Adoption Draft: The Board

by EliminateMe on Apr 1, 2009 11:40 AM PDT Comment 107 comments

NEW THREAD: For the latest board updates, see the new thread.

I thought it might be helpful to have a list showing who's on and off the board. The prospect list is just a grab bag of guys I could remember or find mentioned somewhere. I'll try to keep it updated, but WalrusMan's list remains the official list of who's taken.

40-man roster:

Affeldt (GiantAmongAngels)
Bocock
Bowker (rightcenterfielder)
Burriss (BaronVonCurrentEvents)
Cain (jponry)
English
Frandsen (WalrusMan)
Gillaspie (chilibean_3)
Hinshaw
Holm (UnleashTheGore)
Howry (CB30)
Ishikawa (kennv/Andy from DC)
Joaquin
R. Johnson (Speedforthewin)
Lewis (jcb9)
Lincecum (sharksrog)
Lowry (Cookyman)
Martinez
Matos
Misch
B. Molina
Perdomo
Pichardo
Renteria (rxmeister)
Rohlinger
Romo (Lyle)
Rowand
Sadler
Sanchez (Aadik)
Sandoval (bondslegend)
Schierholtz (PacBellBoozer)
H. Sosa (raisingcain)
Valdez (rotoreuter)
Velez (The Gene Hackman)
Wilson (hairball)
Winn (oldjacket)
Zito

Non-Roster Invitees:

Aurilia (wjackalope)
F. Beltran
McClain
Medders (SloIsLonelyForTheOrange)
Miller
Phelps
Torres (victor frankenstein)
Ortiz
Uribe
Whiteside

Prospects:

Adrianza (obsessivegiantscompulsive)
Alderson (Natto)
Ambort
Barnes
B. Bond
Boyer
J. Bucardo
W. Bucardo
Bumgarner (multiphasic)
Casilla
H. Correa
Cowart
Crawford (Azmanz)
Culberson
D'Alessio
Downs (nvsfg)
Espineli
Fairley (WTF)
Ford
Guzman (Goofus)
Horwitz
J. Izturis
Jarvis (j14)
Jennings
Kieschnick (Takimoto)
A. King (baetown415)
Loree
Maday (rhys)
K. Marte
Martinez-Esteve
McBryde
Mooney
Neal (nostocksjustbonds)
Nicholson
Noonan (Giant Fan in Singapore)
Oseguera
J.C. Perez (marcello)
Peguero (haverecords)
Periera
Pill
Posey (GiantsFanInExile)
Pucetas
Quinowski
Quirate
Ray
Richardson
R. Rodriguez (BrianBokake)
H. Sanchez (tedfordfan)
Schoop
Snyder
C. Sosa
Tanner (walkoff baltimore chop)
Timpner
Villalona (thehavenot)
Wald
J. Williams
Windster (EliminateMe)
Witter

Management/Ownership:

Baer (ResDog)
Bochy
Flannery
Gardner
Hayes (delorean)
Kelly
Lansford
Neukom
Righetti
Sabean
Sabean's Laptop (xanthan)
Wotus

Broadcasters:

Flemming
Fuentes
Higueros
Krukow
Kuiper
Miller
Papa (grant)

Other:

E. Alfonzo (tk)
L. Seal (can of corn)

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Nooooooo!!!!

Me and the other fat kids we’re hoping that the cool kids would overlook some adoptees. You went and ruined it!

4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.

by igotnothing on Apr 1, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It's okay

The really cool kids never read my fenceposts anyway.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 1, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks, nice work.

I also linked to all of last year’s minor league teams to pick out those Scott McClains of the world.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

do we need to claim our guy?

Bill Hayes is mine.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 1, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm thinking your safe.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.

by thehavenot on Apr 1, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh geez

I swore I would never make the your/you’re mistake!!!!!!

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.

by thehavenot on Apr 1, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Their’s where your wrong.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 1, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah well

i’m just sayin is all

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Apr 1, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Talk to the Walrus.

I just wanted to put it into an easier format to read for myself, and thought it might help others too. WalrusMan is the official draft arr-biter.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 1, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Billy Hayes is all yours old guy.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

BILLY HAYES HERE FOR OXI CLEAN, oh wait nevermind

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks for this

by bondslegend on Apr 1, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This isn't the offical draft thread...get with the times Delorean...Geez

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 1, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think you forgot AnVil on that list somewhere.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

AnVil is listed under his secret identity, Villalona.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 1, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was looking for Villalona, but I guess I must’ve missed it when I was going through the list.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 1, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

fist pump

Thanks EliminateMe! :)

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 1, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I want Alyssa Milano. Damn the curse.

by CrispinGloversBalls on Apr 1, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

and the itching

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 1, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

E. Alfonzo

the Padres are considered “other?”

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 1, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought about the heading "Ex-Giants"...

…but I figured “other” left it open to anyone who wanted to adopt Lou Seal, Steve Kline’s chest hair, the Sheboygan Brat, or whatever.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 1, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hard to believe BoCOCK is unclaimed.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 1, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m hoping Bocock last long enough for me to have a chance at him, but I really don’t think Bocock will fall far enough.

Wait. What?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 1, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So you’re hoping Bocock lasts long enough so you can to take him deep…into the draft.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 2, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He could stay up for a while.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So you think he’ll hang around for a while?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 2, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think what he’s trying to say is that he’s got a hard on for Bocock.

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 2, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

penis

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 2, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So this is where we adopt board members?

I pick E-Me (Eliminate Me, not EME)

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Apr 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Signability issues

I’m gonna hold out for a seven figure contract.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How About

A Sheyboygan with kraut and a malty neverage of your choice?

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Apr 1, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

jcb9 is my agent

You’ll have to negotiate with him. Try not to make him mad.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good luck with that

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Apr 2, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No big deal, these days. A gallon of gas is four figures.

by Sabertooth on Apr 2, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I say we just stick vic with Matt Palmer or someone great like that and move on.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Apr 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Come on, at least give him an MLB player. Give him Zito.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Apr 1, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let’s storm his castle with torches and those pitchfork thingies.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

/grits teeth

ANDRES…FELDERGARBING…TORRES!

There's a Big Hole where my Big Unit used to be.

by victor frankenstein on Apr 1, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Surkamp didn't make the cut??

Proud father of Eric Surkamp!!!

by The Thrill on Apr 1, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He's still eligible for adoption.

They don’t have to be on this list – it’s for convenience only. You can adopt anyone connected to the Giants organization.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 1, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

like you could adopt the new green garlic fries stand

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Apr 2, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mmmmm….green garlic.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks!!!

This is great, I’ll have to check here when drafting…

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 2, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

OT - but speaking of kids?

Does anyone know how old a child can be before he/she is required to have a ticket to enter Mays Field?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Two. But we brought our son in a couple of months after his second birthday without a ticket and nobody blinked – and he’s really big for his age. So I don’t think they’re super-strict on enforcement.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks Very Much!

Did you know that a G.I.S. for mini-jcb 9 brings up a b/w photo of Leonard Peltier?

Neither did I!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Apr 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The tension on the draft thread is palpable today.

by Sabertooth on Apr 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

/shot of Jim Bowden looking intense

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is rx gonna swing a deal, or swoop someone?

by Sabertooth on Apr 2, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If rxmeister takes Merkin Valdez I’ll throw myself down the stairs.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 2, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh well..

Didn’t think he would fall far enough for me…..

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Apr 2, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HA! He was actually 5th on my board! You feel into my web of lies, rotorueter!

by chilibean_3 on Apr 3, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My pick wasn't even on my board

As I watched the folks who were fall one by one (yes, somehow I thought Villalona would make it to me), I realized that I have tended to always defend Brian Wilson anyway. I’ve always been a sucker for that crazy heater.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 3, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Apr 3, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was going to take Merkin but I knew in this tough economy I wouldn’t be able to afford all the medical bills. I went with Edgar because he answers the bell every day.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Apr 3, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Obligatory Fat Joke Follows

Yeah – the DINNER BELL!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK, I won’t be around a computer for next 48 hours or so. Right now it looks very unlikely, but if it’s my turn to pick and I’m not here, FavoriteSpring will make the pick for me.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Apr 2, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Randy Winn, bitches

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Apr 2, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Commitment-phobe!

Adopting a player in the final year of his contract is liking marrying someone with six months to live.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Apr 3, 2009 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Am wondering

am I totally lame for taking Pablo? Cuz I really like him but it seems sorta obvious to take him.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 2, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, it doesn’t have the indie street-cred of picking a Mike Loree, or the ironic hipster detachment of a Matt Palmer, or the outright absurdity of adopting Tyler Walker’s sweat droplets. But, you know, there’s nothing wrong with listening to the Shins, either.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 2, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Plus

You actually have to carry the torch of unrealistic expectations, so he isn’t really the easiest son to have.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fine by me

I think he’s gonna be albert pujols

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 2, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of Pujols

New sig test.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Excellent

Over the top? Nah.

Naturally, since I adopted him, he’s already seriously injured:

Mas Notas: Juan Carlos Perez, 13th rounder from this year’s draft, recently tore his ACL during a practice. He will not begin running until January.

That happened back in August apparently. My previous adoptee, David Quinowski, had major shoulder issues after I adopted him and hasn’t pitched since 2007. I should have adopted Zito for the good of the team.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols in the outfield.

by marcello on Apr 2, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Outstanding. (and spelled correctly to boot!)

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Apr 3, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don’t worry, you can still draft Manny Mateo.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Check the sig.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Apr 3, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don’t talk back.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMG! Its Barry!!!....no wait.....

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Apr 5, 2009 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is great

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley [insert witty comment]
Thanks to roger

by bondslegend on Apr 3, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

A classic.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Henry Sosa

EliminateMe, I think the “H. Sosa” (of raisingcain parentage) in your prospects list is the same “Sosa” that also appears (orphaned still) in your 40-man list. The 40-man is his (and raisingcain’s) rightful place.

by FavoriteSpring on Apr 3, 2009 8:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Noted

Thanks for the catch.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Apr 3, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think PacBellBoozer is going to draft a beer stand employee.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 3, 2009 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I would draft the lemonade dude in Scottsdale.

Better than your grandma’s lemonade.

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

WalrusMan,
I’m going to be out of town from as soon as I get out of the office until monday and won’t be able to pick if my turn comes up. Can I e-mail you my list of choices just in case my spot does come up?

by chilibean_3 on Apr 3, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m going to take your silence to mean “yes”. I’ve sent my short list to you via the facebook.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 3, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Facebook dorks. Oh wait…

Adopted groomer for Mark Gardner's Mullet / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 3, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

/post list of my top 5 cooking shows hosted by fatties

by chilibean_3 on Apr 6, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

FIVE GREATEST COUNTYS IN THE WORLD SWAZILAND MOLDOVA BELIZE MICRONESIA LUXEMBOURG.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

SRI LANKA’S WAY BETTER THAN LUXEMBOURG YOU JERK

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Apr 6, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

TRUE FACT

I have a Sri Lankan flag on the wall next to my desk.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How come?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 6, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My aunt lived there for two years as a Peace Corps volunteer when I was a kid. One of the gifts she brought back for me is a little Sri Lankan flag – it was in a box for years, but when I found it I figured I’d put it up. it’s a nice-looking flag.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cool.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on Apr 6, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 6, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Y’know, there’s probably going to have to be a new draft picks thread soon. The current one is going to fall off the front page within a couple of days, and at the speed it’s going…

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Adopted Giant: Fred "Ruthless Aggression" Lewis

by jcb9 on Apr 3, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If it drops then I’ll catch it.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Over the shoulder basket catch?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Apr 6, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or it’s cousin, the over the shoulder boulder-holder.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Apr 6, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whoops, posted in that thread. Sorry.

by cheno on Apr 3, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Got me an all-star

Who throws across CANYONS!!!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Apr 3, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Got my long lost brother/cousin/relative of some sort

gotta take my fellow J. Jarvis

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl

by j14 on Apr 3, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Only 46 more picks until I'm up!

Sigh…

by MonkeyChow on Apr 4, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Make sure you’re near your computer the last weekend in April.

by Sabertooth on Apr 4, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ll be sure to hold my breath.

by MonkeyChow on Apr 4, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Apr 5, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s the ultimate answer.

by Sabertooth on Apr 5, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

but what is the question?

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Apr 5, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don’t worry about it

This is Howry do it!

by CB30 on Apr 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adrianza?

DAMN YOU OBSESSIVEGIANTSCOMPULSIVE!!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Apr 5, 2009 6:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Since I never do much, just sorta lurk in the shadows & have most of my tickets near CF- I hereby claim the pride of Portland, OR one Aaron Ryan Rowand.
I will go go back to my usual non-participatory absentee landlord status.
Thank you for your time….
(Unless this not how we are doing this thing, in that case-never mind)

by GiantDPression on Apr 5, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

No you’ll have to get on the draft board. You’ll be at the bottom, but you’ll get a chance to get a Giant.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on Apr 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs