Piazza Says He Was Always Clean

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Of course he was…he was getting the big Madison Avenue marketing bucks to stay clean!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Feb 26, 2009 10:28 AM PST reply actions

Nice mustache.

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by xanthan on Feb 26, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions

Suspicious

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions

+1

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by BrianBokake on Feb 26, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions

Looks 'shopped

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions

Shopped?

You mean Lasorda’s body or his shirt? I wouldn’t be caught dead in a shirt like that, unless I had a box of checkers with me.

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by Timlincecum.com on Feb 26, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions

Seems like he fonud them again a month later.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions

found
I should read before I post.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions

Tommy's Heart Institute and its first patient photo op

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Feb 26, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions

Even Worse...

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Feb 26, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions

Come on man

You’re too flattering. He repulses small children.

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 26, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions

by satyricrash on Feb 26, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions

brilliant.

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by jponry on Feb 26, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions

Anyone remember back in the 80s Lardsorda shilling for Days of Our Lives — how he hated to play in Chicago because there were always day games (not lights at Wrigley then) and he would miss his favorite soap opera. DUMB.

by satyricrash on Feb 26, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions

I WANT A SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER IN-ONE, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME IN THE SHOWERS WITH OTHER DUDES.

by satyricrash on Feb 26, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions

fuckin reply fail

by satyricrash on Feb 26, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions

Remember this awkward Piazza 'do?

I think he was trying out for a role as a villain in a “Bladerunner” sequel.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Feb 26, 2009 10:32 AM PST reply actions

It's a nice day for a...

…white wedding.

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by EliminateMe on Feb 26, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions

Batty Boy Piazza = Roy Batty Hauer

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Feb 26, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions

Cue report of failed Piazza drug test in 3,2,1...

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by EliminateMe on Feb 26, 2009 10:51 AM PST reply actions

And a good laugh was had by all.

by scout6 on Feb 26, 2009 11:25 AM PST reply actions

The Mets announcers are “discussing” this right now, as well as their opinion on who and who not did steroids. Dumb stuff.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 11:46 AM PST reply actions

I'd Say Mr. Mets did 'roids...

I mean, c’mon…look at the size of his head!

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by Timlincecum.com on Feb 26, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions

And I say Karros gave him herpes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 26, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions

Then Mike Pizza punched him in the face before the All-Star game.

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by Natto on Feb 26, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions

everyone was “always clean” until they get caught.

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by WTF on Feb 26, 2009 1:37 PM PST reply actions

Kinda like how he had to call a press conference to announce he wasn’t gay?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 26, 2009 4:39 PM PST reply actions