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Open Gameday Thread, Second Part

Less food and liquor talk and more game talk this time.

Nevermind.

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Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

blerg

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Mar 9, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I have an idea for next time...

I’ll post a link to the gameday thread but insert a video into the thread, and it’ll be of Rush. Then I’ve taken care of two birds with one stone, new thread and Rush Roll!

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

But they’re talking bratwurst on the radio

by timmeh on Mar 9, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

terrible

and yet i laughed.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA

My speakers just freaked out while playing My Bloody Valentine’s Loveless and started making the guitars undulate bizarrely. It suddenly became an even crazier album. And then I turned them off and back on and they were fine.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

you just achieved enlightenment.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s just how Loveless sounds, dude.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe me, it wasn’t. Loveless already sounds like it’s in a blender, but this was, like, in a super hyper warp speed blender.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Zito starts are always an exception)

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito starts with the acid.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

or at least share it

by timmeh on Mar 9, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Anything

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Howry, smile for once.

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS result for "the creepiest thing ever"

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

shocking

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Mar 9, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god that’s a chair. I thought it was three sheep just standing crammed together at first.

DNW

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If being sad makes him pitch this well all season I will leave a dead puppy outside his door everyday.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Did a Google image search for “Howry smile” and this came up

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a sad day for Howwie. Luckily I go to be right in the middle.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Natto was to my right)

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for someone to post that to Facebook and tag McCoven

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that WWE “Diva” Victoria?

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote we make Velez our CF

He couldn’t be worse than Rowand…

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Mar 9, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER factor =/=

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

Give the kid a chance. Move Rowand to a corner.

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

preferably one in another city

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santa Monica?

The home….of the homeless.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of the greater greater LA home of the shameless

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neeeext to Matt's House. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Mar 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I and Xanthan remember fondly the year the whole league was on acid, and Rowand got a gold glove

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heady Days. Acid Heady Days

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS Results for "baseball nerds on acid"

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The typical McCC sfgiants.com poster

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s coming shockingly close to a unibrow.

by xanthan on Mar 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last one? Guess I’ll have to cut my hair..

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we didn’t already know he’s a computer, I’d say the first one is xanthan.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chiba Lotte Marines! I’ve been to that stadium.

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy has some of his relief pitchers going multiple innings. They will have to if he plans on his 11 man pitching staff

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Jenkins said Doug Greenwald was sounding good on the MLB broadcasts.

by out machine on Mar 9, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Jenkins is not allowed to be right, ever.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

His “article” today was evidence of premature dementia.

by out machine on Mar 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

souds good, says nothing. Broadcast Lite.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rush fails.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your EARS fail.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe goes yard.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad whiteside just got picked off.

by Viliphied on Mar 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the minor league deal is looking major

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants pad their insurmountable Big Fly lead.

Most important stat in ST.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooooooooo

reeeeeeeeeeeee

baaaaaaaaaaaay

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Eli’s locker next to Velez?

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dingers!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Mar 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

keep flashing the sign, Flannery

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dingers!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Mar 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bing-Badda-Dingers!

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are these guys

and what have they done with the Giants?

also, cockpunch for Whiteside.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I had Bowkermania bad during his honeymoon period last year. He ended up wounding me pretty deep. It’ll be a long time before I can trust him again.

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did gameday just start tracking all the pitches for anyone else?

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

well that was short lived, back to just the facts.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Green should go back to being a light hitting second baseman

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Mar 9, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Give him the Green hitting light.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did doug just say phelps was assigned to minor league camp?

Guess there goes that experiment.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Mar 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what experiment?

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Giants are prejudiced against guys named Josh, obviously.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

adda boy bowker! I’ve got DOWNS syndrome!

Wait…..

by travisam on Mar 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait…if you hate the Giants…then why would you….

DOES NOT COMPUTE

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You notice he cuts off the image so you can’t see which team he’s assigning the DINGERZ!~ to.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every Google result for dingerz.exe is either MCC or MCC-related.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should change the No button to Giants.

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH, EUCK!

fuck stats, play the freakin game!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

xanthan, sick!

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting worse

anti-intellectual idiots

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard PECOTA is actually a robot that burns down schools.

by xanthan on Mar 9, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT OF YOUR IVORY TOWER YOU PRO-LEARNING FASCIST.

When I typed that, I initially spelled it “PRO-LEANING FASCINT.” I think the caps lock made me stupid.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stolen base

Manny being Manny.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny getting Many.

Just a prediciton.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Gameday says Merkin Valdez is coming in to pitch

But it’s still a 1-1 count to Rich Aurilia?

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Mar 9, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin walked Iribarren

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

where was the “Spoiler Alert”?

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dancers on Escandalo are fine

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, Merkin

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by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Always surprising isn’t it?

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade him for Hardy

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Val ez Old

and getting more rickety each year

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think if we all begin to type “Posey, Posey, Posey” Bochy will put him in the game?

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be typing, “GERALDINE!”

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if we do the enchanted dance also

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Mar 9, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The enchanted jcb9 pole dance.

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

0.00 ERA to 13.50 ERA in three easy steps.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Was in a meeting

Did I miss anything incredibly important that will affect our season?

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry is having a fine spring

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry has broken his main spring

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re black.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BODY BIAS

They only pinch ran for Fielder cuz he’s fat.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats not going to help his self esteem at all.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Millionaire fat guys at the Foster Freeze can create their own ice cream cones.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

try their pineapple shake

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Valdez – 11 pitches, 3 strikes, 8 walks

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

walks= balls of course

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t..stop…eating…thin mints.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

man i cannot wait for mine to arrive. stupid slow girl scouts.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man those things are so evil yet so delicious.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are so good, but I limit myself to like 10 a sitting

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Mar 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 boxes since Friday night!

Thankfully I only have one more box left.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At which point does the word “thick” starts figuring in

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praise jeebus for good metabolisms.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if you keep pounding it with chocolate battering rams

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dangit. Now I want Thin Mints.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

got mine last week

by timmeh on Mar 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misheard Jane's Addiction lyric:

“With a box of Thin Mints, I don’t wanna pay the rent”

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 9, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once was addicted to Thin Mints

…until I discovered the luscious, melt-in-your-mouth wonder that is the Samoa/Caramel Delight. If I could I would eat them every waking moment of every day, for the rest of my life. Then I would find a way to never sleep so that I could eat them throughout each night. Then I would find a way to never die so that I could eat them for all eternity.

I really like them a lot.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Mar 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO, Thin Mints are better than Samoas, but Samoa ice cream pwns Thin Mint ice cream.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of coconut.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

After spending a summer with my godparents in Puerto Rico when I was 9, I couldn’t look at a coconut. To this very day, I cannot tolerate the smell of coconut.

by timmeh on Mar 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That you Snuka?

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me being Jimmy Snuka would make about as much sense as Chris Jericho hosting Piper’s Pit.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan o’ the coconut, arrrgh ya, Trebek?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Mar 10, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

In his gameday photo Mat Gamel looks like he wants to sell me pot.

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a nice crack dealer

“Hey you guys…want some crack?”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you enjoy snapple, you might also like bags of heroin

by Viliphied on Mar 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably does, because after a first swing double play ball, he will need the income soon.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

MiLOLkee

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by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

1-6-3 with Bocock in the middle.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

his play has been impressive this spring

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

K looking.

Laughing at his limp Bocock.

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT K WAS YOUR FAULT

BowKer

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Mar 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is not the face of a major league player.

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

my brain no worky

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s thinking inside the box

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit! What did I tell you?

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BowKerBococK
Fixxed, move along.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesnt he look like he just propositioned you, then added, “I play baseball”

Then after a pause, “Whaddya say?”

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We saw Eucker at Scottsdale Stadium last spring

He was GOING OFF on an TV tech. The guy was just trying to spool some cables, and Eucker was walking over said cables. TV tech asked Eucker to go around, and Eucker just unloaded on the guy with a stream of profanities and “don’t you know who i am”s. I used to think his shtick was cute; now I just think he’s an asshole.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in a bad mood because someone burned his shore-eee-zo.

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s all right have trouble say croissants

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably though he was still on Mr. just finished a bottle of Belvedere

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want me to go and trash your lights? DO YOU WANT ME TO GO AND TRASH ‘EM?

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE ALERT JUDY STEFFES

Local Major Leaguer/Third Baseman/Thrower Ryan Rohlinger is up!

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HE NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS SWINGING!

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has learned to swinging it out of the park. Tell Judy.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAS BEEN SWINGING ABOVE CANYONS WITH MANNY RAMIREZ!

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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger – Also not a smiler

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta fire up MLB.tv for the Nederland/PR game in 15 minutes.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if my lappy would do Gameday audio and MLB.tv at the same time. I’d rather not burn the house down.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purchased ESPN Deportes for the month so will be able to catch the PR games. Once PR is eliminated a call goes in to the cable to discontinue

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we could even get ESPN Deportes.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is not ala carte had to purchase Latino Package. Talked them into a FREE day and can cancel anytime and will be prorated for the month. Once PR is gone so is the package. Adios

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once PR is out, the station goes to 24-hour Marlin Fishing. It’s a keeper.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it Dirty day yet?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Possibly tomorrow hopefully Wed

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Day of the Dirty is either tomorrow or Wednesday depending on how PR does. If they win, he goes Wednesday. If they lose, he pitches tomorrow. I think.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish these were on ESPN. It’s like the world of baseball cares DEEPLY about the teams with a RED SOCK OR YANKEE on it but who cares about the rest of the teams.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he just say the Walrus delivers?

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Mar 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

part-time gig as pizza delivery man in porn movies

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They ordered 12 pizzas.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do on occasion, but I charge more.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a GAMER.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF = SO FINE

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 9, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2005-2008: Suck-Fu

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Jonathan Lucroy, who just gets a Witless Protection Program silhouette.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Waldis??

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_O

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once Zed gets here, the party can begin.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zed's dead, baby

Zed’s bead

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

opps

*dead

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by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beads?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEES?!

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not want
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEADS.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

If you miss a game, how does the archive feature work? And are all games archived?

by timmeh on Mar 9, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind, figured it out.

by timmeh on Mar 9, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s where you found it.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turns out I'm not taking acid

Rather, my speakers are dying. Which is pretty much a MASSIVE FAIL, as I just got them for Christmas. And I got rid of my old speakers after that. FUDGESICLE.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Creamsicle > Fudgesicle

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Logitech. Only way in my book.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, McClain, you are making it hard to root for you.

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You can root for him after he’s replanted in on the farm in Fresno.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

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by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio!

RBI

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Roberts not missed a lick

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theory: Roberts dumped to make way for Eugenio

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me.

Perdomo sighting.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Buster is coming out soon.

200!

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB2K9

Lincecum is gonna get a very nice royalty check

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Jackson Williams!!

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by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wil tries to sneak this one in daily

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

going to keep repeating this, but

You’re high on needle drugs.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Mar 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at short.

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PR faces the Oranje

Sharlon Schoop hitting second for Nederland. Bengie’s little brother Yadier starting at catcher for PR.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

and non Puerto RIcan pitching for Puerto Rico

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pudge DHing

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So cool to see Sharlon playing for NL

He was super nice and down to earth when we met him in SJ last year.

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by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharlon K's

They’re pronouncing his name “SCOPE.” Is that correct? I never knew how to pronounce it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they used to say “Shoop” @ Muni, but “Skope” might be the proper Dutch pronunciation? I honestly don’t know.

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by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

See I just need to learn Dutch right now then.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also got really pretty eyes

/swoon

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Seems like the simplest solution.

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t trust any generic broadcasting team to know the proper pronunciations of players.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they called him “Scoop” when I saw him in San Jose.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Is correct

Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster.

by RichH on Mar 9, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Netherlands beat D.R.

because their manager has Cream of Wheat® for brains.

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to Peter Gammons just found out that the young kid for Florida Marlins Michael Stanton father is Puerto Rican and his name is GIancarlo Cruz-Maichael Stanton. This kid might be better than Big V

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Stanton is crazy good. I’m not surprised at all that everyone’s going nuts about him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between Neftali Feliz and this guy, it seems baseball has run out of names and is recycling them.

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by jcb9 on Mar 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that was a home run call.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I couldn’t tell if Velez caught it or missed it, but the call made it sound like it was in play. homerun was the last thing I would have guessed.

by out machine on Mar 9, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downs with another line drive, Bockcock doubles him to 3rd!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NOFA KING WAY

WALK OFF DINGERZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER!!!

siiiiiick

Rick Rohl’dddd!!

by Leniz on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BAM

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Rohl-digner again!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROHLINGER GETS RUN(S)

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by WalrusMan on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RICKROLLED

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that is how you end a game

by Norm Median on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So… my Gameday Audio is a bit behind.

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by Natto on Mar 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing happens….

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I’VE SEEN THE FUTURE

AND HIS NAME IS RYAN

RYAN ROHLINGER

by xanthan on Mar 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I was pretty sure there was no way he was going to do that again.

by Ltisme on Mar 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo sent down to Fresno!

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well color me surprised.

Go on, I dare ya

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RICK ROHL’D!!!

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Rohlinger sez again: “Don’t forget me, Bitches!”

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Last guy to hit this many ST homers? Barry Lamar

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as dramatic as RR’s though.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

consider my attention gotten

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Mar 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

These kids are all right

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Walk Off’d the Brewers. Would not have expected that at the start of this game.

by scout6 on Mar 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nederland takes the lead against PR. Yurendell De Caster base hit RBI.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

Someone please translate this Euro gibberish.

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HONKBAL!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Mar 9, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honk if you play ball in lederhosen!

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hoofdklasse!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honk again if you love consonant clusters!

by Moggeee on Mar 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Netherlands!

I love the black & orange and have the usual fascination for tulips on dykes.

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Mar 9, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

bad

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replace this brother with a real Boricua

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

where was the 3b?

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That was horrible. They popped Delgado up and didn’t make the play.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Alex Rios on deck

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and down goes Pudge

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow they stranded Delgado.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vanden Hurk gets Pudge too

He’s pretty good though

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.TV's new player

I’m using MLB.TV’s new Flash-based player to watch the Holland-PR game. It’s verra nice. Image is bigger and quality is better than the old one (Windows Media-based?).

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya? I might give it a try.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in Beta now, but it looks pretty good.

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like SF

PR strands a leadoff gift double

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I was on the road when Ryan hit the walk off. I thought of you knuckleheads…and I thought of Judy.

OH GOD!, JUDY!!….I AM THINKING OF YOU AGAIN RIGHT NOW!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT JUDY STEFFES

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop thinking about Ryan Rohlinger

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six Euro signees from the MLB Academy in 2007

Pitchers:
Andrea Lucati, age 17, Italy – signed by Houston Astros (fun fact: Lucati was born in Venezuela but holds Italian citizenship. Plus he’s 6’3" and nearly 250. What are they feeding the kids there?!)
Jennel Hudson, age 17, Germany – signed by Boston Red Sox.

Donald Lutz, age 18, 1B/OF, Germany – signed by Cincinnati Reds
Dwayne Kep, age 19, 2B, Netherlands – signed by Chicago Cubs
Ludwig Glaser, 3B, Germany – signed by Los Angeles Angels
Frederik Terkelsen, 1B/OF, Denmark – signed by Los Angeles Angels
Frederic Hanvi, age 18, C, France – signed by Minnesota Twins

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many in the Antilles?

Because without the Caribbean territories, the Netherlands’ team would look a lot different…

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Mar 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bernie has Molina speed.

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the old man looked a bit slow rounding third.

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and in the field. Bernabe WIlliams is beloved by his nation however he needs to sit.

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bernie gets nailed.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

"The sausage did not press charges"

He beat meat.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, VandenHurk.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nederland got out of trouble on that one

by timmeh on Mar 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nederland hangs onto the lead

David Bergman induces the DP to end the inning.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

All the people with the horns and drums out there in San Juan, that looks like so much fun. That’s why I wanted to go to PR for this tournament.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharlon walks

How do you say rally in Dutch?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

GIDP

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory: J.T. would have had that.

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a futile AB by Pudge.

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe we should start sending scouts to the Netherlands.
I’m available over the summer….

by Merope on Mar 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

only if you are looking for pitching

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can trade our pitching to get a bat!!!
That’s always worked so well for us
in…

the…

nm

by Merope on Mar 9, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg me me me

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then he looks at the runner to say why weren’t you running

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are you bunting to the 1b?

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Two outs, bases loaded, Beltran at the plate. This is it.

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

If the pitcher for the Nether Regions hadn’t tipped that grounder with his glove the inning would’ve been over on a DP.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 9, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kid’s 19, hopefully he’ll learn.

by paboperfecto on Mar 9, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, he also should’ve wild pitched in a run.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 9, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And went from 0-2 on Alex Cora to hitting him with a 3-2 pitch.

But he got out of it!

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck me running they got out of it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 9, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I was rooting for Puerto Rico

…before it all got started. You have to admit though, a Dominican/Puerto Rico elimination game would be pretty awesome.

by paboperfecto on Mar 9, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much Matt Vascularsurgeon on MLB tv, along with that annoying song from MVP Baseball 2004.

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Dutch Boy hangs it, but Pudge is unable to bang it.

Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 9, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The Armando Benitez special — the strikeout hanging breaking ball.

by non sequitur on Mar 9, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, is Jon Miller doing some of these games?
Or were those clips from something else?

by Merope on Mar 9, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I’m really glad I don’t have kids watching this game with me.
At first I thought he was talking about hair extensions!

by Merope on Mar 9, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

El Guapo

Jonathan Sanchez will pitch Wednesday March 11 vs the winner of Tuesday’s Domincan Republic/Netherlands game. Pitchers are on a max of 70 pitch count in this round.

by wilriv21 on Mar 9, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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