New Season Tickets.....Photoshop Fun
by merkin on Mar 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT
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PrintWell got my season tickets today, and good god they look awful.
I got green colored tickets, which I assume are for my section (which were yellow or gold in years past)
A bit disappointing after last years 50 year anniversary ticket design which looked like a baseball card with a different Giants for each and every ticket.
This year, cheesy slogans which no doubt copy the street banners we will see every gameday for the next 7 months.
The tickets
Well, its seems that the only thing the McC'ers love as much as baseball, is Photoshop.
I submit to you the masters of McC Photoshopery, tickets to mangle to your hearts content......(and shameless advertising over the ticket details)
Zito and Blank
Sabean and Blank
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Don't worry
we aren’t going to stalk you. It’s ok to leave the seat sections visible.
Is it just me or has this place been kinda dead for a few days?
by positiveuphemism on Mar 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHH!!!!!!
/gets shot in abdomen, keeps coming.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 10, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
FYChop
Can't get enough of the Oakland A's? Visit Oaktown Awesomer's. For further statistical analysis, Beyond the Box Score.
by iamawesomer on Mar 10, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
interesting
“rowand” looks more like “row no”
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
My GF
Took data of wins and losses from 2007 and plotted versus the player featured on the ticket, and then did a regression analysis.
The result…… somehow she was able to determine that our bullpen and offense blew chunks
PS By Girlfriend, I mean the man pretending to be a woman on my IRC Chat
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
PS By Girlfriend, I mean the man pretending to be a woman on my IRC Chat
I lol’d
by microwave donut on Mar 11, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
+109 x 109
[Brayen] of sabean, your semi- conscious potato trip across "to gold winches" democratic pavement will bring Communist pride to the orange and black democratic perfection. your [randay] of Johnson – spy for the Russian Mafia. warn yourselves they warn themselves! you will purchase smirnoff the vodka
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 11, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Those Cain tickets are a limited edition. Only work for Section 3b.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Zito = LOL
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
As far as black guys go...
He’s pretty white.
by The Double Deuce on Mar 11, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Do they have one of Velez that says “Clank”?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
or one of Merkin
that says “Ouch”
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 11, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Eugenio
“CLANK”
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
End Radnich? Well, if you insist.
But I’ll need a rifle, some industrial strength bleach, and an un-opened box of nilla wafers.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THAT IS EPIC WIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
EPIC WIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pssh.
Insert any ’03 picture of Cruz diving for a flyball here
followed by
insert ’03 pic of Cruz diving into second base on that steal attempt in his first exhibition game at Pac Bell
Catch Fail
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
Drop one easy fly ball and your forever labeled water fowl.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
The divots made by all of his great catches?
by chilibean_3 on Mar 12, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not saying he didn’t make great catches. He did. He just made ‘em ugly. Hence the reason I’ve been calling him The Albatross for years.
His catches weren’t “pretty” enough for you?
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 12, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross_(metaphor)
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
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