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Report from Fox Sports: Mark DeRosa, Giants close to deal

I’m not going to rage against the impending Mark DeRosa signing just because Mark DeRosa is old and likely to decline. It’s only a two-year deal, and DeRosa really has been an underpaid and productive player in recent years. If he falls off a cliff right away – that is, if he renterizes – it’s not a contract that’s going to handicap efforts to acquire free agents in 2010. As in, the difference between Matt Holliday and no Matt Holliday isn’t Edgar Renteria, and Renteria’s contract didn’t prohibit the Giants from signing Mark DeRosa, so that’s how I’ll look at the DeRosa contract. It’s a risk, but it isn’t a substantial commitment.

I’m not going to rage against the impending Mark DeRosa deal just because as the roster is currently constructed, DeRosa is essentially taking the lineup spot of Ryan Garko. It’s a shame that the Giants believed that Garko’s last 100 at-bats meant more than his previous 1,500, but DeRosa is a more valuable player if he manages to stave off a serious age-related decline. Even considering age, I’d pick DeRosa for the 2010 Giants if I were forced to choose. DeRosa’s ability to play third, second, and the outfield makes a big difference when compared to Garko’s ability to play first poorly.

I’m not going to rage against the impending Mark DeRosa deal just because the Giants are committing to marginal upgrades early in the offseason and deciding that Pablo Sandoval is a first baseman until the end of time. Because this move doesn’t mean any of that, really. The nice thing about DeRosa is that if a first baseman falls into the organization’s lap, Sandoval can stay at third and DeRosa can move to left field. If the market completely dries up for Adam LaRoche – like, 1/$5M dries up – the Giants can still make a move. If the Marlins panic at Dan Uggla’s arbitration award and decide to give him up for Merkin Valdez, the Giants can still get in on a deal like that. The DeRosa acquisition doesn’t finalize anything on its own.

Star-divide

I’m going to take fistfuls of rage, though, and condense them into a tiny little ball, and I’m going to hide that ball of rage somewhere in my intestines. And if Eugenio Velez is in the Opening Day lineup for any reason other than another player’s injury, that ball of rage is going to take over. That ball of rage will get regurgitated up, and it will melt onto the synapses in my brain, and I am not responsible for my actions after that. Will the ball of rage just make me sit in a corner and drool as I stare vacantly, or will it cause me to pick up a crowbar, go down to the mall, and get myself on the evening news? Don’t know yet. But if there are charges, they’ll be dropped.

Mark DeRosa is an upgrade. He’s likely to be an expensive upgrade, and he’s a risk to decline, but he’s better than any of the Giants’ in-house options to start at a corner infield position, and he can slide over to second in the event that Freddy Sanchez is injured. He can play left field in the event that the Giants realize that major league and minor league statistics, combined with ample scouting, all point to the inescapable conclusion that Eugenio Velez is not going to magically figure out the game of baseball at the age of 28.

If DeRosa is the sum of the offseason moves, though, it’s a pretty silly way to spend millions of dollars.

And there will be blood.

"There’s a whole ocean of marginal free agent upgrades out there, and nobody can get at it but me!"

"I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed, expect for maybe ten or twelve other teams in the National League. That’s why I think Velez should lead off."

"If you have a team of old, declining players, and I have a team of old, declining players, and I have a little bit of money to sign your old, declining players – there it is, that’s a little bit of money, you see? You watching? And my little bit of money reaches acroooooooooooss the free agent market, and it tempts your old, declining players…I…sign…your…old…declining players! I sign them up!"

I don’t hate this move on its own. I can actually concoct a few mock lineups that would actually make me like this move. With the starting pitching under contract, I'm not opposed to overpaying for decline risks like DeRosa if there's a chance it will help the lineup. Give it time, though. I’m sure I’ll hate this move for all the right reasons.

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OMG! Grant swooped in at the last minute and stole the conversation away from Sam23! Let’s hope the Yankees do the same on DeRosa

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

I won’t mind DeRosa if he plays in left field.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

yes. Even at 6 mil a year, DeRosa>>>Velez

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

VRRRRROOOOOMMMMMM

Had to get that out of the way.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

Six million was the original offer and DeRosa did not accept soon after it was offered. This means one of two things (or both):

1) He was expecting contract offers from larger-market teams (Red Sox/yankees).

2) He wanted a deal worth more money from the Giants.

DeRosa sucks on the field…but he sucks more off it…

Jason Hill supporter 'til the end

by SSC24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

and there ya go

Giants, DeRosa Reach Agreement

If he plays in LF I’m sorta ok with it, but only based on the premise that if they didn’t sign him they’d sign someone worse but for more money.

Ugh, what has it come to when we are sorta pleased with 1/2-assed because it sucks less than truely horrible?

by Mr. Angry on Dec 28, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, the Giants are picking up, or are involved in with almost every free agent on the market.

I see them winning the NL West next year over the Dodgers by 3games.

Posted by: localhost | December 28, 2009 at 01:00 PM

/guffaws

/stops
/cries quietly

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 29, 2009 1:50 AM PST up reply actions  

/pats vic on the back

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

everybody keeps saying this

but this is not going to happen. Has anyone among the Brain and Bork trust said anything like this? The Ginats are lousy with mediocrity in the OF as it is; this guy is going to be in the IF, right? Like Garko, except he’s effectively never played 1B. Or clanking it up at 3B? Who knows.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This is stupid signing. Expected, but still stupid

I haven’t reached the point of thinking “Well, it only smells a little bit like shit”.

And I fucking bet that DeRosa starts the season at 3B thus bring the shit smell from “a little bit” to “Wow, that really reeks!”.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 12:56 PM PST reply actions  

Also, whats the even money on him renterizing (lol theres a verb for it now)?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Odds are DeRosa will be signed to start at 3B. This move is stupid.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally

Anyone who thinks Derosa is playing left field, get over it. You’re fooling yourself. This move qualifies as only boneheaded rather than disastrous only because of the reasonably small amount of money and years involved.

by taliesin on Dec 28, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

no, he's utility

He’s insurance and a potential upgrade for the following:

-Freddy Sanchez
-Renteria (Uribe will be, too)
-Anyone who ever cried for Frandsen to get playing time
-Velez

by coicoy on Dec 28, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

no way are they signing DeRosa to be a utility player

Also, no way is Renteria not starting.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 28, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

time will show

he was utility for the Cubs

by coicoy on Dec 28, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

at 6 million per year? He’s starting.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Dec 28, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He started for the Cubs, too

I guess what coicoy means is that he thinks DeRosa’s time as a starter will be spread out across several positions, not that he’ll be a backup.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 28, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Aurilia 2.0

except he’s never played 1B and is a terrible fielder. Hoo-ah!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually he has played 1B

but only in 23 games.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

so, basically, never

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and it gives Ishikawa a chance to prove himself without the player above him getting a chance to be rearranged

by coicoy on Dec 28, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? $6M would buy the team darn good #5 starter for 2010 so run with Rholenger as the emergancy spare tire to Uribe.

 Plus if you think Bork will not be giving him OF play time you have not been paying enough attention the last 3 years. Bork will do something like Panda, Fragile Fred, Renteria, Uribe 1st to 3rd with DeRosa, Rowand and either Velez or Torress for the OF.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Rohlinger will not hit 15-20 HRs
Uribe might, but Uribe + DeRosa >> Uribe + Rohlinger

by coicoy on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Rholenger was ment as the back utily man.

As for Dingers you realize he only hit more tehn 15 twice in 11 seasons. Odds as very bad 2010 is going to be #3. The 60 OBP drop realy should scare you.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

on dingerz – the best years were the most recent. he went on sprees. his HRs came in bunches. the lowest HR total since 2006 came when his OBP was .371

his avg. OBP is about .340, which is what he hit before the trade.
plus, there is that mention of his injury which probably accounts for the second-half stats for 2009. His OBP is better than Uribe’s, by a bit.

Rohlinger is a non-factor

by coicoy on Dec 28, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are even considering DeRosa as $6M year utility guy you what you have in system for .5M matters.

His last 2 years have been his biggest years and yet his OBP crashed last season. That is big old warning flag he already sliding down the hill. He is not liekly to hit 15 or more homers next season. He is less likely to so than Bowker ( whom he will be takeing some playing time from).

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

+100000000000000000000000000000000000

with an offense this bad, spending $6M on a “utility” player when there’s no legitimate 4 or 5 hitter is absolutely incomprehensible. This guy is going to be pencilled in every day.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t this less than what Renteria is making?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

that might be important

to the players’ union, but spending that much money on “versatility” is a waste in this wasteland of mediocre hitters.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So, what the fuck are we doing? Starting a pre retirement community service?

Aurilia finished here.
Randy Johnson will most likely finish here
Zito will finish here.
Rowand will finish here.
Derosa will finish here.

None of them wind up with a flourish, just dragging us down.
This is insane.

Feel free to add on, pile on, run on, what evarrr

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by victor frankenstein on Dec 29, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Starting one?

Always been one. Rueter, Grissom, Alfonzo (you can’t really count Anaheim and Toronto – his success finished here), Durham (ditto), Brower, Christiansen, Snow, Renteria… who else am I missing?

by FireBrianSabean on Dec 29, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Fassero

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 29, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Rueter and Grip were good signings. So was Durham. They were old, but at least they were still productive.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

True. I was sad when Reuter ran out of gas, I really liked him.

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 29, 2009 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

REVISIONIST HISTORY!

Marquis Grissom was actually far less productive than we remember.

2003 UZR: -7.4
2004 UZR: -19.2

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 29, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not that they weren’t necessarily productive players, as much as that they’re older, declining players, and guys who provide no future value to the franchise, which is a staple of a Brian Sabean-built team. Let’s get older guys, pray for lightning in a bottle on a final flash of goodness, and hope nobody notices our complete inability to identify hitters who are even capable of being utility players – let alone long-term solutions for team needs – for almost no money in our own farm system.

What on earth is Sabean REALLY being paid for again?

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 29, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Grissom was freaking awesome!!!!!!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 29, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Alfonzo (you can’t really count Anaheim and Toronto – his success finished here)

Pretty sure his success ended in NY

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 29, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Dave Roberts

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 29, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t forget that power is typically the last skill that a player learns. It’s not unusual for players to develop it in their early-to-mid thirties.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, power is among the last things the develope. But you have to make contact. If his OBP is dropping to his carrer average 340 levels, or lower, just does he not look much better then Pedro Feliz.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty concerned about the strikeouts and history of being injured. And his defense.

This wasn’t a good signing, but I still think it improves the team.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He is another floor is more valuable than any ceiling move. I hate Sabean thinks 83 wins is going to be enough in 2010. DeRosa is player that makes sense on a lot of squads but not so much on the 2010 Gaints. To me he looks like wasted rescores, in money and development time, and replication a lot of what is already on the roster. Wouldn’t it be a better bet to spend the $6M on the #5 spot.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

which pitcher would you give $6M?
which other position player would you sign to improve the lineup?

by coicoy on Dec 28, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think daveinexile has a point. I would’ve preferred to see them keep Garko for less than they gave Garko and put the money they saved towards a starter like Bedard or Sheets. If they would actually play Bowker and/or Lewis in the OF and Garko at 1B their lineup would likely be as good or better than it will be with DeRosa and whoever else they add now. Adding Bedard or Sheets in the 5th starter role a) gives the pitching staff a much better chance of replicating last year’s productions b) lets Bumgarner start the year in AAA and c) gives the team some flexibility to make an in-season pitching for hitting swap.
I don’t totally despise this signing because I think DeRosa’s flexibility does give them significant value especially on a team with so little right handed power and so many question marks (will Schierholtz or Bowker break out? Will Sanchez stay healthy?) But 2/12 seems a bit expensive and essentially signing him instead of keeping Garko and instead of letting Bowker/Lewis play doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not unusual for players to develop it in their early-to-mid thirties.

Is that actually true? It sounds rather suspect to me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

VRRRROOOOMMM

OBP doesn’t seem like something you automatically get, but i can sorta see why you can develop it as you progress, with careful coaching

by sfoakbay on Dec 29, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

certain players, yes. Those with long careers tend to peak later.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

So it happens, but it’s unusual?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 31, 2009 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t it just that players who peak later play longer?

Anyway, obviously some players peak later than usual, but saying that “It’s not unusual for players to develop power in their early-to-mid thirties” is ridiculous – I can’t think of even one example of that happening in the past 10 years.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 31, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You should be careful that your balled up rage does not turn into a tumor. And oh yes, there will be rage.

I am not a fan of this move. If it were 1 year, then maybe. And I really don’t think moving Pablo to 1st is the answer. Or having Velez appointed Left Fielder for Life is the answer. Does anyone know where we could find an answer?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Fred Lewis?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

John Bowker?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Schierholtz?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

A lawn gnome?

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

5/60 mil contract

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Odds are real good the 2010 version 3 at least of those 4 would be equal to better than the 2010 version of Derosa.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

thats the problem, not the answer.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m grabbing my pitch fork as we speak.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

/lighting torch

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I would too.

If I gave a shit.

Which I don’t

DeRosa..Velez..Garko…Palm Tree…Finger-full of boogers

It matters not anymore.

Suits win
Fans lose

Game over

by E Ticket on Dec 28, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Finger-full of boogers..

Can he play first base ? I’m with you E, but I can’t go there yet. I’m a Giants fan. I have to have some hope. I usually don’t get that angry until August.

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

after two years of “4. Molina” on the lineup card every day, going into a new season with “4. DeRosa Dingerzz Ribeyes” written in is just a slap in the face. And probably not the best way to convince your young pitching aces that they should be signing long term deals here.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't look forward to another year of spit and baling wire.

Or trying to motivate myself to just wave the generic pom pom.
I can’t bear the thought of finishing beneath the Blanks again.

I’m starting to understand the “regression” pov…I’m being forced to.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 29, 2009 2:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Play him in left and sign Beltre

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Or call the Marlins bluff and trade for Uggla, and put DeRosa in left still.

I’m really scared of us signing Beltre to a huge contract and he proves to be broken down.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The moral of the story is I dont want Velez on the field

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This this this

no velez in LF please!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed
no velez in LF please!

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this very much

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I am Grant’s raging ball of rage.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

/golf clap

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

goodness gracious

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

Goals on Film, coming to San Francisco in 2010

by bobnothing on Dec 28, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

great balls of fire?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like some folks need to go back and watch Fight Club again…

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Unintended Benefit, perhaps?

Maybe this will give us more leverage in Uggla negotiations (in which we’re bidding against ourselves for a player who must be moved).

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

I think it was reported that the Braves might be interested in Uggla too. Could change now that they signed Glaus. I could also be totally wrong about ATL though, but I thought it was them.

I too am hoping that the Marlins finally give in and not ask for Sanchez (or Neal)

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla

1. The Giants are not “bidding against” themselves. I guarantee you other teams are interested in a pre-arb 2B who can hit 30 HRs a year. Just because the only Uggla rumors revolve around the Giants swapping him for Sanchez doesn’t mean the only team that’s interested is the Giants (as noted, stories have connected the Braves to Uggla as well).

2. The Fish want to move Uggla, but I’m not sure I’d call Uggla a “player who must be moved.” The Fish can afford to keep Uggla next year, they would just turn more of a profit if they moved him.

3. Not sure I see how signing DeRosa gives the Giants leverage in trade negotiations with the Marlins? If Uggla was a free agent, then yes, the Giants could have used DeRosa as an alternative to bring Uggla’s asking price down, but the Fish don’t give a crap whether the Giants have DeRosa or not when dealing with the Giants… it’s not like the Fish look at the Giants and say, “Oh crap, the Giants just signed Mark DeRosa, now we can’t ask for as much in return for Dan Uggla.” That makes no sense. If Sabean believes he can offer less now (because he needs Uggla less), the Fish can just turn to the next suitor to see what they’d be willing to give up.

"It is the mark of an educated mind to expect that amount of exactness which the nature of the particular subject admits." - The Not Big Aristotle

by Uncle Charlie on Dec 28, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

My apologies

Arb-eligible. I mis"spoke."

Still under some degree of team control. Even if he does make $9 million next year (that estimate is probably high), he’s still getting paid under his “market value.”

Plus, with two years under team control (he has two more arb years left), the Giants could use that degree of team control to bring his asking price down on a long-term deal… For example, deal for Uggs, and then sign him to a five-year, $60M deal (buying out both years of arb-eligibility, and three years of free-agency).

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by Uncle Charlie on Dec 28, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla is not pre-arb, he’s full blown, gonna make $9+ million next year arb.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

which is why the Giants should consider trading for Pat the Bat. Similar defense. Similar bat. Could possible have the Rays pick up some of the salary. And could be had for less.

Kick some tire, Sabes

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Defense isn’t similar at all.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If we got Burrell I’d want him to play 1B with Sandoval staying at 3B and DeRosa in LF….but the odds of that aren’t very good.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he a table setter or a run producer?

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

and you call yourself a doctor?

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He is a threepeater!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

What he does in the privacy of his own bedroom is none of our business.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

hey uncle charlie

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Dr. Stankus

Do we know each other?

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by Uncle Charlie on Dec 28, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

he gave you a prostate exam

ProTip: he ain’t a Dr

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s from Beavis and Butthead, which is a show from like 100 years ago, when they were talking about My Three Sons, which was a show from 200 years ago.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Chip

I remember My Three Sons

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/taps foot

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully not while in airport bathroom stall

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"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

RE:#1 Just who else in the market for a second baseman that would be more than $5M? Go down the list of MLB teams and you would rethink your premise very fast. It is no longer the fist half of 2007.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

List

The Tigers. The Royals, because they’ve got Chris Getz there (and some money). The Mariners, who could move Lopez to 1B (not ideal, but Uggla would put up the numbers they might expect from a 1B). The Diamondbacks (although they probably wouldn’t want the salary). The Braves. The Cubs (who could move Theriot to SS). The Reds (who have discussed moving Phillips back to SS). The Dodgers (who apparently don’t like Blake DeWitt as an everyday 2B). The Brewers (who might offer Rickie Weeks upside, and salary relief in return for Uggla). The Mets. The Cardinals.

You can eliminate a few of those teams, but not all of them… Re#1, I think there’s probably some comp for Uggla. The Giants certainly aren’t the only team interested in him, which is what “bidding against themselves” would imply.

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by Uncle Charlie on Dec 28, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Tigers have been losing revenue and the owner has been paying out of pocket to make payroll the last couple years. They let Placido Polanco go because they had internal options the they would equal his production and they need to trim payroll. So they are out.
The M’s have very deep pockets but part of why they looking to replace Lopez is they are going Defense. Most likely they would move him First or DH. So they are a Maybe.
The DBacks have limited payroll and a lot of Arbirtration players and not much in the farm they are willing to part with. So they are out.
The Reds are tapped out of money. The odds are real good they are looking to reduce payroll be $5-10M. They are out.
The Mets Already have an expensive 2nd baseman they want out from under first.
The Brewers are still trying to buy pitching with their limited about of funds.

So you have the M’s a possible fit. Maybe the Mets of Brewers so something unexpected. That is not much of a market.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t keeping Sandoval at third supposed to be the whole point of ‘Operation Panda’? Or do we not like fat first basemen anymore?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

We like fat catchers, not fat first basemen.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And fat pitchers

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

operation panda has been suspended until further notice !!

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Helping him have a healthier lifestyle is a good thing no matter where he’s playing.

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember Operation Panda being connected at all to his position.

by Dan from NM on Dec 28, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless operation Panda is a gastric bypass

I think it’s really not much more than pissing on a bonfire.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 28, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

tossing a lawn chair off a super tanker?

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

the buzz was about being ready, healthy and strong enough thru the season. Pablito had mentioned he got fatigued as the season progressed. He should have a HUGE 2010.

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Huge, eh?

Without another middle of the order bat, he’ll have to eat enough ribeyez for two.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 28, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The only way I would really like this move is if we sign him then turn around and deal him for Nick Swisher.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

I never thought of that

I would approve of this

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking too…. okay, it’s what I was deluding myself with: maybe they are going to flip him for somebody else? Maybe?

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn’t the Yankees just have a deal in place to trade Swisher before the Yankees just sign DeRosa?

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

right, this is yet more crazy rationalization

they signed Johnson away from the Ginats for LESS money, there’s no way they are going to trade for Mark “the bloom is off” DeRosa.

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"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

that might happen

right after Steinbrenner and Cashman get lobotomies

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

man i was really NOT excited when i heard the news on knbr. Im going to try to stay positive but i do not want him as our stating 3rd baseman. Keep pablo at 3rd and as much as i hate to say it , put derosa in left ( i also hope uribe can take renteria’s job and they can trade renteria)

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

haha trade renteria when likely we were the only ones who wanted him before his major suckage last year

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Will I get UR5’d if I draw attention to your username?

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: 49ers

If I mention that the 49ers only managed 20 points yesterday while gettting a ton of turnovers, against a defense that on average allows 30+, am I guilty of being a big complainer complainy pants?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Nope

Alex Smith sucks

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The 49er Problem.

Just you wait till BondsLegend shows up.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If sabean was the 9ers gm he would have already traded alex smith to the raiders for jamarcus russell lololol !

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, he'd have tempted Trent Dilfer out of retirement.

wait, what?

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

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by bobnothing on Dec 28, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish the people at Niners Nation were as hard bitten and cynical as we are here.

Lord knows they should be.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The people over at Niners Nation should be more cynical. I can’t believe the excuses they make for Smith.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you!!!!! STOP WITH THE EXCUSES!!!!!! it’s so fucking lame

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s one of the reasons why I barely comment over there anymore.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, i’m beginning to stop, because everyone is so apologetic, LOOK, THE LINE SUCKS, BUT SO WHAT, MAKE A FREAKIN PLAY ALEX, DONT BE A PUSS

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It's funny

We have to come over hear to complain about the Niners.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t care, because i do the same with the warriors, where everybody on that site just make excuses, or just don’t care

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t comment on GSoM because I"m not all that fond of it in general.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought i was, but yes, it’s beginning to piss me off

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont much care for it either

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by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I know a guy who was recently employed as a salesman for the Warriors. His job was to call people up and ask them if they want season tickets. It didn’t go well.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’d rather work collections.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, that’s a tough position, but you know, in my opinion, warriors fans are the best in the NBA, to stick with this franchise for so long

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I started out on GSoM, but now I’m commenting here during the Giants offseason and not there, when the Warriors are in-season. So, I guess I inadvertently made a choice.

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, i mean, the warriors fans are awesome AT THE GAMES, but on the forums? They piss me off, and just always want to make an excuse

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s tough to make excuses for that organization.

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

chris cohan needs to freaking sell the team already

don nelson needs to go, and anthony randolph should be playing 30 minutes a game

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe they can’t even figure out ONE of those things. Just start with at least ONE!!!

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

it's sad, really

i mean, injuries have really screwed them, but you can’t keep using it as an excuse for losing consistently

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well dude, what do you expect when you have no center? You have to expect bad play… Randolph is not a center, so in my opinion right now, he should play PF with Biedrins at Center… Don Nelson is just being a total ass

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

statistically Randolph has been best when playing center

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

i don’t care if you’re gonna put him at 2, just PLAY HIM

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, i’m just not confident in playing an undersized center like him. Play him at PF and let him do what he does, because he has no GO TO move, it’s just a pull up jumper.

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i understand this viewpoint

but, i would rather have him play 20 minutes against other starting centers than 10 minutes against other backup forwards. playing time always helps

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Where would the defense be then? because he’d get shoved around the whole time

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i dont mean to be frank with you, i’m just saying, the warriors have no idea what “DEFENSE” is and getting Biedrins at Center and Randolph at the PF position, would provide a ton of rebounding and a little bit better shot blocking and defense

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, i defintely agree with

really, the ideal lineup is
C Biedrins
PF Randolph
SF Azubuike (obviously out)
SG Ellis
PG Curry

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, totally agree, but without Kelenna, i’ll deal with Morrow… but also Corey

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

maggette is better off the bench

i mean, he only scores, he can get to the line, and he doesn’t need any help in that area. he doesn’t really pass, or rebound, or play defense, or…

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, agreed with that… he can rebound if he wanted to… But who else NOW is there to play the 3?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

the “he can rebound if he wanted to” argument is pretty similar to the “he could take more walks if he wanted to” argument in baseball. Fans often perceive both those statistics to be largely a matter of desire when both are actually a pretty unique skill. Sure if a player changed his whole approach he could probably do either one a little something better but the fact is veteran players very rarely make sudden improvements in those areas because they simply want to.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much. Corey definitely can get a few rebounds, but he’s a 3 and that’s all he is, he’s a scorer, a driver a finisher, and that’s all, but we need a defender also

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I stopped commenting there because I can’t curse. The Warriors make me want to scream “Fuck” and I don’t like not being able to express myself properly.

by jnormous on Dec 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, they don’t let you do much over there, it’s BULLLLLLSHIITTTTTT

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking A

it seems like that site is run by 9 year olds?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 28, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

U R 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

AGREE

GSoM was worth my time a few years ago, helped me get into McC. But it sucks now. Warriorsworld.net is pretty critical and cynical but the site layout makes it tough to find the good stuff, plus there are no all-star posters.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 28, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, in my mind, warriorsworld is better…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree. The signal to noise ratio can be pretty bad but there are still more knowledgeable and more entertaining posters at GSoM than warriorsworld.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

the only problem i have at GSoM is that everything is a friggen excuse, and i never really have a say over there

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

between onlxn, jae, sleepy freud, olympic mike and some various others there’s a pretty solid group of really good posters who know what they’re talking about. I don’t think those guys make excuses, I’ve learned a lot from them. Its just that there are a whole lot more people that have no idea what they are talking than there are here. I think much of that has to do with baseball being a game that attracts a much more cerebral or statistically knowledgeable fan.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

true, i guess i’ll give GSoM a second chance, it’s just that everytime i try to point something out someone comes back with some dumbass statement, like where the fuck did you come up with that? But i agree with ya

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, and I’ve given up on the game threads there. They aren’t all that entertaining and its pretty tough to watch a basketball game and try to comment or read at the same time,

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha! exactly! i hear ya, that’s how i felt here a few times, it just took too much effort to do too many things at once… But yea, basketball is tough to watch and comment at the same time

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a Warriors fan

But I am a Kings fan and the commentators over at Sactown Royalty are at least not afraid to be critical of the Kings.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

There ya go! see that’s what i like to hear from fans or anybody, NOT AFRAID TO BE CRITICAL, but at the same time i am critical of the warriors, THEY SUCK, AND CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO PRODUCE A GOOD LINEUP

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

this

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

people were getting slapped down for “complaining” about touchdowns.

I’m not complaining about the fact that they scored or that they won. However, the way that they did raises big questions that they can do it again.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What excuses?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I like screaming about Davis/Crabtree/Gore when they do something good, but yeah I’m growing weary of searching for moral victories. There’s no excuse for the game the Niners played yesterday.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 28, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

/Swatted checkdown

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by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously dude, i couldn’t take it anymore, can Smith complete a deep pass? AND DO NOT LOOK TO THE CRABTREE PLAY YESTERDAY BECAUSE SMITH SCREWED THAT ONE UP

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT HIS ARM IS STRONG! LOL!

/laughs at poorly underthrown pass and the many excuses made by Smith lovers as to why it was underthrown.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD! yea his arm is so strong that he couldn’t lead Crabtree at all

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If he’d hit him in stride…

-big complainer

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, think about it, if he did hit him in stride, TD, no complaining

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly.

I’m going to go shotgun 12 beers in your honor.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you should drink those beers from under center.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s Heitmann at?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/takes the beer from the shotgun
/takes 12 step drop
/throws beer into lineman’s helmet

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

as much as we know he sucks he is our Qb for next year so get used to int’s and over throws !

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, gotta get used to it, the common theme of a niner fan lately

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

yup , and jimmy “uncle fester” raye is comming back too like it or not !!

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Better to have continuity than keep changing things

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

no

it was fairly pathetic

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

“fairly” is being awfully fair.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re lucky the Lions are that bad

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by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And being at that game felt like a disgrace because Lions fans ENJOYED IT

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. You're good

Just don’t mention that entirely unnecessary touchdown pass.

=P

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ever heard of padding stats ?

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish that were the case.

I fear that it is due to poor instincts.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

it looked like he was fighting his instincts to run it in the WHOLE play. it was painstakingly obvious

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Even sadder is that Smith lovers use the Urban Meyer quote about how he needs to learn EVERYTHING in the playbook and literally needs the entire play to go correctly in order to be able to function as a QB. Which is probably the dumbest thing ever you could cling to since, A. the playbook is hopefully always getting new wrinkles added to it over the course of a season. B. plays almost NEVER go as they were drawn up during a game. People miss assignments, or the defense does a good job against the play or someone is held or picked or whatever. C. If your QB is out there overthinking on the field instead of reacting to the play as it unfolds you have a big fucking problem. You don’t have a lot of time to make decisions as a QB, 3 seconds at the most on most plays you need to have the ball out already. Hesitating = fail.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK THAT URBAN MEYER QUOTE, STOPPPPPPPPPPPP,

it’s by far the dumbest quote, oh so every other QB suffers from the same problem right?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Peyton Manning? huh? ok, so he’s had the same system since he’s started… anybody else?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And I though Grant’s boss only knew about llamas.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 28, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m waiting for Smith to have a good O-line, and then i’ll save my judgment for that time… good point on the age and how he was thrown into a situation on a bad team… but i will not be happy next year if he fails to do better than than 2006 or this year considering they fix the O-line

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

O-line

Something doesn’t smell right here. The O-line should be much better given the resources the 49ers have put into it. Since McCloughan in arrived in ‘05 the O-line was priority #1. They’ve spent free agent dollars and high draft picks and still their best lineman has been Heitman, who was brought in by the previous regime.

Yet when Barry Sims or Tony Wragge sub in there’s almost no drop in production form the starters. Even though those starters were drafted in with a 1st(Staley), 2nd(Baas, Rachal) and 3rd rounds(Snyder).

So who is to blame? Scouting or coaching staff?

by briandean on Dec 28, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i just don’t get it, i think it’s scouting for the O-line, just look at last year, didn’t they have the chance to get Oher? but hey, they got Crabtree, good job… but now you have to draft for position of need

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly

I don’t have a Smith opinion either way. I just think the TD pass to Davis was a bad decision.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i agree, i don’t have an opinion on him either, it’s the constant decisions to throw short and not throw downfield that piss me off… but hey, i’ll pass judgment next year

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a nice bootleg

The cameraman was fooled nicely.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean, why didnt he just take two more steps and score? Because I still can’t figure out the answer to that. If Davis doesn’t make that catch it would’ve been a pretty big issue.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ANNNNNNNND the smith hate would be amazing

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and then warranted.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I still haven’t figured out how he wasn’t over the line when he threw it.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 28, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

the WHOLE body has to be over the line. That’s really very rarely called unless its blatant, and the marker was on the other side of the field, so there’s no definitive replay angle.

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by Viliphied on Dec 28, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

dumb.

Stupid, pointless, makes me weep for the state of the franchise.

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by Viliphied on Dec 28, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf

how did this end up here? Stupid SBN.

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by Viliphied on Dec 29, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

So long as the guy makes the catch, I prefer the throw every time

Receivers have egos. Get your key receivers an extra TD or two, which results in an extra couple of all-pro votes, and little more of a chance to showboat, and they’re happy.

Receivers get unhappy if they don’t get enough balls thrown their way.

It’s not worth the angst people are putting into it.

by Ronaldinho on Dec 28, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

give smith a year

im not a fan of his but a knee jerk reaction move does not help. If he fails next year then they should be done with him…

I would however snatch up bradford if he is available regardless of injury.

by jobrien9 on Dec 28, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m evaluating him based on how he has played this season, with a better team, and basically giving him a pass when he first entered the league. He still eyes down recievers (leading to all the tipped passes at the line), leaves the pocket when he doesn’t have too, and under throws recievers too much. I’m honestly sick of it and I’m done with giving him extra chances. I don’t even understand why Shaun Hill was taken out in the first place… He had a bad first half against Houston and all the sudden “OMG he sux cuz he wasn’t a first round pik”. He was doing just fine from what I saw.

I’m not a Smith agnostic. I’m now a Smith atheist (a Smitheist, if you will). In fact, I’m so tired of him that I’m one of those super arrogant Smith atheists, so you can just call me the Chris Hitchens of 49er fans (but please don’t).

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 28, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hill was taken out because at the level he was playing, we were starting one of the worst quarterbacks in the league.

If QB rating is your thing (which is shouldn’t be): he sits firmly above Chad Pennington, Matt Hasselbeck, Trent Edwards and Chad Henne.

His completion percentage of 56.1 put him ahead of the likes of Jake Delhomme and Josh Freeman.

His 157.2 passing yards per game leaves him squarely ahead of Trent Edwards, Kyle Boller and Brady Quinn.

His -32.6% DVOA leaves him 40th among all quarterbacks.

He was terrible. And Smith has been better. Whether you like Smith or hate him.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And I didn’t even mention that we failed to score more than two offensive touchdowns in a game at any point, running OR passing, when he was our quarterback.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t score as a team yesterday at all after 6 turnovers…. good God, what will it take??? Same goes for the Chicago game

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And he’s been worse than Hill how?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Did i say he was worse than Hill? I just don’t understand how this offense CANT score given the turnover ration this Defense gives em

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry. A lot of times it seems like “Criticizing Hill” gets twisted in people’s minds as “Praising Smith”. It looked like that’s what you were doing. My mistake.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cool dude… i wasn’t criticizing either QB, i’m just asking is there a way this offense can score with the gifts this defense is giving them?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Theres really not a lot of options out there

in the draft or FA.

Smiths bad habits are annoying but at this point, I can only hope that going through an offseason under the same coordinator can cure some, or a majority of those habits. I always look at how Eli Manning went from putting up ‘Alex Smithish’ numbers for the first 4 years of his career(despite having a lot of great weapons around him), to suddenly putting up pro bowl numbers after that great playoff run. Maybe Smith will never have a break through like that, but we really don’t have any choice but to find out considering our options.

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

There are options every year. The problem is our GM thinks Alex is the next Peyton Manning, and we don’t have the kind of coaching staff that can turn shit into a decent player.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/trades 2nd-rounder for Matt Cassel

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 28, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

at first glance I read that as “2nd-grader” – whatta deal!

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If that were the case, I doubt that they would have gone after Kurt Warner last offseason.

also, I meant options that are definitely BETTER.

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/trades two first-round picks and third-round pick for Jay Cutler

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 28, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

/flagged

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

-1

 i’m done w/ Smith. even w/ a bad oline (which is a definite), even with [injury excuse], even with [coordinator excuse], even with [coach excuse], shouldn’t we have seen some sign of great-QB potential, (just potential mind you) by now? I haven’t seen it.

multiple games w/ 5+ interceptions by our defense and he couldn’t throw for 300 yards? even when we throw the ball a huge percentage of the time, no 300 yard game? seriously?

I was excited to see him get a second (3rd?) chance this season, but he’s a stone cold bust in my book.

I really don’t want another year of a new QB, but what I do know, is I want to see Nate davis play a quarter or two in the last game. (won’t happen but that is my wish. . .)

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by Cannonballden on Dec 28, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No 300 yard games?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

shouldn’t we have seen some sign of great-QB potential, (just potential mind you) by now? I haven’t seen it.

We have. In the second half of the Houston game and in the second half of the Green Bay game. Now, that’s not good enough to proclaim anything, but it’s why I’m looking forward to a full season with an improved line, improved receivers, and a consistent coordinator.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 28, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There was this Seattle game on MNF from like 3 years ago in which we made a comeback. I thought that was awesome.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 28, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That was Thursday night football in seattle in the rain. It was fantastic, only game i ever thought Smith was AMAZING

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This DeRosa signing is so inconsequential to the success of this offense that half of the comments are related to other sports!

I really wish the Giants would have pursued Kelly Johnson or someone who could actually play infield (Beltre). Now, we’re either stuck with a poor defensive 3B, or below average offensive LF.

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by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Lions and Rams are the only teams in the league they could’ve beaten with that kind of performance.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that 35-0 Rams win earlier this year the D and special teams combined for 3 TD’s, the offense under Hill only scored 2 and they were like 3/15 on third down. LOL!

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Smith is fucking awful.

The Niners got 18 turnovers in the Chicago, Arizona and Detroit games, and only scored 10, 20 and 24 points in those 3 games. Smith threw for 118, 144, and 230 yards respectively. It’s a disgrace that they barely managed to get a couple of touchdowns with so many turnovers.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YES!!! FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!!!!! the only reason why Smith won these games is due to the fact the niners D stepped up, Cutler game? remember that? 5 interceptions, Smith fucked up that game. Lions game? 6 turnovers, Cards game? 7 turnovers? please stop with the “Oh Smith needs an O-line”

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The saddest part of all is that the Niners owners and management are fucking clueless. They actually think Smith is the future still. Or that Singletary is a great coach in the making. Bay Area sports franchises are cursed. :(

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s because he hasn’t played much over the course of the past 2 years, so we want to see what he has. I don’t mind it, but i’m not holding high expectations… I’m sorry howtheyscored, but i’m a Nate Davis fan for more than one reason, and i will gladly eat crow if and when he sucks, but yea

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a Nate Davis fan, too. But I think it would be an awful idea to hand him the team next year.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

At least not at the start of the season… but i agree with CB30 below, He’s earned it for next season because he’s played better than anyone ON THE TEAM

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i just wish they could play davis for ONE FREAKING SERIES at least, i don’t know what they see in alex

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll tell you what they see in Alex, he’s the best QB on the team, so why not? Unless he screws up big time next year then they’ll have to go to someone else AGAIN. But i’m sorry, i’m tired of this quote from Urban Meyer, i’m just sick and tired of it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't hand it to him

but I’d give him a legitimate opportunity to win it. I’m not a fan of the QBs in the FA market or the draft, so I’m okay with letting Davis try to take it away from Smith.

Regardless of who the QB is, they need to seriously upgrade the offensive line and offensive line coach. The line gets no push in the running game and can’t protect in the passing game. For every big run Gore has, he has like 10 1-2 yard runs where he gets hit in the backfield. And every time Smith drops back from under center he gets his own linemen pushed back in to him.

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, i guess…. but i’d consider that through next season, not at the beginning. In my opinion, Nate Davis has the better arm, as in arm strength, but not sure about accuracy or decision making

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldnt he? haha, NATE DAVIS!!!!!! GO NATE DAVIS!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t just hand him the team- give him the opportunity to win the job next year. Or throw him in for a bit against St. Louis and see how he performs. I really don’t understand how a few years on the sidelines is suddenly going to make him ready to be an NFL quarterback. I say just get him in there and give him time to learn and adjust- and don’t judge him too quickly

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 28, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smith was thrown into the fire….

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And he’s had plenty of time to prove himself…

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 28, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, try telling that to the people that think Smith got the short end of the stick

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He hasn’t taken any snaps from under center since training camp ended. He’s been playing WR on the scout team, so it wouldn’t be a good idea to just put him in a game, with only 1 week of practice.

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Why on earth would one put Nate Davis in when he hasn’t done jack shit since the season began? let him play next year in camp and Preseason, DONE

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We already saw what he had, and what he had sucked.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate Davis sucks? huh? when did we see what he had? Because i liked what i saw in preseason against PEOPLE NOT IN THE LEAGUE

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Was talking about Alex. I like Nate Davis a lot.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhh, well, Alex does have 17 TDs and 12 INTs ehhhhhh

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

whole lot of meh there

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

17 tds in 9.5 games is pretty damn good

That’s 28 tds over a full season.

the 12 interceptions….not so much

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

thus the meh

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Who do you propose starts for the team right now or next year then? Shaun Hill, who was awful this season and only won his games because the D stepped up? Nate Davis? Daunte Culpepper? Tim Tebow?

Come on. Give me a name.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont really like Smith

But he has earned the starting job next year

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by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not proposing anybody, Smith is the one, i’m not the coach. Start Smith, see where it goes, but like i said, i’m not holding high expectations at all. But the same thing dude could be said about Smith, the D stepped up for him too

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying the D didn’t. I mentioned that for Hill because you mentioned it above. I wasn’t rebutting you.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhh ok, got ya dude, my bad

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But you see what i’m saying though right? I just don’t get it, is it JUST THE O-LINE? or is it the QB as well?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s always tempting to start ignoring the O-Line and lay it all on the quarterback, but it’s never the right way to look at it.

The O-Line is one of the reasons the passing game isn’t better than it is. Alex Smith has also been one of those reasons.

I’ve never said he’s the answer. But he’s the best on the roster right now and he still has some upside. Yes, 100% – try to upgrade. But don’t swing to the extreme end of the pendulum just because you’re tired of waiting for Alex Smith to a pro-bowl quarterback when 1) he probably never will be, and 2) his improvement is one of the only things that got us to (assuming a win next week…) 8-8 this year and one of the only things that will have a shot to put this team in the playoffs next year.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Just look at Washington, bad O-line and what happened to Campbell? SUCKS

That’s something i’ll agree with, he’s the best on the roster, dunno bout the upside, but he is the best on the roster. I could care less if he goes to the probowl or not, i just want him to WIN a game, because this whole year has been the Defense. I’ll take 8-8 but just like everyone else that’s a niner fan, i’m not used to this, these last 7 years have just been… so bad, that the only thing we look forward to is the draft. Draft an O-line, #1 priority

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So you do care…

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

All i’m saying is if Smith gets an O-line, i want to see how he does, and if he still has the problems with not leading WRs or not having the vision, or too busy checking down all the time, there’s a problem

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They could trade for another QB, they could draft one or sign one in FA. There have been options out there every year and every year this team pretty much has done nothing to address the QB position. I realize they drafted Smith #1 overall, but QB is the most important position on the field and they didn’t even get another young QB to develop alongside Smith (in case he failed) until this year when they drafted Nate Davis in the 5th round.

The Chargers had Drew Brees and they still drafted Phillip Rivers. The Eagles have had McNabb for a long time and they’ve still drafted guys like AJ Feeley and Kevin Kolb in the first day to try to develop as successor or fallback options. The Falcons had Michael Vick and they still had Matt Schaub lying around. When Holmgren was in Green Bay and had Favre they had guys like Aaron Brooks, Mark Brunnell, Matt Hasselbeck, and Kurt Warner on the roster as backups who they developed and eventually were able to trade away in some instances for draft picks. And then a few years ago they drafted Rodgers.

And not even to say that they’d be better but a few guys might be available next year like Trent Edwards, Tavaris Jackson, Chad Pennington, Tyler Thigpen, Kevin Kolb, David Garrard etc.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Dont think i could trust Pennington, he’s almost done after what happened this year… But how do we know what they have with Nate Davis? I believe he was a good talent coming out of the draft, but the only thing that knocked him was a LEARNING DISABILITY, and his last two games against Buffalo and in the championship game… give me a break

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

There have been options out there every year and every year this team pretty much has done nothing to address the QB position.

Absolutely. The team’s treatment of the QB position for the last three to five years has been complete shit. But right now, there’s not much we can do about that. I do think they should draft somebody fairly high this offseason. I want to look at other options. I want the team to start dealing intelligently with the quarterback position. And part of that may very conceivably involve having Smith start next season.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, i mean, the only thing they can do right now is get continuity, keep the same system and the same QB, and see what happens

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

They could certainly get a new quarterback to start. If he’s better. The immediate options seem pretty darn slim, though.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ehhhhhhhhhhh, i’m not comfortable with getting ANOTHER QB, just stand pat because that’s what we’ve done every year, get another QB

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny cuz’ it seemed like back in ye olden dayes quarterbacks would be drafted, and they’d be carefully groomed for a year or two, or 10 before they actually got to start. I know Stabler and Young didn’t automatically step into starting roles. These days it seems that a player is drafted and POW he’s a starter !

GET OFF MY GRIDIRON!

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Smith will be the starter to begin 2010

There’s no other option. Unless something unforseen happens in the trade market this offseason. But that shouldn’t stop the FO from adding another (hopefully non- 1st round) QB via the draft this year.

Then, either Smith does take that next step, which isn’t impossible to image. Or he doesn’t and the 49ers have two young QBs to compete and and hopefully develop into THE guy.

That’s really all they can do. The 49ers failure is to still not know exactly what they have in Alex Smith and not have anybody developed and ready to step in by now.

by briandean on Dec 28, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

so can DeRosa’s nickname be TWBB related?

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Like a Caribbean Catholic, he'll be

DeRosary

I suspect that you think tilting at windmills means something other than what it does.

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by bobnothing on Dec 28, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a Steinbeck fan

DeRosasharn

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 28, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Also: Velez is a cornerstone of this team. I suppose we have to deal with it :(

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

Velez is a cornerstone of this team.

How the hell did that even happen?

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

VRRROOOMMMMM

Your going to have to deal with it and like it.

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by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Lineup and team construction by:

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

More like Lineup and team constructed by:

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at this...

Makes me want to make love to a school boy.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well not according to us, but to the people with matter, he could be one of the best lead-off hitters in the league, well except for his speed…his batting average…his OBP…

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

WE DONT NEED PEOPLE WITH OBP! WE NEED PEOPLE TO KNOCK IN RBIS!

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/signed Michael Urban.

OOOOH HIS NEW CHAT IS TOMORROW!

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

WISH LIST

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT WHEN YOU GET OBP YOU HAVE THE POSSIBILITY TO KNOCK IN RBIS!! DUHHHHHHHHH

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

First you get the sugar, then you get the power.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

A pretty old guy who got good after he was 30

Had 3-4 pretty good seasons, then declined last year (with a BABIP 30 points off average).

It’s worth pointing out, though, that his decline year still featured 23 DINGERZ.

Also, from what I can tell, his power will translate well to ATT:

http://www.hittrackeronline.com/detail.php?id=2009_4695&type=hitter

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!!!!

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

New here?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Just haven’t seen the chasm pic in a while.

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

duly noted

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 28, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it was sarchasm

But I thought I’d use it as an opportunity to say what DeRosa is, which is a “not-bad” player who has very recently been “good”.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants Way:

Overpay for players who 1) sucked last year; 2) suffered debilitating injuries.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on people

Lets not forget that Mark DeRosa has a pretty hot wife who will hopefully be at some games too

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll be checkin her out from the behind

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess someone does have to replace Aurilia’s wife.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

sign Pods!

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

YES! Doesn’t Damon have a hot wife too?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lots of athletes have hot wives

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

sign the wives!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This idea has merit. At least we will know there will be no on field production.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

thats weird! i wonder why…..

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

sign Kotsay!

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

Yet another woman that is giving me no action

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOCOCK?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

HE CAN MAKE YOUR BEDROCK

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I kept hearing and ignoring the rumors about DeRosa’s wife, but the awful news about him being signed finally compelled me to Google her. I was expecting some sort of buffered blond something or another, but ye gads, I was sure wrong.

I am now in favor of this move.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If we wanted to corner the hot wife market than we need to sign Mark Kotsay.

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Kotsay’s wife > DeRosa’s wife > Podsednik’s wife

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

HELL YEA DEROSA!!!! you will all see what he has!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

Hot wife?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

a bat and glove!! DUHHHHH, but yes a hot wife as well

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

crab lice?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

For those of you wondering, here is the Google Image Search for his wife, Heidi.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Eh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wowzer

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks a lot like Anna Benson….

by Hobbes2d on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Except without the crazy

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

that we know about yet

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

She is a woman

The crazy comes as standard equipment. It is the amount of crazy that differs.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And she’s only gonna get crazier as her marginal “good” looks fade.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

At least you can use her in your ‘WIN NOW’ graphics.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF WHO I USE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF TELLING PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE NOT THE BOSS OF THINGS!!

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get it.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

SOMEBODY SAID THIS AT SOME POINT IN TIME, MAYBE A GIRL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF

oh forget it

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM THE BOSS OF YOUR MEMORY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap. I fail. That’s supposed to be a picture of the Crazy/Hot scale from How I Met Your Mother.

“A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot.”

by Cheeeese! on Dec 28, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that scale does not exist!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 28, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL WOMEN

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 28, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

cant live without em , and they cant pee standing up

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No Rosterbation here

can’t live with ‘em
can’t have sex without ’em

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure you can.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

911

“I would like to report that Howtheyscored is having his way .with….”

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It was consensual. In fact, it put the sensual in consensual.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I put the “su(e)” in sensu(e)al, so stay away.

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not even a word. It will never hold up in court.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither is “moot”, but everyone seems to think thats okay.

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a moot point sir

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

“Moot” is a word. It means: “a deliberative assembly primarily for the administration of justice; especially : one held by the freemen of an Anglo-Saxon community”

:Link.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence used in court!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking deeper, it would seem that this word is far, far more versatile than I used to think.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it is.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Twas a futile attempt at humor.

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re humor is OK at best

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd funniest person at best!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

*twitch*

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

humor is watching the giants offense try to score a run

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No no that is pain, my friend

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Whats you’re problem?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Feudal attempt at humor.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure they can.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Er…

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

damn she’s way hot ! although i think she might have a cock (maybe i like that in a girl ) (<>.<>)

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take one Big City Slider

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Have any of you ever known a Heidi that wasn’t at least marginally attractive? It’s kind of like that thing that causes everyone named Cory to be kind of a tool.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Tucker, Tucker is always a D-bag

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet jponry doesn’t approve of this conversation.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

But what does jporny think?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 28, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I just Z’d really fast through the whole thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I initially read that as “I just jizzed really fast through the whole thing”

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that what you do during every McC thread?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why you should never use tissue.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it =/

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

lol n00b

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha i get it now…I just looked at what they were talking about, cuz the parent post was further up. lulz

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So do we start dusting off the “WE’RE IN THIS THING” pics we had from last season?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

Not until the beginning of the year.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What, nobody's rosterbated yet?

Seriously, l guess I’ll get my palms sweaty:

CF Rowand
2B Sanchez
LF DeRosa
3B Sandoval
SS Uribe
RF Bowker
C Posey
1B Ishikawa

Much better.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

/checks to see where Renteria is… doesnt see him… I LOVE IT

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL FANTASY.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Fantasy huh?

CF Rowand’s wife, preferably naked
2B Rosalyn Sanchez, preferably naked
LF Heidi DeRosa, preferably naked
3B Sandoval, preferably naked never mind
SS Uribe’s niece? You know the one who was with him when they were honoring Jose Uribe, preferably clothed until she’s 18
RF Bowker, I like his swing
C Parker Posey, preferably naked
1B Ishikawa’s wife, I’ve never seen his wife but why not; preferably naked

Bochy will love that locker room gamership…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be totally ok with this.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, you like naked ladies

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHS?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

…..yeah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHSSS

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Why yes

If only they like me back too.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I would prefer if they like my front actually, but to each their own.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You should just tell em that you think they’re sexy, then they’ll like you back

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Try passing them a note.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Or buying them a drink

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

With a note on the napkin that comes with it.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

PERFECT, somebodys gettin some tonight

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs to have more Velez and Renteria

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind this at all, but is Bowker even a RF? and no Velez is in of itself a good thing

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

LF VROOM
SS RENTERIA
2B SANCHEZ
1B SANDOVAL
3B DEROSA
CF ROWAND
RF SCHIERHOLTZ
C WHITESIDE

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no no no!
The point of the game is to get rid of Vroom!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That is like sitting in a theater and seeing Pee Wee Herman self pleasureing himself just a couple seats away.

No, that is not a good thing. Not good at all.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It was my realistic version of Opening Day.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I really wish I could say you will be wrong.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh then, yes it’s quite realistic =/

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

CHECK OUT MY LINEUP

C Posey
2B Sanchez
3B Pablo
1B Uggla
LF Derosa
CF Rowand
RF Bowker
SS Renteria (he’s gonna be there no matter what)

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

With an added dose of reality we get

LF Velez
2B Sanchez
3B DeRosa
1B Panda
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
RF Schierholtz
C Whiteside

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if you all are being sarcastic, but someone asked me the other day what I thought would happen with Whiteside, and I told her I was pretty sure that he’s your opening day catecher. Mark my words.

by kdl on Dec 28, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s must worse than Velez being our opening day left fielder IMHO.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But he catches no hitters!!

by kdl on Dec 28, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

and hits grandslams

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

beware

of Molinas that return in the night

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i hold out hope

cf rowand
2b sanchez
3b panda
1b laroche
 lf derosa
 rf bowker
 c posey
ss renteria

by giantdonkey on Dec 28, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t tell if this is good or not, even though its probably the best I can look forward to.

by ktice on Dec 29, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s sad that even fantasy lineups look weak…

by GiantJay on Dec 28, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't hate this

I am actually a big fan of DeRosa and would love him at LF over the FBL.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

How will you feel when he is at 3rd?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if DeRosa would be better in RF than Bowker.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone know how good his arm is? Which wrist was the surgery on? His throwing one? This could worry me about him too.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Arm doesn’t concern me as much as range.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes that too. But I still wonder how is arm is with the surgery, or was it in his off hand?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Just found this:

The 33–year-old DeRosa had surgery in late October to repair a torn tendon sheath on his left wrist.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

WE"RE SCREWEEEEEEED

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that's his non throwing arm

although Sabes might try a LH 3rd baseman

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he hits and throws righty.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

oh… well in that case… WE’RE SCREWEEEED LESSSSS

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t he right-handed?

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok so his glove hand may be the one that suffers.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the inclusion of Bowker & Posey

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This is all fine

Also not happening. Derosa is playing third. Velez is playing left and leading off.

by taliesin on Dec 28, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Replace Ishikawa

With a correctly priced Adam LaRoche or Carlos Delgado… And we don’t look too bad.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Dec 28, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep dreaming buddy.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

im actually fine with signing him mainly due to the fact that he can play pretty much anywhere. having a guy with that flexibility makes it a lot easier to acquire guys in the future than to be saddled with players who leave you in a “I wish we could go for that guy, but we already have X who plays Y and can’t play anything else”

plus his wife is BANGING

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

not to pick on you

but this team does not need more “flexibility” no matter what Ken Rosenthal says. More players with three gloves in their locker is not going to make this team better when there are Renterias and Rowands that are going to be in the lineup every day in front of them.

This team needs a real LF (Bloomisoff is not going to play LF no matter how much everyone clicks their heels together) and/or 1B (or 3B). The fact that any name on the roster can be written into any position on any day with no appreciable improvement (or dropoff) in the lineup is not a strong point. Cf. last year’s outfield. Vroom, Winn, Rowand… all fungible, more or less, on offense.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Re-phrased

Adding DeRosa is no different than adding one more crouton to a shit salad

by E Ticket on Dec 29, 2009 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I would be happier about this if his production hadn’t ALREADY declined. His time in St. Louis wasn’t that much better than Garko’s in San Francisco, but it was for a good deal more plate appearances.

Also the part about him being 35 by opening day. It always works out so well when Sabean signs old guys.

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by jcb9 on Dec 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

Why not?

At the end of the day, a Mark DeRosa signing is a why not for me. They aren’t signing Bay or Holliday, so who else are you going to get? Really.

by milesoldman on Dec 28, 2009 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

because they want him to play 3rd.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OH YEA AND VOTE FOR PABLO !

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Why make a move that will not really improve the team (unless he is playing LF)? You don’t make a move for the sake of making a move. Unless you are Brian Sabean I guess.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

K, so let’s just stand pat with the team they have now and see where it goes

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, they need to sign someone to fill the hole at 1st or to get Velez out of left. The DeRosa signing is not meant to really do either of these. Sure it may give us a first baseman but not a way I would like it.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

WHO?? who is out there right now that would fill the 1st base role? hmm? because dude, there’s nothing goin right now

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Jermaine Dye

We haven’t heard his name ‘round here in a while but that’s when he pops up as your opening day 1B!

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently people think he’s old… “SARCHASM” I KNOW

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

If LaRoche wasn’t wanting the moon. I would say him. And there is a possibility that his market will come down.

I just think this also may be too soon.

I am almost to the point let Ishikawa have it for the year, see how he does, and if not, go after the better FA’s next year.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what i’m saying, it all comes down to money. But look, i’m cool with letting Ishikawa have it because he’s got the best defense on the infield… But who knows, his offense could improve

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Almost all the FA’s this year would be really good or really bad, depending on the contract

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LET ISHIKAWA PLAY!!! FUCK YOU DEROSA

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ishi wouldn't be a bad option

If we weren’t so dependent on offense. Anyway after DeRosa sucks for 100 AB’s Sandoval will be back to playing 3B and Ishi will be starting again and DeRosa will be a bench player.

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, but we do have a new hitting coach, wouldnt it be better to find out what he can do for TI? TI is a MUCH better defender than Pablo at 1st

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, his D is great

I think they deserve to give him a chance to be more than a platoon player. He wasn’t awful offensively but with our Offense…his struggles were magnified

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus he’s still young isnt he? in my opinion, Derosa should play outfield…. Uribe at SS Pablo at 3rd Ishi at 1st

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He turns 26 in september

so he’s younger than Velez. I wouldn’t mind giving him a chance in the OF.

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t we do that already

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ishi hasn't had a chance in the OF

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i swear they put him RF or LF

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think so

I could be wrong though

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by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe it was ST, but he hasn’t played OF since Rookie ball in ’02.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 28, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

got it, nevermind then

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would Ishikawa be in the outfield?

His value is in his defense at first base. We have enough mediocre lefty-hitting outfielders right now. The last thing this team needs is another one.

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/looks down

Damn it.

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hehe. I like reading this comment as though it had no context whatsoever.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn it.

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there really any point to moving Ishi to the outfield when 99% of his value comes from the fact that he’s a great defensive first baseman?

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember someone else who wanted to move Ishikawa to OF. Goofus?

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

k, let’s just move Pablo to 1st and we’ll just deal with the errors that come with it…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

…what?

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

what i’m saying…. is Derosa goes to 3rd, right? Where does that put Pablo? 1st, How good is Pablo playing 1st? is he as good defensively as TI?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It didn’t seem like a logical progression from the comment you were responding to.

And where else would it put Pablo but first? And of course he’s not as good as TI, Ishikawa was one of the very best defensive first basemen in baseball all of last year. I’ve been against moving Pablo to first for most of the offseason because the positional difference probably negates the improvement he’ll see in terms of UZR.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea i guess i went way off topic, but it was the way i understood it…. But yea, i’m starting to now believe that moving Pablo to first is a terrible idea because of that… Leave him at 3rd, put Uribe or someone at SS and leave TI at 1st, let the hitting coach help him out with his hitting

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Catcher?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 28, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!

/runs as McCoven gathers torches and pitchforks

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by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh?

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Responded to Jponry…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

After seeing Ishikawa in that ST Idol getup a lot of people wanted to have their way with Travis

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Goofus did want to do that.

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Delgado if he’s healthy

by GiantJay on Dec 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It appears as though he is not.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Still has not played in the VWL, last I heard.

by taliesin on Dec 28, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t have to get Velez out of left. They already have a few options that would be better than Velez in left. They needed logic and a first baseman.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

/sobs

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Logic is overrated and Velez has VROOOOM

/Sabes

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

 can we keep Garko and play Lewis and/or Bowker and save some money for next year’s free agent class? If so then, yes please.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s too late.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

 can we keep Garko and play Lewis and/or Bowker and save some money for next year’s free agent class? If so then, yes please.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s too late.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

They could have got Nick Johnson and left Panda at 3rd. But not now………..

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The sad part about this for me is that they’re signing him to be a 3B because Velez is soooo much better than DeRosa. Argh we need to sign a 1B (preferably LaRoche) pronto because we know they won’t start Ishikawa. Signing a free agent 1B means they will play that free agent no matter what (see Renteria). That means Sandoval will be moved to 3B and DeRosa to LF, meaning we don’t have to deal with Velez anymore

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

They could always play Velez in RF!

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by jcb9 on Dec 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ARCHWAY NUMBER 5

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

dies at the sad fact that the giants would actually do that

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

My fantasy lineup

CF Rowand
2B Sanchez
1B Sandoval
3B DeRosa
LF Lewis
SS Uribe
RF Schierholtz
C Posey/Whiteside
P

Jason Hill supporter 'til the end

by SSC24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

Assuming we sign DeRosa...

If we don’t sign him, thank God.

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by SSC24 on Dec 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

We are fu**ed ! hes going to sign . Cmon man 2 years 12 million for a 35 year old bum who hit 225 last year ?? who wouldnt take that !

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Fred.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Grant’s monitor is upside down again.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Photobucket

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not a llama

That’s a PushmePullyu

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by hairball on Dec 28, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

lol what

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 28, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m reading Pictures at a Revolution, and was pleasantly surprised by an ad for Dr. Dolittle for the LOLlama, which I’m guessing is the source.

by grape on Dec 28, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

A humble request

Grant’s boss RSS feed

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by hairball on Dec 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bet our enthusiasm for this only encourages him.

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

IM A CHIKIN LOL

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by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This is poetry of a high order. Plus, llamas.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa isn’t bad. I think he showed a lot of spark to go from a utility infielder type player to someone that has some power in the last four years. Except for the last part of last year with the Cardinals, his onbase percentage has been good. And you have to assume that his on base percentage was so low because he was swinging for the fences with Albert Pujols either hitting behind him or on base in front of him.

I’ve been thinking about this though. What is the Giants signed Jon Garland or Doug Davis and then traded J. Sanchez to the Marlins for Uggla. It’s sort of ludicrous that J. Sanchez is untouchable too. I can understand not wanting to trade Cain or Bumgarner, but at some point the ship is leaking from not enough offense and you have to make a move!

by parisspleen13 on Dec 28, 2009 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

He’s better now, but I think Bumgarner will have better career stats and it won’t be close. Bumgarner is a top 10 prospect, in all of baseball not just for the Giants, according to Baseball America and some other major sources.

If Sanchez was so great, he’d have been more than a number 4 starter by now. He walks every other hitter and crumbles in big innings.

by parisspleen13 on Dec 28, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take the guy with the sky-high K’s and no-hitter over the teenager with mysteriously diminished velocity and scant track record.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

well

you just lost your chance to GM a big league squad, buddy!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lol…proud of yourself?

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you know

Bobby Howry wasn’t really that bad last year.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you the guy who claimed that Sanchez was terrible after he threw the no-hitter and then got soundly proven wrong?

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s so much giving up Sanchez as giving him up for Uggla that people don’t like. Any player can be traded for the right return (e.g., Lincecum for Feliz/Smoak/Andrus/Feldman/Holland/Hunter/Borbon). If Uggla were cheaper or controlled for another year, that trade might be worth it, but not for two years at the money he’ll get. If the Marlins want to just dump his salary and we don’t have to give up much, though, I’m all for it…

by GiantJay on Dec 28, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well the thing is that the general opinion = The giants are less desperate than the Marlins. They HAVE to keep their salary low so they benefit more from the revenue sharing that goes on. They will get more desperate as Opening Day looms ahead. We, are in a position of power, because Uggla is not the only option we have to sign. There is LaRoche (with his soon to be affordable rates) among others, and we gotta give the Marlins something of equal value relative to the trade, not the player’s value. Because they’re trying to do a salary dump, we shouldn’t need to give them a player of equal value in return; thus we offer something like Clayton Tanner and a low level prospect.

Well, that’s what I hope happens. Sabean might give away Sanchez anyways. =/

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

something like Clayton Tanner and a low level prospect

So… two low level prospects.

by The Double Deuce on Dec 28, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

yeah

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

not as bad as yahoo but there are some serious fanboys there _

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, let’s trade one of our top 4 starting pitchers for a bad defensive second baseman who probably won’t play second base on the Giants when we have very little starting pitching depth in the upper minors at the moment, that’s a great idea.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. Also, those blocks represent Velez’s statistical contribution: -9 offense, +3 defense.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If The Gorilla Did It

OJ’s new children book, penned from prison.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

RACIST

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nickname Brainstorm!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Too easy.

I checked his wikipedia page for stuff.

He was born in New Jersey
He plays baseball
hes married to an ex-model

Now form some sort of nickname

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

J-Woww

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that works, he’s from NEW JOISEY

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

What exit?

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by bgunn on Dec 28, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s twice I didn’t get this today. Care to ’splain for the clueless?

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by bgunn on Dec 28, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Heidi’s husband.
whats his name
Hey where’s Heidi?

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

GAYRosa

lolololololol

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

Rosa translate to the color “pink”, or “rose”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The Pink Rose

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa will hit leadoff because...

“The rose goes in the front, big guy.”

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa!

Lets not go overboard with the masculinity here.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The Stinking Rose

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by Goofus on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully this does not prove to be correct.

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Garlic?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and de translates to “of”

so “of rose” or “of pink”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

According to this website, there is a Salsa de Rosa. He could be Salsa. Gets a hit, SALSA!!!, and so on. I assume if he screws up we’ll just call him an asshole.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy was born in New Jersey and went to college in Pennsylvania. He is as far from Salsa as you can get.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So now it has to make sense?

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But he might still be an asshole.

by The Double Deuce on Dec 28, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a videogame called Rule of Rose

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The Rose

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by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW ON THIRD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

win

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Bloomisoff

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If he’s playing the infield, we should judge him as a 1B, in which case he’s absolutely terrible. If he’s a LF, he’s not any better than Fred, and there’s a decent chance Bowker’s will also be as good or better. Even putting money aside, I don’t see how DeRosa improves the team. The only good thing is that he can play 2B if Sanchez gets injured, but you don’t pay $6M for a backup.

We’re now paying $12M a year for Sanchez and DeRosa, even though we could get at least as good (and probably better) production from Kelly Johnson and one of the cheap 1B free agents for less than half of that.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Thats my point, this does not improve the team from what we have now or had a month ago. It is just costing more money. But chances are that money would have gone bad had we not used it.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but overpaying for someone who helps the team is better than underpaying for someone who doesn’t.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 28, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

my last sentence was sarcasm. and I have no problem overpaying for someone who helps the team. I just do not think that DeRosa helps this team better than anything we already had.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure money goes bad if you don’t use it fast.

Like vodka!

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to think of the best way to use that reference but you beat me to it.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t worry about the best way to do things. I just go with the first thought in my head.

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

PANCAKES!

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, exactly.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And even as an utility infielder

His defense at third – probably no better than Pablo’s.

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by kennv on Dec 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Since his defense is just as bad as Sandoval’s, he has to hit significantly better than Ishikawa to improve the team. It’s 50/50 that he does, I think, but even if he does it will only be a marginal improvement.

by taliesin on Dec 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

He is wise. Listen to him now, hear him later.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the Thing? Awesome.

by grape on Dec 28, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

wasn't there a GI Joe villain with that too?

He’d be a good cleanup hitter… since he’s only 6" tall he’d walk all the time.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 29, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

He does, but he’s also a better hitter than Sanchez, and is 4 years younger and less injury-prone.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 29, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

He could probably still be a plus fielder in left

Pair him (or maybe a guy like Ryan Church) with Matt Diaz in the outfield and the Braves have a nice platoo— oh nevermind

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

If DeRosa hits .260 with 20 HRS next season, he’ll be the second most productive hitter on the Giants. I think he’ll do at least that well, so it’s worth it.

And I bet in six months, all these people bagging on him will be making comments during games about how good he is.

by parisspleen13 on Dec 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

So he will be Bengie Molina?

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew that sounded familiar

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Dec 28, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not too late

you might get both!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Except with the ability to score from second on a double.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And I bet in six months, all these people bagging on him will be making comments during games about how good he is.

People on this site?

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

YES, SUCH AS YOU DRSTANKUS

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you

accuse me of saying good things about a player.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

IT NEVER HAPPENS HERE

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no such thing as a good giants position player. Not on this site.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We bag because we care

I’ve been collecting weed jokes for Timmy’s highly anticipated opening day start.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Burn.

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by bgunn on Dec 28, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

neutered...

And I bet in six months, all these people bagging on him will be making comments during games about how good he is

  • llamas
  • lunch
  • indy rock
  • Heidi (it will be tank-top season)
  • Cha cha bowls

…I’m sure there’s more.

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by bgunn on Dec 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ewww

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I'd rather lease it

I’ll pay a portion of the price then return the contents in one of the public restrooms by 9th inning.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And I bet in six months, all these people bagging on him will be making comments during games about ..

Beer

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my sixth favorite drink!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The same could have been said about Ryan Garko.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

For less money.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Possibly half the money for one less year.

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But who do you think has the best chance to hit 20 hrs?

Bengie Molina?
DeRosa?
Ishi+Garko?
Bowker?
Aurillia?

DeRosa is the Aiurila signing from a few years ago. Al ittle over $5mil/yr for a utility fielder that can play the corners and has hit 20 hrs recently.

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by kennv on Dec 28, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HOMERS!

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by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t decide who would be more depressing as an everyday left fielder, DeRosa or Velez.

Starting DeRosa would show that the Giants still don’t understand that you get better by investing in young players. Starting Velez would show that the Giants still don’t understand that OBP is the most important baseball skill there is.

I guess I’d rather see Velez as the starter, just because I’m confident Bowker would have the job by June.

by Evan on Dec 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

But Velez had those 100 at bats!

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d bet Torres would get the first shot in left after Velez. VROOOMMM!

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That or they trade for a Jaun Pee Air type midseason.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

How is DeRosa at all depressing as an everyday LF?

His UZR numbers there are good, and his offensive production is at least average among LFs (assuming he’s closer to 2008 numbers next year and not 09)

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But he will not be playing LF for us.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I know

But he said DeRosa would be depressing as an everyday LF. Which is ridiculous. He wouldn’t knock your socks off, but he would not be depressing by any means.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s depressing because he’s not better than what we already have for free.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It is depressing if you think Fred Lewis could do a similar job.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If he lives up to his career numbers, he wouldn’t be depressing. But that’s a huge if. There aren’t many 35 year olds who do.

by Evan on Dec 28, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The 2010 DeRosa most makes sense on the Giants as a secondbaseman.

His production in the OF should be equaled, or bettered, but the existing pool questionable OFer’s already under control. He is a down grade at 3rd compared to Panda. And as a First baseman Overbay or Garkawa has more to offer. Uribe is far better utility man choice due to be able to play a solid SS and I doubt he get $6M this season. So, barring a crash and burn season for DeRosa, the Giants have will spent $12M a season for 2 second basemen. Not exactly the way to improve your offense tell alone improve your team’s position for the mid season or next winter.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The chance that he gets anywhere near his 2008 numbers is slim. He’s 35 and coming off a wrist injury.

His UZR as an outfielder doesn’t mean much, since he has little more than one season’s worth of innings out there, and most of those accumulated 4-5 years ago.

by Evan on Dec 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t a have a meaningful sample size in LF. His UZR’s in RF are very good, but they’re mostly from 2005-2006, and he’s turning 35 in two months. I think he’ll be decent but nothing special defensively.

Offensively he’s been about average for a LF the past three years, but he’s turning 35 next month.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And wrist injuries can often be pretty bad news in terms of hitting.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, if you’ve ever had one, you know they don’t go away in a hurry.

by Evan on Dec 28, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why Sabean considers this a bargain deal. But for the wrist injury, he would have offered DeRosa $10mil/2yr =P

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by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but you hated the Zito signing.

by Dan from NM on Dec 28, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Since nothing has been confirmed yet with ANY SIGNINGS for the giants… OT: Best pizza in San Francisco or East Bay, in my opinion, i like Patxis for deep dish… not too sure about just regular pizza

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

i had some pizza on haight street once. couldn’t tell you the name of it but it was pretty damned good.

east bay does not get visited much by me

by jobrien9 on Dec 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm, yea, i can’t think of the name either, because i’ve been out there and seen a pizza place, can’t think of it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Fat Slice?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Arinells

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by bgunn on Dec 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t say i’ve been there, i’ve been to Little Star, Amici’s, Tomassos (WHICH IS AWESOME)

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

High school lunch pizza!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut it Graham, not talking about HIGH SCHOOL, we’re talkin places you have to drive to to get

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

We had mountain mike's in middle school

I think it was $2.50 for a big slice plus a soda.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, we had that same kind of thing for middle school, not mountain mikes though… but that’s cheap

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

mountain mikes makes me vomit

if you go there for all you can eat you see every single person pouring ranch and extra cheese from the salad bar on it cause it tastes like ass.

by jobrien9 on Dec 28, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ewwwwww, that just doesnt sound appetizing

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Their salad bar made me sick. Have not gone back since.

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

tastes like ass

TWSS.

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by bgunn on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would anyone use ranch and extra cheese that tastes like ass?

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

One of these days I’m going to scour the archives and discover just how many times you’ve made fun of someone in this manner. You’re at 60,000 posts, so I’m gonna guess 10,000 instances.

This will be my life’s work.

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Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

We have $1.50 pizza

and soda is not allowed

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Life without soda at age 12-14?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No 12 year olds in high school

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

/walrusman joke

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by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty sure i never liked soda

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Weirdo.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

RoboQB

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 28, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Pop?

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think soda’s addictive qualities are underrated. I gave the stuff up over the summer, and craved it horribly for about three weeks after. Since then, I’ve had no interest in drinking it.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, same, i started drinking juice, milk, and water, SO MUCH BETTER FOR YOU, plus i lost a ton of weight

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The pizza

at UCR is great, low grease, seasoned (?) cheese, and the crust is nice and brown and full. and stone oven baked! its great XD

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

PIZZA BITES

I WIN

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh the savior of the hungry study nights :D

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in the easy bay

And I can’t think of a decent pizza place much less a really good one.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What.

Zachary’s. Cheeseboard pizza.

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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You're crazy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Dec 28, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

For example?

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheeseboard… never been there, but Zachary’s is pretty good, in my opinion Patxis in the city is MUCH MUCH MUCH better than Zachary’s…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

I like Patxi’s a lot, but I would never cross the bay to get it. Zach’s, on the other hand, I still do.

For skinny crust I love Goat Hill on Potrero. Giorgio’s in the Richmond is good and fun too (red check tablecloths, etc.)

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

See, the thing with me i guess, is that i would definitely drive over the bridge to get it… I’m in Moraga, so it’s only like a 30 minute drive to the city. Plus with me, i’m more of a fan of the fresh organic products in any of the food i eat…. Patxis does that, i’m pretty sure Zachary’s does that, but Giorgios is fantastic i agree with that

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the Cannelloni at Giorgios.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, not had that yet, but also if we’re talking thin crust in the city, you could say Pizzeria Orgasmica

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like the sauce at Goat Hill.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Goat Hill and Za.

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by SF Pete on Dec 29, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Tulios in WC

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Skipolini’s in Walnut Creek

by GiantJay on Dec 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Little Star is a deep dish place in the Mission. Probably the best pizza I’ve had in SF. Golden Boy in North Beach is right behind it though.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Dec 28, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Sir, I complement you on your discernment.

But what about thin crust? I’m torn between the more traditional Escape from NY / Arnell’s, and the artsy-fartsy Delphina / Flour and Water.

by grape on Dec 28, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Deep Dish doesn’t count as pizza ( outside of Giordanos in Chicago)

In the City, I like Village Pizzeria. It’s a little greasy and reminds me of Filippi’s Pizza Grotto in San Diego.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Village Pizzeria makes pretty good clam garlic pizza.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Deep dish doesn’t count as pizza because if it did then all other pizza would be too ashamed to even exist, because deep dish done right is so incredibly delicious.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Deep dish pizza does count… Patxis, and zachary’s are amazingly good pizzas

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Pizz’a Chicago.

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It has me

by dregarx on Dec 28, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! I used to go to the one in Santa Clara

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If you like pizza which resembles what I had in Rome, go to South Beach cafe in SF (also within a short walk of the ballpark).

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by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I always stop there before the game

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

never had it, nor heard of it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Its gud

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

really gud

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

oh its umazing

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

any other words you can think of?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

milk

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Amici’s /Barbieri

by Ltisme on Dec 28, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

eeeeew Amici’s blech!

overpriced burnt greasy cardboard ftl

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Not good pizza.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I was disappointed

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, i dunno about that, depends on if you get the half baked pizza… that’s what i do and love it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s OK but it is pricey.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, agreed, 30 bucks for an order of garlic bread, and a large pizza… wow

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not bad

and considering the location, it’s great. Has anyone ever eaten the cardboard pizza-type food derivative product sold in the park? I only made that mistake once.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a big fan of Amici’s but they do have gluten free crust available.

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by SF Pete on Dec 29, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Dunno about SF or East Bay pizza

But I’ve fallen in love with Fourth St. Pizza on Fourth and San Carlos in San Jose. $9.99 all you can eat slices and soda on Saturday nights. And it’s really good.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 28, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, i’ve heard about that place and i’ve heard good things, and that’s a cheap price for an all you can eat

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

According to Jayson Stark, DeRosa took a physical this morning (Via MLBTR)

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

god the message board there kills me. i have no idea why i still read the responses.

by jobrien9 on Dec 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

better or worse than yahoo sports or espn?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

not as bad as yahoo, but still pretty horrible

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

yahoo sports is pretty funny, IMO

but if consisently read it, i could see how it gets sickening

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

makes me hold KNBR callers in higher regard.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, the Giants are picking up, or are involved in with almost every free agent on the market.

I see them winning the NL West next year over the Dodgers by 3games.

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Turn your head and cough.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

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by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BEGIN RAGE NOW BEFORE CONTRACT TERMS ARE ANNOUNCED
The 34-year-old free agent has been pursued by a number of teams this winter, including the Yankees, Mets, Cubs, Cardinals, Braves and Phillies, but hasn’t been able to find a club willing to give him the three-year deal he was originally seeking.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

OH
MY
GOD

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Its pretty obvious its a 2/12 contract
mlb.com story

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

way to ruin the fun

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s why I get up every morning.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
SAN FRANCISCO — The Giants are moving closer to signing Mark DeRosa, one of this offseason’s most coveted free agents, an industry source confirmed Monday.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, all kinds of fail in that article.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe “coveted” was in reference to his wife’s presence in the stands???

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by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

well

most coveted in that he’s surely in the top half of free agents this year, right?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, now I see why they call you the Doctor!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Not according to KLAW. I believe he was in the lower 30s or lower 40s of the top 50?

by Cheeeese! on Dec 28, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Haft........

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

sinful

thou shalt not covet thy opponent’s mediocre utilityman

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Even more lulz!!
DeRosa likely would start at third base for the Giants, with Pablo Sandoval moving to first.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Why am in I not laughing?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a “fun fact”

by sfoakbay on Dec 28, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

we all knew this was coming, but yet we still hope that the giants management is not that stupid

by jobrien9 on Dec 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

BORK!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Man...

I hope the Cubs or Mets swoop on DeRosa.

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 28, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

/cuts wrists

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So the Yankees are talking to the Cubs about Zambrano.

Fuck

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Meh, they can have him (for what he’d cost).

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The principle of it bothers me more than anything

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Dec 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see that, but you could look at it as hubris. The Yankees are so wrapped up in cornering the market on premium players that they are ignoring Zambrano’s red flags.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll punch Jeter in the dugout.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 28, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

But Fuck!

They already got Vazquez and Granderson !

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah

Zambrano is a hot head who is injured a lot.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It's on SFGiants.com now

And since it’s usually the last to get news, the deal is likely as good as done.
Giants hit the Mark, close in on versatile DeRosa
(GET IT?!)

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

everyone loves word play.

by jobrien9 on Dec 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and this is one of the highlights

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7023155

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

that throw to second is pure comedy.

by jobrien9 on Dec 28, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/Brian Sabean throws Chris Haft a treat

Good dog!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

VERSATILE!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/Chris Haft’s back bleeds from incessant self-patting

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a Firefly reference.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yu Darvish?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Dec 28, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

is that a club in the Castro?

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Sunset.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I always go to the Sunset when I’m looking to party.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm… how’d I miss that one?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Dec 28, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I start my rage all over again?

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

wait for it wait for it…..

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Grab your pitch fork.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand, this is a million times better than signing Podsednik.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

Or Jermaine Dye.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

But Without Garko

When can sign Dye & Pods as well

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They still might sign Dye.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

At least this poop doesn’t smell nearly as bad as that other poop!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It's like the difference between lighting yourself on fire and blowing yourself up.

Neither good, but I’ll definitely take one over the other. YOU DECIDE WHICH

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren't they the same?

I mean, explosions involve heat…

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d imagine exploding would be a little quicker. Okay, let’s go guillotine vs headsman.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hhhmm, the choices. Do I get to sample before making a final decision?

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

A Scotty Pods signing would be pure comedy though.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest, I was kinda hoping for it.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s still time

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not going to rage against this deal

But just because I try not to be a rageful guy. But I do hate the deal for all the negatives Grant listed. I also think versatility is nice, but you don’t need the flexibility of Sanchez and DeRosa on a team that already has Sandoval and could get Uribe back at a salary that better approximates the backup/versatile role.

In the end I think I’ll like rooting for DeRosa, but I’d like for Sabean and Co to make a move that I could wholeheartedly support for the first time in the 21st century..

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Spoiler Alert

The SF Giants have probably 2 of the top 10 players in the game.

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

pity about the rest.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

with another 2 of the best prospects on the way

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But we’re getting some not-so-smelly crap to go with it!

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

as in so old that has dried out?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

haha!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like Pablo as well, but I doubt he is in the top 10.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially not if he’s playing third. He’s got a shot if he stays at his position.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm. ‘Especially if he’s not playing 3rd.’ Yes, much better.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and they call you a Dr?

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you said he called himself a doctor.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a table sitter

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And you think that other people believe that you call yourself a doctor?

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel that I have heard rumors to the effect that other people believe that I call myself a doctor.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo was ranked 19th in WAR among position players in 2009. Food for thought. Not that WAR means everything, of course.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, something similar for win shares.

Could he be in the top 10 this year? Possibly.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Peace not WAR man.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Dec 28, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Peace is a bad stat.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Players eliminated after coaching errors?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Dec 28, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants' Hitting Philosophy

Make LOB, not WAR!

: D ?

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s in the top 25 if we’re including pitchers.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 28, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

some guy at mlbtraderumors seriously just proposed Pat Burrell and 3 mil to the Giants for Runzler and Tommy Joseph because we already have Posey

by 49erEmpire on Dec 28, 2009 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Wow.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take Burrell for nobody and $6 million

by GiantJay on Dec 28, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants get Burrell and at least $3M
Rays get their choice of EME or Jax or Pill

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, wil really wants Burrell if he’ll give up one of his big three for them.

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by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That would still mean Burrell would cost $6 million. He was pretty awful last year at the plate, and his defense has always been bad, so that’s just too much. Hell, I would’ve rather had Hideki Matsui for that price…

by GiantJay on Dec 28, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Any of those 3 would be good throw ins to a deal that would bring Burrell over, despite the 6 mil.

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ignoring that you can’t trade a player until a year after you draft them

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

PTBNL!

(yes, there is a max time on that too)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 28, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

oh mlbtraderumors.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m too embarrassed to read any comments from Giants fans there. Actually, I don’t bother reading any comments there anymore even though I still check the site quite a bit…

by GiantJay on Dec 28, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

its rosterbation city over there

by 49erEmpire on Dec 28, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t give Sabean any ideas.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

how dirty!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

OT FLAMING LIPS POST

Anyone heard the cover of Dark Side of the Moon they did with Stardeath and White Dwarfs? IT has Henry Rollins on it too. It’s bizarre but good. Very similar to Embryonic.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 28, 2009 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

It was super weird but I really enjoyed it. I mean, I wouldn’t pick it over the original, but it was a fun listen.

I was just sliiiiightly disappointed by their version of Us and Them, since it would seem like Wayne Coyne was born to sing that song. But it needed a bit more ‘oomph’ during the FORWARD HE CRIED, etc. parts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This signing is only good if the Giants use it to drive down the price on Uggla and ultimately trade for Uggla. Then you get DeRosa in LF.

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t say that I expect this crew of Braszz to be so clever.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

CSNBayArea.com’s Mychael Urban tweets that he’s heard a whisper connecting the Giants to free agent reliever Kiko Calero.

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

Bobby Howry’s replacement? Shouldn’t be hard to find. How’s Kiko Calero grab G’s fans? Just heard first whisper on it.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

double who?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The thumb guy

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

wow exciting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If there's one thing I trust Sabean on

It’s pitching, relief pitching in particular. I blindly trust that Kiko would be good.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

True dat

Sabean never missed on pitchers………………..

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Armando Benitez disagrees with you

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Must be Magowan's fault.

The completely reasonable alternative is too terrible to consider.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sidney Ponson also disagrees

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t pitch decently in the playoffs, which was the whole point of that trade.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 28, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT CLUTCH

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

that would make our bullpen the best in baseball or at least the NL, i’d say in all of baseball

by 49erEmpire on Dec 28, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing I remember about Kiko Calero was him being part of the Mark Mulder trade.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Kiko Calero is definitely a good pitcher. I like him a lot. All for it.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If there is one thing any teams needs

It is relievers who don’t throw strikes!

LOL 4.5 BB/9 last season! LMAO 5.8 BB/9 THE YEAR BEFORE!!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER MIND MY PREVIOUS POST

KILL THE BUM!

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s pretty consistently able to K more than 9 per 9 though. K/BB of 2.33 and 2.30 the last two years

I’m for it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

O_o

this is my reaction to the entire offseason

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

boring

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Boring is watching the giants offense… or the niners offense!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon he would give El Guapo a playmate

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone needs to give Wilson a haircut.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta love Papa Dubs

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

And his mohawk.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

eh. don’t mind it that much

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Man it feels shitty that alot of the “popular” kids are getting together now home from school and going out and partying… while my friends that i got here don’t really do that as much

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll bet your parents even got you on curfew. Blows, man! But parents, am I right?

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even that, i was never on curfews, just i thought the popular kids here were complete DBAGS, and yea i was right, because in college the dudes there are alot better

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

After high school, you do realize that mostly everyone you knew, where complete D-Bags.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know where.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

well, they are complete assholes… and they are still hanging out now, which i could care less… but they probably still keep the same stupid attitude

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Since you’re all grownsed up and they’re still “dbags,” now’s the time to run circles around them intellectually.

by sakbaum on Dec 28, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Then they’ll use their D-Bag logic

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is d-bag logic truly logic?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

by sakbaum on Dec 28, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounds kind of like a light clapping sound.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Is there such a thing as a naked transvestite?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 29, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m more of a “stay at home and watch reruns of The Soup” kind of a guy, myself.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope you’re being sarcastic…. But i like to get out and do things with friends, but my friends all they do is “Hey let’s go smoke” or something very dumb like that. Whereas i would like to go to the bar, or just drink, relax, talk, watch some sports, something

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Joel McHale is pretty funny, man.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

true that, he is very funny, i just like to do something instead of sit around… thats where i work out every night

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you need new friends.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

good to know, especially when i’m at college

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ah that’s lame, i also dont see the point of sitting around at a hookah bar doing hookah. it just seems so…single purpose as opposed to smoking and watching tv…or drinking and watching a game at AT&t

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, i totally agree, but i really don’t have many friends that want to GO to a giants game, since they’re either A’s fans or just lame

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

or post on a baseball nerd site

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

With a bunch of “nerds” that like to stay at home and do nothing

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

me likey me basement

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

Except replace “The Soup” with “cartoons”.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s here to save the nation!
So stay tuned to this station
If not we’ll be unemployed
Freakazoid!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 28, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I got season one on DVD

Man, that show was really weird.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly don’t remember anything about it except for the way he looks.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Poo gas!

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I see…

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE9JPUeSwdY

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh…

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine the guy writing that Tibet sequence and thinking, “This is gold, my friend, gold!”

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop sitting around smoking hookahs.

by sakbaum on Dec 28, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

Replace “The Soup” with “Soap”

"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on Dec 28, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a big party person myself so I don’t mind.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But you would just hang around, have a beer and relax, right? with friends

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a drink at my house w/ friends, but i’ll go out occasionally. I’m not much or a partier.

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 28, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes me feel better

Other night went to a christmas party where it was basically all kids I knew in high school that chose to go to the same college where they can all hang out with each other still. What’s the point?

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Dec 28, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

just like 90210

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 28, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

AGREE, yea this is pretty much what i’m talking about, i go to school in Ohio, away from everyone, and then i come back and i have like 3 or 4 maybe 5 good friends here… rather others have a huge connect, but that’s because of where they go to school

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to Colorado, everyone else went to Colorado State. All they do is reminisce about last weekend and hang out with each other over break, which is hardly a break

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Dec 28, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yea, that’s pretty much what goes on here… Apparently the only problem was me not drinking or partying much when i was in High School, and had a weird dad, that’s why i didn’t hang out with the popular crowd

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I know what you mean about the drinking thing. The few times I wanted to drink in high school I ended up taking care of everyone. College changed my stance on drinking though. I knew basically everyone in the “popular crowd”, but didn’t have enough in common to hang out with them. Where in Ohio btw?

Santiago is only 44, get it done Sabean

by BringBackBenitoSantiago on Dec 28, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, like when you’re in college, there is no “popular crowd” and you can just drink and have fun with anybody. I didn’t have anything in common with the guys in high school, because they were complete assholes. And i’m not an ass hole i’m a nice guy… I go to Miami Ohio, near Cincinnati

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This this this

at the risk of sounding cliche x a billion
college is way more chill than high school. it was always about who’s cool and who’s not and in college, everyone hangs out and whatnot

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, i just think you can make so many more friends in college because there are so many more people. yea in college, nobody cares if you were cool in high school or not

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty much

or the people who are all crotchety about their clique or what not tend to stay inside their frats

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, and i mean, i’m in a frat, but i made a few new friends this past semester, and would definitely go out and hang with other guys… but these people here at home just stay with the same people

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well i mean like, the types who actually care if you were cool in high school and stuff, tend to associate in group, meaning the out group wouldn’t chill with them anyhow. it’s a nice system that allows you to chill with people who want to chill. lol. Haha for sure. It’s basic networking; you go to college far away if youc an to expand your horizons

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much, i mean, i expanded my horizons, learned to live on my own, made a TON of new friends, and umm when i came back here i didn’t have as much… but isn’t that supposed to happen? But i do have a few friends here anyway

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this thread is good evidence that a lot of us on this blog like to sit around and do nothing.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i just like talkin bout anything… but sadly yes

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Bored

I’m off work this week, nothing else better to do.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

nuthin better than coming late to the party

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there really something to celebrate?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Umm… that… umm… ITS MONDAY!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

bleh

back to school in a few days. Is Miami on semester?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

HUH??? we don’t start up until the 11th

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, I was referring to me. UCR is on the quarter system, our break ends on the 3rd. Haha I forgot to add the I’m in front of my comment. lolz

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No no, i understand, i’m just surprised you start so soon! that’s crazy!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah well it’s crazy cuz we fit 3 quarters into roughly the same time as 2 semesters, so we get shorter breaks. most of my friends go to the CSU’s and some of them don’t even start until the end of January

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA, doesnt that suck, so you’re pretty much screwed with going to school early and ending late

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m tardy for the party

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

MEHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants and Mark DeRosa are in agreement on a two-year deal believed to be worth $12MM, tweets SI’s Jon Heyman.

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

SI_JonHeyman derosa, #giants in agreement on 2-year deal, believed to be for $12 mil. physical was today. uribe possible,too.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

two versatile RHH with some pop

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

why is EVERYTHING these days announced on twitter. soon the news is going to become irrelevant

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 28, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

easy to get the info out, and doesnt require a WHOLE STORY

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

a whole story on the signing wouldn’t be all that hard.

DeRosa signed with giants today for X, he as averaged Y playing for A,B,C and will most likely play Z for the giants

“it’s a great opportunity and a great organisation with GREAT fans and GREAT stuff” said DeRosa who is yet to comment

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 28, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

yea, but if you’re competing to get the info out FIRST, a tweet is perfect, it’s just a full sentence, that’s it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

coming first doesn’t always get you a prize! /innuendo

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol

by Tim LinCyYoung on Dec 28, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If you aint first youre last

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

that doesn't make sense

you can be second, you can be third

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But… you told me that… “boy i was high when i said that”

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Newspapers are already pretty much gone

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly this is the truth

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah big…

LOL AT ME FOR MAJORING IN JOURNALISM

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 28, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 28, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

sadly, eggrolls are all I got right now

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

how is that sad???

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you GrahamCrakalaka, you always do know how to positive spin on everything in life

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Im just saying, I wish I had an eggroll right now

You have any idea what ive eaten today?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t, but I would like to know

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I had 2 doughnuts for breakfast, and a brownie for lunch.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, seriously, I don’t care how young you are or how good your genes are, you can’t just only eat crap all of the time.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, that’s just really bad… i’ve been there before, weighed 280, stopped, now i weigh 235, and only eat fresh things and or cook it myself

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You can just only exclusively do it if you want.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re Tim Lincecum.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 29, 2009 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you been in a bakery all day?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Cookies for dinner right? or Cake? TOUGH CHOICE

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we had a family event yesterday that was catered and not that many people ate so how we have like a million cheesecake sqaures and brownies and cookies sitting around the house

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP SNACKING YOU DUMMY!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I just ate a cutie

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

STOPPPPP, you know you’re gonna end up like me? some dumb fat ass

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A cutie is a fruit

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

oh… well, now i feel like an idiot

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

do we need to have a frank discussion about the dangers of oral sex?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

Maybe.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Will there be pictures?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Bleh I need to learn how to cook too. I just ate an asian pear and 3 bananas today. Bananas make hunger go away so well

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

the shirt is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

can you cook anything? pasta?

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody could cook pasta.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

english muffins?

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No pasta left =/ made it all for a potluck dinner

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Never had an egg roll, is that sad?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yes and shocking

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s an egg in a roll?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Your kidding, right?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Dont be like that… how would i know what an eggroll is if i have never had one?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

They are the bomb. Seriously, go into town and get one. They are like the epitome of Asian American cooking, along with the potsticker

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll get one, i need to get that, and some good mexican while i’m here in the Bay Area until i leave for Ohio

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

haha I go to Riverside, no shortage of good mexican here :D

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

screw you! haha, that is awesome then, lucky you, i get a good dose of “oh hey look, another corn field”

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t get good Chinese food though, the asian area of LA does though. Which is good, ’cuz an asian guy can die from eating Panda Express. hahaha

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yea panda express just doesnt sound as good as going into San Francisco and going into a hole in the wall place

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Youve never even seen one?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I have… but just never had one

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Theyre hella good. You need to stop by the nearest Panda exprexx and pick some up. Theres one in Concord

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree, man. If you’re gonna get eggrolls, don’t get them from the McDonald’s of Chinese food. Go into a Chinatown if you can and get an order from a dim sum place or just a regular restaurant.

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Chinatown isnt very convenient. of course they will be better

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha imagine how inconvenient it is for me in Sacramento. XD
It’s just that Panda’s eggrolls are kinda more burrito like than a real one

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever theyre like, theyre damn good

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, ah went to Riverside!

It sucked!

Are you aware that Giants pitching PHENOM Dan Runzler is also a Riverside grad?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he graduated did he? Same for Matt Montgomery, I think they were drafted as juniors or something. But yeah Troy Percival went there too. :D

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Montgomery

was he a RHP who was in the Pirates and then the Giants organization?

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure

Marlins or Yankees…idk, he wasn’t all that great

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is possible. I just assumed he was a grad because he was around for, it seemed, as long as I was, and left the same year I did.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And why did it suck? I love Riverside so far

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot, dangerous. Nothing to do but drink. You’ll see what I mean.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

well i’m used to the hot, Sac gets incredibly hot during the summer, and Yeah I get the dangerous part. but I mean schoolwise, I’m already in a lab, doing grunt work, sure, but I’m pretty happy with my academic situation, and if it means that Riverside=less parties, i don’t mind that so much

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, the school was fine. I have a friend who works in a lab down there. Eddie O’Neil, maybe you know him?

I’m from Sac as well. The coincidences abound. Go Kings! Go Highlanders!

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What a small world haha
Speaking of which, i’ve noticed the school has this inflated sense of pride, like if they don’t promote RSIDEEEEE!!!! enough they’ll be struck dead with lightning from the heavens. hah

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that at Davis too.

It was met with a resounding ‘meh’ by most of the school.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

wherever you’re at Graham i’ll meet you there and you can witness me eat my first ever egg roll

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda actually sounds really good

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

aight, let’s go to Panda Express…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

 I dont have a licence

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Rats!

Foiled again

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully I get it in about a week, then pedestrians will be at my mercy!!!!!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Umm, pick me up? just don’t drive into the house on the way

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No gaurantees

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like puke wrapped in something

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Au contraire

my gastronomically challenged friend :-)

A light flaky bite of heaven.

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Veggies and meat…basically. Depends on how you make it, you can have pork or chicken. Ever have a Vietnamese sandwich?

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, never had one… but that sounds good, hence this is me “expanding my horizons”

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The question is, where do you get your Vietnamese food while in Riverside? If you say something other than Pho Saigon, you’ve been making a series of terrible mistakes.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha I like Pho Saigon…is it a chain? cuz I swear I saw one in Diamond Bar…

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

There are many, many Pho Saigons in the world. Just like ‘Yummy Pho,’ ‘Tasty Pho,’ and so on.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea haha. The Pho Vinam is fairly good but their rice plates aren’t too good IMO

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Take a trip down to Little Saigon in Stanton. Great restaurants there. I think we already had this conversation before.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually something along these lines:

garlic, red or green chili, minced fresh shiitake mushrooms, finely sliced and chopped
,Chinese cabbage ,sliced or shredded into thin matchstick-length pieces, spring (green) onions, sliced lengthwise into matchstick-length pieces
egg, fresh bean sprouts cooked in
stir-fry sauce (fish sauce, lime juice, sugar)

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by nvsfg on Dec 28, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm, sounds pretty good actually, not that bad

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

and fried man, deep fried.

often a key to delciousness.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Deep fry anything and i guess it’s good

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it gives it a leg up

deep fried Rentaria anyone?

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Eggroll is good…Lumpia is better.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really a fair comparison, though. Meat always wins.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs moar meat.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Did you see that Man vs. Food is looking for pics of food challenges for some upcoming episode?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not see that. I will look into this.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get why it's so difficult to find good egg rolls.

It seems like they’re always undercooked, and few things are more off-putting than a gummy, underdone egg roll.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 28, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, i took a journalism class this last semester, good luck with journalism…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely never pursued an actual Journalism job and am not working in anything too close to Journalism now. Yay for meaningless degrees! But hey, at least college was fun!

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you’re DONE with college… haha, at least you’re done, now on to work… I’m on my way with a Geography degree, so we’ll see what i can do for an internship here in the Bay next summer

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

haha yeah graduated in 07

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice, well you’ve found something, right?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah all good in the working world right now

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for you!!! did you work prior to this?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah been working pretty much full time since I graduated. There was a month or two when I had no job after I moved from LA back to the bay back in June

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

nice, what i’m saying is, i’m kinda worried because i haven’t worked at all and i’m thinking it would be a good idea to get a job and work this next summer. I would then have one semester left at school until i’m out

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, well I’m sure you’ve heard internships can be good. Many times they don’t pay, but if they turn into something later on then awesome. Gotta take that risk though cause it also looks good on your resume to say you have ANY experience.

Many times even for an entry level job they will want people with experience and you’ll be like “how the hell do you get a job if you have no experience in the first place” Internships many times are the answer

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

for sure, thanks man, i’ll try that next summer, because at this point in time i’m going to have to do that, even though i’ll be doing school, i’m just not sure what i’m GOOD AT

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

meh, nobody is really good at what they do at first

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

true, i guess i’m just worried about the rejection, but arent we all… i guess you could say i just am one of those guys that have a good work ethic, but the results don’t show

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha yeah you’ll get rejected a lot. I sent my resume and cover letter in to a bunch of places that I never even heard back from. Just don’t take anything personally

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Never will, that’s why i’m getting a job MAYBE for next semester, but most definitely for next summer, just not sure where

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Dont worry about it

I turn 30 next yr and havent worked yet. Luckily, I have a built in job with my family’s real estate and investment business ince I finally get my degree

by MagicMike23 on Dec 28, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

journalism doesn’t have to die.

all the overhead to get dead tree pulp on my doorstep? that needs to die.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

damn it

well, what’s done is done. I hope this isn’t the ONLY signing we make….Mark Derosa isn’t going to help us overtake the Rockies.

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like this.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

i don’t like you, but i’m not coming out and saying it! wait a minute….

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I still say Sabean makes another signing for a bat, and I predict it will be Damon. (plus Uribe will be back)

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

Waste of $$

2 weeks ago we turn down Kouzmanoff for 2 spare parts Lewis and Frandsen. now give a 35 yr old 12 million…where’s the logic here?? But Derosa is a gamer and play lots of positions!!

by MagicMike23 on Dec 28, 2009 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

If I remember correctly, the Padres turned down Kouz for Lewis and Frandsen

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont think you rememeber correctly.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

you do not remember correctly

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by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

nobody wants them two bums – even the giants

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the assist.

WHERES THE MAGIC NOW, MIKE?

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A magician never reveals his tricks

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

but a pimp does

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

you remember

poorly

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by jctGamer on Dec 28, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, it improves the team. It’s not horrible, and the cost is far from prohibitive.

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Kouz wouldn’t have been great.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If Natto vouches for Kouz then glad Sabes did not consumate the dealio

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

But I don’t.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs says stuff we already know and assume
For example, they could play DeRosa in left field and re-enter talks for third baseman Adrian Beltre. Or they could stick DeRosa at third and look for an outfielder that could be better equipped to hit at the top of the order. And with Juan Uribe getting close to returning, too, there should be plenty of roster flexibility for Manager Bruce Bochy — and insurance in case shortstop Edgar Renteria doesn’t have anything left.

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

also

this is for whoever (scout6) doubted that the Giants want Panda at 1b

Wherever DeRosa ends up playing, it appears Pablo Sandoval will be moving to first base. That’s where everyone envisioned him playing in the long run, anyway.

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

dumb.

stupid, pointless, makes me weep for the state of the franchise.

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by Viliphied on Dec 28, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

this must be why Baggs makes the big bucks

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, he is reporting to more people than just us who are on this site all day

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and probably reporting from the 19th hole, right Poppy?

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh

Pods > Velez?

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by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

at the monetary cost?

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumb.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Dec 28, 2009 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

I agree that it’s dumb, but doesn’t it make the team better, if only by a hair?

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by Alex_Lewis on Dec 28, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think , in the short term, the test will be what kind of #5 starter we begin the season with. Off the cuff, with out grabing an evolope, Derosa is what, maybe .75 win improvement without a carrer year. My gut says he is much less. So would that money have gotten that kind of improvement in a better #5 Starter then what we begin the season?

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be excited to watch the following lineup…

LF – Damon
2B – Sanchez
3B – DeRosa
1B – Sandoval
RF – Bowker
C – Posey
CF – Rowand
SS – Renteria

…even after acknowledging that there were better upgrades and bargains in every corner of the market. Damon will be overpaid by someone, DeRosa isn’t likely to continue hitting like he has, Sandoval’s value is diminished at first, Sanchez is the very definition of average, etc… But if that’s the lineup, I’ll be willing to overlook all of that. That’s how low my standards are for Sabean.

Now, I’m fully expecting this:

LF/CF – Velez
3B/LF – DeRosa (with Uribe starting when DeRosa is in the outfield)
2B – Sanchez
1B – Pablo
RF – Schierholtz
C – Torrealba
CF – Rowand
SS – Renteria

…so you can see why the first one excites me.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 28, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

1st Lineup: Meh

2nd lineup: Barf

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by CB30 on Dec 28, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

 is a HUGE improvement over the last few years. sad, but true….

by giantdonkey on Dec 28, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

/ looks at the RF spot.

You have more hope than I. I am envious.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

… in right field Scott Podsenik!

or maybe Torress.

/ Chants, " Olivio, Jacobs, Podsednik" Then smacks head with a 1 X 6. This will continue tell the pain decreases and moral improves.

by daveinexile on Dec 28, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

In a vacuum, this is a nice contract for a nice player.

It’s a good deal.

BUT…
There’s no way in hell I’d make that deal as a Giants GM. Push comes to shove, I start Travis Ishikawa and Bowker at the utility spots next year and spend all that money on the international FA pipeline.

I hate that this will likely see Pablo playing more games at 1B, and aside from the fact that the improvement over Ishikawa and Bowker (Garko, even) is not really worth the money, I am holding true to the nebulous concept of the youth movement which dictates that TI deserves a chance to show he can grow enough to reach league-average in his sophomore season. This is backed by the knowledge that the Giants are truly an 82-win team as it stands anyhow, and the 1-2 DeRosa wins aren’t getting us into the postseason.

If it needs to be spent, and the money is capped, calculated 1-year gambles with very high upside should be the order of this offseason (ex: Bedard), not reliable 1/2- win increases on multiple-year deals for aging players.

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by dregarx on Dec 28, 2009 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

This is backed by the knowledge that the Giants are truly an 82-win team as it stands anyhow, and the 1-2 DeRosa wins aren’t getting us into the postseason.

An 82-win team can be a 90-win team with some pythag love, and then those extra two wins would be pretty meaningful. Teams should add two-win players whenever they can, provided that the cost of those two-win players don’t hurt their efforts to acquire three-, four-, or five-win players.

I don’t think that the difference between Garko and DeRosa really is two wins, but I can definitely see it being the difference between Ishikawa and DeRosa.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 28, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant, since this is not an official “Giants sign Mark DeRosa” thread, does this mean there will be ANOTHER Derosa thread coming (and 1000 more comments?)

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by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

will said comment be deep fried? And maybe include pork?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, 800 of those would be about whatever off topic crap we feel like discussing, so they’d happen no matter what the ostensible topic of discussion was.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 28, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that on the second Spinal Tap album?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

In terms of the addition of two-win players hurting the efforts to acquire three-, four-, or five-win players, it’s the second year that worries.

A commitment of $6 mil (minimum) during the 2011 season is a cost that in my mind likely hurts efforts to acquire more wins with the same money.

I am not so wedded to the “youth movement” with players like Ishikawa and Bowkerstarting as to consider it the only tenable option. Yes, there’s risk involved- I am relying on the improvements of players as they gain experience to bring the team success. Call it a matter of personal preference that I would like Ishikawa to be in the lineup next year rather than DeRosa.

I am willing to forgo those two wins in order to gain more wins in 2011, though it may dampen chances of reaching the postseason this season. The combination of Posey and not-Renteria that year lifts the true talent threshold and the payroll flexibility, and there is a chance of Bumgarnery goodness pushing it even further. The wins in 2011 will increase the probability of reaching the playoffs more than the wins in 2010.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 28, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

Were you eligible for “Best Newcomer” this season?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 28, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. I started with about 2 weeks left in the season, and when the voting was going on, I had about 10 comments to my name.

Probably yes, but I guess bad timing on my part, huh?

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 28, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Lame

You’d have my vote… saying a bunch of the stuff I want to say and saving me the energy.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 28, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose it’s possible that DeRosa might be worth two wins more than Ishikawa, but take a look at their Chone projections: .255/.333/.414 vs. .258/.326/.422.

Any plan that involves winning eight extra games over and above the team’s true talent level isn’t much of a plan. And in addition to the money, which adds up, there are opportunity costs involved with roster spots and playing time. Every at-bat DeRosa gets is one fewer at-bat for everyone with any semblance of a chance of being a real contributor down the road.

by Evan on Dec 29, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Any plan that involves winning eight extra games over and above the team’s true talent level isn’t much of a plan

Oh, I totally agree. I just don’t want to pooh-pooh an extra win here and there, regardless on whether or not the Giants overpaid to get it. If that extra win costs so much that it prevents the team from picking up an extra three, then there are obvious problems, but I don’t think DeRosa is what’s standing between the Giants and a legit upgrade.

And I’ll take the over on the DeRosa and the under on the Ishikawa.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 29, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Thing is, DeRosa’s career line against RHP is .265/.333/.397. I think we can agree that Ishikawa can at least match that against RHP, in which case his defense makes him more valuable. DeRosa really only helps against LHP.

Ishikawa really is awful against LHP, but it’s not like there was ever a chance that he’ll get starts against them, right? I mean, free 1B who can hit LHP pretty well have to be pretty easy to find. Glaus has a career .957 OPS against LHP, and signed for 1 year, two million. Shave off 100 points for his injury and that’s still about as good as DeRosa’s career line against LHP (and DeRosa is 3 years older, and had some injury problems too). Garko has a career .887 against LHP, and is going to sign for very little money.

Ishikawa against LHP was never an option, so he’s not the right guy to compare to DeRosa. DeRosa is basically a RH platoon 1B, and should be compared to a replacement-level RH platoon 1B. And that replacement level is really, high. There’s no chance that DeRosa, over ~180 PA’s, is 2 wins better than that.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 30, 2009 4:34 AM PST up reply actions  

great

with all these versatile players, now we can have a different lineup for every day, let alone every inning. Bochy must be rosterbating like crazy!

by speedyt72000 on Dec 28, 2009 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

hmm, clown cars are pretty versatile

all those clowns can play different positions

/signs clown car to 3 yr/$21 MM contract

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

1000 comments on derosa

What if bay or holliday was signed, this site might blow up with excitement

by MagicMike23 on Dec 28, 2009 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

I find "riled up with anger" to be more productive.

If the Giants signed Holliday, I wouldn’t feel the need to pat Sabean on the back more than once, but bad moves make me want to kick him in the ass repeatedly.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 28, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

If the Giants signed Holliday, I wouldn’t feel the need to pat Sabean on the back more than once, but bad moves make me want to kick him in the ass repeatedly.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

whats APWAS?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Athletic Pat With A Squeeze.

You need to watch more Giants games, Krukow mentions it at least once a series.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 28, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched almost every game this past season…how did i never hear this?!?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer the ATWAP. Athletic Thanks with a Pat.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he mentions it as much as you think.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 28, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

well, that's like your opinion, man

groug think at it’s best

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The site will crash and burn and SB Nation will have to water us down.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 28, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s bring the house down

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

A Younger Version of Aurilia

that is DeRosa, and who cares.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 28, 2009 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Younger AND a hotter wife?

Sold!

We just traded who for who?!

by BawLa on Dec 28, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

god i hate being a giants fan , our front office knows nothing about the game of baseball !!! i bet he plays a month then has surgery and is out for the rest of the year . fucking 35 years old !! wtf !!!!!!

by BillyMaysHere on Dec 28, 2009 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

How many times will Sabean mention “veteran savvy” when talking about DeRosa at the news conference?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

I expect many “Professional Hitter” and/or “Professional Bat”.

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

We won’t be hearing “former All Star”.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He works his tail off.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait…

Sorry.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m waiting for a signing where the player was actually born with a vestigial tail.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

If I hear “professional hitter” i’m gonna break something

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 29, 2009 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

professional Hitler!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Those aren't good either

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 29, 2009 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

MLB Network is talking about this tight now.

Reynolds calling DeRosa a “lethal weapon”

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

*right

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

he didn’t say in what way…
maybe he’s a sleep walker who carries a machete…

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

referring to the fact that he can “play” almost all positions

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He also said that he “likes BRETT Sabean” I want to hire Brett!!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

/Sabean signs Reynolds

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

GIANTS LINKED TO CRAIG REYNOLDS

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 29, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Reynolds calling DeRosa a "lethal weapon"

He’s too old for this shit.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa is Steve Blackman?!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

so...

he’s Angel Villalona then?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Villalona ever even be as good as DeRosa?

It’s a shot in the dark.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 28, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

One of general manager Brian Sabean’s top priorities this offseason was upgrading the Giants’ offense—and acquiring DeRosa is a significant step in that direction.

LOLYAHOO! SPORTS

by deuce deuce on Dec 28, 2009 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

it’s a step in the right direction…if following that move we sign a power hitter like Holli-Bay or trade for Dan Uggla.
THEN we’ve upgraded our offense

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m not even goona read th ecomments

by sfoakbay on Dec 29, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

>.>

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Dec 28, 2009 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

I didn’t see this part mentioned anywhere

Per Baggs:

UPDATE (5:45 p.m. PST): Mark DeRosa passed his physical, I’m told. An announcement will come Tuesday.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He adds: Pablo to 1st.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 28, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLD BACK YOUR ENTHUSIASM! GEEZ!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Time to drink alone at home… FUCK

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

giants fan? niners fan?

these days, it’s always that time.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, Warriors won, Sharks TRYING to win

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it is official now

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw something on SFGate too…

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/pukes on Sabes’ shoes

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 28, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa is officially a physical player.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

So hey, was there room on the roster?
Or as Lars would say…. Why is Bocock?

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

Harold Reynolds just said that Aaron Rowand was a good player who could possibly hit for average, he likes Brian Sabean and thinks he’s a good GM and said that posey isn’t ready…

i’ve lost all respect for him in 5 minutes

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 28, 2009 7:55 PM PST reply actions  

I think you mean Brett Sabean

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Reynolds

but he lost my respect a long time ago.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

sabean is paid to do ‘something’ and reynolds is paid to ‘say’ stuff

by daniel9 on Dec 28, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

everybody’s hugging!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I lost all respect for Reynolds when he said Webb should win the Cy at the end of 08

Then I kind of regained a little with his mentioning the Pablo is a pretty good 3B today when talking about DeRosa.

and now reading that quote he has lost it all again.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 29, 2009 12:57 AM PST up reply actions  

in related news

harold reynolds isn’t very smart

by sfoakbay on Dec 29, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

12mil 4 2yrs

will buy maybe 30 hrs and 120 rbi’s in 275 games..

by daniel9 on Dec 28, 2009 8:01 PM PST reply actions  

Press Conference Talking Points:

1. Versatility

2. Versatility

3. He’s got some “pop”

4. Veteran Presence

5. Flexibility

6. Gamer, gritty, etc.

7. Versatility

by DFAAurillia on Dec 28, 2009 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

Proven hitter

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Veteran hitter… why wouldn’t this be a great move

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You could play a drinking game with Sabean press conferences.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

YEa, you think you can drive me to the hospital?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Both wrong

Proven Veteran.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 28, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Playoff experience

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF CAREER!

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa is a versatile gritty veteran with flexibility and some pop. We’re looking for this guy to hit some 3-run home runs and sometimes spell Velez at LF when he isn’t Vrooming, all in all, i think we did a great job signing this gritty playoff proven veteran GAMING MACHINE.

-Sabean

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

some pop is one letter away from some poop

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my guess at what Sabean will say, combining all those points into one AP friendly quote X.X

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I get it.

And the above will be my response to said Sabean press conference.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

right handed pop

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Good Monday Night Football game.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

Huh? football? wut? sorry there’s local sports goin on

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

There is?? Who?? I don’t watch hockey.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooooo sorry to hear that… Hockey is by far one of the most entertaining sports there is, with rugby, and soccer since there’s constant play… Baseball? ehhhh there’s waiting… Sharks are on, and the warriors are playing the Celtics

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Sharks!!!
Go Dougie Murray!!!

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Both really good games tonight, wow

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I love to watch people skate into Murray and fall on their asses.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yea, Murray the big Swede, him and Shelley are fun to watch

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He made the Swedish Olympic team, just like his grandpa did way back when.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Murray’s maternal grandpa played for the Swedish national team, now Doug will.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that’s crazy, hockey runs in the family… something i always want to do is learn to skate

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I can barely roller blade, I haven’t tried ice skates since I was like 4?

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yea, it’s been a while for me too, but i’m doing a class for skating next semester, we’ll see how it goes

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll watch basketball but I couldn’t give a shit about the Warriors.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Who do you care about then, and please don’t say the Fakers

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have an NBA team.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Then if you don’t why not flip it on and enjoy a basketball game?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Monday Night Football.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

meh, Brett Favre… Cutler another INT, ESPN still loves Favre

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Bears up 23-16. Peterson scores, ties it. Bears retake the lead on an Earl Bennett TD pass from Culter. Vikings just tied it up on a Sidney Rice TD

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

All in the 4th quarter.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Overtime here they come.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP THE PRESSES, CUTLER THROWS TD!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have given up on the game had it been like last night’s Cowgirls-Washington game.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the Lions-Niners game which i almost fell asleep at yesterday

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But hey, it’s the Celtics

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Did someone actually just say soccer was entertaining?!?

Oh yeah, ninety minutes of people running around kicking a ball in the middle of the field, and if your lucky someone might actually score. BORING!!!

by crazedcrustacean on Dec 28, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not about scoring… it’s about tactics.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right, kicking the ball in the middle of the field… Some people would actually call baseball boring, where it’s just a bunch of nothing, no contact, no nothing… Plus dude, Soccer has to do with skill, i think it’s amazing the moves some of those guys can pull off and the stamina.

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, all you do in baseball is wait, between innings what happens? NOTHING, people WAIT for something to happen, a base hit, a homer, something. In Soccer there’s something going on all the time. In hockey there’s something going on consistently for 20 mins. Football people wait, since they run plays, but there’s contact

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, there’s always something going on in auto racing too, but that doesn’t make it any more exciting to watch.

by crazedcrustacean on Dec 28, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a circle, no contact no nothing, OH LOOK A LEFT TURN…. But that’s not the point, i’m talking contact, and excitement. Oh hey look, a base hit to left field, woooooo, oh look a change up in the dirt, woooooooo

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

where are the pedestrians!

making racing much more exciting.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 28, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeaaa i forgot about that

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Tour De France vs. Formula 1

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 28, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No need.

I can ban you just as easily.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry if i’m speakin the truth, football is all judged by the refs which can be sad… Hockey is very entertaining

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I banned you.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ALSO AGREE, you got to agree that football is pretty fun to watch

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be made of magic.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

this is my complaint with basketball

OMG! What a play, constant movement.

And he just scored 2% of what might be a winning score!!!!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

well every basket counts, doesnt it?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

100% meh.

At least in baseball and football, at anytime, there can be a play that changes the game.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball is full of meh, i find baseball less exciting than hockey or football

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

BEGONE FOUL DEMON

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You must have sprayed yourself in PAM because my bans don’t seem to be sticking.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

kids today

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What, you mean you want to sit around in your seat all day waiting for something to happen?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the difference between sexual tension and a 500 lb Lindsay Lohan blowing you.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Dont know about that dude

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know about it either

but I liked the metaphor

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i did like that metaphor… but Baseball is OK, i’m more of a fan with contact, plus i always wait for something to happen with baseball

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the waiting. And when something happens, it is likely meaningful.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha! ok, i get it, Baseball is the best sport of all time, you win, it’s so much better than everything

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

well

except sex

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm married

oh wait. I get it.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh well… nevermind, FAIL… :(

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't get it

Because you’re married.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 28, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

But that question could definitely come right back at me

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it=sex

Married people don’t have sex. Haw haw.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 28, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I NEVER WANNA GET MARRIED!!! even though my girlfriend would like to… ehhhhh

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

join the club man

I’m just now warming up to the idea of having a boyfriend around for days at a time. I haven’t yet woken up next to him saying, “oh crap, it’s you again” so I guess we’re doing okay.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 28, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, well, i guess you’re in a different situation… this is my first relationship and her longest one… soooooooo yea… and guys have been tellin me to drop her for this other girl who’s been eyeing me… i’m not that heartless

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

2.3 times weekly!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the other .3?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

foreplay

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

THATS NOT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hence the .3!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

fiveplay

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the difference between sexual tension and a 500 lb Lindsay Lohan blowing you.

Rec’d

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 29, 2009 1:02 AM PST up reply actions  

one causes people to settle for the other?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 29, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 29, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, and get the hell off my lawn

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Your lawn sucks anyway, my lawn is at least watered

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

that’s true.

The back yard has been totally Basset-ized. That’s the 2010 project, putting in a dog run and getting some landscaping back there.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA! yea our lawn has gone to shit also… but Dad continues to water it too much not caring about the price of water

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

if there's grass on the field

get a Pike to mow it.

:-)

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

man

I want eggrolls.

heimy, you are contributing to our collective weight gain.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You sir will owe me 20 bucks for that grass that needs to be cut

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

I’d pay $50 just so I could have the sig:

“PiKAgiant cut my grass”

:)

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You can pay me $50 and change your sig!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

but…that leaves an unmowed lawn.

$20 if you bring me an eggroll

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Deal!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Woa woa woa, can i still cut your lawn

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

of course

this lawn isn’t going to cut itself

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOHOOOOOO, fuck it, i’ll do it in the dark with a flashlight, TWSS

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

500 pound lindsey lohan aint too bad in the dark

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 29, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re a bottom.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking of using this comment as my sig…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, go for it.. it’s full of stupidity

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I would credit you, naturally.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds good to me :)

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR BOOYA!!! WITH AUTHORITY!!!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

There are other sports?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OHHHH YEA!!! i remember that guy from like 10 years ago

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus

Just tied it up and the MNF crew is choking on his dick.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 28, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s required for work for ESPN.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

er

It’s required at ESPN for working there.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

To work for ESPN, you must suck the wang of Favre.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Nobody wants to win this game.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I could care less who wins, because i have friends who like both teams, and i want both to fail

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid Vikings. I just lost in my fantasy league’s championship game.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

well, that really sucks, who’d you have

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sidney Rice. Too little too late.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

he was a hell of a pickup tho huh?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Got him off the waiver wire. One of my best pickups ever.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, i did the same thing, i also picked up Austin, but then dropped him

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Why’d you do that?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought Owens Kevin Walter, and Vincent Jackson was enough, especially with sidney rice

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I take it you lost?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Barely got kicked out the playoff hunt… Nothing from Owens until late, Sidney and Jackson were great, QBs were meh with Warner and Ryan, RBs were Meh with Deangelo and Barber, plus defense was EHHHH with a number of different players… Owen Daniels got hurt

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah.

If I had played Ryan Grant I would’ve won. But how do you sit Chris Johnson or Ray Rice the way they have played?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yea true, who the hell knows man, they’ve been playing REALLY REALLY REALLY WELL, how do you have them on the same team???

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Picked Rice off the waiver wire too. I just like to call it extremely lucky.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that is crazy how you get that lucky it’s just not possible!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, huh? Haha.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Ray Rice was picked off the draft in our league, we had a 12 team league, but i was stupid enough to pick Williams 1st then i believe Jackson, which was the best pick of the draft, so underrated, still is

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I play the salary cap game ESPN.com has. I took Rice one week on a whim and kept him every since. I took Chris Johnson because I needed to replace a RB who was on a bye week and thought he would have a good game vs. the 49ers, kept him ever since.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnson is just a stud.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

at least you made it that far…
We were out in the first round…stupid Aaron Rodgers having a crappy game.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

I crushed every team in the regular season and then my team decides to suck in the championship game. Boo.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what happened here… most points all season and then pffffffffffffft…. in the playoffs.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFF

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 28, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My opponent had Rodgers

so nice of him to save that crap game for the finals… :)

by crazedcrustacean on Dec 28, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sproles+Randy Moss= huge win for me

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 28, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

could NOT care less.

I mean, really.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's get this straight

DeRosa will fit because he’s better than Ishi and Eugenio. I’d like the Giants to leave Pablo where he is (so he will continue to play 3B well after DeRosa is gone and because there aren’t many 3B with Pablo’s bat). Play DeRosa at 1b, bat him 3rd. Pull the trigger on the Uggla deal (Uggla and Ronny Paulino for J.Sanchez). Uggla plays left. Freddie plays 2B. Juan plays SS. Renterhea is utility guy.

Thus:
Torres (& Nate) – RF (no one said this would be perfect)
Sanchez – 2b
DeRosa – 1B
Pablo – 3B
Uggla – LF
Uribe – SS
Paulino (then Posey) – C
Rowand -CF

at least this team can score more runs!

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 28, 2009 8:32 PM PST reply actions  

Let me run this by the pitching staff and see what they say/

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, just got off the phone

Zito: “I have played on little league teams with better defense
Cain: “When’s my contract up?
Sanchez: “Me no speaka english
Lincecum: “Dave’s not here

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

well played.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 28, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

No hablo ingles…
did i get that right?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No thanks.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn amigo/a

If you’re gonna have both Uggla and DeRosa, why not play the plodder at first and the one who can play the outfield in left?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 28, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I would consider that too.

. . . Again: this is not what I want, it appears to be what’s possible, given the front office and the blunders made years ago by the now-lionized McGowan. His finger is all over this poo.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 28, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Renterhea is utility guy

…uh, because of his versatility, good range, strong arm, ability to get on base, ability to hit for power, ability to work the count before he strikes out/grounds out/pops out???

Dude, he’s a starter for sure.

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 28, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything you say is true

He only makes the roster because we pay him $9M.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 28, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

hey getto, i’d probly think you were gonna jack me to, what the in the world does that have to do with baseball? get over yourself, not everyone is a racsist just cause they look at you funny, maybe your just funny looking

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 28, 2009 8:49 PM PST reply actions  

That was actually Grant’s daughter, not his boss.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Post fail?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 28, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a puzzling development.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I await explanation.

I’m guessing this is Grant’s wife.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 28, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s outta the goat milk… wink wink

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 28, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s copy and pasted from a sfgiants.com or another news site.

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by Natto on Dec 28, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder whether other sites do that to us, only they quote the pizza comments.

by Dan from NM on Dec 28, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry. I thought I had a different tab open, and I copy and pasted an SFgiants.com comment so I could quote it for tomorrow’s story. Sorry to ruin the surprise.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 28, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I've got a new idea for a website

Llamas Llamas Llamas

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

De Rosa

meh

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Dec 28, 2009 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

If renteria and velez are both starting opening day, I will not be happy – unfortunately, there’s probably like a 95% chance that will happen.

Of course, even if we keep those two out of the lineup, we don’t have many replacements right now.

lewis
sanchez
derosa
sandoval
posey
uribe
bowker (or schierholtz if you prefer; I would rather give bowker a shot)
rowand
lincecum

And that’s probably better than the alternative with backup catcher playing and lewis gone.

I tried to look through the list of free agents for some rosterbation, but I realized this is getting pretty pathetic when I really looked at some of the hitters I’m getting kinda excited about.

I guess at this point if we don’t go with holliday or bay, I would not be too upset if we got kelly johnson, or maybe nady or matt murton.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Dec 28, 2009 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

Eh if Velez phails during spring training and say, Lewis or BOWKERMANIA rakes then theres a chance that they will start over Velez, based on last year…

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s always miscellaneous injuries … we could all chip in and buy Vrooom a motorcycle.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Groin injury!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone’s going to have to step up and pull a Tanya Harding on Zorak. Sure, it’ll mean facing felony charges, but it’s for the good of the team.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Even though that goes against everything about how I want the giants to handle player evaluation, I still would be happy with that situation.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Dec 28, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd be ok with Kevin Frandsen starting at SS

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 29, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe you guys know him as

Kevin Fresno

Hoping for BowkerMania to hit AT&T Park in 2010

by Gobroks on Dec 29, 2009 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

More like Kevin Freetogoelsewhere cause he ain’t getting a shot with the Giants.

by Merope on Dec 29, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

what a very Sabeany signing!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 28, 2009 9:13 PM PST reply actions  

I think that’s the one thing we can all agree on: no one is surprised by any part of this.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 28, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How he wishes he could sign r35 year old Aurilia again and again...

Thanks Mark DeRosa!

Who do we get in two years?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 28, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Jermaine Dye!

2 year extension

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll paraphrase something from when we got Garko

The Good News: The Giants just signed their second best hitter

The Bad News: Their second best hitter is Mark DeRosa

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 9:20 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I’m excited to watch the Warriors blow this game

by DFAAurillia on Dec 28, 2009 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

Entertaining game either way… Something that i haven’t been doing much since the Baron Davis days, i haven’t actually stood up and actually been excited over something… Same thing goes for the niners all year, Giants? Well there were a few times, but not many

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to like the Celtics in the Larry Bird days. When I was growing up, you either liked Bird or Magic and there was no way I was going to cheer for an LA team.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, i can see that, like when i was growing up in the 90s, i was a warrior fan just because of Dad, he was a HUGE RICK BARRY fan, between him and Mullin, and Thurmond, man, Thurmond was a player my dad wanted me to play like, strong and just so good. But one of his favorite players ever was Bill Lambeir, ultimate tough guy, and that’s what sports is missing now, that bad attitude

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If we trade Monta I’m done with this team

by DFAAurillia on Dec 28, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If they trade Monta, Curry, Biedrins, Randolph, i’m done with this team. Haven’t we seen this before? Hey let’s give away JRich, Baron, Arenas, Jamison, dude, the Jamison JRich, Dampier, and Arenas days WERE AWESOME

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The teams of the early 2000s sucked. Just look where the Wizards are at with those 2.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 29, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

they might have sucked, but they were fun to watch, they had 37 wins…. But man those were good days

by PiKAgiant on Dec 30, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm already done with them. . .

With few exceptions they are abunch of high-priced, extremely athletic thugs. Millionaire thugs who — like StackJack — don’t give a f@!**k about their team or the fans.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Dec 28, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

umm, they got rid of Jackson… so i’m not done with this team, i just hate the fact they continue to throw away talent

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

the warriors or the nba?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 29, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother went to this game!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 28, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so surprised Morrow did not shoot that ball, very surprised

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sharks are doing their best to blow their game.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Already on powerplay?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They had a 2-0 lead… now it’s in overtime, and a 4 on 3 due to a Shark penalty.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

kripes
I do not like the shoot out.

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Pavelski is really somethin, he’s good

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

CMON MIAMI OHIO!!!! GO DAN BOYLE!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Nabby is God
Nabby is God…
We’re not worthy….

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

3 stars…
Little Joe
Nabby
and….
Murray?

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

A PHOENIX PLAYER, DAMNIT!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty impressive win tonight…. first time in 88 games that the Celts have lost after leading by 16

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

On the front page of SFGate
Giants boost their lineup

Free-agent infielder Mark DeRosa could replace the 20 homers S.F. lost with Bengie Molina.

PULITZER PRIZE EN ROUTE

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 28, 2009 9:49 PM PST reply actions  

What you didnt see!

Free-agent infielder Mark DeRosa could replace the 20 homers S.F. lost with Bengie Molina…in two years

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 28, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/shift-A

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 28, 2009 9:51 PM PST reply actions  

LIVIN’ IN A LONELY WORLD?

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/silence
/fades to black

by wilriv21 on Dec 28, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’M SAAAAAAAAAILING AWAAAAAAY!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

SET AN OPEN COURSE FOR THE VIRGIN SEA

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

CAUSE IIIIIII’VE GOT TO BE FREE!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 28, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Captured! by Robots did an epic version of this last month at the Bottom of the Hill… I actually didn’t throw up in my mouth while listening to it, which is a first.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 28, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The question that nobody has asked…

Will DeRosa help us win INNINGS?

by DFAAurillia on Dec 28, 2009 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

lol i forgot all about that

Bips attempt at color commentary was absolute torture

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know the etiquette on this

May I adopt DeRosa? I like him a bunch, and I don’t see anyone else who’s asked. Is there a protocol?

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by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

There’s some info here on last years draft process. Search “adoptions” – I don’t know if there’s a McWiki on it. Maybe…

by Merope on Dec 28, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh gotcha

Looks like I’ll have to wait for the draft. If that’s how we’re doing it this year. Thanks.

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by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i like him a lot also

 i think he’s a damn fine ballplayer, and i believe we’ll all be glad we have him. some of his stats took a beating the 2nd half of last year with his wrist injury. i know i’m going to get killed here by the stat people, because i have no way to back up the following statement. derosa seems to make every team he plays on better, and his managers and teamates love him.

by giantdonkey on Dec 28, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I adopt the wife???

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 28, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: if there’s something i can’t stand, it’s the fucking steelers going to the playoffs AGAIN, i really hope they don’t make it in, all they got to do is beat the Dolphins in Miami. I just don’t want to hear my friend back at school talk bullshit about how they’re gonna win the super bowl

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

good thing, is that they probably won’t win the Super Bowl.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

couldn’t stand it last year, got six fingers shoved in my face, it was pathetic… then whenever i say the niners were 5-0 in the super bowl, they keep counting 6

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

those losers

have to live in pennslyvania..except to go to school…in Ohio.

that’s worth like a bazilliuon super bowls.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, dude, i dont even know, they don’t like baseball, think it’s a “pussy sport” and it shows, because that team SUCKS, then they’re also fans of the Cavs… go figure, plus the Penguins… I’m not disrespecting the steelers, they’re a class organization, but i hate their fans sometimes

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

I’d like to get a peek at Kat Dennings thingies.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, you mean the chick from Nick and Noras infinite playlist?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

that’s the one.

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by DrStankus on Dec 28, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s not bad, what about Kristen Stewart? TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

actually the girl from the new movie Youth in Revolt looks good

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

those are two pale, pale women

by superk1ng on Dec 28, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

the girl in youth in revolt is pretty pale

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, she is a vampire. Or, she will be. And she is also Joan Jett.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Kristen Stewart, I mean. I dunno about the other one.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

mehhhh kristen stewart… NO ASSETS

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, she has plenty of money.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, and a vampire to go with it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not wanting them in cuz I don’t want them to be playing the Bengals in the playoffs…. that ended so well the last time. Ugh!!

by Merope on Dec 29, 2009 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh god, getting Carson Palmer out of the game… i hate the Bengals too, i really hope the Chargers get in, they are playing like crazy

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and another OT: for Graham, you weren’t kiddin about Super Mash Bros. They aint too bad, it’s just like girl talk, so it’s ok

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:07 PM PST reply actions  

Ya. The songs are really short, but theyre pretty legit.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, my favorite track right now is “NPH FTW” since it has muse in it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

“Bruce Willis was dead the whole time” is good. I can never remmeber which song is which since theyre all similar

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, i hear ya, and i’m listening to it now, and they got lil wayne on it, i like it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“A million there i’m a young money millionaire tougher than nigerian hair, my criteria compared to your career just isn’t fair, i’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet of my mind…” love it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats one of the few Lil Wayne songs I like

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed, he’s just so good, it’s just a flat out rap

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont like most of his stuff

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT WHAT ABOUT REBIRTH!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that his rock album?

terrible

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, i have no idea what he’s trying to do there… i think it’s a joke… k, let’s see, how about E-40?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, you and your “hella” i thought would like it… hmm, Mac Dre? 2Pac? Too Short? anybody bay area? The team?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

by the way speaking of Bay Area rappers… At the game sunday, i must’ve heard “SF Anthem” by San Quinn 1000000 times it was unreal

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan of Bay Area rap. but I do live in the Bay Area which is why I say hella

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ehhh Bay Area rap had a few good ones, wayyy back in the 90s, but nothing since… 2Pac, and “i got 5 on it”

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

:::puts in a non comment to break up PiKa and Graham’s long comment tree from getting any longer:::

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You think this is long?

Oh honey, you aint seen nuthin yet.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, TWSS blah blah blah

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, you know what’s gonna happen… Graham, better facebook me before this is a trend here and we piss off people

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Were trendsetters!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

AND HERE WE…… GO

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

WHATS HAPPENING???!!!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH, the trend is beginning

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But we havent even set it yet!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

well, i believe the trend is that we continue a meaningless conversation and waste space on this site… so Graham what’s up man? still grounded?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont know. Not really, but they dont trust me at all. I can kinda go out. Im not exactly sure. Hows Bay area life?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, screw that, hopefully you’ll be able to go out before the breaks over for ya, when do you start up again? I’m lovin it back here man, i can finally where short sleeves, feels good, plus i get to see diversity and have good food, and see water!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

water is good. I go back on the 4th. Next week. Ugh.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Graham, you a Junior or Senior?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The former

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

My nephew is only a few months older and he’s a senior, getting ready to choose a college.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Any idea on where he’s leaning towards?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Wants either UC Davis or Irvine but applied to all the UCs.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably a smart move

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Smart, i believe they have that application system where if you apply to one UC you can send it to all of em

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

i dont think they do that anymore

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, i didn’t know that, well, i didn’t apply to any UCs figuring i wasn’t smart enough, but i did get into Miami Ohio which is weird… but they got no diversity so maybe that’s why… But hell a UC is damn good

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

My nephew currently goes to Lowell in SF.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

High school?

never heard of it

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Lowell is considered one of the top public high school’s in the state.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Well arent you proud

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

oh well, nevermind it’s a Public school… yea, they got a big rivalry with Galileo? something like that. But good for him, at least he’s got the grades to put him into a UC

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

ya thats tough

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, in my opinion, if you get accepted to a UC, you’re pretty smart

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like to go to a UC. But im pretty lazy.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Dont let senioritis get to you too soon, you still got a year left

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Senioritis had me in 6th grade.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

gotta keep up the grades and the extracurriculars

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Extracurriculars, thats what im going for.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

waterpolo, Boy scouts

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Scouts will help out a ton, also volunteer

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I did some volunteering at the Lindsay Wildlife Museum in junior high

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

How’d you get involved with that? That’s a great idea actually… now i got to start looking at internships

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I quit cause the were charging a couple hundred dollars to volunteer, but my friends sister was doing it and me and my friend applied and got the positions

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

they charged YOU a hundred dollars just to volunteer? wow

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

ya it was weird. We payed then we got to work a couple hours a week. It was only like $50 when I started, but I quit when it got to like $300, because the museum needed funding

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, so they were just using you, wow

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

pretty much. it was bullshit. It would look good on a college app, but it wasnt worth it, especially since my parents werent about to pay for that and waterpolo

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, it’s not worth it, there are many other things out there, i mean i worked at a place that wrapped food for the less fortunate

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats fun. I mean, my job thing was kinda fun, I kinda wish I hadnt quit, but whatever.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny. My best grades were in senior year. Then again, I had easy classes my senior year.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Smartest thing you could do actually… And funny, my best grades came this last semester and i partied the most i’ve ever done

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I swear the more I party the more motivated I am to do homework

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

yea because you want to get the homework done so you can go party

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

And to prove to myself that I can do both

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I had one history class in high school where I would study and get C’s. But when I didn’t I got A’s on tests.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

i think like, there are some times where you just dont get the material, and studying just doesnt help at all… like if you understand the material you’ll do fine, but if you have no idea what’s going on from the start you’ll fail

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

ya definetly

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Im really good at history for some reason, but im terrible at science

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

yea, it’s just a matter of understanding it, sometimes you’re just not good at understanding the material… hence why i chose a Geography major, i love it

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like to major in zoology or something, but I really hate Biology

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

well i mean, you’re not gonna know what you want to do now obviously, and you’re probably gonna change your major a few times like i did but you’ll figure it out

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats what im hoping for

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, just let time work itself out

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Im gonna have a hard schedule next year. I have a hard schedule this year too.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Muahahaha

I’m accepted into UC Davis.

Lethargy
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by dregarx on Dec 29, 2009 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

There were a number of people in my high school graduating class who got accepted into a UC despite being dolts.

Most of them ended up at DVC a semester or two later.

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by jcb9 on Dec 29, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Natto would know all that. He went there.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Lowell High School. (Man this thread is getting thin and confusing)

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya the replies just end up in random places

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Hence the trend we’ve started

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

We sure are trendy!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

got ya… that schools gotta be somewhat big

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Washington

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by Natto on Dec 29, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

  1. on US News & World Reports best high schools in America for 2010!

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by Natto on Dec 29, 2009 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

Number 10

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by Natto on Dec 29, 2009 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Im sure my school was a close second

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, my high school was like way down on that list… Campolindo was ranked 490th in the country in 2003… booooo

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Campo has slightly better test scores than Alhambra last year. Or maybe they were way better. Well, they were better.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t doubt it, but there’s alot of D-bags that go to Campo at the same time

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I know a couple Campo kids, theyre cool. But man, we lost a heartbreaker to Campo in waterpolo this year.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, one thing i do know about Campo when i was there, was that they have always had a very very good waterpolo team, and our football team? MEHHHHH

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit, I was thinking of Northgate. Campo kicked our ass, worst game I ever played. ya they have a really good team. Also thay have a very good volleyball team I think.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t surprise me, but Northgate i remember had a bad football team also, they had a bad football field and all that too

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

They had no soccer field last time I played them in Soccer. We played at a park nearby.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

haha really? and that school is kinda almost near Mt. Diablo

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that a private school i believe? good football team

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

UC Davis is pretty fun from what I hear. All my friends go there.

by superk1ng on Dec 29, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Where is he thinking?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yuck, and want to know what else sucks? you don’t get a free week like you do in college. SFGuy, remember the first week of college? Syllabi week?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Those days were horrible.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

oh come on, you don’t do anything, the first week is basically, the profs give you the syllabus and you get books, that’s all the first week really is, no work or anything

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the horrible part. Waiting in looooonnng lines at the campus bookstore.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, and then you have to find out the total of how much you have to pay… it’s like 800 bucks for just 4 books

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the class. I remember people who took stuff like chem paid a ton.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea dude, like science books are just so steep in price it’s crazy, but a book for journalism was CHEAP or a book for spanish was somewhat cheap

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

The first week of the year, not the first week after winter break

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

well… it’s the same thing in college because you start up new classes

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

oh shit. That sounds nice. i have to do hella work over this break

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i remember that, it sucked. Benefit of college, you don’t have to do shit over break, UNLESS you want to get a job to make some money

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

money is nice. I just got paid, plus i got cash money for christmas. I got some money I gotta spend right away

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Ummmm, might want to save up a bit for college…. /thinks about this…. Ehhh fuck it, you’re young Graham go have fun

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Im tryna. I need clothes. And food.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re always hungry.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

yea, Graham, need any hints on where to go for a bakery?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a few places in mind.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

and the surrounding suburbs

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, moraga doesnt have much… i can’t wait to get out of this shitty place

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Moraga is one of the nicest cities around

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

not saying much, it’s boring as shit, and since they took out the bowling alley, nothings going on here… now they’re taking out the theater

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

oh that old one? I hate that one anyway.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

They already closed it down once in the past, it blows… this town blows, full of old people

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya, thats the bad part about living in a nice town. I live like right next to 3 of my best friends.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

damn, that’s tight, unlike me who lives like 10 mins from my friends…. on the other side of town

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I can run to 4 differents friends houses in under a minute

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, your situation is way better than mine right now… i have a bunch of neighbors who are old and don’t want to do shit

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya, I know im pretty lucky. I love where I live. Another one of my best friends lives in a sketchy neighborhood

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Ever run to that friend?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Biked, but no. I mean, its not that bad a neighborhood. Its sketchy by Martinez standards, but I dont feel nervous walking through it in daylight

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, but come darkness, it can get pretty sketch… benefit of Moraga.. that doesnt happen, but at the same time, one doesnt walk to anothers house often

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya. There no dangerous people, just drunk and a few meth labs.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Ehhhhhh, yea, i hear ya, that just aint good

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Im not hungry right now

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember I could eat anything and never gain weight. No longer true.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats why im eating while I still can.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

For thin people, it usually hits about 25.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I have 8 more years, better keep eating

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate you both.

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by Viliphied on Dec 29, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It hit me at about 22.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

free week? What you mean

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I like how more than 50% of the comments are now not about Mark DeRosa.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 11:35 PM PST reply actions  

i’m contributing for once ;)

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably only about 10% of my posts this offseason have been about baseball. I leave that for people who actually know what they are talking about. Im just here to make everyone else feel old.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

high 5 Graham, i totally agree

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

/flagged

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 29, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeremy Twitters

JeremyAffeldt
  
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. Abraham Lincoln

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:36 PM PST reply actions  

thanks Jeremy for your insight

by PiKAgiant on Dec 28, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB Network poll

Which free agent gives the Giants the best chance to make the postseason?

A- Jason Bay
B- Matt Holliday
C- Adrian Beltre
D- Vladimir Guerrero

You could vote on their website.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 28, 2009 11:58 PM PST reply actions  

Holliday.

But that doesnt mean it would be smart to sign him.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 28, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

B

Oh god B

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by GiantPain on Dec 28, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

E- Scott Podsednik

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I think DeRosa’s wife is hotter.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

How bout both at the same time

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do you do this to me?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

To help inspire your mind

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

My mind is plenty inspired

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

“A mind is a terrible thing to waste”

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep it sharp playing video games

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Halo doesnt count, nor does COD4

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Modern warfare 2!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh good

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

And wouldnt it help with imaging two hot ladies, Mrs. Pods, and Mrs. Derosa both in bed with you?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea i’d go with B… but there’s no way they’d sign him anyway

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

On their poll, B got the majority.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank god.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants fans are pretty smart, give em credit

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Beltre got 5%

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Its a dumb question

Its basically just asking who the best player is.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

THAT THEYRE NEVER GONNA GET

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

They won’t get Holliday but if the rumors are true about an offer for 5 years for Bay, I think they might sign him.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

What rumors?

I dont want Bay, I want Holliday

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Some have said the Giants have offered 5 years.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Who?

Shit.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot. I don’t think it was Schulmann or Baggs.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn youre right

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Is everything really true though with all this shit about players not wanting to come to SF because of the park?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t buy that. If the Giants offered the most money, 4 out of 5 times, they would take the Giants offer.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

So, is everything these agents or people are saying about why these players dont want to come to SF false? it’s more the money? Are the giants not offering as much as other teams? or is it just them not offering what the player wants

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they are offering as much as other teams (with the lone exception being Carlos Lee).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, well now that makes more sense, if they sign Bay, that means the giants will have Derosa planted at 3rd, Pablo at 1st… a Meh infield

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa, Sanchez, Renteria

LOL OLD

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

dunno if i can take it, i’d be content with ISHI at 1st and Pablo at 3rd

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

rather have LaRoche, or Uggla, or Beltre at a only slighlty over reasonable price

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

more power… eh on defense

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants were a team like the Phillies or Cardinals, DeRosa is a good signing. He would be the ultimate utility guy.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, like someone who could fill in wherever and give a guy a rest… but here he’s a starter

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think that's true

DeRosa is not a utility player. He is a starter who can start anywhere.

He’s started in 136+ games for the past 4 seasons. What about that says he’s utility? The man’s a starter. Just because he can start in a bunch of different positions doesn’t change that.

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by GiantPain on Dec 29, 2009 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm probably splitting hairs here though

I see a utility player as someone who ONLY plays when someone is injured/needs a rest.

DeRosa has been a player who plays almost every game. He has utility, but I don’t see him as a utility player, no matter where he was going (obvious exception of the Yankees or something, where he would actually be a utility player)

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by GiantPain on Dec 29, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

WEll, then let him start… but honestly, i think he brings a little bit more pop to the lineup over Ishi… but i’m afraid to give up on him now… How do we know for sure he can’t fix his swing? If he lays off that ball down and in he’d be a legit 1st baseman

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Understandable

But at this point, fears of squeezing out Ishikawa really shouldn’t hamstring us from making offensive improvements.

And hell, if Ishi really impresses people, move DeRosa to the OF.

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by GiantPain on Dec 29, 2009 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT if they sign Bay that wont happen… But yea i agree with that…

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

If they sign Bay

The it’s highly unlikely that Ishi could out-produce either one of them, to be honest.

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by GiantPain on Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, exactly, i just really hope that Ishi can produce… I think letting Garko go is something to look to, Ishi>Garko

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Ish isn’t 36 so he won’t get his shot.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

/walks away slowly looking down and mumbling

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

This aint nuthin compared to the Amazin Thread of ’96

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, aint nothin compared to… wait what?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

ANd the scary thing is? It can only get bigger! TWSS, and i dunno if Grant will allow it… Grant will probably have another thread tomorrow anyway

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 1:17 AM PST up reply actions  

OT

Anybody ever google or GIS your username?? GIS your username usually takes you back here.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 12:51 AM PST reply actions  

Pretty much everything is from me

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 29, 2009 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

GIS my username?? huh?? i’ve googled it, and it took me here

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Usually you will see weird pictures that were posted on McC.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, i just checked out the pics, and they look very weird

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

a pic of Brett Favre came up

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

And none of them are related.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 1:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope!!!!!!! but can i just say LONG THREAD IS LONGGGGGGGG

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 1:25 AM PST up reply actions  

And more than half not about DeRosa!!

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 1:27 AM PST up reply actions  

ehhh what good is he anyway? he wasn’t gonna spark much talk in the offseason

by PiKAgiant on Dec 29, 2009 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

People will wake up in the morning and think “Wow 1655 comments about Mark DeRosa?” that or they’ll think people are posting what they ate for dinner.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I definitely won’t be getting McC in the top results.

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by Natto on Dec 29, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The #1 and #2 results on plain ol’ Google are me on MCC and Sporcle. #3 is someone named Judy on Twitter, though.

On GIS, not so much. JCB is the name of a construction company (or something like that) in the UK, so the results are mostly backhoes.

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by jcb9 on Dec 29, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Judy Steffes, I bet.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

In sports, every one is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Utah Utes, who have won nine consecutive bowl games….every single one of them completely meaningless. We must preserve this hallowed system.

Yes, we’re all very thrilled for the Utes, who have now tied the second-longest bowl winning streak of all time, but had they never played a bowl game ever, would our lives (or theirs?) be any different? They have two undefeated seasons this decade and not a lot to show for that. In fact, the only Utah bowl that ever left a mark on anyone was the 2005 Fiesta Bowl because it allowed Urban Meyer to leave Utah and go to a school that’s allowed to play real games. At least the team that went to the 1947 Pineapple Bowl got to a free trip to Hawaii.

Other than inflicting Alex Smith on the NFL, what else is there? But no, by all means, let’s keeping playing these tranquilizer pill games. It’s way more fun than a playoff and now I’m tot

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by DFAAurillia on Dec 29, 2009 12:52 AM PST reply actions  

I just re-read the comments from the Sanchez trade

that was fun

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by Gobroks on Dec 29, 2009 1:43 AM PST reply actions  

This signing is such a “meh” that everything else has been discussed.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 29, 2009 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah a lot of people were pissed about trading for Sanchez

It was fun joining in and re-living said anger

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by Gobroks on Dec 29, 2009 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Best word fo describe DeRosa

Versatile
Super Utility
Flexibility

DeRosa brings flexibility to the organization, Sabean, and Bochy.

The flexibility to allow the organization to play DeRosa at any of 5 defensive positions. The ability to bat in many slots in the batting order.

The flexibility to allow Sabean to pursue other available players pretty much regardless of position.

The flexibility that allows Bochy to make in game changes to pull off his beloved two-fers. Bochy can make day to day changes to give players a rest, Bochy can also make extended period changes if warrant by injury or lack of production by another player,

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Between probably uribe and Derosa, bochy is scheming in his office for potential double switches

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 29, 2009 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Just for shits and giggles

In the first half of 2009 for the Indians:

Mark DeRosa: .261 / .334 / .443
Ryan Garko: .274 / .354 / .442

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by jcb9 on Dec 29, 2009 7:17 AM PST reply actions  

flexibility!

cost more = more valuable

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 29, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa slugged the crap out of Garko.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 29, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I posted this in the fanshot

But would anyone favor a trade for Lyle Overbay? He is earning 8 mil in the last year of his deal, would keep pablo at 3rd, push DeRosa to LF, and he would come on the cheap, as the Blue Jays have been trying to dump him. Only one year in which he received regular ABs (2007) has Overbay OPS+’s under 100. What would anyone be willing to give up for him?

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 29, 2009 7:18 AM PST reply actions  

I like Overbay okay, but I’d probably only be interested if it were a straight salary dump.

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by jcb9 on Dec 29, 2009 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Like a Guzman for Overbay +2mil type deal?

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 29, 2009 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

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by jcb9 on Dec 29, 2009 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

gimme gimme

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by natteringnabob on Dec 29, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

where do I sign?

Cots Baseball Contracts has Overbay’s 2010 salary as “only” $7M

by wilriv21 on Dec 29, 2009 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure if it’s 7 or 8. On the breakdown you linked to, it says 7. When I said 8, I was basing it on the excel sheet linked to from that page that says 7.950

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 29, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

LineUp

Table Setter1
Fred Sanchez
Pablito Sandoval
Lyle Overbay
Mark DeRosa
John Bowker
Aaron Rowand
Edgardo Renteria
El Lancedor

by wilriv21 on Dec 29, 2009 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Who is catching?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

“Table setter1” is code for Buster Posey leading off

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 29, 2009 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That is going to make for high pitch counts!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

we are going old school kick it. Just gonna let it roll to backstop and batter tosses it back to pitcher

by wilriv21 on Dec 29, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Bochy

player manager

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by Gobroks on Dec 30, 2009 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Posey and Bumgarner

(Or a C+ level prospect)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

Whomever Sabean signs this off-season will make a good platoon partner with Ryan Gark-ohh... nevermind...

by baetown415 on Dec 29, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

THIRD LETTER AT BEST

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 29, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, here I was thinking there were 250 new comments about the trade when I woke up.

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by jponry on Dec 29, 2009 8:29 AM PST reply actions  

Signing, whatever.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 29, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

We traded Ryan Garko and a few million dollars with Free Agency for Mark DeRosa.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

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If you’re gonna just hold it down, why not shift-a instead?

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by ringleader3 on Dec 29, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Shift-a will clear everything. I want to be able to zoom through comments that I already know aren’t baseball related, then resume reading baseball comments.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

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