Olivo to the Purple Row?

LOL ROCKIES!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 4:41 PM PST reply actions

Increases the likelihood of a Yorvit homecoming.

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Dec 30, 2009 4:54 PM PST reply actions

have fun, Rockies

http://www.drivelinemechanics.com/2009/9/13/1028086/fun-fact-s-miguel-olivo-addition
http://www.royalsreview.com/2009/6/8/902672/heres-something-to-follow-the-rest

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 5:04 PM PST reply actions

I like this one too

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 30, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions

LOL

See Also Molina, Bengie

by Charlie Marlow on Nov 6, 2009 5:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I was gonna say:

2. Being younger and faster than Bengie Molina
by quincy0191 on Nov 8, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

by m34josh on Dec 30, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 5:05 PM PST reply actions

That is very Molina.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Dec 31, 2009 4:58 AM PST up reply actions

HOW MOLINA IS IT??

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Jan 2, 2010 12:37 AM PST up reply actions

This could lead to PR

Saying things like fudge & darn. Darest I say they may even use JR High language.

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2009 5:20 PM PST reply actions

Doggone it, I think he’s gonna do just fine, guys. Buncha nabobs of negativity around here, sheesh.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2009 5:23 PM PST reply actions

OLIVO HAS PURPLE PINSTRIPE DREAMS!!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 5:30 PM PST reply actions

Please save us from our GM!

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 5:41 PM PST reply actions

Yorvit blew it

Close to signing with the Rockies a month ago at 2 years 6 million but couldn’t bridge about a half million gap. Let’s see what he gets now.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Dec 30, 2009 6:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions

the dilemma:

-is a pissed-off-hellbent-on-Rockie-vengeance Yorvit Torrealba a valuable asset to have?
-or does Bochy’s propensity to start him (and stifle Buster) for 150+ games a year completely negate said value.

It seemed Yorvit carried a pretty big chip on his shoulder when SF let him go, and the SOB reminded us of it everytime he had the opportunity. Or, so it just seemed.

by sayheybk on Dec 30, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions

Posey needs at least another year in Fresno. I would be fine with a year of Yorvit/Eli.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions

what is left for Posey to do in Fresno for a full year?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 11:55 PM PST up reply actions

Get used to catching sub-standard fastballs.

His biggest weakness, obviously.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 30, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions

learn to play 2b or 3b

by wilriv21 on Dec 31, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions

Work on offense

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by Natto on Dec 31, 2009 1:10 AM PST up reply actions

GET MUSKLES

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2009 6:23 AM PST up reply actions

Grow more neck beard

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 31, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions

Correct his significant defensive deficiencies.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 31, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions

allow less than 10 passed balls per game

by sfoakbay on Dec 31, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions

fewer

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions

I can see it now. Bengie’s price demands piss the Mets off and they sign Yorvit Torrealba. Bengie comes crawling back to the Giants for 1 yr 3 million and a bunch of incentives. Bochy allows him to reach every one.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Dec 31, 2009 4:50 AM PST reply actions

YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE

by KCE on Dec 31, 2009 7:50 AM PST up reply actions

LOL CRAWLING BENGIE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 31, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions