Open Gameday Thread, 9/20
I can't believe it's come to this. Zito's out for at least a week with "canyon elbow," Lincecum, Sanchez, or Cain aren't going to pitch on short rest, and Randy Johnson's back is bothering him. So here it is, the biggest game of the year, and Ramon Ortiz is the spot starter. Ramon freaking Ortiz. There was nothing wrong with signing him, mind you. Depth is depth. But when you actually have to break the glass case and reach inside, you can't help but get nervous.
The Giants, though, aren't alone in their need for an emergency starter. Chad Billingsley slipped on another patch of ice, so the Dodgers needed to call Eric Milton up from their Hades affiliate. The teams are tied for first, locked into a death struggle of epic proportions, and the matchup is Ramon Ortiz vs. Eric Milton. The mind boggles.
The lineups:
Giants
LF - Dave Roberts
SS - Juan Uribe
3B - Rich Aurilia
C - Bengie Molina
RF - Randy Winn
CF - Aaron Rowand
2B - Eugenio Velez
1B - Shea Hillenbrand
Dodgers
SS - Rafael Furcal
C - Russell Martin
CF - Matt Kemp
LF - Manny Ramirez
1B - James Loney
RF - Andre Ethier
3B - Casey Blake
2B - Blake DeWitt
It's the biggest game of the year. I look forward to your comments and/or impeccably placed images.
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C'mon, Bochy
Such a big noggin and he can’t even remember to put someone in right field. Shades of Felipe.
by VidaWantsYourCar on Feb 11, 2009 9:57 AM PST reply actions
You done skipped the part where you explained SHEA FREAKIN HILLENBRAND?
I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.
and why there is no right fielder?
Billy Beane loves soccerball, and so should you
by alea iacta est on Feb 11, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
Shae beat up Bochy and Sabes until they signed him and would Shae Hillabrand play for a “1/2 sunken ship”?
I am on a vendetta to make sports enjoyable to watch again, and Mr. Buck you are at the top of my LIST!!! Mr. Selig don’t get to upset you are number TWO!!!
by say hey nation on Feb 11, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
They had to pick up Hillenbrand after Crede went down for the season after a great first month and Rich was moved over to 3rd.
by chilibean_3 on Feb 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Once the season starts he’s off the hook for the most part. Open Gameday Thread with starting pitcher’s stats and mentioning Winn’s 33 game hitting streak than no one noticed until the day before.
by paboperfecto on Feb 12, 2009 7:11 AM PST up reply actions
I was fine until I got to “1B – Shea Hillenbrand”
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Is this a sinking ship?
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
I spit beer out of my nose at Shea Hillenbrand.
by theres always next year on Feb 11, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
Oh look the Rage Fest 2009(c) line up.
/ uses best Cliff Claven voice
A couple of intresting facts.
Zorak is sooo good that just playing one of him meets a franchise’s youth movement requirements for an entire season.
The Other is Hillen brand is reaquired inJuly from the K.C. T Bones for Mad Bum and a PTNL.
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That’s right, it’s come to this
Yes, it’s come to this
And wasn’t it a long way down?
Wasn’t it a strange way down?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, they always SAY "Free Nate Schierholtz," but then you discover all the postage & handling and administrative fees
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Feb 11, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
You can cancel any time you like, and keep Nate Schierholtz as our gift to you!
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
by EliminateMe on Feb 11, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
"You know how some times when you make a copy of a copy it doesn’t come out all that sharp?"
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Scheirholtz is a german name, or something. So you know he’s good.
by chilibean_3 on Feb 11, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Get one for the bathroom and one for the kitchen! You’ll even get a Nate Schierholtz for your car or RV!
You’re gonna love my…. Schierholtzes
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
Your 2009 Opening Day starter at second base*: Eugenio Velez
*For the Fresno Grizzlies
But you have to order in the next twenty minutes because you know we can’t do this all day.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Feb 11, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Surprised to see Rowand back in the lineup so soon after the fungo bat incident.
by rightcenterfielder on Feb 11, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions
I’m pretty sure this is the first time in Major League history a man has played in the field with slings on both arms. The man really doesn’t like to take a day off, does he?
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Funny but I am not sure the slings have affected his fielding.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
On the other hand, his throwing range has increased a good 3 or 4 rows, easily.
by rightcenterfielder on Feb 11, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Gutsy call by Bochy
to bring in Ruben Rivera to pinch run in a tied game bottom of the 8th. Let’s hope this one doesn’t backfire.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Feb 11, 2009 10:57 AM PST reply actions
If you'll excuse the poor image quality
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What could possibly go wrong?
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by EliminateMe on Feb 11, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
xanthan? Is that you?
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
by EliminateMe on Feb 11, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Hades affiliate
good one Grant. Lulz.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou...according to Baggs.
The Dodgers are running like penguins! Russell Martin just split his pants!
by satyricrash on Feb 11, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it’s a funny name.
/chews and smacks gum
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
It’s funny because it’s bigger than, ah… you know, a normal hat.
by rightcenterfielder on Feb 11, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
Why haven’t we traded his suck ass for Prince Cecil Fielder
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Or Cecil Cooper!
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Alice Cooper
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Hanging with Mr. Cooper
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
Were is D.B. Cooper?
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Where Is My Mind?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Un Chien Andalou
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Trade Matt Cain for Frank Black?
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Boxed up some were in here?
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Interesting double switch by Bochy here
Bringing in Merkin Valdez to catch.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
Quit jerking Merkin around, he’s a first baseman.
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In all seriousness
Jesus looking at those lineups. Fuuuuuuuuck
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
Jesus?
Hell, even I can tell the difference!
by bondslegend on Feb 11, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
In the 6th Casey Blake and Blake DeWitt, ignoring the recent California ruling, get marriied on the pitcher’s mound. Since Casey is obviously the more dominant of the 2 (see facial hair), DeWitt assumes Casey’s surname…“Now playing 2nd base for Los Angeles, Blake Blake…”.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
I don't know what game you guys are watching...
But it’s the bottom of the 7th and Ramon Ortiz has 14 K’s already. He lost the shutout in the 6th when one of Shea’s farm animals got loose on the field (was it a donkey?) and made Velez bobble a Matt Kemp grounder in the whole for his first error all season (pretty amazing considering he has started every game). The donkey ran over Juan Uribe, and Aaron Rowand ran to his rescue (TEAMATEZ!!!), but the ball had deflected into centerfield. Kemp scored standing up. Ortiz still has a no-hitter going though! Unfortuneately, the Giants haven’t scored and have been thrown out at home plate three times. Damn Ruben Rivera third base coach.
''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.''
- Fred Lewis?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Feb 11, 2009 11:40 AM PST reply actions
You can’t blame Rivera’s coaching for Velez getting picked off third base by Milton in the bottom of the 1st. When have you ever seen a left-hander pick off a guy at third?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
Well, he did fake to first and then throw to third. That one always works.
''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.''
- Fred Lewis?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Feb 11, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Probably the last time there was an Uribe on the team. It seem Jose never saw a double pick off move he didn’t buy.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
hee haw

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
That is so awesome
I pulled the Shea reference out of my arse, I don’t know how I remembered that, but getting a picture of it. Gold.
''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.''
- Fred Lewis?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Feb 11, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Spot the real jack ass
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Hey leave me out of this!
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Meaningful gmae in September?
Put me in the “just happy to be here” column.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Does it matter though?
The Nats have already won 110 games and there’s a week left in the season. They’ve got home-field throughout the playoffs and the World Series, if they make it that far. Who ever would have guessed Zito’s walk-off homer in the All-Star Game would have made that possible?
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
I’ve heard rumors that they’re considering giving the MVP award to his six pack.
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/does 18 pullups and throws a canyon
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Adam Dunn
is opsing 1.500, while hitting 60 jacks and playing a spotless first base where fangraphs has him as the best fielding first baseman in baseball. At least the Giants passed cuz he sucked at left field.
Why does Sabean always look constipated?
by TexasRanger on Feb 11, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Zito pitching good enough through July to be in the all-star game? Score!
by paboperfecto on Feb 12, 2009 7:17 AM PST up reply actions
I cannot stop projectile vomiting.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 11, 2009 11:53 AM PST reply actions
What kind of movement are you getting on your vomit? You mi9ght be pitching the next inning.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
12 to 6 curve
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 11, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Linda Blair accuracy
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
i think its more like an 11 to 12 curve, with the hour difference being the amount it takes the pitch to get to home plate
i adopt brian sabean... take that dramatic irony!
by Headhunter Rollins on Feb 11, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
All that abuse earlier in her career has reduced her effectiveness.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
So, what would you guys say is the biggest pleasant surprise of the year?
a) Barry Zito’s 0.06 ERA
b) Pablo Sandoval’s gold glove caliber defense at third, including seventeen unassisted triple plays and Ozzie Smith-style backflips
c) The twenty-two homers Burriss has already hit since he got called on September 1st.
d) The Dave Roberts at catcher experiment
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e) The dramatic comeback and continued dominance of Trevor Wilson
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f) The laws of the universe are corrected when Velez is traded for Denker
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
f) The return of the Polar Bear and his not allowing a base runner to score yet.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Which the Giants still somehow managed to lose. I still don’t get how that happened.
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this
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
It’s just as confusing as how Ishikawa was projected to get -3 RBI!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Feb 11, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
h) Lasorda chokes on a ham sandwich and dies
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
turst me he will be back. Evil is just that way.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
i) Two weeks earlier, Lasorda had caused a tabloid sensation by showing up at an emergency room imitating this vicar, except with a can of Ultra Slim Fast:
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k) The revelation that giantsrainman is actually Dustin Hoffman
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l) A TakeAGiantStepNGo post makes it into the Recommended Fanposts section.
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Without the result of a threadjack!
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
He better have to do…well….you know what. The potato.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
I thought that was the result of an unfortunate kitchen accident.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Feb 12, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
OoOOOoo I vote J!
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
sheffield
what was gary sheffield doing there ? removing the potato ??
j) J.T. Snow’s hilarious topical monologue before every Comcast broadcast
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
It is good for rashes?
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
fixed
j) J.T. Snow’s hilarious Emmy award winning topical monologue before every Comcast broadcast
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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 12:21 PM PST reply actions
RALLY WARREN G. HARDING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lets get seriious here.
What are the odds Velez hits this thing out of the infield?
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Game-winning slap hits that dribble through an infield hole are his specialty. CLUTCH!
by chilibean_3 on Feb 11, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Well at least the Giants scored their first run of the game here.
Never mind it was bases loaded and none out or it involved a double play.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
small victories, my friend.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rally Warren G.

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by SoFa King Mike on Feb 11, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Rally Ben Weber (not that one, but rather a funny looking one who comes up on Google Image search)
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good to see Velez in there
I’m glad we’re still with the youth movement.
biggest game of the year?
Lincecum on short rest.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 11, 2009 12:33 PM PST reply actions
Throw Strikes Giants Pitching Unit!
Because it has not appeared yet and traditionally a it just isn’t a Giants’ game with out nibbling and wildness.
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AND THE GIANTS TAKE THE LEAD
by walkoff baltimore chop on Feb 11, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Get still record an out.
Velez you only get to take one base on a balk. And No you can never have 2 runners son the same base.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
WOW!
Did you guys seem Neukom emerge from the clubhouse, hit Bochy over the head with a steel chair and fire him on the field? I never saw that coming!
Oh, god, he just threw him off of the arcade section and into McCovey Cove? WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN GAME HE HAS A FAMILY!
/Jim Ross
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I missed that!
Did he bring a crane? How else was he goanna swing a chair big enough to hit the top of Bochy’s head.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Oh my god!
That’s Peter “Mean Green” Magowen’s music!
by chilibean_3 on Feb 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
And Magowan, on the mat, goes for the tap-in! Who’s coming in? Oh my god! This is ridiculous! It’s Special Agent Ned, and he’s wearing orange-and-black! No one saw this coming!
How can you tell it is Ned with that mask on?
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
ah. and he is small then Hill Billy Brand.
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
HE’S BEATING BOCHY LIKE A PRIVATE SECTOR MULE
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I think Amy G. is several years too old for Jerry Lawler, actually.
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Feed the strike out monster!
Nom Nom Nom
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
What do you mean this is the wrong place for that?
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by daveinexile on Feb 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Alright why haven’t the ejected that fan for interfering with that ball and costing Noah #74?
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Wow! I though Selig had banned him from the yard just so he could not be here for the record.
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Today's news from Washington:
“Congress voted to give America’s banks another $350 billion in bailout money after new Wells CEO Lisa Stevens enlisted the help of the Giants in their lobbying efforts. Stevens called the vicotry a ‘Winn-Winn’ situation.”
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
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More Dodger fans should dress this way and I wouldn’t mind them so much.
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Lookz shopped
no way that devil woman changed sides
by bondslegend on Feb 11, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions

and going to have to buy this for the gf sometime
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
boing
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by howtheyscored on Feb 11, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
Hey – I just got out of a meeting and my Gameday isn’t working. What’s the score of this thing?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Feb 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions
109-2
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And Dave Roberts hit five grand slams!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Feb 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
When I was in Little League, I hit an inside-the-infield grand slam. That was sweet.
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we had the you can’t bat around rule in church league, so it was great being the last batter. you either hit a homer or got tagged out.
It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
What are you doing, Bengie? Get back behind the plate! We’ve got a game to win!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Feb 12, 2009 12:56 AM PST up reply actions
Lineup
Nice to see Rowand back in the lineup. I think this will be his 7th start of the season.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
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Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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