I wanna work for a minor league front office
I wanna sit around thinking of stupid gimmicks all day. I wanna send out press releases about the stupid gimmicks and then giggle derangedly when they get picked up in national media.
Okay...next month...we're gonna sign a guinea pig! And start him at shortstop!
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by Useful_Idiot on Mar 26, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
what a pussy
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
gotta do something to get people to come on a Tuesday night. I used to work for the Modesto Nuts (A+ for the Rockies) and there were some games where we would have 50 people in the stands.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
Really? I went to an AHL game recently and they had 10,000+ people in the crowd. With a Sixers game going on across the parking lot. I guess it most be different for MiLB, I wouldn’t think so but I guess so.
How much are the tixs? The AHL tixs were 10 bucks.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Mar 25, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t a problem with the pricing, the best seats in the house were only $9. The main issue was the weather. Sometimes during the summer it is still 100+ for a 7pm start. Combine the high heat with very little shade around the stadium and you don’t have much of a draw.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
ideas
50 cent snowcones
Dollar bottled water
Dollar beers
Free general admission
Sorority/Fraternity night
let local youth sports teams sell tickets to raise cash
but I am sure you have thought of these before
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
Not a minor league team
but I loved it when the A’s used to have dollar Wednesdays… My dad would get 4 hot dogs for 4 dollars, and I’d eat three of em.
But please, no sorority/fraternity night. I’d rather sit next to a family of crying babies and Dodger fans than a bunch of frat guys.
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by Useful_Idiot on Mar 26, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
They still have dollar Wednesdays...
I mean I guess it’s $2 now for tix, but hot dogs are still $1. And there’s no restrictions, so you can see the Yanks, Red Sox, or Giants for $2.
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by iamawesomer on Mar 26, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Needs more beer batter
If you’re going to have an attention-grabbing novelty food item, you might as well go all out.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
There is always the Krispy Kreme Burger
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
That is the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i just threw up my stomach
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They have Thirsty Thursdays
In Visalia, and I know the Grizzlies used to do it, not sure if they still put it on. $1 beers!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 26, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
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