Zito is on the Twitter?!?
by PacBellBoozer on Mar 22, 2009 3:22 PM PDT
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PrintAlright, I'll admit it...I'm hooked on Twitter! It's my crack pipe...where just a puff or two a day is never enough. The voyeur in me enjoys this new technology as it gives me a peek into the lives of friends/celebs/or anyone infinitely more interesting than yours truly. The thing is, is that I've quickly learned that there's many things I wish I didn't know about the above mentioned friends/celebs/etc. A bit of digging, and what's this...Our very own lefty albatross tweets for those that might be interested. His "Greatest Hits" to date: @BarryZito
"Every single person is incredible. Like an oasis. You can either irrigate the oasis, or get very bad water-yoko ono"
Uh, dude...you're quoting Yoko Ono. WTF?
"I'm wondering always if microwaves are really that bad for us, the part of me that needs to spend 25 min not using the oven says no."
I've got this image in my head of Barry staring blankly into the microwave with a certain bit of wonder and intrigue. Step back from the radiation bro, it'll fry your brain!
"Been into new and old Ne-Yo lately, and wearing short shorts to the pool"
I'll let him slide on the Ne-Yo, but short shorts?!? Dude, the line between quirky and flat-out bat-shit crazy is a thin one.
"Got a pair of Heely's today(those wheel shoes thingies)...one step closer on the journey of being more childlike."
We're pretty much on the hook for the rest of his salary if he was to pull a Monta Ellis or Jeff Kent, right? Would be a shame if something was to happen to him and we could void that mistake of a contract. I'm just sayin.
So that being said, what are your thoughts on the above? Do you tweet and if so, what's your "handle"? Anyone know of any other players or staff in the orginization that are on Twitter too?
P.S. I've rarely got anything interesting to say, but look me up if you're so inclined @sac_magpie.
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The funniest part is that he’s following Ryan Seacrest. I have a twitter account, but I just throw on random thoughts, though I guess that’s what Twitter is for. I mainly use it to follow/stalk minor celebrities I like. See me @natt0.
I use Twitter to let my friends know when I’m POOPIN.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 22, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly
most of my tweets come when I’m sittin on the pooper too
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl
take it from experience. Don’t use your cellphone when you’re pooping. I’ve dropped my phone in there twice and one of the times it was before I flushed! You really don’t want to hold the phone too close to your ear afterwards!
email Matt Cain at findsawaytolose.com
That’s how my first cell phone died.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
just like elvis
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Mar 23, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Why not just throw it away afterwords and replace it through your insurance policy? I’d gladly pay the $50 deductible to not hold a poo phone up to my ear.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Mar 23, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I tweet when I'm constipated.
Dude, the line between quirky and flat-out bat-shit crazy is a thin one.
And then Barry obliterates it entirely.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 22, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
Twitter….I guess I’m just out of touch with the kids these days.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
And the authorities are very pleased with you about that.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 22, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
IKR? My best friend sent me a text the other day “WTF is Twitter” and my only response was “beats the fuck outta me.” I don’t see the need to blog every thought in my head of every waking hour. It really is all about me and everything, but there’s a line you know?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 22, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Then again, I don’t see the need to have a cell phone plastered to your head every waking hour. I’m not sure the tweeting is really any different. “Look at me! Look at me! I’m a Somebody!!” We’re rapidly becoming a country of narcissistic twits.
/rant off
That ship has sailed.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 23, 2009 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s sailed, and docked in the main port of Narcissistictwitalvania.
Back in my days in the food service gulag, I used to imitate Will Farrell’s voice modulation disorder guy whenever someone tried to order something while on the cell. Or I would respond to them as though they were talking to me.
I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.
What did you say? I was checking myself out in the LCD screen reflection.
Not deadbeat Dad looking to adopt young SF ball player.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Mar 23, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
FYI: John Cleese has his own twitter
He has “web minions” who he orders around to do his daily toil….
Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.
"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Mar 23, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
I’m not a twitter fan… I really don’t want to know everything that goes on in other people’s lives. Same reason I don’t have a facebook. I’d like to read some of Sabean’s tweets, though. “Kicked the tires, but CC is a Yankee”
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
It’s the end of the day. Going bed now.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 22, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
Blew off work. Drank.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 22, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m wondering always if microwaves are really that bad for us, the part of me that needs to spend 25 min not using the oven says no.
Don’t we know pretty conclusively that, no, microwaves are not bad for us?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Faraday cage ftw
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
by Zetsuboushita on Mar 22, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, not conclusively. And heated blankets put out radiation too.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
yeah infrared radiation aka heat
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
by Zetsuboushita on Mar 22, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That might be the case but somehow I’m thinking that he’s tuning to the little voices in his head more often than we first thought.
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Mar 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hey people lets talk about the giants not about your little fantasy lives on myspace , GO GIANTs !!!!!
by WillieMaysHays on Mar 22, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can see you are going to be a great addition to the McCoven community!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Huh..I swear I’d seen him before but looks like that was near his first post.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
You’re thinking of this guy.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
What a unique way to introduce yourself.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
my thoughts exactly
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Mar 23, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Your level of douchbaggery is off the charts!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Mar 23, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
hahaha you should spend as much time trying to figure about why zitos sucks than what dumb quote he is thining of . ok heres whats really going through bz’s head " throw strikes , throw strikes" but something tells me he ignores the voices in his head
He sucks because he’s lost a significant amount of fastball velocity, his curveball no longer has the same snap as it once did and he has very poor command and control of all of his pitches.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
See
I knew we knew why he sucks.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
My thoughts exactly.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I JUST got the personalized detail there.
You’re ruthless. Lee hilarious.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
As did I.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No wonder he’s got eye-strain. The tilt on that monitor is terrible.
Ergonomics,, people!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 22, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
epic win
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Mar 22, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
The worst part is I’m going to spend the entire season wondering whether these new commenters are actually Grant or Biff or someone posting under a pseudonym and doing a meta-bit, or whether they’re actually genuine.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
Speaking of which...
In my quest to familiarize myself a bit more with the ’Coven, I stumbled across this.
And in my defense, I made it very clear that I’m not you. Especially for people who bothered to read my bio.
I’m not quite sure what to do. I mean, do I laugh? Should I…(awkward silence)…shift slightly in my seat, one cheek at a time?
Emotions inextricably intertwined. LO…L?
Please help.
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
notgroug = one of groug’s fake accounts
There are a bunch of fake accounts floating around: Not Grant Pretending To Be Someone Else
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Mar 23, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I am neither notgroug nor groud.
notgroug’s identity was actually revealed at some point.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
I like that I said this right under the link to it.
Oh, I’m good.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Now with updates!
Fake accounts are so lame.
Randy Winn cannot play third base. Randy Winn cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz, Giants 3B of the future! Randy Winn cannot play third base.
Not one of my finest moments. I created a username called notgroug, which obviously made everyone think it’s groug, and used it to write groug-like comments, mainly regarding the issue of Nate Schierholtz’s inability to play 3B. Then like two days later I got caught between usernames and my cover was blown.
Notgroug’s bio, by the way, just said “I’m not groug”, so I was never dishonest about the whole thing. I’d link to it, but the username has been deleted by now.
How did you find this, anyway?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
It’s definitely a trick to keep your fake accounts separate sometimes if you’re making a comment and then coming back as your real name. Not that I’ve ever done that.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
So YOU’RE giantsrainman?
Quick, someone get a rope!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Mar 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even know how to do that.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Cool
So I was browsing through the popular posts, and I found xanthan’s old McC Vain Bastards Thread, and in it I found a comment I made about how oldjacket looks like Laura Dern, which is really weird since I have absolutely no idea who she is.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
She's the one who isn't Sam Neill.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 23, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
She's also the one that isn't Nick Cage.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 23, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I must go out and buy a snakeskin jacket.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 23, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
“This here snakeskin jacket is a symbol of my individuality and personal freedom.”
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 24, 2009 5:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I love that movie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The way your head works is God's own mystery.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 25, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Every time I scroll past this picture, I laugh. I don’t know why
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 26, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/7/22/576616/ot-mcc-vain-bastards-threa#7548398
You’re right. I get it now:
xanthan: I love you in Jurassic Park.
oldjacket: Jeff Goldblum or Sam Neill?
Cookyman: Laura Dern.
So I guess I wanted to make a joke, but I’ve only seen like 20 minuets of Jurassic Park, so I had too search Wikipedia in order to find out who was in it.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
THIS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
i'll tell you who else uses twitter
Derek Tweeter
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Mar 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Women using it for cybersex
Tweetermaids.
– clank –
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If you use +reply you can aim your comment at one person rather than everyone.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 22, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw , c’mon…he’s just TWITtering!
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 22, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
My apologies Vic.
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 22, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, let’s stop this and talk only about Giants’ baseball for this huge Giants’ fan who named himself after a movie character who played for the Cleveland Indians.
email Matt Cain at findsawaytolose.com
yea it also has williemays i think he was a giant ?? hahaha am i a bigg enough giants fan for you ??? take your sarcasim and shove it up your ass , later faggots
by WillieMaysHays on Mar 23, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to do it though!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
You’d have to get in line behind me buddy!
I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".
by PacBellBoozer on Mar 23, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WAAAIT A SECOND.
We’ve all just been outed.
Now there’s a line forming behind Boozer.
…
/backs away slowly (at first)
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 23, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I am Ron Burgundy?
Are you implying that McC has a collective ass up which we are supposed to shove general sarcasm?
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
The Heely comment just makes me hate Zito even more. Those shoes are obnoxious as fuck and I hate the parents who buy them for their kids. I’ve been crashed into by kids on those damn things so many times. I should be allowed to clothesline anyone who wears those shoes indoors.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 22, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions
I hate them too. Annoying, ugly, pointless (now I’m reminded of crocs). And it’s bad enough for a kid, but Zito?? Oh god…
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Mar 23, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate the ugly garden clog Crocs, but they actually make real shoes that are comfy and attractive. I know; I was shocked too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 23, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate them because they didn’t have them when I was a kid.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
Don't tar all us parents under one brush!
We waited until our son was old enough to handle the shoes and had him practice at home until he knew what he was doing. He never ran into anyone.
And he looked pretty cool when he got a good roll going, like an ice skater.
Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.
"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Mar 23, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This is truly beyond belief. That dude is a complete headcase, outside his mind, loco vato.
Goodness sakes, we’re doomed.
Scenes We'd Like To See
Zito kicks , strides…and falls flat on his ass because he’s still wearing his Heelys.
There has to be something in his contract about hazardous activities an’ such. This sounds like a clear violation , and I’d fully expect a BRASS!!!y reprimand.
OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"
by victor frankenstein on Mar 23, 2009 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Millon dollar Lao Kip arm and a ten cent head.
If you loan him a dime.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 23, 2009 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I read this as:
Zito is a Twit
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
Tito has a Zit
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 23, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito is like the kid from "Rookie of the Year"
and this is the point in the movie where his arm goes back to being sh@#%y.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" -Groucho Marx
Gardenhoser!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 23, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Rosinbagger!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Rulenfurter!
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Mar 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowengartner
“Funky butt lovin”
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey dad heard you swearin' mind if I join in?
Crap boobs crap!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito’s been spending all offseason working on his underhanded floater pitch.
by rightcenterfielder on Mar 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
@lars: @chilibean_3 I had a bad burrito on Tuesday for dinner. My stomach felt like it was stowing a boulder. It shut my digestive system down.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 26, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of Zito. You could watch Zito pitch on Thursday night televised by Comcast Sports Net Bay Area (on plus channel and right after Sharks hockey on the main channel) AND the MLB Network live at 7:30PM. So if you don’t have Comcast, you can pick it up on MLB. I believe the MLB Network feed will be the Giants broadcasters (so probably blacked out in the Bay Area).
The Giants brass must hate fans to put Zito on two consecutive starts for TV.
For fuck’s sake. I swear to god every time I go to the ballpark it’s Zito. My first day in the desert last week? Zito. I’ve seen more Zito starts in SF than any other pitcher since he signed.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 25, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The only time I saw Zito pitch, it was a game against LA last season where he pitched really well and everyone thought he was going to start turning it around. He didn’t turn it around.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Mar 26, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had the pleasure of sitting in the Field Club section exactly one time, when they were playing the A’s in ‘07. Zito dampened the experience, because I knew going in that the Giants would lose. Zito has started the last three games I’ve been to.
P.S. – We were in FC Section 115, Row A, so we were at the top of the T.V. frame during the centerfield camera shot. And I did wave.
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
I’ve only seen Zito pitch in person twice. And once was when he was with the A’s. Bonds hit a homer off of him.
I went to the ballpark exactly once last year
And it was a Zito game. In fact, come to think of it, I went with you and rotorueter.
And Brian Wilson blew the save.
But Velez did do his magical clutch hitting thing.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
..and this 10 is for the World San Francisco fans Classic.
Yeah that was pretty awesome.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 26, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I had the pleasure of going to the Milwaukee Brewers vs Giants series at Miller Park two years ago when Bonds was 2 home runs away from Hank. The first two games Lowry, and Lincecum both threw gems, and Randy Messenger wasn’t the useless piece of shit he is now…when Sunday roles around I get to the game Bond’s is already outta Milwaukee and Zito has given up 5 runs in the first inning before I even sat down. That was my first and last time seeing that guy.
by wanna Ishikawa? on Mar 26, 2009 8:09 AM PDT reply actions
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