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Comcast Sportsnet Baseball Kickoff

I went to the Comcast Sportsnet baseball kickoff luncheon yesterday, and I thought I'd have a lot of juicy tidbits for you. Who doesn't like a good tidbit? Pinkos, that's who. Unfortunately, the two best tidbits were scooped by Jeff Fletcher and Henry Schulman. Now, I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing they were able to get the scoop because they had "iPhones" or "Blackberries", and not "AT&T Pre-Paid GoPhones." I'll have an intern look into that.

Duane Kuiper went up to the podium after lunch, and said he was pleased to be the one to announce that "the Giants have stolen Manny from the Dodgers." I'm thinking wildly -- do I call my wife, and walk her through posting instructions on the phone? How complicated would that be? Would she inject her own sense of humor?

"The Giants signed some guy that I've never heard of, and whose Google Image Search brings up images that vaguely resemble the alien in 'Predator' I'm not sure why all of you goobers are so fascinated by this stuff."

I was freaking out for 1/10th of a second. Then Kuiper clarified that he was talking about Manny Mota for Spanish-language broadcasting. Dammit. He got me.

I met the aforementioned Fletcher, who was very cordial, and Dave Flemming, at whom I tossed a word salad. In front of a keyboard, I like to pretend I'm the bastard child of Truman Capote and Leonard Koppett; in person, I'm just a giggling fanboy.

"Say there, Mr. Flemming, my readers and I, that is to say, my readers and me, or, uh, of all the people in this room I sought you ought because you're, uh, dichotomy jamboree accordion, and, er, I'm not sure what that meant, but I'd like to interview you some time and use all of the skills I learned as a beat writer for the NAIA Division II Southern Oregon University Raiders basketball team."

There were several opportunities for me to introduce myself to Brian Sabean, but that would have led to one of two outcomes:

a) He's heard of me. I sure as hell wouldn't want that. "Oh, yeah. McCovey Chronicles. You're the guy who writes all of those critiques of me and my decisions. Here, let me poke you in your nerd eye, nerd." Or,

b) He hasn't heard of me, and thinks I'm some kid with a Geocities site. Which isn't far from the truth, but I doubt that would score me an interview.

So nuts to that.

At no point during the luncheon did I feel like I belonged there. That had nothing to do with how anyone acted toward me. Everyone whom I met was very nice, polite, and gracious. But there was no way I felt comfortable walking up to a circle of beat writers and columnists and introducing myself.

"Hi, I'm Grant, and I'm thinking that you think that I think I'm one of those newfangled blogger jerks, and that I have no respect for the hard work and dedication you guys put in to get where you are, but that couldn't be further from the truth, and I, uh...did I put the appropriate number of 'thinks' in there, or do you think that I'm thinking that I don't think those things? Wait, lemme get a calculator..."

My dad is always asking me when I'm going to ask for a press pass, clubhouse access, and all those sorts of things. Man, even if someone thought that I deserve those things, which I certainly don't, that's the last thing I'd want to do. The only thing I have going for me is that I don't have those things. It allows me to write things like this without having to face the music. And for once in my life I'm given access to something that's kinda sorta "behind the curtain," and what do I turn it into? Seven hundred words about myself. That's half because I know that I'm the most interesting person you've ever read about, and half because my job is to be a fan. So I'm trying to relate to you what you might have felt if you were there. I know that the tidbits are best left to the professionals.

Enough of me talking about me. Let's get a comment starter going so you can talk about me: Do you think this site would be improved if I had the rosin bag to ask people like Bill Neukom and Brian Sabean for interviews and generally push for more access, or is there something to my "distance is good"-theory? I think that in the right hands, more access would make for a heck of a Giants blog. If yesterday was any indication, those hands do not belong to me at all. I mingle like Neifi hits.

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I’d stick with your own rosin bag, Grant

by BigO on Feb 12, 2009 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

You should never leave your mom's basement

Serious answer, though: you answered your own question by feeling kinda uncomfortable having close access to the Giants bigwigs, even for the duration of a luncheon. Having access might make for some interesting posts, but all of the sudden you’re beholden to the guy who gives you the “Eugenio Velez really wants to be a long reliever” scoop. Distance isn’t good, distance is great. And it’s what makes this site so enjoyable.

Besides, Sabes might not get your Truman Capote reference. Although Flem definitely would.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Feb 12, 2009 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

Um Grant SOU is NAIA div. II I know this because my college (Oregon Institute of Technology) is in the same conference and just swept a weekend series while SOU lost therefore pretty much taking taking the conference title away from SOU. But did you really go to SOU or was that just a joke?

I can haz homerunz!

by jbowl on Feb 12, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

I guess it wasnt a “series” since they beat 2 different teams but I think you understand what I meant.

I can haz homerunz!

by jbowl on Feb 12, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I hate OIT. I still remember the game OIT and the refs stole in ‘97. One of our guards hit six or seven threes in a row to get us back in the game from 15 down, and hit another one as the buzzer sounded. We were down by four, but the guy was mugged as he let the shot go. Should have been a free throw. My game story wasn’t exactly impartial.

I hit an extra “I” — not intentional. I’ll update it.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 12, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya I was giving you heck. Its funny that you remember that game because I was 12 and still remember ’97 against SOU every game was (and still is) a battle with the Raiders.

I can haz homerunz!

by jbowl on Feb 12, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, should read I was JUST giving you heck.

I can haz homerunz!

by jbowl on Feb 12, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

arms length hug

i don’t see why you can’t have the best of both worlds. get the invites. schmooze. become a part of the in crowd, and then blow it up from the inside, firecracker-style. to paraphrase a great man:
 
don’t live the button-down life. want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the
creamy middles. Sure, you might offend a few of the bluenoses with your cocky stride
and musky odors — oh, you’ll never be the darling of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Grant Brisbee?”

you are there to report what your audience wants to know; so get to know barry zito, have him open up to you about his deepest fears of failure, then threaten to rip him apart on your blog if he doesn’t join your church. it’s how things are done now man.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Feb 12, 2009 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

I’m here for the Bocock jokes

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 12, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm here for the GRM comments.

I’m sorry:

I Can’t Stop Thinking About GRM’s Comments

/fixed

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 12, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You sick monkey.

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 12, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

If you go with your rosin bag

Just keep your toe on the rubber. Or something.

by Sabertooth on Feb 12, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

Grant, we love you just the way you are – tiny rosin bag and all.

''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.''
- Fred Lewis?

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Feb 12, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

One of the reasons I come here is because you do not have a press pass. Well that, and xanthan’s excellent computational skills :-)

It’s hard to be objective when the guy giving you the information can cut it off if he doesn’t like what you say. That whole “self preservation” thing always gets in the way.

Keep up the good work.

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Feb 12, 2009 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

Good gravy

People still use Geocities?

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 12, 2009 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

I think getting an interview with Neukom or Sabean would be great and I would think they’d appreciate a chance to prove to a select audience that they do look at things more like we do than we tend to think.

The recent revelation of the “stat guy” is an example of something the mainstream media probably never cared enough to ask about.

The ultimate would be an interview with Sabes with reasonable question submitted by all of us like “What advanced stats do you use most when evaluating trade prospects?” or “How many years out do you think about payroll implications?” etc.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

That’s great, but I kiinda feel like there are plenty of sites with that kiind of stuff already. If you asked some one like Baggs a question like that payroll one, it’s interesting enough for him to ask someone with the Giants about it.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 12, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing that makes this site great is the whip smart humor that you just don’t get from John Shea. He might know which middle reliever is afraid to take the mound, thus losing Boch’s confidence, but he and the other beat writers play it straight. The inside guys don’t write from the fan’s perspective, they write from the team’s perspective.

by out machine on Feb 12, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

Lowry & Sanchez wrestling? I’d pay to see that…

Alright, fess up Goofus, you made this comment on Schulman’s post didnt you?

I can haz homerunz!

by jbowl on Feb 12, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

this blog is perfect, but if you’re looking for change….
why not just join forces with someone who wears a different hat than you?
Baggs, perhaps? he’s got access, you’ve got that thing you do so grantly.
now make with the laugh laugh

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Feb 12, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

Fletcher would actually be a good choice.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 12, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the looks. Let’s make lots of money.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I could have been a Don.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Feb 12, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it was you ’Fredo

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Feb 12, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

like this idea. fletch would be a great choice imo

by scottishgiants on Feb 12, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ok i’ll byte.
fixed

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Feb 12, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

When Should a Blogger Get a Media Pass?

This is a question I face just about everyday at work. I don’t come here to deal with work issues, this is where I go to avoid them.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl

by j14 on Feb 12, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Follow your gut here.
We now have 2-3 profession writers that seem open to finding answers for us if we ask in semi coherent voice using mostly polite tones (Baggs & Fletcher). What we don’t have is many places to talk about our team were a water cannon isn’t needed to subdue the chuckle heads.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 12, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

You should do whatever you’re comfortable with. An occasional interview with a reporter or an executive would be cool — as you’ve done in the past, I think — but I wouldn’t worry about it.

You’re voice is an important one for many of us. I suspect I’ll keep reading as long you keep writing.

by Dan from NM on Feb 12, 2009 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

I forgot about that ballhype article, so now it made me laugh again. huzzah!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

I think he kicks tires for a living

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 12, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

and at that, he is good

by lincysgiants on Feb 12, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love to accompany Grant to one of these things as his PR guy/point person. Having a right-hand man* would make him seem far more important and probably give him the confidence to act like he belongs.

*Before any of you crack jokes, I’m left-handed

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

As cool as the idea of having an interview with Sabean or Neukom or the like, I think the fact that there’s some distance is a good thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 12, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

what do you want to do?

if you want to be a journalist “when you grow up” then you should take advantage of this platform and do some news.

If you’re running this site for shits and giggles then don’t change anything.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 12, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

This. As much as I’ve appreciated the heck out of just about everything on this site and want it to continue as is, you (Grant) have done a fine enough job to turn it into whatever stepping stone you want.

by sakbaum on Feb 12, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

In front of a keyboard, I like to pretend I'm the bastard child of Truman Capote and Leonard Koppett; in person, I'm just a giggling fanboy.

Another Brisbee classic. Pure poetry.

"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002

by achiappanza on Feb 12, 2009 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Having met him in person, I found him to be pretty much a douchebag

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean really

Could you imagine the bastard child of Truman Capote and Leonard Koppett? Sure, he could write. But you just couldn’t beat him up enough.

"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002

by achiappanza on Feb 12, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it the way it is

If you couldn’t criticism them like you do, the site would be worse for it. I do think it would be cool for you have interviews with people, but not to the point where it would ever censor your content.

The Giants should be seeking YOU out to speak with the fans. Since you were invited to the Comcast Luncheon and I have seen McC referenced on Giants broadcasts, it seems like they are making some sort of effort, but they really need to try and put a better public face forward.

Sabean talking to you would be loved by fans and would probably be far more informative (although not as entertaining) as his interviews with BArbieri. I bet Sabean would himself would even prefer it if given the chance

by NeifiChicken on Feb 12, 2009 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

“I have seen McC referenced on Giants broadcasts”

When?

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that Kruk & Kuip’s sound guy reads this website.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 12, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember him posting in some gameday threads and letting us know what they were eating for dinner.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember any of this…

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’d get off your high horse and post more, maybe you’d see some new things.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 12, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Would that be called a “pwn?”

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Feb 12, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Or...

Yeah, Natto…Do you need some ALOE for that ITCHING?

high-five

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Feb 12, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could remember his username so I could track it down. It was something like “Back of the Booth,” but not that.

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I was right about his username! Except I was trying to put spaces into it.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, I posted in that thread too. I think I’m just subconciously blocking out most of last season.

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

that was a fun thread

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 12, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I made two sarcastic comments and disappeared :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 12, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve shown it before during innings, like on the little lists of promotions and happenings.

by xanthan on Feb 12, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The only time I can remember it being referenced is when Grant was writing a column for the Fox Sports Bay Area website, and Krukow would call him something like “the McCovey Chronicles insider.”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 12, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The ironing is delicious.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 12, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/Attempts to eat an ironing board

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/Breaks all his teeth and sues Grant for the dental bills

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever happened to that fox sports column?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 12, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was too busy at the time.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 12, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Good hijack! Whatever happened to's?

whatever happened to the replay of the 1986 season?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Feb 12, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Delorean

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Feb 12, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll be back when baseball starts being played. The Hot Stove period disagrees with his constitution.

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Skiddleyuddleyiddleyuddleyoomboptabeh?

I am so em bare assed…augugugug!

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Feb 13, 2009 4:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Just noticed this…. Heh. I forgot about it. Long story short: great pitching, crap hitting. What a fantasy world, right?

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 18, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Good porn title

Grant Brisbee: Deep Insider.

I used to date a gal who’s dad was a retired judge. I always wanted to say “I’m on her, your honor”

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The site is great as it is.

I’d love to have some interview stuff, but not from people deep in the organization. Try and interview the beat writers, or maybe try and find the assistant to the traveling secretary. They’re usually free.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Feb 12, 2009 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

question for the traveling secretary and his/her assistants: Are you worried that the Giants may sign Manny Ramirez?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 12, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

 

The site is great as it is.

Let’s not get carried away here

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

"The site doesn't always induce projectile vomiting as it is."

Better?

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

HE SAID IT NOT ME

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by WalrusMan on Feb 12, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't want a press pass

Hey Grant, Jeff Fletcher here. It was good to meet you yesterday.

I would say that what you have now is perfect for your audience (which is much larger than mine, by the way). As others have stated, they don’t come here to get the “news.” They get that from other places. They come here to get your opinion, to be amused and, I think, to fight with each other.

You also have to remember that none of the people who cover the Giants for a living are Giants fans. Having a press pass is the surest way to have all of the emotional attachment severed. Most of us on this side of it don’t really care whether the Giants win or lose, just that the game ends before 10 o’clock (well, back when we had newspaper deadlines anyway).

Also, the last thing you’d want is to learn that guys like Aaron Rowand and Barry Zito are both really nice people who say hello to you and ask you how you are doing. It woudln’t be nearly as much fun for you to hate them.

by jfletcher on Feb 12, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

to fight with each other

It’s not figting. It’s love.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 12, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah there. The only one here I love is Bruce Jenkin’s Boner.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Feb 12, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere, Amy G’s Rack is sobbing uncontrollably.

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I still say her blog should be called the Amy G Spot

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 12, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

all i have to say in my first post of McC is that the above comment is hilarious

by anthropocenTRICK on Feb 12, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That it is...

And welcome. Hope you enjoy this place…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

Your 2009 Opening Day starter at second base*: Eugenio Velez
*For the Fresno Grizzlies

by baetown415 on Feb 15, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Well

It is sponsored by Big O, if you know what im saying

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Feb 12, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

LET'S FIGHTING LOVE

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ah

another pat benatar fan!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not figting. It’s love.

We just say it’s love to get laid.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

SSHHHH. Don’t tip my hand.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 12, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi Jeff,
Are you a regular reader here?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Because there’s a hazing period.

OK if I adopt Randy Johnson?
"What kind of a stupid question is that?"

by victor frankenstein on Feb 13, 2009 4:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I was going to say it’s ironic that a professional writer has probably read more of my crap than I have of his writing.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 13, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This

mostly.

The fanshots are actually faster than my Giants RSS feed for news.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 12, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for confirming what I suspected to be true. But I think you’re confusing some of my more, uh, fervent readers with me. I’ve never expressed hate for anyone, with the possible exception of Armando, and that was only in passing rage. Make fun of? Sure. Hate? I’m pretty sure I’ve never crossed that line. I think.

/waits for 4,203 people to post links proving me wrong.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 12, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hater.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 12, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

/types “Grant” and “Dodgers” in Google Search

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Feb 12, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

but

jeff sure hates jonathan sanchez!

by scottishgiants on Feb 12, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant's hate list:

Logic
Reason
Humor
Knowledge
Good writing

And today is opposite day.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

Your 2009 Opening Day starter at second base*: Eugenio Velez
*For the Fresno Grizzlies

by baetown415 on Feb 15, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant’s not mean-spirited himself, but sometimes others around here get carried away. And a player being a nice guy doesn’t mean fans shouldn’t criticize him if his performance is poor.

by Dan from NM on Feb 12, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This goes to one of the first rules of heckleing I had drummed into me as a lil’ one.
 
Thou shalt leave their family life out of it.

Another words if you can see it between the lines it is fair game.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 13, 2009 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Another words if you can see it between the lines it is fair game.

Is this an egghorn? (Isn’t “In other words”?)

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 13, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/ trudges back to the grammar & spelling sin bin.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 14, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

For what it’s worth, your degree of access is irrelevant to my logging on to McC. I come here to whine in gameday threads and for the pop culture references.

by non sequitur on Feb 12, 2009 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

I’M HERE FOR THE RALLY PRESIDENTS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 12, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, I’m currently listening to Of Great And Mortal Men: 43 Songs for 43 U.S. Presidencies. It’s Indie rock about Presidential history: I’m pretty sure it was made with me in mind as the target audience.

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I met those guys.

I’m sure they won’t read this so i’ll say they’re terrible live, and They Might Be Giants would have done a better job executing that album.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 12, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really know much of anything about them beyond the album, but I do really like the album.

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to hear that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Feb 12, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Their Obama song (not on the actual album, which came out last year) is available for free download:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99315266

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

not the cute boys?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 12, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Green.

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 12, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

No one likes real journalists...

They ask too many questions. I like Grant because he forces you to think the way he does and then laugh at his jokes.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Feb 12, 2009 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

Personally

I would love to have a closer connection to the players/inside news for entirely selfish reasons. I had a ridiculous amount of fun last week @ the Brit, and could do that sort of thing all of the time.

Even tho I don’t know you at all, If you had some sort of inside scoop it would make me feel like I had an inside scoop, and that would be cool.

We as a group are very capable of breaking down the game on the field – I don’t think any increased access would improve that.

But what I yearn to know is the game off the field. Why certain things are done that seem, to us who can only observe the game on the field, as strange.

Because I assume there are good reasons – and it would be fantastic to have a way of exploring some of these questions.

Like, why on earth did they release Denker? I feel that the “traditional” writers often focus on simple issues that we as avid fans have already covered in depth. It would be fantastic to have a way to put some of these never-ending debates to rest.

Maybe someone who already has that access (Fletcher, Baggs) could use this as an opportunity.

Or maybe Grant could just use his influence to get me access, and I’ll report back to the proletariat.

:)

I wonder how this sites readership compares to the more popular local sportswriters. I am always amazed at how many people vote in polls, etc.

by FairweatherFan on Feb 12, 2009 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

exactly

This is what the Padres have with Paul DePodesta’s blog . Sure, it’s obviously edited for public consumption and glossied up, but there are still legitimate perspectives of the team shown and he actually responds to Padre fan comments.

He even wrote a piece on Denker

by NeifiChicken on Feb 12, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I had forgotten about this

But I think that is a great example. I love reading it when I remember to.

I also really liked Ziegler’s posts on Athletic’s Nation. I thought they were very interesting and a great “inside” look.

by FairweatherFan on Feb 12, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus, I do read this site occasionally

And FairWeatherFan, when you have questions of the Giants that you’d like answered, just pop over to my blog and ask me, and I’ll do my best to get them answered.

by jfletcher on Feb 12, 2009 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

I think Free Travis Denker was only hugely mystifying move that the Giants made this offseason.

Oh, that and saying that Ramon Ortiz will compete for a bullpen spot. I just assumed they were kidding about that, though.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 12, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

REPLY FAIL

Welcome to McC ;)

Please, investigate Travis Denker! :)

by FairweatherFan on Feb 12, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Coming on a little strong, don’t you think? Maybe creepin’ him out a bit. Pump the brakes a bit, buddy.

;)

by chilibean_3 on Feb 12, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, chilibean_3 :)

How are you doing :)

Wanna hang out sometime ;-)

by xanthan on Feb 12, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

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Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Feb 12, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You just crossed a line.

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by Natto on Feb 12, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant, leave it alone....

Press Pass? You don’t need no stinking press pass…. The reason why most of us come here is because your funny, man… You think I read Shulman, Verducci, and that creep on ESPN that homers for the Red Sox cause they’re funny? HELL NO!!! I come here and get a mix of comedy, baseball and an occasional piece of hilarity known as MS Paint, and no press pass in the world can substitute a good sense of humor and baseball knowledge.

Besides, I think there’s some journalistic (is that a word?) unwritten rule that once you get a press pass you can no longer use MS Paint,…. F-that!!

GIVE SCOTT McCLAIN A SHOT!!!!!

by HarshInFresno on Feb 12, 2009 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

Actually, to be perfectly honest

I enjoy Grant’s input more for it’s comic relief than it’s factual baseball value. I read Fangraphs and BCB for the latter.

I was coincidentally thinking about this the other day, and I struggled to think of a marquee post Grant has made that didn’t end up some whimsical jest or other Tom Foolery. Usually there is some meat and potatoes there, but often it’s so disguised by the obscure references, hyperbole, and contemporary, topical wit that it ceases to be the focus of the post.

Occasionally the comments get at the core issue, but just as often not ;)

by FairweatherFan on Feb 12, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lie, no one reads BCB

/spam

by xanthan on Feb 12, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Come now. Bleed Cubbie Blue is the most widely read Cubs blog out there.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 12, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s also Brew Crew Ball, lot’s of BCBs out there. We should all fight for the title of true BCB!

by xanthan on Feb 12, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Look out for these guys


They’d take your wicket before you knew what hit you.

by rightcenterfielder on Feb 12, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I fear the Bangladesh Cricket Board. They don’t mess around.

by xanthan on Feb 13, 2009 5:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Their tiger is way scarier than jponry’s, too.

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 13, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I still like her’s better. Just something about it’s expression.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 13, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

“Tom Foolery” would be a great screenname

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 13, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

80’s Shortstops for 500 Alex.

Ah well, l was heading to the Grammar and Spelling Sin Bin any ways.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 14, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit, you are right

Maybe I should start using that name and try to win most outstanding newcomer ’09

by FairweatherFan on Feb 15, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS JUST IN:
Bruce Jenkins still trying to figure out MS paint.

by FairweatherFan on Feb 12, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing wrong with creating a genre. Nobody thought humor and science fiction blended together would be successful till Douglas Adams did it. So you are a pioneer of satirical baseball infotainment. Don’t change a thing!

by Merope on Feb 12, 2009 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

Nah

There was humorous science fiction going back at least 20-25 years before Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Here’s one I like from the fifties: The Space Merchants

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by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

that was something I read in one of Adams’ bios – that he had a difficult time selling his idea because it was an unproven genre – that may have more applied to BBC radio or television, but all I’m saying is, it’s not bad to be different.

by Merope on Feb 12, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Hitchhiker’s Guide was originally released as an audio drama, so yeah, that might’ve been different.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Feb 12, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OOooOOO. New useless factoid to torture share with people. Thank Ya!

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 13, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Now is a great time to be an obsessed baseball fan.

You’ve got Grant combining Choose-Your-Own-Adventure with reasoned analysis, Henry Schulman and Andy Baggarly covering the games and front office, El Lefty Malo for caption contests, xanthan for stats, Fletcher entering the blogging world …

It creates a rich discussion, and I’m enjoying baseball more than ever.

And, of course, there are incredibly intelligent, clever and funny people hanging out here at all hours of the day and night.

by Dan from NM on Feb 12, 2009 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

And, of course, there are incredibly intelligent, clever and funny people hanging out here at all hours of the day and night.

Really? Where are they?

(I kiiid)

by xanthan on Feb 12, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno if there’s an advantage to having a press pass for access. Brian Sabean wouldn’t talk to me and I had the green AFL press pass sticking out of my pocket.

As for the question about when and if bloggers will get the same access as the writers, I guess it depends. A media relations guy with of the Giants minor league affiliates once told me he usually didn’t extend press credentials to blogs, but he was happy to work with SF Dugout because we do good work. SF Dugout isn’t a blog, but he thought it was. Whatever. We still get in. With the way the media is going, newspapers and other print sources dying and the Internet taking on a bigger role, who knows?

I’m officially a member of the loathsome professional journalism ranks come April. Let them throw garbage at me, Grant. Continue to have fun and write great stuff—it’s what you do best.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 12, 2009 8:00 PM PST reply actions  

A media relations guy with one of the Giants minor league affiliates*

typo

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 12, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to self
Brian Sabean wouldn’t talk to me and I had the green AFL press pass sticking out of my pocket.

Mail an AFL press pass to Joe Crede, STAT!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Feb 13, 2009 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You made me realize that here we all get to sit in the balcony seats and act like Statler & Waldorf form The Muppet Show. And this is good.

/ Tips cap to the lady.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 13, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Those guys are my idols.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 13, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

1. Swedish Chef
2. Statler and Waldorf
3. Beaker and Professor Honeydew
4. Pepe
5. Animal

(actually, after 3 it gets too close to call between a lot of great choices)

by chilibean_3 on Feb 13, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya’all have taken the Muppet Quiz yes?

by Merope on Feb 13, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No.
But now, yes.
Sam.

by chilibean_3 on Feb 13, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr Bunson Honeydew Science Rules

by timmeh on Feb 13, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I got Bunsen Honeydew too

by Merope on Feb 14, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The quiz never lies!

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 14, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I am Statler or Waldorf.

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by Natto on Feb 15, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And isn’t it more fun to hurl insults from the good seats than be in the trenches?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

They are not insults. I am just trying to help them improve.

/ nods nods.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 14, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

All fan websites on the internets are bloggerds.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Feb 13, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Get the press pass

Better to have the credentials and not use them, than want the credentials and not have them. Seriously Grant, get the press pass… what is the downside? It would be good for your career and overall development as a journalist. (BTW, my grandfather is in the broadcasting hall of fame, and I am currently V.P of a broadcast media group, so I’m not just talking out of my ass here).

Your writing is stellar, it couldn’t be better. If you feel your “mingling skills” (interaction with Giants players/brass/fellow journalists) could use some improvement, then this is the next logical step for your career and this blog. Good luck with it all.

Noah Lowry?

by Kid Fresh on Feb 12, 2009 10:39 PM PST reply actions  

I sort of agree. But I’m sure it would be harder to be hilariously critical, like of the white whale and whatnot. I know that the A’s blog interviews Billy Beane every now and then, that’s reeally cool. I think I would shit my pants if you interviewed Sabean. It’d be a marvelous combination of the awkwardness of the Office and the OMG this is kookiness of the Twilight Zone. You should have an alter ego thats a press member, wear a hat and fake moustache and make a site called mccoveychronicle, I’d be glad to read that as well.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 13, 2009 1:24 AM PST up reply actions  

If Grant interviewed Sabean, it would be best if it was linked as a video.

Grant: Remember that time your guys went to the World Series?
Sabean: Yes
Grant: That was awesome

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 13, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What World Series?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

Your 2009 Opening Day starter at second base*: Eugenio Velez
*For the Fresno Grizzlies

by baetown415 on Feb 15, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm

I guess it depends on what you want to do. If you want the blog to stay the way it’s been since I joined (read: hilarious and a great place to read/talk about the Giants), then you don’t need to do anything different. If you want to move on and try something different (nothing wrong there), then go for it.

I, for one, don’t think you need a press pass. Quite frankly, I think if you got a press pass I’d probably stop coming here so often. I love blogs because they allow normal fans to write what they think to a very very large audience without having to worry about stepping on egos or hurting feelings.

You rulez, Grant!

by bondslegend on Feb 12, 2009 11:04 PM PST reply actions  

Wow...heavy stuff, Grant.

I never had any hesitance for trying to get a press pass, and I tried for years to get one from the Giants as we struggled as the peon lapdogs of the Fox-owned corporate black hole known as Scout. We had gotten some from the minor league squads, but the major league team didn’t even bother to turn us down; they just didn’t return our calls. Finally, one spring, I got a callback. It wasn’t a yes, but one of the Giants’ media guys was impressed with a bit of my knowledge, specifically, noting that Brian Anderson was no fireballing closer like some thought he was. So I laid down a nice little ancedote about how the closer whom Anderson set-up for at Long Beach ended up being Anderson’s 8th-inning guy in the California League All-Star Game.

Boom. Major League Press Pass.

I won’t lie, the first day there scared the crap out of me. I stood around the clubhouse, barely talking to anyone but the media guys, intimidated. I could barely talk to anyone. Down in the photog’s booth, I nearly got my head taken off by a Ray Durham foul shot.

I got over it. I had nice short talks with guys like Aurilia and Ortiz. Longer talks with the younger guys, who did know my stuff. A couple of the ‘big’ writers were nice…others, not so much.

Since then, the Press Pass has been a burden, but more to perform and ‘earn’ it than anything. That first day was more a waking up that getting the press pass wasn’t the culmination of my dreams; it was a challenge to prove I was worthy of them. I’d like to think I’ve earned it. I’ve never been pressured to uptalk anyone. I actually had one media contact imply it was no problem if I was negative in my comments.

Thats not to say all people are okay with it. I’ve had players not happy with what I’ve written. I know who the assholes are. But I choose not to write about them. It’s not worth it. It’s not like the teams don’t know who they are, and they have never once asked, implied or otherwise that I not write about them. They have even explicitly apologized for them. But that sort of publishing isn’t for me.

For what I do, and want to do, is inform. I don’t have the talent for humor that Grant does. But I enjoy sharing stories of players, and informing people of the minors in a way that the access of a press pass can only grant. I take that pretty seriously…at times, I feel, more seriously than some ‘big’ writers.

Press Pass access won’t give anyone the access to the players or execs many people want to hear from or enjoy. They can, and probably will, refuse to talk or give any juicy tidbits, and even with such access, you very well may feel the pressure to not ask anything tough. And that might turn people against you…as many have accused me of being a fluff journalist for not asking said questions.

Grant, for you, I wouldn’t want you to become a regular in the clubhouse/press box gang. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. I think it’s the outside-the-club perspective that makes you great. That said, I would definitely think that you would give a great interview for guys like Neukom, Sabes, or anyone else. For the same reason…you’re outside the box with nothing to lose.

That said…if you could ever hear Jon Miller cracking old baseball stories with scouts…only to be interrupted by some old guy named Lon Simmons to tell his old stories….wow. Yes. I’m still a fan, somehow.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 13, 2009 1:24 AM PST reply actions  

I'm with KidFresh and Brute on this...

 in other words give it a shot—of course I personally am having the same debate with myself about working up the nerve to ask the Defenders for a pass this season .

http://gregsconnecticutdefenders.blogspot.com

by greg8370 on Feb 13, 2009 6:53 AM PST reply actions  

Greg if they did not get you one I think they are crazy. But then in my opinion minor league ball has a much stronger Bill Veeck tradition of embracing what might work before it’s proven.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 13, 2009 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

First step: Press pass
Second step: Pay site
Third step: HOF vote
Fourth step: Someone writes a blog about what an idiot you are.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

Doesn't need to take that long...

…we’re ready to write about what an idiot Grant is right now.

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Feb 13, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Straight to the 4th date! Get some!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 13, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck getting people to pay for this.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Feb 13, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

/cue montage scene

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Feb 13, 2009 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

"Access" has been traded for truth in modern "journalism"

Grant, I encourage you to do what you want in your career— you are a great guy and a great writer, and I know how to discern both of those things. So this is from a purely selfish point of view: please don’t pursue access. It is killing modern journalism, and maybe it already has. (The other cause of death of modern journalism, like shooting a guy who is already falling off a skyscraper, is their mania for pretending to offer equivalence as if that’s objectivity, but that’s another rant.)

First, I would point out that there is plenty of data or data-like things out there; I’m not sure we need someone else to offer that. What IS missing is great op-ed stuff, great analysis or perspective or just sheer fun with the information we can already get.

Second, it is so common that when correspondents (sorry, I choke on the word “reporters” when it comes to most sports writing) get the press pass, they get unconsciously but inexorably co-opted a bit. They spend time with these guys, so they don’t want to hurt or insult people they now know. They also want to preserve their next opportunity to talk with the guy. That is what sucks. It has killed almost all important reporting about politics and government. I don’t think it’s conscious; I don’t think anyone says, “Hey, I think I’ll shill for the corporation that has deemed me Worthy!”

But perspective is a funny tricky thing. If you’re too far away from something, you can’t see it at all. If you’re right up next to it, you can only see a little piece of it. At varying distances in between, you can see it close enough to get a version of the truth of it, but not so close that you miss that bigger view. Looking at an impressionist painting provides the same experience. Up close, it’s mismatched dots and gaps and the occasional hair of a Parisian hooker from the Left Bank, near the Sorbonne, but she’s not really a student, more like a - oh, sorry, nevermind.

I think you provide something far more valuable than yet more data and information that is probably already available elsewhere: you offer informed perspective, well written op-ed, and analysis from the point of view of someone who cares and is knowledgeable. I think Jeff Fletcher offers some great cautionary advice up there, and BruteSentiment offers some good texture. I think they’re telling you what you already know or else you wouldn’t have written this essay: Gaining access is a trade-off, and the upside of that trade-off is not so clearly greater than the cost of it. I personally think the opposite, that cost > gain.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Feb 13, 2009 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

I saw this on CSN a few days ago too, at least the edited “highlight reel” portions of it. No Grant as far as i could tell, although I did just catch the end.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Feb 14, 2009 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

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