Worst fan post ever?
by wanna Ishikawa? on Mar 26, 2009 7:56 AM PDT
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PrintAfter reading Barry Zitos twitter (extremely lame) and seeing some of the shit this guy talks about gets me to thinking. If he wanted to could he smoke pot? You know, say his arms a bit sore, and needs a nice J to settle back and just relax. Can the Giants and the MLB disallow the use of pot, though it is medically legal (Felipe Alous staying with us for a reason) and probably could help out the team in certain aspects. I dont know if I am coming off stupid but I dont really know the technicalities when it comes to sports. Living in Wisconsin ive always wondered how all types of people in California use the perk of legalized pot. If anyone has a personal story Id love to hear it aswell
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It seems to me
I don’t know MLB’s rules on pot, but if they decided it was illegal, I’m sure they could penalize you for whatever they darn well please. It’s just like steroids…they’re legal when prescribed but illegal in baseball.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Not saying it would, I was just wondering in general.
by wanna Ishikawa? on Mar 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
im always high , we live in the weed capitol of the world , everyone should blaze
by marvin benard on Mar 27, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, why ya gotta be like that?!
Fella makes a perfectly valid comment, and you tell him to leave. WTF?
Gateway drug
to low velocity and poor control.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Mar 26, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can’t imagine an 82 mph fastball going any faster if it was stoned.
Let’s get him on meth.
“Why do you mthink they call it SPEED???!!1”
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
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OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 26, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Love a good gateway drug joke.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
If I never started smoking pot in high school
I could have been Pedro Feliz.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
I would ravage that thing
Those harbinger make me smile more than the fracture of Manny on the teammate.
Get important hitting.
Suggestion
Don’t eat something after it’s been run train on.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Rice Krispy Treat NOW WITH FROSTING!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 26, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry Zito was seen smoking pot
then throwing baseballs over cliffs
by wanna Ishikawa? on Mar 26, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
Apparently when he was with the A’s he partied alot with some musicians who are friends of mine. Fortunately for all attending he never picked up someone’s guitar. I think he cooled it after he signed with the Giants. You do your own math.
"Oh, you're Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank."
"You can't say enough about..." -Buce Bochy
127 million....
Dudes gotta hate his life. Must smoke pot.
by wanna Ishikawa? on Mar 26, 2009 8:29 AM PDT reply actions
That would explain his need to talk to himself on the mound.
Ok, 2 -0 pitch to Pujols…..hee hee Pujols….wait got to focus….wonder if I still have Alyssa Milano’s phone number…hold on what was the sign again….shit better make something up….belt high fastball, he’ll never suspect it…..
by CrispinGloversBalls on Mar 26, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
which reminds me
if you’re at a game where we’re playing the cardinals, and you hear some idiot yelling out, “Hit him in the Pujol!”, well, yeah, that’s me. I can’t help myself.
Why do you think...
he went to the “bullpen” last year but never made an appearance in middle relief? He was obviously at home toking up.
Didn’t benito santiago have, like, a pound of pot delivered to his home in PR? When he got questioned by the PR authorities, he was all, “golly, i can’t imagine why anybody would send me pot. I would never smoke pot, or order a pound of it…”
Larry Walker always seemed stoned to me. Dante Bichette too.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 26, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions
or...
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 26, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s funny. Every game I went to that he played in I would comment to my brother that he looks totally high in his picture.
by Norm Median on Mar 26, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Note to self: Do not wake-and-bake on team photo day.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
Huh ?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
Who is that?
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I just revisted the Travis Denker is gone thread. That was annoying.
by chilibean_3 on Mar 26, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's oldjacket?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
LOLwut
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 26, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahaha. Best sketch on Late Night.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 26, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How come Wanna Ishikawa?’s personal page does not exist? Does that mean he was banned?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Wronghanded Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 26, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions
Punctuation fucks up the system.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
I don’t know why, but something tells me Hinshaw likes to blaze. I mean, what else are you going to to in Fresno? Also, Steve Kline probably smoked the reefer and ate a shit load of corn dogs.
Just for the record, marijuana is still illegal in California. Federal law supersedes state law.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
curse you
damned federalist!
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 26, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Little known fact
I’m actually this dude:
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Aaron Burr with a gun would work as well
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
I thought about him, then I thought about that old milk commercial where the guy is listening to the radio and the DJ asks who shot Alexander Hamilton for $1 million, but he can’t call and answer ‘cause he’s got a mouthful of peanut butter and no milk. Good stuff. I dunno; maybe obscure Revolutionary-era parody isn’t as funny to everyone else as it is to me.
By any chance, ever seen the Sunny in Philedelphia episode about why Paddy’s Pub should be a historical landmark?
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
That is one of my all-time favorite ads.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
Q: What did Alexander Hamilton use to roll his joints?
A: Federalist Papers
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 26, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I called in sick today. And I am actually sick!
I am using my time today to break federal law.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 26, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Importing orangutans again? Wish you would spend your time more constructively, like smoking pot.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
All the best orangutans come from out of state.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 26, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
“Federal law supersedes state law.”
Not under this administration
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 26, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooooo, time to go get a prescription.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
+1
Haven't been to The Examined Life? No wonder your life feels so empty.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 26, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I as well.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
by haverecords on Mar 27, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
you don’t even need a prescription.
you just need a doctor’s recommendation (letter).
check out Medicann in SF.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 26, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
OBAMA!
True, but Obama has made it clear that going after pot smokers is not going to be a priority. On the other hand, I have a friend in SD who was just busted for growing. But SD might as well be a whole different state. In SF, you’ve got nothing to worry about so I bet Zito’s got his own little hydro homegrown right next to his wheatgrass collection.
OBAMA!
True, but Obama has made it clear that going after pot smokers is not going to be a priority. On the other hand, I have a friend in SD who was just busted for growing. But SD might as well be a whole different state. In SF, you’ve got nothing to worry about so I bet Zito’s got his own little hydro homegrown right next to his wheatgrass collection.
Best. fan post ever.
Only slightly off topic (cuz this is the best fan post ever) any suggestions to how to fix the California economy involving making use of the number one cash crop in the state?
Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.
by SneakToBetterSeats on Mar 26, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
Almonds?
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Honey roast those bad boys & sell them out of state. BOOM. Economy fixed.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
maybe we should hickory smoke those hippies and sell them out of state. the WHAM, economy fixed.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Best fanpost ever?
You obviously haven’t seen some awesomer fanposts (and threads).
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Gay marriage?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 26, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
and I was thinking
this fanpost was going to be a review of the collected works of TAGSNG
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
this fanpost made me lol.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It made me cough.
That’s all smoking pot ever did for me too. Can smoke cigarettes, can’t smoke pot. Tragic.
bringing you moral turpitude since 1963
It made me notcough.
Can smoke pot until I realize I’m just stupider than I was before , can’t smoke cigarettes. Weird.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 26, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, me too.
I did eat a weed cookie one time though. It was unpleasant.
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I had a weed muffin in Amsterdam! It didn’t really do anything though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
it’s hard to avoid muffin in amsterdam.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
speaking of pot
I’m not a huge Obama fan as his spending is atrocious (not to get into personal politics) but I have to admit his comments on pot during the election were absolutely hilarious and made me respect the guy a lot more than i did.
In case you missed it, he was asked at a townhall meeting if he smoked pot. His answer was “Yeah I did once… and I inhaled… that was the point.”
Awesome.
He has an awesome sense of humor which will serve him well in his job.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 26, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wish more republicans shared my views that even though i will disagree with a lot of his policies, you cant argue with the fact that he wants to help, hes smart, and the fucker is pretty funny.
by Giant Voodoo on Mar 27, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish for that too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 27, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
obama is a joke , im conservative but i smoke weed and think they should make it legal and just tax the fuck out of it . Put the same restrictions as alcohol .
by marvin benard on Mar 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
don't forget...
the giants may have a latin american connect in the organization…
Am I the only one??
Who has never done pot??
That being said if doing pot would help Zito pitch better, he needs to smoke a few before every start.
I haven’t.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
that explains why you’re so angry all the time.
dude, chill, smoke a bowl, whydontcha?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 26, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had a bowl.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 26, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The giant rice krispy treat is intriguing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 26, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t willingly, just sat around in the living room when my relatives practically hotboxed the place. The end result of that was me on the front porch in a fetal position crying, after I vomited everything I’d eaten that day. Oh and it was Thanksgiving.
It is to say, I don’t care for it as much.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 26, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I once attended one of those outdoor festival-type concerts where, unfortunately, Phish was one of the bands playing. My experience when they came on was quite similar.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
“Attention Poth-eads! Sorry, that’s Pot-heads.”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 26, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think that was weed, man.
by CrispinGloversBalls on Mar 27, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't
Unless you count the massive amounts of secondhand smoke I inhaled at some Rush concerts back in the day.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
The best parts of I Love You Man was the Rush stuff.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 26, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I have inhaled second hand smoke one time. This was about 15 years ago. I was leaving a Warriors game from the Coliseum Arena in Oakland. Playing at the same time in the Stadium was Pink Floyd. As most of you know, pot and Pink Floyd do mix. I was walking across the BART bridge and all I smelled in the air was pot. I’m certain I inhaled second hand smoke across that bridge.
i was at that floyd show. and smoking pot
it must have been my pot you were inhaling.
dude, do you think you could throw me a five spot for all of my pot you smoked?
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by The Gene Hackman on Mar 27, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 26, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not me
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
I have not, either.
Forsan et heac olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Mar 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't
Yet today.
Hi, I am Johnny Disaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Mar 27, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
How many pot threads do we get in a year again? I only remember one from last year (that was a total disaster… you would think a pot thread would be more laid back), but there could have been more.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Aren't you two moderators....
and therefore should know? :D
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I have smoked out approximately 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times in my life. Not for almost 4 months now though.
If you say it doesn’t do anything, UR NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
I had a friend who raced mountain bikes. By his recollection he’d been in approximately 170 races , and the only two he DNF’d were the only two he hadn’t smoked beforehand.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 27, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I have absolutely no clue why I cant get on my own fan page. its teh weedz
by wanna Ishikawa? on Mar 29, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions
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