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Community Projection: Tim Lincecum

Things I learned from watching yesterday's game:

  • Travis Ishikawa isn't going to hit 324 home runs this year. That's absurd. But cutting that prediction down by 50% -- 162 home runs -- is very reasonable. I, for one, am looking forward to the new, clean home run champ. Stand up and clap, Selig! Ishikawa will save us all!
  • Based on one nice play, I'm pretty sure Pablo Sandoval is going to be no worse than a jollier Brooks Robinson at third base.
  • The Giants can score runs. Take off your evidence blinders, haters. Ten runs is nothing for this team.
  • The Indians broadcast team needs to mix up their programming. Baseball is sooo boring. How about a guest or two, guys?
  • Tim Lincecum will average a strikeout per inning this year. Crazy, I know, but I'll stand by it.

Which brings us to our community projection for Lincecum. Somehow, I forgot to do one last year, but I'm sure I predicted that he was going to win the Cy Young. Just search the archives. If you can't find anything, search them again.

The problem with this projection is that I'm a superstitious fool. I don't want to be too optimistic about the guy, because then I'm scared he'll get hurt. My actions and thoughts do kind of control the universe, it seems. But Lincecum isn't made of porcelain, so I agree with Ralph Barbieri. I talked to an anatomy professor, and she assured me that it is very unlikely that Lincecum is made of even .0001% porcelain.

That made me feel better, but my research also uncovered that Lincecum is made of tissue, muscle, sinew, and bone. And those things can degrade over time, especially if they're involved in some sort of unnatural physical activity. I was shocked. Stunned. Aghast. Now I'm thinking that maybe it wasn't a good idea for Lincecum to throw more pitches than anyone in baseball.

Calling Lincecum "The Franchise" always seemed a little cliché and trite, but danged if it isn't the truth. My baseball-related happiness is entirely wrapped around the fate of one player. He made a 90-loss season watchable, and he gave us something to root for in November. If the Giants are going to do something that resembles anything in the next couple of years, it's almost certainly because Lincecum is pitching like the generational dynamo that he is. That urge you have to stand outside of Lincecum's window, arms aloft, holding a boombox above your head? Run with it. It's natural.

But I can't go nuts, here. I can't just predict another Cy Young season because he had one last year. That was a special season, and just because he's young doesn't mean that it's a given that he'll improve. A calm, collected projection is what we need. Temper the expectations. Let the world know that even if Lincecum regresses to the mean a little bit, he's still the greatest thing since penicillin.

Tim Lincecum

IP: 233
K: 377
BB: 55
ERA: 1.6180339887
HRA: 5

There. That's somewhat reasonable. I didn't let my inner fanboy corrupt my projection too much. Your projections for Tim Lincecum, if you would....

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(IP: 223
K: 234
BB: 87
ERA: 3.32
HRA: 13)

by Grant on Feb 26, 2009 10:52 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Grant is waaaay off base. I think Grant, on the other hand, is pretty much right on the money.

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 26, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 232
K: 236
BB: 82
ERA: 3.22
HRA: 16

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2009 10:54 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 227
K: 251
BB: 74
ERA: 3.14 (!)
HRA: 7

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2009 10:54 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

lulz pie

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 26, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 218
K: 263
ERA: 2.90
HRA: 14
WINZ: 17

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 10:56 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Cain’s numbers will be somewhat similar, except for the winz, of course.

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

His WINZ will be -4.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

if there's a way to get negative wins

he will be the man to find out how.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 26, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m endorsing this projection.

by Dan from NM on Feb 26, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't kill me yet....

IP: 208
K: 215
BB: 65
ERA: 2.98
HRA: 12 (damn to Coors and Chase Field, mostly)
WINZ: 20….. yes, mark it down
CG: 1 3/4 (Bochy will figure out how to do that)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Feb 26, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'll be the optimistic goober on this one

IP: 218
K: 265
ERA: 2.48
HRA: 10

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by jcb9 on Feb 26, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

He will give 255 batters hot but pee

I am on a vendetta to make sports enjoyable to watch again, and Mr. Buck you are at the top of my LIST!!! Mr. Selig don’t get to upset you are number TWO!!!

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

He will give 255 batters hot but butt pee

I am on a vendetta to make sports enjoyable to watch again, and Mr. Buck you are at the top of my LIST!!! Mr. Selig don’t get to upset you are number TWO!!!

by say hey nation on Feb 26, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

so butt pee wasn't as funny to me

when i actually got it this weekend. i almost snickered on the toilet but i was in too much pain.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 26, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 220
K: 264
ERA: 2.81
WHIP: 1.16
HRA: 14

by TimLincecumIsGod on Feb 26, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP 228
K 260
BB 75
ERA 2.65
HRA 12

by out machine on Feb 26, 2009 11:05 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 237
K: 273
ERA: 3.11
HRA: 13
BB: 76
WHIP: 1.11
WINZ: 22
SAVES: 1

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 26, 2009 11:08 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 225.
ERA: 3.05
K: 245.
BB: 85.
HRA: 15.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Feb 26, 2009 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 26, 2009 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

SHE GAVE ME A PEN!

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Contract Negotiations via Pitch-Count

Having him pitch lots of innings is a great way to renew his contract for a lower price. The value proposition is simple: If you don’t resign now for a reasonable amount, we’ll squeeze every last pitch out of you in the next couple years. But if you do, we’ll start thinking about your long-term health.

by flip3 on Feb 26, 2009 11:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Unless innings pitched factors into arbitration, which wouldn’t surprise me…

by Missing Barry on Feb 26, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 245
K: 280
BB: 75
ERA: 2.50
HRA: 15

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Feb 26, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 206
K: 223
BB: 62
ERA: 2.68
HRA: 11

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 26, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 229
K: 257
BB: 67
ERA: 2.13
HRA: 14
Wins: 21
Loses: 5

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Feb 26, 2009 11:23 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 215
K: 275
BB: 75
ERA: 1.98
HRA: 8

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
Adopted Father of Luis Perdomo

by fanofvanlandingham on Feb 26, 2009 11:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 205
K: 220
BB: 70
ERA: 2.99
HRA: 15

by paboperfecto on Feb 26, 2009 11:27 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 220
K: 275
BB: 35
ERA: 2.72
HRA: Lincecum doesn’t allow dingerz. If anyone comes remotely close to hitting one out, he’ll use his Force Powers to pull the ball back in, for Rowand to catch.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Feb 26, 2009 11:28 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

He’s sad because his lightsabre is blue

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+109

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)

by walkoff baltimore chop on Feb 26, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is amazing

by kimmyg on Feb 26, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum doesn’t allow dingerz. If anyone comes remotely close to hitting one out, he’ll use his Force Powers to pull the ball back in, for Rowand to catch.

but a run will score because attempting to throw the tagging runner on third at home, Rowand will throw the ball and hit Lou Seal on top of the Giants dugout, who is distracted by doing his pelvic thrusts and a finger wag (ala Dikembe Mutumbo) at the dejected batter as he walks back to the dugout mumbling. Jon Miller will then say that was the worst throw to the plate in the history of the game, while the opposing announcers will make some stupid joke about somebody needing to get Lou Seal some Excedrin or the Giants needing a new centerfielder

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Feb 26, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man does not fly in the house of Mutombo.

by faust10 on Feb 26, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

225
258
50
2.88
11

I can haz homerunz!

by jbowl on Feb 26, 2009 11:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 213
K: 249
BB: 76
ERA: 2.88
HRA: 16
Wins: 17
Loses: 8

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Feb 26, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

HaHa

“The Indians broadcast team needs to mix up their programming. Baseball is sooo boring. How about a guest or two, guys?”

by kvdp12 on Feb 26, 2009 11:49 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I was expecting Eddie Harris from the ’89 AL East Championship team to show up any second.

Of course they are showing ANOTHER Indians broadcast today, so who will we have to look forward to tonight?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio. The 28th best prospect in all the land!

by Mike Hawk on Feb 26, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Willie Mays Hayes

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 26, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no, House is on Mondays

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 26, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

170 IP
171 K
60 BB
3.95 ERA
15 HRA

I’m a pessimistic dude.

by David Arnott on Feb 26, 2009 11:54 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

mancrush.

IP: 213
K: 264
BB: 45
ERA: 2.62
HRA: 9
W-L: 16-6
Ditka v. Lincecum: still Ditka

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio. The 28th best prospect in all the land!

by Mike Hawk on Feb 26, 2009 12:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

you guys are all dummies

IP: 279 (rubber arm)
K: 301 (because he’s awesome)
BB: 42 (this many because he’s still experimenting with the eephus)
ERA: 1.43 (he gives up 40 runs in one bad outing, the rest are shutouts)
HRA: 1 (something about chipper jones promising to hit one in his last at-bat for some dying kid)
Wins: 24
Loses: 1 (those 40 run outings aren’t going to get a W)
Percentage of Americans Who Love Him By Seasons End: 97%
Rec Centers Saved By His Incredible Break Dancing Moves: 2

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Feb 26, 2009 12:08 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

21-6
270K
2.10 ERA
240 IP
60 BB
9 HRA

Subpoena Hank Aaron: Drag his butt before congress and let him state, under penalty of perjury, that he never took amphetamines.

by Sabertooth on Feb 26, 2009 12:09 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

By reading all the projections for Tim the Enchanter, I was too distracted to notice the hot lady walking her dog past my home-office window till she was too far away for a good dirty-old-man stare. This has put me in a bad mood. Therefore, Tim, I predict the following from you:

18-6
210 IP
2.97 ERA
73 BB
245 K
11 HRA

by txgiant on Feb 26, 2009 12:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO MIX IN SOMEONE I’LL PROJECT TO DO BADLY GRANT, GOD.

19-5
227 IP
2.45 ERA
251 K
71 BB
13 HRA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 26, 2009 12:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

it's cain's turn to dazzle

a humbler Enchanter, but only slightly:

WHIP: 1.18
IP: 210
K: 225
BB: 67
ERA: 3.26
HRA: 14

3rd place in Cy Young voting, trailing Cain and Haren.

by barge on Feb 26, 2009 12:29 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Keep the optimism train rolling

IP: 240
K: 280
BB: 70
ERA: 2.75
HRA: 15

Thanks Yahoo for linking to this image:

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by marcello on Feb 26, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

My god how shopped is that. Please tell me that’s shopped.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 26, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea, I don’t like it one bit though.

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by marcello on Feb 26, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why is it shopped? Since I don’t do projections, I feel I need to post somewhere.

by timmeh on Feb 26, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Walrus Man was projecting.

Subpoena Hank Aaron: Drag his butt before congress and let him state, under penalty of perjury, that he never took amphetamines.

by Sabertooth on Feb 26, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim. Really?

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Feb 26, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 241
K: 268
BB: 75
ERA: 2.51
Miracles performed: 4
Old gods vanquished: 3

by Stoned Slacker on Feb 26, 2009 1:35 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Little itty-bitty Sophomore slump

Except he’s a Junior.

IP: 208
K: 221
BB: 61
ERA: 3.14
HRA: 15

Hector Sanchez: learning to play defense from older brother Jackson Williams.

by tedfordfan on Feb 26, 2009 1:46 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

CYA #2

Back to Back…

20-5
IP: 228
K: 253
BB: 73
ERA: 2.43
HRA: 18

http://nickengvall.wordpress.com

by sactownxsi on Feb 26, 2009 1:53 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Disappointed that I don’t have any “c wat u did thar”s from the math nerds.

by Grant on Feb 26, 2009 1:55 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

wat did u dood thar?

by The Double Deuce on Feb 26, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The 1.618… is the Golden Ratio, which is supposed to be the most beautiful ratio between (um) things and other things in nature.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 26, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually..

That would be the The Golden Number

page is full of of Math Nerd goodness :-)

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by nvsfg on Feb 26, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There is more Math Nerd goodness in the fake prediction. My cleverness must be acknowledged.

by Grant on Feb 26, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Big fan of Mr. Fibonacci, huh?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 26, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My cleverness was acknowledged!

by Grant on Feb 26, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is is the 162 game schedule the Golden Number with a missed decimal and a rounding error?

Subpoena Hank Aaron: Drag his butt before congress and let him state, under penalty of perjury, that he never took amphetamines.

by Sabertooth on Feb 26, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The word “image” in a box?

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 137 1/3
K: 71
BB: 49
ERA: 3.52
HRA: 9

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by WalrusMan on Feb 26, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think you got your K and IP numbers backwards. Maybe.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Feb 26, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No..

I’m doing something…perhaps it’s stupid but I’ve actually got a system.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 26, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does it have to do with jcb9’s ass? Because I think you need to find a new system.

by timmeh on Feb 27, 2009 8:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, he must be getting more and more sore as the days go on so I’m giving him a break.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 27, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Rainman Projections For Tim Lincecum

GS 33
Innings 225
FIP 3.00
SO 246
BB 84
HR 15

by giantsrainman on Feb 26, 2009 3:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Rainman....

do you ever make it rain?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Feb 26, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Our projections are pretty much identical.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Feb 27, 2009 3:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Cookyman is GRM. GRM is Cookyman.

by xanthan on Feb 27, 2009 6:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And they’re both Pedro Feliz.

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 27, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

eh?

GS: 34
IP: 231
ERA: 2.45
SO: 270
BB: 75
HRA: 12

and he will hit his first major league home run

"I didn't know (after seeing a spectacular over-the-shoulder catch) whether to shit or go blind." - Former Giants Outfielder Harvey Kuenn on Willie Mays

by stealth snail on Feb 26, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum will lead the majors in homeruns.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Feb 26, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

at least that’s what they are saying in Cebu

by wilriv21 on Feb 26, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

cebuanos always say stuff like that

by shanghaijim on Feb 26, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s how they roll in Cebu, I guess

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 27, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And Ishikawa will be 2nd

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Feb 26, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else disturbed by how many innings everyone is projecting him to pitch? 230-240? No thanks.

by Missing Barry on Feb 26, 2009 4:32 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

We’re assuming Bochy is still the manager.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim LIncecum =/= Porcelin

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 27, 2009 6:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why is that a problem? He threw 227 in 2008.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Feb 27, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 225
K: 243
ERA: 2.92
HRA: 12

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Feb 26, 2009 5:14 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 213
K: 221
ERA: 3.35
HRA: 15
W-L: 16-7

by lehmsbobby on Feb 26, 2009 5:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 225 2/3
K: 270
BB: 50
ERA: 2.07
HRA: 11
Haircuts: 0

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 26, 2009 5:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

On the one hand, Tim badly needs a haircut.

On the other, FLOWING LOCKS would be hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 26, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Haircut’s are never needed. I think we need another “Meet the McCovens” post before the season.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 26, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I need a haircut.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 26, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

When some people say that I point out that my hair is down to my top lip in the front and goes past my collar in the back. Maybe I’m due for a trim since it’s getting pretty crazy, but I’ll take a half inch off.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 26, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I just shaved my cranium.

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 26, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Prince Paul needs a haircut.

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 27, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

a devil’s haircut

by microwave donut on Feb 27, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe so

I just colored my hair.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 26, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, his hair isn’t that bad. It’s not a mullet and it’s not all ratty.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 26, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it looks kind of ridiculous in this picture from today

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 26, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think that’s evidence of RJ’s influence.

Subpoena Hank Aaron: Drag his butt before congress and let him state, under penalty of perjury, that he never took amphetamines.

by Sabertooth on Feb 26, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think he looks better with the longer hair TBH.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 26, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, just keep to slammin’ your boy okay.

The hair is just fine. It’s about the same as in my avatar, so back off chickie.

by timmeh on Feb 27, 2009 8:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In other Lincecum-related news

If anyone’s an espn insider, i’d strongly urge checking this out. It’s timmy’s old man (mr. franchise?) talking through his windup, pretty interesting.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Feb 26, 2009 5:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Mr. The Freak

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 26, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HE CAN THROW 88 MPH!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Feb 26, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Very good Nate.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Feb 26, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Great Aaron!

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by WalrusMan on Feb 27, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hard Tack

(Seabiscuit’s sire)

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Feb 27, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Lincecum

IP: 206
K: 211
BB: 49
ERA: 3.30
HRA: 8

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Feb 26, 2009 5:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Optimism :-)

GS:35
W/L: 21-6
IP: 238
K: 255
BB: 68
ERA: 3.03
WHIP: 1.18

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Feb 26, 2009 5:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 233
ERA: 2.94
W/L: 16-7
BB: 80
HRA: 13

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Feb 26, 2009 5:52 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

also

250 Ks

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Feb 26, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I PREDICT NOT-SUCK!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 26, 2009 6:11 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

That’s a spot-on prediction. I agree.

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Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Feb 26, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy

IP: 221
K: 226
BB: 52
ERA: 2.74
W/L: 18-5

by gimpsta7 on Feb 26, 2009 6:33 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 218
K: 225
BB: 45
ERA: 2.89
HRA: 6

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Feb 26, 2009 6:39 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 230
K: 251
BB: 62
ERA: 3.01
HRA: 6
W/L: 19-7

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Feb 26, 2009 6:39 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 222
K: 239
BB: 54
ERA: 2.91
HRA: 7
W-L: 17-6

by DuikeBuike on Feb 26, 2009 6:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 220 2/3
K: 245
BB: 68
ERA: 2.71828182845904523536…
FIP: 3.14159
HRA: 10
WINZ: 18

by DividedByZero on Feb 26, 2009 9:03 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I also noticed that E just came back.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 26, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Your FIP Is Way Off. PI (or if you prefer pie) Isn't Even Close. But, It Sure Does Taste Good.

FIP = 3.2+((13(HR)+3(BB)-2(K))/IP). With your numbers this is 3.2+(((13×10)+(68×3)-(245×2))/220.67) = 3.2+((130+204-490)/220.67) = (-156/220.67) = 3.2-.71 = 2.49.

by giantsrainman on Feb 26, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Curses!

Fine, I admit it… I’m a STAT n00b.

by DividedByZero on Feb 26, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/head explodes

that’s a lot of numbers

by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not a Timmy projection but...

I just got an email from my aunt who works with Chelsea Romo (Sergios wife). The email was a link to our community projection for Sergio. I guess either Sergio or Chelsea is a McCoven lurker. I for one am excited to hear that there are at least a few non-nerds/ fanboys on here from time to time.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Feb 26, 2009 9:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

/waves to Jack Taschner’s mom

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/winks at Taschner’s wife

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Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Feb 26, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope she doesn’t take our Sergio love the wrong way.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 27, 2009 6:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or he.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 27, 2009 6:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I always wonder how much the players actually know about what happens on this site. Whether they just hear the highlights about their nicknames we give them or if they read when topics about them turn into Pokemon topics.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 27, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering why the guys in the clubhouse have been greeting each other with “HAPPY LINCECUM DAY!”

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 27, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope this means my adoption is still valid.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Mar 1, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 219
ERA: 3.15
K: 258
BB: 93
HRA: 19

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Feb 26, 2009 9:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

More IP, fewer pitches.

234.2 IP
281 K
63 BB
179 H
11 HRA
1.03 WHIP
2.48 ERA
20W!!

by Hammaker Party of 8 on Feb 26, 2009 10:02 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

My projections

he’s going to be really good.

by bondslegend on Feb 26, 2009 11:13 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

bold

But I like it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 26, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 237
K: 241
BB: 65
ERA: 2.41
HRA: 12

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Feb 27, 2009 5:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 312 2/3
K: 26
BB: 171
ERA: 6.49
HRA: 48

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

by Outside The Box Thinking on Feb 27, 2009 9:01 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Now that’s some OUTSIDE THE BOX THINKING!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 27, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is why there’s a box.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 27, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IP: 217
K: 248
BB: 54
ERA: 2.16
HRA: 16

by Scottsdale on Feb 27, 2009 9:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Timmy still pitches in the NL West

IP: 230
K: 272
BB: 64
ERA: 2.44
HRA: 14
W-L: 20-4
Cy Young: True

by bondo on Feb 27, 2009 9:46 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Denton True Young

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 27, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Subpoena Hank Aaron: Drag his butt before congress and let him state, under penalty of perjury, that he never took amphetamines.

by Sabertooth on Feb 27, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy

Is there a better value in baseball than TL for $650k… it could get ugly at arbitration next year.

by theo2456 on Feb 27, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Depends how much Longoria’s making, but it’s probably close between them.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 27, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Longoria was locked up last April with a deal that could potentially go 9 seasons, still he’s an excellent value. Story here.

by theo2456 on Feb 27, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Is there some reason my fanpost with the story on that got deleted? Sure I pasted a wire story, but I credited the wire and you can find it anywhere (i.e. they don’t belong to a site).

"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002

by achiappanza on Feb 27, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Already been posted.

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by Natto on Feb 27, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Where?

I don’t see any Fanposts or Fanshots about Lincecum. Still. Nor in this entry.

"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002

by achiappanza on Feb 27, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, thanks

Didn’t see it on the home page when I was looking though. I don’t think it would have aged off that fast. Is there some inconsistency about Fanshots posting chronologically on the home page?

"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002

by achiappanza on Feb 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve inceased my FanPost and FanShot numbers so that may help.

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by WalrusMan on Feb 28, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just another ho-hum season

42-(-1)
401 IP
K: 1204
BB: (-1)
ERA: (-0.39)
HRA: 0
Saves: 29
Holds: 14
Haircuts: 0
Autographs: 642,368

by sharksrog on Feb 27, 2009 1:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

sharksrog posts

87984798098

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 27, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

<3 timmy

IP: 224
K: 264
BB: 77
ERA: 2.89
HRA: 16
W-L: 15-6

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 27, 2009 6:21 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

No Sophomore Slump

IP: 217
H: 184
K: 236
B: 82
ERA: 2.74
HRA: 15

by koel on Feb 28, 2009 8:59 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

W-L: 20-6
IP: 230
K: 241
BB: 86
ERA: 2.83
HRA: 11

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Mar 2, 2009 10:31 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IP: 220
K: 230
BB: 80
ERA: 2.65
HRA: 12

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Mar 2, 2009 9:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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