCK ME TRENDY ANUS!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/guffaw
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Apr 10, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
couldn't agree more
Steve Wynn… completely unrated
by FluLikeSymptoms on Apr 10, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/adds 4 new towers
//becomes rated
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure this poster meant Early Wynn, the Director’s Cut.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 10, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…What?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
by Zetsuboushita on Apr 10, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
I know I’ve told this story before, but when I was at a game last year, there was an elderly woman sitting near me wearing a homemade t-shirt that said, “NANA LOVES RANDY WYNN.” She even made it up onto the diamond vision. So, um….was that you, giants09?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know I asked Winn’s brother about that sign. He said he has no idea who Nana is.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Apr 10, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you bleed orange?
you must have the diabeetus
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe he bleeds Orange Julius’s. Mmmmm.
by xanthan on Apr 10, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll trade you for a Cheerwine!
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deal!
Have your people contact my people and we’ll work something out.
by xanthan on Apr 10, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah crap.
I just accidently DFA’d my Orange Julius
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll trade you Lincecum’s dad for that Orange Julius
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 11, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nacho cheese
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Apr 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 10, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
“Randy” should be changed to “Wynn”
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Apr 10, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Hmm…he looks too exited in this picture as well.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 10, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exited?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
excited?
Damn elitests.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 10, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Clearly he is ready to leave.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Apr 11, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winn, Lose or Draw?
Randy’s a solid leadoff hitter and consistently plays great defense. In my humble opinion, the guy doesn’t get enough love from Giants fans.
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Apr 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wynn: Unrated
That’s the one with the nude scenes put back in.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 10, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/Directors Cut, an extra 45 mins, with 12 never before seen segments.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Apr 10, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spoiler Alert
Wynn is a man.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 10, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NEVER
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The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 10, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
take no prisoners
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and loved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Apr 10, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
those who are freaking out look like Hobbes when he gets out of the dryer
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 10, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the caption for this was
6 fingers and thumbs… what the hell.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now we all remember...
…just why we appreciate the regulars here so much.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Apr 10, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he meant Donruss neglected to label Winn a “RATED ROOKIE.” Ah, the days when Donruss and Fleer ruled the baseball card world, before Upper Deck had to come in and make buying packs of cards a rich man’s pursuit.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 10, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think your post neglected Topps.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 10, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Score was in there too, but there was a two or three year window where Donruss and Fleer rookie cards were valued higher than Topps or Score, but all four brands’ packs were priced somewhere between $0.50 and $1.00 each. One thing holding Topps back at that time were the infamous sticks of crunchy gum that would ruin the back card of every pack (as well as your teeth).
Then Upper Deck came into play and things went crazy. Funny thing is, as much as I thought Fleer and Donruss were awesome in 1987 I love the Topps wood-framed cards best of all now.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 10, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to love spiking those old Topps gum. It would shatter into a million pieces.
by SFGuy on Apr 10, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way this is a real poster. he registered today and posted today. what happened to the waiting limit?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i was thinking the same thing
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on Apr 10, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posting on McC is as dangerous as owning a gun!
There needs to be a seven day wait period.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
by JRPhillips on Apr 10, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Threads don’t kill people. Moronic posters kill people
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We may be on to something here.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 11, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who the hell reads “Popular Government”? There’s no such thing!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 11, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s actually “pular Government” magazine.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this is too good to be a fake
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Apr 11, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An author from another site asked me to waive it for him so he could comment on a FanPost about a story he wrote, and I forgot to switch it back.
by Grant on Apr 11, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Apr 12, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck up
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.
by groug on Apr 12, 2009 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice going, “Regular”.
/rolls eyes
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 12, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Y? indeed…
Thin end of the sludge, it seems.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Apr 11, 2009 4:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burris gotta GO
The Go in the title makes me wonder if takeagiantstepandgo changed his name?
Justin Miller......Adopted.
by The Thrill on Apr 10, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s actually a butt pee reference.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 10, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also a butt pee reference.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 10, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
First timer here… is this what I have to look forward to? Tough crowd.
by FireBrianSabean on Apr 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re a lot more accepting of people if they try and blend themselves into the community instead of just bursting onto the scene expressing their thoughts wile tlking lyke dis an mispelin names.
Sure we can be a tough crowd, but if you substantiate your views somehow, with stats or scouting information (you’ll get less support with the latter, but still some), you’d get support and a conversation either way. Also, stating things that are pretty well known around here, as in the “Wynn is unrated” comment, will just get on our nerves too, as there are only a few people outside of the Giants community who do believe this. Then the last few lines are known to us as “75 75 75 75 75” because he was really just creating filler to fill up 75 words. So sure we can be tough, but we like fanposts and conversations that give us more knowledge on the game/the Giants, not this.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 10, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was absolutly frightened to post for months. I remember writing up half of a FanShot, and then throwing it away… but if you try, and put in some grammer, people aren’t bad. You might get intelligent disagreement, but no attacks. Judging by your grammer, you should be fine.
That having been said, I still haven’t gotten the balls to write up a FanPost.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always always always get that wrong. And then I always think “that’s a funny word to spell wrong.”
And then I always think, “What? That doesn’t make sense.”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh the irony. This is what I get for writing a snarky post about our grammar.
Is irony spelled wrong? I just don’t know anymore.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you wanted more references to Kelsey Grammer…
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most people don’t walk into a dinner party and shout “Hey everybody LOOK at ME!!!” Spend some time, figure out how things are done, get the vibe, or the tone of the place. Post some comments, contribute to a game day thread. Don’t just show up at the symphony and pick up a tuba and start playing Louie Louie.
by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually your last analogy is something I wouldn’t mind, but hey, that’s just me.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what if the rest of the symphony is playing Vivaldi?
by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I was more specifically just talking about if the tuba just started playing it solo…
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 10, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no… I was more envisioning someone just < ahem > horning in on the performance.
by Merope on Apr 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wish one of you jackasses had given me this advice BEFORE I created my first wrong-headed post on here!!!
The 2nd through 1000th wrong-headed post on here, I’ll give you all a pass on. Those are pretty much on me.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
by JRPhillips on Apr 10, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that metaphor. Good stuff.
Giants09 = tuba soloist.
(Also, he or she is going to feel silly with that name next season.)
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 11, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New
I’m pretty new here and my first post was a fan post. But i just explained how I became (or am becoming) a Giants fan and everyone was extremely friendly.
Of course i took an extra 30 seconds to at least use proper grammar, punctuation and spelling. Oh and I didn’t bold my entire post like everything I have to say is important.
I also casually mentioned I hated the Dodgers. You really have to know your crowd sometimes.
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 10, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you’re also not a fuckass. So you have that going for you.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not exactly sure what a fuckass is, but I’m pretty happy I’m not one.
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 10, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see Donnie Darko? In the film the title character calls his sister a fuckass, and she retaliates telling him to go suck a fuck.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how exactly does one suck a fuck?
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Apr 11, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m all ears.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 11, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would up the level of difficulty.
by Lars The Wanderer on Apr 11, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Overrated movie or most overrated movie?
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 12, 2009 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it wasn’t pretending to be the smartest movie ever, it would have been really cool.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really have to know your crowd sometimes.
I’ve been here several months, not including the few months I was lurking, and there are still several things that go on here that I just don’t get. Butt pee, for one thing, comes to mind. Also, apparently Xanthan is a computer. And Baron and Jponry are girls… Yeah right, come on guys!
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Apr 11, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buttpee is a xanthan creation, brought on by the consumption of fried chicken.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some people don’t get me all. those are the lucky ones.
by Butt Pee on Apr 11, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Chris Davis Guy
is absolutely killing my fantasy team. Send that bum down and call up Smoak already. What are you waiting for!!!
by jctGamer on Apr 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mine too
I should have traded Davis to my upside-addicted friend before the season when I had the chance.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 10, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is he hitting 7th :(
I had a chance go get Zimmerman and some other stuff too.
by MonkeyChow on Apr 10, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you didn't reach for him
in the 4th round :(
by jctGamer on Apr 10, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Christ.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chryst is unrated.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Apr 10, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can hit and play with hustle
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 10, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Minus defense, though... plays like he has holes in his hands.
Oh, what, we can’t have any Good Friday/Easter jokes? It’s too soon??
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Apr 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
TOO SOON!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Classic.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we ran all those jokes into the ground when the team signed Guzman
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 12, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard the rain doesn’t affect his D, no slipping…
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Apr 12, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brent Gilchrist?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 10, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL @ the recs
Brandon Jennings or Ty Lawson. A Warrior in 09.
With the 6th Pick in the 2009 MLB Draft, the SF Giants pick Donovan Tate.
Andre Smith in Silver & Black in 2009.
by ejdacanay on Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, Who’s fake account is this? His Post-to-Comment ratio is worse that TAGSNG. Whatever happened to the 24-hour wait period?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my money is on Grant
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 10, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*sigh * Unfortunately, the worst ones are the real ones. The ones that are fake accounts are better than these.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 11, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Walrusman would know. I mean, he’s also me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 11, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang it....almost as good as that blog.....
where was that weird blog again???
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Apr 10, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the bestest fanpost ever
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
by lmaozedong on Apr 10, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the bestest fanpeaust ever
Fixed.
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.
by boonitez on Apr 11, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the bestestfanpostDiary ever
Fixed.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 11, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I challenge any of you to write a more well-thought out post while you are profusely bleeding orange, bleeding orange.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Apr 10, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It coulda been worse
BTW, you spelled “Aaron Rowand” as “fred lewis” for some reason.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
by baetown415 on Apr 11, 2009 12:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Should have gotten 5 rectums.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Apr 11, 2009 4:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed it.
There’s 7 recs now.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Apr 11, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, someone please explain this to me. I get it, it’s really cool to do things ironically, because we’re all 16 years old and too cool for school, but all this does is bump deserving posts out of the recommended section.
by dmunk on Apr 11, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The comments are funny.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Apr 11, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He/She is anti-caps lock
Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 11, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This. It could be a good thread, but it’s not worth bumping things like Goofus’ Bengie Admiration and minor lines off.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
by WalrusMan on Apr 11, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“We’re all 16 years old and too cool for school”
are those Dire Straits lyrics?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 11, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This post needs to be rewritten in ALL CAPS!
by Scottsdale on Apr 11, 2009 7:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The reverse jinx is alive and well
Goofus writes a pro Bengie Molina fanpost and he strands runners all over the place the next night. This yahoo writes an anti-Manny Burriss fanpost and he gets on base four straight times. Somebody write something bad about Barry Zito before his next start! Oh wait a second, nothing works for that bum.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Apr 11, 2009 8:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
recced
It’s like ‘Blood Runs Red On the Highway’ for fanposts. If you post recklessly kids, this could be you.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Apr 11, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wynn
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right
by Giant among Angels on Apr 11, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amazingly, if you go to tripadvisor, this hotel in unrated
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 12, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marvell Wynne
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Apr 11, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bat needs more “FUCKFACE.”
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Apr 11, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 12, 2009 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is a very harsh welcome party for this guy. But hell, that is part of the reason I love this blog.
by gimpsta7 on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One post 0 comments
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Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 12, 2009 3:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
okay lets all get some real and admit thet burris might not be it
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 12, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hello! Welcome to the McCoven Grammar Sin Bin.
Yes, this bench tilts downhill. No, you sit down there. I sit on the uphill side next to the water cooler.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Apr 12, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Personally, I can't believe we drafted Roger Quichenick
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Apr 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or that cat-lover Edwin Queer Artie.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis
by jcb9 on Apr 12, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t forget Bryen Bopenis!
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Apr 12, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Queefnick?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
by bondslegend on Apr 23, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Frandsen?
He could have been a contender. Now, he can’t even hit Eugenio Velez’s weight in Triple A.
by bradleybear on Apr 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boxscore for this FanPost
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Failure: 11 X X X X X X X X 11 11 0
OP: 0 X X X X X X X X 0 0 0
Mercy Rule (2nd)
PH for OP: Stupidity (1st)
Not active for OP: 23rd chromosome
LOB OP: Success (always)
Venue: loneliness
Attendance: none
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
by bkrhater on Apr 14, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In loving memory
The original poster hasn’t even logged back in since making his (there are no girls on the internet) one and only post. One can only assume that he died of his wounds and is somewhere lying in a pool of his orange blood his orange blood. Sadly we’ll never hear from him again.
This leaves him with a perfect post/comment ration of 1.000 which will be remembered as a truly legendary career.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Apr 15, 2009 5:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This leaves him with a perfect post/comment ration of1.000error.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
by Cookyman on Apr 15, 2009 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kind of like
Thighler’s ERA of infinity last year after pitching an inning without getting anyone out
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Apr 15, 2009 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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