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Read it all. Novitzky is a lower form of life than previously imagined.

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I’ve tried to read this article a few times but I can’t, because I can’t get past the painting. LOLOL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 27, 2009 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

Hmm...

…why does that theme seem familiar?

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 1, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s blocked at school. I wonder why?

I wish I could explain to the filter that I just read it for the articles! Honest!

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Feb 27, 2009 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

ditto the air force controlled internet in qatar.

but these are the same chodes that had wikipedia blocked the first time i was out here. so i’m sure they’ll come around and realize playboy is a beacon of journalistic integrity that has nothing to do with pornography.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Mar 1, 2009 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow I never knew playboy did real writing

There was some pretty revealing stuff here (if true) and I was most surprised about the true effects of the cream and the clear. Good read! Bue terrible mural!

my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.

by hubert on Feb 27, 2009 9:54 AM PST reply actions  

They've done real writing for years.

If you can get past the unabashedly airbrushed vacuosities it’s a pretty classy mag.

Somewhere between Maxim and Harper’s.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 1, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

er

Maxim and Esquire, more like it. Harpers not much.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Mar 3, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a big fan of Lewis Lapham’s personal jackoff?

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Mar 6, 2009 4:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Some one please post the article...

The Hospital here blocked porn sites here b/c the ER nurse looked at gay porn constantly.

I am SERIOUS! (Note Capital letters)

I am on a vendetta to make sports enjoyable to watch again, and Mr. Buck you are at the top of my LIST!!! Mr. Selig don’t get to upset you are number TWO!!!

by say hey nation on Feb 27, 2009 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

Gay porn at work? Think of the children!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 27, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

They have children working in the ER?

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 27, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

When my wife started at her first professional job, her computer hadn’t been cleaned up from the last person to use that office, and its web browser had dozens and dozens of gay porn sites bookmarked. Plus the email client had lots of saved correspondence arguing with said sites over billing issues.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 27, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

A Friends quote

Don’t you guys know there’s naked chicks in here?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 27, 2009 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

where are the pics?

by wilriv21 on Feb 27, 2009 10:19 AM PST reply actions  

Is the link SFW? Just want to make sure before clicking it…

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by Natto on Feb 27, 2009 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

no, it begins with images of barry’s shruken testes

I am on a vendetta to make sports enjoyable to watch again, and Mr. Buck you are at the top of my LIST!!! Mr. Selig don’t get to upset you are number TWO!!!

by say hey nation on Feb 27, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sold!

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by Natto on Feb 27, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stop thinking about barry’s shrunken testes.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 27, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG Awesome MCC marketing opportunity!

Design t-shirts with the words “I Cant’ Stop Thinking About…” and allow users to add any phrase to the end.

LICENSE TO PRINT MONEY!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 27, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

…thinking about offing Passan…

I am on a vendetta to make sports enjoyable to watch again, and Mr. Buck you are at the top of my LIST!!! Mr. Selig don’t get to upset you are number TWO!!!

by say hey nation on Feb 27, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Feb 27, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow!

Incredible article, I just was hearing about this piece on KNBR streaming earlier today.

Impressive that someone in the media is standing up for Bonds. I commend Jonathan Littman!

http://nickengvall.wordpress.com

by sactownxsi on Feb 27, 2009 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

Littman has been doing some incredible work at Yahoo! reporting on the trial, etc.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Mar 2, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Playboy’s piece in 2004 was the best thing I have read about the Bonds case yet (I just printed this one and will read it later)

by FluLikeSymptoms on Feb 27, 2009 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

This latest article is a good bookend to the first.

Subpoena Hank Aaron: Drag his butt before congress and let him state, under penalty of perjury, that he never took amphetamines.

by Sabertooth on Feb 27, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, great read, Tooth. Thanks for the link.

by satyricrash on Feb 27, 2009 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

You’re welcome. Really hope Novitsky gets some just desserts at some point.

Subpoena Hank Aaron: Drag his butt before congress and let him state, under penalty of perjury, that he never took amphetamines.

by Sabertooth on Feb 27, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been two-and-a-half years since I mentioned this, so here goes again…

When I had a fake stomachache in middle school and wanted to go home, I’d have to ask the receptionist at the front desk to call my mom. The receptionist … was Novitsky’s mom.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 27, 2009 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Feb 27, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

When I read this first I thought it said “fakemustache”, which is even more shocking!

by satyricrash on Feb 27, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

DUNT DUNT

DUUUUUUH

my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after he came out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.

by hubert on Mar 1, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I can go one better than that......

I grew up about one minute away from him. Who knew it would end up being like living near bin Laden or Hitler.

by Stoned Slacker on Mar 3, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, a guy who was in my wedding grew up about one minute away from him, so top that!

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 4, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Playboy has articles?

by SFGuy on Feb 28, 2009 2:56 AM PST reply actions  

Yes. Titillating ones.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Feb 28, 2009 3:00 AM PST up reply actions  

a criticism

The thinly-veiled accusations of racism strike me as very unfair. As someone who also grew up on the Peninsula with both Novitzky and Bonds, I wouldn’t be suprised if indeed there may be some craving for the spotlight on Jeff’s part, but nothing beyond that. The author is trying to inject extra drama where it isn’t needed. The facts he includes concerning the legal and procedural problems with the case are interesting enough for those of us interested in the story—dropping in some racist allegations makes it seem as though he doesn’t trust his material and feels the need to add intrigue (and maybe a few more readers who otherwise wouldn’t read it otherwise). Besides, if it’s added intrigue he wants, why not explore the ‘need for attention’ angle? Bonds grew up with a tremendous gift that many people feel he took for granted, and to have someone on his case (so to speak) who felt as though he just missed living the kind of dream Barry ended up living is a very compelling storyline.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Mar 4, 2009 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

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