Open Gameday Thread, 3/6
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 6, 2009 10:16 AM PST
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The funny thing is Ernest would actually poop on your carpet if you weren’t careful.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
Since the game is 2 hours away, OT lunch post.
What did you have for lunch today?
I had a huge bowl of Pho. Super filling.
i seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I have yours?
alternately
Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you really fucked up your face when you hit the ground.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Food snobs
I’m gonna have a Weight Watchers TV dinner and I’m gonna LIKE it.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 6, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
As already mentioned, it’s not lunch time on the west coast, but I’m just going to have boring leftover pasta with boring pasta sauce out a jar. Ho-hum. JEALOUS of pho.
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If you and your wife ever come back to Harrisonburg, we’ll eat Pho! We’ve got a decent newer place that opened in the past year that makes a good Pho.
She’s talked about wanting to go back for a visit for as long as I’ve known her (we met about a year after she finished grad school and moved away from Virginia), so I’m sure we’ll get around to it one of these days.
We have a pho place in the neighborhood, but it’s not as good as the Chicago places.
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I’m gonna run across the street to El Toro right before gametime.
Burrito Al Pastor con todo.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
True story
in portland, or there’s a pho restaurant that used to be a burger king. The owners replaced the “burger” with “pho” and left the king. Effing hilarious (unless you don’t know how it’s pronounced, but what kind of LOSER doesn’t know that, right?)
Dodgers stole Manny from the Giants!
Where would the [MLB Team] be without [random player]
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Dodgers stole SWOOP Manny from the Giants!
Where would the [MLB Team] Giants be without [random player]
Rubbering the toe would be more personal.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
MCC Fetish Talk!
Also, I almost typed that as “MCC Feist Talk,” which would be less upsetting.
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DELOREAN IS OLD AND DISTURBED BY THE MUSIC OF TODAY.
I wondered if that was the first MCC mention of Feist, but both Grant and I have mentioned her before.
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not a fan
and don’t make me prove how radical and current my music taste is BECAUSE I WILL DO IT
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I don’t know why you’d want to do such a thing, since Persiflage has already established that today’s music is all pussy, feminized crap.
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What part of THERE IS NO MUSIC WORTH ANTICIPATING THESE DAYS do you not understand!?
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Does your wife know about what you’ve been turning on?
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I thought Feist was a typo...
and y’all were talking about 70’ s Krautrock band Faust.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
I dunno...
…Feism can be a pretty touchy topic. I don’t mind if people wan to be Feists, just don’t get in my face about it.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
Hillarious
Flemming (Copenhagen, Denmark)
How is Cody Ransom not on the US roster? Plenty of people saying that Yankees are better off with him than A-Rod…….should be a no-brainer!
JIM CAPLE
Flemming — You live in a beautiful city. Is Tivoli Gardensopenin the winter? But who is sayng the Yankees are better off with Ransom than A-Rod, othr than Cody’s mother? A-Rod could miss half the season. How is losing the league’s best player for that long good for the Yankees? Actually, with this injury ad the way the Yankees still depend on a lot of older players, i could see them sinking again. Maybe a .500 club.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
I hope you're happy
You just made Taiwan cry.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
anyone else watch JPN vs. CHN?
Looked like every pitch Yu threw had a huge hump in it. I suspect an average MLB lineup would’ve teed off on him.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Hopefully, he lasts more than 4 or 5 innings a start unlike Daisuke.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
this soccer match will finally settle the question of who is the greatest country in the world: ecuador, or paraguay
[Brayen] of sabean, your semi- conscious potato trip across "to gold winches" democratic pavement will bring Communist pride to the orange and black democratic perfection. your [randay] of Johnson – spy for the Russian Mafia. warn yourselves they warn themselves! you will purchase smirnoff the vodka
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 6, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Beat Califofnia Los Angeles Anaheim of Califofnia Los Angeles Anaheim /fixed
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Are they going to let the kid pitch today or treat him like porcelain? Time to bump up his pitch count, Rags.
Double digits in California, in fact.
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That sucks. Thank God I live in Penn…crap…
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
10:1 I heard yesterday.
The wife is out of work and it’s grizly out there. It’s jepordizing our trip to South Africa for the World Cup next year. Luckily we had already replied to the ransom note (invoice) the Giants sent us for 09.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
I live in Iowa
and our rate is quite a bit lower. That’s also because I believe they count Cows as part of the work force, and all they have to do is shit on things to be counted as employed.
Rush Limbaugh gets paid a lot of money to shit on everything.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 6, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
I was looking him up on Wikipedia this morning for some reason, and I was amazed he’s under 60. He looks about a decade older than he actually is.
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all the stress of having to shit when he’s tapped out of drugs
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 6, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Liberals love prostitutes, Sally Jesse Rafael glasses, and raffling off Senate seats. Conservatives love diapers, pills, and restrooms.
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prostitutes have been in biz for a very long time for a very good reason – men of all ages, incomes, political persuasions etc enjoy a nite out
Actually prostitutes seem to enjoy a strong bipartisan following.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
Yeah, that was a bad example. Especially since one of my conservative examples was Diaper Dave Vitter, a noted prostitution enthusiast.
Okay, liberals like Sally Jesse Rafael glasses, raffling off Senate seats, and being suspected of murdering the interns they’re screwing only to have another dude get arrested years and years later when everyone’s half-forgotten about it.
And yes, I know Gary Condit was hardly a liberal. It’ll have to do.
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Larry David & Crew
“Curb Your Enthusiasm” is going to bring Larry David back with the cast of “”Seinfeld"
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Sorry ’bout that I passed out when I say the news above
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Rush Limbaugh
has a bigger audience than Oprah. That’s alot of shit.
Who's watching the watchmen?
I’ve tried lowering my expectations as much as I can, but am still excited.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
I was thinking about seeing that, I like to see movies in IMAX. the IMAX in town is domed
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Er, aren’t all IMAX theaters domed? I thought that was what made them IMAX.
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No actually alot of the newer ones are flat and just huge
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I'll see it
but I’m not expecting much.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
just looked it up on sfgate
Mick Lasalle loved it — that’s all i need to know.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/06/MV5M16993S.DTL&type=movies
Maybe i’ll so the Truffaut’s Wild Child instead.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
far of death replaced with cautious optimism!
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 6, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
OBVIOUSLY . . .
. . . that was a FAKE transcript of an ACTUAL conversation.
I mean, sheesh, we ALL know Grant and Lefty talk like that, it’s just that no one was actually writing it down (they had phones in one hand and babies in the other, didn’t they?) so they made it up later, sort of like the Nixon tapes, y’know?
You’ll thank me for clearing that up.
Todos somos Gigantes
my 3 year old just finished potty training and is using the toilet flawlessly.
Diapers are out of my life forever.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
As the father of a 2 1/2 year old and a 2 1/2 month old, words cannot even begin to describe how jealous I am of you.
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SI Jon Heyman still sucking up
While it may not be Dodgertown, the new Dodgers facility at Camelback Ranch is extremely nice, and like Dodgertown, very open to the fans. It’s the best place to interact with the players. You’ve got to hand it to the Dodgers: They do think of their fans.
Lineup
San Francisco AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Winn, RF
Renteria, SS
Lewis, LF
Molina, B, C
Aurilia, 1B
Rowand, CF
Burriss, 2B
Uribe, 3B
Frandsen, DH
No Pablo again?
Did you know Baconnaise is actually vegan?
And healthier for you than regular mayonnaise?
Yeah, I spent like an hour on their website after the Daily Show episode.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, I liked one the website how they were trying to sell it as healthy product.
THREE SLICES OF BACON = 500 CALORIES
ONE SPREAD OF BACONAISE = 470 CALORIES
HEALTHY!
They were actually claiming you save calories by using just Baconnaise on a sandwich as opposed to mayonnaise + three slices of bacon.
But, like, I can’t imagine that Baconnaise tastes anywhere near as good as real bacon, so…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
But, like, I can’t imagine that Baconnaise tastes anywhere near as good as real bacon,
There’s only one way to find out..
DIP A SAUSAGE WRAPPED IN PANCAKE INTO IT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I had no idea the makers of Baconaise also make Bacon Salt!
http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconsalt.php
(Those pancake-sausage monstrosities gross me out!)
I cannot imagine the chemical cocktail that makes it taste like bacon being healthy. Though you said “healthier for you than regular mayonnaise.”
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
SPEAKING of bizarre food products
This always disturbed me when I was in New England:
Yes, it’s just what you’ve been waiting for: CANNED BREAD.
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Does it come in square?
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
So what does it mean...
If I told you that my mom used to make this and we would always have beans with cut-up hotdogs as the other part of the meal.
''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.''
- Fred Lewis?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 6, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
BTW
I don’t know how I am not 500lbs.
''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.''
- Fred Lewis?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 6, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
post-apocalyptic bunker fare.
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Mar 6, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
They used to sell that in all yer finer Bay Area grocery stores.
We ate that all the time when I was growing up—along with (no lie) B&M Baked Beans! Both actually were quite yummy.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Is the game on KNBR locally or only GDayAudio?
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
the way the front office of the niners is acting, i dont think they even know what they want….do not want t.o., personally
[Brayen] of sabean, your semi- conscious potato trip across "to gold winches" democratic pavement will bring Communist pride to the orange and black democratic perfection. your [randay] of Johnson – spy for the Russian Mafia. warn yourselves they warn themselves! you will purchase smirnoff the vodka
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 6, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Setting up the Swoop. Very coy.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
I’m liking this Bay Area lust for swooping.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 6, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
RE: Transcript
This what the kids call “fanfic”?
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 6, 2009 11:51 AM PST reply actions
Not exactly
they’d need to have fans for that.
i guess this could be considered “slash” tho.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Don’t give Howie any ideas.
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“…and then Grant lovingly caressed Lefty’s thigh.”
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
IF my El Lefty Malo underoos don’t qualify me as a fan, I guess I’m going to have to shell out for a Grant pog as well.
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 6, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
How is it that you people are excited over Doug Freaking Greenwald!?
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THIS IS THE YEAR AARON ROWNAD GETS RESPECT
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for what? judging by that commercial, not for his spokeperson skills. Reminds me when Jerry Rice used to do commercials.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Mar 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Checking out the Little Unit
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t care because Jerry Rice was/is awesome.
Scott is not that awesome.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
HE IS A GAMER HE RUNS INTO THINGS AND PLAYS HURT AND HE DIDNT GET RESPECT LAST YEAR BECAUSE HE PLAYED HURT AND HIS PERFROMANCE SUFFERED BUT YOU SHOULD RESPECT HIM FOR HAVING THE GRIT TO PLAY HURT!!!
/Channeling the bastard son of Bruce Jenkins and a mlb.com commenter.
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If Lewis does not hit as well as anticipated and Pablito is hacking Bochy will have to revisit his line-up once again
feed it to Bengie
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
If he knew what would work, he would have chosen it initially.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Revisit it
Stop by, say hey, kick the tires, that sort of thing
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Way to get a walk Fred
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Former Angel Bengie Molina?
I have no recollection of him ever playing for that team.
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
You mean the NL champs? Yeah, they sucked.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
HEY MONEY!
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Bengie double, brings Fred in from 1st
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
RBI double by $
Followed by a single.
1st and 3rd
G’s up 1-0
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
G’s up. Hoes down
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks Bgunn
I’m @ work and can’t stream audio.
There's always gameday if it decides to work
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_03_06_sfnmlb_anamlb_1
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the angels broadcast is free today
http://losangeles.angels.mlb.com/mediacenter/index.jsp?ymd=20090306
click on klaa
Rowand strands the runners
get used to it
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
18 games in the hole in 2008
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
This is the sound of me, Aaron Rowand, grounding out
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Snake skin? That’s all Omar there
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think when Akinori Iwamura joined the Devil Rays, he wanted a glove made out of alligator skin or something.
Wiki Corrects me:
Iwamura’s glove is made out of crocodile skin, a rarity in the major leagues (although some players wear gloves made out of kangaroo hide). Likewise, his bat, made by the North American sportswear company Nike, also has quite a unique design.
Stylish!
sick wid it
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
There’s bad grammar on Wikipedia, WHAT?
Next, you’ll be telling me that the CDDB isn’t always reliable.
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“Not that I ever doubted that Vladamir Guerrero would look good.”
''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.''
- Fred Lewis?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 6, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions
Major league hitters are not match for Timmy. He should be in a higher league
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
Better yet: MDMA
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
WMD
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Is that an “U- RIBE!” chant I hear?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Mar 6, 2009 12:22 PM PST reply actions
Wow
Looks like Timmy broke Rivera’s ankles
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why is he hitting ninth? Is he really the worst hitter in this lineup?
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
Dude didn't even have a single hit last season!
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
You know, I don’t want to be overly optimistic and jinx anything, but I think this Jim Linkendrum kid might be good enough to stick around the rotation.
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But he just hit a grand slam!
''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.''
- Fred Lewis?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Mar 6, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Over under on runs allowed by Tim this season: 1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAY under
I’m predicting a -17.46 ERA.
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Tony just told Dr Melfi that he is not getting any sleep because of RICO and she asks “Is that your brother?”
+1
One of the best series ever. Watched it the whole way twice.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 6, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
If you Google “Tim Lincecum sucks,” with the quote marks, there are only six results. One is a 16 year old’s myspace page, but this is the best one:
http://www.talk-sports.net/mlb/sucks.aspx/Tim_Lincecum
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HEY TIM
I WORK JUST ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE BALLPARK…MY STORE IS CALLED AIM MAIL CENTER MY NAME IS EMMY
I WOULD LOVE IT IF U CAME BY LOL
you like to pretend you’re a teenage girl on the internet too?
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
Anybody going to San Jose Giants games next month?
Trying to catch the kids before they head to AA.
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Cool. More root beer for us.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
I’m hoping one of the McCoven days at the park will fall at a time when I can make it.
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SPEED!
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in a much less gamer-ish place
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Mar 6, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Fred Lewis likes to create runs.
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Nate in RF, Winn in Center, Lewis in LF. Bring up the youngins mid-year and keep Velez as your "late inning defensive substitution"
Hard to say that last part with a straight face.
by pittsburghian on Mar 6, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
yeah scott rowand
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Mar 6, 2009 12:44 PM PST reply actions
Rpwnd3d
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Mar 6, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Rich Aurilia
2009 Giants CF
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RallyKiller v1.09
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
continuing a fine tradition in the mold of Notgardo and Fleaz.
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Mar 6, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
THAT’S THE SOUND OF ME CASHING A HUGE PAYCHECK!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions
THAT’S THE SOUND OF ME DRIVING AWAY IN MY ASTON MARTIN!!
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Is Gameday being fucky or does Lincecum really have 13 strikes and 0 balls?
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you saying timmeh doesn’t have any balls?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Mar 6, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Darren Oliver is still around?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
The two-man Ooo-rebay! chant is back!
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
That is not a flattering picture of Uribe
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I think I just heard Merkin's name announced...
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
YES
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Did anyone watch the Weeds episode where Andy was a porn star “toeing” people
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t imagine why a man with such a wonderful name would’ve tried to pretend to be named Manny Matteo when he first came to the States.
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Quick…Call Maury this thing will be settled with entertainment
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
he looks good in antlers!
ask him.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 6, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll be exiting my twenties soon, going over to join RxM and Delorean in the hella old posters club.
I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.
I am excatly 1 year and two days and 1 hour from hittling my halfway through the Tweenties mark
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
I love that Portishead song, Wandering Lars
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 6, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Sneakstobetterseats
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
FACE OF THE FRANCHISE?
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
There was a fanshot about it back in December. I think it said he needed another surgery. I remember because I mentioned in the comments that a pubic wig is also known as a merkin.
was that about 8 weeks ago?
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 6, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 6, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
Randy Winn having a great spring. Nate is gaining on him by not playing
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
Gotta plug me sleeper pick
Now with the gent Roberts gone and with Lewis and Schierholtz slowed by injuries and with more LHH than RHH outfielders EME has an opportunity to make some noise.
courtesy of Jack in the Box
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 6, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Time to turn the game off. Ramon Ortiz is pitching
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
And the game is tied
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
Ramon Ortiz pitched for the Angels? I have no recollection of that. Told you I’m old, I’m repeating the same joke!
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
you should be more respectful of your possible father
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
yeah, and that was the year West Virginia ran out of condoms
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
Ramon Ortiz looks a little like Shawon Dunston in his gameday pic.
I’m sure Dunston would be a much better pitcher, though.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
/barf
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
Shawon had a great arm, but if he pitched his windup would start at the 2b bag.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
I looked at my paycheck today and knew it would start there
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
QFT
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
The treasury has the printing presses running 24/7
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
They cut Yabu to see more of Ortiz….
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
by Zetsuboushita on Mar 6, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
Ortiz isn’t on the 40-man, but now that you mention it, it is pretty bizarre to have him still pitching and not Yabu
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I meant optioned. My bad.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Mar 6, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Ortiz's ERA = 19.64
Never a good sign when your ERA is a year in which rxmeister was alive.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
what the hell was Sabean thinking when he signed this guy?
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
was filling the bullpen at Fresno
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 6, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
It’s not like the organization has a lot of compelling prospects at the AAA level at the moment. Last year, Fresno’s pitching staff included such future legends as Matt Palmer, Jesse Foppert, Pat Misch…
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
He is our new closer.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 6, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
They should cut Ortiz and say they’re doing it to give him a chance to sign on with another team.
Just to see if they could do it with a straight face.
22.09
Now, Ortiz’s ERA is a year in which James T. Kirk will be alive.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Mar 6, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
While Ortiz is pitching...
Does anyone know of a good website for fing apartments, I am looking to move.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
move to a different country. And take Ortiz with you
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
sure. But first you have to change my Depends
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
robots are strong
they’re made of metal.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 6, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
We’ve always just done Craigslist.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
he said apartment
not 13yr old hookers.
/rimshot
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
hotpads.com
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
Where are you looking BTW?
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
Mmmm, tasty!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
after a long search to find someone even worse than Matt Palmer, the Giants came up with Ramon Ortiz
Brian Sabean: continuing to monitor the CC and Manny situations
Wil I love Eugenio but no.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 6, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
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