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Hey, folks. This is something I've been wanting to try for a while. Give me a random suggestion and I'll draw it. It can be silly, serious, funny, dramatic, whatever. It can be baseball related or not, although baseball offers an . The only limitation is to keep it work safe. Sorry, no matter how good it is, I won't illustrate your Grant x howtheyscored slashfic. I'll start off with the first... seven or so. I'll see if I want to continue after that. Bring it on.

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I would like to see your take on what the bat shit crazy folks look like who comment on sfgiants.com and sfgate.com

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 3, 2009 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

Ha!

This is a good one.

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

“…the bat shit crazy folks…”

Aren’t you already spoofing some of the McCoven?

This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.

by victor frankenstein on Feb 3, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, there are more McCoven folks who could be done. I’m thinking particularly of the TakeAGiantStepAndGo folks, but also some of our more idiosyncratic regulars, like GRM or wilriv, or, dare I say it, one victor frankenstein.

Also, xeifrank.

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I took care of xanthan for you

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 3, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It only has one button! How do you type!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 3, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the STATS button. This is all he needs.

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 3, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs a Z key.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Feb 3, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought this was going to be an announcement that Manny signed with the Dodgers after all…

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 3, 2009 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

Is that your suggestion?

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Sabean talking to Boras on his cell phone.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 3, 2009 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

Sharksrog, while watching a Lincecum game. Though that might be NSFW. .

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Feb 3, 2009 11:43 AM PST reply actions  

I like this idea. Maybe natto could censor it.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Feb 3, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I support this proposal. Make it so.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Feb 6, 2009 6:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Polar bear making out with a praying mantis

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 3, 2009 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

too obvious

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Feb 3, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Robots playing baseball with Barry Bonds on the planet Mars.

by xanthan on Feb 3, 2009 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

Just draw me a pic of Fred Lewis being awesome and I’ll love you forever.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 3, 2009 11:53 AM PST reply actions  

He said no NSFW.

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Julian Tavarez and Randy Johnson making out with their shirts off.

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be better if it was Julian Tavarez and Mark Dewey making out, but Mark Dewey wasn’t ugly.

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

We need to work Willie McGee into this scenario somehow.

by xanthan on Feb 3, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He was ugly on the inside.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Feb 3, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Lewis naked hulla-hooping!

THAT might be NSFW depending on what part of Fred the hula-hoop is swinging on

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 3, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

that’s a case of both being NSFW but one being slightly more NSFW.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Feb 3, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s number seven. People can still make suggestions, but I may or may not get to them. I probably will eventually though.

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

A Godzilla vs King Kong style wrestling match between Sabs and Boras staged on or around the Golden Gate Bridge.

Or, since Boras isn’t really that distinct as a caricature, you could sub in Zito.

by fwoty oz on Feb 3, 2009 11:57 AM PST reply actions  

or Bonds vs Manny

This doesn’t really make sense but it might look awesome

by fwoty oz on Feb 3, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Why is Bonds shouting Keith Law’s name?

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

KRAWWWW

Its his battle cry.

In my defense, I’m pretty sure I’m neither-handed.

by fwoty oz on Feb 3, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s aiming for some dreds. Paint’s 3d rendering is sorely lacking.

by fwoty oz on Feb 3, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The sharks are my favorite part

by kvdp12 on Feb 3, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that it show that Barry is clearly smarter of the two, as his wide stance(!!) straddling the Bridge gives him the advantage in this kind of fight.

by satyricrash on Feb 3, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Instant favorite, lets green this!

Manny reminds me of the aliens from Independence Day!

I’m also confused by Barry’s stance, it looks like it would be uncomfortable to have the bridge between your legs and have to position your body to one side of the bridge’s cables. That and some cars look like they’re about ready to drive into his crotch and or ass.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 5, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

It looks like they're dancing

A McC newcomer but not outstanding.

by SFGuy on Feb 6, 2009 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Are the planes shooting at Manny and Barry?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 9, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ya that was the idea

godzilla vs king kong style

by fwoty oz on Feb 9, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 9, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Draw Sportscenter anchor Linda Cohn eating crabcakes.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Feb 3, 2009 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

That is most definitely NSFW. And awesome.

by cornball on Feb 3, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we make it

Erin Andrews and a tootsie pop?

by draykrogg on Feb 4, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, so first there’s me. And then there’s Grant, too. And he’s all like, “I’m a married man … this isn’t right.”

And I’m all like, “You’re right, it’s not.”

And then he changes his facebook settings from “single” to “in a relationship.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 3, 2009 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

And then we do it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 3, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

HOWTHEYGRANTED OTP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 3, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

free life hint

“cybering” is not “doing it”.

HTH!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Feb 3, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

How They wHored?

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

How They ‘Scored’.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Feb 3, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

addendum:

/pelvic thrust.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Feb 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least it was free.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 3, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

How about something like a class picture?

Hear me out on this one….

Us “regulars” or irregulars, if you will, send you a headshot and you do a real quick characterature based on only the headshot we submit and what we’re known for here on MCC. Assemble all the inidividual characters into a “class picture” of sorts, with our names on the bottom listed by row and from L to R.

The Goofus character could be dancing on the side with nobody in particular paying attention to him…

Grant could play the part of headmaster, yardstick in hand…

Xeifrank could be nothing but a ’puter screen on a pair of shoulders…

The Pokeman posse could be huddled together doing whatever it is they do!

Does this make any sense, or am I just a blathering idiot?

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Feb 3, 2009 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

Xeifrank could be nothing but a ’puter screen on a pair of shoulders…

Hey pal, that’s my shtick.

by xanthan on Feb 3, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

ya, ya, ya…don’t know how I managed to screw that one up.

There will only be one xanthan!!!

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Feb 3, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

/Hal9000 voice

I’m sorry PacBellBoozer, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

/opens air lock

by xanthan on Feb 3, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

<xanthan is the ’puter screen on shoulders>

Xeifrank is the Apple IIe in the corner spewing that Dodger crap

my bad.

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Feb 3, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s an awful lot of regulars…that’ll be quite a challenge to not miss anyone.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 3, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a whole lot of work.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 3, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He could just draw the really important ones. Like Grant and Howtheyscored. Together.

by xanthan on Feb 3, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

xanthan and I, what with not knowing about Billy North, could be peeing on a baseball history book.

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

All I’d have to do is make some changes to this.

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

However, if I could draw for shit and was going to make a MCC-related caricature of myself, I would probably draw myself with a bifurcated face, with one side screaming OMG THE RAGE and the other side babbling trivia about players like Mark Carreon, Rance Mulliniks, and Brad Wellman.

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I would probably do something like this. This would be one of the “Eh… I’ll get tolater” projects though.

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ya…something like that would rock! Cool stuff.

I'm missing Omar and all his "Dreamy-ness".

by PacBellBoozer on Feb 3, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Do it like that simpsons poster with 200+ ppl on it. You don’t need free time!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

We have that poster!

by Merope on Feb 5, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I count? (insert hopeful face)

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Feb 4, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this make any sense, or am I just a blathering idiot?

Who says it can’t be both?

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 3, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Just draw two glasses-wearing brunettes in Fred Lewis shirts. That’s me and jponry.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 9, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Kent washing his truck

or Jeff Kent and Barry fighting.

Barry beating Joe Torre “again”. Was there ever a first time?

Barry vs Gagne, the ultimate roids battle!

by Hobbes2d on Feb 3, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Natto already did one of a Kent washing his truck statue!

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds beat Torre here.

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 3, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, god, I remember that game. Nick Johnson’s homer was such a lame little piece of crap, just getting out of the short porch in the right field corner.

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by jcb9 on Feb 3, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The look of disbelief on Armando Benitez's face...

After giving up that HR to Delgado

formerly April3rdLifeBegins

by YaSquare on Feb 3, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

already done

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Ah, that image covers so many of the looks that have appeared on Armando Benitez’s face over the years.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 3, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Greatest. Drawing. Ever.

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by iamawesomer on Feb 3, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Photobucket
Like this except make it an angry, surly Bonds monster rising from McCovey Cove, with appropriate landmarks.

by seyheystretch on Feb 3, 2009 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

Liza has really let herself go

by Giant Voodoo on Feb 3, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It's that vertigo

Either that or sleeping with Gob

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 3, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Draw a war between

Sabean and The Razor after one of their hilariously intense interview sessions.

by Hobbes2d on Feb 3, 2009 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

i second this

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 3, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus dancing at the inauguration

Hector Sanchez: learning to play defense from older brother Jackson Williams.

by tedfordfan on Feb 3, 2009 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

This*

*Requires a GIF too though

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

Your 2009 Opening Day starter at second base*: Eugenio Velez
*For the Fresno Grizzlies

by baetown415 on Feb 3, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You know

I think something we could get a lot of use out of would be a drawing of Randy Winn and Steve Nash playing a little one-on-one basketball (I envision Winn with the wide set defensive stance, in full Giants uni and eye black for greatest recognition / comic effect, but I’m not the one drawing anything)

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 3, 2009 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

Randy...and this odd black blob on the ground.

Because Steve Nash is a mere shadow of his former self.

This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.

by victor frankenstein on Feb 3, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Note: I’m not going to start drawing these until tomorrow night as I’m busy with another project at the moment. Stay tuned.

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by Natto on Feb 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

draw yourself drawing something

you know get all meta on us

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Feb 3, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions  

or howie masturbatin’ while looking at a picture of himself masturbatin’

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 4, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i laughed oddly long at this.

by Giant Voodoo on Feb 5, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I would also use the phrase “oddly long” to describe this.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I do that all the time, actually.

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by Natto on Feb 4, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll notice that I carefully chose which comment to reply to.

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

How about

Barry Zito and Brian Wilson long tossing over a canyon… with that canyon being Paris Hilton’s vagina?

by draykrogg on Feb 4, 2009 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

But you could make it SFW in a subliminal Little Mermaid poster kinda way.

by draykrogg on Feb 4, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Holla!

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Feb 4, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What terrible instrument of banlike destruction is he holding behind his back?

This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.

by victor frankenstein on Feb 4, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

are those moon boots?

I think it would be funnier with high heels.

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Feb 5, 2009 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

don't get me wrong

awesome – applause all the way

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Feb 5, 2009 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re army boots.

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Clealy, an empire waist would be much more flattering to Grant

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Feb 6, 2009 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 6, 2009 7:10 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

OH MY GOD

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Feb 6, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

I was excited when I first saw them too, but they don’t work.

by ktice on Feb 8, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

As dual SkyKennels?

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Feb 8, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

DON'T LET HOWIE SEE THIS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 5, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re going to add color, dark blue for dress would just be super.

by timmeh on Feb 5, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 5, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

We really should get that fan fixed.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 5, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m loving the second guy. He kind of reminds me of Devin Towsend (who in my opinion, has the finest skullet ever)

by xanthan on Feb 5, 2009 5:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a bigger version? It requires too much squinting to read the comments for me to make it through.

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll upload it when I get home.

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Right click, view image. At least, that brought up a bigger version for me.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Feb 5, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that works. I forgot that SB Nation resizes images for your convenience.

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, there we go!

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by jcb9 on Feb 5, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

SB Nation: You’re welcome for screwing this up for you Natto!

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by WalrusMan on Feb 5, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

Urge to kill rising…

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Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Feb 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 5, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shiite

that is awesome Nat. Way better than I pictured!

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 5, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto, I'm curious

What do you do for a living, or what are you hoping to do? Does it involve cartooning or any other kind of art? I’m a current fine arts major, myself

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Feb 5, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m doing illustration work for a game company, but I got a degree in Animation at the Art Institute of SF. Before that, I got a BA in fine art from UC Santa Cruz. While I like and appreciate fine art, I couldn’t picture myself doing it for a living. I’m really into comics and animation, so I decided to go to school for that after UCSC.

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by Natto on Feb 5, 2009 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm kind of the same way

My ultimate goal is to work for Pixar or Disney animation. Not so much for the animation, but the character, set and concept designing

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Feb 7, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I would kill to work for Pixar. I can show you the bodies.

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by Natto on Feb 7, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the poster idea...

Could you add a bear???? I don’t post much but I read everything on here….

"It hurts sooooooo... good!"

by Baybear on Feb 5, 2009 9:17 PM PST reply actions  

This

is multiple levels of awesome!

I can haz homerunz!

by jbowl on Feb 6, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Make this green

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 6, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Too many fingers.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 7, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

lol awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 8, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Whenever Natto is bored

The world is better for it.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 8, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Think tank?

Brilliant.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 8, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the clever attempt to electrocute Sharksrog by dropping a plugged in TV into the tank.

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 8, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

lol at the “rog” tag. This is very cute, I like it. I think we’re all mature enough to handle the gritty unrated version though.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 8, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you animate it?

maybe put it up on YouTuna?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

by S.F. Giangst on Feb 8, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Animated Adventures of Sharksrog.

Followed by repeats of Shark starring James Woods.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 8, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Coward.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Feb 9, 2009 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty cool though.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Feb 9, 2009 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 10, 2009 4:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Total request live

Brett Tomko, his wife, and me, eating sushi in a mall food court.

If you can’t do that, how about Grant and Howie snuggling?

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Feb 9, 2009 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

Better yet, spooning!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 9, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Spooning leads to forking…

by chilibean_3 on Feb 9, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

…which of course leads to sporking.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Feb 9, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The story of spork

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Feb 9, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

A (very) late request

Barry Zito hitting on Paris Hilton.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 9, 2009 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

Barry and Paris

On opposite sides of a canyon tossing a Valtrex back and forth.

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 9, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry and Christy Canyon

in Paris with Valerie Harper.

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Feb 9, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahahafafa fap fap fap

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 10, 2009 12:35 AM PST up reply actions  

no but really, well done, this is my favorite

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 10, 2009 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I always knew oldjacket wore a fursuit!

by xanthan on Feb 10, 2009 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

there is no truth to this rumor

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 10, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

what is that?

answer: a cross between me and oldjacket

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Feb 10, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

oh dear

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 10, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The mantis has nice hair.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 10, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

/applause

I like the addition of flowing locks to the polar bear

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 10, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope that I don’t end up being responisble for a deluge of furries.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 10, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s xanthan 3000!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to sneak in a Bay City Ball logo on the robot somewhere, but I couldn’t find a good place.

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If only the robot’s cap was in view we’d be able to see that he is a member of the Martian powerhouse Bay City Ballers.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Note: Barry is wearing his cap on top of his space helmet.

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

actually

that’s a built-in robot pitch detection and bat correlations system. Since you know, he would even cheat against robots!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Feb 10, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice touch. I thought at first that his head swelled up (more).

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Feb 10, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m loving this one, awesome work.

by xanthan on Feb 11, 2009 5:27 AM PST up reply actions  

He can’t cry! There’s no crying in robotball!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

by S.F. Giangst on Feb 11, 2009 5:30 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s sweating. OIL.

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by Natto on Feb 11, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the WalkerTron 5000! Sweats and lobs gopher balls just like the real thing!

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 11, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

poor xanthan :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 12, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That is pretty awesome

Kudos.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 11, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If you had said “lightsaber” LucasFilms would have left a dead kitten in your mailbox.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

by S.F. Giangst on Feb 12, 2009 4:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I didn’t. You’ll never trap me, Lucas! *shakes fist *

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I love that he’s obviously trampled something dodgers-related in the recent moments

by bondslegend on Feb 12, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

just so we're clear

i would totally buy a colorized version of this on a t-shirt. i just dig fred lewis (and natto art) THAT much.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Feb 12, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of coloring it anyway. T-shirt… maybe.

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of the “Dinosaurs in jet fighters” artwork in Calvin and Hobbes. Well done.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

As a kid, I always played this computer game where you were a dinosaur with a jetpack and fired rockets.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 14, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I will ever see anything more full of awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 12, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to take a break and then resume drawing some of these. Sadly, I might not get to yours, howtheyscored.

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 11:02 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, poo.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 14, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

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