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Giants Pursuing Kouzmanoff?

According to Bob Nightengale, via MLB Trade Rumors...

The SF Giants are talking to the Padres about 3B Kevin Kouzmanoff, but SD wants more than OF Fred Lewis and IF Kevin Frandsen

Makes perfect sense. Why play Ryan Garko at first when you can trade for a lesser player to take his lineup spot? It's like that time someone I brought a turkey sandwich to work and someone said, "Hey, I'll sell you this turkey sandwich that I dropped on the floor! Only $5.00!", and I immediately agreed because it made too much sense to pass up.

Rumors like this make me sad, and they cause computers to crash.

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Sabes, I’ll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Doorknob? Nikolai?

too soon?

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabes: done and done!

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Dec 8, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like the way we all go to pieces with each and every trade rumor involving the Giants’…

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

It’s the Winter Meetings. It’s kind of fun.

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

no, I’m serious!! It’s great that we all go nuts when there’s tweets from a beat writer from the Allegheny Midnight Shopper linking the Giants to the Pittsburgh Pirates in a Madison Bumgarner for a game thrown Lloyd Mclendon fist base. It’s great fun.

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

did he autograph it?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that would cost Noonan as well.

Xanthan is working up an aerodynamic study as we speak point out how a better launch angle would cause more carry on said base.

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Gammons to leave ESPN

Maybe he slept with a 19 yo intern?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

I hate you.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not my decision!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate you for making me realize that children everywhere will now grow up thinking that John Kruk is a leading authority on baseball.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

it would have dawned on you at some point

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

see my sig?

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, that’s a good sig.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Roy Keane is, unforunately, a terrible coach

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does

by bobnothing on Dec 8, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh… He was a fantastic player though. His autobiography was also surprisingly readable and even interesting

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one?

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Dec 8, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

neither are Edwin Jackson and Curtis Granderson! (shows self to door)

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

On a tangential note, I guess Henry Schulman is MIA at these Winter Meetings. Did I miss something?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I was talking to a family friend who writes sporting news for the Chronicle. He said that this was the first year that the chron hasn’t sent someone to the WS b/c it seemed wrong after firing/laying off half the staff. Maybe its the same thing.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

tough working for a newspaper these days!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

John Shea is working the hall in Indy

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Seems strange to me since that’s usually Schulman’s gig.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Shea is the national baseball writer, so perhaps rather than sending Schulman, Slusser, and Shea it was decided just to send Shea

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

MONEY MONEY MONEY.

They also take turns for these things, WS, Winter Meetings, ASG any pseudo vacation thing

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Indy, for anything except maybe the 500, is at best a pseudo vacation thing

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 8, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

reads like sfgiantstoday.com

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

Bengie, 2009: .265 / .285 / .442
Kouzmanoff, 2009: .255 / .302 / .420

New cleanup hitter!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

It honestly makes me wonder what Sabean’s standards are

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think he understands the concept: "standards"

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 8, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Stuff Sabean likes in a player

1) Veteran grit
2) Gamerness
3) Defense

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like the Yankees wake up in the morning and say, “I think today I’ll try to get Curtis Granderson while giving up close to nothing”, whereas Sabean thinks Kevin Kouzmanoff is really going to help one of the worst offenses in baseball

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty sure Austin Jackson and Ian Kennedy is not “Nothing”, and they took money back without giving up any, not a big deal for them, but a big deal for most clubs.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

“close to nothing”

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Austin Jackson is the equivalent of Thomas Neal in our system, isn’t he?

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by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

How so?

I don’t really see a comparison: Jackson is more advanced, but doesn’t have power and didn’t have a breakout season this year (his 2009 line was very close to his career line).

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

am I missing something, re: Austin Jackson? A year ago, he was the Yankees’ No. 1 prospect. He’s fast, he’s a good outfielder, and he’s done well in the high minors while being among the younger players in his leagues. The consensus seems to be that Jackson won’t become a superstar, and maybe he won’t. But I think that the combination of Scherzer and Jackson might wind up making this deal look pretty great for the Tigers, too.

— Ron Neyer

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by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

plus, the Tigers get all sorts of cost control.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Rob not Ron. Rofl.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it was a bad deal for Detroit… Just a great one for the Yankees. Granderson is a star, and it’s not like NY was banking on Austin Jackson to succeed for them

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like Granderson but star? Does a star suck badly against LHP? Eric Chavez had awful LHP splits too and he brought gold glove D at 3b. He wasn’t a star player though. Just a really really good one. I think Granderson is similar. Star player = Pujols, A-Rod etc…IMO.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

he’s not a star, though his charisma is off the charts. He’s a 3-4 win player in CF, which is very valuable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

charisma sounds suspiciously like gamertude…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 8, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not saying he’s a better player because of his charisma so much as he’s maybe a more marketable player due to it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he was an all-star

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but has he hit .300?

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Dec 8, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Granderson is absolutely pathetic against LHP,

so your take on the situation is spot-on.

"She's kinda got cankles, our kids are gonna have to play soccer." ~ Mrs. "Disco" Hayes

by Player To Be Named Later on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize he him that poorly against LHP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants are close to acquiring Albert Pujols for a package of Nick Noonan and Fred Lewis. This will look like a pretty good deal for the Giants.

-Keith Rosenthal

Innocent until proven guilty...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 8, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

NOT NOONAN

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean wouldn’t budge on Bocock, so they had to take Noonan instead.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean: “I have a chance to land a game used McLendon base to make up for that Matt Morris deal, i need to hold onto Bocock.”

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

do we get a window to discuss a contract extension?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

In a stunning new development, Brian Sabean has agreed in principle to trade Madison Bumgarner and Thomas Neal for the best athlete in the Yankees’ system. Sources say Sabean was seen dancing in the halls upon sealing the deal, until informed that the player he was acquiring was, in fact, Cody Ransom.

- Amelia Baggarly

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He strikes out a ton, has almost no power and had a really high BABIP last year. He’s not particularly toolsy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If he was in our system, he wouldn’t get nearly the same attention. Yankee prospect hype strikes again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What! Phil Hughes, Jooooba and Ian Kennedy aren’t the three horsemen of the RedSox Nation Apocalypse

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Schelereth should be a nice set-up option too.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, not bad at all for the Tigers

really fucking awful for AZ, though.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying he is the same player as Neal, I’m saying he’s got similar value.

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by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah sorry about that confusion

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

austin jackson will be everything cameron maybin was not

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybin has had better numbers than Jackson at pretty much every level. And he’s also the same age as Jackson.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

he looked pretty overwhelmed last season

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a .727 OPS in the majors and an .862 OPS in AAA. Austin Jackson had .759 in AAA.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

how does that rank with Neal, maybe Bowker ever?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But Maybin never committed to play point guard for Georgia Tech!!!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Kouz has been doing that for three years already!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 8, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, as i said in the other

Proud parent of Waldis Joaquin!

by GiantFan on Dec 8, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

Oops, Reply fail! As i said in the other post, i don’t really want to replace Travis Ishikawa for a hitter who actually hit worse than him last year. If you correct for park effects then Kouzmanoff is the better hitter but he’s still a poor hitter and quite a bit worse than Garko. He’s still a valuable player in that he can play ok defence at 3B but once you consider the effect of moving Sandoval to 1B he becomes a lot less valuable and not much of an upgrade over Garko. When you consider his salary i’d rather have Fred Lewis (who’s a similar value player for less money) and Kevin Frandsen.

Proud parent of Waldis Joaquin!

by GiantFan on Dec 8, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for jackin my fanshot, grant

a plague on your house

Les Plack = more chicks
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.

by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 8, 2009 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

Donnie, you’re like a child, coming into the middle of a conversation.

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, we’ll go to the In ’n Out Burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Dec 8, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ewww.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 8, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure he’s looking at Kouzmanoff’s “potential” right? I mean, wasn’t he supposed to be the next great hitter for the Pads?

by joethejet on Dec 8, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

He would hit more HRs in SF

Book it.

That said, I don’t like this potential deal at all. Garko is better than Kouz.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 8, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Minors line: .332 .395 .556

Remember, the lines only count if there in someone else’s minor league system! ;→

by joethejet on Dec 8, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like Sean Burroughs?

Who’s actually only a year older than Kouzmanoff.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That was sarcasm on my part. Might not have been obvious.

by joethejet on Dec 8, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured it was, yeah.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

Wow, it seems like Burroughs is about 95

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

it seems like Burroughs is about 95

He’s six months younger than me. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

and six years younger than me :( Now I has a sad

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVADA Pictures, Images and Photos

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 8, 2009 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

I’d hit that.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Dec 8, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Bengie Molina just struck out

trying to hit this.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Bengie Molina just

struck out fell down trying to hit out run this.

Les Plack = more chicks
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.

by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 8, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 8, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ba-dop bop bop ba…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 8, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That actually looks good.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 8, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’ll go to Chipotle for lunch today

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven't had Chipotle in a while

as Baja Fresh keep coming with $1.99 Facebook deals.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 8, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They have couscous at Chipotle?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but that looks like my vomit whenever I eat there

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d hit your vomit.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Dec 8, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I just made a friend

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget the Chipolt-away.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol

I just don’t understand, if that happened to you why would you keep eating it…

We just traded who for who?!

by BawLa on Dec 8, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thinking of Kouz makes you wanna barf?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

looks yum

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Kouz is the cousin of my first girlfriend…

Sure, let’s do it!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Dec 8, 2009 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Linked to Rose Nylund

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Betty White Pictures, Images and Photos

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 8, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in St. Olaf, Brian Sabean was one of the smartest people in town!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m ashamed I knew who that was right away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 8, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don't understand

Why we are throwing Garko under the bus and eagerly pursuing another first basemen? Obviously Garko had terrible number for SF last year, but if he hits like he has the past few years with Cleveland I think he will be a decent cog in the lineup. Don’t we have more pressing needs than to replace an average 1B with another average 1B?

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Two things

1) Sabean and Bochy both love to freak out over SSS.
2) Ryan Garko isn’t that good anyway, so whatever.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

better

than Kouz, and we wouldn’t have to trade for him aye?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 8, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

A better hitter, at least.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t we overblown the criticisms about Garko’s defense? It’s not like he’s running around out there with no arms. Other than the play where he cut off a throw to home that would have gotten Helton at the plate (a game I was at, and Todd fucking Helton most certainly would have been out), I don’t recall him making any mistakes in the field.

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

career UZR/150

Garko: -4.6 as a 1B
Kouzmanoff: 2.8 as a 3B

Kouzmanoff is definitely a better fielder.

He still sucks, of course.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I didn’t intend to argue the point that Kouz is better with the glove than Garko, just that Garko seems to get an unfairly bad rap for his defense, although getting subbed for defensive purposes in the 4th inning by Bork has probably contributed a lot to that mindset.

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

he had some clangs…
I feel bad for the guy, it must suck to get traded and then not be wanted.

by Merope on Dec 8, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

on the other hand

it must be great to get a contract extension after trading for someone who you want to dump a couple of months later!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Two for Two

Alderson for a rent-a-cripple. Then gives the old limp knee, bad back, bad shoulder, mess a two year contract so he can hit .688 .OPS

Barnes for a 3 month meet-pine-meat, than will probably non-tender him.

Needs more Jack Daniels

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Persuing Koouzmanoff Adrian Gonzalez

fixed

BTW Boof is available to come home!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

“Me can’ts stop thinking of A……..”

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that's a typo...

Should read “Perusing”.

Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

by tobias on Dec 8, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wanted to drop by and swing and miss at slider in the dirt.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

The Pirates and Blue Jays are discussing a trade for catcher Ryan Doumit, reports Dejan Kovacevic of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. One Kovacevic source wonders if Jays reliever Jeremy Accardo could be involved.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

Zaarath and Christopher Prokop — and their two cats — live in the smallest apartment in the city, a 175-square-foot “microstudio” in Morningside Heights the couple bought three months ago for $150,000.

I have an attic. Probably 150 sq ft. Anyone want to buy it for $100,000. Includes free heat!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

that fits a bed and a litter box?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Lofted litterbox!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

One of them is named “Zaarath Prokop”.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK

BEES

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

Now that’s an odd fetish.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

little rough on the penile area I would think

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

the honey works as an excellent lubricant

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

but would’t you have to find a queen?

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with loving drones.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’M COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

BEES?!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Your firearms are useless against them!

"She's kinda got cankles, our kids are gonna have to play soccer." ~ Mrs. "Disco" Hayes

by Player To Be Named Later on Dec 8, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What have I done to this venerable blog?

It’s a Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back reference.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

somebody has to do it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Dec 8, 2009 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

Crafty lefthander that kills Giants leaving the division. Me Likey.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Dec 8, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So he can be replaced by a AAA scrub who kills the Giants? Uh, not so much.

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Dec 8, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So he can be replaced by a AAA scrubby a batting tee who kills the Giants? Uh, not so much.

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This really doesn’t provide hard stats, but it’s fun to do…

Comparing the player comps of Garko and Kouzmanoff (source: baseball-reference):

GARKO
Similar Batters
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   1. Randall Simon (966)
   2. Josh Phelps (962)
   3. Conor Jackson (957)
   4. James Loney (956)
   5. Dave Revering (951)
   6. Billy Butler (950)
   7. Ron Blomberg (949)
   8. Wes Ferrell (948)
   9. Les Fleming (947)
  10. Phil Weintraub (946)

KOUZMANOFF
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   1. Matt LeCroy (960)
   2. Edwin Encarnacion (948)
   3. Russ Davis (946)
   4. Herb Perry (945)
   5. Rex Hudler (944)
   6. Shane Spencer (939)
   7. Kelly Johnson (936)
   8. Jody Gerut (936)
   9. Dick Kokos (935)
  10. Jeremy Hermida (935

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

can we get rex hudler? isn’t he a bochy guy?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Kokos would go well with Bocock

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Dec 8, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorta OT

Why isn’t Sabes trying to get Conor Jackson, cheaply?

by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

True

a gamer would play through valley fever

by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Valley fever is what Dodgers players get when they visit their mistresses.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That Billy Butler comparison is not going to last another season.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 8, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You can rip pieces of duct tape off your pubes and accomplish more.

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!
From Buster Olney: Sources say Dodgers are essentially in lockdown financially. Their movement on players will be greatly restricted for the forseeable future, perhaps into next season.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

They want all pitchers on one years deals.

Then why the fuck offer Wolf ARB!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

DIVORCE McCOURT 4 TEH WIN

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Dec 8, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Love it.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants still won’t score more than 650 runs. It just means the Rockies or somebody else will win the division. At best

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay negativity!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay negativity! True

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously if this deal happens that me be it for me guys

by DFAAurillia on Dec 8, 2009 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

That’s how I feel but I know I could never leave the Giants.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Elin, is that you?

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I just tried to leave the Warriors after the Antawn Jamison trade and I couldn’t. If I couldn’t leave the Warriors who have essentially never been good then how can I leave the Giants? There’s always hope that things could change.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Since moving to the Bay Area

The sad thing is that the Warriors have won a Championship… the Giants… ugh..

by aBulldog on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I can think of worse things that could happen.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I can think of worse things that have happened.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can think of worse things Megan Fox can do to me

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

have you seen her thumbs?

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

My thumbs look like that.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No

too busy sucking on them

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was documented in Jennifer’s Body

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

honestly, this wouldn’t be the worst trade in the world, not a terribly bright one, but it really wouldn’t have much impact either way.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

It would compound the stupidity of the Barnes trade.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

just give us a competent GM for once.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

march on 3rd and King

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

how about I just whine on the internet? It’s cold outside.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

why not? don’t forget the skirt

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

that would make it more frustrating.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Y’all quit raggin’ on my man Brian. I saw him at a burger place this one time a few blocks from the ballpark, so me and him are like best friends now.

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

I was at Safeway across the ballpark on my break, last winter. At the checkout line, who else, but Sabes himself buying a bottle of orange juice. I really wanted to congratulate his crew on the draft. Right when I said, “Hey Mr. Sabean….”, he looked right at me and straight took off without his juice. WTF was that all about? I didn’t have my LUNATIC FRINGE shirt on.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wearing a Giants hat, and when he walked by me he gave me a really dirty look. Not sure why

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He hates the fans. Isn’t it obvious?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

Its just that he’s always hungover and has the shakes, sees snakes, and loses control of his bladder unexpectedly and suddenly.

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He could sense you were on the Internet.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You smelled like your mom’s basement?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that you even knew who he was indicated that you are at least a semi knowledgeable Giants/baseball fan. Sabean was clearly intimidated by this, realizing that you were one of the people who knows he is a complete hack. Sabean knows that he is good at appeasing the casual fans into thinking the likes of Aaron Rowand and Kouzmanoff are the types of players that win championships, but he knew he could not get past your immense baseball knowledge.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

by lincecuminyourface on Dec 8, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

also

he knew no one who actually recognized him would want to say something positive…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You also like soccer.

by quincy0191 on Dec 8, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I guess that makes me a communist then, right?

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I:d rather sign Nick Johnson

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

The Rockies and free-agent catcher Yorvit Torrealba entered the serious stages of negotiations on a two-year contract on Tuesday.

fingers crossed that i can scratch off another catcher in the way of posey

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 8, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Shakes fist!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 8, 2009 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

/grabs torches and pitchfork

by DFAAurillia on Dec 8, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How are you able to carry a pitchfork and multiple torches?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Dec 8, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

foam dome, modified for torch carrying.

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

/clutching forks and knives

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Dec 8, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/fists Fryloc!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

/Chip Caray logs on

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Dec 8, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/Chip Caray fists Meatloaf in oven

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If there’s one thing this team likes to do, it’s drive down the value of their players.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

so they can move Panda to 1b.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

Thought he played quite well at 3b and now that he is 109lbs lighter this season

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

but it seems the Giants are in the market for either a 1b or a 3b, depending on which one is easier to obtain, knowing that they have the option of moving Panda to 1b.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

NIck Johnson
Carlos Delgado
Ryan Garko
Lyle Overbay
Conor Jackson
Casey Kotchman

are just a few of the available 1b

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought he played quite well at 3b and now that he is 109lbs lighter this season

If by a -6.4 UZR/150, which was near the bottom for all third basement, then yes —quite well.

by Fresburg on Dec 8, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I know it’s a losing argument to claim “I don’t care about stats, I know what my eyes see” especially on this site. I just find it hard to believe Panda was one of the worst third baseman in the league last year. He seemed average at worst and quite often made some great plays.

Plus, why put him through the trouble of Panda Camp and make him lose weight and then just move him to a position that’s less demanding? Isn’t it possible he’d lose the motivation to keep his weight down, then?

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Dec 8, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If so, then my eyes saw something completely different than yours. When I saw him he had quick reflexes, strong arm, no range. Average plays in the hole between short and third, he couldn’t get to—which would be fine if we had a SS who could get to them.

At least he is young and has the potential to improve through more reps and being in better shape. But whether he plays third or first, he still needs to get in better shape. Remember, he’s trying to lose fat, not weight. If he replaces that fat with bulk he’s gonna see results, which is plenty of motivation.

by Fresburg on Dec 8, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I am somewhat of a stathead, and I think UZR is a very useful stat, but you need to aknowledge its limitations. I think we are all aware Pablo’s range is limited, we don’t need statistics to tell us that. But also consider that he was new to the position and very overweight. As he learns the position better (positioning himself and improving footwork) and continues to lose weight, his range is going to improve. And as you mentioned, he has the natural tools that 3rd basemen need: Quick reflexes and a cannon right arm (and left arm as well.) He made some amazing plays last year. Those plays against the Rockies on the one hoppers to his right where he got the ball while sliding to his right, 360 pivoted, and threw to first were incredible, and the play against the mariners where Ichiro hit a chopper over his head and he threw the runner out at home was as good as it gets. UZR cannot measure the merit of those plays. I think Pablo is an amazing athlete, he has just stunted his athletic ability due to weight issues, and moving him to first would be a waste of his athleticism

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

by lincecuminyourface on Dec 8, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re actually going to move Kouzmanoff to catcher.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Good

now Posey can play 3b

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Please, for your own sake, and for ours, please stop trying to assign logic and rational thinking to anything that Brian Sabean does, or may do.

Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

by tobias on Dec 8, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I just can’t get worked up over this stuff until the season actually starts. Who was it last year that they signed, had him on the roster for less than a week, and then traded him? They can do whatever they want right now, I’m not going to scream too loudly about it ’till round about opening day.

by Merope on Dec 8, 2009 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Then you Ma’am are not a true fan!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you're just sour

because you lost count!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Marlins might be trading Dan Uggla before the end of the winter meetings, a source familiar with talks involving the infielder said.

The source said four teams are in on Uggla, adding the Giants would need to step up if they’re seriously interested in adding him to the heart of their lineup. The teams have had ongoing talks, but it’s believed nothing has been hot and heavy in Indy.

With Pablo Sandoval penciled in as the cleanup hitter, the Giants need complementary players to bat third and fifth. Uggla would be a nice fit, but the Giants are hesitant to trade any young pitching.

With starter Brad Penny leaving the Giants to sign with St. Louis, the Giants are less willing to part with Jonathan Sanchez. Uggla has two years remaining on his contract, after which he could be a free agent. If the Marlins wait until the July 31 trade deadline to move Uggla, it’s unlikely his value will be as high as now.

With Uggla, the Giants would have defensive options. Sandoval would be moved to first. Uggla is a second baseman, but the Giants might see him a better fit at third, with Freddy Sanchez sticking at second.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t step up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

But also, why not just put Uggla at 1B and leave Pablo at 3B?

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hallelujah, Jaffar.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just about to type the same thing.

by tyrannoman on Dec 8, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s find a way to shuffle the infielders around so somebody other than Rent is playing SS. Panda could probably play SS just as well as Renteria

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a stronger arm, that’s for sure. I daresay the range is equivalent.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

TA-DA!!!

1B Ishikawa
2B Sanchez
3B Sandoval
SS Posey
C Garko

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

never forget

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

wikipedia

“During that game, the Giants’ starting catcher Bengie Molina left on a double switch. Their backup catcher, Eliézer Alfonzo, was injured on a play at the plate and had to leave the game in the 10th inning. With the Giants out of position players, Feliz moved to catcher, Randy Winn moved from center field to third, Dan Ortmeier moved from right field to center, and pitcher Noah Lowry came into the game in right.”

Lineup next year:

Noah Lowry RF
Freddy Sanchez 2b
Randy Winn 3b
Pablo Sandoval 1b
Edgar Renteria SS
Aaron Rowand CF
Nate Schierholtz RF
Pedro Feliz C

Git R Dun.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we need to get more screen caps from that game. Lowry in RF was pretty funny.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure in a couple more years, we’ll also find the memory of Weezy trying to bunt Timmy over in Colorado funny.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Love that picture of Barry with Ortmeier and Lowry showing them where to go.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that posted here?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It was at one point, but I don’t know how to find it now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha, found it

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yessssss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds: “Right field is on that side, dude.”

Lowry: “But I was standing there, and thinking, wait…I’m on the left now…shouldn’t this be left field?”

Bonds: “Dude, just take my word for it an get your ass over there.”

Ortmeier: snicker

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by EliminateMe on Dec 8, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ortmeier: Why won’t anyone talk to me?

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner!

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Winn DOES have a career fielding percentage of 1.000 as a third baseman!

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I liek that if we’re going to do this, we’ll just go all-out crazy and play 2 RFers

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by Jibblescribbits on Dec 8, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad you caught that

Randy Winn will cover LF from 3b.

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hey

we should sign Lowry to play LF!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 8, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez for Uggla would be worse than Alderson for Freddie or Barmes for Garko

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Same with Bumgarner for Uggla.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

sanchez for uggla and anibal sanchez?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

that's like

the equivalent of trading sanchez for uggla and a bag of balls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

is Anibal bad?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not terrible but his high in IP the last three years is in the 80s and he’s just not very good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but pucetas as the fifth starter? sadowski signed with houston already

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh

what? If we traded Sanchez for Uggla and Sanchez, we’d still need a fifth starting pitcher anyway.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

sanchez & lewis/frandsen for uggla & cantu?
can we get a three team deal in the works with lindstrom moving somewhere?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Giving up Sanchez is just not a good idea.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

What about this exchange makes you think I mean Freddy?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole exchange started with an article that talked about trading Jonathan for Uggla. It has not changed course since then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to have a hard time remembering that there were two Zambranos in the league.

I also used to get Kate Winslet and Clare Danes confused. So, clearly, I’ve got facial dyslexia.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 8, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this is where OOTP really messes me up

Anibal was a real hot prospect. So, hearing the name I immediately think that.

I mean, Jeff Fiorentino, who turned into about nothing in real life, was Barry F Bonds, although he retired at 37 due to some aggressive aging algorithms. 277/424/561, with 702 HR in his 18 yrs in the majors

BTW, anyone want to join?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 8, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

the orioles were in, who are the other teams?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

D-Backs. I hear they want real rturn when they trade Upton and young.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot and heavy is overrated.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

THANK YOU

I can only think of her saxophone playing boyfriend when people say/write “hot and heavy.”

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you just gotta finish it with a twirl.

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

did she have some surgery? she looky different now

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

surely botox, right? She is older, so I’d expect different anyway.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 8, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

from Baggs
I’ve just confirmed a tweet from USA Today’s Bob Nightengale that the Giants and Padres had discussions about a trade for San Diego third baseman Kevin Kouzmanoff in which infielder Kevin Frandsen would head south.

But the Padres have little interest in Fred Lewis, who was rumored to be part of discussions. San Diego already has a glut of left-handed hitting outfielders. They’re searching for pitching instead.

Could Frandsen and someone like Kevin Pucetas be enough to make a deal for Kouzmanoff, who’s due a raise in arbitration? Perhaps. But the Giants also are averse to trading any upper-level pitching depth after losing Brad Penny.

Both Frandsen and Lewis would welcome a change of scenery. That much is for sure.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

who’s due a raise in arbitration

The possibility of this trade just got even more wonderful!

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s Keven Frandsen?

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ol’ Stopgap.

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by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

oh how it's fallen

from Major Upgrade. Demotion is a biotch!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy who’s about to hit .350 with 20 dingers playing half his home games at Petco Park.

/Grant

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by Kitspool on Dec 8, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Found this on Gaslamp ball
While the market for 3b is saturated right now, I still think we can do better than Lewis an Frandensen

I’m pretty sure the guy got Kevin’s name from sabes

by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Pucetas for Kouzmanoff would be yet another misstep.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me help you out. You are wrong.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Trading pitching for a hitter type the Giants already have or can find outside of a trade looks like a bad idea to me.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Pucetas will not help this team. Now or in the future.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither will Kouz, though.

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Pucetas for Kouzmanoff would be yet another misstep.

It would be a push

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

A push is a misstep at this point. Failing to improve the team.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

not a misstep.

Barmes for garko is a misstep.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

How is not improving your team but not hurting your team a misstep? Its a push.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Arguably it does hurt the team

Kouz < Garko. Let alone Nick Johnson.

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I wasn’t thinking it in those terms.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No, because they would be replacing Garko in the lineup with Kouz. That actually makes the team worse. It would actually better to release Pucetas than to trade him for Kouzmanoff.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither will Kevin Kouzmanoff.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s just pass on this one, okay Sabes?

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

PRETTY PLEASE?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

MUST CREATE ILLUSION THAT HE’S TRYING TO IMPROVE TEAM

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Kicking tires? Check.
Due diligence? Check.

Sabean, you’ve done it again!

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and I’d hate for them to get that change on an NL West team.

by Merope on Dec 8, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re searching for pitching instead./blockquote>

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ben Snyder
Joe Martinez
Daryl Maday

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Correia will be non-tendered. No need to trade for him.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

are we first in line to sign him?

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care if the Giants are first in line to get Kevin Correia.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldn’t he be at 6-8 million? too much if we’re not giving that to penny

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

read he would get $3-4M in arb

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

wolf is getting 10 a year,
penny got 9 million if he hits 200 innings
didn’t carreia have an era near 4?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure he’s champing at the bit to sign with the Giants…

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 8, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s definitely prepped to shoot out laughing gas.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  


say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumor and more gossip...Guessing game....

NOt into the “What IF” game that everyone is playing right now. I don’t think the Giants HAVE to make a move at the moment. Lets just wait and see what develops at just before and during spring training. Might see some mega deal then..Hopefully for some DECENT BATS! How about someone that can play regularly AND hit for .298 every year and have 35 HR and a 60 RBI’s…Who does that sound like that is currently available in the Major Leagues? Hmmmm…

by SF Bay Area on Dec 8, 2009 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

What if you’re wrong?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 8, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

then he would probably be wrong. Maybe

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re probably right.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 8, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds?

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the first thing to come to mind

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no clue who he’s talking about otherwise. Plus 35 HR and 60 RBI? Weird.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

he cleverly corrected

for the Giants tablesetters

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez

40 HR with only 99 RBI is pretty lulzy

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t that more HRs than our whole lineup?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re misunderstanding what part of that is lulzy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

I have no idea what the league average RBI’s per HR is, but driving in 59 other guys over the course of a season through 40 HRs and 113 other hits seem ridiculously low. His average runners on base per ab was probably around .05

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember 2003, when Bonds had 45 HR and 90 RBI? That was awesfulsome.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

San Diego Lulzy lineup.

by Cheeeese! on Dec 8, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Stay lulzy, San Diego.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

from padres.com twitter

Fred Lewis is left-handed and is, essentially Tony Gwynn.

wut

do they mean junior?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

In that case. Fred for Adrian!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I stand corrected

You guys have been right all along

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a strange sentence.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Misplaced comma, ho!

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, to say the least.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Misplaced, comma ho!

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by EliminateMe on Dec 8, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Let us all add to the hype

Fred Lewis is the next Nikolai Bonds

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly

The more I think about it, the more I think that we should just hold on to the offensive upgrades we made at the trade deadline and then sign johnny damon.

Damon LF
Sanchez 2b
Garko 1b
Sandoval 3b
Rowand CF
Juggernate RF
Posey/FA Catcher C
Renteria

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

pre-emptive

I know, DNW damon, etc, etc.

But his OBP is nothing to scoff at, and he is at least a positive-UZR LF.

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that’s not worse than the alternative. Dye or Kouz

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Renteria and Rowand would have to come back and up their stats for this to work

I think that this was the type of lineup that WOULD work and what Boch had in mind IF Renteria and Rowand where hitting with men on base and producing the clutch hit and also take the now obviously heavy load of being the ONLY offensive threat in the line up (Sandoval). I like this line up IF those too come back and hit really well throughout the year, not just streaks that neither can synchronize between them.

by SF Bay Area on Dec 8, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand is an eternally average hitter

I wouldn’t count on much of a bump from him.

Say what you will about how dumb it was to play Rent injured, but I think he’ll be a better hitter next year if only because he’ll be healthier

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

he might hit like .270/.330/.380 but i wouldn’t expect much more than that

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take it

That’d be a bump to our team OBP

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll try to play better because it’s contract year

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

damon

the Yanks have more leverage now and still have a hole in LF, but won’t offer more than 2 years to the guy, meaning the Giants would have to pony up more than 2 years or a lot more money.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

right down Sabes Alley

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t cabrera move to lf?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

274 /.336/ .416 / .752

Not with that line. That is the fourth worst OPS among AL outfielder.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Automatically becomes Giants’ second or third best hitter.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that isn’t normalized to New Yankee stadium

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

it is normalized to SF lineup

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s the Yankees. They want hte biggest most expensive name in every spot in their lineup. They’ve never shown much faith in Cabrera.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

sick goal from ronaldo

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

But Michael Owen has a hat trick

Would they throw bowlers on the pitch? :)

by Bitgod on Dec 8, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Who cares? Bayern blasted Juve in Turin. I is happy! Also, tomorrow is my second snow day in a row. Wooh!

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not only would Kouz cost us a few trades, but he is more expensive than what we have already. This trade would be a completely lateral one. This is simply a trade for trades sake and will do nothing to make us better.

In short, I fully expect the deal to be finalized before afternoon tea.

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by AXmrdrir on Dec 8, 2009 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t trust Sabean negotiating with Jed Hoyer. (so sad that I’m terrified of a rookie GM outnegotiating the longest tenured GM in baseball)

/jumps off roof (again)

by DFAAurillia on Dec 8, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean really is an idiot.

by out machine on Dec 8, 2009 1:39 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Imbeciles everywhere resent that remark

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i think the difference between rowand and kouzmanoff is in room for improvement. rowand came from a place where his numbers were inflated. kouzmanoff (who is younger) is coming from a place where his numbers have stagnated. there are so many examples of young guys getting a change of venue and showing their real worth (carlos pena, carlos quentin, garret jones, et al)after flaming out or losing their prospect status with their original clubs. if it only cost flew and frandsen, why not do it? we need a 3rd/ 1st baseman…kouz plays decent defense, is cheap, and has a chance to improve…i say do it

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by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 8, 2009 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

Kouzmanoff hit worse than Ishikawa last year, park adjustments will help but he’s not going to improve enough to be worth it. His numbers have stagnated because he’s got a terrible approach at the plate and so i don’t see any improvement in that regard.

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by GiantFan on Dec 8, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a better idea to stick with Garko, who is cheaper, better and won’t cost (more) prospects in trade.

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been thinking No No No No all morning

but now I’m kinda thinking : Well, he’s not bad of a buy-low candidate, and if we really give up nothing, then this really isn’t that terrible.

And then I remember that we already have Garko. UGH.

So the choice is : Tender Garko a contract, or Trade crap for Kuzmanoff and pay the same amount roughly. Ugh.

At least Kuzmanoff plays good defense I guess…..

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by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

his obp in 2009 was .302, career .308, remember all those years we waited for feliz to come around?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, Kouzmanoff really is Pedro Feliz.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Kouzmanoff is us.

We are more valuable than Fred Lewis and Keving Frandsen.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Silver lining?

Kouz at 3rd and Panda at 1B = No Dye at 1st, right?

by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy on Kouz: “That rumor is not even close.”

by KCE on Dec 8, 2009 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

“Me can’tz stop thinking of Adrian ……”

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This doesn't sound like Bochy.

That statement’s missing by my count, at least… seven BORKs.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

and one or two “ballplayer”…

by WTF on Dec 8, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re giving up Bumgarner and Neal instead.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If for Gonzalez then do it!

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Farly interviews Kouzmanoff

Chris: Remember that time when you were batting against Jonathan Sanchez and whiffed on his slider and it hit you in the foot?

Kouz: yeah

Chris: um, that was cool

by Fresburg on Dec 8, 2009 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

From The Chron
Also, according to USA Today, the Giants are talking with the Padres about third baseman Kevin Kouzmanoff and the Padres want more than Fred Lewis and Kevin Frandsen.

But manager Bruce Bochy said, “That rumor is not even close.” On a team full of low on-base percentages, Kouzmanoff would fit right in. His OBP in 2009 was .302. Career, .308.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?blogid=22&entry_id=53124#ixzz0Z8YQYgP9

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

I can see it now

He and the boys hanging out in the dugout, reminiscing about all the great times they failed to reach first base safely. Hoo boy, that’s what really brings a team together.

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Chemistry >>>>>> OBP!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

"not even close"

the Giants won’t be satisfied unless they can give up a lot more for Kouz.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

On a team full of low on-base percentages, Kouzmanoff would fit right in.

SF Cron with the SICK BURN

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

But if you go to Pinstripe Alley, you can get him for Matt Cain!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

second coming of brett butler?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Bagg's new post us full of face palmy goodness

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/12/08/bruce-bochy-likes-olivo-and-torrealba-plus-thoughts-on-velez-lewis-kouzmanoff/

Eugenio Velez stands to get the lion’s share of playing time as the leadoff hitter, although he and Andres Torres could be in the lineup on the same day. Bochy hopes Velez can increase his unimpressive OBP and patience as he gains experience.
Fred Lewis is not a candidate to lead off, even though he’s one of few high-OBP guys on the roster. Lewis will fight for a job in the spring.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

Hoping a hitter will suddenly transform into another type of hitter worked great last year, when they were hoping Fred Lewis would become an aggressive power hitter.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT BAM BAM IS THE HITTING COACH NOW!

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Lewis vs. A Real Lion

Watch as Fred Lewis fights not only for his job, but for his life! Coming this spring to Arizona.

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe…

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

/waits to see how people will react

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That is magnificent

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP.

uhhh. Don’t know what to say. It’s freaking Cambodia. 24 dead?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

(Did you read the caption at the top?)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

(shhh)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

or did you notice the url isn’t a BBC site?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop ruining it!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLME

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you guys read the story about how this story came to be?

Apparently a group of guys were arguing about whether 40 midgets could beat up a lion. One guy was absolutely convinced that the midgets would win. So the other guys, for a goof, made this story using another BBC story as a template, put it on the internet and showed it to their friend. Evidently the guy believed it and was pretty crestfallen, muttering something like, “Man, I really thought they could beat it.”

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

fred lewis got his hands up around that lion’s jaws
….and he ripped that beast…you know he killed him dead…

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they were saying some good things but then I saw this and cried.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Dec 8, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean was saying some good things. These quotes are from Bochy.

P.S. I get them confused sometimes, too.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It easy to confuse them.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You write post image in front of a URL.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/13/634328/mcfaq-ii-faq-harder

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

huh

That faq seems wrong about images.

I’ve always just used the SBNation code of putting !’s in front and behind the URL. Much simpler.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That faq seems wrong about images.

Err, how is it wrong? Unless somebody changed basic HTML and didn’t tell me…

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no

you CAN do it that way, but I don’t know why you wouldn’t list the easiest way in the FAQ

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah

Well, if you know HTML, the way listed is probably the easiest way, since that’s how you’ve always done it.

Of course, then you don’t need the FAQ, I guess.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I didn’t know about that when I created it.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You are forgiven.

But I think that even if you do know HTML, it’s a hell of a lot easier to type 2 !’s than write out the img src code.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, I get the idea.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what's even easier?

Click the picture icon in the comment box and paste your URL in the field.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

touche.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ding ding ding!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s easier, actually.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The HTML method is easiest for me, so whatev.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I always miss a quote in there somewhere.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggh

They just remind me how stupid it was to keep Bochy.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Dec 8, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Also from the post

Freddy Sanchez could hit third, not second. Suprisingly, Edgar Renteria could be the No.2 hitter.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly = Tragically

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, sure. Anybody could hit third or second.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 8, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that they said it means they’re considering it as a good option.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Could have been a typo

“Surprisingly, Edgar Renteria could No. 2 on the hitter.”

by snafu on Dec 8, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

PUKE

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

oh jesus Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

2010 record

3-159

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

….and while giving up a total of 174 runs all season

Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

by AXmrdrir on Dec 8, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly = predictable

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

They cannot be serious…

by AndOnTheDrums... on Dec 8, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, that’s how you score 50 runs in a season, Brian

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This thread is not getting better as it gets longer.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This is interesting

On Lewis: "I put him in there (at leadoff) last year and Freddy came up to me and said he wasn’t too comfortable in that spot. That was my hope because he sees pitches, gets on base, has speed. He could be a good leadoff hitter. But a guy has to want to do it."

I wonder why Fred didn’t like it? He’s the best one on the team for it.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he doesn't like being a major league regular?

And he’s a bad soldier.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s just THE problem, period.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

To me, it appeared that he was hitting well this last season until he got moved to leadoff. He probably feels that the different approach of batting leadoff to other places in the order didn’t fit his ideal approach. Which could be why his numbers sucked from the leadoff spot.

by Fresburg on Dec 8, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If true, LOL Fred for owning himself.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Lewis hitting leadoff when he doesn’t want to is still better than Velez hitting leadoff.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed

Fred Lewis hitting leadoff when he doesn’t want to is still better than Velez hitting leadoff

by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Gobroks Anybody or anything taking a shit on a ball-dudes head is better than Velez anywhere in the 941 area code

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

as I recall, the team forced him out of the leadoff spot so he could more RBIz lower in the order.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a good soldier.

by ryanmiles on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Why the fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY DO THE GIANTS LIKE EUGENIO VELEZ

WHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

vrooooooooom!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he was really good for 18 at bats in July

Duh.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i mean seriously

do they even realize that, in the end, last year he hit .267/.308/.400? and that is not an acceptable line for either a leadoff hitter or a left fielder? do they realize???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That wouldn’t even be good for a second baseman if Eugenio could play defense there.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Then again

Sabean said that Sanchez was “great” for the Giants last year when he played because he hit .284(/.295/.324).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep thinking that they’re going to come to their senses about this whole Velez at leadoff thing.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

In July, maybe.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“I know! We can hit him THIRD!”

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

These one liners of total negativity are adding a lot to the discussion!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently we are a little too optimistic for him.

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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

subtraction by addition. kind of like your boy Sabean runs a ballclub

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Grammar mistakes aside, I always love when somebody actualy isn’t grumpy and says to calm down the hate and they automatically become “[insert name hated by the majority]’s boy.”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Spulling mistakes aside, Sabean has earned all the barbs thrown at him. Dood puts out the worst hitting team in baseball for several years running, does nothing to ameloriate or change his ways, what’s positive to say. I’m not taking digs at the players, who are who they are.

If I didn’t know better, you almost sound like you work for them or one of their outlets

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

go to smith? she couldn’t even spell smith

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 8, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB OBP by month

April: .143
May: .261
June: DNP
July: .571
August: .307
September: .294
October: .278

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But

maybe if Bochy really just wishes hard that it’s so, he’ll improve his plate discipline!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate this organization.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

.571! That’s what Bochy is looking at.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i was hearing poor man’s alfonso soriano in july.

he’s still cheapish with upside

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

is the upside only that we don’t have hindsight to look back over a long career to see how bad he was?

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

what upside?

Dude is 28 this year, he is what he is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Does bochy look at OBP?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Omlette, Bacon, Pork?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You gotta have fruit.

Makes your farts smell sweeter.

And when you’re a catcher, you smell a lot of farts.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Selectively, I guess

Bengie’s not coming back, but Velez will lead off.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Dec 8, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I can already see it now

it’s going to be the end of August and Velez is batting .255 with a .305 OBP and Bochy, putshim in the lineup everyday no matter what. It’s going to be just likie Molina batting cleanup.

Sabean is a liar and rufesses to learn from his mistakes, but Bochy is truly retarted and shouldn’t be allowed to decide what players get to play and what don’t. I mean he actually wants Velez and Torres playing in the lineup together. Not Bowker, Not Schierholtz, and Not Lewis. What the fuck is wrong with this guy.

by NateEveryday on Dec 8, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

A platoon at one position means one or the other. How hard is it for him to understand that?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Parabola! By the time he gets to the end of next year, he’ll be at .150!

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

then approach zero

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 9, 2009 1:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly these numbers aren’t too far off from Kouz. LOL GIANTS!

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe other teams are on to Sabean’s evaluation strategy and purposely “ask” about shitty players?

by ryanmiles on Dec 8, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Cuz him beats dodgers.

by Merope on Dec 8, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

But VROOOOOM! Even though he’s a terrible baserunner who can’t steal bases.

by nataku on Dec 8, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My reaction to this was similar to Michael Scott’s reaction when he found out that Toby was back. But seriously, I can’t stand to read more info like this. It’s driving me into depression

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

NO GOD NO

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

/hero

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This was even greater than “I… DECLARE… BANKRUPTCEEEEEEEE!”

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuGIgf-ICHM

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re both great.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy abd Brian Sabean

pulling off the most elaborate prank ever on the Giants fanbase.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Dec 8, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

How about

Sabean “kick the tires” on Mark De Rosa for 3B? He was a pretty decent OBP guy before last year. Doesn’t he qualify as a tier 2 FA, as Sabes said he is seeking? He’s a Type B. Plenty of veteran grizzlosity and gamerness…

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Dec 8, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

NUNCA

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

DE NINGUNA MANERA

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

DNW

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong wrong wrong wrong

You’re wrong.

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL at Kouz.

(-2.75, 0.25)

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

it helps when to identify what you are talking about.

LOL me

(1124324235421534rw8w74375378953, -456564564564653432157, 9889789641897325)

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by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Does coordinate geometry have anything to do with your mom? If yes, then I have definitely grasped that.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No it has to do with your poo.

Do you grasp that?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No, its much to mushy to get a firm grasp on.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

In a vacuum, I'd rather have Kouz than Garko

However, I’d rather have Garkokawa/1B free agent du jour + Pablo than Kouz + Pablo.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Dec 8, 2009 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

tense issue

actually “it would have sucked” since you are already in the vacuum.

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by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Market for Mike Cameron: SEA, CHC, BOS, NYY

He’s willing to move to LF… how about RF for the Giants?(x10000)

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, three of the smartest organizations out there, huh (and the Cubs) whaddaya know.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle is one of the smartest organizations?

not lately

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

why not?

Zduri-whatever has done a great job so far.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How new?

Im talking about the Beltre/Sexson/Silva( althought that was pretty unpredictable they would all fail that hard) contracts and the Sherril, Jones and Tillman trade.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure those were all Bavasi moves.

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by groug on Dec 8, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That was all Bavasi.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ok

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

WAY TO KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES, PUNK

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by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Im not what kids these days would call “steezin”.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The unfortunate bit is that those are four of the wealthiest organizations. That tells me the price is going to be high, maybe 1/$10M or 2/$18M minimum.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it. Giants only outbid other teams for mediocre players, wimp out when it comes to good players.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Cameron would be a really good pickup and he even seems like he’d be a player that the Giants would love. It doesn’t seem like we’ve got any interest in him though, unless we’re trying to keep our interest quiet.

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by GiantFan on Dec 8, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

SABEAN: “I thought Cameron quit.”

GIANTS’ ASSISTANT: “You’re thinking of Dr. Cameron from the TV show ‘House.’ You watched that episode on the plane. We’re talking about Mike Cameron, the baseball player.”

SABEAN: “Really? I could’ve sworn we were talking about the same person.”

GIANTS’ ASSISTANT: “We weren’t.”

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

SPOILER WARNING

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

giants’ assistant – lou seal

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

His batting average is low. What good is he?

by Evan on Dec 8, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

RIB-EYES!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 9, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

randy johnson on a minor league deal

why are we not on this until MadBum is ready in June?
better than the 8 million he got from us last year

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

Randy Johnson wouldn’t take a minor league deal.

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

His nick name certainly isn’t Minor Unit!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Scottsdale birds do not want to see Randy Johnson pitch again.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fort Minor + G Unit?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 9, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

i just heard peter gammons say it, it must be true

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

I know it’s a total pipe dream but what would you offer the Padres for Adrian? Would you be willing to give up some of our better prospects?

I’m thinking I’d start with Mad-Bum and Wilson would be a good start to a package but probably would have to include Posey.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

/ waiting for jponry to chime in

But I think MadBum, Wilson and Posey would be too much.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Dec 8, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

MadBum, Neal, Peguero, Pucetas.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Im just guessing that Peguero isn’t as highly regarded by anyone other than the Giants.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s fair, but the pads would be getting two well-regarded prospects and emptying a division rivals already threadbare cupboard.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but the value of Gonzalez is HIGH. He has 2 years left and is an elite player in the prime of his career.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it's settled:

Cain & MadBum & Neal for A-Gon.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

NNNNNNFW

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by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Peguero was referenced as being one of the most requested Giant minor leaguers at the GM Meetings thus far.

I’m guessing that means that others regard him highly.

by Fresburg on Dec 8, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If true we should trade him since he’s never going to be that good. Dude doesn’t walk.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/12/07/winter-meetings-notes-giants-on-verge-of-losing-penny-neukom-on-the-loose-in-indy-non-update-on-villalona-etc/

“Two minor league names that have drawn trade inquiries from multiple teams: Left-hander Dan Runzler (no surprise there) and OF Francisco Peguero.”

by Fresburg on Dec 8, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

we hardly knew you, Paco

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be okay with trading either one.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I looked it up yesterday. Eight walks in 2009.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If that’s true, I would honestly love the idea of selling high on him right now.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If they can get us a controllable 3 or 5 hitter, I’d give them both away.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The rangers need bullpen help and are shopping michael young

If we could trade Runzler and 1 or 2 non Posey/MadBum prospects i’d love to do that

by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

he is due a ton of monies maybe we can toss Renteria in the deal

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt it

Tom Hicks is looking to sell the team and already got financial help from mlb

by Gobroks on Dec 8, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

On a personal note I want the Giants to keep Neal.

He’s extremely friendly, and I have an irrational hope that he’s the real deal.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Dec 8, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If it didn’t include Posey, I’m sure it would at least cost Neal

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 8, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

In a year, I’d wager that Posey/Garko outhits Torrealba/Gonzalez, so I don’t think it’s a good idea.

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

MadBum, Wilson, and…Crawford?

Would that be enough?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

tell them Lincecum, Cain, Panda and Posey are off limits, pick 4.

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

this could be doable

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it would definitely have to start with MadBum and would probably have to include Neal too. Personally, I think it’s too much (Gonzalez is only under contract for two more years, right?)

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but maybe you could pull a Mets and only complete the deal if Gonzalez agrees to an extension first.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

ONLY two more years?

That’s an eternity in baseball years, and it gives the Giants an opportunity to free base on their drug of choice: WIN NOW. Banking on pitchers to last for years and years is a whole lot of stupid, so the window of riding Lincecum and Cain (and Sanchez, I suppose) won’t be open for very long. Rather than trade for spare parts, I’d rather my team trades for a whole car.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Either this or the reboot option.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum

for an entire team of elite prospects…GO!

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 9, 2009 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Sandoval
AGon
Posey

makes a sweet middle of the order for seasons to come

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re talking about 12 years of MadBum and Neal for 2 years of Gonzalez. It’s a steep price to pay. I’m not necessarily saying I wouldn’t do it under any circumstances but it’s a lot to give up for one player.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s assuming that either Mad Bum or Neal even fucking pan out. That’s one issue I have with perceived value of prospects. There’s no guarantee that they can even make the majors let alone last 6 years in them.

And we’re talking about the Giants here, so it’s almost a given that they’re not going to pan out sadly enough to say.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

of course there isn't

There also isn’t any guarantee that Adrian Gonzalez is going to repeat his 2009 in ’10 and ’11. He was obviously fantastic last year, but he was only a (still very good) 3-4 win player the three years before that.

And was it a given that Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum and Jonathan Sanchez weren’t going to pan out? I must have missed that.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d bank on Gonzalez continuing to play this well. He’s been getting better not worse. True, he could plateau but even then you have an elite level player who would enhance the Giants fortunes well enough to put them in the playoffs, which is the idea right?

What good is all of our pitching prospects if we never are going to have an offense to score runs. This offense has been dreadful for years. We’re going to waste the best years of our pitching staff behind a 3 run a game offense. Taking a risk might be necessary. Not that Sabean can be expected to do any outside of the box type of thinking.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Trading two top prospects for a great hitter is outside the box thinking?

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It is for them. Especially when it require more than just those 2 to get Gonzalez.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I can understand your desperate desire for a top hitter in the lineup, but I just can’t personally advocate giving up Bumgarner, Neal + for one player.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

boston could come oer the top for any deal for agon that wouldn’t include Bum, Neal +, especially in division

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably half the teams could come over the top on a deal…

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I never said we could be serious players for Gonzalez without giving that package up.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But you’re willing to put trust in the Giants farm system though to develop quality players for the ML roster?

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Sandoval and Wilson all seem pretty okay.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

True. But only one of them is a hitter. Which is what we need badly. And have for years. I have hope for Neal and Posey, but my god this team (all bay area teams) are frustrating as fuck.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If you increase runs scored or decrease runs allowed, you win more games. When it comes down to measuring the Giants’ farm products, a 3-WAR pitcher is worth just as much as a 3-WAR hitter.

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by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yes but

if you already have 5 2+ win starters, and only 2 2+ win hitters, a 3 win hitter >>>>>>>>>>>>>> a 3 win pitcher.

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by Viliphied on Dec 9, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Bigger issue is Giants giving young players the opportunity to succeed. I don’t know what to say about Velez fluking his way into a key role.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

at this point

I don’t see why the Giants don’t see what they can get with Posey, Bumgarner, and all their other prospects. I mean, what does it matter how good you system is when you don’t know how to use it.

The whole point is to build from the draft, but all they’ve done this off season is focus on blocking the players they’ve developed. And, even if they don’t block their players they reward the wrong “prospect”(Velez, Ortmeier, Burris) that everyone else besides them can see is undeserving. Plus they don’t even know how to let young players succeed in the majors. Sandoval being the lone exception, but Bochy misuses him too by refusing to give him a day off, until he hurts himself.

 So basically I don’t care anymore(really just right this second because I’m pissed off) about the Giants protecting their prospects. Might as well trade them for something good like AGON instead of F. Sanchez.

 God I hate this team.

by NateEveryday on Dec 8, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you’re impatient and you want the Giants to make ill-advised decisions because of it. Cool.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

no not really

just pissed off by the stupid Bochy comments

by NateEveryday on Dec 8, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

the thing is

other than Sandoval, we really haven’t had hitting prospects of the same caliber as Posey (and, pending how well he does in 2010, Neal). And they handled Sandoval right. I’m guessing most of what they’re saying about Posey is mostly posturing.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it was ment with sarcasm

I don’t really want to trade Posey, or any top prospect really. I was just ranting about my frusteration with the team refusing to play their best hitting prospect, but at the same time rewarding players like Velez and Torres.

I have always wanted the Giants to be a team that builds from within. So the post was meant to be sarcastic in that their finally starting to give young guys a chance, but they give the wrong guys the opportunities.

by NateEveryday on Dec 8, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt, and there's a lot of "save them from themselves" medicine at play, too...

Emptying the system for a great player like A-Gon would enable them to continue to block young players and sign cheaper vets, only this time, they might not be terrible options to compliment a decent core.

I realize I am sort of advocating the Giants go back to business as usual, but since they have really not been able to shake that old habit of crusty vets around young pitching, why not play to their strength for once?

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

101-61

Velez
Sanchez
Kouzmanoff
Sandoval
Olivo
Rowand
Schierholtz
Renteria

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

Needs more Dye.

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs to be typed for full effect

Velez
Sanchez
Dye
Sandoval
Kouzmanoff
Olivo
Rowand
Renteria

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But they want Renteria to hit second and Sanchez third

Velez
Renteria
Sanchez
Sandoval
Dye
Kouzmanoff
Olivo
Rowand

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

But that’s before they got two dingerz monsterz in Dye and Kouz.

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Stronger than the Cloverfield monster, even.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Going off of Sabean's comments about Sanchez batting third...

Velez
Renteria
Sanchez
Sandoval
Dye
Kouzmanoff
Olivo
Rowand

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically it was Bochy saying that which I guess makes it worse since he’s the guy putting the lineup together.

Anyway, that’s gross.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Close to agreeing with this…

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep Pablo.

Trade Timmy to Red Sox for a billion prospects.

I’ll take Buchholz, Bowden, Kelly, Lars Anderson, and Ryan Westmoreland.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

101 is the team obp right?

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s the SLG. OBP is .061.

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Boch prefers this one:

Velez
Renteria
Sanchez
Sandoval
Kouzmanoff
Olivo
Rowand
Torres

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/throws self down stairs.

by out machine on Dec 8, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

what

did they get relegated to AA?

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by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I wonder if there’s a way to do reverse MLEs. My guess at this crew’s AA slashies:

Velez – .280/.330/.450
Sanchez – .320/.350/.420
Kouzmanoff – .270/.340/.550
Sandoval – .370/.450/.620
Olivo – .270/.280/.450
Rowand – .290/.350/.470
Schierholtz – .320/.350/.480
Renteria – .280/.330/.430

I think that would be an above-average offense in the majors, but it isn’t as good as it should be.

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

this site work both ways: MLE calc

Velez’s 2009 translate to Conn: .317/.374/.496
Sandoval: .400/.479/.710, barely even Bondsian.

And that’s Conn/Eastern League. Panda in the Texas League: .423/.502/.754. I could live with that.

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by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, Royals like Pie

Bunch of cake haters

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

Pie is better than cake, imho.

by nataku on Dec 8, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

you are correct

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 8, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheesecake transcends cakedom.

Pumpkin, Boston Cream, Apple, blueberry, sweet potato and cherry are still the tits.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

uhhhhh cheesecake. will eat it off the floor if i have to.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

now i really want cheescake

thanks a lot

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I have some frozen cheesecake from Trader Joes. I think I’ll have a slice tonight.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2009 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

For what it's worth, Kouzmanoff plays half his games at Petco

Road splits:

2007: .273/.327/.496
2008: .292/.329/.473
2009: .287/.323/.455

by RoyaleWithCheese on Dec 8, 2009 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Still don’t want.

Bad obp is bad.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Like your screen name

just watched that again recently. Nope, it doesn’t get old

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't want a Large Farva

I want a Goddamn Liter of Cola.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 9, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

lol movie fail

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 9, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

altertatively (right movie this time)

Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 9, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Frandsen plus a coupon for Timmy only going 5 innings against the Pads in 1 game (redeemable from June-Aug '10)

I bet they do it just for the coupon so let’s get ready for the Kouz chant followed by waving our Tye-Dye towels for Jermaine.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 8, 2009 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

+1

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It's good

hopefully we’ll be outbid.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants do tend to pussy out when any other team gets involved.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Poorly run baseball teams are poorly run.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/then says “I just signed Nick Johnson to 1yr 2mil deal”

by velvadp on Dec 8, 2009 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Things like this give me a :(

and by “things like this” I mean any rumors involving the Giants FO.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

Baggs tweets
Sabean: No chance Bengie Molina circles back to Giants. “That ship has sailed.” Pudge’s two-year deal really hurts search for replacement.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

Buster's time may end up just coming by default

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Whiteside!

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Downside!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they’re forcing Bochy to play Buster.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not until game 63. He can only catch 99 games this year. Sabean said it. I read it. I believe it.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t big head bochy still filling out te lineup card?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

De fault

The two sweetest words in the English language.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 8, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Pudge’s two-year deal really hurts search for replacement.

Good.

Also, this time last year weren’t they saying they had no interest in bringing Aurilia back?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That ship almost immediately took on water, btw.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

My computer is freezing up, but had to put in my LOL for this

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

At least, there’s this.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

Didn’t think that ship could float.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well you wouldn’t think so, but it’s like a walrus, where the blubber provides a lot of buoyancy.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs tweets some more
Sabean: Johnny Damon not a fit. And Jermaine Dye? “We want to stay young. That’s a blanket statement, not a comment against Dye.”

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

Why the qualifier Sabes?

You jackass.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s good, I think, I guess.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

file under: believe it when i see it.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay!

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to stay young then stay fucking young. Don’t even think about most of these awful “upgrades”. Granted I think most of these rumors are bullshit just because Sabean has been dumb in the past. But still. We all fear those types of moves for a reason.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than the stuff Bochy is spewing out of his mouth.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What the Sabean is going on

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 8, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We got so old we now like ’em young.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I have to give him credit for at least making the right noises. I’ll still be amazed if he doesn’t sign either Dye or Damon.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

From Baggs
Sabean on Juan Uribe: “It’s possible, and I underline possible, that they could (restart talks). But we haven’t been approached yet.”

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

If he finds a cool market, he might come crawling back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Translation

There is no market for a multi year deal, and we still want to displace Panda from 3B.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be ok bringing Uribe back in the role he had last year, just depends how much of a raise he wants. And 1 year deal only.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If we brought Uribe back, I would hope we Dave Roberts Renteria.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No matter what happens, I would hope we Dave Roberts Renteria.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Will never happen. Unfortunately.

by Cheeeese! on Dec 8, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It wouldn’t surprise me if it happened in July or something, but it’s certainly not going to happen before the season starts. “Now that he’s finally healthy” and all that.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

uribe 3-4 million > Kouz 3-4 million

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

thisthisthis

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Last year, yeah. Going forward? Probably not.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel guilty for thinking this would be a great offseason if the Giants ONLY do this: (1) sign Johnson (2) sign Cameron (3) re-sign Uribe.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be great. More than we could ask for.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re that excited about Reed Johnson?

by Fresburg on Dec 8, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

damn i wish i had mlb network

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

are you sure? Heard he was going to bat boy for Boston

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He could be a ball dude with us. That wouldn’t be a huge step down from ESPN analyst. That was a joke, but now that I think about it, it’s not a joke.

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! He’s not gone for good.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s great news. MLB Network will now be on my TV 26 hours a day!

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering if that had been covered here. He can go love the BoSox on a network I do not have.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And I thought my dislike for Rosenthal and Heyman was a bit much

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I never said i disliked him. Just his writing on ESPN always seems to overflow with love of New England. He is tolerable on TV in small doses for me.

Could not stand his interview with ARod though.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s trying to level the complete love for the Yankees on that network.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2009 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you.

His love for the BoSox overfloweth to the point where I tuned him out years ago.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Dec 8, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

F you. F you. F you. You’re cool Jon Miller. F you. I’m out!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

half baked Pictures, Images and Photos

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 8, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A cooking show perhaps?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

AROUND THE HORN
PARDON THE INTERRUPTION
GRAB SOME PINE

… NEEDZ MOAR “THE”

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

PACKING THE CALORIES

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

DUCKING THE HEATER

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Now back to “Grab Some Pine Nuts” with John Kruk

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball Tonight Two: Electric Boogaloo.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It is time for me to pony up for the MLB Network.

Despite my not actually being in charge of this house.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

bad contract swap
Cubs and Mariners are talking about a Bradley for Carlos Silva swap, though nothing is imminent.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

Oooh.

That’s some crafty money management, there.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Farting into the microphone, holding a LOLcat poster.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers think manny is back on banned womens drug after he requested Oprah to be played on Dodger vision in between innings.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

lolwut?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

some random tweet on the Yahoo winter meetings chat

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

SAY WHA?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe this to be credible

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm psyched they let Sean Forman into the BBWAA though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

5:08pm: The Rockies made progress with Torrealba this afternoon, according to Renck. The catcher is looking for a two year deal worth about $6MM, like the one Ivan Rodriguez signed.

3:36pm: Troy E. Renck of the Denver Post has multiple teams competing for free agent catcher Yorvit Torrealba, with the Rockies a “slight favorite.” Torrealba hopes to re-sign with Colorado, but the Mets, Giants, Blue Jays, and Royals are other suitors. To

DNW

by DFAAurillia on Dec 8, 2009 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

Im going to laugh when Torrealba is making 3 mill a year to be their backup catcher.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

DNW and hopefully Sabes stands pat on his no multi year contract stance.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlins exchanging and receiving names on Uggla, Lindstrom and Pinto.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

We will give them Albert Pujols for Uggla.

Quick sign it before the cardinals realize whats going on.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Billy Beane on deck for MLB Network

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

Watch his plate patience

During the interview. It will still end in a strikeout or weak grounder, but he’ll work the interviewer.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

/hearty lol

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

About to jump into a vault full of spreadsheets ala Scrooge McDuck.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me…anybody watch Diggnation?

by Cheeeese! on Dec 8, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

or, given the subject, should I say, wreck’d

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine he won’t be selling jeans.

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No jeans

He just sells tarps now.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Who wouldn’t want to hit cleanup for Seattle with tablesetters Ichiro/Figgins/Bradley?

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

if they land Bay

even with his issues, that lineup will score a lot of runs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome CF AND awesome RF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

But I don’t think the RF would affect the LF too much…

Unless having a great RF would mean that your CF could move a few feet left to compensate…

I think i’m overthinking now.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless having a great RF would mean that your CF could move a few feet left to compensate…

That’s exactly what it would mean.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

truthfully they may be better served signing Beltre rather than Bay. An OF of Figg/FGui/Ichiro would be pretty solid

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounded like in terms of interest in the deal, Bay > M’s.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The Twins offered Perkins for Kouzmanoff, but the Padres want more, according to Bob Nightengale of USA Today.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

The Padres are insane.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

frandsen for perkins?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would the Twins do that?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant Perkins for Kouz? Why would the Twins do that.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow Perkins can kill

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

what the hell

the Padres have a seriously inflated view of what Kouz is worth

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Pad/Kouz = MCC/Flew

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sir, you need to get out of the way cuz there are plenty of people in your way

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s so much that people here overvalue FLew, it’s that we really don’t like the guys he’s being replaced with. Saying he’s better than Velez isn’t saying much.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Dec 8, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope they get stuck with Kouz and his 3-4 mil contract for this year for overvaluing him so much in the trade market.

by nataku on Dec 8, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy on MLB Network right now

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

lol

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Please let the interviewer slip and say BORK

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

worst interview ever

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting on early so he can hit the early bird special at Denny’s then its off to bed.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the only shot where Bochy’s whole melon fits on the screen.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

In soft focus, Bochy kind of reminds me of Karl Pilkington.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

meh, I’d do him. Not Bork though.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

DNW Sabes in soft focus

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“A head like a fucking orange”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 8, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this make Bochy’s a grapefruit?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

More like a pomello.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
jcrasnick
  
Blast from the past: Michael Tucker, who hasn’t played in majors since 2006, is here in Indy. I’m told he still wants to play.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

Oh.

My.

God.

Somebody tackle Sabean NOWNOWNOW

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Mother Tucker!

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait. Wait. Calming down...

Sabean won’t sign him as there is no draft pick at stake.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

ZERE IS A SINGULARITY IN ZE PLANET’S CORE

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

How long does the planet have?

“ME-noots, sir. ME-noots.”

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

If I show up in Indy this week, is there a chance someone will sign me? Seriously, what is he doing? Handing out resumes? Just send your damn agent

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

rimshot

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Were the Winter Meetings this well documented and exciting last year?

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

It was big until around January though.

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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 8, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of big…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Forehead!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 8, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

“I am the Borg.”

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I am going to excessively nitpick her appearance because this is the Internet.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 8, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot stand the Betty Draper character anymore.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ditto

I had sympathy for her at the beginning, but she just annoys me now.

by superk1ng on Dec 8, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely

I went on a marathon mad men spree catching up and by the end of the 3rd season (SPOILERS)

I wanted her plane to crash

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, she sort of lost my sympathy during season 2.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Season 3 was kinda meh. All of the characters simplified.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Season 3 was pretty disappointing. A lot of the supporting characters that really enriched the show were marginalized. Kinsey, Cosgrove, Campbell, even Peggy. It was like they thought Betty and Don were the only characters left that could have compelling stories and then just tossed in Roger and Hilton to spice up Don’s life. Betty lost tons of sympathy at the end of season 2 and did nothing to earn it back. The end of the Rome episode really soured me on Betty and I don’t know how I’ll be able to root for her again. Damn shame. The season 3 finale was boss, though. I cannot wait for next season.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I only got into the show (as in watched S1) halfway through the broadcast of S3, so I didn’t “catch up” with it until the careening towards the climax, which was pretty dope. Gypsy & the Hobo. And the finale was AWESOMESAUCE. My mom once did that when she was working (she was a creative director).

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Stay the course
1000 Points of Light

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

kick tires

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs just tweeted:

Giants haven’t met with Scott Boras yet, but they’re expected to discuss Adrian Beltre.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 3:58 PM PST reply actions  

I really wish he would say who expects this to happen?

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then they wouldn’t be anonymous sources, would they?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

it doesn't have to be an anonymous source, though

it could be just scouts or baseball executives or fans or media talking heads, or Giants insiders – but some idea of who has this expectation would be helpful. otherwise, it just sounds like made up bullshit.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what the winter meetings is all about!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mind rumor mongering, but at least say “a source” – I’m not asking for that much specificity.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltre wants $10M a season – would rather have spent those monies on Figgins and given up the pick

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The Florida Marlins couldn’t get a deal done with right-hander Josh Johnson.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 4:03 PM PST reply actions  

I read somewhere

The Rangers offered Feliz and Smoak for them. Good god.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

*for him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

no kidding

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean

Johnson is a great pitcher, but he threw barely over 100 innings total from 07-08.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

For a whole pack of Johnsons!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Smoak and Feliz for who?

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Josh Johnson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

is Cain = Johnson?

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain > Johnson

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say he’s better. I have to say, it seems quite tempting to dangle him and see if we could get the same offer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

we have Cain signed through his arb years already

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Still...

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats the good news

The bad news is he is one Tiger’s sleepovers

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh… good to know. Thank you for that.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Florida really really really wants a young ace

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

what are they smoaking

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I c wut u did thar!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I want Smoak and Feliz.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the Rangers offered that?

and the Marlins said NO? They’re insane.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know if they said no or not

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, right. they should say yes!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to call the Marlins insane. They seem to know what they’re doing year to year. Especially given the measly budget they have with which to operate on.

Logan Morrison says hi btw.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I know, but if they’re shopping Johnson, it’s hard to see a better offer than that out there.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Possibly. Guess it depends on whether you think Feliz can be a starter or not. Josh Johnson is pretty damn good.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe Feliz can be a good starter.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

and you are in good company

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

CAIN 4 SMOAK+FELIZZz!!

no seriously though do it.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 8, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

j. sanchez for smoak
git r dun

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain for Smoak/Feliz

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i want michael young or josh hamilton in this deal

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

How did Smoak do last year in the minors? Pretty well, right?

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a good hitter. Hit the ball all over the field in Frisco. Good discipline. Didn’t see as much POP! that I was expecting. Got hurt & struggled a bit in Oklahoma City (AAA).

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM HIT THE BALL ALL OVER THE FIELD IN A DIFFERENT FRISCO. AMIRITE?

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 9, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

and the marlins didn’t accept?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

–Asked about up-the-middle depth, particularly with Freddy Sanchez and Edgar Renteria coming back from surgeries, Sabean said the club is counting on Emmanuel Burriss to get healthy. He also mentioned Ryan Rohlinger. One notable omission: Kevin Frandsen.

LOLFrandsen

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

How do you say bye-bye in San Franciscan?

Read Manny had a step back with the recovery of his foot

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I know this is joked about all the time…But Frandsen really did do something like bork Sabean’s/Bochy’s daughter, right? It is the only explanation I can find for the royal F job he’s gotten?

by Cheeeese! on Dec 8, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

complained to the press about how the team treated him.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

when he kept putting up doughnuts

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

For one week after not seeing ML pitching in over a year.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT A GOOD SOLDIER

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

More like a POW.

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

A gay soldier.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 8, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

hkysmksbw?

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE?!?!? :D

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Still, he was getting screwed before he complained this year. It is so aggravating the way this organization holds grudges. And yes, I know this was covered above. I can’t help the rage.

by Cheeeese! on Dec 8, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Stubborn/obstinate = tough, strong
Being tough, strong not as important as winning

The Giants don’t want to build a winner. They want to build a “competitive team.”

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

2007: not going to bench Ray Durham even though he hit .218 for the season
2008: Frandsen got hurt
2009: Giants preferred Burriss because they do not pay attention to minor league stats.

This team is infuriating.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 8, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And you know they won’t let him leave until his contract is over. He is destined for Fresno. I would love a small LOL if he was sent to the Flying Squirrells

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He's out of options

So if he’s not on the Giants, he’ll be with another organization.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 8, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, nice knowing him.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BURRISS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Step 3

Profit

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

hope he can hit when he gets here

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is this not required of Burriss?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 8, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

he has come and went

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean said the club is counting on Emmanuel Burriss to get healthy.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is not answering the question of why he’s not required to be even a mediocre hitter.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 8, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That was meant as a reply to wil.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is also counting on Osama bin Ladin to surrender himself to Ariel Sharon

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is really difficult in more ways than one.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? Burriss?

Really?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Dec 8, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Burriss might almost be worth a look if he can play SS. Almost.

As it is, he’s the Bocock of second basemen.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

IFF Burriss could learn to bunt and get on base he could be rather productive

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Team needs to bunt more.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean said the club is counting on Emmanuel Burriss to get healthy

That is the worst sentence ever.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine why the Marlins wouldn’t take that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Get off, you ASS, Sabes.

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the Marlins need pitching not more first baseman when they already have Gaby Sanchez, Cantu and Logan Morrison on their depth chart. Morrison is rated just as high as Smoak is, if not more so by some people.

Feliz would be a nice start for them but they would probably want more.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Two future big contracts to negotiate instead of one?

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

For fucking real? That’s a really good return for Florida. Sorry if I missed it but why are the Rangers giving up Smoak and Feliz?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I am prepared to say goodbye to Matt Cain for this.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Smoak is blocked.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, meant to reply to Every6thDay

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you did?

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap. Meant esseffgeez.

I’ll shut up.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Davis is going to be their opening day 1B but I don’t know if that necessarily blocks Smoak. A surplus of offensive options (especially at 1B) is a new and alien concept to me!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

They would have called him up last year if he didn’t get hurt.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

uhhh, mission accomplished?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean at 24 Willie Mays Plaza after the Nathan trade?

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants are interested in second baseman Orlando Hudson, major league sources told Ken Rosenthal of FOXSports.com

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

For what purpose? Are they really thinking of moving Sanchez to another position?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanch can play 3b

He played full time there in 06, to decent UZR results

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

his bat doesn't play at third

either move him to SS, or leave him be, dagnabbit!

by superk1ng on Dec 8, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

2b and 3b are basically equal in terms of defensive difficulty (even though third basemen have historically been better hitters). That’s not the problem. The problem is Hudson’s bat doesn’t play at 1B (or more accurately, is not better than Garko’s). This whole idea would improve the defense somewhat but the offense not a jot. I guess, if they non-tender Garko and they can get Hudson for what the Dogs paid him last year, it improves the team a smidge for not much money.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I just do not see the necessity of going after Hudson this year. It’s as if they feel bad for not going after him last year.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if you were choosing between Uribe and Hudson, which would you want? (Answer is probably neither, given the cost, but I don’t think that’s how the FO thinks about it.)

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Merry Go Round

Pablito to 1b
Sancho to 3b
and O Dog to 2b

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. But we weren’t last year?

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW!!! THIS IS CRAZY AND DESERVING OF ALL CAPS

But, seriously, I would welcome Orlando Hudson as well.

by Every6thDay on Dec 8, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you trade Tommy Joseph for Tim Alderson? Tough call.

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd trade Freddy Sanchez for Tim Alderson.

Wait…

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 8, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be Tommy Joseph and Emmanuel Burriss Not Being Our Starting Second Baseman For Two Months for Tim Alderson, though.

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take the option where we keep Alderson.

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by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Tommy joseph is going to win us a WS, so no

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by bondslegend on Dec 8, 2009 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Every rumor gives me a sad.

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

Now I’m convinced that these are just random names being floated in these rumors. Or Brian Sabean is insane as well as stupid, now.

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by thehavenot on Dec 8, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB.com’s Corey Brock hears that Kouzmanoff has drawn interest from as many as eight teams. The Padres aren’t interested in Lewis or Frandsen.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 8, 2009 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Oh

REJECTED!!!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, I have no interest in Kouz. Not having to hear Bochy call him “Kouzy” is reason enough.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I also don’t want to hear KOOOOOOOZ chants at AT&T every game

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 8, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds dirty.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Kouzmeoff

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincey-

oh nevermind

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by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

CO-STARRING RALPH BARBIERI!

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Gee. That’s a real shame.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 8, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

SO LETS TRADE LEWIS AND FRANDSEN FOR UGGLA INSTEAD CAUSE I’M SURE FLORIDA WOULD DO THAT!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 8, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Frandsen and lewis for Smoak and Feliz

Sabes!

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

DO IT!

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

padres dont have the same payroll problems as the marlins.

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

In all fairness, I wouldn’t be either

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Both are going to the Padres anyway after Spring Training.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal hears that Sabean has at least considered signing Jason Bay.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 8, 2009 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

I think this should be disallowed because the Bay puns would be insufferable

by DFAAurillia on Dec 8, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

whoo

That would be nice.

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s going to be way too much in terms of both years and dollars, and his defense eats up a fair portion of his value. That said, he’s from BC and apparently was really hot to sign with the M’s. So it could be that he’s willing to give a small discount to other more distant West Coast teams as well.

I guess I’d be happier about even a bad deal to Bay than I would any Jermaine Dye signing. /faint praise

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Would rather want Holliday. His market does not seem to be as much as previously assumed.

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by scout6 on Dec 8, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly. Boras is probalby waiting for the dust to settle and for one big money team (Boston) to get desperate. However, if you’re willing to spend to get Bay, you’re much better off signing Holliday for just a little bit more.

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd Take it if Bay Replaces Velez/Torres Stupidity in LF

But they’d probably move Velez to RF so as not to lose his leadoff speed (back to the dugout since he can’t get on base).

by Giants Fan in MA on Dec 8, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The nice thing about Bay

Is that he’s a good enough hitter that you could feasibly sign ONLY him, stay pat everywhere else, and your lineup looks much better.

Rowand CF
Sanchez 2B
Bay LF
Sandoval 3B
Garko 1B
Schierholtz RF
Posey C
Renteria SS

Compared to opening day, that’s a pretty good offensive lineup.

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like it more with Cameron in RF and Bowker or Lewis in LF.

/broken record

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by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

I saw somewhere that the Red Sox would consider trading for Uggla and put him left if they don’t sign Bay or Holliday. Why don’t we put uggla in left and sign Nick Johnson? Does FBAL really have left on lockdown?

by DFAAurillia on Dec 8, 2009 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

Haven’t seen NJ’s name connected to the Giants the last two days at all.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 8, 2009 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

maybe that's a good sign

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

he wants 2 years

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i want him for 2 years

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by bondslegend on Dec 9, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

From Baggs
Too many problems with Dan Uggla (salary, subpar glove) to label Giants a serious bidder for his services, I’m told.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

So we do hate offense then. Cool.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Or they hate giving up players + having to spend money on a guy who can’t play defense when there are guys who are similar hitters on the FA market?

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Im sorry didn’t know there were any other middle infielders available who hit 30 HR’s a year and who have been improving their plate discipline.

Defense is nice I agree, but it would be nice to have people who can actually hit too.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who said we need a MI? We actually already have the MI covered, it would be better to sign a 1B/3B

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Right because Rent and Sanchez are so good. lawl.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that we should settle for overpaying for Dan Uggla just because he’s “the best out there”.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Who said we would be overpaying? Bullshit MLB rumors?

Maybe teams really are asking Sabean for the moon these days, but nobody thinks Uggla is worth Jonathan Sanchez or Madison Bumgarner. Either the rumors are speculative bullshit or the Marlins don’t take the Giants as a suitable trade partner.

I mean remember when everyone thought the Nats were asking for a ton for Nick Johnson and the Giants backed out? Then the Marlins got him for peanuts. I’m going to laugh when the Marlins trade Uggla away for the equivalent of Kevin Frandsen and a bullpen arm.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you know this isn’t just posturing on the part of the Giants to get the Marlins to drop their price? If they’re really insisting on MadBum or Sanchez and they won’t budge, it seems like a good time to turn away and see if that helps.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s good if he was really going to cost J Sanchez or actual good prospects. Not so good if he could have been had for Pucetas or something.

by taliesin on Dec 8, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll be interesting to see what he’s actually traded for. But if they’re insisting on JSanchez or MadBum, I’m glad they’re stepping back.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re waiting to get boston in the mix when/if bay goes elsewhere and holliday signs with the mets. gmen won’t trade MadBum, orioles won’t trade tillman

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Boston has no interest in him to replace bay

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by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The one thing Boston covets most from Florida is getting Hanley back

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants and Orioles remain interested in Uggla, and the Red Sox view him as a potential fallback in left field in the unlikely event that they fail to sign either Jason Bay or Matt Holliday.

are you calling ken rosenthal a liar? didn’t he get that manny acta thing right? eventually?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

are you calling ken rosenthal a liar?

I have a bunch of insults I can call him

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought sarcasm was still an accepted form of currency in these parts

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah. Salary has to be the biggest reason the Giants aren’t going after him. One Uggla = 10 Velezes, at least.

One of these days, the Giants will have a sweet cable contract and draw 2.5M+ fans, and then they’ll really spend.

by Grant on Dec 8, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

you funny

lots of llamas

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

One wonders what the new excuse will be when the stadium debt is finally retired.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oakland A’s taking over San Jose, blah blah blah

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 8, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

/sells team & stadium for over 2 billion dollars

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not that disappointed. In fact, considering what Sabes might have traded for him, I’m glad.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Th

This post is gonna make me really mad when they sign Dye.

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by thehavenot on Dec 8, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

DA CRUSHIN RUSSIAN

Hey he hit a homerun in his first at bat??? That’s got to be something right says sabes. *Trades timmy, cain, and panda. Uhh my names sabes and I am the best gm evurrr.

by waffles on Dec 8, 2009 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

His name is Sabes and he is the best GM ever.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Pfffft, this Sabes was a better GM:

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Miguel Tejada

Anyone interested in Miggy? Would not cost a draft pick, can hit third or fifth in the order. Can play some 3b or SS. RHH, Might be able to get cheap

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

possibly two year deal?

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

for how much $$$$?

by velvadp on Dec 8, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Dunno

Would go no higher than 2yrs/$12M

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

would rather have Delgado at 1B and keep Panda at 3B at that price.

Delgado probably would be cheaper(?) and can come for 1yr + option

by velvadp on Dec 8, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

not really

doesn’t hit enough for 1B and not good enough to justify moving Pablo off third.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

and I dont see him playing SS

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’d make Renteria look like Vizquel.

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really get the “can’t hit enough for 1B” position when the Giants have never been able to have a 1B who hit at that level. What are we using to determine who can and cannot hit well enough for 1B?

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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But if we have far below league average first basemen, and we can get somebody that’ closer to league average, why should “well he’s not good enough for 1B” put a stop to that?

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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

How is Tejada closer to league average 1B than Garko?

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t say he’s no better than Garko. You said he’s not a good enough bat for a first baseman.

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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not. And he’s not better than what we have already so there’s no point.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

To illustrate

Last three years, Tejada: .298/.336/.437, 103 OPS+, 449 G, 1907 PA, 45 HR, 233 RBI
Last three years, Garko: .278/.350/.437, 108 OPS+, 397 G, 1504 PA, 48 HR 202 RBI

what’s the point?

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t arguing about Tejada. I was just raising a point about that particular argument.

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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems kind of strawman-ish to me.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine, I’ll just complain about random players from now on.

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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Grudzielanek's last name is too long!

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by groug on Dec 8, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure I've told this story before

But I still remember watching a game when Mark Grudzielanek first came up with the Expos. Kruk and Kuip tried to pronounce his name for a while, and then finally just said, “If he sticks around in the Majors, I’m calling him Mark.”

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember when Harry Caray tried to pronounce it and he was half smashed.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2009 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Harry had a thing where he tried to pronounce players’ names backwards. He didn’t make it very far on “Kenaleizdurg.”

by taliesin on Dec 9, 2009 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

At the time, Ichiro was on loan from Japan (I guess this was 1997 or so). During an exhibition game in Arizona, Ichiro came up to bat and Harry did the o-r-i-h-c-i when people could hear in the background a ball hit the mitt. Harry totally missed that pitch.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We like to lie to ourselves

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because we haven’t had a good 1B in awhile doesn’t mean we should settle for Tejada.

I mean, what the hell makes Tejada a better option than Ryan Garko? Tell me.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Not saying Tejada is, but Im just wondering why clearly better options are disapproved because of that reason.

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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Which clearly better options are being disapproved of?

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

God no. But Im sure Sabes would love adding his “All-Star” gamerness and his 19 walks.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

JUICY

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by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yea dude, you know it’s bad when TIger has over 6 mistresses, the hell is he thinking?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s thinking that he needs to get some every trip to Vegas.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, remember that trip to Australia? Seems he invited a honey from NYC

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that too. Had her flown to Aussie Land.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Tiger’s out of his mind, AND he was on pills, AND gatorade said goodbye to him… everythings coming out right now

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a freak. He’s a sex addict.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

aint nothin wrong with sex addicts

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It is when you’re married lol.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL I KNOW!!!!

It’s only going to get worse.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW!!?!?!!?!?! haha, just wait and see him fail when he comes back next season, unless he practices like crazy

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if he has gone to the range at all since all of this…

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He better, because he’ll have to win over the media and some endorsements. He’ll never lose nike

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll be like Kobe. He’ll be brought down by all the media and then once he starts to do well again, everybody will praise him again.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhh dude, my dad still HATES Kobe for that, Dad’s a warriors fan so we both obviously hate him, me for different reasons, just since he’s so good and cocky

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah. Fans still hate him. But the media seems to love him (at least in my opinion).

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN loves anyone that’s good… see LeBron, or Tom Brady, or someone like that

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN can suck it.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, what about CSN bay area?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

they don’t have any team that’s good to cover (except the Sharks, snore) so they take what they can get.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Typical, hey, at least us fans never expect too much out of any team, unlike steeler fans who promised me they’d get to the super bowl and win again…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sharks are on the CSN California channel. CSN Bay Area is stuck with the Giants and Warriors.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2009 12:56 AM PST up reply actions  

CSN Bay Area is a typical local sports channel covering a bunch of meh.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Or he could go the Vick/Bonds route with the media (Although Vick has done well yet)

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

it depends on how you handle it. if you hide and don’t get out there do the public apology dance, and come clean, the media just keeps coming after you, and eventually, the story will get played out and the next scandal will come along and people will move on. most people don’t care that much about these people’s personal life, and just want to see him play golf.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps the golf course will be his only refuge from his destroyed personal life.

not the same circumstances, but when Bonds was dealing with Balco allegations and the death of his father, etc, it was a really brutal time but he was his best and had this incredible ability to focus on the field. Perhaps Tiger’s focus will be similarly enhanced.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, good point, maybe he’ll just go nuts next season and set some records, wouldn’t doubt that at all

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of Bonds, did we talk about Nikoli getting arrested? I’m sure there is a fan post, but im too lazy to look

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by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it is.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What was he arrested for?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/12/8/1192175/barry-bonds-son-nikolai-arrested

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by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

19

Over/Under on Tiger Mistresses

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Over, Tiger’s got money and looks, women dig that, since he paid one girl 2 million to shut it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Over

I’ve heard it could be in the hundreds.

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by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

There was an earlier Deadspin article basically saying the women who first came out were basically madams, and that Tiger had new girls all the time, and all over the place.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
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by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, tiger just doesnt do that

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. he really fucked up this time.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that one of mistresses thought she was the only “other” women in his life. She kept it secret until she found out that she was 1 of 3 and not 1 of 2!

The values of cheating have been thrown out the window. Show some respect only have on women on the side!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you! but you know bud, that’s never the case with some guys

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

that’s 2 over par

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

thread read fail

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, for the love of God

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

RIght? Haha.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

HIm too?

that’s HAWT

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT IT"S TIGER FREAKING WOODS!!!!!!! what are you, like 6 and a half?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No, 5’4".

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'M BIG WHERE IT COUNTS, BABY

MY DVD COLLECTION

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly

It looks like they’re going after a righty 3B, unless Sabes is just bullshitin. Moving Pablo would be incredibly stupid, as Beltre, Miggy, DeRosa all are weaker options.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 8, 2009 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

So… umm, over 1000 comments, and yet, NOTHING HAS HAPPENED TO THE GIANTS??? oh jeeze

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

The post-Jermaine Dye signing thread is going to be apocalyptic.

by Wazl on Dec 8, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Preparing myself.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

K, i got something ready to throw on the table in front of me

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Which would be?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d go water bottle. Easier to replace.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, how bout the xbox, since finals are next week

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You got Live?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Bro what games you play?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhh now, i play Halo occasionally, Madden a good amount, NHL 10 is AWESOME, NBA 2k10, MLB sometimes, you?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

MW2, Halo 3

my Gamertag is GrahamCrakalaka

hit it up

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA! NO WAY! dude, i’ll kick your ass in halo, i’ll hit you up sometime, this week though, i gotta get this paper done. My buddy just got MW2, can’t stop playing it, you know what i say to you both? SUPER MARIO BROS>>>>>>>>> MW2 suck it GrahamCrakalaka

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Im not too good at Halo

but yes. Super Mario Bros is good.

Mario kart and Super Smash Bros

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, aight, we’ll play sometime soon, i’ll send a friend request. i’m “guutbaby” But yes, both of those games are tight, and i could play em over and over

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Halo is junk, Smash Bros. is a good game but just not my thing, and Mario Kart is freaking awesome. That’s my final verdict.

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Good job on your analysis

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: girlfriend problem…. seems my girlfriend is going to NOT talk to me starting winter break which is next friday, and continue for 3 weeks. So she won’t talk or text me, because she’s just been starting fights every time we talk lately. But apparently my friends have told me this girl across the street digs me, and i’m not stupid i ain’t touchin that. But yea, very interesting this past week

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

Are you drunk right now?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Dec 8, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, just starting to write a 10 page paper

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

by Wazl on Dec 8, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I have one more due on Monday, then I'm done

Plus that’s pretty WTF on your girlfriend’s part.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Dec 8, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, good for you, you started your paper yet? Mines not due until next Wednesday, but i got finals next week. This paper is just too easy anyway, so i’m not worried… Yea, i was a little surprised with what she said

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm maybe 1/3 of the way done

This paper is pretty much my only grade though, so I def. need to do well on it.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Dec 8, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Same dude, like my professor rocks, he told us that whatever we get on this paper is our final grade for the course

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I kinda like it. Good luck with yours pika

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Dec 8, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks man, same to you baetown

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, this paper is just so easy, but yet so frustrating, 2 hours=2.5 pages

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

My group is pissed at me b/c I couldn’t get more than one slide on using a t-test in a hypothetical study

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Whose idea was the not talking thing?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Her’s, because she feels that not talking to me would help her out… haha, i told her she wouldn’t last a week

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So she wants it to work out. How do you feel?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i’m cool with it, whatever way helps her, because honestly, who likes fighting with their girl?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember:

the fighting is coming from a lack of communication between you. Isolation isn’t gonna make that better, it’s just going to put it off. Unless you guys actually think about how to communicate better when you get back together, nothing will change.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point, i like it, and you know, the good thing about our relationship is that we actually do get our feelings out and talk about it without a problem. But here’s the problem at school, i have over 100 friends, not all i would hang out with all the time, but still enough to just hang and talk with a little. She doesnt have much, so we’re always talking, and always going out on the weekends because she doesnt have that connection of friends

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I can understand that, but when you’re in a relationship, your friends are her friends. If she doesn’t like them, or can’t get along with them, it’ll only be more trouble later.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Got ya, thanks dude

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Also remember disagreements will happen, its how you deal with them that matters.

I fight almost weekly with my fiance, sometime serious fights occur long term. But I love this women so damn much, that I couldn’t picture a life w/o her.

Also, any couples who claim they don’t fight are usually full of shit and/or on the verge of a breakup.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

or just starting out.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been in this relationship for awhile so I forget the beginning

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

it was the time that you wanted to hang out with her

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that i think of it we fought in the beginning. We met in O chem and would have epic battles over right answers.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 8, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

my wife and I met working at jamba juice. She quit cause she couldn’t handle me being her boss =)

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh

Thanks to the McCoven, my latest phrase to my wife is YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME

She usually informs me that is incorrect.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, exactly, if you don’t fight with your woman, somethings wrong, because i’ve never heard that happen. My friend here at school broke up with his girl 4 months ago though, after being together for a year (break up had to do with, she stopped loving him) and he’s still hung up on her… and he’s said some extremely degrading things to her and her new guy… I’ll never be someone that takes it that seriously, nor will i be someone who gets physical

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you know...

there are things you can that don’t involve too much or any talking…

that might help.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yea exactly, but since she lives in the Cleveland area, and i’ll be home in the Bay, that obviously wont happen.

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

J5

You sank my battleship!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

just remember this phrase: “We were on a break!”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA! BUT! this girl goes to my school here,

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you just got dumped

And chances are she has been seeing someone else.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, she’s too loyal, trust me, i got the text this last weekend begging me to be with her forever

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the guilt talking.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

from her? because of what happened?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

This doesn’t seem to be going anywhere good at all.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Please

no relationship discussions on this site. That’s really the last thing I want to see

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh whatever, we talk about everything else here. Sounds like someone’s got a case of the mondays!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, it’s TUESDAY YOU DUMMY!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a really bad case.

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of Monday, how was the snow everybody?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It snowed! I made a mini foot tall snowman on my front lawn.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHA!! one foot tall? HAHAHA!! that’s cool, and what’s funny is that it’s snowed more in the Bay Area than it has in ohio thus far this season

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

In Omaha?

Eight or nine inches so far and still coming down.

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN!!!! if that happened in the Bay Area, people wouldn’t know what to do

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s crazy here. Omaha doesn’t get too much snow. The roads were so bad I couldn’t get to my clinic today and they already cancelled school for tomorrow.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW, yea, this arctic storm is reeking havoc across the country, we’re starting to get it here in Cincy, well it’s almost over actually, but it’s all rain, but it’s supposed to be bad tomorrow. GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty soon I think they will change it to something along the lines of “diversification of meteorological character”

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Dec 8, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

There was FROST today right here in CV and I was running around even more headlessly poultrified than usual.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It snowed here? How did I miss this?

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

in the bay area yea i guess,

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

from downtown SF

we could see snow on the East Bay hills yesterday AM, and for a bit on Tues. PM could see snow all over Mt. Diablo. Danville and places like that got snow, apparently.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 9, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The Chronicles of Life

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The CHRONICLES OF A CAL FAN

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

/is hopeful
/has hopes crushed
/becomes cautiously optimistic
/cautious optimism crushed

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA!

Or, The Chronicles of a Giants fan…
/offseason comes, excited
/season comes, very hopeful
/midseason, hates sabean…
wait… (hates Savean for every part of the season)
/playof…….. nevermind

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT! BUT! San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if we’re really gonna do this, here is my advice, PIKAgiant. Break up with her. Trust me. She wants to ignore you for three fucking weeks? Dump her now, and do it quick.

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

She wants to ignore me because she feels it’d be best for her to clear her mind and not use me. Because that’s what i’ve been getting, all that built up anger at everything gets thrown at me, and most of the time i dont care, it’s when she asks for a better response i get pissed, sine she rarely likes the responses i give… eh, whatever, i’ll deal with it, it’s her that i feel wont be able to

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like trouble to me. My only real relationship advice, though: Trust your instincts.

by Dan from NM on Dec 8, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

boo

instincts are all thrown off in relationships.

better advice: find a close friend you trust completely, and trust HIS instincts.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

AGREEEEEED! and that’s what i’m doin, with my roommate

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This

That excuse about “not wanting to use you” is utter BS

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Do girls do that alot, just like “i want to vent to you” blah blah

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Immature people in general make those kinds of excuses. It’s selfish- and I’ve personally never found ignoring the problem to be a good way of handling things. Just look at Bruce Bochy. “I don’t want to communicate with you for three weeks” sounds an awful lot like “Molina is a much better option than Posey BORK”

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

if she DFAs you,
you should consider non-tendering her

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 8, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

guys seem to want to solve problems…. women sometimes just want to vent – we’re not necessarily telling you our problems for you to solve them for us, sometimes it is just venting.

When I’m in that frame of mind I tell Mr. Merope “I just need you to listen, you don’t have actually DO anything else.”

On the other hand I will say “I need your help with this problem.” To indicate when an answer or solution is desired.

by Merope on Dec 8, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea for sure, i definitely see that, but in my situation, if i don’t say the right thing, like if i only say “oh i’m sorry” or “oh no”, her response is “that’s all you can say?” where on the other hand, when i say something or complain about something, she’ll just say “oh no”

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you just have to take a critical look at the relationship. What are you really getting out of it? Are you putting more into the relationship than you are getting out of it?
 
One of the biggest challenges in a relationship, especially with you younger folks, is that you are both still growing and developing as individuals. You could grow together… or you could grow in totally different directions…

by Merope on Dec 8, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect, thanks, that just makes me think. You’re last point is spot on, and i think i’ll roll with it, because there’s no real reason for me to say “peace baby”, not yet, so i’ll wait and see what happens

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

let's see...

if she starts a fight every time you talk, I don’t think that’s punishment…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 8, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s not every time, it’s been alot though lately

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My ex had that idea once. Only she didn’t tell me, but decided that we were still dating. Yeah. We broke up pretty quick. That sucked.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh, sooooooo this could be a sign

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Just be wary man. I mean, respect her need for some space, obviously. Three weeks is a long time, though, and you’re going to need to talk to her about what’s going on (beyond the not-talking idea) before too long. Be ready for that.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, for sure, i mean we went 3 months or so without seeing eachother since that was summer break and all… but we still talked… Just recently, she feels she’s been starting fights with me and stuff, and is being bitchy. So all i did was say “ok, sure” and let it slide

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a difference between wanting space and wanting 3 weeks away from you… Without so much as a text message (about as impersonal as you can get). You’re with the wrong girl

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, here’s the thing, this is my first relationship, and we’ve been together for over a year or so. So, this is the first time this has really happened, and i dont know if this has something to do with stress from home and school, because her parents have threatened to pull her out if she doesnt get like a 3.2 or something like that, which i think is crazy. But i’m more apathetic towards the whole no talking thing, you know?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you just got 20 opinions from 10 people.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 9, 2009 5:38 AM PST up reply actions  

PRETTY MUCH, but you know, i like it, the MCC helps with shit

by PiKAgiant on Dec 9, 2009 6:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Pucetas and Sosa?

Bucardo?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

UGGLA=BAD DEFENSE THOUGH!!!!!!!! we’re all about speed and defense, and he brings neither, PASSSSSSSSS! :)

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s why we got Edgar Renteria and Ryan Garko.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

EXXXXXXAC….. wait…… /remembers giants games from past…. yea you’re right

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

and Fred Lewis!

/ducks

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

team leader in OBP*

  • OBP defined here as “On Being (the) Problem”

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
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by ringleader3 on Dec 8, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of ducks

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Southeastern Cyan Crested Mallards

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

how the hell did you come up with that

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad breeds ducks.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

NERD! wait, actually that’s kinda cool, better than what i do at school, and that’s put a shaft into the ground and check out the soil

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Check the soil for what?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just in general, to see what type it is… that’s literally what i did for one class

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

is it the sammy jackson one?

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Samuel L. Jackson?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, haha, i get it now, don’t think that soil is in ohio

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds delicious

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

speed and defense was Figgins for 9 million, sucks we gotta shoot for Uggla at 6-7, but it is what it is. if he comes close to what kent was it’s a decent gamble

by locutus on Dec 8, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call actually, it is what it is, honestly, i really don’t care who the Giants come up with out of free agency, it’s all about how they produce on the field. Hey, who the hell knows how a player will do on a new team and new park

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Vinnie Chulk signed with the Pirates yesterday. I hadn’t even noticed.

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by jcb9 on Dec 8, 2009 8:01 PM PST reply actions  

oh hey! that’s cool, have fun in Pitt buddy, dunno why you’d sign there

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Crosby signed there too

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Supposedly Bobby Crosby is on his way there as well.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Crosby is apparently on his way there too.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 8, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually the Pirates thought they signed Sidney Crosby

Bobby’s agent presented his client under false pretenses…

- my client is known as the Kid (Bobby was a kid once)
- he’s on the ice a lot (Bobby uses ice packs as he gets hurt A LOT)
- rookie of the year (Yes, Bobby was once ROY)

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 8, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Pirates. You’re just so adorable, with the way you try to make your team better

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I MENTIONED IT

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

word is Bobby Crosby is finna sign wit dem lickety split as well

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Good way of putting it.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

/silent fart

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

SBD

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 8, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Tension breaker… had to be done.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 8, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants linked to everybody but Matt Holliday

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 8, 2009 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

Sabean has BPH and needs a TURP.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

WEBSITE LINKS MATT HOLLIDAY WITH GOLDEN SHOWERS

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yawn

when is that non-tender deadline?

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 8, 2009 8:34 PM PST reply actions  

Giants linked to Marlon Byrd and Jason Marquis

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/12/07/SPNG1B0CEU.DTL

Both share the same agent, I really don’t want Byrd to fly near AT&T but I’d welcome Marquis. He basically guarantees playoffs or Giants get their money back.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 8, 2009 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

No Byrd, and Marquis is gonna get too much.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Marquis doesn’t seem like any sort of fit at all unless they want to trade Sanchez.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray!

Oh, you mean the pitcher. Boo!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 9, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you know? The monster at the end of this thread was me!

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

Do what now?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 8, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Washington’s signing of Ivan Rodriguez to a two-year, $6 million contract could turn the market for catchers against the Giants and force them to hand rookie Buster Posey the regular’s role, after all.

by velvadp on Dec 8, 2009 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

Upon hearing this information, Giants manager Bruce Bochy was quoted as saying “OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR BORK

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

“OH GOD NOOOO BORK BORK BORK NOOOOOOOOO BORK BORK BORK BORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Better!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Then he dais “BORK”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Shit

Dyslexic much?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much sugar.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Not today. i only had a chocolate covered bannana for dessert.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That is light. Hmm … zombie virus?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW DISAPPOINTING

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

CANT CATCH 100 GAMES!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ONLY 99 BORK BORK IDIOT!

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by cornball on Dec 8, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Posey Game #100, 2010:

Jon Miler: “And Cain throws the first pitch of the game and LOOKOUT! The ball sails right past Posey’s glove and hit the umpire in the chest. The head umpire shakes it off and gives Posey a new ball… and the ball just slipped right out of Posey’s outscretched hand. Unusual beginning. Posey picks up the ball and tosses the ball to… the left fielder Eugenio Velez. What the heck is going on with rookie sensation Buster Posey? Now he’s dancing. He’s removed his catcher gear and is doing the chicken dance on home plate. Bochy better pull this guy, he obviously can’t catch 100 games in a season.”

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 8, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

you laugh

but this is what is going to happen.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

had a back to the future flash back there as if Posey’s hand was starting to disappear.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Dec 8, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Velez is still the left fielder after 100 games :(

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 9, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

AND WONT BE TILL HES 30!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 8, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

AW SHUCKS!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 8, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

For those wondering about Correia...
While Kouzmanoff was prominently involved in rumored deals with the San Francisco Giants and Minnesota Twins, Correia’s agent, Barry Axelrod, held a “productive” 45-minute meeting with general manager Jed Hoyer in Indianapolis and headed home with a contract offer.

Axelrod, who headed home a day early to beat a blizzard forecast for Wednesday, said he expects further discussions regarding Correia -- who went 12-11 with a 3.91 ERA in a team-high 33 starts -- later in the week.

“Nothing’s final, but we’re in the process of talking about a deal,” Axelrod said by phone. “The proposal was not jumped at, but we’ll talk again. … Kevin’s choice is to stay in San Diego for a variety of reasons. The only reason (he’d leave) would be if he was not compensated appropriately.”

One source said the two sides are not discussing a multiyear deal. The Padres probably want to see more success from Correia, who has a 26-33 career record, but flourished in his first season working with pitching coach Darren Balsley and manager Bud Black after signing a minor-league deal last offseason.

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by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe I'm being generous or delusional

But I’m very happy with the moves Sabean HASN’T made up until now. Would it have surprised anyone if we gave Pudge that deal? Or gave up too much for Kouz/Uggla?

Thusfar, every time we’ve heard that someone wanted too much for a player, Sabean has backed off quick.

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 9:40 PM PST reply actions  

This

I agree that Sabean has been doing a great job sitting on his hands thus far… I just hope his thumb doesn’t start wandering in the meanwhile.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 8, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the kinda stuff that deserves to be in somebody’s sig

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 8, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The wisdom of inaction. /om

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by shanghaijim on Dec 8, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

There is much worse Sabean could be doing

.287 .323 .455 .778

Those are Kouzmanoff’s numbers away from Petco last year.
And looks like he was a plus with the glove.

I don’t mind this much, as Pablo was above average in the field at 1B.

Of course this would mean no Nick Johnson.
Perhaps it means he’s going to give Bowker another shot.
I’d prefer that.

by Bay Ball on Dec 8, 2009 9:45 PM PST reply actions  

11:29pm: Ed Price of AOL FanHouse hears that the Angels are exploring a trade for an infielder. Price’s source says the infielder is likely Maicer Izturis, but could also be Howie Kendrick.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

Be nice if we were in in Kendrick.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

talking about skillet glove

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Anyone around here have thoughts on Firefox vs. Google Chrome? I’m a longtime FF user who’s had no trouble with it at all. (I use only the Twitter and Gmail extensions.)

Just tried Chrome, though, on the advice of friends. It’s faster but seems to be a little buggy on McC.

by Dan from NM on Dec 8, 2009 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

Used FF, converted to Chrome, converted back.

FF is the superior browser if you’re running any kind of decent computer. Chrome has its place if you’re on a slow machine or only do basic browsing, but FF is more intuitive and enjoyable.

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Chrome is really fast, but still has some kinks to work out at the moment. Once it gets more stable and gets extensions/addons, I imagine a lot of people will switch to it. I use Opera though.

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I use both, depending on my mood. I like Chrome’s clean interface and, as GiantPain and Natto say, it’s faster. Much faster. For some reason, the first time I click on the Firefox icon after a fresh boot, it takes freaking 40 seconds to actually launch. I disabled all add-ons (not that I have all that many) to see if that was the issue, but it didn’t really help.

And besides, add-ons are what make Firefox indispensable. I in particular rely on AdBlock and DownloadHelper, and I’ve just recently discovered Ghostery.

by non sequitur on Dec 9, 2009 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to be a Firefox fanboy, but v3 gave me a ton of problems that I was never able to rectify. It was deleting my history, forgetting about plug-ins I’d installed. No, I did not have a virus. It was bizarre. I switched to Chrome and I’m really happy with it. The lack of add-ons sucks, but it’s already pretty immune to pop-ups and automatically downloads plug-ins. It also scans every link for you for safety. And it’s fast.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2009 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Should just check all the options on Firefox. I haven’t had a problem like that.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 9, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the advice everyone.

by Dan from NM on Dec 9, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Does anybody know where one can find those spray charts for individual hitters, such as the one of Damon that demonstrated how his power would drop precipitously upon playing many more games at Mays Field?

Specifically I’m wondering about Dan Uggla, but a general link to reference for all hitters would be nice.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 10:56 PM PST reply actions  

I think someone did one for Uggla… remember though that LANDSHARK STADIUM is probably even more of a pitcher’s park than AT&T.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

also you can find them on mlb.com

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Majority of Uggla’s HRs go from left field pole to left center.

MLB.com has a spray chart.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 8, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla's power would transfer extremely well to AT&T

All of his home runs, basically, are to left, where Land Shark is actually about 20 feet farther out.

Hitting chart: http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/stats/individual_player_hitting_chart.jsp?c_id=fla&playerID=462564&statType=1

Uggla actually has a ton of flyouts on the warning track that would be HR’s in ATT. It would not be surprising to see him increase his HR totals by 5-10 if he came here.

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by GiantPain on Dec 8, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks all. Is there a weather effect increasing longitude (that better be the right one)? Or is my thinking it’s similar to the AZ situation skewed because of humidity?

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 8, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The two stadia have virtually identical left field dimensions. However, Land Shark is notorious for its terrible hitter’s backdrop and the humidity can certainly dampen power.

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by cornball on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Latest from Shea and Baggs
Pitcher Ben Sheets’ agent, Casey Close, plans to meet with the Giants.

Good.

Club and industry sources said the Giants are hoping to sign one from among the following pool of infielders: first baseman Nick Johnson, third baseman Adrian Beltre and versatile Mark DeRosa. They would play DeRosa at third, allowing Freddy Sanchez to remain at second.

One other possibility, second baseman Orlando Hudson, brings enough defensive upside that it might be worth moving Sanchez to third and Sandoval to first. First baseman Adam LaRoche is a back-burner option.

I wouldn’t prioritize DeRosa and LaRoche, but that FA list is serviceable. Guess we’ll have to improve the OF from within.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 11:02 PM PST reply actions  

i approve of most of these choices

i’d prefer no derosa and laroche should be a last-ditch option, but johnson or beltre would be great with me.

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

and i really do think we have the pieces to improve the outfield from within

not entirely sure the giants will use the right ones, of course, but… hey Thomas Neal will be ready by July right???

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by jponry on Dec 8, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry

We already have our cornerstone budding superstar OF.

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

VROOM VROOM

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA RETURNS!!!?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants are looking to add thump to their lineup, but not if it leads to more clanks in their infield.

haha Baggs has to be giving a shoutout to McC again there with the use of “clanks”

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 8, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I listened to Baggs’ KNBR interview. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s joined the Lunatic Fringe.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 8, 2009 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

how picky can the team afford to be?

is there youth + thump + good defense + corner infielder (+ OBP) + affordable asking price/term available in the free agent or trade markets? No. There’s no perfect attainable player(s) out there.

At some point, the team may have to sacrifice some defense or youth or OBP or money to get a upgrade in offense. Hopefully, it’ll be a net overall upgrade, but the it may just be marginal once you start sacrificing quality.

Or they can just go with internal options and take the lumps that come with that.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2009 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear, one of us is Baggs. We may never know who

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 9, 2009 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike Fox

or maybe E

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 9, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting:

http://deadspin.com/5422037/

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by cheno on Dec 8, 2009 11:04 PM PST reply actions  

meatspin?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 8, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh come on, this one has barely been used!

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by Natto on Dec 8, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHS

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by shanghaijim on Dec 9, 2009 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

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