PRO TIP
- Do not Google Image Search for this type of bear
- Sun chips: not food
- Don't succumb to DRINKABILITY
- Don’t happen to sit next to old people if you plan on getting drunk and swearing a lot.
- If you have to preface a comment with “I am not a racist, but” or “I am not a sexist, but,” it’s not a good sign.
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I just posted one of these PRO TIPS on the gameday thread earlier, and it made me wonder about what other PRO TIPS have come from the McCoven. I did some searching, and these were some of the best.
Feel free to share your own bits of wisdom here.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
My grandmother was drunk and cussing a lot…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 26, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
And that was way before she developed Alzheimer’s.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 26, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
DRINKABILITY! Note: It’s not drinkability in Spanish. I was watching Telemundo last week for soccer since it’s the only channel that comes in on rabbit ears anymore and there was a Drinkability commercial. It was some spanish word.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
WHAAAA?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 26, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite PRO TIP is still a real PRO TIP.
PRO TIP: To defeat the boss, shoot at it until it is dead.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Pro Tips (for Chris Haft)
1) Never write
Travis Ishikawa lashed an RBI single off Cubs lefty Sean Marshall in the third
Zito encouraged the Giants by striking out seven and even fanned the side in the first inning
2) Learn to be ironic
Giants right fielder Randy Winn resembled a cross between Fred Astaire and a drunk as he somehow caught three consecutive fly balls while battling the breezes.
One waited for trailers, cars and phone booths (excuse me, those are scarce nowadays) to blow through Scottsdale Stadium on Thursday night.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
I was at the gym this morning
“Running” on the elliptical. I see on the ESPN that Zito had 7 strikeouts and I almost fell off the machine.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 27, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't look too much into it
In his next start he’ll give up 5 runs in the first inning, and we’ll be right back where we started. It’s what he does.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 27, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Haft was making reference to St. Mary’s College and their world record for fitting people into a phone booth. It’s been in the news lately.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 27, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
PRO TIP
Writing poetry is not a good means of self-expression if you’re functionally illiterate.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
is someone reading student’s papers?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
No, but my job does involve reading stuff submitted by the general public.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
PRO TIP
An IUD is not to be confused with an IED.
Tyler Walker, my son, it's time you left the nest. No seriously. Go.
I certainly hope not, because I just got the former last week. I’d rather not have an exploding abdomen.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 27, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Either way it'll have a contraceptive effect.
Tyler Walker, my son, it's time you left the nest. No seriously. Go.
This is the one I need to remember
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
As I show on this comment here I am not always the sharpested tool in the shed
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 27, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
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