Mariners release Tyler Walker

"They also released disappointing reliever Tyler Walker, who never developed into a potential replacement for All-Star closer J.J. Putz."

In other news, I just threw out a month-old burrito, which never developed into a three course gourmet meal.

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I hope he catches on somewhere. I always rooted for T-Dub.

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They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He can be the closer for my fictional baseball team, The SF Crabs, if he’s interested.

by Norm Median on Mar 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The Mariners should be more patient – I think he would thrive in a cooler,more northerly climate.

Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 30, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Once Morrow became a reliever that was probably all for poor Tyler.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Mar 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are there any teams in Nova Scotia?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Mar 30, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Svalbard would be a better fit. It has more polar bears than people.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Mar 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Perhaps they could let him loose on an island.

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by Natto on Mar 30, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good idea...

That’s one way for instant weight loss, unless he wrestles and kills a wild boar for food….MMM, Bacon!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Mar 31, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Those damn burritos, you can never count on them. You have to get the slimmer more athletic tacos if you expect any development.

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Mar 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Who?

Never heard of the guy. Certainly never went to high school with him.

Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat. of pitching prospects.

by multiphasic on Mar 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Why would you throw out that perfectly good burrito? Just because it couldn’t live up to your impossible expectations, it was fulfilling its burrito-ness perfectyl

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs