New Season Tickets.....Photoshop Fun
by merkin on Mar 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT
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Well got my season tickets today, and good god they look awful.
I got green colored tickets, which I assume are for my section (which were yellow or gold in years past)
A bit disappointing after last years 50 year anniversary ticket design which looked like a baseball card with a different Giants for each and every ticket.
This year, cheesy slogans which no doubt copy the street banners we will see every gameday for the next 7 months.
The tickets
Well, its seems that the only thing the McC'ers love as much as baseball, is Photoshop.
I submit to you the masters of McC Photoshopery, tickets to mangle to your hearts content......(and shameless advertising over the ticket details)
Zito and Blank
Sabean and Blank
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Don't worry
we aren’t going to stalk you. It’s ok to leave the seat sections visible.
Is it just me or has this place been kinda dead for a few days?
by positiveuphemism on Mar 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would
but everytime I turn around I see Goofus in the bushes
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Mar 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got that Zito ticket too. Although I am afraid I’ll be sitting closer to Goofus that night.
by timmeh on Mar 12, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shhh, we're just pretending to be dead so the Yahoos will go away...
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Mar 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHH!!!!!!
/gets shot in abdomen, keeps coming.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 10, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FYChop
Can't get enough of the Oakland A's? Visit Oaktown Awesomer's. For further statistical analysis, Beyond the Box Score.
by iamawesomer on Mar 10, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting
“rowand” looks more like “row no”
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Mar 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope this isn’t predictive of the result of the game for that day.
by Natto on Mar 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My GF
Took data of wins and losses from 2007 and plotted versus the player featured on the ticket, and then did a regression analysis.
The result…… somehow she was able to determine that our bullpen and offense blew chunks
PS By Girlfriend, I mean the man pretending to be a woman on my IRC Chat
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Mar 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS By Girlfriend, I mean the man pretending to be a woman on my IRC Chat
I lol’d
by microwave donut on Mar 11, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+109 x 109
[Brayen] of sabean, your semi- conscious potato trip across "to gold winches" democratic pavement will bring Communist pride to the orange and black democratic perfection. your [randay] of Johnson – spy for the Russian Mafia. warn yourselves they warn themselves! you will purchase smirnoff the vodka
by Headhunter Rollins on Mar 11, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw the Zito one and just laughed. And this is me we’re talking about. LOL on so many levels.
Matt Cain = Care Bear!
by shanghaijim on Mar 10, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Those Cain tickets are a limited edition. Only work for Section 3b.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
by S.F. Giangst on Mar 11, 2009 12:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looking at those tickets
Rowand=gamer?
Zito=Zen
by SFGuy on Mar 11, 2009 12:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito = LOL
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a Warriors. I’m always gonna be a Warriors.
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
by bkrhater on Mar 11, 2009 5:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZEN
OH GOD THAT’S BEAUTIFUL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Mar 11, 2009 8:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My tickets are red instead of blue. Yes ugly.
by seyheystretch on Mar 11, 2009 8:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAMER!!!!!!!!111one
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
by lmaozedong on Mar 11, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Winn is “hustle”? But he’s not white! Does… not… compute…
by Natto on Mar 11, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish we still had Shinjo so they could add an ‘efficient’ caption.
by xanthan on Mar 11, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be Yabu
Triple play!
by pittsburghian on Mar 11, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As far as black guys go...
He’s pretty white.
by The Double Deuce on Mar 11, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they have one of Velez that says “Clank”?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Mar 11, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or one of Roberts
that says “Cut”
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Mar 11, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or one of Merkin
that says “Ouch”
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Mar 11, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or one of Manny
that says “Oops”
by The Double Deuce on Mar 11, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or one of Holm
that says “SPF 300”
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
by bkrhater on Mar 11, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eugenio
“CLANK”
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Mar 11, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we've come full circle
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Mar 11, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
End Radnich? Well, if you insist.
But I’ll need a rifle, some industrial strength bleach, and an un-opened box of nilla wafers.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will turn this green
by god I will!
by xanthan on Mar 11, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Mar 11, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is so many different kinds of awesome.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Mar 11, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT IS EPIC WIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Mar 11, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Mar 11, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EPIC WIN
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine are that hideous green too. What a disappointment after last years beauties!
by m34josh on Mar 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry ...
Jose Cruz Jr. always has been, and always will be, The Albatross.
by StickRat on Mar 11, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gold Glove my ass.
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
by Azantor on Mar 12, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pssh.
Insert any ’03 picture of Cruz diving for a flyball here
followed by
insert ’03 pic of Cruz diving into second base on that steal attempt in his first exhibition game at Pac Bell
by StickRat on Mar 12, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catch Fail
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
by Azantor on Mar 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Diving … I said DIVING. Not taking a dive.
by StickRat on Mar 12, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was only around for a year, so I don’t think he can be considered an albatross.
by Natto on Mar 12, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cruz may be gone, but the divots he replaced live on.
by StickRat on Mar 12, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drop one easy fly ball and your forever labeled water fowl.
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The divots made by all of his great catches?
by chilibean_3 on Mar 12, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not saying he didn’t make great catches. He did. He just made ‘em ugly. Hence the reason I’ve been calling him The Albatross for years.
by StickRat on Mar 12, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His catches weren’t “pretty” enough for you?
by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 12, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t get it.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Mar 12, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren’t albatrosses the birds that land all funny?
by StickRat on Mar 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross_(metaphor)
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Mar 13, 2009 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't gotten my tickets yet.
I wonder what ugly color mine will be.
by SFGuy on Mar 12, 2009 1:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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