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I told you guys that the squinty Vince shamwow guy was trouble!

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There was an epic thread on Oh No They Didn’t about this. Of course, I chose to read it when the KTVU 5 O’Clock News broadcast was covering the OPD funeral services. So I’m cracking the hell up while this incredible somber event is on TV.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

She didn’t love his nuts.

by xanthan on Mar 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I always laugh when he says “you’re gonna love my nuts” and think that they really allow this asshole to say that on a commercial.

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or...

stop hiring hookers altogether

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by Useful_Idiot on Mar 27, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but then

who’s going to love his nuts?

by Viliphied on Mar 28, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somehow

Billy Mays was behind all of this.

by rightcenterfielder on Mar 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, everyone knows that hookers don’t like to be kissed. Anyone with hooker experience should know that. And looking at this guy you know the only way he gets laid is when he pays for it. He’ll probably say that this was an experiment and he wanted to see how the shamwow wipes up jiz stains.

Goodbye Jack Taschner. Now Bochy has to find another reliever to make him look dumb

by rxmeister on Mar 28, 2009 6:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell would you kiss a hooker anyway? You know where that mouth has been?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 28, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

you should stick to the clean parts of the hooker

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Mar 28, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This stud has to pay for sex?

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Goodbye Jack Taschner. Now Bochy has to find another reliever to make him look dumb

by rxmeister on Mar 28, 2009 8:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wonder if he asked the camera guy if he was still following him

[Eron] of rowand not any of gamer, the freedom of Robert's [Deyva] was approved! the flow of hot garlic it is free, as the all-knowing spirit of Tim magician justifies us. [priedte] spring, [priedte] hope, [priedte] giants!

by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 30, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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