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I live in D.C, and I hate to say it but being surrounded by so much Nationals baseball makes me even more happy to be a Giants fan. A walk-off walk? Is this really the best they could do?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Apr 10, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions

We’re on the right track.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 10, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions

this

half of the games are on masn 2 which nobody has. Peter Angelos bought out their TV time.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 10, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Elijah Dukes didn’t try to be the hero…probably because his behavior has already pretty much ruled that out.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 10, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions

When Elijah Dukes does nothing, everybody wins.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Apr 10, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 10, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Nationals Baseball: We Meant To Do That

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 10, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions

Nationals Baseball: Sometimes We Get Lucky

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on Apr 10, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Nationals Baseball: A “Ball Four” You Might Tell Your Grandkids About

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Apr 10, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Nationals Baseball: ~~Where the ball players outnumber you~~ A True One on One experience

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Apr 10, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Nationals Baseball: We’re Not Heroes!

by biff pocoroba on Apr 10, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions

Your Washington Nationals: Remember that time we won that game??

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott Barnes.

by boonitez on Apr 10, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions

“Yeah, that was cool.”

/Nationals fan

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 10, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I like that Elijah Dukes is a focal point of their ad campaign and Manny Acta’s dumb ass has him as a backup. Potential best player on the team? Bench spot!

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 10, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions

They wanted "All Out All Season"

but some jagoff in San Francisco apparently filed a trademark (and presumably spent actual money on the filing fee therefor)

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Apr 10, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions

As the Bible says...

“Let he who is without a slogan involving playing with ones balls cast the first stone.”

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Apr 10, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I know

it’s an insensitive time to pick on the Angles, but they have a bunch of billboards in The SoCal saying “Fan Strong”. WTF does that mean??? Is that like Wave Hard?

by tyrannoman on Apr 10, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

Fan. Strong.

UUUuuuuuuurgh.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 10, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions

It means they all need deodorant.

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Nothing brings the casual fan in like passive scoring.

by satyricrash on Apr 10, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions

Chicks dig the passed ball.

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Apr 10, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

This really is pathetic

Proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions

ya'll are bad statheads

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Apr 10, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions

A walk off walk is way better than a walk-off home run.

1) It’s much rarer. 2) It’s funny as hell.

I’ll always remember that time in 2001 when Juan Acevedo entered the ninth inning with the Rockies up 1-0 on the Giants. After retiring the first two batters, he allowed a walk and two singles, tying the game. Then, after giving Bonds an intentional pass, he walked Kent to force in the winning run. It was classic, way better than a home run.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Apr 11, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions

We were watching the Orioles game today [MLB free preview dealie] and the Orioles had a commercial in the same format as the one above. Some chick appearing to stand in front of a screen with an Orioles game on where they defeat “the evil empire.”

by Merope on Apr 11, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions