A Short Message for Brian Sabean

by jctGamer on Dec 6, 2009 2:42 PM PST

While working on the prospect video I quickly threw this together.

Warning : Michael Tucker Reference. Grab a plastic bag if you think you might throw up.

Obviously a parody of SNSD's Ha Ha Ha video. BTW why are you reading these texts? If you are reading this you are obviously not focused on the video above. And that means you are not focused on hot Korean Girls. I think that is borderline criminal. Have I reached 75 words yet? Let me check.

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lollerskates

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 6, 2009 4:14 PM PST reply actions

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 6, 2009 4:20 PM PST reply actions

That’s odd… for something so funny, full of hot Korean chicks and ha ha ha, I’m not left with a happy feeling.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 6, 2009 4:35 PM PST reply actions

I want to go there.

by DesertFox on Dec 6, 2009 6:41 PM PST reply actions

Gee Gee

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Dec 6, 2009 8:16 PM PST reply actions

Gee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY2qOGGlKr4

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by jctGamer on Dec 6, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah I was trying to make a poorly conceived pun. GG → Gee Gee → Gee

Still in despair.
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konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Dec 7, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions

I knew what you meant!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 7, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUtzNIVcdrI

LIKE OMG

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by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions

I was focused on the hot Korean girls until the end of the video. It’s surprising I was able to see them through the tears.

by quincy0191 on Dec 6, 2009 8:40 PM PST reply actions

Isn’t that the song they used to call Mothra?

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Dec 7, 2009 5:44 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

Yes

by Natto on Dec 7, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions

This would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic……………..and true.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 7, 2009 12:23 PM PST reply actions

those Korean girls know a lot about the CBA

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 7, 2009 1:29 PM PST reply actions

Yeah, they should probably be our GM instead of Sabean.

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by Lyle on Dec 10, 2009 6:11 AM PST up reply actions

Korea is crazy, but apparently they really know their baseball economics over there.

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by cornball on Dec 7, 2009 4:59 PM PST reply actions

Short message for Sabean

Holliday or GTFO.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 7, 2009 5:29 PM PST reply actions

of course that would forfeit the 1st round pick (which would counter the argument made by the hot Korean girls)

by tyrannoman on Dec 7, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions

And counter the fact that we don’t have the money to sign him after Timmy gets paid and the fact that Sabean has said he’s not giving up our first-round pick.

by quincy0191 on Dec 9, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions

Then GTFO.

Which is a fine option as well.

PS, anyone who would pass on Holliday or a similar talent because of a draft pick needs to go back to GM school.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions

pretty sure the A’s would~

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by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions

They A's can't afford anyone worth losing a pick over.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions

well, they did trade for Holliday and would absolutely offer him arbitration, so technically the “could” afford his salary in my opinion.

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by jctGamer on Dec 9, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions

Holliday only made 13M last season, and there was no way he would have accepted arbitration. Even in the hypothetical situation where he did, Beane would have traded him before forking out a 17M+ arbitration award. .

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by Bhaakon on Dec 9, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions

can’t trade players accepting arbitration until June 1st right? (unless they request it)

Obviously yes, hypothetical situation, but I truly believe Beane’s philosophy is to not get involved with players getting paid their actual worth. Thus, signing Holliday at his actual worth AND surrender a draft pick is something I can never imagine him doing. He would never sign Lincecum for 20M and surrender a pick.

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by jctGamer on Dec 10, 2009 1:05 AM PST up reply actions