Barry Zito spends (at least) one night in Paris

I’d spend a night in paris if given the chance, and I’m pretty sure you all would too ;)

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by FairweatherFan on Mar 31, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, I’d have some wine and cheese and visit the Eiffel Tower.

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by Natto on Mar 31, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge

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by FairweatherFan on Mar 31, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I’ll take the Paris that doesn’t have herpes.

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by xanthan on Mar 31, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions

+1

by SFGuy on Mar 31, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions

That will happen as soon as Franny is the opening day fill in position

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by say hey nation on Mar 31, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Place: Of course.
Person: Oh god no.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 31, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions

A night in Paris is like a day in Nigeria. I’m sure I’d see some interesting things, but I just don’t think it’s worth all the vaccinations.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 31, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs

Win

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by Natto on Mar 31, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Rec'd

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by groug on Mar 31, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh man

My comment is green! I’m so proud.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 31, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Boom

Roasted

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by CB30 on Mar 31, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Smells like piss in there.

And the city’s not so hot either, from what I’ve been told. I’ve heard the south of France, Nice especially, is splendid.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 31, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I was in Paris during the summer of 2002, there was dog shit all over the place.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Mar 31, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, I also remember being struck (in the metaphorical sense) by all the dog shit.

by neurofarm on Mar 31, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Paris is one of the world’s great cities. I would suggest seeing it for yourself.

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by bgunn on Apr 1, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions

spent a week there in 1999

it was fucking awesome.

people were super nice too.

don’t believe the hype.

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by WTF on Apr 1, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions

It really is great, despite what I said about the poop.

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by SF Pete on Apr 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Believe it or not

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by BrianBokake on Mar 31, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I’d do it. I’d wear like three condoms, but I’d do it. I have no morals.

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by Norm Median on Apr 17, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions

I feel more herpesy just from clicking on this fanshot.

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by groug on Mar 31, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions

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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 31, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs

Now it all makes sense.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 31, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions

awesome

by fwoty oz on Mar 31, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions

she looks like a praying mantis

by superk1ng on Mar 31, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions

I don’t hate Barry Zito

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by SF Pete on Mar 31, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions

Is your name B. Zito?

by chilibean_3 on Mar 31, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions

@BarryZito

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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 31, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m with Pete. It’s absurd for the OP to think everyone here thinks just like each other.
McC is not a sorterninty (fratority?).

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Apr 1, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions

The first time she’s shows up on the big screen at AT&T park, supporting “her man”, I’m booing the hell out of her. Who’s in?

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by Useful_Idiot on Mar 31, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions

I’ll be too busy booing Zito.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 31, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions

she’s not with Barry Zito anymore. She dating some loser named Doug Reinhart. Since I know that, I guess I’m a even bigger loser than he is!

Goodbye Jack Taschner. Now Bochy has to find another reliever to make him look dumb

by rxmeister on Mar 31, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

So you want to tell him who he can date. Next Barney Frank will tell us how much we can make.

by wilriv21 on Mar 31, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry , Pops...

…you can’t make Paris Hilton.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
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by victor frankenstein on Mar 31, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Not sure anyone is saying he can’t date who he wants. We’re just reserving our right to judge.

Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 31, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I could care less about who he's boinking...

THIS is a problem though… (from his Twitter again)

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by PacBellBoozer on Mar 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

I’m not up on all the celebrity gossip. What exactly has she done that pissed people off so much?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Apr 1, 2009 6:33 AM PDT reply actions

be hot and mildly annoying while making shitloads of money doing it

The successful always piss off the unsuccessful.

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by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm jealous

Sounds like a dream job to me.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Apr 1, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions

be ~~hot and mildly~~ annoying ~~while making shitloads of money doing it~~

by chilibean_3 on Apr 1, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions

Also your second sentence is nonsense as it gives her credit for being successful.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 1, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions

She’s famous for being famous. I don’t give a flying rat’s ass about her, but I don’t get why she’s a big deal either.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions

so...

a little insider info here. my friend has hanging out with brian wilson at a party a little while ago and said there was big drama because zito was making out with paris at the party and then another girl in another room at the same party and everyone knew but the two gals. The Pride of the Hilton family found out and caused a scene. my friend said barry didn’t seem to care and they apparently broke up. and thus ends my third degree of separation from this incredibly stupid situation.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Apr 1, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions