Open Gameday Thread, 3/30
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT
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PrintMatt Cain's last start of the spring. I'm sure the Giants will score a boatload of runs for him, just to get his hopes up before the season starts.
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so ready for the regular season to start.
getting very bored with the fake games.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
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i was at the Stockton Thunder game last night. They showed the scores on the big screen, cheers when the giants lost 1-0, cheers when the A’s won 7-6 against the Rockies (who are tearing up the spring might I add). When I questioned why all the cheers for things that mean nothing, my wife (the A’s fan) told me to shut up, an excellent retort.
Real baseball soon, please.
This
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Respectfully disagree. ST has worked me into frothy lather for opening day, anything but boring. i would be bored if we had only overpaid geezers hitting below .250- there are a few, but not like recent years. lots of kids I’ve wanted to see, some making serious statements, and holyfuckingpablo. Will be a solid basket case by the time Lincecum takes the mound April 7.
Please Jesus, don't let us be like the Cubs.
by SimpleJaquez on Mar 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
As usual, i agree with you. Damn your sexy logic.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The fact that Renteria isn’t very good doesn’t change the fact that Vizquel isn’t done.
I mean, that’s like if, when the Giants released Todd Benzinger, and then J.R. Phillips sucked, you saying, “Man, I miss Todd Benzinger.”
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Did he strikeout the side?
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Yes. Very suckily I might add.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain = Not Good
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Yeah, but once everyone is doing it he’s just going to stop and start doing something else. He’ll then pretend that bunting wasnever cool he was just being ironic.
just the thought of a bunt brings the corners in and gives the hitter a chance to hit the ball through
Nothing says Opening Day like bunting
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Well, I see you got a new boyfriend
You know, I never seen him before
Well, I saw you making love with him
You forgot to close the garage door
You might think he loves you for your money
But I know what he really loves you for
It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
omg fail
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know the lyrics either. When it comes to old white guys who are great lyricists but can’t really sing, I’m more of a Leonard Cohen man.
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Bob Dylan can sing.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
You may like his voice (as I do with Leonard Cohen!), but neither of them is exactly one of the Three Tenors is all I’m saying.
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No, but Dylan could really sing once. Listen to Like A Rolling Stone – I don’t think anyone could sing that better than him.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Eh. I prefer after 80s Dylan singing to 60s-70s Dylan singing.
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His singing on Infidels is great. But I just love Highway 61 Revisited too much.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Blind Willie McTell and Every Grain of Sand are pretty amazing too.
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IAWTC!!
There is so much more to singing than just sounding like Freddie Mercury or whatever.
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THIS
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddie Mercury is awesome, though.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Actually, he died from bronchial pneumonia.
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Also, he was a Zoroastrian.
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Zoroastrian Fun Facts
They practice “sky burial.” Traditionally, when they die, they leave the bodies atop towers called “Towers of Silence” for them to be consumed by carrion birds.
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Serious Question
Do you have a point? We know Freddy Mercury had AIDS.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
So….what you’re saying is that you’re Freddy Mercury and that’s why you have to tell us?
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Your point is that Freddy Mercury waited to tell the world he had the disease?
Me: FM is awesome.
You: He died from AIDS.
Me: I know.
You: He waited to tell the world he had the disease.
…
What?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
FM named his band Queen. He was gay. He had a chance to get out in front and be a spokesperson. He folded.
This is an example of a conversation I never would’ve had without MCC.
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The man fucking had AIDS. AIDS . Yes, it would have been great if he used his influence to help the cause, but I don’t see how we’re in a position to judge him for not sharing his disease with the entire world.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Didn’t say he wasn’t. I was just trying to think of a popular guy with the sort of singing voice that’s usually called a good singing voice. But Dylan’s delivery, level of emotion, etc is fantastic and some of the best ever imo.
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Behind Robert Plant that is.
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Sure, but you are aware that Zeppelin can come up in every conversation, right?
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What’s your favorite dirigible-related classic rock band?
CRAP YOU’RE RIGHT!
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I heard Robert Plant was actually in another band before he hooked up with Alison Krauss. Anyone know what they were called?
Anyway, my point is that
Wings.
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That and Coverdale/Page, I mean.
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NUH UH THAT WAS PAGE.
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I HEAR IT’S SAME GUY JUST DIFFRNT WIG.
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Nope I’ve seen them in the same place at the same time.
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Well I haven’t personally, but I’ve seen pictures and videos of them in the same place at the same time.
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THEY DIDN’T HAVE SHOPPING BACK THEN.
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I would have posted it here, but there wasn’t room.
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New Dylan free dowload
There is a free MP3 of “Beyond Here Lies Nothin’” at: bobdylan.com
The only catch is it ends tonight (Monday 3-30) at midnight.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Kris Benson
Is his wife still in tow?
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little known fack
he didnt blow his arm out pitching
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
err
facks are a lot like facts, which is also a little know fact.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they the same as farks?
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
matt cain = suck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
As much as I don’t like Bochy, I think if Ozzie Guillen was our manager, I’d go insane.
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, DeWayne Wise was told he’d be the leadoff hitter everyday center fielder over Brian Anderson for the White Sox.
Not that it’s any big secret, but this just reiterates how fond Ozzie Guillen is of Wise and how much he dislikes Anderson. Anderson has been about as productive as Wise this spring, is the better defensive center fielder and is a right-handed hitter, while Wise bats lefty. At the very least, it should be a true platoon, with Anderson starting against lefties. Anyway, it seems pretty unlikely that Wise, who has an astoundingly awful .254 OBP in 468 at-bats as a major leaguer, will last as a regular leadoff hitter. He’s a barely adequate fifth outfielder.
I for one, am offended and would not sign it.
Rowand should be cleansed by fire.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
How are the announcers?…
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There are a few non-Giants announcers I like. There have also been some Giants announcers I have no tliked.
Surely you’re not talking about Dennis Higgins, Joe Angel, or F.P. Santangelo.
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I only like the announcers for the three teams I follow (Giants, Red Sox and A’s, in that order). What can I say? I’m an Elitist.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
A’s announcers? really?
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Meh…tv announcers are kinda annoying, but I’m pretty meh about their radio announcers. I can tolerate them, though.
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Jerry Remy = sorta annoying.
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I can see how he’s kinda annoying.
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Remm Dawg? Really?
I only watched NESN for Hazel mae
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, really.
And I kinda found Hazel Mae (and her replacement, Heidi Watney) to be annoying.
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
DON Orsillo is cool. And I guess only Sox fans don’t find Remy annoying.
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Taylor Teagarden = awesome name
Andruw Jones, Kris Benson = not awesome, don’t know how to spell their own names.
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At the Berkeley Bowl (local grocery store, crazy amounts of produce and bulk foods) there’s a cashier named “Xhris.”
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There should be Opening Day games today. This is bullshit. That is all.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
i look forward to the raging 24 hour flu im going to have on opening day, cough cough
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It sure is catchy through the intertubes
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind seeing the A’s Cahill (sp?) pitch. Does anyone know if he goes Thu, Fri?
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
That is the correct spelling of Cahill. And I think he pitched 2-3 days ago so there is a chance he goes Thursday or Friday.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just logged on.
What’d I miss so far?
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
It’s your fault Matt Cain sux
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
sniff I’m going to hide in a corner and cry now.
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
formatting fail
that should be this: /sniff
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"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT CAIN CANT WIN WHEN IT COUNTS DAMMIT WE NEED THIS GAME!!!!
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Notice how I mix the usual Cain idiocy with a dose of baybear there.
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That’s just mean
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Making out with batters? Well, then, I was a GREAT pitcher in high school.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
"He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour. "
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo off the wall 2B!
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
"6 HRs leads the Giants"
I’m thinking more like august.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Vizquel reminds me
Did Ray Durham ever get signed by anyone?
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He wanted to know if I had any odd jobs for him.
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I hired Durham to drink a fifth of whiskey, go pull a tooth from the alligitor in the basement, and fuck my friend’s grandma that lives in the other room. He drank the fifth and went down to the basement, and 10 minutes later he came back up and said “So where’s the lady with the tooth?”
True story.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt SucKKKKKs
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Kris BensLOLn
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Dammit. Please don’t make the team, Uribe.
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This
We have a fat enough team
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone hacked Chris’ computer.
/yeah, right.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
YOU ARE THE COMPUTER!
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of hack, there is supposed to be some malware/virus to be launch across the internet on April 1st.
I HEAR THEY HAVE EXCELLENT BASEBALL DISCUSSION AND ANALYSIS AT THAT WEBSITE, PLUS REPLICA ROLEX LONELY CHEATING WIVES.
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Oooooo-Reeee-Bay
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unfortunate
I was hoping Uribe wouldn’t make the team, but crap like that might seal the deal.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
ooooh ribbies
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by The Gene Hackman on Mar 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Off to the incinerator with you computer
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Is his arm attached in this photo?
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How many years ago was this?
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I do not like the government controlling business. I do not want the government controllng business. Let automakers file bankruptcy.
ic wilriv is bored with the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
+1
reorganize your bussiness structure and come back when you run leaner.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to poop. I want government officials to poop. Let the automakers deduct their poop from their income taxes.
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What makes you think they don’t already? I’m kinda happy with the gov. officials, Gov Arnold finally sent me my state refund. So all is good.
I never get refunds from the state.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 30, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Refunds on state income taxes paid during the year. I guess we could move to one of those crazy states w/o income tax.
Have fun in Alaska!
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I guess you spend that money on winter clothes, snow tires and heating costs …instead of income taxes.
Not to mention groceries...
…especially if you like fresh fruit and/or vegetables.
Anyway, my point is that
Men outnumber women in Alaska by the largest margin of any state. Apparently, Alaskan women have a saying: “the odds are good but the goods are odd.” So, if you’re in the market and have low standards…
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This year I started getting paid from two different sources (ie two separate pay checks) I didn’t change my W4 deductions and now I owe taxes…bastards
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at least Cain hasn’t given up many HR’s this ST
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Mar 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
WHY DIDN’T WE GET SMOAK ON THE WATER???
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
because we drafted a SS closer.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
No
he can actually hit. Fellas that can’t hit and have pitched in the past are candidates to toe the rubber. McBryde and Crawford may never hit enough to play MLB however they can also pitch
It seems slightly crazy to conclude at this point that Crawford can’t hit in the majors but can pitch in the majors. Looking at his UCLA bio, it looks as though he didn’t pitch until 2008 and then only a few games.
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Nasty Nate
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A: He doesn’t
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
HE DID IT @ CHABOT! WTF R U THINKIN GINAT BRASS?
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you want to hear what the Rangers fans hear every game? to learn about the culture of Arlington?
“Mamby pamby” is a funny phrase.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain SucKKKKKKKKs
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It’s only a big deal when Tim does it.
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
When I think of things that are “So smooth”, I always think of Yacht Rock.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I'M ON A BOAT
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
BOATS N' HOES
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU GUYS BENJI'S ONLY HITTING .236
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Steve Holm!
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Pedro Feliz!
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yamid Haad.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Bocock joke
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i c wut u did there
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, nothing happened when I pressed it
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Mar 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice—that really does look like Schulman!
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
That’s the look he gives after he reads all the comments under his blogs
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by SoFa King Mike on Mar 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ZITO’S POOPIN
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I think this may be my new favorite gameday photo
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I personally like this one.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is that!? And was one of his parents a yeti and the other a leprechaun?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You’d think they’d have the budget to take a couple photos. Or maybe it’s worse: maybe these were the best they could get.
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Or else I’m sure these were digital. Not like they could just hit delete and take another one.
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Nah, MLB is very tradition concious...
…and those glass plates are expensive.
Anyway, my point is that
Gameday gave Hinshaw a missed catch error on a pickoff attempt.
Typographical error or weird rundown?
Anyway, my point is that
Throwing error. Mistook the stands for Ishii
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by Little Napoleon on Mar 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
REE
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
PROPOSED BENCH
Rich Aurilia
Eliezar Alfonzo
Juan Uribe
Scott McClain
Dave Roberts
Cody Ransom (trade Lincecum for him)
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FYI
if you live or are near DC anytime soon I suggest stopping by. The cherry blossoms are spectacular
Minor White > Ansel Adams
Thank god for mlb.com Gameday. Without it, I wouldn’t know that Delta was the official airline of the New York Yankees, and my life would be incomplete.
(I accidentally posted this comment to the Angel Villalona projection thread. Hooray for massive fails!)
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LEWIS!!!
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by Little Napoleon on Mar 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
I really want this to happen in the middle of a home run call
by williams.rutherford on Mar 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS
DID YOU FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE?
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There was a small East Bay earthquake in the middle of a gameday thread last year. That was fun.
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I remember
It was centered in my area.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was skimming
and read this as “It was centered in my ass.”
I can’t stop laughing and my co-worker thinks I’m really, really weird now.
by paboperfecto on Mar 31, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
You may be thinking about jcb9. His ass is like a magician’s tophat.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 31, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course, that isn’t to say that I haven’t had a few earthquakes centered in my ass. I did have food poisoning last week afterall…
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 31, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Lafayette? that one? Sorry I caused that earthquake.
I dropped my penis on the ground.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You're doing it wrong
You’re supposed to say “Did the earth move for you too?”
Anyway, my point is that
That goes without saying….or editing.
You can just assume that whenever you read any of my posts.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus gonna be here, gonna be here soon…
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
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Smoak for the lead
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Medders shaved an took a gameday photo with a Giants cap on. He no longer looks like Brandon Webb’s twin.
Just curious, when would be a good time to suck?
by LinceCainGarnerSon on Mar 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd have to ask whoever "she" is.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That for one.
I was thinking the first week of ST was a much better time to suck than the last week.
Anyway, my point is that
Just another day for the SoG
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Hmm
gameday shows Medders pitching to Velez
Odd.
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Cain doesn’t get the loss today. Things are looking up!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
MORE LIKE A WHINER
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IF YOU WERE IN A HURRY YOU’D MAKE IT SNAPPY
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I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A SNAPFISH, BUT YOU COULD BE ONE
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Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX, YOU GIVE THE LADIES THE SNAP
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So what made this even start groug?
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Yes, in retrospect that is a missed opportunity
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Bo "Rickey" Vaughn in to pitch
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Man, Netflix recommendations are weird sometimes
Because we liked Pan’s Labyrinth and Beautiful Creatures, it thinks we’ll like Terms of Endearment.
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