So, you're a Giants fan. Not really sure why you'd devote so much time and energy to watch such a pathetic batting lineup, but you know you like Timmy and his Choco tacos. Cain doesn't know how to win, ever, but hey, he's got some good stuff. Hell, you might even like some of Zito's pitching performances when it's not the first half of the season. And maybe you like the Panda's newfound devotion to eating less than 3 room service meals a day.
The San Francisco Giants began as the New York Giants in 1883, when Randy Johnson was a wide-eyed batboy for the Boston Beaneaters. Since then, we have come a long way and won the most number of games in sports history, and since then the Giants fanbase has disintegrated to short, terse uses of "TWSS!", "BORK", and "STFD". We have really come a long way.
Speaking of a long way, where are you from? No, you can't vote for two locations, who do you think you are?
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So, which area of the world are you from? (Poll answers strongly biased towards the Bay Area)
Within a mile of AT&T Park, I watch Timmy throw 101mph fastballs from my house (1 vote)
The City (29 votes)
The Peninsula (28 votes)
East Bay (36 votes)
South Bay (32 votes)
North Bay (18 votes)
Santa Cruz County (4 votes)
Sacramento Metro (11 votes)
Somewhere else in NorCal, isn't the Bay Area really halfway down California? (20 votes)
L.A. Metro, constantly abusing Russell Martin in front of Bums fans (7 votes)
Somewhere else in SoCal (8 votes)
Oregon, where we have no team until the A's move (6 votes)
Nevada, where we have no team (2 votes)
Somewhere else west of the Mississippi, I don't like the local team (9 votes)
New York, home of the A-Rod lovefest (6 votes)
Boston, all you hear about is the century-long curse (2 votes)
Somewhere else east of the Mississippi (12 votes)
Canada, we want the Expos back! (3 votes)
Pablo Sandoval's house, where I spy innocuously on his eating habits (4 votes)
Latin America, the home of sluggers (1 vote)
East Asia, where WBC titles are won (3 votes)
Bruce Bochy's big head (3 votes)
Other, you're an idiot for neglecting to mention a location. I charge you with criminal negligence (25 votes)
270 total votes
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