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Despite agent Scott Boras campaigning for Adrian Beltre to become a Giant, general manager Brian Sabean said there's no interest now. "Not at this time," Sabean said.

Boras said four or five teams are interested, but Sabean said he's focusing on signing a first baseman to a multiyear deal, preferably two years.

"We have a very definite range we have that we won't exceed," Sabean said.

He said there are no surprises on his list of candidates. First basemen linked to the Giants include Nick Johnson, Mark DeRosa and Adam LaRoche.

...sez the Chronicle. Open Winter Meetings Thread 3.3

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YES

THANK YOU BRIAN

Smells like Nick Johnson

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

Cue Kouzmanoff trade in 3…2…1!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

thisthisthisthisthisthis

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 10, 2009 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

PORKINS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

I missed the Porkins reference… ?

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 9, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  


I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

OMG I had no idea. We must have Porkins!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 9, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

if he signs, there better be a photoshop ASAP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That goes without saying.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that's the beauty of it

no photoshop needed!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 9, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I come up with this nickname?

I think I came up with this nickname.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 9, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

George Lucas did.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

bah. George Lucas. What does that neckless chickenfucker know?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 9, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

How to fuck a chicken?

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 9, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so close.

The correct answer is: How to fuck a neckless chicken.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

In other game-show related news, apparently Shinjo won the Japanese version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire,” or whatever the hell it’s called.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Dec 9, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So he made like 10K?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 10, 2009 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do we keep getting stuck with unfunny Grant?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 9, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

How to fuck a chicken necklessly.

by FreshStart on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

with your penis?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 9, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

chinless, not really neckless. his problem is too much neck.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 9, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

According to the search function, you did!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it bad...

that his beard and mustache are EXACTLY the same as mine

by Rdubya on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be worse

You could be howie.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how that would be worse.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean:

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

/clicks subject line

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 9, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You mean.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What beautiful hair.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

boyish bangs

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 9, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he kinda looks like Roy from The Office

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 9, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call

But like I said in a previous thread, I see Artie Lange

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 10, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Buttons, standing by.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 9, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Rrrrghh ffarrbb stndiing bah
/eating fried chicken

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Foxx, standing by.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Auerbach, standing by

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 9, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Standing by

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Dumbass

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My foot will meet your ass!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 9, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Simply Red, standing by

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Crashes due to greasy fingers

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 9, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

YES! YES! YES!

My favorite part of that episode.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Red October, Standing by.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 9, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Orange October: over

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 9, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Have we passed through the magnetic field?

by speckops on Dec 9, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, when the squadron all reported in, they didn’t do so in numerical order. Whatever order it was, though, they knew when it was their turn. Was this ever explained?! Goddammit, I have to know.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 9, 2009 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous

There are no KFCs in space

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 10, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

This is true.

Popeye’s has the space market pretty much locked up.

Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

by tobias on Dec 10, 2009 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the most fun I’ve had involving Giants’ baseball since before Ryan Spillborghs’ grand slam.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

It’s funny how this is going like GDT at the moment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Including all the digressions.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more computer-crashing giffery

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun with Giants baseball!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

a...rabbit?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 9, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ジャビット to be precise.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Dec 9, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I know this has probably been covered in one of the many off-season posts, so forgive me for not searching harder, but what the hell happened to Garko? I thought he was under contract, or at least had a team option. Not that I’m pining for him to play first base, but they sure seem to have given up on him quickly.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Dec 9, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, they have given up on him quickly

He will presumably be non-tendered if the Giants sign Johnson.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

quickly?

what, 66 plate appearances before benched completely isn’t big enough sample size for you?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

non-tendered...

that’s like a mulligan, right? So Barnes comes back. That’s a great system!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 9, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You can choose to judge a player on his career stats, like a godless communist, or you can make snap judgments basted on tiny samples like a single month or spring training. The Giants do the latter, and that’s why they have good offenses year after year.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 9, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy won’t you feel stupid next year, when Eugenio Velez has a line of .500 / .571 / .778.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

In the first week of the year. Meaning he starts the rest of the season.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

No, duh, he’s going to do that ALL YEAR. Those 18 at bats were the REAL EUGENIO!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s got upside! It could happen!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s got upside, downside, leftside, rightside, sideside, blueside, blindside…

The guy is just full of sides.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Whiteside!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 9, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is DeRosa listed as one of the possible 1B candidates? Of all the positions he’s played, he’s had the least amount of time at 1B.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

DeRosa at 3B, Pablo shifting to 1st!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No DeRosa

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

DeBloom is off DeRosa.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I heard wants a deal worth 27 mil total

I want to lol at him but brian sabean scares me

by Gobroks on Dec 9, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnson >>> LaRoche>>>>>Derosa @ 1st.

For that matter:
Beltre >>LaRoche>>>>>Derosa @ 1st.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 9, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you Natto

I am flummoxed when I read all these stories that continually, repeatedly, list him as a 1B.

However, he HAS played 23 games at 1B. That’s a perfect sample size for Brain and Bork to work with.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 9, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Be careful McCoven

McCoven tends to invest themselves into a certain player and when it doesn’t happen they throw themselves down the stairs.

by wilriv21 on Dec 9, 2009 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

I think stairs is strictly a DH

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 9, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I've always hated Matt Stairs

idk why but ever since I started watching baseball I’ve had this hatred for him

by Gobroks on Dec 9, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Knock Knock, Who's There? FUCK YOU MATT STAIRS!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck you Lahey

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 9, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping someone would know the reference!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Cory… Trevor… smokes lets go!

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s Bubbles?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s too busy stealing, fixing, and reselling shopping carts to be at the winter meetings.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If Colletti were still with the Giants, though, I'd want to Photoshop his and Sabean's head into this, though

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

How can you hate someone who totally owned Broxton in the NLCS

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 10, 2009 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Pffft. I don’t know where you would get an idea like that.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Me neither.

I’m not loosening the banister, I’m fixing it.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRED LEWIS DIDN’T MAKE THE ALL STAR TEAM

AAAAAAGH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

The stair-throwing incident involved someone being invested in NOT wanting a certain player.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Johnson

you won’t convince me otherwise. even after we’ve traded Sanchez for Kouz. i will refuse to believe it.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Porkins thing is the clincher.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 9, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Too much lol potential.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what it's come to...

No hope for actually putting together a decent lineup, but at least we can have more entertaining gameday threads.

(I’m hoping for Porkins as well)

Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

by tobias on Dec 10, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

This time I’ve protected my investment in Nick Johnson by insuring it with Geico. Not only did I not have to speak to an agent in any way, shape or form, but I get terrible customer service, minimal coverage, AND I save 15%.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i take it you had a bad experience?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really. I just have Geico and I know my coverage sucks. I was just assuming terrible customer service.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Switch to Garko

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 9, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but they can’t insure the right side of my vehicle, so I’d need some kind of platoon insurance system and that’s a lot of work.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m really just hoping all the available catchers sign so Posey starts by default, way more than NJ.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind a platoon partner for Posey to start out. But that’s in a world without Bork.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Bring back Tom Lampkin!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Tom Lampkin Express was a failure.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The main lesson from 2009

Brad Wellman > Tom Lampkin

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I certainly don’t see what other lessons one could learn.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like Brad Ausmus; he fits our need of a stop gap, right?

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Dec 9, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Old…check!
Gritty…check!
Can’t hit for shit…check!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

he had that one gritty home run in the playoffs when Bagwell still played… remember that?

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Dec 9, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s the perfect Bork catcher.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Bork catchers live a rough life, going home every night knowing they helped get so, so many Borks locked in cages, awaiting death unless some family takes them in.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought we still had Fransden?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 9, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He refused to let anyone have him, that’s the problem.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 9, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Player/Manager Bruce Bochy, starts 140 games.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 9, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It all makes sense now…

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s bork’s time to shine

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Dec 9, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are you kidding

If the Giants don’t sign a catcher, say hello to Whiteside starting.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting every 5th day I hope.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And also on days 1-4. But yeah, he’ll be in there on that fifth day.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Bork will only like Buster when he’s over the hill and can’t hit anymore.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

Whiteside isn’t over the hill. His whole career has been a featureless plain.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Whiteside makes sense

We have to keep him fresh

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 9, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, this recreation of the Guinness Book of World Records’ “Shortest Correspondence Ever” has been brought to you by PBS, Mobil, and Exxon.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What did they do? Aside from sign Gammons?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Dec 9, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Showed clips from the 2002 Series.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 9, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw them

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Those MONSTERS!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Monster!

frankenstein Pictures, Images and Photos

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Subject line for the faint of heart.

“You can kick and scream all you want, but its going to happen.”

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Dec 9, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

a-holes

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Those assholes. I bet they played the standard edition, too, and not the Director’s cut where the Giants won in Game 6.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

DVD EXTRAS COUNT

THAT’S HOW I KNOW ASH TRAVELED FORWARD IN TIME 100 YEARS TOO MANY!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternate endings ftw.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Dec 9, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Charles Dickens approved!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY?

Is Russ Ortiz wandering the halls alongside Michael Tucker looking for a job?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They must torment us?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They do torment us. The better question is why must they torment us?

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You can stop now, sir. We get the picture.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Dec 9, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“It’s possible, but not likely.” Gotta love that one.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

If it looks like a Nick Johnson, smells like a Nick Johnson, and sounds like it’s a Nick Johnson, then it’s probably a Kouzmanoff.

Boom! Infield solved!

Now where the hell did I put my Renteria jersey tee?

by Wazl on Dec 9, 2009 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

Sigh

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay Johnson. And I think I would be ok with LaRoche, I think for one year only though.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 9, 2009 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

tweet tweet
jaysonst
  
Hearing that Padres offered Kouzmanoff to Giants for Fred Lewis & Kevin Fransden. Asked Twins for Glen Perkins & 2nd player.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 9, 2009 4:09 PM PST reply actions  

Fred Lewis and who?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 9, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was not even close.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 9, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for double post — clicked as soon as yours appeared.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

S’all good.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 9, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like it’s more likely that Jayson Stark is a day late and has it backwards.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 9, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet that if we did trade Lewis and Frandsen to the Padres that they would destroy us every time the Giants and Padres played.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 9, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless the Pads extend their double secret probations.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably

Especially Fransden

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

please God no

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's Fred Lewis?

Never heard of him.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He just heard this?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 9, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Jayson Stark, telephone is a cruel bitch goddess of a game...

From ESPN.com’s live hot stove reports:

jaysonst: Hearing that Padres offered Kouzmanoff to Giants for Fred Lewis & Kevin Fransden. Asked Twins for Glen Perkins & 2nd player.

Rumor fail

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

only an organization of mccove’s would consider that a viable trade…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 9, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

mccovens

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 9, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Still doesn’t make much sense to me.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

NOne.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It only makes sense to Sabean.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s saying that only we would think Fred Lewis and Kevin Frandsen are worthy of a player of Kouzmanoff’s quality.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I’m reading. But that would be so very wrong. So I’m consfused.

I just read his comment below. Ok, fine. Whatever.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Kouzmanoff: not actually very good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

same with what was offered; maybe a fair trade afterall!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 9, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't think he's as bad as people make him out to be

he plays good defense and his numbers would look a lot better if he didn’t play half his games at petco

by superk1ng on Dec 9, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If we sign Johnson,

I’d be ok with getting Kouz if he’d fill the utility INF role Uribe had last year.

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by Goofus on Dec 9, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I’d rather have the actual Uribe back if it were for the same ~$4M or so.

by taliesin on Dec 9, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

He’s post 2.5+ WAR in the past three seasons. Even if he’s “only” a 2.0 WAR player, that’s still a good player to have.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

2.2, 2.4, and 2.2 isn’t 2.5+.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Never mind

I was reading the wrong column.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I wish she’d said.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that's a stretch

That’s what she said

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What she read

was sad.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyway

Getting Kouzmanoff would move Sandoval to 1B, so essentially, he’d be taking the place of a first baseman for us. That considered, his offense would be pretty lousy compared to what we could get in a first baseman, even adjusting for Petco.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I’m just sick of people saying that Kouz is not very good. Even a conservative estimation of his true-talent level is fine for a starting MLB player. Just not on this team right now.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

By not very good

I mean more, “not much better (if at all) than Panda at 3rd and Garko at first”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with that.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Dec 9, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So you are saying he would be our new LF?

/ ducks!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 9, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Kouz at Third when

Panda is behind the dish.

But seriously, could we be seeing a trade for a back-up and “late-inning defensive replacement”.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to be making $4M or so. Even if he’s traded for garbage, I don’t think you want to pay $4M for a bench player on purpose.

by taliesin on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me crazy but I like Kouz more than Beltre

Kouz hits for more pop and I believe Beltre is somewhat injury prone. Plus Beltre would cost more in FA.

by Gobroks on Dec 9, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

More pop!?

Career SLG, road only to neutralize Petco and Safeco:

Kouzmanoff: .477
Beltre, total: .488

And Beltre’s not really injury prone, testicles notwithstanding. He’s played over 140 games 7 of the 8 last years.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

last year

Beltre slugged .379 and Kouz slugged .420

by Gobroks on Dec 9, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The year before that

Beltre slugged .457 and Kouzmanoff slugged .433

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

testicles notwithstanding

if only i had a nickel for each time i had to write or read that…

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Dec 10, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

"You want to give us who?"

“Those two guys you stopped playing in April? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 9, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to go walk my dog now. If I come back and Nick Johnson hasn’t signed yet, I’ll be very displeased.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 9, 2009 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

Have you considered:

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by bgunn on Dec 9, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, someone's gettin' banned

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

So explain to me why we should pay $2 million or so for a below average catcher to back up Posey, when we could save the money and just use Steve Holm?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

+1

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 9, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Holm still on the 40-man?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wholm?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Wholm!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 9, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No

He’s one of the couple dozen people who’ve been kicked off the 40-man instead of Bocock.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean isn’t that smart.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Like they’d use Steve Holm and not Eli Whiteside.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Now, you see. That below average catcher is actually going to be the one starting with Posey being the back up. Makes sense now, right?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I just stole second off of Steve Holm.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Holm just hit a game-winning double off you!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You can teach Velez?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He threw out 2 of 2 baserunners with the Giants last year, I’ll have you know!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LaRoche over Johnson

I don’t get all the love for Johnson and not LaRoche? Look at the numbers LaRoche has put up playing his career in Atlanta and Pittsburgh, neither of which are a hitters paradise. I understand that Johnson would bring patience to a lineup that needs it badly, but I just think LaRoche is the more valuable, all-around player. Better on the base-paths, more pop, better defensively and has more upside than Johnson. Not that I’d be upset if they end up with Nick Johnson, just not sure why LaRoche isn’t getting more considertion?

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by trecole696 on Dec 9, 2009 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Basically Because LaRoche can't hit before August.

Considering most of his Augusts have been with Pirate teams that could post a losing road trips vs AA franchise that is not a very promising pattern. LaRoche could be JT Snow light. Which is not bad, per say, but is a lot lower than the Giants should be settleing for over the next 3 seasons ( or more) at market prices.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 9, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Nick Johnson signed! There’s a link and everything.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

1/$7

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

With a team option for a cheap second year? Awesome.

(that’s what we’re doing right? the plan?)

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

jaysonst: Sources close to the Giants say they have signed Nick Johnson for 1 year, $7 million.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

Yay!

Sabean gets it right for once. If true.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/freaks out

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 9, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

that’s a great contract if true

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit. You even got me to check Twitter.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 9, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t do it.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 9, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

blame howie!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

For what??? You don’t have any incriminating screenshots to incriminate me with!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

shifty eyes Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Filtering this through the Jayson Stark Backwards Machine, report should read:

jaysonst: Sources far from the Giants say they have nicked Sig Johnson; foreigner, Senegal.

by Every6thDay on Dec 9, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Move Sig Move Sig

Take off every Sig

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 9, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

DAMN YOU

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

April Fools

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 9, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell to the yeah

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You son of a bitch, you done broke my heart

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 9, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Was this BS?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 9, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No way

Check the tweeterer!

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by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I love those movies

But the one thing that always kind of bugged me: it implies that Chuck Berry stole rock-n-roll from a rich white suburban kid.

I mean, dude.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 9, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That never bugged me.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This is supposed to be a comic?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.xkcd.com/

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by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s one for everything!!!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funnier if you can read the rollover tag.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 9, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s no Family Circus let me tell ya.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 9, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh

is it just me or are 95% of the strips in the paper terrible?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not just you

http://joshreads.com/

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

I love that site.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Get Fuzzy is good.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 9, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

My current list of comic rounds:

Zits
Get Fuzzy
Dilbert

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

No Pearls Before Swine?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, not a fan

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 9, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of Get Fuzzy

It’s not that I don’t like it. It just doesn’t click with me like some other comics do.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 9, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Are there any in the papers you like?

guilty pleasure: for some reason I am addicted to Luann

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 9, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions