Lindsay Lohan herself was seen spending her time together with Leonardo DiCaprio on Thursday, December 17, Radar Online reported. They were spotted clubbing at Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood before heading to San Francisco Giants baseball player Brian Wilson's Christmas party to join other friends including Ryan Phillippe, Kevin Connolly and Jayde Nicole. The pair left Brian's residence separately the next morning.
Link. No editorial, as I usually don't like to post anything about off-field stuff, but it amuses me to see all of those names together. What in the world do Leonardo DiCaprio and Brian Wilson talk about?
about 2 years ago
Grant Brisbee
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Well, then.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 21, 2009 11:39 AM PST reply actions
I actually had a ninjas bit up there, but I took it out. You had my back the whole time.
by Grant Brisbee on Dec 21, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
LD: Hey Brian, how’s it going?
BW: Not bad. Hey, I have an idea for a movie that you’re going to love.
LD: Yeah?
BW: It’s about ninjas.
LD: Okay?
BW: Yeah, it’s autobiographical.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BW: Also, it really happened.
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
LD: Oh come one. Find me a ninja.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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You don't find ninjas... ninjas find you.
The classic ninja parade.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
Part Deux
BW: Remember that scene in “The Aviator” where you peed in all of those jars?
LD: Yeah, why?
BW: I do the same thing, but in real life.
LD: Wha? How come?
BW: Moises Alou pays me a buck a jar.
LD: Sweet!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Dec 22, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions
nah, they talk about “Growing Pains”. I heard they’re both huge Alan Thicke fans!
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Dec 21, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Lohan as Finger Cuffs
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 11:42 AM PST reply actions
DOUCHE BAG DEBAUCHERY!
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
I like how the firefox spell check not only helped me correctly spell “debauchery”, but informed be that douche bag is in fact two words.
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
I wonder what terrible hairstyle Wilson has now.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
Forget that business in the front crap
PARTY EVERYWHERE!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Justin Miller?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Dec 21, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
oh god, what is Brian Wilson’s life?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
a reality TV show
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
First, I think without a doubt Zito was there. Second, WTF?
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 21, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply actions
I guess they are skipping the whole canyon throwing thing this year.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 11:49 AM PST reply actions
actually quite the opposite
that’s why Lindsay was there.
by Giant Voodoo on Dec 21, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
ZING!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
I take pictures
by SoFa King Mike on Dec 21, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
"Shit we're not getting any offense for next year anyway, why try?"
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
The fact that this will likely garner 1000 comments is frightening.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!
But by the point it gets to 1,000 comments, it’ll be about buttpee.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 21, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Since you raised the topic...
Since my heart attack, I never have to worry about buttpee ever again. I am not sure how the two are related or how they even influence each other; but it is true!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
It’ll get to butt pee much, much sooner than that.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!
TWSS!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
We have discovered a new variation on the butt pee. Eat spicy Thai food and get an upset stomach.. and you end up with firerrhea
Jaloprocitis
The burn Jalepenos leave as they exit the body.
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thai food caused me issues in yoga today.
I’m going back tomorrow. to thai food and to yoga.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Your classmates thank you.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Dec 22, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
We are all very bored people. Plus Christmas is Friday, is anyone actually at work DOING work?
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
Today I am interviewing patients two days after one of the largest snowfalls in Philly history, so far one person has showed.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
I am at work and I haven’t done anything other than post here all day. So, it is just another normal day.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
I’m at work and will be at work until Friday…. :(
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 21, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
GO HOME AND SLEEP!
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
I’m on vacation. It is glorious.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I have nothing for the next two weeks. The swim center is closed until January 4. No classes to go to. I have to practice bassoon and write sports articles and that’s it. It’s kinda nice to have so little to do after killing myself this semester.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
I am
:/
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’m actually working.
I’m writing a book chapter, which is more interesting than the usual.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
/googles book
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
is it kinda like The Great Gatsby but with a baseball closer who has parties for a hodgepodge of celebs?
Thing A
THAT"S MY IDEA!!! /lawsuit
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I got to work. though I am at lunch now.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Dec 21, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
That’s the biggest reason I posted this. I just wanted to read the comments. I also wanted to see when it turned into a discussion about Billy Wilder films, string theory, or parachuting.
by Grant Brisbee on Dec 21, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
He’s Gene Wilder’s older brother.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Actually, I’m pretty sure that this is not true. I don’t think they have any relation.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
You know, “gullible” isn’t listed in the dictionary.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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We got my friend’s mom repeatedly with this line, actually convincing her that it was taken out.
She was a school teacher, btw.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
I got my girlfriend with this one. She’s not a native speaker, so we’ll pretend that’s the reason why.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
Yeah, they’re not related.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Lefty reliever for the Pirates in the early 90s, if memory serves.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Dec 21, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Wilder?
Oh, never mind.
That was yesterday’s thread.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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OH MY STARS!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
HEAVENS TO BETSY!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 21, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
PURPLE PINSTRIPE DREAMS!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 21, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
UNCLE DAMIEN'S CORN COB PIPE!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SWEET SWIRLIN ONION RINGS!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
TWICE BAKED POTATO!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 22, 2009 1:02 AM PST up reply actions
CHRIST ON A SIDECAR!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Dec 22, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions
SON OF A SEA COOK!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Dec 22, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
I have seen two Billy Wilder movies!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Strike that. I have seen one Billy Wilder movie.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Me, too.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Four for me
Some Like It Hot (Awesome, better older “white chicks”)
Sabrina (Awesome)
Seven Year Itch
The Spirit of St. Louis
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
Some Like It Hot is mine. Best final line in a movie ever? Probably.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
That guy is awesome.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
Easily one of all time favorites…also began my obsession with Audrey Hepburn
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
I liked Double Indemnity though I wonder how the passage of time lack of decnecy laws would effect how they are viewed now days.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Dec 21, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
See, Double Indemnity didn’t do it for me. I heard so much hype going in that I pretty much expected it to be the best thing ever. That it wasn’t inspired a disproportionate let down. It had Fred McMurray and everything…
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
Speaking of old movies
I was at a holiday party on Saturday and the TV in the living room was on, and someone had it tuned to “The Wizard of Oz” on TNT. Our friend’s 10-year old son watched a couple minutes of Dorothy, the Lion, the Scarecrow and the Tin Man walking on the Yellow Brick Road, then laughed and said, “THOSE ARE SUCH BAD GRAPHICS.”
I’m turning 40 tomorrow, but I felt about 80 right then.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
Bummer
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Casablanca was on the other night. During the driving scene in Paris, the background went from middle of the city to a country road while Bogart & Berman were smiling at the camera.
It’s not all about the effects kids.
"It's too late now."
Never seen it but at least I knew what it was kid.
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say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
They’ll be speaking Chinglish, though.
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
This is just the next step toward “Open Bullshit Thread, 12/29” or something similar.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!
1500+ comments in 12 hours
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
A couple of hundred of them will be Pika and Crakalaka chatting.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Dec 21, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
LOL PARENTS SUCK
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
BW: Want a hair cut?
LD: Aren’t the Barber Shops closed? Its like midnight.
BW: C’mon BRO! You think a barber could do this (points to head) good of a job! I did this shit myself!
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 11:50 AM PST reply actions
Wilson will never be able to earn a title of Guido. He is not Guinea enough, plus EYETALIANS don’t like non EYETALIANS very much.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
I dunno man, he is kinda a guido on the way he dresses, but not on the way he acts as much… at least we don’t see too many guidos over here on this side of the country
…north beach?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Also, almost all of wine country is Italian descent with rich Italian kids being douchebaggy.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, Brian would have to lather on the fake tan.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve been watching the Jersey Shore this season for whatever reason. My wife watched 10 minutes of it with me last night and said “I think this is making me dumber” I said that’s the point.
Everything about him suddenly makes sense.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
I had to google Jayde Nicole. Glad I did. You think Rod Beck threw shindigs like this?
"It's too late now."
I’m ashamed to say I immediately thought to myself “oh yea, thats Brody Jenner’s ex.” Gotta stop watching reality tv with the girlfriend.
Thing A
spawn of Bruce
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
googles Bruce…
is he a bionic or emotionless
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t know they broke up. I’m behind on my gossip blogs.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
The Boy Who Loved Brian Wilson
A New Novel from the Master of Horror, Stephen King
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
In every way, baby, in every way ;)
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
And a HARD Brian Wilson
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Well HE was the one coming over to ME all the time!! What was I supposed to do, turn him down?
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
200 pages about his hair. That’s terrifying enough.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
I actually just assumed
Brody Jenner+Playboy playmate doesn’t seem like a couple built to last.
Thing A
also
after another quick google of jayde nicole does anyone find that “respect” tattoo to be one of the most ironic tattoos ever?
Thing A
I was just gonna ask if she was the broad with the stupid tattoo.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
But its in such a classy location. Totally gets her more respect from the other classy ones at the mansion
I respect her choice of font.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Dec 21, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
BW: Dude, remember that time you drew that naked chick?
LD: …Yeah.
BW:….That was awesome.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Dec 21, 2009 11:57 AM PST reply actions
LD: So Brian what are your thoughts on the Tony Pena Jr. signing?
BW: /snorts a line of coke off Lindsay Lohan’s ass
LD: Yeah he has a live arm and could become a valuable bullpen arm.
OT: Jason Marquis signs for two years with Nationals
There goes his consecutive playoff appearances streak.
Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.
I'm going to LOL when they go to the playoffs.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
MARQUIS AND STRASBURG WILL LEAD THEM TO THE PROMISED LAND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
And when they get there, they will look at each other and say, “What the fuck are we doing in Israel?”
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not a huge Marquis fan but I lolled when I saw someone say "Marquuis is a life long NL’er, what upside does he have that Chad Gaudin and Sergio Mitre don’t? "
I was all WTF.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 21, 2009 12:02 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
LLAMAS IN THE BACKGROUND!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
We are all Grant's boss
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Pedro Feliz = Grant's boss
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 21, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know why you posted this, so here's a picture of me with a scarf on my head:

I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
I think you’re a bit of an exhibitionist.
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
You resemble a Welshman in my acquaintance. Take that as you will.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
This is glorious.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Amazing.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 21, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Dec 21, 2009 12:12 PM PST reply actions
Are we paying Wilson enough for him to host parties like this?
He probably borrowed money from Zito.
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He is already spending his arbitration money.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
FFFFFFF FISCAL CONSTRAINTS!!!!!
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
The funny thing is
Bow Tie has enough money to walk into that party and pay everyone there to eat their own feces.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t need to know about Neukom’s semi-private pastimes.
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
I’d like to see that.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
The paying or the the actual eating?
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A lady never tells, a gentleman never asks.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Already Happened for Leo
Body of Lies
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by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Dude makes more than almost all doctors, and is in line for a big raise.
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by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
LOL MEDICAL SCHOOL
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Good bedside manner.
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 21, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
Some patients need a kick in the pants. Like the ones who threaten to kill you.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So you do care!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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But is he saying?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Dec 21, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Dude is a rich, single(?) 27 year old. You would do the same if you could!
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Definitely makes me like him more for one thing and not for anything beyond that.
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
That's a weird gathering
You’ve got a 23 year old “actress” whose career is already over, a dude whose ship sunk but his career soared, a Playboy model who’s probably there for future child support dollars, a former Mr. Witherspoon and Kevin Connolly. I didn’t know B-Weez has such connections in Hollywood.
Win the inning.
It’s the best the D-list has to offer!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
His face is.
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah. The rest of them are plucked from the shit pile.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Kevin Connolly’s on “Entourage” … oh I see what you mean.
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Lindsay Lohan.
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
I hope he is vaccinated
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Where do I pick one up at?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
I'd like one!
I’d prefer my MAC QB to want to have the desire to fornicate with an unattractive hotel guest service employee in a snowy town. Who would you recommend?
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Dec 21, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
When I see a post or comment that has the words “Nate Davis” in it, I stop reading.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 21, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Because? i mean, he’s not playing this year, no shot, i wouldn’t like it, since he’d suck… BUT GIVE HIM A SHOT, i mean cmon
He's not even taking reps in practice.
And the last thing the team needs is to give Alex Smith less time.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
ALEX SMITH IS NOT THE PROBLEM!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
I am at the point where I don’t know your true feelings on anything other than Norwegian Heritage Night.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I would very much like it if the Giants would make the playoffs
And when they get there, to reach the World Series. I’ll take my chances after that.
I really don’t have any true feelings on anything else.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
BUT
3 INTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
my brain tells me that, but my eyes tell me WTF WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT PASS?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Dec 21, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
We can laugh now, but none of this will be funny when Brian Wilson is linked to Brittany Murphy’s death and Sabes has to go onto the FA market for a new closer. (Too soon?)
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
(Too soon?)
Nah.
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
The phrase “Too soon?” doesn’t exist around here.
by deuce deuce on Dec 21, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
TWHSSS
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Dec 21, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Brad Lidge!
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Nah. She was a celebrity. You live by the gun* and you die by the gun.
*gun=media/constant attention
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by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
OT: WTF?
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
lol “manly”. Right up there with bikers and cops and cowboys.
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Whole lotta nothing but since there's nothing else going on...
To find a bat, the Braves probably will need to be creative. Trading for Marlins second baseman Dan Uggla and sticking him in left field would qualify as such a move.
The Braves have talked to the Marlins about Uggla, but one source describes Atlanta’s interest as only "mild." A trade for the Yankees’ Nick Swisher or the signing of free-agent left fielder Johnny Damon might be preferable to the Braves.
The Yankees still could move Swisher if they wish to obtain Damon or another outfielder; they are not looking to trade Swisher, one source said, but also are not opposed to it.
Damon, meanwhile, lives in Orlando, the site of the Braves’ spring-training home; the Braves, however, probably would not be willing to pay him $10 million or more per season.
As for Uggla, before the Braves traded for him, they might want assurances that he would be willing to play left field.
Another possibility would be for the Braves to acquire Uggla to play second, then allow the situation to evolve. Uggla, once he saw the defensive skill of Martin Prado and Omar Infante at second in spring training, might be more open to a change.
The teams have yet to exchange names, one source said, and the Braves ultimately might decide that Uggla is not a fit.
Uggla’s agent, Jeff Borris, told Yahoo! in November, that "there should be no reason to consider a position change at this time." Uggla later told MLB.com, "It’s a tough subject. I don’t know. We’ll have to wait and see."
The Braves intend to play Prado at second; their opening is in left. Uggla, 29, stands to make between $7 million and $8 million in arbitration. However, his value going forward will be higher if he remains at second base.
The Marlins’ talks with the Giants about Uggla are "on-again, off- again," one source said. The Orioles are out on Uggla now that they’ve signed free-agent third baseman Garrett Atkins.
Also, the Marlins on Monday signed infielder Danny Richar to a minor-league deal that would include a $410,000 salary. Richar, a .229 career hitter in 79 career games, could provide additional infield depth if Uggla is dealt. — Ken Rosenthal
If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
I wonder what the Yanks would want for Swisher?
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
I posted this in a fanshot, but it merits repeating.
This is from January: LOL US
Just read how excited we were about that lineup.
"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball
What? Baseball talk?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
/googles baseball
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by shanghaijim on Dec 21, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder if the Marlins are asking the Braves for somebody in their starting rotation for Uggla. Somehow I doubt it.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
UGGLA FOR HANSON!
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by say hey nation on Dec 21, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
MMMBOP
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Gotta be prospects, i think. The Braves aren’t giving up Jurrjens and Hanson, and the Marlins won’t want any part of Lowe.
If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
by esseffgeez on Dec 21, 2009 1:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
GIVE US HEYWARD!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
SAN LORENZO IS LIKE INSIDE HAYWARD AND SAN LEANDRO!
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How come I don’t get invited to these parties?
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
Don't Worry
I understand Bow Tie may be throwing a party that you may be interested in.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
will there be ‘decanting’?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
I’m not sure what you two are suggesting, but it sounds insulting. Or complimentary. I can’t decide.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
I’m gonna go with option 1.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Dec 21, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
The Civil War?
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
Because you wear pants
Those parties are a no pants zone.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
I would like to extend to you an invitation
to the pants party.
by FireBrianSabean on Dec 21, 2009 1:51 PM PST reply actions
Nu..yes.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OT Just in case you feel like bawling today
Check out this trailer: http://vimeo.com/8191217
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Ow.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
I was diggin' the trackie with the Brooks hardass an' the 38cm Cinellis an' the clips...
…and now I’m wiping my eyes.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Dec 22, 2009 1:30 AM PST up reply actions
What in the world do Leonardo DiCaprio and Brian Wilson talk about?
BW: “Dude, come out here to the balcony for a sec….Now, close your eyes and just stand here on the railing like this.”
LD: “Wow, the wind is really picking up.”
BW: “Don’t worry I have you by your hips. Now, arch your back a bit and spread your arms out wide.”
LD: “Ooo, there’s this new magic trick, I’ve been meaning to show you.”
BW: “Shhh. No talking. You’re ruining the moment. Now, lean back against me. Arms up higher. Perfect. Now open your eyes.”
LD: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
"THE GIANTS AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE, BRIAN!"

WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 21, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
OT: Waiting out the market
A thought hit me today… didn’t the free agent market last year drop a ton in the beginning of 2009 since it became evident the economy was much worse than previously thought? In other words, is there necessarily a reason to think guys will be around for much cheaper in a couple of months compared to now?
There very well could be, especially if guys like DeRosa just want more than the current market levels and in a couple of months relent and take less, but expecting a repeat of last year and a guy like Abreu at $5 million carries some risk…
Not compared to his boss.
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Semi OT:
List little heard of movies, that you love.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
Tricky Brains
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Gates of Heaven
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
Oh, and Thin Blue Line
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
I instantly thought of the Rowan Atkinson series
The movie looks to be far less amusing.
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This from the man who threw the dead dog trailer in my face.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
If it’s 90s Disney, it probably is.
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I’ve seen it.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
Cannibal: The Musical.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Speaking of movies, ‘Tropic Thunder’ is on HBO right now.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
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Get some crawfish and some collard greens…mmm.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wings of Desire
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
So is the remake on your list of more widely known movies that you love?
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UM DOESNT MAKE SENSE GRAMMATICALLY K THANKS
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
I never do well at these lists
I’m the person who only ever finds out about something by hearing about it. The less it’s heard of, the less likely I’ve seen/listened to/read it.
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Tokyo Godfathers
Head of State
28 Days (not the zombie flick)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 21, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
Recently, “Hunger” about an IRA prisoner who went on a hunger strike. “Franklyn” with Eva Green & Ryan Phillipe (back on topic!). It was part sci-fi with a twist. Not sure if either are little heard of, but I hadn’t heard of them until I rented them.
I just purchased “Mongol” also & can’t wait for the second movie.
"It's too late now."
OT: now reallllly considering getting a new video game for christmas… Fifa 10 or Assassins Creed II, those are the two, gotta decide… never really played much of Fifa but i’ve heard it’s CRAZY GOOD, and i love sports games… Assassins Creed II i’ve seen played and it looks awesome with the story line and gameplay, any thoughts?
Fifa would probably have more lasting appeal since it’s a sports game, while AC2 has the story and gameplay variety. Depends what kind of experience you’re looking for.
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Baseball-related thread
Warning: Baseball-related content
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/12/21/1211755/rick-ankiel-cheap-power-for-a
It’s a rick roll.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Dec 21, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
No
THIS is a rick roll: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/12/21/1211755/rick-ankiel-cheap-power-for-a
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You bastard!!!! I actually clicked on that!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Dec 21, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
I get the feeling that if Wilson were to leave the Giants, he would love to play in blue hell.
OT: Watching ESPNEWS. They showed a clip of Johnny Damon doing the WWE show. Why??
"meh"
Only you can say why you would watch ESPNEWS.
Utter frustration and futility.
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