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Juan Uribe re-signs; roster decisions loom

With Juan Uribe coming back, and with the Giants still looking to add a bat and possibly another reliever, the organization will have players spilling over the sides of the 25- and 40-man rosters. The 25-man roster will have a permutation of the following players:

Star-divide

C

Posey/FA
Whiteside

INF

Ishikawa
Sandoval
Sanchez
Renteria
Uribe
DeRosa
Frandsen

OF

Rowand
Bowker
Schierholtz
Torres
Velez
Lewis

SP

Cain
Zito
Sanchez
4th starter/Bumgarner
5th starter/Lincecum

RP

Wilson
Affeldt
Romo
Medders
Runzler
Valdez/other

That’s 26 players, not including the BIG BAT that is sure to show up any day now. Actually, I included Frandsen only because he’s out of options. He has a slightly better chance of making the roster over Tom Brokaw, but that’s only because Brokaw’s hip is acting up. So the 25-man-roster is set until the Giants a) acquire another player, or b) decide to go with a 12-man pitching staff.

If the Giants really do acquire another hitter, which of those outfielders is expendable? Which one of those outfielders doesn’t help the Giants’ chances of winning baseball games in 2010 more than the other players on the list? Yeah, that’s the one I was thinking of too. But he’s a starter now. Remember those 100 at-bats in July?

 

Yeah, and it’s only December. The beating will get much worse as March approaches. I’ll make that horse pay.

So if the Giants acquire another hitter, either Bowker goes to the minors (which wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if he isn’t starting in the majors) or Lewis is traded/designated. That'll teach him to take a walk.

I guess that’s not really as complicated as I thought. I just wonder what Brian Sabean thinks when Velez’s name never comes up in trade talks. "Oh, they must know he’s untouchable," probably. "That’s why they don’t ask for Lincecum, either."

Open Roster Logistics Thread. I think that Brian Bocock actually has a chance to be removed from the 40-man roster this time.

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WHY IS BOCOCK?!

I may be able to finally get rid of this sig.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

C'mon

Bocock can never be taken off the 40-man.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone just posted the Bocock Viagra story on Twitter. So hilariously awesome in so many ways.

by kdl on Dec 30, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

JUST BEAT IT!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 30, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

God I really don't have a clue why Velez is playing

Burris had that hot streak where he brought his average up to .290 then it fell again and then he got demoted…I wonder why Velez hasn’t. I’m praying that a expected terrible showing at ST will cause his ass to be shipped down to AAA along with a trade with Frandsen + Tanner/Bucardo for Uggla. /fantasy

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Velez is in line to start because his .445 sly against eighties last year will fits with the platoon, and the team needs a leadoff hitter. Apparently the FO has seen enough of lewis, who had similar power, walks more, and plays worse defense. And I doubt Velez will fail in ST because he’s put up some of the best numbers on the tream two years in a row.

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

nah i’m with you, make no changes to our society, this is the way we do things therefore its the best way.

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

am i challenging your perception on how “real” would react to your comments???

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That made me lol.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

making me look up the numbers to defend my point…

velez hit .315/.359/.493 in Spring Training 2009. I couldn’t find the 2008 numbers but according to my memory he hit better than that.

Based on those last two years, I don’t expect him to do terrible in Spring 2010.

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to challenge your perception that spring training numbers mean anything.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

they do to Bork

See Emmanuel Burriss

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

i never said they mean anything

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM! Rotorueter’s been lawyered!

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Dec 30, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s not expecting Velez to hit terribly in ST, he’s hoping that he does.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No I did say expected, but it was more out of sarcastic bitterness than anything. I hope he phails in ST yeah,

If he kicks up his OBP a bit that will be more palatable but thats like telling Bengie Molina to get faster,

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno I figured your meaning was pretty clear despite the use of “expected”.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well i mean that’s where Sneak might have gotten that I expected him to do poorly in ST. I didn’t really look it up, I just figured that his true Vrooom self would manifest itself eventually

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ST numbers are worthless. The end.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody is disagreeing with you…

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s saying that Bochy & Sabean look at ST #‘s. And that Velez has hit well the past two springs so he expects him to hit well again. He doesn’t necessarily think Velez is the best option to start in left.

He also says you should quit your job & start smoking pot all day.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I had to re-read the thread and picked that up.

Well, I am not at work today, and not smoking pot. 1 of 2 ain’t bad

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Medical marijuana!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Giants can do much better than Velez.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet. st numbers ftw!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 30, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

you completely missed the point. Guitar said he expects Velez to do terrible in ST and I said, no that’s not likely because he’s done good 2 springs in a row.

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Now batting 3rd: Velez!
and Batting cleanup: velez!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no clue why this comment is all the way up here _
fail me

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But really, is he a leadoff hitter?

He doesn’t fulfill any of the requirements, He hacks at everything, isn’t fast on the basepaths, and doesn’t hit for average. Say what you will about BA meaning nothing, but the guy a few hot weeks then promptly cooled off until he hit that leadoff hr off of an underestimating Pedro Martinez. He might be a starter next year but he is definitely not the ANSWER. =/

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree he isn’t an ideal leadoff hitter. Lewis is probably the only person on the 25-man who is, but it doesn’t look like he will be on the team. I’m all for signing Damon to fill the position.

Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.

by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah yeah I think it was a misconception cuz i said expected, but i didnt really mean that haha. I was basically saying he sucks he sucks i hope he sucks in ST too, but then again i really shouldn’t post when i’ve just woken up.

Lewis could probably do it well, but i think we’ve screwed up his baseball career enough. He definitely fulfills the OBP part of a leadoff hitter and he can be fast, in some ways

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd much rather see a Schierholtz / Torres platoon in RF.

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by Tellias on Dec 30, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But doesn’t Nate hit LHP pretty well?

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by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You stick two people together and it’s a platoon!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 30, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not over his minor league career no

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

actually

Velez will pull a Jason Ellison and have a great ST but then not make the team anyways. Also Fred Lewis.

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 30, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t seem too bad

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

looks just right for a good 78 wins!

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Dec 30, 2009 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Whatever it takes to replace Ishikawa.

by snafu on Dec 30, 2009 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

the tweet was very misleading. >:c

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

any details on Uribe's deal?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Dec 30, 2009 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

damnit, i just woke up. i’ll need at least 20 more minutes plus a side of french toast.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Dec 30, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

what will happen
Lewis is traded/designated

And as long as he doesn’t go to the Fodgers, I’ll pull for him.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

bocok gotta go

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

But he doesn’t want to go. He wants to come.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

that was pretty hard wasn’t it

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by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

man, i must be rusty

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Dec 30, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, it was almost too easy.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

easy as they come so to speak

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by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Bring Back Barry

Barry for Freddie six-fingers

by Dudmore on Dec 30, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Bocock must stay.

Remember: Pitching & defense, pitching & defense. Come on, say it with me now!

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by Tellias on Dec 30, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Bocock can stay as long as he likes…………..

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, the doctor recommends a reduction.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I will miss you Fred Lewis!

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Let me try to get one more use out of this one

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by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i like that pic of Fred though

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He won’t miss the Giants.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants always go with 12 pitchers.

LOL FRED
LOL FRANDSEN

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

I’m starting to think the best move for a bat is to trade for Uggla rather than sign LaRoche. Not because Uggla’s a better hitter (although he probably is, slightly), but because maybe we’d be able to convince them to take Frandsen and Lewis, and maybe they’ll get a chance to play in Florida.

It’s a bit sad that my hopes for this team now revolve around our players finding employment elsewhere.

by Monkeyking42 on Dec 30, 2009 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

I was just thinking we needed another second baseman.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Whats good about Uggla though is that he also can play LF. We must fill our roster with guys who can play as many positions as possible.

Pretty sure LaRoche can only play 1b

GIT R DUN SABEZ

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Posey to SS

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by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Regular PT in 2012!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa – utility-man
Uribe – super utility-man
Posey – ultimate utility-man (he can close games too!)

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 30, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

i think derosa is better than uribe unless you’re basing it off age

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

not according to UZR!

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by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

No! that 8th inning bobble ruined it for me! OH THE HUMANITY

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we just need a super ultimate utility man and we’ll be set.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Dec 30, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He can play left field? I see he has 20 games in the outfield in 2004 in Double A. That doesn’t mean he’s qualified to play left field adequately.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Fantasy baseball versatility FTW!

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"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 30, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

can never have too many of those

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t have too many 2nd baseman.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WAR?

What is it good for?

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

absolutely nothing!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

say it again!

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by Lyle on Dec 30, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Listen to me!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats because he plays a harder position.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to a cup of 1970’s Giatns Fandom. I pray you don’t have another any time soon.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

no offense but

we couldn’t even get kevin kouzmanoff for those two, and yet you think we can get uggla for them?

by speedyt72000 on Dec 30, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

none taken

I don’t believe the Kouzmanoff rumors. But either way we’d probably have to add something else to make a trade for Uggla work. Valdez? I think Lewis and Frandsen would be a good starting point though. If the Marlins are serious about dumping payroll, I can’t imagine they wouldn’t have interest in a couple of major-league ready position players, even if they aren’t anything special.

by Monkeyking42 on Dec 30, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's that Linsecome fellow you got as the possible 5th SP?

Is he any good or will the Giants Brass regret letting Penny go? Can we trade him for Uggla?

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 30, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

i’d trade linsecome for uggla in a heartbeat, we have this other guy lincecum who I hear has a nasty changeup

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Calling Derosa an INF might be a bit of a presumption. If the Giants get Laroche, Delgado or Uggla, Derosa becomes an OF. If they get Damon, he’s an INF.

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by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

it’s going to be Laroche and you will like it!

by superk1ng on Dec 30, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually kind of would, if the deal is around 3/18

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by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather do 2/15 than 3/18.

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by tedfordfan on Dec 30, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes absolutely no sense to me. If you’re willing to do 2/15, then with 3/18 you basically get laroche for 3M for the 3rd year, which is a huge bargain.

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by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

but if he sucks, then we can get rid of him 1 year faster, that’s the logic

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That and this.

Too me the this franchise doesn’t need to mass import “almost” average any more. So frankly I don’t want managment falling a sleep at the wheel thinking .ok. 2 out of 3 years form a vertean is good enough. Call it the J.T. Snow effect if you will.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

more important to me is the fact that on a 2 year contract, he’s off the books in 2012 when Cain is a free agent.

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by tedfordfan on Dec 30, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

3 (or even 6) mil isn’t going to hamstring the franchise into not being able to afford Cain, not to mention a league average replacement will probably cost at least that much, since 1b in the minors is pretty barren.

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by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

JT Snow

We need more JT Snow references.

FIRST BASE DEFENSE FTW.

Maybe we can trade for Joe Carter at the deadline again like we did that one year……

by Paulj567 on Dec 30, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LaRoche isn't "almost" average

he’s above average. This franchise has exactly one above average position player. One. Having “above average” locked down for 3 years at a position where there really isn’t anything on the horizon in the minors is a good thing.

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by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The negative about LaRoche is that I heard his work ethic is poor. It was the reason why Atlanta dumped him the first time.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Neal isn’t on the horizon? Also there are a couple better than LaRoche options likely to hit the FA market next offseason. I’d rather trade for Burrell or Overbay.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 30, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Neal is an outfielder first, and it’s not like any of the current outfielders are blocking Neal in the long term. And if you really want Overbay (or Berkman), just wait until next off-season.

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by cornball on Dec 31, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Say what?

Over his career he’s been a substantially below average player. He has been very slightly above average for 3 of the last 4 seasons, but is not projected to be above average next year. CHONE in particular thinks he’s just this side of worthless.

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by PaulThomas on Dec 31, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

um

his first 2 seasons sucked, the above average, above average, slightly below average, above average. He’s probably not going to be worse than slightly below average, and that is well worth $6M/yr.

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by Viliphied on Dec 31, 2009 2:53 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah but...

Just because he has been above average does not mean he will continue to be above average. That being said, I wouild be more than comfortable at 3/18, I’m must afraid it will be 3/27

by theimmortalbenard on Dec 31, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

true

but it’s not like he’s 35 and coming off an injury or anything. I think he’s got a high likelihood to maintain at least (near) average performance levels for at least 3 years. That being said, 3/27 would be too much for me.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 31, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you be happier with arround instead of almost?

The main bone of contention here is not that I am unwilling to have arround average players on the 2010 or 2011 25 man but i realy don’t what the team tieing up much money or 25 roster spots for arround average. It has 1 very bad side effects.

1) there is money to keep the elite very goood players arround with.

2) It blocks the albity to use the farm as anything except a place to get pitching and try and trade position players from. If we are not willing to play our position players ourselves then why the heck should another team trade for them whn all they have to do is wait for options to run out or DFAs?

In this case the money might not be bad ( iif around $6M/year) but you are also clogging up a postion that anyone with good hands, knees and a back should be able to fill in if their stick is good. It is a bit like collecting all the #6-#8 hitter a team can then expecting have a hart of the order bat in there.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 31, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

yes.

1) 6M is nothing in baseball $.
2) There’s nothing at 1B that could even hope to be average on the farm (unless you want to drive down Neal’s value by moving him to 1B) Also, I’m not a fan of just taking someone with a good stick and handing them a 1B glove and hoping they adjust in the majors just because it’s an “easy position”.

We’re already collecting all the 6-8 hitters. LaRoche is better than a 6-8 hitter. His stick is around average for a 1B, that’s a 5 hitter at the worst.

Again – We have 4 average or above position players on the roster right now. 4. Four. There is no world in which signing another for 6M a year is a bad decision. Hell, if Bowker/Schierholtz can manage average, that’s 6/8 of the lineup. If Posey can hit at a league average level, we have ourselves an average offense!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 31, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Re #2 i like the option open. Considering the rate otherr postions are being filled by SAbean with the over 32 crowd we will be locked up rather quickly.

As for the last paragraph I have littel qualms for th next season or two. But Again i don’t want all the spots on the lower end of the defnsive spectrem locked up with “arround average” vets or sabean with go back to his circa 2001 way on the farm again.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 31, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

well to be fair

LaRoche JUST turned 30. DeRosa’s only here 2 years, Rent is gone after this year, Sanchez is here 2 years, and we have a corner OF spot open in the meantime. The only hitter on the farm who looks like he’ll be ready soon is Neal, and he’s a September callup at the earliest IMO. And again, we have nothing at 1B on the horizon.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 31, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

true enough

But we have at least one more off season Sabean & Big Head as well. you can see my concern though right?

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 31, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather do 1/9 than either of those.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 30, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 30, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i wish

sabean could once just pleasantly surprise us and cut velez

by sfoakbay on Dec 30, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

or sign holliday

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 30, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish sabean could once just pleasantly surprise us and cut velez
or sign holliday

Or do both. OK maybe not,.That would most likely cause me to have a massive coronary and die from shock.

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Dec 30, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

lay off those donuts

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh holy lord

I was just on the ESPN main page and they have a link for “Linesman’s throat slashed by errant skate”. I thought it read “Lincecum’s throat slashed” and I was scared.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 11:32 AM PST reply actions  

Decaf: invented for this very reason

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 30, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, did that happen again? Those are brutal.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 30, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty scary stuff. I didn’t mean to downplay what was clearly an awful occurrence, but if it had been Lincecum?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

there would be 5000 comments on the ensuing thread

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 30, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

there would be 5000 comments on the ensuing thread the world will end

by sfoakbay on Dec 30, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

unsee! unsee! O.O

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you have to change your pants after reading that headline?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I did the same thing – I almost had an attack. I started asking why Lincecum would go ice skating until I re-read the headline.

Things are tough enough up here; we don’t need a Timmy health scare!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Dec 30, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What Sabean Said right after the season ended
We will pickup the option on Freddy Sanchez
We will offer salary arbitration to Bengie Molina for sure
Posey is not ready to start in the majors
We have found our starting LF in Velez and Torres platoon

The first two were lies. Here’s to hoping the last two were posturing as well.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

I’d like to think that he doesn’t want to hurt Velez/Torres’ feelings by outwardly saying “Velez and Torres are going to be starting in LF if we absolutely can’t find anyone else”

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah i think really thinks Velez is the next coming of Rickey HEndersen

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he* really thinks Velez….

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes please.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 30, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The decision of who to drop from the 40-man roster should be the easiest one for Sabean to make this offseason. Sadly, even simple tasks are difficult for our savvy, tire-kicking GM.

by Squire_Boone on Dec 30, 2009 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

He might take all day, but at the end of the day he’ll make a decision

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha

the Lincecum iffy to make the rotation thing made me laugh. made me lol actually. thanks grant

needed it too. off to fucking jury duty.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 30, 2009 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

Is that fucking jury-duty? Or fucking-jury duty? I mean, who is getting fucked in this situation?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I am fucking jurors

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 30, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You should stand up and show everyone your jazz hands at some point during the proceedings.

by Into the Void on Dec 30, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Jury duty, once described to me as 8 hours of “time out.”

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually SERVED on a jury

and i thought my PhD would keep me out of them forever.

It was worse than 100 hours of Law and Order, but better than 100 hours of The People’s Court.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jan 1, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

which

may or may not turn into jizz hands

by sfoakbay on Dec 30, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

asahi hands

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

jizz hands may be better than jizz pants.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Dec 30, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, you can’t actually walk late into English class with jizz hands and be unobtrusive.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on your english class. My english class quite big

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently so ;)

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

asahi what you did there

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 30, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that cat throwing up gang signs?

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 30, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish my would do that… easier to clean up after.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i am tired of all this versatility talk from bochy. does any other manager move players around as much in the field and in the batting order? its really the sign of a bad team when your manager needs his players to play multiple positions so he can fuck with the lineup every day.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 30, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

/ groans

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Only around the cleanup spot. Bochy’s got someone in mind for the cleanup spot already!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 30, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Bochy: Now that Renteria’s healthy, we can play him at cleanup!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 30, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

FWIW, Bork said on KNBR this morning that despite the flexibility, he is going to try to stick to a more consistent lineup day in and day out

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

All veterans, all the time.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Bork to Sabean

FUCK YOU AND YOUR VERSATILITY, I AM GOING TO START MOLINA EVEN IF HE ISN’T HERE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

FIXED

FUCK YOU AND YOUR VERSATILITY, I AM GOING TO START MOLINA WINN EVEN IF HE ISN’T HERE

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 30, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

try…. like a heroin addict tries to get off the juice?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 30, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The mark of consistency: Sandoval, Sanchez, Renteria, DeRosa, Velez, Rowand, Schierholtz.

Also lots of double switches involving Ishikawa.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 30, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Ishi

Late Inning (6th inning) Defensive Replacement!

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

We will not have a platoon at first base.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Dec 30, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually like a bunch of guys who describe themselves as versatile.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/pumps fist.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

does that mean we will see velez more or less?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 30, 2009 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

fuck reply fail

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 30, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully less!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Timmy as 5th starter, Grant?

Yeah, I guess he’s losing his touch.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 30, 2009 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

porcelain!

losing velocity!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it's brittle too

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

SCOT SHIELDS

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s due for a comedown.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Saving the best for last?

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 30, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s too small.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows? That is going to be in like 5 years when he’s in his mid-30s

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 30, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Try 40.

Then he’ll be the perfect age for Sabean & Co.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 30, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

CC will eat the roster then.

Because he’s fat.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

But who will eat the other? Panda or CC?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Panda will be traded for some funyuns.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

bengie will be back for seconds

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sergio Romo will be DFA’d

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 30, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

accidentally DFA’d

by 49erEmpire on Dec 30, 2009 12:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

This post is an obvious ploy to incite excitement into the off season.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

IN FRESNO!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 30, 2009 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

Who?

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I don’t think he was part of that band.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 30, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

out of options. right?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

DO YOUUUUUUUUU FEEEEEEEL LIKE I DOOOOO?

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

looks shopped

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see the pixels.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The “r” and the “e” were supposed to cover his pixels. This is a family site.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s something wrong with this picture.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t Sabean just trade Fred and Frandsen for a box of doughnuts already? Or does he think the other team isn’t getting fair value for those doughnuts?

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 30, 2009 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

Fred is ABSOLUTELY the problem! If that guy stopped taking pitches, he’d be a part of the solution!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 30, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

If your AB goes beyond 3 pitches, you’re cheating the game!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 30, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I should listen to more hackabilly.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s not too late for him to learn Spanish and start swinging at everything.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He did stop taking pitches. Hard to take a pitch from the bench.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

on the contrary...

On the bench, you take every pitch. Unless you’re Bengie.

Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

by tobias on Dec 30, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

old fashioned donuts? or Sbux’s terrible mini sparkly donuts?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The donut that wrecked Witney Houston’s life?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no such thing as a terrible donut.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

measured against replacement donut only

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna need to see a graph. Filled with custard.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No, with a Yessy aftertaste

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmmmm...

I’ve always wanted to taste a Maybe

/George-Michael Bluth

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

I take pictures

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 30, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 30, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

A’s flavor.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Tastes like A’ss.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Tastes like Reno.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Jean

reno

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Janet Gretzky

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Jackson Williams

Now we’ve brought it full circle back to the Giants

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Dec 30, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Jackson Browne

Running on Empty – Sabean’s favorite song

by crazedcrustacean on Dec 30, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 30, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

To distract you from the results by making you think about donuts. Of course.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 30, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s the custard?

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Only a matter of time before someone blames the gays for creating a hole in your pie chart

by snafu on Dec 30, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I would totally do that pie chart.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 30, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Domestic product.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Deliciousness Over Replacement Donut?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we use them to trip Panda or lure Lil’ fielder?

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t there a quote that came up somewhere that said that there are literally 0 teams interested in Lewis and Frandsen?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my, while searching for Fred Lewis content on MLBTR, this came up from 2007
It seems the Mariners and Reds in particular are pushing for Lincecum. The Ms could offer Adam Jones; the Reds have Jay Bruce, Joey Votto, and Josh Hamilton.
The Giants and Orioles discussed Miguel Tejada, and the O’s like players such as Jonathan Sanchez, Brad Hennessey, Fred Lewis, and Guillermo Rodriguez.

And the Mets finally get their guy!

The one team inquiring on Bengie Molina was the Mets, and that was before they got Brian Schneider.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce, Votto and Hamilton- that’s insane. Maybe Bruce and Hopper for Lincecum who’s an injury waiting to happen.

Posted by: trek81 | December 04, 2007 at 11:52 AM

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I kept looking for the joke (maybe Hopper is some superhero I’ve never heard of) before I realized the guy was being serious.

by snafu on Dec 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Dead serious. trek81 WAS WRONG!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Dennis Hopper

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Dennis the Menace

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Menace to Society

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The six degrees of “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Flashbacks like this make me happy.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Lewis was also rumored to be traded for Matsui. Looking back we should have done that trade

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by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Career UZR/150 in LF

Fred Lewis: 10.2
Hideki Matsui: -14.4

LOL FRED SUX ON DEFENSE CANT CATCH BALL!!!!!

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by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

NO RBIZ!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 31, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't wait to see the lineups Bochy rolls out this year

should be entertaining to see Velez hit cleanup some games

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by cloudydays on Dec 30, 2009 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Now batting 3rd: Velez!
and Batting cleanup: velez!

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

might as well bat him there in ST, because hes gonna do well again.

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by SneakToBetterSeats on Dec 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

okay

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#52

by cloudydays on Dec 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

boch is a jackass but cmon have alittle faith

by BillyMaysHere on Jan 1, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP FRED

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

he will be missed

by me anyway. I wanted to post a link or vid of his fabulous throw down the 3B line but couldn’t find it. One of my all-time favorite plays.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is one of the throws at the plate, and for those that think Fred is “the problem”, Check these out.

Fred can play, he will be missed.

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by nvsfg on Dec 30, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this was one of my favorite moments last year. Right after Uribe’s double and at the end of a stretch where it seemed like we couldn’t buy a run.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed this series. Isn’t this the series where Guzman DH’d as well?

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. his 17 ABs or whatever. Cain had one of his best games in that series, IIRC.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Complete game win!

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by Natto on Dec 30, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Lewis: Fuck yeah!

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by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to say that this one makes the case for him being “the problem”.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 30, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t seem to be up any more. That was a fantastic play.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“Im just tryin to yard !”

by BillyMaysHere on Jan 1, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the bullpen looks weak there.

Why is Valdez always on the Giants? It feels like he’s been on the team for 10 years. I remember how people used to say he was such a great prospect. If you look at the Yahoo Sports depth chart for the Giants, he’s the only guy with a horrible ERA.

by parisspleen13 on Dec 30, 2009 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

Why is Valdez always on the Giants?

He throws hard.

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Fangraphs claims he threw over 13% sliders last year. I do not believe it.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He sure as hell didn’t throw them for strikes.

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

or he left them over the plate

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Those were belt-high fastballs with no movement at all.

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s like Felix Rodriguez

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Felix was pretty good for a couple of seasons.

I know, we should make Merkin a starter!

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/throws outside fastball

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

But really, check out his numbers before he started sucking. From 2000-2002 he was pretty solid. Posted K/9’s of over 10 in back-to-back seasons and pretty good FIPs each season, too.

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He needs to stop chewing like a maniac when he’s playing. Not everyone can be pablo, ya know!

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Merkin chews? I’ve seen him chew gum, but never, well, chew.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what i meant, that giant ol wad of gum distracts him…
not really but still

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He kinda looks like Mr. Ed when he chews his gum

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s incredible how much gum he has, it makes me wonder whether it’s just a stopgap for chew chew

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Merkin is a starter stop jerking him around

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by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Context.

A leading prospect in the 2005-07 Giants system is not a great prospect. It just ment he floats a little better than most of the rest.

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by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He did look pretty damn good before he got hurt, though. He used to be higher ranked than Matt Cain.

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by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

About the time of Moss /Russ Ortiz trade, No?

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by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like one of the following on reasonable terms:

Johnny Damon to play LF and hit leadoff, DeRosa at 3b and Panda at 1b
Adam LaRoche to bat 3 and play first, keeping panda at 3 and moving derosa to LF
Dan Uggla to bat 3 and play 2b, moving Franch to 3b and panda to 1b

Because LaRoche would keep panda at 3b, he might be my favorite option. But I’m OK with any of those three, and if any of them were gotten, I’d consider this offseason a success.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

+1

Assuming of course “reasonable terms”.

by giantsrainman on Dec 30, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Aye

Terms I would be willing to accept, pulled out of my ass:

Damon: 2/22
LaRoche: 3/20
Uggla: FLew, Frandsen, Valdez? Some combination thereof? I really have no idea on this one.

Maybe I’m overpaying, but maybe we have to to get people out here.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

overpaying? Look, the Marlins might be desperate to move Uggla, but if the Padres wouldnt trade Kouzmanoff for Lewis and Frandsen, do you think the Marlins would trade Uggla for them?

You aren’t overpaying, you’re overvaluing.

Also keep in mind that the Marlins have to know that Lewis and Frandsen are in no way part of the Giants future plans, which belittles their trade value even further.

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by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

The ‘overpaying’ comment was more geared towards the FA money amounts.

I’m the first to admit I have no idea what it would take to get Uggla. Maybe we need to throw in some of our AAAA pitchers? Martinez? Pucetas?

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, sorry for jumping on you so quickly then. I think its necessary for us to overpay for a variety of reasons. I do hope the market falls out a bit though.

Marlins seem firm on getting someone of decent quality for Uggla (J Sanchez) and hopefully that falls out too if they really can’t afford him

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by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t heard any discussions of that trade that do not mention Jonathan Sanchez.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We can trade Uggla for RHP Jonathan Sanchez

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

im down

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 30, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No. The Marlins have no choice but to trade him, they cant afford his salary. Sanchez might be worth Uggla straight up, but if the Ginats are also taking on an 8 million dollar contract it would be an overpay. Not to mention, we dont even have a solid 5th starter. Contrary to popular belief, we really cant afford to trade SPs. If we trade Sanchez, who will take his spot? We could sign another pitcher, but we are on a budget.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

why would the marlins take sanchez for uggla

thats not really decreasing their payroll. Its keeping it about the same.

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

but sanchez will make a lot less than Uggla

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

but next year or so theyll have to pay sanchez a good ammount of money

its like the marlins put off the inevitable: paying their players
its a never ending cycle of trading proven players who are going to get paid into great prospects that become proven players and etc.

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

they're the Bizarro Giants

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by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

except they might have the best all around player in the game

not named pujols

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by cloudydays on Dec 30, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say Hanley is better “all around” than Albert since by definition it includes defense.

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by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

well Albert is godlike in the field and I’m still not quite buying HanRam’s fielding, I’d like to see at least one season of positive UZR ( two days I realized I called it OOZR pronunciation wise and not actually saying the letters, weird)

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by TexasRanger on Dec 30, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Pujols also plays 1B, the easiest position to field. HanRam plays the hardest position to field outside of catcher. I’m pretty sure the worst SS is still more valuable defensively than the best 1B.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright, based on Fangraphs, that looks to be somewhat hyperbolic, but still you get the idea.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Albert Pujols - MLB Network's player of the decade

Though Harold Renyolds says Bonds should be.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

but even so, short of a Cy Young season, uggla will still make more than Sanchez so it’s a salary dump anyways.

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No way Durty gets 8 mil in arbitration.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats who they asked for. And Sanchez is making $455,000. so I have no idea how why you think that wouldnt decrease the Marlins payroll.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all good. No one except us wants Mole now

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He probably wouldnt accept.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We could but that’s assuming Jermaine Dye doesn’t think he can’t pull off another multi year deal

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

how about we give him a one year deal

with a vesting option that guarantees the second year if he gets over 500 plate appearances/and or over 25 homers?

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOO!!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

But Jermiane Dye wouldnt be

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

thats why you have a vesting option

if he does he stays if he doesnt
hes back on the market

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

dye’s just not a good idea, if you want an OF, damon is pretty reasonable even though he’s also old

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

why do you think damon will play well anywhere else other than the new yankee stadium

him home/away splits show he is a very average hitter away from that park.
in that park he is a 30 homer hitter

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Because homers aren't everything

And Damon’s OBP is better than Dyes.

And Damon is a much much much better defenseman.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes he was

He had a good on base percentage and was a good defender.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a .365 OBP. Last year, he had a .375 OBP. The HR are irrelevant.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

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by dregarx on Dec 30, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He put up OPS+ of 117, 110, 115, 96 and 118 in the years before last? We’re not signing him to hit 24 HR, we’re signing him to hopefully get on base at a .360+ clip and score runs.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wow 2 years/12 million for Johnny Damon would not be a disaster.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

especially if he grows out that beard again

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

if he wouldnt take that deal from the yanks

why would he take it from us

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, you just said that that’s what it would take to sign him.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the market has changed since he turned down the Yankees. NYY is apparently no longer bidding for him.

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by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Aren’t you advocating signing Dye in this very thread?

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ya but not for 2 years 12 million

a one year 5 million incentived laced deal
with a vesting option if he does very well

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the difference between 2 years, 12 million and 1 year + incentives + an easily reached vesting option?

Especially when Damon is just clearly a much better player?

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

because if the incentive deal works

we know he is a better player than damon
what is preventing damon from having a huge decline

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

talent

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by j14 on Dec 30, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it would be fairly easy for Dye to get 500-600 PA without actually being a good player next year.

And he is not a better player than Damon in any world.

HE HAS BEEN BELOW REPLACEMENT LEVEL 2 OF THE LAST 3 YEARS.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t base incentives on production like HRs, only things like PAs and Games.

Your suggestions was flawed from the get go

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by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Won’t happen. Which is why Sabes needs to stay far, far away from Boras and Dye.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

The collective bargaining agreement disallows incentives based on things like HR and RBI.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't know

sabes might accidentally lace it with cocaine

by sfoakbay on Dec 30, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

damon>nate~=dye

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

im not opposed to damon

but i like other options better

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

right, but you need to listen to this:

Dye is not better than options that are free, though unpalatable – because he’s such a bad defender.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

mychal urban says hes a decent right fielder

and we can move him to first base

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s wrong. Dye can’t cover RF in a park that’s about as big as Don Zimmer’s pants.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

then

why not just sign Adam LaRoche for say 3/18
i just said that because im not sure what he really will sign for

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

id be much more for that than damon or dye

but will he take that

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If we don’t sign anyone then we don’t sign anyone. BowkerNateVelorres would love to take a spot in the outfield and we’d only have to pay them a few hundred thousand

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya can't wait

for when he gets off to a slow start and has Garkoitis in his new ballpark, and then we’ll get to enjoy three season of overpaid mediocrity. Just say no to smoking the LaRoche!!!

by crazedcrustacean on Dec 30, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I do believe LaRoche always starts slow

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

but he finishes strong

something alot of players cant say

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Based on what?

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he means his monthly splits

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. I was looking for some sort of evidence.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Mychael Urban is wrong. He’s one of the worst defenders in all of baseball.

And his bat doesn’t play at first base.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Every other defensive metric disagrees with Urban.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ok so move him to first

if thats the issue
or we could sign laroche to a 3/18 deal

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dye had a 103 OPS+ last year (and 105 two year ago). Why should we want him playing first base??

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't we just all agree

that Dye is not the answer?

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently not

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

all things considered, I don’t think so

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

uh, no

dye will want a multi year deal, and even when a one year, incentive “laced” deal he would be the worst starting first baseman in baseball

by sfoakbay on Dec 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really.

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by Natto on Dec 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

no

he’d out hit Ishi but he would be far more expensive and still be terrible defensively since he’d be learning a new position.

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by j14 on Dec 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not even sure he’s a stone cold lock to outhit Ishi.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

honestly neither am I but I’m willing to say that it is likely.

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by j14 on Dec 30, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

HE IS NOT A BETTER OPTION THAT ISHIKAWA! TRAVIS IS EASILY THE BETTER PLAYER!

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by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

His bat wouldn’t justify the amount of runs he’d give back at first, still.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t really just move any player to first base and pretend everything is okay.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 30, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Urban

may be remember Dye the A, who I thought was an underrated fielder, before he broke his leg.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL MYCHAEL URBAN!

He also wanted to sign Tejada. Urban is worthless.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabes, is that you?

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You missed yesterdays chat.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Quoting Urban isn’t making a strong case

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by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I first thought ‘Yeah, that’s true’, then realized this wasn’t about Dye. I would take a small 2 year deal with Damon.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if he does manage to hit 25 HR or put up 500 PA (wtf, that really isn’t very many PA), it’s highly unlikely that he’ll be able to replicate it again in 2011. So actually a vesting option is even worse.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But then why pay him at all? Speaking of in house options, I’d like to see Bowker get a rip at it, again

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Or we could just play Bowker and Schierholtz and Lewis and probably do better than Dye can.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course. Now only if he was able to do the other things

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

he gets a lot of help from that home park, and he’s pretty slow in the OF these days.

he would probably hit 20 home runs and cost our pitchers some ERA.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Plate appearances is not a good thing, cuz bochy will just keep playing him. and 25 Home runs isn’t hard if you bat cleanup over and over and over…like Molina.
I just dont think Dye is a good idea

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

so what other players on the market could have a better effect that dye

and not anything unreasonable like holliday

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You could find minor league filler that would probably have a better effect than Dye. Dude was worth -0.3 WAR last year.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

but we wouldnt sign dye to a big contract

something like 5 mil a year

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by montadaboss on Dec 30, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

But you can get players who are likely to be more valuable than Dye for the major league minimum.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Dye will probably get at least 2 years.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

LaRoche? Damon? Uggla’s not really a free agent but he’s been talked about

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap. I’d rather play the Velorres platoon than Dye.

Doesn’t cost anything, and you’d probably get similar production.

Not to mention Bowker, Flew.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

dye = dnw

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
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by sanfrankid on Dec 30, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Because that would be a horrible idea.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

because he’s not good any more.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Because we don’t have any incentive to sign him.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Marlins do have a choice. They’d probably rather move him, but 8 mil is hardly a fortune for a team that could compete this year.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

fair enough. But giving Sanchez and taking on 8 mill is too much.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, that’s freaking lopsided.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I was joking b/c the article had said RHP J. Sanchez

so of course I’d give up rhp jonathan sanchez

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by sanfrankid on Dec 30, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m not Uggla-or-nothing. Like I said, I’d be happy with any of those three moves. The Marlins do not get Dirty for Uggla.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

For a while, the noise was sounding like they weren’t asking for Sanchez or Bumgarner, then it turned into the Marlins demanding Sanchez. I dunno. I do know that if the Marlins are insisting on Sanchez, it should not happen under any circumstances.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like it already would have happened if Sabean wanted that to go down.

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by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

there was a previous comment about cathedral ceilings and Sabean’s stupidity.

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by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Sabes should definitely not trade Sanchez for Uggla, and I think if he had been willing to at this point, that deal would be done. However, if the Giants land one of the better 5th starter candidates, I think the risk goes way up that Sabean will start to see Sanchez as expendable, believing (incorrectly) that getting Uggla would help the team even if that meant YEAH JOEY would be the 5th starter.

by taliesin on Dec 30, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

would

you trade sanchez for uggla and an additional (good) prospect?

by sfoakbay on Dec 30, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Like top prospect yeah ;)

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I get in this line?

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

actually

What was the Clayton Tanner rumor? Did that have Sanchez too?

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by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It said that Sanchez, Tanner and a lower level prospect had all been discussed – not necessarily in a package deal or anything.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

right right thanks.

Then theres this whole thing:

Crasnick writes that the first obstacle would be financial. The Giants will have to give Tim Lincecum a major raise in arbitration and are already hamstrung by the contracts of Barry Zito and Aaron Rowand. Uggla is expected to make more than $7MM in 2010.

Of course, nobody actually knows how much money we have to spend though

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by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

IMO this is a byproduct of the FO’s poor management of position player prospects. They bring them up too soon, move them from position to position then send them down. Rinse – Repeat until either a) the poor kid’s confidence is shattered or b) he never gets comfortable but his stats unfairly represent him as “not good enough for the bigs”.

Either way the prospect’s value as trade bait is wasted.

If the FO had the ability to REALLY evaluate talent it would go like this:
Frandsen is raking in Fresno, but the FO knows he wont translate to the majors but they leave him down and talk him up as “a hot prospect” that we are taking a long-term approach with. Then they can use him in a trade as he still has nothing but upside since nobody has seen him against big league pitching.

Instead they bring him up and expose him and his tradeability is wasted.

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

One other problem that goes hand and hand with this is that the Giants were struggling so much offensively last year that they had to bring up pretty much whatever option possible from AAA to help the big league club (Downs, Rohlinger, Bowker, Guzman, Frandsen, etc etc) and didn’t have the luxury of letting anyone stay in AAA who was actually hitting

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by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Reactive vs proactive

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you . . .

Why do we think other teams are interested in our rejects? Come on, Uggla is a talented bat, young enough, even if he doesn’t have great hands. Play him at 1B. DeRosa in LF. Leave Panda at 3B. And understand that the Marlins are going to want talent for talent.

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by wcovington on Dec 30, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

let me ask you this.

If you wer another team why would you pay for a Giants postion prospect when you know they are not liekly to play them on the 25 man?

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by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

or

you can just wait for them to get cut loose, a la Rajai Davis before, and probably Fred now, and pick them up for nothing

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by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

/ nods

Basically there are 3 truths in the current MLB.

             1) the Yankees will spend what they wish to spend no one will stop them.

             2) A Lorria owned team would not be happy tell it has a payroll as close to
                    Zero as possible.

            3) The Giants will only play their young pitchers.

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by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Talented bat!!!

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by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How awesome is it that Panda is a switch hitter in the middle of that too??

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by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That's cool too.

I have no idea why I included batting order. I really don’t care where they fall in the 3-4-5

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Laroche is pretty much a lock

The real question is, will Bochy bench him, like he did with Garko, if he hits like crap the first 2 months(like he always seems to do)?

by superk1ng on Dec 30, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you think he's a lock?

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by Lyle on Dec 30, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Cuz superk1ng is actually Mychael Urban

no not really, because out of the remaining bats available Damon and LaRoche make the most sense

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Because superk1ng has the key.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dawn?

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/also considered a Ghostbusters reference

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by groug on Dec 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a typical sabean move to replace Ryan Garko with a guy that’s barely an upgrade

by superk1ng on Dec 30, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

well, as giants fans, you start thinking ok deals as great deals relatively speaking =/

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not really fair to LaRoche

He’s much better than Garko.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Garko career wOBA: .347
Laroche career wOBA: .353

Is the upgrade really worth what we’re probably going to end up paying?

by superk1ng on Dec 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The last couple of years are much more favorable to Laroche.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LaRoche has been worth like double the WAR for the past two years

Garko has that wOBA because he’s a platooner who’s good against LHP, so his numbers get inflated. LaRoche is much better against RHP, and is a better candidate to be a full-timer.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Double the WAR is still just a 2-2.5 WAR player. Garko was pretty damn unlucky last year, I think over a full season he could get close to 2 WAR. We’re going end up paying a lot for a guy that’s not a significant upgrade.

by superk1ng on Dec 30, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

In His Last Four Years Garko Has Produced Just 3.6 WAR In 1713 PAs

In Thes Same 4 Years LaRoche Has Produced 8.9 WAR In 2372 PAs. Even if we are kind to Garko and assume no penalty for facing more righties and just adjust his WAR for the additional 659 PAs he only gets to 5.0 WAR. Bottom line, LaRoche is the significantly better player.

by giantsrainman on Dec 30, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No Way Garko Is Non Tendered.
by giantsrainman on Sep 28, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up actions 0 recs
Why Are so Many So Willing To Conclude Already That Both Freddy Sanchez And Ryan Garko Suck?
I hear here all the time that the Giants are too quick to give up on youngsters because of bad small sample size results and yet so many of those with this complaint are guilty right now of doing the same to Freddy Sanchez and Ryan Garko. Both are in the primes and both have a much larger sample size of sucess with their previous major league teams. The fact is that the odds favor these two returning to their first half 2009 form in 2010 for the Giants.

by giantsrainman on Oct 10, 2009 4:23 PM PDT actions 0 recs
Cutting Garko Would Be Insane.
While cutting Medders and Miller would just be stupid.

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by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Devil's Avocado

GRM never said Garko was bad. None of those previous quotes indicate that.

But Adam LaRoche is better at baseball than Ryan Garko.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not by mucho

And definitely not by the money LaRoche is looking for…

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Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 30, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

8.9 Vs 5.0 WAR Is Significant In My Book

Further, what LaRoche has been asking for does not matter as he ain’t getting it. The max three years at max $7M/yr he is going to get is what matters and the upgrade he represents is worth this.

by giantsrainman on Dec 30, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL GRM fail again

As you know, but chose to ignore, WAR is dependent on playing time.

LaRoche’s career wRC+: 116

Garko’s career wRC+: 113

LaRoche’s career UZR/150 at first: -4.3

Garko’s career UZR/150 at first: -4.6

And yes, what LaRoche is looking for is relevant, since that’s going to hold him back from signing. Just because you say that he’ll get 3 years max at $7m/yr max doesn’t make it true.

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by baetown415 on Dec 31, 2009 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

But Garko has benefitted from platooning

Just the fact that LaRoche hits rhp makes him more valuable 2/3 of the time.

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by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2009 1:41 AM PST up reply actions  

And LaRoche does not seem to hit tell after the All Star break. Pressumeing Big Head give him more then 100 P.A.’s to get warmed up in ( yes, that is sarcasm & kidding on the square all rolled up in one) I would call that a wash.

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by daveinexile on Dec 31, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Has he really now?

LaRoche v. RHP: 2534 PA; v. LHP: 696; so ~78% of his PA’s have been against righties

Garko’s % v. righties: ~72%

I mean, I guess Garko has benefited a little bit from being platooned, but it’s not like he’s seen even close to a majority of his PA’s versus lefties.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 31, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s like Opposite Man.
What else did he say, so we know what moves to expect this offseason?!?

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 30, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with you, but I don’t think anyone else agrees with me.

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

If LaRoche cannot be gotten, Branyan might be an option? Less desirable, but I wouldn’t be pissed about it.

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by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla schmuggla, LaRoche....sounds french

What about Luke Scott?

Likes guns so he’ll get along with Matt Cain.

.844 career OPS, HR totals seem to be climbing nicely, a bit high on the SO totals though.

Could Balty be looking for a ton in return?

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Scott, but I don’t think he fits on the team with DeRosa on board. I like Scott better in LF.

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Cripes….for some reason I was thinking he was 1B.

My bad.

Wouldn’t mind him in left, but that would put DeRosa into an IF position with I do not want.

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

what the hell is he doing with that finger at the top of that gun? that’s asking for pain.

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by DrStankus on Dec 30, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably up and away from the slide.

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Jorge Cantu

WTF! wouldn’t Cantu have been a better fit than DeRosa?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Dec 30, 2009 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

No

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

To elaborate

He isn’t any better of a hitter than DeRosa (probably worse) and he’s a horrible and much less versatile defender. Pass.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh and he costs players + money, rather than just money.

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by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Cantu?

Can not!

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 30, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

no, why can’t YOU?

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cantu?

More like Nothanks-tu!

Did I do that right?

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by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If you were just to stick him at first & let Pablo play third? Maybe (not counting the players it would cost to acquire him)

As a decent hitter who can play multiple positions? No.

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by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you mean to say he’s…….wait for it………..versatile?

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Jorge! Can't you see?

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by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No

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by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Cantu? Na

(Get it? “can tuna”)

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Cantu is a much bigger risk than DeRosa. When the Cardinals were looking to add hitting for the playoff run, I promise you no one was inquiring about Jorge Cantu.

by parisspleen13 on Dec 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

OT: does someone have on hand that sabean quotation about how the giants couldn’t sign vlad cause of all the other players they signed?

thanks

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 30, 2009 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

He’s probably busy dodging alligators at the moment.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And eating boiled peanuts.

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No boiled peanuts so far

But we are having ribs, collard greens, and hoppin’ john for dinner. That’s pretty southern!

I haven’t had much time for MCC, though. We’re in this odd sort of limbo right now where we don’t have anything to do, but we also have no time.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

Well then. Let me just casually mention KIM BATISTE!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 30, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you're not suggesting

the DeRosa and LaRoche money should have been combined to buy someone better. That would hurt Brain’s feelings.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

no

but I have my eyes on the Zito/Rowand money.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

found it

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Jim] Brower, [Scott] Eyre, [Matt] Herges, [Dustin] Hermanson, [Brett] Tomko, [A.J.] Pierzynski, [Pedro] Feliz, [J.T.] Snow, [Jeffrey] Hammonds, [Dustan] Mohr and [Michael] Tucker—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 30, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This

needs to become my sig.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 31, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Frandsen

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 30, 2009 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

WTFRANDSEN

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

and his look-ma-no-hands jump in the air after a home run

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

with some luck

he could be your 2010 SS

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And for his jazz hands

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Why am I not surprised by this:

–DeRosa had other offers, but other teams saw him more as a contingency plan. DeRosa said he always enjoyed playing in San Francisco and the Giants showed the greatest interest in him. "I was just tired of being a lot of team’s plan B," he said. "I wanted to go to a place where I felt comfortable and the team wanted me and needed me to be productive. I just felt this was a good spot. I didn’t want to wait around and get caught in a situation where I’d have to go somewhere I didn’t want to go."

The Giants outbidding and overvaluing marginal players? Go on….

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 30, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

THis sounds familiar

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants: Where your trash is our marginal upgrade!

by Wazl on Dec 31, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

From MLB Trade Rumors

NL West Moves

Diamondbacks

    * Acquired/Re-signed: Tony Abreu, Aaron Heilman, Carlos Corporan, T.J. Beam, Drew Macias, Edwin Jackson, Ian Kennedy, Zach Kroenke, Bob Howry, Jeff Bailey, Brandon Webb, Rodrigo Lopez
    * Lost: Doug Slaten, Yusmeiro Petit, Alex Romero, Trent Oeltjen, Ryne White, Scott Maine, Daniel Schlereth, Max Scherzer, Josh Whitesell

Rockies

    * Acquired/Re-signed: Rafael Betancourt, Matt Belisle, Randy Flores, Juan Rincon, Matt Wilhite, Ryan Harvey, Paul Phillips
    * Lost: Joel Peralta, Matt Murton, Jason Marquis, Mike McCoy, Garrett Atkins

Dodgers

    * Acquired/Re-signed: Doug Mientkiewicz, Carlos Monasterios, Armando Zerpa, Josh Towers, Jamey Carroll, Jon Link, John Ely, Angel Berroa, Justin Miller, Luis Ayala
    * Lost: Tony Abreu, Randy Wolf, Juan Castro, Juan Pierre, Mitch Jones

Padres

    * Acquired/Re-signed: Radhames Liz, Dusty Ryan, Jackson Quezeda, Chris Stewart, Chris Denorfia
    * Lost: Eulogio de la Cruz, Eliezer Alfonzo, Drew Macias, Luis Rodriguez, Henry Blanco

Giants

    * Acquired/Re-signed: Steve Johnson, Mark DeRosa, Tony Pena Jr., Joe Borchard
    * Lost: Justin Miller, Bob Howry, Brad Penny, Ryan Sadowski

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

We resigned Joe Borchard?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So he…was a minor league free agent?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry I didn’t know
I saw him play against the River Cats and he seemed like a career minor leaguer but I suppose there’s no harm in resigning him if he doesn’t cost that much anyways

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he will be in Fresno taking up space again.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

and Tony Pena Jr?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, apparently he pitches now

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

weird

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

BIG SAD

I still can’t get over losing Sadowski.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey he’s racking up the cash in Korea
relatively speaking

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Tae Haminguk!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

We quit Joe Borchard?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish we could.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Add Uribe to the Ginats and Kelly Joihnson to the Diamondbacks

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Dodgers!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

the dodgers and d’backs have gotten worse. I guess the Rockies are worse for having lost Marquis, even if I always expect that guy to implode. The Padres are treading water.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but they still have CarGo and Fowler who are expected to be even better this year. Fowler especially

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I was trying to set all that kind of stuff aside. That gets complicated.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate the damn rockies. I hate the damn Colorado teams.
God and effing Todd Helton is a billion years old and still plays well.

I think our main problem next year are gonna be the rockies

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You hate God?

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

my mistake.
it’s supposed to be read as
(Oh my) God! and (I hate) fricking Todd Helton too! He’s a billion years old and still plays well!

ha. ha.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They forgot about Eric Hacker!

He’s the key to winning the WS

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS SIGN HACKER LOL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 30, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And that guy that doesn't exist

from the DR

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 30, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Duanel Jones?

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll find out soon won’t we? He’ll probably start at Low A?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s 16, so he’ll probably start in the Dominican Summer League and move to short season in the states in 2011.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap on a stick
where’d you get that info?

(not questioning you, i just couldn’t google that _)

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the usual progression and what they did with Rafael Rodriguez, if I’m not mistaken. A year of actual coaching (and continued physical maturation) in the DR, then move to the States in a low-stakes, short-season league before you toss the still-teenage prospect into a full-season league against college players.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, you have to remember that the elite Latin prospects are usually 16 (or claim to be). The elite prospects in the US and Asia are 18-22. 22 is a lot older and it would be pretty unfair to expect a 16 year-old who has never been in a strength and conditioning program to succeed against guys that played at elite college programs for three or four years. Even high school kids in the US have more consistent access to coaching and exercise facilities. Plus, there are all kinds of cultural factors that make it sensible to make the transition a little more gradual than just throwing a kid into low-A ball.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you know, I’ve never heard of any players from the DR have cultural factors or any outside factors for that matter effect his rise to the big leagues

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never heard big leaguers talk about it, either, but you’d have to think that moving to a foreign country and learning a new language while learning how to play a professional sport at a high level against other talented professionals has to be challenging. It would be interesting to what that process was like.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That was complete tongue in cheek.

RIP Villallona

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh

I’ll miss hearing about him this year. Still, I really would like to hear a player like Omar Vizquel talk about the transition to playing in the States. I bet it would be very enlightening.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 31, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What the heck is Ken Burns doing now days? He should be all over that. Do letters or interviews from a few generations running.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 31, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s actually doing a “10th inning” baseball doc, not sure how it’s going though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 31, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds pretty sweet. I hope it turns out well.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 31, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks a lot bro, I really didn’t know that

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson gets one year, $2.3 million from the Diamondbacks. I think it’s pretty likely that Kelly Johnson outplays DeRosa over the next couple of years.

by Evan on Dec 30, 2009 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

especially based on his injury plagued 224/303/389 line from last year!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This is really getting to be worse than the 2006-07 off season.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez too.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean this is rediclolous
  • Kelly Johnson is about as good as Freddy Sanchez, and is 4 years younger.
  • Ryan Garko is about as good as Mark DeRosa (maybe better, considering DeRosa pushes Pablo to 1B), and is 6 years younger.
  • Milton Bradley is about as good as Johnny Damon (who apparently people want us to sign), and is 4 years younger (though more injury-prone).

Kelly Johnson costs $2.3M (and would have almost definitely signed for, say, 2 years $7M). Ryan Garko will cost about $2.5M (and would have signed for 2 years $7M). Bradley will cost $6M over two years and a shitty pitcher.

Freddy Sanchez will cost $12M over two years. Mark DeRosa will cost $12M over two years. An optimistic projection for Damon is $14M over two years (what the Yankees offered him).

Our optimistic projection is that we’ll only pay $38M over two years for what we could have easily had for $20M and a shitty pitcher.

Unless shitty pitchers are the new market inefficiency, that’s $9M a year wasted on nothing. That money is what it would cost to sign the top-3 Latin prospects available both this year and in 2011.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep seeing the words Ridiculous and Caliber spelled wrong. I only started noticing it in the last month, but it bothers me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It bothers the hell out of me, as well, and has done so for about a year.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Year of spelling dangerously.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

With Mel Gibson?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S-L-Y

So what’s next year’s word?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 31, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

forensics

s-u-c-k-m-y-a-s-s

forensics

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2010 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I always see them improperly capitalized.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 31, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just emphasizing them as Words and was too lazy to use quotes or italics.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

And I’m apparently not going to stop doing it either.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hLOLowtheyscored

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 31, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I…didn’t even use Caliber.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I know… it’s just been bugging me. Why do people spell it Calibur?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Legend Will Never Die!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 31, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

To bug you.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Soul Calibur!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Jan 1, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Or I guess from Excalibur?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Jan 1, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

THE SOUL STILL BURNS

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Jan 1, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson can’t replace Bengie in our lineup only DeRosa can do that!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

I don’t want to speak too soon, but I think my computer is fixed!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

No more spinny rainbow wheel?

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had it on for a couple hours now and not a one. And Firefox is running perfectly!

It took completely wiping the hard drive clean and the reinstalling everything, but I’ll take it!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I get the wheel sometimes but only for a few seconds. I just think I need to increase my RAM.

Keep you fingers crossed!

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 30, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Before, it was every 15-30 minutes and it lasted about a full 1-2 minutes, so I feel like I’m kind of standing on pins and needles waiting for it to happen, but so far, so good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Say no to the technicolor sphincter!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

did you check the disc with the diskutils while you were reformatting it? that happened to me once, and it was a hard drive that was failing

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 30, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at first when we were checking the disk, it didn’t show up anything bad. But we were trying to just reinstall OS X and Snow Leopard last night, but the Software Update somehow got screwed up and whatever was wrong with the Hard Drive finally became obvious (it flat out said it was corrupted, said Disk Util couldn’t fix it, etc). So we wiped it clean to factory settings and reinstalled everything and it’s been running great since then.

You were, of course, right all along! And I have to thank you, without your advice, we might not have known what direction to go in. (And I’m glad we ended up fixing it ourselves.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What's a "network controller"?

MY last OS transfusion seems to have come up without one.

My govt. IT guy said there’s be issues with repeated washings, but what’s a (broke) mother to do?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 31, 2009 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess it won’t be having any little computers now.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I finally got a new computer for Christmas. The old one I had used to lag during the open game threads.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Installing dingerz.exe?

Your bench player is our #5 hitter!!!

by Mr. Angry on Dec 30, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

JUAN URIBE

AS I SUSPECTED

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Dec 30, 2009 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

In the library with the candlestick?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 30, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

In the clubhouse with the buffet tongs.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Dec 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch

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Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 30, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

In the clubhouse with the hair clippers

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Communism is a red herring.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Peacock was a man????

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

haha!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 30, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

lol!

the RSS feed for McC on my yahoo page has a little pic and it’s just the horse beaters arm going up and down.

amusing.

by WTF on Dec 30, 2009 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

Via Steve Frisaro on MLB.com

The DeRosa signing certainly seems to put to rest any speculation that the Giants are still interested in Uggla. Now, the Giants are still searching for a power bat, but Uggla doesn’t appear to be a fit. I expect the Marlins to be very active in January, re-signing their arbitration-eligible players and exploring trades for Uggla and reliever Renyel Pinto.

There remains a chance Uggla can sign with the Marlins, but even if it reaches that point, look for the club to still explore trade options. The closer we get to the start of Spring Training, the more willing teams may be to make a deal. It will be interesting to see if the Marlins sign Uggla, bring him to Spring Training and look to complete a trade before Opening Day. Once teams are in Spring Training, there may be some injuries that re-open a market for Uggla.

How does someone with seemingly no knowledge of baseball write for MLB.com

by DFAAurillia on Dec 30, 2009 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah

Uggla is just as good a fit as any other infielder… that’s the point of VERSATILITY

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d love Uggla in the lineup if only because he provides some “threat”, a poor man’s Jason Bay if you will, relatively speaking.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

by my calculations...

IF Uribe’s deal is in the $4m range

Than the Giants payroll NOT COUNTING Lincecum, Wilson & Dirty’s salaries is at approx $70 million dollars.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

*Then, dammit

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re lucky Mayor isn’t around.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the following progression is likely:

dump Lewis and Frandsen
send Bowker to AAA,
sign Reed Johnson to platoon with Schierholtz.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Bowker still have options?

I thought he was out, but I could be misremembering.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 30, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you’re right. I am not sure how to find that out, though.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 30, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he is out of options.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

By my count, he still has one, but I don’t have confirmation on that.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 30, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming he was not put on the 40-man roster until 2008 when he was called up for the first time, he still has an option left. He would not have needed to be added to the 40-man roster until after the 2007 season (started at S-K in 2004), so it seems pretty clear that he must have an option left.

It shouldn’t matter because he should be getting plenty of major league PAs. But it is the Giants, so since they’re not going to play him anyway he should go to Fresno and work on carrying the mail.

by taliesin on Dec 30, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that Bowker deserves another shot, even if his batting average and power don’t miraculously return, if he can lay off those breaking balls, he’ll get on base much easier

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Matt Holliday won’t talk to anyone offering less than 18m a year

GIT R DUN SABES!

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 30, 2009 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

Sabes still has to kick the tires first.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 30, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If he would do like 4 at 18 per, I would be interested, but I’m pretty sure he wants 6-8 years which NO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 30, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd consider 4 or 5 years

but nothing beyond that

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Dec 30, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d do 6. But it’s out of the budget now.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 30, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

we wouldnt be the only team able to pay 4 seasons at 18 per

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

watching MLB Network and boy is Joe Magrane a big fella

by wilriv21 on Dec 30, 2009 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

I think everyone here

should change their user name to Monta to simplify things.

by Into the Void on Dec 30, 2009 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

por que?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

There seem to be a ton of people here with some form of Monta in their user name.

by Into the Void on Dec 30, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we’re being invaded by GSOM.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Is monta a player? forgive my ignorance haha

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

yep

he’s a guard for the Warriors.

by Into the Void on Dec 30, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a sports team of some sort?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 30, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

thanks for that

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Joke’s on them when he gets traded in a year!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s Monté … at least that’s what I hear. Surely Monta isn’t pronounced Monté.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 30, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Antawn Jamison and Brett Favre would like a word with you.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 31, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Chaos!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 31, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yo

The rockies are gonna sign Olivo to a one year deal
I don’t think he poses much of a threat to us

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha that crosses one guy off your list, don’t it?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

A reason Uribe contract and removal the threat Olivio threat in the same day? This day has not equal in this off season!

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants don’t side Bay to a 7 year, $126 million contract?

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

On his career

Olivio has 2 more walks than home runs.

2!

What the fuck is that?

And that’s WITH 12 IBBs! Fucking awful.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you begin to see why i fear him on this team?

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 30, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Much cheaper. If I thought Bochy would use him properly (mainly as Posey’s backup), I’d be fine with signing Olivo. But since that’s not gonna happen, it’s probably better to just go with Whiteside and Holm, who are crappy enough that there will be no real alternative to Posey.

by taliesin on Dec 30, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Torrealba

2 years/$6 million…Sabean style

by TBRMKane on Dec 30, 2009 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

by then Jax will be ready and Posey will be playing a new position

by wilriv21 on Dec 30, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

Jax will take Posey place as the bullpen catcher and Posey will have the new position of starting catcher

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 30, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Believe the brother will never see a day at the major league level.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he will, but it may take 2 seasons at fresno. I don’t think he’ll stick. Eli Whiteside style.

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 30, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yamid Haad stylee!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Dec 31, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Saw him play with the Portland Beavers (Padres) 3A club.

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Jan 3, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

OT!

Listening to KNBR….

And this caller is going on about Eli Whiteside and how good he was. It makes me wonder. I think 90% of the people who call into talk radio shows to discuss baseball have horrible, horrible opinions. Is this one of those “everyone is a terrible driver but me” type of things — or are these people really just stupid?

by xanthan on Dec 30, 2009 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve only called in to KNBR once and that was to bitch about the stupid decisions Bochy’s made. I had to sit through some horrible ideas people had about the Giants’ lineup until my call was answered, so I’d say, yes, people really are that stupid.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 30, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

People are stupid. I’ve always found that the people who are most stupid are always the quickest to give their opinion.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree

I think it has something to do with not thinking before they speak

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Dec 30, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

http://gagne.homedns.org/~tgagne/contrib/unskilled.html

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree!

And I didn’t even have to think twice before agreeing with you

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, IMO… wait… er… nevermind.

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 31, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean those people who proposed Marvin Benard for Vlad Guerrero are stupid? NOOOOOO!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 30, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Although, the callers of Chicago sports shows are even stupider.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

he kawt a no-no!!!!!!!!!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 31, 2009 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I usually turn off KNBR whenever they start taking calls.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not like this guy… i listen to KNBR all the time, i love it… that’s where you laugh at the people calling in. Sometimes they’re good to listen to

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You also have stupid hosts.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMON BRUCE IS THE MAN!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants need to DO SOMETHING /Damon Bruce

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh like you could go onto the radio show for 5 days a week and figure out something to talk about… he’s just stirring the pot, getting people to talk

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not aspire to be a radio host. Irrelevant.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be a tough job, wouldnt it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps it would be easier for Damon if he actually knew about baseball before spewing a bunch of crap.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But that might damp his ability to spew!

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ehhhh, i dont really mind it, because it’s a SPORTS show, not JUST baseball

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I listen for

the Indiana U. sportsbar reviews.

Actually, he’s the ONLY host I immediately turn off, and given the lineup there (including the occasional FP appearance) that’s saying something.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, it’s not really saying something if you say it… IM JUST SAYING… but i listen to the show, obviously any guy doing a sports show is going to say something about how their sports teams are awesome… I don’t mind it, i’m a big 10 fan… not an Indiana fan, but a MIchigan fan, so it’s good to listen to something OTHER than Bay Area sports for a bit

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s not really saying something if you say it

Yes, it is.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

technically no… i’m just sayin

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That continues to mean nothing.

If you say it, own it. The words have left your lips. You said it.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, just because he/she turning a show off is saying something… doesnt mean it means something to me… Doesnt say anything to me if he/she turns the show off

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it does. It says to you that she doesn’t like the show.

Words mean things, PiKA. This is the point I am trying to make.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, this is very true, it’s not gonna stop me from listening to the show

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

reminds me of

Humpty-Dumpty and Alice

`The question is,’ said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

`The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master — that’s all.’

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 31, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

fail

I heard a half hour, and several calls, about sports bars in Bloomington as he re-lived his college days.

Boring midwest sports talk is boring. Ignorant sports talk is ignorant. The other guys are either covering some team or other (Fitz and Brooks), former jocks (Gary and Tolbert), or a broadcaster (Ralph). Dumbon has nothing to recommend him. With the exception of the morning frat boys, no one talks so much about “irrelevant” teams.

I think he’s the worst about screening callers too; I suspect he HAS to take some of them because his board is empty. The morning frat dudes have the same problem but fewer drunk callers.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Murph. Mac is about as useless an on-air personality as there ever was.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 31, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

meh

Too much golf, and they spent one morning talking about ball-shaving and vasectomies, which was the last time my radio alarm went off to them.

But they come off as actual fans of the teams they cover, particularly the Niners. And they sound awake at 5 or whenever they come on, which is good since they’re pretty much not going to get any callers.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually seem to only like Murph and Mac when they’re not talking about sports. Murph’s interviews are painful, and he’s always trying to either give an awful nickname to a local player that he likes or to unfairly criticize a local player that he doesn’t like.

Luckily, they go off on lots of tangents, so that keeps it relatively fresh, and there bits can be funny. I do wish they wouldn’t rely so much on their soundboards, though.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much, Fitz covers the Irish… Brooks is LSU…

But honestly, i don’t care about it. That’s just my opinion, there can only be so much talk about Bay Area sports… i like the diversity in what they talk about, where they cover the national sports talk and yea, Gary can get a little off topic and shows off a ton. But honestly, it doesnt bother me one bit since i would get very bored if every call that came in was about “oh yea, the giants need a hitter…” blah blah blah…

So with Damon, don’t care if he talks about Indiana, i’ll just sit in the car and talk about how they suck, because IU has not done shit in the past couple years, they blow in Football and basketball lately hasn’t been good

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

SIGN BENGIE!

I remember before the 09 season, he wanted callers to predict whether would be over/under .280 average, 20 HR, 100 RBI. Because those are really the only stats that matter.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I would respect Damon Bruce if he actually believed what he said. I don’t think he does. He is saying it just to say it.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s audience baiting, he just wants a reaction…go pander some place else.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

EXACTLY! everyone does that

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s annoying… it’s too freaking shallow and moronic.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s where you have the option of changing the station for a bit… there can be tooooo much KNBR, that’s where i switch it to live 105, or something like that

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t listened to Bruce in years. I mean I might catch a few minutes, like I did today when I couldn’t get to the radio fast enough… but no. There are some real controversial issues in sports: salary caps, overtime rules, head shots, BCS, instant replay, playoff structures, ideal rosters etc etc… you don’t need to make up a bunch of bullshit just to stir a fictional pot.

I’m sorry my feeling is that if you get PAID to be informed about sports and talk about them for a living… you should spend your time trying to discuss actual issues, not ones you pull out of your ass to piss people off.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, but they really do catch those topics, today they talked about overtime rules, and there’s some interesting concepts people come up with

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

that's kind of the KNBR schtick

Gary doesn’t talk about sports much, if at all, either. But he does that by talking nonsense rather than “pretending” to be dumb.

I think the midday show is the most sports-focused one, but in general I think it’s supposed to be beer commercial guys swilling in the basement with their “bros”; the programs let those who lack that aspect in their life can tune in for a while to listen.

Dumbon B. isn’t even good for that; he’s the guy everyone moves away from at the bar so that they don’t have to hear his “opinions”.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Mid day is definitely all sports. Fitz and brooks is all sports, they have guys come onto the show and talk… Bruce is more all opinion, but that doesnt bother me much

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Barbieri is moron but he believes what he says and I respect that.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If what you say is stupid, at least believe in it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

Ralph is more blowhard than idjit. He has an MBA! From Penn!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate that schtick. It’s too easy. Subtlety is a lot harder.

by kdl on Dec 30, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hellooo-O he caught a no hitter didn’t he? That means he’s a Soopah Stah!!!

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And he hit that grand slam that one time! Hellooooo!

by kdl on Dec 30, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Seer-E-ously!
Sign him for 10 years 10 bizillion dollars.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And throw in some extra for his HAIR.

by kdl on Dec 30, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, only about 1% of the people listening to a talk show ever even try to call in. My favorites are the regulars who use crappy nicknames and seem to have a prepared statement to read off once they are on. I hate Jim Rome so I don’t listen often but his callers are the worst/best.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 31, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

RACK THAT GUY!

Gary says every word on Rome is scripted. FWIW, especially since Mr. Radish pretty much does the same show on radio and TV every day (“like I said on KRON last night…”).

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I know he has writers to think up some jokes at least. I wouldn’t be suprised if the majority of the show is scripted.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 31, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say most people are stupid

But all people know very little about most things. I mean, of all the fields there are, in how many would you consider yourself a relative “expert”? I basically got baseball, musical theory, and Israeli history (I’d add Premier League Football, world geography, and American history, but that’s already kinda pushing it). That’s nothing. In everything else, I’m a complete moron.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sexpert.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You misspelled Expert there.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I’ll be damned.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Jan 2, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And from what I've experienced

Most people could learn so much more in their areas of “expertise.” It’s ridiculous the amount of information and knowledge that’s out there.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Jan 1, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

this would take experts of a very high caibre

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

damnit

calibre

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Claire:

DeRosa comes to the Giants after three straight trips to the playoffs, twice with the Chicago Cubs and last year with the Cardinals. DeRosa’s knack for getting into postseason play clearly wasn’t lost on Sabean. After all, that’s where he wants to find his Giants in 2010.

OMG GUYS WE ARE HEADING TO THE PLAYOFFS!

Fred Claire was a member of the Los Angeles Dodgers from 1969-98, serving the team as Executive Vice-President and general manager. He is the author of “Fred Claire: My 30 Years in Dodger Blue” This story was not subject to the approval of Major League Baseball or its clubs.

by Unitard on Dec 30, 2009 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

If we’re going by that, then the Nationals are also going to the playoffs since they signed Jason Marquis

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 30, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He is the author of "Fred Claire: My 30 Years in Dodger Blue"

Well of course he wrote that…who else would?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 30, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Claire: His 30 Years in Dodger Blue?

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz: Our 30 Years in Dodger Blue

by sfoakbay on Dec 31, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Seaplane Lawyer!

They probably interned together with the Gashouse Gang

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

After all, that’s where he wants to find his Giants in 2010.

As opposed to all the other GMs, who want their teams to suck.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 30, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, in Claire’s defense, many people may not understand that the Giants are actually aiming for the post-season.

I mean, Sabean’s extension, Bochy’s extension, our handling of position player prospects, recent trades, the organization’s penchant for old, declining players… If I didn’t know any better, I’d say we’re trying to dodge the post-season.

by Wazl on Dec 31, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

SHIFT A!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH THE GIANTS!!!! URIBE AND DEROSA!!!! WE WIN

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS ON RIGHT NOW!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Lolzona.

Pac-10 fail.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

People don’t get that the Pac 10 sucks

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Take that back mang!

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummmm, YEA USC!!…. UCLA?? vs. Temple?? wow the pac 10 blows

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon should stomp tOSU

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by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so. Ohio State has done a solid choke job for the past couple of years.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s common for OSU to choke against top 10 teams or top 25 teams

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t get the repeated OSU love even after they keep choking.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Notre Dame just always sucks, ever since they lost Holtz, they’ve fucked themselves

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet people are always talking about putting them in BCS games at the start of every season.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN, that’s what happens

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Signing Weis to that long an extension was just begging for trouble.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Lou Holtz said in August that Notre Dame would go undefeated.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Lou always says stupid shit, he’s old and pretty stupid

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

and drunk

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by Viliphied on Dec 30, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, this is very true

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Spend a few days in Ohio and you’ll figure it out… i hate them

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But from people who aren’t in Ohio? Why does the national media do it?

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Because it’s OSU, ohio state is football, so i mean there’s a problem if they’re not good, it’s like USC when they suck

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one of the few problems I have with college sports. The national media seems to think there’s a problem with the whole sport (or conference) if the power teams aren’t any good or aren’t as good as the national media says they [the teams] are. I don’t think that’s a problem. I think it’s good because then we get to see different teams in the big games and get to learn about other coaches and programs. But Dr Lou disagrees with me, so I must be wrong.

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by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, pretty much THIS. I have no idea how USC got into the top 25, they didn’t deserve it… OSU did not deserve being that high in the top 25… but college football needs the big named teams to get people to watch the games. I also want to see the smaller schools in some of these bowl games… Bowling green Idaho? That was a good game

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Gutsy 2 point try at the end of the game.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t watch much of it… but i did see the final score and the kick off return

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Could have kicked a PAT to tie it and go to OT but the Idaho coach decided to go for 2 and the win.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Idaho won that game, right?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, the decision paid off. It makes sense—go for 2, and you probably have a ~70% chance of making it; go for the tie, and you probably have a 50% chance of winning.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, in my opinion, when you’re the home team… this was a bowl game, so that’s irrelevant. BUt if you’re the home team, you go for the win rather than the tie… it’s different when you’re away

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t see what Idaho did much though.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i didn’t see the game….

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. It’s a strategy to minimize the blame for when it fails. Honestly though, what’s the percent chance of converting on something like 4th and 2 or where you just need two yards—70%? That would suggest that going for the deuce is always the better play, given that 70% * 2 points = 1.4 points gained (on average), rather than ~ 100% * 1 point < 1.4 points.

Obviously the deuce is the higher variance play, but if I had to guess, it’s probably the right one (at least numbers wise).

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No

The conversion rate in both college and the pros is around 50%, On average you don’t gain anything by going for two. Of course, that’s “on average.” Any individual game situation might have greater or lower chances of success.

by taliesin on Dec 31, 2009 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

remember

THE Ohio State University is one of the biggest in the country; that’s a lot of alumni pumped out every year. Plus, there’s no pro football teams in the state for anyone to follow (Merope will never find this comment buried here anyways).

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Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of my coworkers follow the Steelers.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2009 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck the Steelers, they’re a class organization, but man, their fans are assholes

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

but it’s kinda hard to find an organization which doesn’t have a-hole fans

by sfoakbay on Dec 31, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Us giants fans aren’t A-holes!!! so true, yea, we’re bullshit

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. I dont really think you can say one group of fans is smarter or meaner than another. Except ive heard Philidelphia fans are terrible.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 31, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard that too, Philly fans have no heart

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

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by sfoakbay on Jan 1, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

they would never dowse an opponent in beer.

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by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont really think you can say one group of fans is smarter or meaner than another.

I don’t know – I think teams do tend to form cultures around them. You’d be hard-pressed, for example, to find Pirates fans as arrogant as some Yankee fans tend to be, for example.

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by jcb9 on Jan 1, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant in Ohio

but I’m surprised there are a lot of Steelers fans there, if that’s what you’re saying.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. And having sucky teams will do that. In fact, there are more Detroit Tigers fans in these parts than you’d initially think, as well.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually used to like Detroit when they sucked… But then a ton of fans showed up when they went to the playoffs a few years ago…. that’s when i said, fuck Detroit

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That happens to all teams, including the Giants.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 31, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, pretty much… i mean, i liked the Tigers growing up, even going to a game where they played the giants… wore a tiger jersey… but yep, this pretty much happens all over… Fairweather fans

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But to speak specifically to the Steelers

Pittsburgh is only 30 min or so from the eastern border of Ohio, and lots of people in Central Ohio are appalachian transplants who left to find work once the steelmills closed.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree dude, you’re in Columbus, so you totally understand the fact that NOBODY is really a Browns fan, and Bengal fans are just starting to show up right now

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

so

I take it the new fake Browns didn’t pick up all the old Browns fans? Or do people in Central OH just not like Cleveland?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 1, 2010 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Umm, people in central Ohio just dont like Cleveland, and who would, they suck… Bengals have been slightly more successful, since Cleveland have lost their team once in the past

by PiKAgiant on Jan 1, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

twice

your Cleveland Rams

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 1, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No way, wow, go figure

by PiKAgiant on Jan 1, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

it really makes no sense

Every year the big ten goes to the rose bowl or the national championship to get a giants beat down and every year the national media acts like the big ten is THE conference behind the sec. It really is a shame we never got to see the Florida USC matchup in the last 3 that would have been the true national championship game

by superk1ng on Dec 30, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope so! i can’t stand the fucking Buckeyes, i’m a Wolverine fan myself… but also a fresno state fan… i’m almost forced to watch Cal football, it sucks

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry. That does suck.

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Only Kevin Riley and most of the defense.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That team isn’t very good

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not true at all. They weren’t a top 25 team this year, but they’ve deserved to be nationally ranked pretty much every year that Tedford has been here outside of this one. This year they lost a lot of people on defense and on the offensive line, and Kevin Riley played about 10% as well as anybody thought he was going to. If any of those areas improve, and they’re more than likely to improve, they’ll be in the top 25 again next year.

On top of which, Vereen really came of age this year, the receivers got a lot better over the course of the year, and as far as I know Best hasn’t decided to leave yet.

The future of the program is fairly bright.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Is/was Mr. Riley projected to make it to the NFL? I don’t follow these things.

by non sequitur on Dec 30, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s shown flashes but never took the step forward that everybody thought he would. It’s definitely possible that everything could click for him next year but I wouldn’t count on it.

by superk1ng on Dec 30, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that before this year he was on long-term radars, but he struggled to win the job last season from what can only be described as a damaged Nate Longshore, and then even accepting his struggles last year this was the year that he was should have started to fulfill his potential.

Unfortunately, he crumbled against virtually every quality opponent he faced and pretty much looked terrible outside of a few select moments. His QB rating at the end of the year? 128.7. Just shows how terrible that stat really is.

He definitely has the talent to succeed in college, and he has occasionally played up to it, but he’ll have to make pretty extreme strides next year to make it back onto anybody’s draft board.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

kevin riley is epitomizes "meh"

i’m definitely not expecting anything big out of him next year

by sfoakbay on Dec 31, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither am I at this point.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to Big Game and Vereen was unbelievable. I am excited to see what he can do next year.

by kdl on Dec 30, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve argued that Vereen this year was even better than (healthy) Best was this year. If both come back next season it’s going to absolute chaos on the ground.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i wish they’d do more wildcat plays, with both vereen and best. they really need to get the ball into their playmakers’ hands. the best thing is that there really us no dropoff from best to vereen

by sfoakbay on Dec 31, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The Wildcat plays they did tended to suck though.

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by groug on Dec 31, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Top 25? oh NICE! I’m just trying to find a team they’ve played top 25 out of conference… i’m just wondering. I would hope that Best would stay an extra year since he didn’t have the opportunity to play a few games due to concussions

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You act like non-conference schedules are typically grueling for good teams. Of the top five teams in the nation, only Alabama played a ranked non-conference opponent. I guess all of those teams really suck, too.

And off the top of my head, in the last few years Cal has played Tennessee more than once. So there’s at least one.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

WIth Alabama though, they have SEC, so i mean, every team they play is just top 25… But see, with CAL, i just feel every year it’s some dumb bowl game, like the Pacific life holiday bowl… or the one they went to this year… I haven’t seen them play in a big bowl game in a while.

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost half of the Pac-10 was in the top-25 this year, and more than half of the conference appeared in the top-25 at one point. In fact, The Pac-10 had more top-25 teams this year than the SEC did.

As far as Cal and bowl games goes, the fact that they haven’t made a major bowl isn’t really a valid knock against them. They’ve knocked on the Rose Bowl’s door a few times this decade, and they’ve come a hell of a long way from the absolute futility that were the Tom Holmoe years.

Also consider the fact that they still don’t have modern or adequate athletic facilities for the team, nor do they have the money or the clout of USC, and the program is really doing quite well.

I never said they were a top-10 team. They’ve probably only been a top-10 team once in the recent past. But a top-25 team? Oh yeah, they’ve been that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, for some reason i don’t see CAL in a big bowl game, that is what i’m saying. But this is true considering the fact they have come a long way, i haven’t really followed the program much.

They do need a new stadium, or a renovate it.

They were a top 10 team a few times haven’t they? But what i think is disappointing is that i never see them in a big bowl game, is it the fact they cant finish? or what’s up with it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more likely just the fact that there aren’t that many big bowl games, and that the one Cal has the best chance of ever getting to is the Rose Bowl. With USC in conference, it’s been very difficult for any Pac-10 team to make a Rose Bowl appearance just because lately (this year excluded), if USC isn’t in the National Championship, then they are in the Rose Bowl.

The other part is that they haven’t had consistent QB play since Aaron Rodgers. Ayoob was a disaster, Longshore looked like an absolute stud before he ripped his ankle into tiny little bits, and he never seemed to recover psychologically from that, and Riley ended up being a massive disappointment this year. Really, with the poor QB play the team has had since Rodgers, it really is a testament to the strength of the defense and the running game that they’ve been so highly ranked the last few years.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it… I mean, i am getting sick of the same thing ever year, it’s always USC in the rose bowl, but finally this year it’s Oregon… Cal just ends up in the same bowl, which is not a BCS bowl game like what the Rose Bowl is… but anyway, you’re basically talking to a guy that’s a Michigan fan, and boy, that’s a very bad situation with Rich Rod… plus a Bulldog fan… the Redhawks? they just flat out SUCK

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the problem is that the pre-season polls consistently over rank Cal. Everyone should know that this team is not going to be good with Riley as the Quarterback, he just simply can’t get it done. He has not had one good game against a quality opponent.

by aaroncallagher on Dec 31, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The Pac-10 was pretty weak this year compared to some of the other years in the recent past, but it’s one of the premier conferences in the nation.

It wouldn’t benefit so much financially from the BCS if it wasn’t.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… i’m not a big fan of the Pac 10, it’s MEH, hence why i’m a fresno state fan… not like that conference is any better… same with the Big 10… SEC is just awesome

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all cyclical.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 30, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks hockey is on right now…vs Ovechkin’s gang is in town.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ovechkin is so so so so so good, love watching him play

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yay, something we agree on.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We agree on alot of things, but you just oversee it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean should have run DeRosa in.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

He needed to pad his stats so he decided to throw DeRosa instead.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 30, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Lil Joe!

I keep hearing that goalies name as Zoidberg.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Good to see Mitchell getting in there, he had a really bad broken leg thing going on last season.

by Merope on Dec 30, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully he isn’t hurt again…

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 30, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

LIL JOE X 2!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 30, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

PENALTY SHOTS FOR EVERYBODY!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 30, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Another pathetic showing.

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by djp4cal on Dec 30, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty common isn’t?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, yeah.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 30, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just being an ass hole to everybody out here since ALOT of people here love the Pac 10, when we talk basketball? it’s all about Saint Mary’s

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Shockingly, I take issue with your stance re: the Pac-10.

Pac-10 went 5-0 in bowls last year. This year they’re laying big, fat eggs all over the place.

At least the poor football performance is distracting the country from the abomination of a basketball season this year. Yeesh…

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by tedfordfan on Dec 31, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

So ummm, your Pac-10 is SUCKING THIS YEAR, that sucks… GO SAINT MARY’S, hopefully they go to the tourny this year… Bennett is a neighbor where i live at

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Really good coach and PiKAgiant neighbor. Who knew?

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by tedfordfan on Dec 31, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, CAL… umm… yea….

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, please. You understand. You’re a Giants fan.

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by tedfordfan on Dec 31, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea sure! Giants fans!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, the Pac-10 still has Stanford and Oregon to go this year. Redemption can still be had.

And UCLA DID win their bowl game.

/weak argument.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

SMC already beat Oregon AT Oregon, peace

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

The teams didn’t play this year….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, are we talking about basketball? I thought we were still talking about bowl games.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Ehhhh, i guess it just changes…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

My argument:

The MWC is pretty strong this year and our 4th- and 5th-best teams played against their 2 and 3.

Doesn’t account for the Arizona game though…so yeah.

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by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Barry Bonds

Do you ever think we’ll see another player who posts a 1.0+ OPS one year and can’t get a contract the next?

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 30, 2009 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe if you include guys with, like, fewer than 10 plate appearances for the year.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Not on the Giants!

by speckops on Dec 30, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t because that will mean the player will walk a lot. You can’t have that, cheating the game and all.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 30, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds: not a true Giant because he lacks gritty veteran gamerness.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 30, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, cheats the game. True Giants never cheat the game.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 30, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, not versatile. All great Giants know how to suck while playing multiple positions.

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by cornball on Dec 31, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

New for 2010

bigger lockers, so they can all fit their multiple fielding gloves. You know, the ones made of iron.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

:D

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by shanghaijim on Dec 31, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Get your mind out of the gutter.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

:D~

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 31, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

REALLY THIS IS 1ST PLACE HAS NO ONE LOOKED AT JUAN URIBE STATS. AND ADAM LAROCHE WAS ON THE BRAVE NOT THE PIRATES HIS BROTHER ANDY PLAYS FOR THE PIRATES. IF YOU GUYS READ UP ON HOLLIDAY HE DOESNT LIKE IT IN SF. DEROSA IS NOT BAD BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THE LINE UP THAT MUCH BETTER THERE STILL NEED TO BE A LEAD OFF HITTER VELEZ HAD ABOUT TWO GOOD WEEKS AND THEN FELL OFF. WHO IS GOING TO HIT 3RD SANCHEZ IS NOT A 3 HOLE GUY AND THEY SHOULD OF HELD OFF ON SIGNING HIM SO FAST BECAUSE WE COULD OF HAD HUDSON WHO IS A GOOD LEAD OFF HITTER AND HE HAS A GOOD GLOVE . ROWAND NOT A 3 HOLE GUY EITHER HE IS MORE 6TH OR 7TH EVEN THOUGH SABEAN PAYS HIM LIKE A CLEAN UP HITTER. EDGAR IS MUCH OF ANYTHING ANYMORE SO WHERE DOES HE GO

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 30, 2009 10:33 PM PST reply actions  

Edgar isnt* much of anything

just sayin’

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 30, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Edgar could go ride the pine?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

SO YOU’RE NOT SAYING!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING MAN?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just saying so you’re not saying.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 30, 2009 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhh, why didn’t you just say so

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT I"M JUST SAYING

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 31, 2009 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Shut up

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 31, 2009 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING MAN?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

SAY IT DON’T SPRAY IT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 31, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

but thats what im saying!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 31, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’M STILL NOT SURE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

by sfoakbay on Dec 31, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I get it!

Grant is really a reflection of us, as we are a reflection of him!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Boy, are we ugly!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 31, 2009 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, speak for yourself.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, that is one creepy kid… where’d you get that picture?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

My sister scanned it and posted it on her facebook.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. First his boss sneaks onto his account from time to time and now MLB Trade Rumors posters hack his account.

Two words, my friend: online security…

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 31, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny how people actually write like this. This paragraph would take most people a lot of effort to be able to write so horribly.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 31, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Super non-credible rumor of the twitter world
Former Mariners 3B Adrian Beltre headed to NL West team. http://bit.ly/5ep76T #MLB #Rumors #freeagency #money #NL
  8:34 AM Dec 29th from web

The link has nothing to do with this rumor, so I consider this supreme unsubstantiated rumor of no linkage.

http://twitter.com/benmaller

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 30, 2009 10:47 PM PST reply actions  

There is nobody more credible in the sports biz than Ben Maller!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 30, 2009 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

On good terms, I wouldn’t mind Beltre, really. I’d rather have LaRoche, but whatever.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2009 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

As for why

His defense is awesome, and it pushes DeRosa to LF. He seems like a decent chance at an offensive rebound post-testicular-destruction, as well as the fact that he’d be moving to a more hitter-friendly park.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe Sabes can get him at the going rate 2yrs/$6M

by wilriv21 on Dec 31, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha

The price tag does scare me, admittedly. But he’s not one of those guys who’s a bad idea at any cost (like Dye or Pods). Beltre would be good at some costs, at least.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well said.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 31, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Just looked it up

and the guys only 30, which for this team is a baby. Kinda surprised me considering how long he’s been around. I guess I’m tentatively for it.

 Valid points btw

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Dec 31, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he came up early

I wouldn’t give him more than 3 years, but I wouldn’t be mad about giving him 3 years.

When a dude manages 2.4 WAR with offense as shitty as his was last year, he’s doing a lot of stuff right.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 31, 2009 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

this is kinda exciting

by Unitard on Dec 31, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I never paid - when he's done with the horse will he come after me?

Beat me, Big Daddy – eight to the bar…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 31, 2009 1:06 AM PST reply actions  

Hey i don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet but

Derosa wants to play shortstop?

The Associated Press reports San Francisco Giants IF Mark DeRosa cited pitching as a main reason why he signed a two-year contract with the organization. ‘That was one of the big overriding factors when I decided where wanted to play, the pitching factor,’ DeRosa said. ‘Pitching wins games.’ DeRosa also indicated a desire to play primarily at shortstop, although he said he is comfortable playing wherever asked.

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Dec 31, 2009 2:22 AM PST reply actions  

That was a joke, I think. He’s played a little SS in the majors, but he’s well below average as a second baseman, so I’m pretty sure he’s an awful shortstop. He could play there in the type of situation where Pedro Feliz plays catcher and Noah Lowry is in RF.

by taliesin on Dec 31, 2009 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he’s an awful shortstop

So, you’re saying he’s an upgrade? I agree! Get him in there posthaste!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably not a good thing that the DeRosa shortstop idea made me immediately like the signing more.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

why not Vladimir Guerrero?

for LF – give him a one contract with an option

"Once in awhile we get shown the light, in the strangest of places, if we look at it right" - Hunter/Garcia

by Bobeau on Dec 31, 2009 3:06 AM PST reply actions  

2004 called

they miss you :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 31, 2009 3:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: sig—we or you?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 31, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I was once shown the light in my butt, but I had to look at it in a mirror with a pair of polarized lenses after having my eyes dilated. So, based on that, I’m pretty sure it means “we.”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

facepalm

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 31, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Why not Babe Ruth??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 31, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah! He’ll be our DH

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 31, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants can win 93 games in 2010

This lineup could win the NL West?

Rowand should bat first
Sanchez should bat second
Sandoval should bat third
DeRosa should bat fourth
Uribe should bat fifth
Bowker or Schierholtz should bat sixth
Posey or Whiteside should bat seventh
Edgar should bat eight

by Dudmore on Dec 31, 2009 3:58 AM PST reply actions  

cannot wait until this team gets some speed since it is not hitting dingerz

by wilriv21 on Dec 31, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa

your cleanup hitter for the San Francisco Giants

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 31, 2009 4:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I just saved a lot of money

on car insurance Giants tickets and MLB TV packages!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

You need to get the MLB TV package to see some real teams.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t really matter where you put the deckchairs.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 5:58 AM PST up reply actions  

feng shui

You might want demons swirling around your cruise ship mister, but I’ll thank you to stay away from mine.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as the stairway doesn’t flow right out the front door, or the stove doesn’t face the sink directly, the deckchairs can be placed where they damn well please!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Feng shui? Is thta like a nose goblin?

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 31, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Feng shui

It means people will believe anything.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 31, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually...

I stopped believing everything once I moved my coffee table to the other side of the room.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

YOOOOOOOUUURR HEEEEEEERE
THERES NOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEAR

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 31, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but the rotation might be able to.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 31, 2009 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You actually think that Renteria won’t start? I have some beach-front property in Nebraska that you might be interested in.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 31, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Cubs to sign Byrd

Does that mean we will sign Pods?

by TBRMKane on Dec 31, 2009 9:27 AM PST reply actions  

Which Byrd?

Paul or Marlon?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Larry.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Big.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 31, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Robert.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 31, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop using my brain.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

/stops cracking walnuts with Lars’ brain, looks up and sighs.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 31, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Admiral.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Dec 31, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

omg WHY ARE YOU KEEPING HIM UP PAST MIDNIGHT this is a travesty

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 31, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

The Cubs had been discussing a trade for Pat Burrell, and Robert Byrd and he probably have similar range in LF.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

They should have just kept Milton Bradley.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Talk about bad locker room chemistry

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

GIS Locker Room Chemistry (#2)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 31, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Now the Cubs can all sing happily around a campfire as Marlon is putting up lesser numbers than Milton.

YAY CLUBHOUSE CHEMISTRY!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

And about half of the others are pictures of TO.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not half bad for the Cubs.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 31, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This irritates me because you may be correct.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants sign Pods...

It’s gonna be Ishikawa vs. Bowker vs. Lewis vs. Schierholtz vs. Torres vs. Velez in ST

by TBRMKane on Dec 31, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants will never make the playoffs :(

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

At least

The Giants will have a “real” leadoff hitter

by TBRMKane on Dec 31, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Rowand=Best leadoff hitter in the NL west, so suck it Dodgers

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Too bad

The Giants are too dumb to realize that

by TBRMKane on Dec 31, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it would be nice for them to understand that

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't understand why

The Giants want Panda to hit 4th…he’s much better hitting 3rd

by TBRMKane on Dec 31, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Sandoval would hit no matter where he was in the lineup.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Because in general you want your best hitter to hit fourth. And now that Bengie Molina is gone, Sandoval is clearly our best hitter.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the stat thingy was that the best hitter should hit second?

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You obviously haven’t taken the Bork factor into account

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 31, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

True, true.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve actually never heard that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only heard it in passing.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, thats’ the stathead CW.

for example see who the lineup optimizer usually has batting second

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 31, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The 4th hitter will have the most ABs with runners on base.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 31, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Runners on what now?

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 31, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Base, (n): the lower part of a wall, pier, or column considered as a separate architectural feature

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

and here I thought they were all going to enlist in the Army.

by Merope on Dec 31, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought convention was you wanted the dingerz guy fourth and your best pure hitter third… Clark/Mitchell, so to speak.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I usually consider third and fourth to be relatively interchangeable for “best hitter placement”. I don’t mind if somebody prefers having Sandoval bat third. It could very well be marginally better than having him bat fourth. But to be really distressed that he’s being asked to bat cleanup instead of third seems like a major overreaction to me.

And for what it’s worth, Sandoval is our best dingerz guy.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the guys who wrote “The Book” did an analysis that stated that the best hitter on the team should bat 2nd. Of course a lineup should be constructed in a descending OBP manner, so I don’t know how these two ideas jive.

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 31, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/3/17/795946/optimizing-your-lineup-by

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 31, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and there is a HILARIOUS Tony Pena, Jr. reference in there (if you are a disgruntled Giants fan – I know you are!!!)

/auto-defenestrates

something something jhiat00 will swindle

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 31, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how Scott hits third in the best lineup and the worst lineup.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

deckchairs

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 31, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Sandoval should be out third and fourth hitter… I was talking more generally about conventional wisdom.
I actually like him slightly better at third mainly for the extra at-bats and because I’d like him to have the attitude of ‘hit line drives all over the park’ rather than ‘hit it over the wall’, but it’s nothing I’d get worked up over, certainly…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This

I also lean towards him batting 3rd fro teh reason it might be possible to find 2 batters that get on base at decent clip ( even if rideing the hot hand) in the current crop of Gaitns. I have big problems thinkg the current crop has 3 such hitters to stick in front of Panda.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 31, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And for what it’s worth, Sandoval is our best only dingerz guy.

by sfoakbay on Dec 31, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i always thought the best hitter hit 3rd?

by sfoakbay on Dec 31, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

real bad

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 31, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

5 mil a year for Byrd

is a pretty good deal

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 31, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh. Lets see how he does away from Arlington

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

But he doesn’t need to be as good as he was for Texas to be worth $5 mil a year. That’s market value for, like, a barely over 1 WAR player. Arlington or not, I think he’s likely to be worth more than ~1.1 WAR a year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 31, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Cubs are also cursed though so Byrd inevitably will fail.

WHAT DO YOU GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT ONE

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

But three years is a long contract in this offseason, so it evens out.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but even in the last year of it, $5 mil isn’t a backbreaking number.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 31, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I know but the whole idea of risk, etc. has to be factored in.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

3 years, 30 mil would be risky – 3 years, 15 mil is hardly risky, especially not for a team with the Cub’s payroll

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 31, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What I’m saying is it’s an OK contract, but it looks much better if you only look at $5 mil per.

I understand that the payroll mitigates the risk, but the potential for lost money is still a probability of lost money.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Has anyone layed new Super Mario Bros Wii?

HOLY SHIT BOWSER IS ANGRIER THAN EVER

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

I haven’t gotten to Bowser yet.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I just beat the game. Definitely didn’t go for 100% or anything though. I skipped through as much as possible cause I was getting tired of it

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The part of me that can’t help being anal is forcing to me get all big coins and unlock all warp cannons as I go. So I’m progressing slowly. I also don’t have much time to play. If it was February, I’d have all the time in the world. But no….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh so apparently there is some world you can only get to if you complete the game 100%? I really don’t want to do that now

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why I do it as I go.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit! If only I had the insight!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You unlock levels by collecting all the Star Coins in a World. There’s are eight bonus stages, one for each world.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Jan 1, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m not attracted to it in that way.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 31, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

oh look at that. I said “layed” instead of “played” Silly me

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

it is AWESOME!!! and it took me a bit to beat the final level… but it was so much fun

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you go through collecting all the big coins and stuff? What a pain

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

also, why does Toad have to be so fucking careless to get caught/trapped so often then whine like a little bitch to be saved?!?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

EVERY TIME i try to do something, i have to hear him scream for help, it’s bullshit, it’s like Toad, get a life and stop getting in trouble

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah what a puss.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a fun game though isn’t it? could probably keep playing it for a while

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Its fun when the levels aren’t super obnoxious. I think now that I beat it I don’t want to ever play it again. Maybe I’ll try out the coop mode though

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, for sure, it’s a good game, some levels just aren’t possible without the hat that helps you fly… that hat with the spinning thing on top? that gets you through the last level pretty easily. But it’s a great game for the price

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, we only got 1 of the secret worlds, yea it’s a huge pain! that final level is one hell of a tough one

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t got past world 2. And each time I ‘die out’, it makes me start with 2.1 all over again. I HATE 2.1!

I mean, I think my kid likes it.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 31, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

which one is that again? I really just am not over how absolutely pissed off Bowser is at the end of the game. I was not satisfied at all winning, but rather scared for my life still

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it

I have beaten it, and have only unlocked one level on rainbow world (you have to collect every coin in one world to unlock the corresponding level). However, this game is more of a party game than any other mario platformer.

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by Speedforthewin on Jan 1, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

OT Sun Bowl

Touchdown Stanford!

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by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

BOO STANFORD HOORAY PAC-10!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Fear the tree, Howie. Fear the tree.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That third-grade arts and crafts project haunts my dreams.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That was a debate I was having with my brother while we watched the Cal game. He wanted them to do well for the Pac-10 to do well, and I wanted them to lose because I thought it was enough like Giants-Dodgers, and obviously we don’t root for the Dogs to make the NL West look good.

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It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the difference is that the Pac-10 looking good is actually good for Cal. The NL West looking good means less than nothing for the Giants.

I can swallow my pride and take a Stanford victory if it means that Cal is recognized to have had success over a stronger group of teams. Because that gets reflected in the polls next year.

However, I won’t cry in my soup if they lose.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

PAC 10!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO…. MAC> PAC10

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, i don’t know why i’m not a fan of CAL, but i had to deal with a ton of people here in the east bay talking about how good CAL was, and i just got so sick and tired of it. So i decided to be a Michigan fan… plus i love Ann Arbor… but dude, i couldn’t stand CAL growing up

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh… lotsa people dislike Cal for lotsa reasons. I see no reason to question or challenge it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, i like the colors? haha, i’m a fan of Best… but not much else on the team, he’s a special player

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you should love Vereen.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea? i really think Best would be a very good player in the NFL, he’s got skills… Vereen shifty? or more power?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Great dancer.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Lousy football player

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Really can sing.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesnt get you far in football

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we talking about Ben Vereen?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m talkin bout Shaft, baby

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by DrStankus on Dec 31, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s pretty similar to Best, and while Best has somewhat more homerun power, Vereen appears to be more consistent.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… whatelse does the team need? a QB? who’s up after Riley?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

After Riley, I think the team had a couple of true freshmen or something. I’m not completely sure.

Definitely nobody who showed anywhere near enough to warrant starting, though, because Riley should have been benched more than once, and he never was. Which doesn’t seem like a ringing endorsement for his backups.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, i don’t know why i’m not a fan of CAL, but i had to deal with a ton of people here in the east bay talking about how good CAL was, and i just got so sick and tired of it. So i decided to be a Michigan fan… plus i love Ann Arbor… but dude, i couldn’t stand CAL growing up

Wait, you decided to be a Michigan fan because you were sick of people talking up Cal all the time?

In what world does that make sense?

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by groug on Dec 31, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe he really, really wanted to support a team with blue and yellow unis?

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by DrStankus on Dec 31, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, i’m a michigan fan because i have family in the Detroit area, so i used to go to Ann Arbor a few times a year, and fell in love with the team, and Bo Schembechler

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know from college football...

…but people here are a little crazy about Bobby Bowden. The local paper has a column called “Zing!” where readers submit short, supposedly pithy comments about current events – yeah, it’s pretty awful. Anyway, one of them the other day was complaining about how the Nigerian bomber guy tried to blow up the plane “when the spotlight should be on Bobby.”

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by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Bowden? you mean the coach retiring from Florida State? he’s a pike… but i dont know many people that were going crazy about him…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

“Retiring” from Florida State.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in Tallahassee now. So.

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by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Talk about your culture shock…

by Merope on Dec 31, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun Tallahassee Facts

The city is home to the nation’s most phallic state capitol building:

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, maybe there are other phallic state capitols, but I’m guessing they don’t come equipped with testicles.

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by jcb9 on Dec 31, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that is pretty bad….

by Merope on Dec 31, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a very interesting picture… but yes, that is pretty bad

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh come on.

That has to be some sort of big city-wide joke.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 31, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Florida is the most phallic state…

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jan 1, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

America’s wang

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Jan 1, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhhhh, well no wonder… of course they’d make it a big deal

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Bo was an asshole the way he treated Ernie Harwell while Bo was a Tigers executive.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ehhh too bad, maybe he deserved it… Woody Hayes punched a player

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sooner Schooner!

suddenly my favorite mascot transportation device. Too bad Stanfurd gave up the Indian nickname BITD, that would have made for an ironical matchup. Anyway, hooray for Oklahoma, at least today.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 1, 2010 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Dbacks done signing

From Rotoworld:

Nick Piecoro of the Arizona Republic reports that after this week’s signings of Bob Howry and Kelly Johnson, the Diamondbacks aren’t expected to add more payroll.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

Heh. World Series, here they come!

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Howry is the key!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 31, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I know he gets a lot of crap here, but Howry isn’t that bad.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 31, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll start to warm to him if he gives up a couple of walkoff HRs to the Giants next year.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jan 1, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Also LOL Dodgers

From MLB Trade Rumors

Executives tell Olney that the Dodgers’ quiet offseason is giving other teams confidence and emboldening them to make more moves.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 31, 2009 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

“emboldening” is that like embiggening?

by Merope on Dec 31, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

‘emboldening’

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

EMBOLDEN YOUR PENIS NATURALLY WITH THESE HERBAL VITAMINS!!!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It was bolder when I was single…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 31, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i like t-girls so im on the girl cock diet (<>..<>)

by BillyMaysHere on Jan 1, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re both perfectly cromulent words.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jan 1, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Touchdown Stanford! 14-10.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Touchdown Stanford! 21-17.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 31, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

hmmm

the score updates seem to trail off here

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."


Mychael Urban: Wow. Probably Dye at this point. Good outfielder, could adapt to RF at AT&T, good RBI guy.

by natteringnabob on Jan 1, 2010 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

3 points after the half= not much to update

/has a sad

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Jan 2, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

MLBN Really?

I’m watching the MLBN countdown of the best games of 2009 and they show Dirty’s no hitter and then they go on to say that though Dirty was good Buehrle was perfect which I can see that a perfect game is better than a no hitter but how did his game NOT make the list? The story behind it and everything. Buehrle should be #1 but nooo the Yankees/Twins game is ahead…really?

That really really irritated me the yanks appeared 3 times on the same list.

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 31, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!

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by groug on Dec 31, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

How is a no hitter not one of the top games in 2009? Asswipes.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

i’m seriously pissed about that…east coast bias…that or they just hate the giants

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 31, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Call us when he no-hits the Red Sox or Yankees

/MSM

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 31, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He pitched way better than Buehrle. he got 28 outs, and had more Ks I think, and Buehrle gave up freakin HR!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 31, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Defiintely had more Ks

It’s Mark Buehrle after all.

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by Natto on Jan 1, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t a perfect game

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No game without the Yankees or Red Sox is…

by Merope on Dec 31, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Every Yankee or Red Sox game is 10000000X better than any giants game apparently

by PiKAgiant on Dec 31, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon

Be fair. This isn’t ESPN. MLB Network is tons more fair than the Yankees/Red Sox network. During the season, Yankees-Red Sox matchup ALWAYS led off Baseball Tonight/Sportscenter. MLB Network had other games ahead (even when MLB televised a Red Sox-Yankees game).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 31, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So it was lumped in with all the other no hitters in 2009!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 31, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It was better than a perfect game.

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by Natto on Jan 1, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

z z z z z z z ctrl+A

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by Yoyo on Dec 31, 2009 11:37 PM PST reply actions  

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