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New Adopted Giants FanPost: Organizationalizing

Alright, so I think this is the time to do this.  We're still bored with Spring Training, know mostly who is going to make the roster, and have a lot of new players to adopt.

This will be a draft, perhaps over many days, that is going to be organized by comments.  I know this may anger some people, but I remember in the last draft we had we had plenty of Giants taken by people who came, left, and hardly came back.  This way, we know there is some sort of loyalty of the poster to his son.  Who knows how John Bowker would have done with the full support of The Agent of Matt Herges?

If you have any better ideas then please post them in this thread.  Otherwise, I'm putting this out as a "I want to adopt a Giant!" FanPost, and posting in this thread saying "I'm in" or "+1ing" someone who says this will get you in the draft.  Then I'll get the draft order ready, and either make a fanpost for the draft or contact individual members through e-mail to make their picks.

So after saying that, I'm in. 

EDIT: Also, this post will stay open until at least Tuesday next week to ad your name into the draft.

EDIT 2: Qualifications to keep your previous adoptee.

- Active since December 1, 2008.
- More than ~1000 comments. (changed from 2000)
- Some sort of evidence of support for adoptee. (Signature, posts about it, etc.)

Please link to support in your post if it's not in your signature.  This is what I've figured out so far, as of 7:15 Saturday night.

This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.

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I'm in

I can’t wait to adopt Brian Bocock!

Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.

by Gabafnerhagen on Mar 28, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in. I’m gunning for the shortest Giant in the ORG.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Mar 28, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in.

I’m wondering if there should be some option to retain your old adoptee. It doesn’t really affect me since Hennessey isn’t a Giant anymore but for other posters it’s an idea to throw out there. I like the idea of the draft order going by comments though.

Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 28, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This was bantered about but I’m not sure, maybe some of the people who just lurk and hardly post only post to keep their player and then lurk again. Nothing against lurkers, but this is about protecting your player against criticism as well.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Mar 28, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Allowed, but you’re probably going to get a really low draft spot, so start researching your favourite Rookie league player.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Erhm…um….well….

Yes right now I’m #1 but there are many with more posts than I, and I’ll drop once they are in.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

Let’s do it

When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 28, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes sir!

Proud father of Eric Surkamp!!!

by The Thrill on Mar 28, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in

I better get to posting over the weekend. I bet I can add on 200 comments.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 28, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in

This is about adopting players, right?

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Mar 28, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Clarification

That is, I wish to keep Sergio Romo. Make it so, Number One.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Mar 29, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m trying to find the adoptees in the sigs but I miss some.

Romo is off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will I even get a chance to adopt? If not can we assign a draft order for new draftees in June(?)?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Mar 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never adopted a Giant before!

So I’m in too, as long as I don’t get stuck with Zito.

And if I make a few thousand “comments” between now and the draft, then I can get someone good, right?

by neurofarm on Mar 28, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in!

What kind of spot does the 2008 runner up to best newcomer get?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Mar 28, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Right behind me, Ms. SECOND PLACE

:p

Just kidding, CoC.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.

by thehavenot on Mar 28, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is all silly and fun, but

I’m in, and I’d prefer to just keep Thomas Neal. I believe I’ve more than done a superb job of being a loyal Neal supporter. He shouldn’t be up for grabs, unless I don’t want him anymore. I’m more than willing to forego what I believe would be a pretty good draft position just to keep my guy.

With that said, I think that if current “adopted parents” wish to keep their adoptees, they should stay their preference as I have, and that should be respected by others in this draft.

Obviously, if The Agent of Matt Herges has fallen down on the job, that shouldn’t jeopardize the status of those that haven’t.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Mar 28, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Opinions here? I’m open to other’s opinions. I’m just not sure how we can draw a line between supporting and not supporting.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. I don’t blame you. I don’t think there’s an easy way to do this whole adoption thing to ensure max support and organization, but I suppose a draft is as good as any, though seemingly a lot more work than just a free for all.

Thanks for organizing it, by the way.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Mar 28, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye more work but then we won’t end up with some adoptions.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I truly understand what you’re saying. You’re a big member in this community. Give me any ideas.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

at about 300 lbs, I’m a big member of every community I’m a part of. But seriously…

I think where I’d start is going over the list of known adoptions and asking those folks that meet certain criteria if they want to keep their guys. The criteria I’d use is: frequency of participation and total participation and open support. If a member hasn’t had any site activity in awhile, say 3 months (or Jan 1, 2009, etc), then he doesn’t meet the first cutoff. If they don’t have at least, e.g. 3000 comments, then they don’t meet the cutoff. If their adoptee isn’t mentioned in their signature, then they don’t meet the cutoff.

If the previous parents want to keep their guy, they lose draft status and get to keep their guy (people like me). If they want a new guy, they go into the draft as you’ve set it up.

For those who’s player has left the org (like Agent Jack or Ray Durham, etc), that member should be treated as those who want a new player.

After that, as I said, your draft idea seems good.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Mar 28, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh heh.... "big member" .... heh heh

Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Mar 28, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

etc etc.

Though I think 3k is a bit of a high threshold. I have ~1000 comments here over the last year, and I think I’ve been fairly active. However there should be some sort of benchmark.

by Viliphied on Mar 28, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. i’m not saying it should be or shouldn’t be 3k. I don’t know what it should be, that was just a number to throw out there as an example of what I’m talking about.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Mar 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

3000 comments might be a high threshold. But I think that currently active members with a favorite adoptee should be able to keep them.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Mar 28, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright. Let’s go with this…

- Active since December 1, 2008.
- More than 2000 comments.
- Some sort of evidence of support for adoptee. (Signature, posts about it, etc.)

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment included makes just 1,988 for me.

Do I need to start stuffing the ballot boxes with “+1s”?

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Mar 28, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Posts are included, so you’re actually at 2003. Exceptions can be made maybe, but that’s the point that I didn’t want to go for.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is 2000 too much? 1000? 1500?

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like 1500, because then I’m in.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 28, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fif

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

teen

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hun

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

dred

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A two parent household is statistically proven to be the absolute ideal environment to raise children

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Mar 28, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually sort of thinking long the same lines…. Contrary to popular belief there actually are one or two grrrrrls here. So a player could have an adopta-mom and an adopta-dad, but then again, this is SF so maybe Steve Holm could have 2 daddies. Nevermind this is complicated enough!

I do think people who have adopted players in the past and have gone so far as to sponsor their son’s baseball-reference.com page should get to keep their players.

I personally have no desire to adopt a player this summer.

by Merope on Mar 28, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of the Ishikawa deal, Andy from DC and I worked out two and a half weeks ago.

I honestly don’t know why we all shouldn’t just claim the adopted Giant we want. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t all just gather round Tim-el. We’d get at least the 40-man + top 30 or so prospects.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 28, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s pretty simple, then you’re punished if you don’t happen to be around when the claiming begins.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Mar 29, 2009 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you mind sharing your adoptive son?

Would 3 parents be too many?

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Mar 31, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, didn’t see this for a while. Pucetas not going well fer ya? Let me check with Andy.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 31, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Still like Pucetas very much, but I’ve been following Ishikawa since we drafted him, and been a supporter since he hit 6 HR in instruction league, and especially so after seeing him blast one out in San Jose.

I would have tried for parenthood for him in the first draft had I been aware, but at that time I think I was wallowing in pity after getting laid off and missed it. By the time I was aware that there had been a draft, the only prospect I liked who was available was Pucetas.

So I still like Pucetas, I just like others more…

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 1, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually tell us why you deserve an Ishikawa?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 31, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I got reprimanded by a moderator because someone here had the nerve to say that TI should just be DFAed after starting slowly in A-ball, about 4-5 years ago. Let’s just say the other guy didn’t play nice (he tried to put me down using my dead father just because my father died when I was young) and I decided to not put up with it and fought back. So I’ve been attacked because of my support of Ishikawa.

I’ve been writing in my blog about how Dodd Stadium has been screwing up his (and other power hitters) power numbers in AA for years now. I defended his status as a prospect because of this.

Some people here have been accusing me of being in love with Ishikawa for years now, just because I’ve been defending his prospect-hood for the past 2-3 years. And to be clear, I didn’t know how good he might become, but felt that Dodd was masking how well he did in AA, which was as good as he did in San Jose, and thus, he should still be considered a prospect, if for no reason other than we had so few position prospects, we shouldn’t throw one under the bus just because of Dodd (luckily that team is moving to Richmond in 2010 most probably).

Here is a list of the posts I’ve written on him: http://obsessivegiantscompulsive.blogspot.com/search/label/Travis%20Ishikawa

I also wrote on him at my old blog, Biased Giants Fanatic, but there’s no easy way to get to the articles, other than searching my old blog.

Is that good enough? And will WalrusMan allow this?

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 1, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope...not allowed

You can have Ryan Klesko though. He’s full of vet savvy!

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 1, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know..I’m up for everything but I don’t really think having people smother the kid is the best idea. Two parents I can see in some cases as, well, that’s real. But ultimately I think it’s not really up to me.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 1, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on!

After they had a movie about how this couple had 4 Christmas parties to make for their parents, multi-parents are the rage! :^D

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 1, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Thanks for being open to it

Kennv? AndyinDC?

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 1, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

since we are getting nothing from Andy right now, why don’t you just be a godfather? Take another boy in the draft, but don’t abandon your long love Ishikawa. I mean, heck, you have 4 people in your sig. now. Why not add another?

Just because we are not the adopted McC-parents of a player doesn’t mean we still aren’t obsessive fans.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 1, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heck, you're right, I'll take Godfather

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Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 1, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this just a Brando impersonation, or some sort of death threat. I know it’s traditional for a godparent to assume custody in the case of parental death, but…

please don’t kill me.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Apr 1, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooo intrigue!

But yes, it’s a Brando impersonation.

Thanks for the laugh!!!

And, um, if you happen to get a delivery of the head of the dead horse, just tell them to return to sender…

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 2, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Still like Pucetas, but I’ve been following Ishikawa since we drafted him, and been a supporter since he hit 6 HR in instruction league, and especially so after seeing him blast one out in San Jose.

I would have fought for parenthood for him in the first draft had I been aware, but at that time I think I was wallowing in pity after getting laid off and missed it. By the time I was aware that there had been a draft, the only prospect I liked who was available was Pucetas.

So I still like Pucetas, I just like others more…

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 1, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The software got hinky on me while trying to post to the above, and put this here...

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Apr 1, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas Neal off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm contemplating this

I’ve never been interested in adopting a Giant. I think, though, that I would like to give it a try. You guys know that I will be around to support him.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.

by thehavenot on Mar 28, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in! (I think I have about 5 comments to my name, but you’ve got to start somewhere)

by Louis XVI on Mar 28, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Weren’t you the last monarch in France, and the only one executed? Tough crowd, dude.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Mar 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_xvi

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Mar 29, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Napoléon III…holds the unusual distinction of being both the first titular president and the last monarch of France.

Bam!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!

by groug on Mar 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahhahaa

You said “titular”

Like…. tit-u-lar

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Mar 29, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to participate in your draft.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」

by Zetsuboushita on Mar 28, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

chea

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Mar 28, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Comment #10 , 600

Am I elitist yet?

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 28, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in

and I will be around for gameday threads and such

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Mar 28, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I am hoping to be able to draft RJ, since I tried to adopt6 him when he first signed

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Mar 28, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money talks.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 28, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this format, i doubt I’ll get him, especially if you keep him. I posted on wanting to adopt him when he first signed, but decided to wait when the annual adoptionathon was mentioned.

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Mar 28, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

I actually looked around before I just , well , Unitnapped him…guess I should have been more painstaking.

TakeYourGiantUnitNGo!

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 28, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s between you two, but I’m leaning toward Speedforthewin taking Randy Johnson off the board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would certainly like to, but how would qualifications effect this? I don’t think i meet the comment criteria laid out above, but this is not a retaining situation so much.

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Mar 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m leaning toward Speedforthewin taking Randy Johnson off the board.

Well , if you’re going to assume control you better do more than lean.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I changed it to ~1000, you and Vic both qualify, so I’m not sure how you want to work it out, either one of you can keep him or he can be drafted.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually looked around before I just , well , Unitnapped him…guess I should have been more painstaking.

TakeYourGiantUnitNGo!

Go with that.
Are we done now?

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Kramer

Done.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds good, thank you

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only way a 5' 10" can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on Mar 29, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

test

go.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on Mar 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson off the draft board. Todd Jennings, on.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

I’m hoping to keep co-sharing TI, but I can be flexible.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Mar 28, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Together we meet the Qualifications to retain guardianship.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you see that obsessivegiantscompulsive wants in on the Ishi? What do you think? See his post above.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 31, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl

by j14 on Mar 28, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in

can’t wait for my own little career AAAer :)

...Like a boss.

by Sammy Danger on Mar 28, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I like your sig, BTW.

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Mar 28, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Incredibad is my frontrunner for AotY 2009, above even Merriweather Post Pavillion.

...Like a boss.

by Sammy Danger on Mar 28, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like the album, though admittedly it may be the weirdest album I have ever heard

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Mar 28, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait do we get to keep our adoptees if we don’t want to change? I like Manny.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 28, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You have enough comments that you probably won’t have much trouble keeping him.

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by groug on Mar 28, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we all doing a draft and throwing everybody into the pool is what I mean.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 28, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people want to keep theirs, in my original post I edited in the conditions to keep your adoptee. I believe you qualify.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Burriss off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im in

Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.

by CB30 on Mar 28, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Mar 28, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

in

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by Natto on Mar 28, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

  1. pick I’d say.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Hammond is my adoptee, but I don’t really mind if I lose him.

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by Natto on Mar 28, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hammond or new draft?

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New

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by Natto on Mar 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t meet any of the criteria

In

by timmeh on Mar 28, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

In, if I’m eligible.

by Sabertooth on Mar 28, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd hate to lose my grip on my Big Unit by not making it official , so...

I’m TakingAGiantSwoopingStepIn.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 28, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ignore that.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

Just passsed my two year anniversary here, just not real chatty

by igotnothing on Mar 28, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

..self-explanatory

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Mar 29, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

and depending on If Richie makes the team I might want to keep him

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Mar 28, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The draft will be earlier than the decision.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta pick before the draft whether you keep Richie or not, you qualify to keep your member.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I keep my member

if you knowwhatImean

ummm.. tough choice – Richie is a long time fave but even if he makes the team this year he might not be around much longer. What’s the rule if he’s out after the season – how would I get a new baby?

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by wjackalope on Mar 29, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure whether this would be a yearly thing or not, so you’d either be able to enter the draft or just have to pick someone who’s unadopted

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if he gets traded

I would get the guy he is traded for?

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by wjackalope on Mar 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would have the first dibs on the guy he’s traded for. If you don’t want him, you’d have to pick one of the orphans.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright alright I'll keep him

how can I let Richie go? I’ve been a loyal supporter for so long, there’s no way I can stop now. Take him off the draft board and crank up the No Sleep till Brooklyn

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by wjackalope on Mar 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want in.

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by jcb9 on Mar 28, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in

As a first time adopter, I don’t care if I’m near the bottom. Any future adoptee should expect my full support in as many gameday threads as I can partake.

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I've invested a lot in my son...

…so all things being equal I’d like to keep him.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Mar 28, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Noonan off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

In as well.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Walrus, have you given any consideration to BA Ref sponsorship of a player and how that will affect this?

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 28, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This can be a part of the support area.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 28, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping Affeldt?

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

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Wronghanded Affeldt doing it right

by Giant among Angels on Mar 29, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in. Not that there will be anyone left by the time you get to me.

by MonkeyChow on Mar 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You can have Zito.

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by can of corn on Mar 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSS!!!! You’re all gonna be jealous when he breaks out and…

Forget it.

by MonkeyChow on Mar 29, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Zito is still technically mine until the draft. Also, I think he’ll do beautifully this season especially since he is sans the gf.

Also, what are my chances of keeping Senor Zito? I’ll be cool with fighting chance for him but it doesn’t hurt to ask does it? ;)

by giantscatcher on Mar 29, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing as you have 900 more comments than me, you shouldn’t be that worried.

by MonkeyChow on Mar 30, 2009 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in, but I don’t really wanna lose Wendell…

:(

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Mar 28, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wendell Fairley off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in

I’m going to cry if I lose Cain D:

Okay, not really. But my sig!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Mar 28, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wait, I guess I qualify to keep him. :D? :D?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Mar 28, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if you’d like some proof of my support of my boy beyond my sig, look no further than this fanshot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Mar 28, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so confused about the whole thing. I swear I’m not this retarded. I just don’t understand what we’re doing here.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 28, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no clue either.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Mar 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well , there you go.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 29, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

There will be a draft of all the players in the Giants system. The draft order will be based on who has the most comments. However, if you meet the following criteria, you can keep your current adoptee, thus removing him from the draft.:

- Active since December 1, 2008.
- More than 2000 comments.
- Some sort of evidence of support for adoptee. (Signature, posts about it, etc.)

So, for example, in your case you meet all the criteria so you can keep Manny if you want and no one else can draft him. Or, if you’d prefer to throw him back in the pool, you’ll have a pretty high draft spot since you’re one of the more regular commenters.

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by marcello on Mar 29, 2009 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh so it’s a keeper draft.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 29, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by marcello on Mar 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

/bawls uncontrollably

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Mar 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

Jesse English: He is BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!

by gianator on Mar 28, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Keeping Peguero, if it is okay with y’all?

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Mar 28, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

not 2000 posts though, but 2000 posts seems a rather high bar.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Mar 28, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francisco Peguero off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are such dorks.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 28, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, I have Greg Papa? I’m in.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 28, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I have first pick.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 28, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I take…uh…dammit, there’s a lot of pressure…uh…Greg Papa!

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 28, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

signability

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 28, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the Brian Bullington of adoptees.

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by groug on Mar 28, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I really can’t figure out how the Pirates have managed to put together 16 consecutive losing seasons. They’re such a smart, well-run organization!

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by jcb9 on Mar 28, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

5900 comments?

puss

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Mar 29, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so we’ve cleared up the “keeps” rule. Now how’s the draft order gonna go?

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by can of corn on Mar 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It’ll be in order of Posts+Comments. Once draft day comes I’ll tabulate it up.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

if we don’t get the gigante we wanted, can we get first dibs on the June draft? Are we going with the traditional family option= possible ma and pa kettle?

by timmeh on Mar 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking we should just do one parent unless there’s something worked out a la Ishikawa.

Perhaps we should do this as a yearly thing, with the new draftees not having any parents until the next adoption phase. Then we wouldn’t have millions of “I CLAIM HIM” posts.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really, if you have several who want to CLAIM HIM. Then use the post count or whatever you chose for the criteria for the initial drafters. I would think most that have an intense interest in the draft already have adopted.

by timmeh on Mar 30, 2009 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This give me time to inanely babble during game threads to get my count up.

by timmeh on Mar 30, 2009 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

“this will” see got another post

by timmeh on Mar 30, 2009 4:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The other thing you could do in the draft is let people pick “open options”. It could be like a priority waiting list “Open option #1” would have right of first refusal to the next player signed/drafted (traded players adopters still have first right to what said player brings back). If the poster declines to take that player, he/she goes to the bottom of the waiting list and “Option #2” has the option.

It has kind of a fun “What’s behind door #2” aspect and would provide some order to the “I claim him!” chaos.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Mar 30, 2009 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

in!

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Mar 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

And

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

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Heh, reply fail.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

in there

like swimwear

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Mar 28, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Only

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

115

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

114

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

More

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Going

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Down

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So yeah, I’m in.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-year lurker here

but I’d love to adopt a Giant.

I’m in.

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by samlet on Mar 28, 2009 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Luis Figueroa out of org....

Last seen on Team Mexico in the Caribbean Series
Im in

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Mar 29, 2009 12:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm in

Sad to lose my adopted son though.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 29, 2009 1:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Henry Sosa off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! I like this system.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 29, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

I’m not eligible and yet, I’ve had Madison Bumgarner from the moment he was drafted.

I’ve also had Jackson Williams from the moment he was drafted but, like herpes, we don’t talk about that.

Tyler Walker, my son, it's time you left the nest. No seriously. Go.

by multiphasic on Mar 29, 2009 1:58 AM PDT reply actions  

multi, you’ll have to pick one and link to where you adopted him to keep one of them.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there was my Angelina Jolie phase...

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2007/6/7/154748/6319#1197492

Okay, so not the moment he was drafted, and there was wheedling involved. But still, like half an hour later I’d adopted Jackson Williams as well. It’s more fun if its someone I have to actually defend instead of, say, the best prospect in our system, so I wouldn’t exactly be miserable if the rulemakers decide not to forgive my 197 post deficit and instead move him to a less slutty home. I’m 110% sure I could get Jackson Williams back in the draft…

Anyway, just for funsies, I found this when I searched “bumgarner multiphasic draft.”

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/EID/vol6no5/pdf/v6n5.pdf

Tyler Walker, my son, it's time you left the nest. No seriously. Go.

by multiphasic on Mar 29, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be clearer....

I’d keep Bumgarner if I can. If I can’t, I’ll live.

But look, I made him a brand new signature.

Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat. of pitching prospects.

by multiphasic on Mar 29, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Spacebat link is awesome.

by neurofarm on Mar 29, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner is off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

No one else touches King, or you’re going to have a seat with Mr. Hanson.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Mar 29, 2009 2:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Aaron King off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

Proud owner of the most boring Username! Alex Hinshaw: Now showing in a bullpen near you!

by GiantFan on Mar 29, 2009 2:30 AM PDT reply actions  

So in

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by marcello on Mar 29, 2009 4:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Are you keeping David Quinowski?

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I’ll throw him back in the pool. He’ll be there when I draft anyways (probably) so I can get him back, but I wouldn’t mind getting a player who, you know, actually plays.

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by marcello on Mar 29, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

in....

http://gregsconnecticutdefenders.blogspot.com

by greg8370 on Mar 29, 2009 7:30 AM PDT reply actions  

All in!

I want to keep my my adoptee. I’m nothing without Jesus.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Mar 29, 2009 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Guzman off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I once tried to adopt Crazy Crab. If he’s up in the draft, I’d still like him.

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by can of corn on Mar 29, 2009 8:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone tied with the team is adoptable. There were managers, bullpen catchers, owners, and announcers adopted last time.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool beans! I suppose I gotta wait for the draft itself, then, eh?

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by can of corn on Mar 29, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about new commenters? Adoptable?

by chilibean_3 on Mar 30, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess someone has to mentor the Yahoo!ligans.

Note: I’m pretty sure I haven’t used the word yahooligans in quite a while.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

/places Baybear at top of cheat sheet

by chilibean_3 on Mar 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I passionately want K & K

I’m willing to share!
(Yes, that’s what she said)

by igotnothing on Mar 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im in

oh yeahh!

join the cause: www.weplaygreen.org

by gore51 on Mar 29, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm in

Though I’m guessing that since I’m still below 1000 posts, even after being here since the good old waiting for boof days, I won’t get first dibs on Ronny Paulino Hector Correa, since my previous adoptee, the much maligned Special Agent Jack Taschner, was traded for him.

I suppose I should also figure out a new signature.

I've got your back, Special Agent Jack Taschner.

by Larson2042 on Mar 29, 2009 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I want Yu Darvish.

When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Mar 29, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Darvish wants you, Cornball.

Tyler Walker, my son, it's time you left the nest. No seriously. Go.

by multiphasic on Mar 29, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in.

Brett Pill - Lord of the double.

by malarky on Mar 29, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez is still mine!

Stay away, you scallywags!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Mar 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan sanchez off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Mar 29, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Maday should be off the draft board...

72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Mar 29, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed it, Daryl Maday is off the board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not in

My adopted son has left me for another team, but that don’t make no nevermind. He’s still my Notgardo.

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Mar 29, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that mean that Tomko’s up for grabs?

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomko was never my son or adopted anything. That would be too weird. ;)

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Mar 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

(But Julia is like a sister … in a way …)

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Mar 29, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a Woody Allen fan, eh?

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by marcello on Apr 1, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

i c wut u did there

by Natto on Apr 1, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 29, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Clayton Tanner or new?

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’ll just keep him as my Adopted Giant.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Tanner off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Cure reference

I’m in

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.

by The Enchanter on Mar 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in too. I don’t have the internet at work though, so when my turn comes up there might be a problem. If you can email me at rxmeister@aol.com it might make it easier.

Goodbye Jack Taschner. Now Bochy has to find another reliever to make him look dumb

by rxmeister on Mar 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Then I’ll get the draft order ready, and either make a fanpost for the draft or contact individual members through e-mail to make their picks

A Fanpost sounds more interesting, but might be hard to pull. Every time it’s someone’s turn and he/she isn’t around a computer, dozens of impatient nerds will have to wait.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Mar 29, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the thing, but we do have a while to do it.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the draft deserves a front page “Draft Day” thread. We can all mock stupid picks and go apeshit every time someone picks a pitcher.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Mar 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well….Grant would probably go for it since it would give him a day or two off “work.”

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This got recommended too fast, almost missed it.

I’m in!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Mar 29, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope a list of all adoptees that are taken is provided

And I’m really annoyed that Jonathan Sanchez is taken. That’s who I would have really wanted.

Oh well. I’ll find someone else.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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by thehavenot on Mar 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It will be.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I get Bob Howry, ive got a good sig line for him

Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.

by CB30 on Mar 29, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in.

Although I have a lot of service time, my total posts are not the highest. I guess I’m the backup catcher of the McCovey Chronicles. Will that hurt my chances to readopt my son?

Hector Sanchez: learning to play defense from older brother Jackson Williams.

by tedfordfan on Mar 29, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Evidence of Sanchez support

Here

And Here

And Here

And Here

And Here

And Here

And Here

And Here

Why do I feel like I’m building a defense case against child protective services?

Hector Sanchez: learning to play defense from older brother Jackson Williams.

by tedfordfan on Mar 29, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I've been around since we drafted Boof and started waiting...

Hector Sanchez: learning to play defense from older brother Jackson Williams.

by tedfordfan on Mar 29, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please... Please?

Hector Sanchez: learning to play defense from older brother Jackson Williams.

by tedfordfan on Mar 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hector Sanchez off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Mar 31, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do it,

but there’s only 2 or 3 guys I’d be able to adopt (I haven’t been super vocal in my support), and I know of 2 other posters who have more comments than me who also like the same players. Does this matter?

by bondslegend on Mar 29, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

sure, i'm in

not bothered about keeping my boy Rosario, which is lucky seeing as I have a whopping 205 comments to my name. Sure I could draft him again if I wanted in any case, specially seeing as he was released last week…

Olmo Rosario; liking the cut of your jib since 2008
Free Angel Joseph from US immigration!

by Mr Scruff on Mar 29, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully I qualify

I want to keep Crawford, been friends with him since middle school.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Mar 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Crawford off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Mar 31, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

you

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're not

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

trying to

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

do something

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

like that?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 30, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time to start deleting comments.

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by Natto on Mar 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in. What kind of spot would I get?

by boonitez on Mar 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in. Now to frantically comment 250 times so I can keep Kieschnick…

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Mar 30, 2009 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Roger Kieschnick off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

and I will totally take Zito if nobody wants him.

by Norm Median on Mar 30, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

No! He's still mine!

I’m so not going down without some sort of fight?

Very very proud parent of Barry Zito.

by giantscatcher on Mar 31, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what she said!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Mar 31, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

who do i have to f*ck around here to adopt velez?

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by The Gene Hackman on Mar 30, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

howtheyscored

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by Natto on Mar 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

supportage

velezy

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by The Gene Hackman on Mar 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you already have him drafted? I need proof of that.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. i don’t think i was ever involved in any draft.

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by The Gene Hackman on Mar 31, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, well you’ll be in the draft, Eugenio has not been claimed so if he comes up on your pick then you can get him.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

grimlock in

[Eron] of rowand not any of gamer, the freedom of Robert's [Deyva] was approved! the flow of hot garlic it is free, as the all-knowing spirit of Tim magician justifies us. [priedte] spring, [priedte] hope, [priedte] giants!

by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 30, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm in.

I think I’ve been a pretty good dad to Osiris Matos, but it’s time to toss him out of the nest. You can put him on the board. Free to a good home.

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Mar 30, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Huge bummer

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like according to the rules set in the lead post that I’ve been a member long enough, have the sig/post support, but I don’t have enough comments to participate in this draft, much less hold on to my boy Buster. (I like to participate during the season, esp. in the game threads and draft threads, but am not big on the thread hijacks about my favorite condiment or rosterbation in the off-season so I don’t post as much as others.)

Depressing, because I was really excited to have adopted Posey during the draft hoopla last year and to follow him here as his mama-advocate. Guess I’ll be changing my sig! /dejected sigh

Proud parent of Gerald Posey.

by GiantsFanInExile on Mar 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Yer outta here
am not big on the thread hijacks about my favorite condiment

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Mar 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda hard to get into those when you’re spending the day throwing up from morning sickness! ;)

Proud parent of Gerald Posey.

by GiantsFanInExile on Mar 30, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unsolicited advice you’ve probably already heard: ginger.

I relied heavily on Vernor’s Ginger Ale.

/end hijack

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by can of corn on Mar 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks coc

Any advice that can stave off morning sickness is the best advice in the world, IMO. :) Unfortunately for me, ginger only worked part of the time for the first couple of months—by month five there was nothing that could tame the beast! Here’s to hoping that month six through nine means morning sickness goes away for good. (Will be a little poetic justice if it clears up in time for me to enjoy going to the ballpark without turning green at the sight of all the once-delish food; had to skip a WBC semi-final because of the queasies, which was not cool.)

And GUS Ginger Ale is awesome, even for the non-morning sickness sufferers. If you’re a fan of ginger ale, I highly recommend it for the light, crisp taste—can find it at Whole Foods. /end hijack as well

by GiantsFanInExile on Mar 30, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh c'mon...

…you’’ve been here a year, you can’t have had morning sickness the WHOLE time!

My favorite condiment is (insert name of condiment flavor).

Anyway, my point is that

by EliminateMe on Mar 30, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

:) My Giants off-season this past year has pretty much consisted of 1) throwing up and 2) buying a short-sale house that sucks up every waking hour w/ home improvement projects. It’s a damn miracle that I was even able to participate with any semblance of coherence in my recent fantasy baseball draft. (Lost out on Pablo – had no idea his draft stock was so high and was hoping to nab him in the later rounds. D’oh.)

Honestly, I’m just not that good at the hijacking banter stuff – I feel stupid every time I try so I tend to stick to the Gameday threads. etc. If that makes me lose out on Gerald, it makes me lose out—it’s what I get for not being more outgoing! And if I don’t have an adoptee… won’t be the end of the world (my bummer feeling is already starting to fade) – it’s enough to just be able to post here when I’m overwhelmed with Padresness as a homesick current res. of SD.

And to whomever gets Posey, take good care! I was stoked when we drafted him and am very excited about his Giants career. Cheer the lad on well!

by GiantsFanInExile on Mar 30, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you might be the only McCoven who’s let feeling stupid stop you from saying something here.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Mar 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, if you don’t feel stupid about something you’ve said here, you’re not doing it right.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Mar 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life is a bitch, isn’t it?

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Mar 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed it is

But then, every club needs to have its rules. Maybe I’ll get up to 1000 posts before the next draft and get a crack at supporting another stellar (or at least, in my eyes stellar!) young ’un. Farewell, Gerald, farewell.

by GiantsFanInExile on Mar 30, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might be able to keep him on appeal if you can show a clear history of past Posey supportage.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Mar 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(that is, don’t call him a shortstop)

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mustard

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Mar 30, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barney’s ranch dressing on curly fries.

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Mar 30, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cock sauce

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by Natto on Mar 30, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely just plain ranch.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ranch dressing = massive fail

I’ve never understood why this nation of ours seems to think ranch dressing should go on everything. Yuck.

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by jcb9 on Mar 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. It should go on nothing.

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by can of corn on Mar 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ranch tastes good, and if I’m eating something like bland chicken I’ll dip it into ranch. It gives some sort of flavor that adds to the other taste, instead of a flavor that takes over like a spicy sauce.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pedantic asshole

Spiciness isn’t a flavor, it’s a sensation.

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by jcb9 on Mar 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh jeez, stop being such a pedantic asshole!

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I don’t understand is why many Ranch dressings contain monosodium glutamate !

by Merope on Mar 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched something horrible on TV where a lady wanted whipped cream, and couldn’t find it, so mixed Ranch with Sugar and whipped it with a fork. spew.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Mar 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm……I’ll have to try it.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So good, you don’t even need to know its name.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Busty Poser off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll gladly donate some of my snide remarks an irrelevant ramblings posts to you. Us Exiles need to stick together.

Russ Ortiz is not the Run Dingerz.exe we are looking for.

by daveinexile on Apr 1, 2009 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Much appreciated, fellow exile! ;)

by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 1, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

And if my continual mocking of giantsrainman and excessive use of the tinfoil hat graphic doesn’t move me up a few spots on the draft board…well ya…I guess I’ll just have to be happy with wherever I land.

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Mar 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

I want to adopt Brian Sabeans laptop.

by xanthan on Mar 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s probably covered in an inch of dust.

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Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Mar 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your own porn!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Mar 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My case for keeping Rafael Rodriguez

There hasn’t been a scouting report (or even quote for that matter) regarding “the Architect” (thanks Natto) that has slipped through the MCC cracks since I’ve been his proud papa. That includes posting the first picture of everyone’s favorite 16 year old just three days ago.
Lastly, I have over 900 comments (not including my previous moniker from before the switchover), I’ve been rocking the signature for a long while, and it would just be cruel to have him taken away before he even plays a minor league game for the Giants.

…if not, I’m in.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Mar 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Raf Rod off the draft board.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"wohoo"

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.

by BrianBokake on Mar 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who were you before the switch?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Mar 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Mar 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure you posted the first picture of him...


half way down the page.

I am not trying to take him, just saying.

I would also like to keep my boy Culberson.

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by camwoody on Mar 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

I didn’t realize I missed that. Good call and all hail the glory that is Steve S.

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by BrianBokake on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Myself

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by ACgiant97 on Mar 30, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Redundant.

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by Zetsuboushita on Mar 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any way Ishikawa can have 3 parents?

Else, I would like to switch to Nate Schierholtz, who has been in my sig 4ever, since Wendell is off the board already (another of my sigs). Nothing against Pucetas, just liked them more but they were off the board already when I found out about this the first time.

Or is there any way I can land Angel Villalona?

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by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Mar 30, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, you can either keep Pucetas or you can go into the draft and see if you can pick up someone you want in the draft. Nate and Angel aren’t already claimed yet, but you’d have to go into the draft and see if you get them or not.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 30, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it said above that if I supported the player through my sig, it would be fine for me to select that player. I’ve had Nate in there for a long while, even before Pucetas. I doubt the person who you assigned Ishikawa so quickly and easily to had that in his sig as long as I’ve had Nate in mine.

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by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Mar 31, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope the first point of everything was that you actually adopted the player. Then you had first dibs on him if you wanted to keep him and had the qualifications.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, sorry

I saw this:

"Alright. Let’s go with this…

- Active since December 1, 2008.
- More than 2000 comments.
- Some sort of evidence of support for adoptee. (Signature, posts about it, etc.)"

But missed the context above it that caused your comment.

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by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Mar 31, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

So please put me in the draft

I’ll take my chances there and see who I can select. Will there be an updated TAKEN list posted? Or do I need to keep track of who has been taken off the board?

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by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Mar 31, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to keep Steve Holm

despite the fact he’s been given the shaft by the organization. He’s funny-looking and clutch! Plus there’s the whole Steve Holt! thing. Oh, and look at the signature for evidence, I guess?

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by UnleashTheGore on Mar 31, 2009 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

DAMN!

Steve Holm off the draft board……

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I can say is I currently can’t choose a replacement for Ochoa.

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by daveinexile on Mar 31, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Since I changed my account name a while back...

I’m just going to request that Duke Neukom be taken off the draft board and see where that gets me. :P

I’m pretty sure I’d have a draft position somewhere around infinity+7 anyway

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by Gabafnerhagen on Mar 31, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, since there’s nothing tying you and him, and no sig, you’ll be in the draft to adopt someone.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, sometime tonight I will put together the draft order and list who has reserved which Giants. Then perhaps tonight perhaps tomorrow I’ll start the draft thread.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on mods

If you keep deleting johnnyxboy’s comments, how will I mock him? The whole Seinfeld references thing was hilarious, by the way.

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by Cookyman on Mar 31, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to the 24-hour time limit before posting?

Anyway…

Will there be a time limit for picks?

by chilibean_3 on Mar 31, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d been a member before just not posted I guess.

Anyway, I think if I start the thread tonight or Wednesday we’ll have enough time to get through the picks by opening day if we don’t have a time limit. If you’ve got a pick coming up, just check MCC regularly (which you should be doing regularly anyway [alright where’s my check Grant]).

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me. No real reason for a time limit unless someone goes MIA for a good while.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 31, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I figure we may have a few that take hours but otherwise they’ll go pretty quickly.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he was WillyMaysHays/marvin benard. He doesn’t do a very good job of blending in.

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by Natto on Mar 31, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, maybe he wasn’t but he was very similar to him. Meh. Good riddance either way.

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by Natto on Mar 31, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey natto i here the gey bar is hiring lolz just kidding or maybe im not or maybe i am or maybe im not lolz

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by Cookyman on Mar 31, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Yea, well the jerkstore called, they’re running out of you!”

Response: that doesnt even mak sense but you must be gey.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally LOL’ed. For those who missed it.

johnnyxboy: hey walrus man the gay bar is hiring lolz just kidding or maybe im not.

WalrusMan: Yea, well the jerkstore called, they’re running out of you!

Cookyman:
The ocean called, they’re running out of shrimps!

Someone, don’t remember who (sorry): I had sex with your wife!

johnnyxboy: your geys your jokes dont make any sense

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by Cookyman on Mar 31, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have loved to have seen this.

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 31, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I never should have closed this thread.

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by marcello on Mar 31, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

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by jponry on Mar 31, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO!!

I think I adopted Renteria when he was in the process of signing but I cant find that post

by lincypoo i wuv u on Mar 31, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

In the draft.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Draft Order Created

Any posts after this will be added to the end of the draft. Sorry, it’s just the easiest way from here on out. Make your picks in the thread.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I got in before you said that nah nah. So I’m slotted between GiantFan and Useful_Idiot. HONEST.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my you did that faster than I did. What magical mod powers…

by lincypoo i wuv u on Mar 31, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha yea, I meant to do that before I even made the list but forgot, so I found where you slide in. But no more.

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by WalrusMan on Mar 31, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hoping lincecum drops to 37th pick

by lincypoo i wuv u on Mar 31, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walrusman with the Frandsen pick-up

I’d like to see you support your son by responding to each and every comment in the 25 Man Roster.. Wait, what?! posting and the Frandsen sent to AAA fanshot.

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by kennv on Mar 31, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I could call out my guy right now. I don’t think there’s anyone out there interested in him.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Apr 1, 2009 6:42 AM PDT reply actions  

FP Santangelo?

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 1, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Apr 1, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I adopt?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Apr 1, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Lemme in

I just got mlb.tv so I’ll be able to watch giants games now, so i’ll be around to comment on the games

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by TexasRanger on Apr 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

is there an autopick function in this draft to speed things along? i feel like a russian waiting for bread in 1916

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by Headhunter Rollins on Apr 2, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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