MANNY SIGNS WITH DODGERS
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Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 3, 2009 6:10 PM PST reply actions
Swooping
2nd?
Subpoena Hank Aaron: Drag his butt before congress and let him state, under penalty of perjury, that he never took amphetamines.
I'll take the over
Wanna bet an autographed Stan Javier card?!?!?!
Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.
ISWYDT
It’s still an era of lowered expectations.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
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by Natto on Mar 3, 2009 6:20 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
I just recommended it.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 4, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions
LOLZMG WAHT NEXST WIT HOUT MENNY DOGERS GOTA B FAVWRITE WINER 4 TEH WEST SO CMON SABES N GET BONDS IN A CONTRACK 4 TEH FANZ LOLZZZ!!111
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
tRADE cASH 4 mANNY
sPARE nO eXPENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
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I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
I HATE YAHOO
You know what? This user has been doing this for a year, so he isn’t a Yahoo! referral. But keep up the positive attitude about changes to the site. I’ll make sure and clear any further changes with you.
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 4, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
All I did was check his profile. He’s not a regular contributor but he’s been around for a while. Everyone’s too on edge because of this Yahoo thing, and I’ve only come across one person so far that I’m worried about.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
You poor, misguided bastards.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Concert hall!
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 4, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
That guy’s a loose cannon. One day he’s going to come in here and shoot up the place.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
Really, it’s boosted traffic by, like, 3%. The waves of unwashed simpletons have crashed on the shores yet.
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 4, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Holy Jeebus!
I too saw that the user had been here a while before I even posted the reply. Just as the “gun to the temple” comment was more than a little extreme, the yahoo comment was nothing more than a harmless jab and I’m sorry if you or others took offense.
All that being said, I’ll be more than welcome to review any changes to the site as you see fit!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Mar 4, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
By catching me in a piss-ass mood, you are a proud recipient of a “Grant-mouthing-off”-award, which are given to non-giantsrainmen about once every six months. Congrats!
I just figured you’d be more sensitive than others since you had a friend who was assualted here by internerds.
by Grant Brisbee on Mar 4, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
piss-ass mood
butt pee mood?
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 4, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
That would be ass-piss.
This is more like pee-butt. Completely different.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
ESPN has now said there is no deal as of yet. We still have a chance!! Brian Sabean is still kicking the tires!!
Brian Sabean's our GM: Not exactly the "silver bullet that's going to save the day"
OMGWTFLOLZ!!111 KNOW GINATS GONA HAVE MENNY N BONS ON TEH SAEM OUFIELD TAHTS HOW SUM SPEDSHEAT BABBY CAN RUN SUM DINGERSEX N TAKE TEH WEST LOLZ!!!111
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
My false fanshot came before your post!!!!!
8:32pm: Will Selva, the anchor on staff for ESPNews, says Rojas’ report is “false.”
Proud father of Eric Surkamp!!!
Does it come in "Dumb" as well?
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Yeah, chief.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
Whatever you say, slugger.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry, slick.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
Cool it, guys.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
Quiet, homes.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Settle, people.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Chuck you, Farley.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
No way, Jose.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
Smooth move , Ex – Lax.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 3, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
Laugh it up, fuzzball
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Verb you, noun.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 3, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
Get up, Rocky.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 3, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
All right there, Sparky?
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Mar 3, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
Grab some pine, meat.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 4, 2009 12:41 AM PST up reply actions
Ease off there, spanker.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
whoa there, big fellah
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 4, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Briants Gass?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
Bryant Young?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 3, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
Forever Yang (Yang).
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
DONT SLEPP TILL MANNY!!!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
I BEAT A BORAS DOWN WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Funky Boras
Funky Boras Funky Boras Funky Boras Funky Boras Funky Boras Funky Boras
Get off my back.
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
Anagram of "Giants brass"
GRABS STAINS
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 3, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
According to the Los Angeles Daily News, Manny Ramirez is on his way to Los Angeles for a face-to-face meeting with Dodgers brass on Wednesday.
DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS DODGERS BRASS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh, I wouldn't say that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I AM SWOOPING VIGOROUSLY RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 3, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
Eeewweweeewwweww!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 3, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
With a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people in this area.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Did you know that “Dinah – Moe Humm” , for some ungodly reason , is included in many karaoke catalogs? I mean , it’s not like it was a Top 40 staple or nothin’. The shock value is priceless…
“Did he say ‘cum’? Why isn’t he looking at the TV?”
Because that nugget’s been in my head for thirty five years , ya barflies…“Buns up!”
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 4, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Some karaoke catalogs are VERY extensive. I did Dead Kennedys’ “Too Drunk To Fuck” once.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 4, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
there's still time!
get down to LA and swoop!
by FluLikeSymptoms on Mar 3, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
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Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 3, 2009 9:44 PM PST reply actions
8175
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
+3/4
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 4, 2009 12:40 AM PST up reply actions
lol!
it has GLASSES!
"They can trade me," Bonds said. "I don't think they will, though. It's not like I want to be traded, man. I'm a Giant. I'm stuck here till the end."
…and a tie. Not a bow tie though. Nicely done RCF.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Thanks
The first version did have a bow tie (and Larry Baer hair), but then I figured with all the attention he gets, GIANTS BRASS!!!1 should be another, higher-ranking member of the front office.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 4, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Larry looks pissed off in the picture.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wouldn’t you be pissed off if a tuba was promoted over you!?
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
Nah, the sousaphone has a forward facing bell and is larger with more tubing. That guy has four valves, so it looks like a standard concert tuba to me. Sousaphones are usually used for marching music, because they are easier to carry. They wrap around the body. Musically the sousaphone and the tuba are the same.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 4, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
My image didn't work
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 4, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
He probably lives here.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 4, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
I used to date a girl who played the french horn.
Nice girl, except that every time we kissed, she put her fist up my ass.
Ba DUM pum, psshhhh!
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
So… could I have her number?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 4, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
Q: What’s a wind player’s preferred method of birth control?
A: Pulling out
(an old lame music joke on how to tune your horn. You pull out the mouthpiece on a woodwind or the slide on a brass if you’re too sharp)
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 4, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
Which is funny, because pulling out is what you do if you're NOT too sharp.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
I thought wind players’ preferred method of birth control was admitting they’re wind players.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
I dated the sousaphone players in high school. And one guy from the drumline, but he was a weiner.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 5, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
epic
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 4, 2009 8:11 AM PST up reply actions
win
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 4, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
can we nominate this now
for the next McCC awards?
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
A+
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
I was piloting a roflcopter there
That’s fucking amazing. How did you make it look so clean?
Kinda sums up MCC as a whole.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
My favorite GIS result for "filler"
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
If she’s not careful, she’ll get a yeast infection.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
I’d like to butter those on up and dip them in oil.
The bread.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
There’s a “buns” joke in there somewhere, but I’m not seeing it.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 4, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
you so punny
by microwave donut on Mar 4, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Is something rising?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
What a cougar
She’s got the eye of the kaiser!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 4, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
I love your rye humor.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 4, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
D’ough!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
You know where dill bread comes from?
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Mar 4, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
Ours.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 4, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
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